Gather around children for I have an epic story of a huge fuckup to tell you.
>be me
>attended shitty community college
>all my courses suck except for Spanish
>Spanish prof is a 7.8/10 Colombian woman, considering all the bitches are ugly here, shes probably the hottest
>Spanish prof is kind and caring always giving attention to everyone to make sure we all get things right
>Spanish prof always gives me this funny look every time I make eye contact with her.
>Shes always smiling and laughing when interacting with other students but when she looks at me, she gives off this blank expression and her eyes widens up a little as If I fucked up on something.
>class finishes. Catch bus to downtown for work
>Work part-time at this hipster bar as a bartender
>cleaning cups and serving hipsterfaggots cocktails
>someone sits down at the counter
>wtf.jpeg
>Its my Spanish teacher.
>She gives me this surprised look on her face and smiles at me
>feel shy as fuck.
>we chat a little, I'm too nervous as fuck to ask her anything.
>Pretend to be busy and clean cups and make drinks.
>All them dudes trying to hit on her and buy her drinks
>She turns all of them down.
>epic story bros,
>didnt write it down before hand
fuck off faggot
>>671477470
I did you fag, i'm just kinda drunk right now.
>Work finishes.
>about to catch bus back home
>suddenly feel a tap on my back. Quickly turn around.
>Spanish teacher right up to my face.
>"Going home anon?"
>"y-yes...”
>Spanish teacher wants to chat
>"Lets go to that coffee shop and have a chat anon!"
>"ummm....okay”
>Normally I score easy with women but something is putting spaghetti in my pants
>Go to cafe.
>Chat about school and shit
>Finds out, she is hates her job, even though she always teaches the class in a positive manner
>Asks me about what I want to do and shit
>"Omg anon! That’s so like me when I was your age!"
>Suddenly feeling like an alpha
>"Hey you wanna grab dinner and drinks with me?"
>feelingintensifies.gif
>"Sure, I’d love to!"
>its happening.jpeg
Go on.
>inb4 walking the dinosaur
Bump. Will you finish the story in like 20 minutes? Gotta leave then
>>671477600
Plot twist: u don't bang
>eat at Chipotle (she insisted) inb4 beaner/spic reference
>we go to a sports bar where I used to get drunk every weekend
>Spanish teacher starts to turn red, can't handle her booze
>She starts to get bit touchy, asking personal questions and such
>"Do you ever pick up girls here anon? What do you do at home after school? What your parents like?”
>Try to play it cool
>11:00 pm
>we get on the same bus back home
>bus is crowded as fuck.
>both of us standing in the middle with all sorts of people squished together
>bus is moving, my leg feels weird
>I roll my eyes to my right leg
>Spanish teacher is slowly rubbing my leg and up to my thigh with her finger
>She continued to brittle my leg and knee through the whole trip
>Pretend not to notice.
>goosebumps everywhere
>getting horny as fuck now
>Bus comes to stop
>Spanish teacher holds my hand gently
>"come with me"
>We walk back to her place.
>She doesn't say a word. She just kept on dragging me.
>I follow.
>Inside her apartment
>messy as fuck
>dirty clothe everywhere and garbage laying around
>did not expect from a Spanish teacher who comes to work all dressed nicely
>She offers me water
>As I sit quietly, she begins to give me the same funny expression she gives me in class; Blank expression and that stare.
>I give her a faint smile of ambiguity
>Spanish teacher sits right next to me
>rubbing legs, feeling horny, her hand slowly and softly caresses my knees and my shoulders.
>She then asks me this weird question: "Anon, why are you like that with me?" in Spanish
>Confused, I respond in English "I dont even..."
>“Anon, you always looked different and something you seemed....(cant remember but idiom in Spanish)”
>Before I can finish, the word wouldn't come out.
>This feeling was so weird and strange. Not like one-night stand or some lustful feeling I had when I'm fucking gf or other women.
>Just feels awkward
>I grope her hips with my hand.
>fuckitImgoingindry .jpeg
>Spanish teacher give off a short burst of moan
>"ahhhhh~~"
>>671478377
MOAR
>>671478377
itshappening.png
>>671478377
Wtf go on
>>671478377
this is going to be the greatest fuck up in history
>wake up
>head ringing, feel like I've been drugged, laying in the couch
>smell of my cologne, sweat, cum, tacos, and....blood?
>I look down into my pants
>a stain of blood and cum flowing in my pubic area
>OHSHIT .jpeg
>Spanish teacher taps me in shoulder
>look up
>shes wearing nothing but my shirt
>i look down into her legs
>her little brown bush is all covered and crusted in something
>stains of blood from her ripped membrane and my seed crusted in between her legs
>omgwhatthefuckhaveidone .jpeg
>She gives me the same funny expression she gives in class except this one was different
>she smiled with an expression of a thousand happiness and satisfaction
>tfw my brain has died and my life fuck-flipped down under.
>I regain my sanity
>"where did all this blood come from?"
>stupid question but it came out of my mouth
>"Anon...I just, felt. Like it.... I dunno?"
>she starts talking in non-sense
>I just ask: "Umm...first time?"
>"Yes....(faint answer) something wrong?"
>I sense bullshit, but whatever
>I didn't believe her, but ripping open a soft membrane isn't something I felt before
>I know this going to get bad. She was 31. I was 20.
>I pretend its nothing and we silently cuddle for another hour
>Eventually this affair continued on through 4 semesters
>She gives off this signal that she 'wants' it.
>I obey her like a little bitch.
>Missionary octopus every time
>Meanwhile I try to investigate what Spanish teacher wanted from me
>2 years pass.
>I finally transfer to a decent university
>Spanish teacher still teaches at same college
>>671478949
Shit guys I forgot to post this before this one>>671478949
>Her hand begin to glide inside my shirt
>my nipples getting goosebumps.
>What do I do? Go in fast? Take it slow?
>Go in fast.
>I bind her with both arms around her body. Her moans begin to get louder
>”AHHHhhh~~~”
>Shes on top of me, knocks me back into the couch.
>Face to face, her big wide lips descend into mine
>I can taste guacamole, carnitas, cheese, and margaritas.
>Her thighs begin to rub against my groan
>Hard as a stone.
>Spanish teacher tongues my left ear like a lollipop
>a hissing whisper pierces into my ear
>"Te quiero"
>I realize all I wanted was the fuck and gtfo.
>too tired and sedated to act now
>She pulls her panty down
>pants down, shoving in deep
>Something feels different.
>I feel this skin-like tissue inside of her ripping apart
>As my rocket goes deeper, feel this skin inside stretching open
>She lets out a small moan as if shes in pain
>“Aaahhhhiggg!”
>bottom from pubs to front pelvis all wet from something
>Idontgiveafuck .jpeg
>fuck her raw and sweaty in the couch.
>wanted to fuck her in doggy. Try to move. Denied
>shes pushing me down, binding me wont stop kissing and licking my face
>cant breathe, try to push her away a bit and flip her around
>Pushes me back again and does the same thing
>ended up fucking in binding octopus for 3 hours straight
>Check time
>3:40 am
>Ay papi!
>>671478949
is that it?
>>671479166
Read this >>671479116 first. Faggot OP accidently skipped the best part
>>671479259
fucking gay
>>671479116
>fuck her raw and sweaty in the couch.
>wanted to fuck her in doggy. Try to move. Denied
>Denied
>DENIED
>>671478949
>tacos
kek'd
tosser
>>671479116
>I can taste guacamole, carnitas, cheese, and margaritas.
ahhaha what an unhygienic cunt. OP is this your Spanish teacher?
is that it?
abandon thread
OP is kill
>>671479116
And then she got pregnant and OP was blackmailed into paying child support. So OP called that one person who can and will stop all this madness: Donald J. Trump.
The End
>be me, 15
>no one home
>be horny as fuck
>on couch with pants around ankles
>stroking my dick hard
>head is leaned back and just enjoying myself
>feel some sniffing at my sack
>oh shi my dog is scoping my package
>go to shoo her off
>before I can, feel the warmest, wettest tongue roll up my sack to the tip of my head
>overload.jpg
>brain shuts down and dog is lapping away at my cock
>I should stop but it's intense
>she is moving her face around, tentatively hitting every spot on my dick with that wide, firm tongue
>firm, wide strokes up and down my shaft
>they're warm, slow and agonizing
>was already close
>she begins focusing on my head, probably because of pre
>hit my limit
>start dumping my load into her mouth
>she is lapping it up as fast as I'm producing it
>after a few moments my orgasm stops
>she laps at the head a few times more and then begins lapping at my sack
>almost feels like she is massaging my sack
>feelsfuckingamazing.gif
>I can't help myself
>pull her up on couch and hold and pet her
>tell her good girl, kiss her
>feel like a faggot with his first g/f
>couldn't care less
>give her the steak I didn't eat from last night
>end up on the couch cuddled with her the rest of the night.
>Fast-track to present
>taking courses, job at the bar, busy as fuck
>ended up getting a qt gf
>gf is loyal and caring
>dating for 5 months
>see her everyday, do stuff together
>Broke ties with Spanish teacher
>have not seen her since last 'private lesson'
>Go visit gf one day
>gf looks pissed off
>"Get out anon, fuck you .etc .etc"
>whatthefuck .jpeg.
>Gf calls me a cheating whore tells me its over
>heart is broken.
>Gf starts flipping shit that I gave her herpes
>what!?! Ask her why shes making this shit up
>Gf shows me her phone
>rage .jpeg
>texts of Spanish teacher telling gf that she was fucking me behind her back
>Spanish teacher threatens gf, unless "she gib me back to her"
>Explain to gf the truth about past affair but ties were cut off
>Gf spits at my face. Cries an entire ocean of tears and shuts door on me.
>Im angry and disappointed
>raging and breaking shit for hours.
>explain to my friends what is going on
>"sorry anon, your fault"
>rageofathousandscorchingsuns .jpeg
>ride into college to confront Spanish teacher
>want to Falcon Punch her cunt
>approach office
>"come in"
>Spanish teacher sitting in front of desk looking calm as fuck
>im in so much rage but at the same time I need to keep composure
>I knew I was the one in disadvantage
>"why did you do this to me?" I ask
>"Anon. I did lie about the herpes and all but I wasnt lying about our relationship"
>what....?
>Spanish teacher says our "relationship" wasn't over
>She accused me of ignoring her and began to rage at me
>At this point I knew she was fucking batshit loca
>I tell her: "All will be forgiven if you tell the truth and make things right"
>Spanish teacher: "No."
>She raises her voice, face is red, green eyes gone black and wide: "Anon, eres mio. Si me dejas de nuevo.... te MATARÉ"
>>671479895
Just a repost, don't act like you wrote it, faggot.
>>671479895
Fuck off faggot.
>>671479680
>Unhygienic
So you missed the part where they went out for chipotle and drinks, huh? L2 reading comprehension
>>671479895
>>671479928
Shit you dun goofed OP. See ladies and gentlemen this is why the fucking Wall needs to be built.
MOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR
>>671479928
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>671479928
>texts of Spanish teacher telling gf that she was fucking me behind her back
>Spanish teacher threatens gf, unless "she gib me back to her"
OP you serious fucked up man.
>>671480046
>>671480081
>>671480180
Lol, I'm the guy who wrote it originally, but what ever.
>Rants more in Spanish about bullshit stuff
>“Anon. You're the one who cheated on me. But I'll forgive you. If you leave me again...”
>I am fucked. Bitch thinks I'm her husband.
>Social life is fucked.
>Spanish teacher managed to get my phone number.
>keeps calling me every night bothering me
>She uses disposable phone. No texts, no pics, she's playing it smart
>calls me every weekend
>"lets fuck anon", "ill buy you a drink" "Por favor", "Are you mad?"
>Try to ignore her, keeps calling me
>Finally had it, "Ok lets meet, .etc"
>Meet her, try to explain to her that this situation fucked me bad and if she ever cared about me she would leave me alone.
>Spanish teacher contradicts everything I say.
>She claims her culture states that I am forever bound by her because I ripped open her sacred virgin cherry.
>Claims age isn't a barrier between love and all that shits.
>She states having a young novio is an advantageous perk. “Younger they are, the fresher the seed.”
>thisnigga .jpeg
>Finds out shes some sort of old-school Latin American orthodox Catholic
>I ask her why choose me and not some macho latino douchebag
>"Well one day I went to see this fortune teller and she told that this student from my class....etc."
>omg .jpeg
>She is literal batshit
>>671480757
Then what does letting your dog finish you off have to do with that story? Are you just seeking for attention?
>>671480943
>just looking for attention
Like, literally what anyone who posts any where on /b/ posts for? No shit
Bump hurry up OP
You need to be quicker with the greentexts /b/ro
Bump
Bump,cmon OP
>>671481764
Pic related
>Weeks go by, bound by the Latina witch
>go to class, work, go home, eat, get a call
>"Anon, buenas tardes! come here to my place"
>Missionary octopus commences
>finished
>Cycle repeats
>shit goes on for months
>She buys me gifts and shit, trying to soften me up
>Try to get nude pics or texts or anything I can use to fuck her up
>Bitch uses burner cell to call me
>Tried to tell the dean of the college. Fuck me, the dean is her bff (she know this too). Refuse to intervene.
>Goes to work
>Spanish Teacher studied all my swifts and sits around the bar waiting for me to finish work
>I use my aunt's car and my motorcycle to commune because Spanish teacher remembered all my bus schedule and always gropes me when I get on bus
>Spanish teacher turning 33
>Her birthday is coming up and she expects me to show up to one of her gatherings with all her beaner friends and 1000 cousins
>She threatens to fuck me up if I don't go.
>Can't bring my friends because "no gringos allowed", can't make up excuse because Spanish teacher follows all my moves
>Birthday comes
>dress casually, buys an expensive watch (on her request)
>ride my way through to this classy-as-fuck restaurant
>Arrive. Spanish Teacher and group of friends sitting at a private room
>all her friends are cougars with douchebag bfs
>I'm the youngest one in the table, they all give me this same funny look that Spanish teacher gave me
>Spanish teacher lying to her friends that I'm her novio, starts complementing me about how rich and famous I am
>Bitch is bragging about her trophy-fucktoy to her friends
>4 straight hours go by, they are all drinking and talking really loudly like a bunch of Italians at a sleezy restaurant
>Starts to get real mad in the inside
>Notice this mid-aged Slavic woman sitting beside me.
>Shes the only one (other then me) who isnt a beaner
>She look at me and gives me this gypsy-ass smile
>"Anon, you make Spanish teacher very happy woman. You is make great husband for her. I KNOW it."
>Finds out that gypsy slav was the fortune teller that told lies to Spanish Teacher.
>Also find out she works for this match-making scam company for cougars and beaners.
>rageintensifies jpeg.
>>671481903
Truth
I have a feeling this pic also related
>>671482076
Why would you not just hire a PI to follow her and gather evidence?
>>671482076
Oh fuck
>>671482076
Court should be involved
>>671482076
dis gonna be gud
>>671482358
>dumb college student
>fucktoy for a manipulative spic with a higher status
OP is probably too stupid and poor to take any measures considering the teacher already ruined his previous relationship. Also since he didn't walk out of it, its obvious hes enjoying this but knows its wrong.
>>671482358
Because OP secretly loves the misery, and attention from the psycho.
OP what does she look like?
>Rage is uncontrollable
>Finally had it with this shit, fuckyouyolo .jpeg. callthecopsidontgiveafuck .jpeg
>Tell the fortune teller gypsy cunt that her story was all bullshit scam
>Tell her my life is fucked up because of her.
>Confess all the crimes Spanish teacher committed in front of everyone
>Try to keep composure
>Spill all the beans.
>Tell Spanish teacher: "I dont hate you, but you ruined my life .etc"
>Spanish teacher bursts in rage
>everybodywalkthedinosaur .jpeg
>Fortune teller just laughs her ass off fucking cunt is enjoying this
>Spanish teacher continues to contradict me and say that "I'm just an immature kid who is confused"
>walk out of party
>Go home and lock all windows and doors.
>Phone rings. Spanish teacher.
>dont answer it.
>2 days go by no answer. Monday comes and I get ready to go to class
>Go out into my garage and turn on bike.
>notice something is wrong, but whatever
>Pull in clutch and give gas.
>bike suddenly goes out of control, turn off the engine to check what is wrong.
>omg .jpeg
>Tires are slashed, headlights are smashed
>Finds a note taped in front of the broken headlights
>Typed and printed: "Dont fuck with me anon, I warn you .etc."
>I freeze in horror and fear as to what is going to happen to me
Anyone screencapping this? Have to leave now
>I go back to my room grab a bottle of gin and get drunk.
>cryingface .jpeg
>Phone rings, its the Spanish teacher, I answer it without saying a word
>"Hola anon! can you meet me at my place today?"
>hellknowsnofury.jpeg
>hang up phone.
>call police
>Tell them everything from the start.
>go to station to present my case
>Take pics of my broken bike, present all text messages, calls friends for eye witness, even try to get ex-gf to testify.
>cops finally take it seriously
>tells me they will talk to Spanish teacher
>3 days pass, get no calls from Spanish teacher
>no updates on what happened.
>Hear knock on door. Open it, two police officer, with an unsatisfied look on their face.
>They tell me, that Spanish teacher had nothing to do with my trashed bike or any crime she committed
>They threaten to arrest and charge me with false pretense and harassment if I call them again
>try to reason with them. They won't listen.
>”Anon she said she won't press charges against you but she says you need counseling and shit”
>what.jpeg
>>671482812
Sucks to be you
>>671482812
I am
>>671482925
Somebody needs to though.
Great story.
>>671482925
He knows he knows
>>671482846
damn she's good
>constant sex
>buys you shit all the time
>ethnic fuck toy
How ugly is this bitch?
Good story, amusing.
I'll miss class just to read what's next. Fuck it
>>671482846
>>671483333
Fucking Check'd
>>671483324
You better ask somebody to turn on they hotspot
>Finds out Spanish teacher worked her lies on me with the police.
>She even knew I had a past record for underage drinking back in mid-school.
>Spanish teacher told cops that I was in psychological distress and that she was all worried about me and shit.
>whatthefuckdidyoujustaboutmeyoulittlebitch. Jpeg
>Spanish teacher pulling all the strings
>I decided it was hopeless and give it all up.
>I know eventually she'll get tired of me and leave for another one.
>Decide to play it cool and enjoy it
>Weekend comes
>Go to school, work, come back home.
>Notice door is unlocked must have forgotten to lock it.
>ohwaitafuckingminute.jpeg
>Spanish teacher pops out of hallway from the kitchen.
>“Hola anon! Como estas? I bought you some takeout!”
>Jesus H. fucking Christ how the fuck did
>Spanish teacher made a copy of my house keys.
>Asked her if she going to pay for the broken bike
>“No worry anon I buy new one for you, but first....”
>Spanish teacher undresses to reveal her all sweaty milf body
>End up hate-fucking her hard on the kitchen.
Seriously munchin on a box of candy waiting for more
OP
Gotta go faster
SANIC
>>671483333
>>671483009
>>671483496
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>671483496
Op, please. You have any pics of her?
>>671483496
Oh no no no fuck anon.
>>671483703
THIS
Type faster nigger I wanna sleep
>>671483496
Please tell me you got this bitch pregnant and then slipped her some plan b
>>671483561
I'm betting at some point OP wanted to munch on the barrel of a gun. Just saying.
>>671483496
god dayum, 100% yandere
My F5 key is getting pounded as much as OP's Spanish bitch
>>671483950
Yea that part with the cops would have been it for me
>>671483496
>Inb4 this is all a made up story with a fucktard ending
>Greentexting to be put in screencaps, anonpls
>months go by
>Decided to stick with this shit.
>Fucking Spanish teacher day and night in between classes and work
>Spanish teacher buys me shit.
>year goes by.
>New semester starts at school
>sign up for a bunch of shitty courses
>one of them isConversational Spanish 2
>boring as fuck, whole class just talks in broken Spanish about various topics while prof grades us based on how well we speak
>Sit in the back corner, silent.
>Very introverted and kinda hate the class cause the prof would always pick on me for being a lonely faggot
>Notice one girl who sits in front of me.
>7.05/10 beaner chick
>She kinda looks like my ex but bit fatter and more stupid.
>The most annoying and loudest in the whole class
>never stops talking, always interrupting prof and laughs like an idiot over everything
>She notices me
>"HOLA ANON! COMO ESTAS?! QUE PIENSAS QUE ESTO Y AQUELLO? OMG LOL!"
>reply with short answers and pretend to not notice her
>girl keeps on bothering me every time class has a group discussion
>"HEY ANON TALK MOAR! LOL QUE TAL? TE GUSTARIAS THIS AND THAT!?! HAHAHA SO FUNNY!"
>shutthefuckup.jpeg
>Oh and heres the best part: she in ALL OF MY CLASSES.
>Every class girl just blasts away her motormouth non-stop
>Friday comes
>>671479862
And then he proceeded to make America great again. Once and for all. The end.
Come on op, I have to leave for work soon
>Spill all the beans.
...
>>671484051
>>671484055
Mah nigga
>arrive to class late, cause one the phone with Spanish teacher
>prof gives me that evil glare
>"Anon sit yo ass down with your presentation group"
>What group?
>ohfuckme.jpeg
>class divided into groups for a mid-term presentation
>got assigned with motormouth and 3 other faggots.
>puta madre
>motormouth has that beaner smile on her face while saliva drips down her lips.
>"ANON OMG!!! WHY YOU LATE!?!? HEY CHICOS I GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR THIS SHIT YO!!! JAJAJAJA!!"
>decide to just suck it up and let the group do all the work
>motormouth suddenly moves and sits right next to me
>"ANON, DAME TU NUMERO DE TELEFONO Y TU E-MAIL POR FA-VOR!!!"
>*sigh* give her info while maintaining my rage and annoyance
>Turns out the rest of the students in my group are just as annoying and yappy as motormouth.
>we decide to meet on the weekends at one of the student's place to work on project and practice
>Go meet Spanish teacher before meetup with group. Obviously shes helping me with the classes and homework so I feel confident about it.
>speak of the fucking devil
>arrive late while group was all waiting for me
>>671484207
I would love to give this bitch a miscarriage just so she would feel like shit.
Now I'm scared
I'm on the ede of my seat OP
Please keep going anon
Inb4 Belaire
>motormouth looks pissed
>"ANON ERES STUPIDO HOMBRE!?!?! I SENT TEXT AND CALL WHY YOU NO ANSWER!?!?!? OMG ANON YOU IGNORING ME ESE!?!"
>Motormouth's eyes starts to turn red
>What. The. Fuck
>Turns out my phone was on silent and I hardly check my phone
>apologize for my good deed and pretend to care about school work
>End up staying there for good 4 hours just listening to the faggots yap
>Spanish teacher texting me "anon, hurry up..."
>Motormouth kept on talking about how great her life is and starts yapping her autobiography out of her whore-mouth.
>I hear her story unwillingly
>jesusfuckingchrist.jpeg.
>Turns out motormouth's life is EXACTLY the same as mine
>She and I both were born on the same day
>She and I both majoring in the same thing at school
>She and I both lived and worked at the same place in the past
>She likes Quintin Taratino films, just like me
>twilightzonetheme.mp3
>Pretend I don't give a shit while face turns pale
>"ANON ESTAS BIEN!?!?" WHY YOU LOOK SAD ESE!?!?"
>Motormouth suddenly give me this creepyass latina smile.
>ohgod.jpeg
>But then body started to morph
>instead of brain my conscious goes to my dick.
>Fall in love with her.
Hoping for threesome or epic Spic-fight
>>671480296
What wall?
inb4 motormouth is another yandere, milf and her fight to death
OP I need more.
>>671484657
omg you fucking retard
>>671484657
oh boy
>>671484748
well he was clearly already damaged, can't really blame him
>>671484669
>when niggas don't pay attention to current events
We are gonna need some pics to figure this shit out OP
>We got an A-plus on the presentation while the group didn't give a shit whether I did anything.
>Motormouth continues to motorize her mouth every chance she can get.
>Every time I go to class motormouth keeps on chatting me up
>I got used to her annoyance and sometimes I'd chat with her after classes.
>On my way to work. Sit on the back of the bus cause the seats are much comfier
>Bus stops to pick up more people
>Suddenly
>twilightzonetheme.mp3
>Motormouth walks in.
>Oh shit.
>Motormouth sees. Rapeface.jpeg
>"ANON TU ESTAS!?!?! OMG LOL HOLA ANON WOW ES LOCO ESE!!!!"
>Motormouth keeps talking to me while I pretend listen
>"ADONDE VAS ANON!?!?"
>Tell her where I work
>"OMG ANON I'M GOING THERE TO MEET AMIGAS!! YOU WORK THERE?!?!? WOW"
>ohshitshitshitshitSHIT.jpeg
>Spanish teacher is also on her way there
>itshappening.jpeg
>>671480296
Like a wall would help
Besides bitch is Columbian not Meximelt
>>671484657
Goddamnit anon
>>671484657
Are you a masochist who gets off on your own emotional and mental pain?
>>671484907
This
>>671484657
Hey fuck you
This motor mouth story is old. You just added the teacher part in the beginning. How the fuck does noone recognize this story?
>Fast forward to the bar
>Motormouth meets her friends while I do my shifts
>I pretend not to notice her, but she kept on staring at me with her drool-mouth look
>*sigh* decide to make the move
>Buy motormouth and her friends a round of drinks on me
>"WOWOWO MUCHAS GRACIAS ANON POR QUE!?! AHH YOU LIKE US EH!?!?"
>Good god, she won't shut the fuck up.
>hours pass and notice motormouth is starting to get drunk and rowdy
>boss notices.
>boss comes up to me
>"Hey anon you know those girls? They are really bothersome"
>Motormouth drunk-singing some Spanish song while friends are all quiet clapping their faggot-hands and cheering her on like trained seals.
>"ANON SING WIT ME POR FAVOR!!! COME HERE COME HERE BALIAMOS!!! BALIAMOS!!"
>Tell her to stop before she gets kicked out
>BALIAMOS BALIAMOS BALIAMOS ANON!!! VA AQUI BALIAMOS
>ohfuckmylife.jpeg
>Try to calm motormouth down and tell her friends to snap the fuck outta of it.
>Motormouth looks at me
>"HEY ANON DONT TALK TO MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK ESE!?!"
>Motormouth getting latina-shit loca
>She starts banging on the tables and then starts yapping confessions and accusations about me
>She is literally cock-blocking herself.
>>671484993
Pretty sure it was a subconscious cry for help.
>>671485116
She hurts you and then apologizes afterwards. Old story
>>671485089
Both copy pasta now shut up like where he is talking this
>>671485116
>inb4 she has an accident while moving cement bags across the river
>>671484916
How fucking retarded can you be?
>fall in love with her
>just fuck me up fam
>>671485283
Make me your little whore
>Starts yelling about how much of an asshole I am and that I never give enough attention to her
>Starts cussing me that I can't make good cocktails and that I'm a dirty gringo
>"FUCK YOU ANON!
>keep calm
>try to sedate her near her table
>suddenly *CRACK*
>Motormouth tripped and grabbed my shirt before falling
>me on top of her. Quickly gets up to see if motormouth is okay
>Motormouth is fine, starts crying
>Notice something dripping down my forehead to my left cheek
>Its blood.
>shitsgoingdown.jpeg
>End up in the hospital with minor cuts and broken glass pieces to the arm
>Motormouth and her friends ditched the bar
>Boss called the police but they didn't bother to do anything cause "girls just wanna have fun"
>Fucking feminism
>Bus back home bleeding, all shit fucked up cause of motormouth
>Phone starts ringing
>wellnoshit.jpeg
>Spanish teacher
>"Hey anon sorry I couldn't make it, have lots of work, maybe tomorrow?"
>Sigh, could really use a good fuck
>Whatever
>Phone rings again.
>Its motormouth
>Phone is flooding with texts saying: Im sorry anon, plz pick up phone
>She's yapping away in drunk Spanish while crying
>"HEY ANON WHEN YOU TRIPPED AND YOU WENT TO HOSPITAL I THINK YOU DROPPED YOUR KEYS IT HAS THIS CUTE RABBIT FOOT!! ESE!"
>whatintheflyingfuck.jpeg
>check all my pockets
>puta madre
>motormouth has my house key. Tell motormouth to meet me somewhere so I can get my keys
>"BUT ANON IM IN THE BUS (SHUT UP BICH I TALK IN PHONE) IN THE BUS ANON I'M COMING ESE!!"
>itsfuckinghappeningese.jpeg
>Tell her to get off and tell me where she is
>"NO ANON ILL COME TO YOU GODDAMNIT WHAT WRONG WITCHU ESE!?!"
>motormouth ended up getting off two stops ahead of my place
>runs toward her
>Grab my keys away from hand. Suddenly motormouth's voice sounds a lot smoother
>"Anon wait...I..I'm sorry..."
>Vamonos.
>Asks motormouth if she wants to come inside my place for coffee
>"SI ANON ID LOVE TO!"
>Notices she wasn't as drunk as I thought as her hand-eye coordination is normal and her face isn't red.
>We get into my apartment.
>>671485385
>sigh, could really use a good fuck
I smell fuckery
>>671485661
Paste the next pasta already
Dont fuck up the order again
>>671485661
calling it: teach is in the house
and the following duel happens between her and motormouth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUArTDYYVc
>"Gracias anon...blablahblah". Starts to get horny "Hey anon tell me about yourself,"
>ummm...well
>We chat for an hour or two
>I mention about the twilight zone shit and how my life is quite similar to hers
>Motormouth starts giggling and flipping happy shit again
>Suddenly motormouth gives off that drool-mouth smile again
>"Anon......Te.."
>Que?
>"AGHHHH MY HIPS DAMNIT FUCK SHIT AY MIERDA!!!"
>What.
>Motormouth bruised her hip when she was drunk back the bar.
>No big deal, I go to cabinet to get some sprain patches
>Bandage her hip, eyes roll down on her fatass curve.
>Hard. Getting rock-hard
>"Hey anon, I think my thighs hurt too. Massage them for me?" She give me the drooliest smile ever
>itshappening.jpeg
>She starts making faint moans, the engine is running low on oil
>"Anon...you so gooooood"
>Motormouth needs oil change
>We fuck.
>Amazing. Best.Fuck.Ever
>BETTER THEN THESPANISH TEACHER
>>671485661
>invites this stupid motormouth cunt into apt
Gas yourself you fucking moron
>>671486097
FUCKKKK
>>671483703
fucking THIS
>>671486097
If you start a relationship with her I'm gonna call you a faggot on the internet
Goddammit anon hurry up with this shit I need to sleep
>>671486451
Me too
>>671479116
>Hard as a stone
Made me laugh more than anything else in the thread
>Wake up. Its 7:44 am
>Motormouth naked beside me snoring like a V8
>I look at her fat-fajita body and feel kinda upset
>Face and skin looks like my ex but body was meh. Still fuck was WAY better
>notice the sprain patch that I put on her hips. Seems a little different then the ones I use.
>Oh.Fuck.
>When I patched her bruise, I accidentally grabbed a nicotine patch instead of a sprain patch.
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>Try to rip the patch away
>She wakes up
>"MORNING ANON!"
>putamadre.jpeg
>Try to tell her about the nicotine patch but she just rips it out and walks into my kitchen naked
>"HEY ANON GOT ANY FOOD? TENGO MUCHO HAMBRE ESE!"
>She eats the shit out of my food in the fridge
>Notice something on her hip bruise
>WTF
>its another nicotine patch
>"ANON I HOPE YOU DONT MIND I PUT ON ANOTHER SPRAIN PATCH ON MY WOUND"
>oh fuck this
>I we eat and cruddle for awhile before she went home after eating lunch at my place
>Fast forward to Monday
>Starts getting calls and texts from motormouth every 2 minutes Non-Stop.
>Starts getting calls and text from Spanish teacher as well.
>Realize I dun goofed
>>671486097
And I thought OP was fucked back when spic teacher in cahoots with the pigs.
OP you royally fucked up. Literally kill yourself so you don't have to deal with this.
>>671486637
>Realize I dun goofed
no shit
Are you done? Some of us have to sleep.
Asshole.
>>671486637
>inb4 dinosaur
Fuck it. Either just paste this shit on pastebin so we can read it, and go to bed, or post faster.
>>671486637
>cruddle
Inb4 OP sends text to the wrong cumdumpster and hilarity ensues
>>671484657
>Fall in love with her
TELL ME THIS IS A TYPO!!!!
>>671486637
Oh boy, we're this story now? Mr. Pasta's Wild Ride
>>671486852
sleep?
Mfw this story won't end
>get call from motormouth
>'HEY ANON WHAT YOU DOING TODAY? TONIGHT? LETS MEETS PLEASE I WANNA MEET NOW!!"
>The addiction is kicking in, surely it will fade away soon.....
>Realize I'm still in love wit her
>Ask her to meet at by my place
>Memory of Spanish teacher starting to fade away
>Spanish teacher still texting; "Anon, we meet now, what are you doing anon? etc. etc."
>"Hey anon, I'm going to your place right now."
>"Going to your place right now"
>"SI ANON IM GOING TO YOUR PLACE AHORA
>justfuckmyshitupfam.jpeg
Fuck, I've wasted 20 min on this boring shit.
>abandoning
FUCK I CAUGHT UP WITH OP
>>671486978
Once you start, you can't stop.
>>671484669
Yeah sorry for that, i'm not up to date on everything that happens in the world. I barely even watch the news anymore because it's so depressing.
But what wall are we talking about? A wall between america and mexico or something?
>>671486977
FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK
>>671487084
Don't encourage this.
He could have been done posting a long time ago.
>>671487148
Yea
Inb4 OP gets stabbed by Spanish teacher
>>671487170
Thanks, Mr. Autism!
>>671487200
>inb4 predictable ending
>>671486942
This fuck it i'm out
lol, is that the first time you guys saw a story posted here?
i was here during the Liliad and the whole "encounter with Rayne" thing, and they're both pretty recent
>>671487235
your welcome! SIR AUTSO AWAY!
*flys away*
>>671487270
Tldr of that story?
Abandoning thread. You take far too long.
Sleep time, nigga.
>>671487200
Checked
>>671485385
>Fucking feminism
I feel you.
>>671487299
Kill yourself
>>671487299
Checked
got any pictures of the teacher or motormouth bruv
>>671487448
>I'm acoustic and I find this offensive.
>>671487539
>>671487510
No because this is all copypasta and OP is a fag
>Call Spanish teacher to not meet at my place
>Spanish teacher is silent then answers: "But anon I'm already here."
>ohshit.jpeg
>Call Motormouth and cancel plans
>NO ANON IM WAITING AT THE DOORSTEP.
>WHAT!?!?!?!!?
>Silence ensures
>Dunno what to do. Call Motormouth and tell her to meet at another place
>WHY ANON?
>por favor
>Spanish Teacher calls. "Anon hurry the fuck up we need to talk"
>sneak back into my place to see Spanish teacher sitting on my couch. Looks happy and teary.
>I ask whats wrong.
>"anon, te quiero mucho! I have good news, mi amor!!"
>Starts yapping in fast Spanish about joy of life and shit
>"Anon, I'm pregnant!"
>no.
>stay silent for a second, brain is literally filled with fucks and whats.
>get text
>From motormouth: "HEY ANON I CANT WAIT FOR YOUR ASS FUCK, IM COMING OVER"
>no
Where the fuck is this going
>>671486097
>We fuck
details of the incidence.
>>671487604
Hey, I have an acoustic cousin and I don't like you comparing him to autistic people.
Op hurry
>>671487510
>>671487640
Normally I'd be okay with this but OP types slower than a potato who's gone full potato.
>>671487672
SHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT
My butthole is clenched in fear for anon's safety
>>671487672
That escalated rather slowly.
Do it, OP.
>>671487726
>I choked myself with her beef curtains and snorted my cum off her hairy asshole.
>>671487672
Quality shit OP
>>671480031
You are mine, leave again and i kill you, or some shit?
I'm new to 4chan Lol and this is my all.time favorite thread Lol fucking 3:49 am at night fuck it
>>671487672
Someone has to die.
>>671487357
witch one?
Liliad is in short "people fuck up and fucked up shit happens"
and encounters with Rayne "/ss/ goes well between a babysitter and some kid, everything gets better thanks to /b/"
i don't know what happens in this story, but people should really just chill
>>671487672
>no
ahahaha
>>671487995
The cp ones back in 06-07 were pretty great.
>>671487995
you're a faggot
>>671487897
dick is DIAMONDS
MOAR!!!!
>>671487995
Please hurry Lol this is amazing Lol and give me your snapvhat or kik OP your stories are god
>>671488092
aren't we all?
>>671488089
Have any screencapped?
Why take this much time
>>671477600
I like this story. Cont
No I'm a pussy Lol your a faggot
>Lay silent for 10 min spaced out
>Spanish teacher hugs me in joy and is all joyful of shit
>She tells me not to worry about child support....cause she expect me to purpose to her and make a joint bank account
>fuck. My. Shit. Up. Ese
>Hear a loud slam on the door.
>No. Por favor.
>Motormouth walks in all in shock and terror.
>Spanish Teacher all of a sudden. Face turns all WTF.
>They both say their names.
>They are cousins.
>I get up and try to run.
>ANON!?!?
>Anon???
its almost 2 am and im tired as FUCK come on OP i almost dont care about your story but ive come this far, i gotta know
>>671487995
>>671488186
Nope, i just got some pics i and vids a i saved.
>>671488292
>They are cousins
>>671487995
>>671488292
>She tells me not to worry about child support
She is the NAWALT of my dreams.
>>671488292
FOOL
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ALL HISPANIC PEOPLE WITHIN A SPECIFIC AREA ARE ALL RELATED?
GG
>>671488292
>cousins
kek
>>671488292
Ay caramba!
>>671488457
It's true.
>>671488292
cant be real
>>671488292
>they are cousins
No no no no no no no no no no!
>>671488457
Keep this in mind next time OP
More worried for anon.
Lol so much racism in this story Lol but I fucking hate any type of gypsie though and only Mexicans say ese but not all the fucking time tf
>>671488292
Ojalá sea verdad
>>671488373
>my mouth is drooling
>>671488457
So they incest?
>>671478949
I had an asian gf my giant Scandinavian penis couldn't pierce. I amagine shes played with baby carots before you.
>>671488123
>I used her floppy pancake titties as handlebars, while I was riding her muff motorcycle
>I wiped my dick off in her hair cuz I couldn't get her snatch gunk off me with a Brillo pad
FUCKING END THE STORY SO I CAN SLEEP I NEED THIS MASTERS DEGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>671488616
You need to enter the magic kingdom from the far away land from were the onions come from, lad.
Hurry up cunt. We wanna sleep.
>>671488834
Not unless he wants the FBI kicking his shit in
Okay Serious Question Guys
If I go to sleep now and come back in a few hours...will this thread still be here?
>>671488834
how hard is it to find it on tor anyway?
usenet? i2p?
>>671489030
Probably not.
OP has been posting for two hours
this is only gonna end two ways
>walking the dinosaur
>him pulling up to the house around 7 or 8
>>671489030
If OP is this slow then yes
>>671489030
No. This is /b/
Op why you no finish story?
>>671489030
Probably not.
>>671489030
What does the Janitor says?
OKAY GUYS if OP doesn't deliver then we need to make up a Story ending nowwwwwwwwww
Okay where did we leave off?
>>671489065
Not hard, literaly less than 1- 2 minutes.
OP probably left us horny and desperate.
Faggot.
>>671489106
He's still making it up
>>671489030
nyet
and the chances of us finding your new thread are pretty low
THIS IS LIKE A FUCKING SPANISH SOAP OPERA
AND NOW OP REFUSES US THE FINALE
can someone make caps of this thread? i really want to get some sleep. is there some kind of a "best of b" page somewhere that will post this story in full tomorrow?
>>671486637
>>Motormouth naked beside me snoring like a V8
KEK
Maybe the punchline was that they were cousins.... maybe that was the crazy ending...
Are we gonna screen cap this sht?
>>671489210
Thanks FBI :^)
>>671489320
we should
>>671489280
if you can leave your computer up and running all night long, just click the "auto update" box and it'll be here in the morning
the thread will be dead, but still cached in your browser, so you'll be able to read everything
Okay where did we leave off?
>>671489338
Then do it faggot.
>>671489199
<anon!?
<ANON!??
(this is my story now)
>motormouth finally shuts the fuck up
>Spanish teacher gives me her copy of keys
>never hear from them again
>all went well
Sorry guys I have to cut short.
>Two beaners get it on
>Yelling and cussing while I watch from a safe distance
>Through a long discussion of dumbfuckery and spic-spacking we come to a term.
>Spanish teacher went all apeshit and called La Familia to deal with this shit.
>Restraining order on Motormouth from me and her
>Spanish Teacher declares marriage now or I lose everything from being expelled from college and police charging me with false-rape charges.
>Seeing I have no choice and nearly all my friends and family have been black-mailed and shotguned into this scheme I agree to the terms that she provide me with everything I need as long I don't fuck her shit up
>She agrees as well as agreeing to secure me a good employment and reference after I get my degree
>Life went on afterwards but I still missed motormouth
>We secretly kept in touch.
>She and I promised to each other one day I would leave all this shit and be with her
>Motormouth cries on phone everytime I phone her
>My feels. My fuckinf feels.
>Spanish Teacher became more malicious and controlling.
>Motormouth misses me and I miss her
>El Fin
Buenas Noches guys and thanks for playing.
>>671489431
nice b8
>>671489431
No me jodas, al final será verdad. Una pena an0n.
>>671489320
On it.
>>671489431
Fucking bitch.
>>671489338
I am
>>671489431
Gg anon
>>671489431
thats all folks
>>671489431
So did u fuck her?
>>671489431
> they give each other the signature blank stare
> they turn to me
> they then proceed to undress me and suck me off right there in the hallway
> front door still open
> No fucks given
> Spanish teacher litterly sucks the cum right out of me
> it's been over 9 months now
> No explanation
> I have two Mexican fuck slaves who are cousins and I'm okay with it
> pay no bills
> No worries
> mexisluts take care of me and my little mijo
Lol.ending was so gay OMG wtf I'm so.disappointed at least give a dramatic ending for Christ sake U fucking cracker Jack
>>671489431
even walk the dinosaur would of been better than this crap
>>671489431
When do you plan on becoming an hero?
I'm honestly surprised you haven't so far
>>671489431
and that's it? why don't you just drug the teach and run off on your motorcycle like a man?
That was fucking depressing
now every ending is fake, fuck, guys
>>671489570
Sorry I couldn't tell the full ending. But thats what happened. There was some other complications and such but its basically me getting caught in some spic-civil war and the Spanish teacher doing more shit. The baby is due to be shitted out in the summer. She wants to name it after her father but I'm seriously in question if the child is mine or not. Regardless Motormouth and I are still in touch, though its really a huge fuck up that I got myself into.
>>671489431
Spanish chick is a goddess.
>>671489431
what a terrible life
you have a terrible life
if you weresmart, you wouldve recorded a few conversations with crazy spanish teacher and used them
but youre stupid
and really dumb
wow
Okay so did U die in the end or what
>>671489868
Hes going to be tyrones baby
>>671489431
and that's it?
>>671489868
dude
shotgun. motorcycle. steroids.
go!
>>671489868
inb4 baby is black
FUCK THIS OP HE PROBABLY FELL ASLEEP IM ABOUT READY TO DRINK BLEACH FUCK THIS THREAD OP IS A NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I TOOK THE BAIT CLICKING ON THIS SHIT
>>671489868
Get your degree. Get a job away from hers. Make a plan now for that time, because this bitch will run you dry.
Just play along and when you get settled you fucking end it with her.
>>671489975
>unironically replying to copypasta
>>671490037
If thats the case then I have every excuse and evidence to ditch the cunt and run off. The problem is this Spanish teacher is extremely influential with all these friends in high places she knows. But I'm sure the kid is mine. She never allowed me to pull out.
>>671490239
>implying this is pasta
>implying this story didnt just unfold before our very eyes
>implying youve havent been here long
>implying
>implying
>implying
>>671489868
good luck and have fun with benig forced into being a father because of a crazy bitch who probably smells like owls nest spread cheese
You guys are commenting about his life that he just made up as bait U dumb asses Lol Jesus xD but it was a good ass story while.it lasted... to bad for the gay ending though...worst fucking cliff hanger and random ending should've at least added a showdown between the two fucking crack Jack barrel.cereal.nigger
>>671490249
Get vasectomy and tell her you got it 5 years ago.
>>671490412
>>671490249
can't you just like... shoot her and run away with motormouth to Columbia or some shit?
Did anyone else read all the appropriate lines in the 'Yennifer Hhhlopez' voice from South Park?
>>671477600
Wait so you worked in a bar after classes? From the timeline I'm getting, that means you worked there until ca. 6pm? What kind of shift at a bar ends at 6pm? Isn't that when it starts?
Is there some real fucked up stuff the teacher did which didn't fit in the story line? More stories about that bitch,OP
>>671490600
Get a load of this kissless virgin.
>>671479116
I call BS, that's not how virgin sex feels. Unlikely she has that rare version of a hymen and unlikely that if she had it she still had it at 31.
Also, 3hours of fucking while you were on drugs /alc/ super horny? In your dreams, quite literally.
A detailed sword fight of the cousins
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070831170456AAEEwjY
Way better ending
Goodnight Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the fucking shit this was awful
Was interested until the motormouth part that I read on b beforr. It has been rewritten, especially adding the whole spanish teacher part. Old samefagger. Sorry bros this is fiction.
>>671491983
everything on 4chan is an autistic work of fiction :^)
>>671489868
Pics of motormouth and crazy bitch?
>>671492644
Dubs demand
Op any pics of the girls pls
Does spanish teacher know you browse this shitfest of a website? She might leave you if you tell her
>>671489431
>Two beaners get it on
>Yelling and cussing while I watch from a safe distance
for a second I thought they were making out while you were yelling and cussing from a distance. Much more disappointing this way.
>>671485661
Why? Why would you invite a second psycho bitch into your life? Is one not enough? Do you have any common sense at all?
>>671489431
Post pics of both spics
>>671484657
You suck OP.
Stop Fucking Her!
Give her Bleach and Shit.
Problem Solved.
Better Yet
Defend your self.
>>671494164
Cmon op, it's not like your life can get any worse
