Things you have done and will not tell anyone, ever.
This is quite fucked up actually.
1.
>Was 14, horny as fuck
>Flew back to my home country from a summer camp
>This hot girl sat next to me in the airplane
>She fell asleep and leaned on my
>got a massive hard on
>everyone fell asleep on the plane and the lights were turned off
>covered with blanket, fapped fast as fuck
>came hard while she was leaning on my shoulder
2.
>Was 18.
>Was staying in the camp, had a crush on some hot chick
>Everyone was away, and me and my buddy were left behind in the camp
>Went into her room and came in her panties
3.
>Be 22
>Vacation in Berlin
>Went to a brothel twice, had sex with total of 6 prostitutes
I wonder what the chick did when she found a huge load in her panties
>>708794084
what did you do with the cum-stained panties?
OP here. I threw them away, guess she was a bit confused about her panties disappearing.
>tfw had sex with 17 prostitutes
Fuck you OP
>>708794084
#3 is fine op, I'm actually planning on going to Amsterdam and Berlin to fuck prostitutes and drink. Not that bad.
>Last night
>gf's friend came over with gf
>she was hungry
>offered to make mac n cheese
>went upstairs to make it
>came in her food.
>snickered when she and my Gf and another girl all shared my cum and Mac and cheese
>>708794084
i accidentally left my oven on when i went out once. nothing happened but it's pretty fucked up
There's a few things.
1) Was 17, friend had a younger sister I believe 13 yo. One night sleeping over at his house i snuck out, managed to find the dirty hamper for his sister, and fapped with her little thong and came on it.
2) I have a gf but recently met a 36yo asian woman, met up with her, fucked her bareback and came inside her.
3) Recently met up with a tranny because I was curious. Let her blow me but couldn't bring myself to do anything else.
I often feel like I'm fucked up in some way for doing these things and having the desire to do them. Wonder if anyone else I know is hiding big secrets like this
>Be 18
>watching to much cei and bbc vids
>thanks 4chan for fuking with my head
>Hearing my older sister fucking her chad fuckbuddy
>after they finish, they go out for dinner
>i get inside her room, and find the cumfiled condom
>tfw sitting for 15 minutes with a rock-hard erection contemplating if i should jack off and eat it
>take a taste eventually
>not that bad
I've stolen plenty of worn panties. Makes fapping a lot more intense when you can smell the pussy.
I have amassed a 12GB collection of nudes and sex videos of people I know, hacked or stolen
>>708794741
lmao.
Why the fuck did you do taht
>be 18
>home alone on summer break
>get so fucking high I barely know what I'm doing
>analplay time
>have an idea
>get my DSLR camera
>point it at my bed and start recording in 1080p
>strip naked
>dirty talking
>slutty moaning
>start toying my ass
>on all fours
>suddenly change the movement of my hand
>the head of the toy hits my prostate perfectly
>moans immediately turns into screams of pleasure
>increase the speed
>intense anal orgasm that makes me twitch like a possessed whore
>fall asleep because of the orgasm and the weed
>camera stops recording after 10min and turns off automatically
>wake up the next morning
>still naked, lube and cum everywhere on me and the bed
>put the SD card in my computer
>play the video file
>watch myself squirming in pleasure and moaning like a slut
>I kinda re-discover the things I've done last night
>this shit is getting me hard
>I start masturbating
>I spurt a huge load on my chest while looking at the expression of slutty pleasure on my own face
and you know what gets me mad? that if I was a girl I could actually tell this story to my bf and it would turn him on
fucking matriarchy
Every girl I know for some time that isn't related to me has seen my penis. Wouldn't tell anyone this and don't know how it didn't get out already.
>>708795176
>>708795043
>Stay classy /b/
>>708795045
Please share some! Email me jodieg09 at yahoo.co.uk
>>708795045
How did you manage to hack / steal that much ?
>>708795045
Need to post them!
>>708795176
turned me on anon ;)
>>708795045
>I have amassed a 12GB collection of nudes and sex videos of people I know, hacked or stolen
How do you hack and steal them?
>>708794084
I fucking love Stoya. Where in the world can I find brothels with similar looks women?
>>708794792
Captain Planet's arch-nemesis.
>>708795604
thanks but you're a guy
>>708795176
You're the man, Anon. It's unfair that a girl could make money with that and we get called faggots.
>>708795877
who knows?
>>708796159
I wasn't talking about the filming, I was talking about the fapping to yourself, I would get called Kanye
>>708796186
rule 16 knows
>Be 17
>go to best friends girlfriends house to drink
>lay in bed with her post shower
>touches breast
>boner.jpg
>finger her
>eat her out
>fuck her
>nut in her mouth
>go home
>success.png
>3 weeks go by
>her boyfriend tries to out do me
>my homie can't do anything compared to me
>I now can fuck her anytime her boyfriend is being a cunt
>be 16 at sleepover
>drinking occurs
>cuddle with cute chicken as we fall asleep
>accidentally brush my crotch against her hand
>become diamonds
>take out cock under sheets that we're sharing
>touch her a few times to see if she's a deep sleeper
>put her hand around my cock and use it to stroke myself
>bust a nut on her hands and on her
>>708796495
>breaking the bro code
I see why you aren't telling anyone about this you little shiieeete.
>>708796730
there is no fucking way she wasn't awake lmao
>unless you came in 3 strokes
>>708796730
>cute chicken
Keked hard
>>708796839
I mean. this was like a year ago, plus wouldn't you fuck a chick who offered you to touch her tits, fuck her and do anything else you want. btw her nips are inverted and fucking diamonds every time i'v seen them.
>>708795045
>Inb4 12gb 1080p 60fps video of anon wearing his sisters clothes while fingering his angus
>>708797096
The temptation is hard my brother, I can understand, but it's still a bad thing.
>20
>Make amatuer porno's with GF after a bit of persuasion
>Millions, I mean fucking MILLIONS of people have seen my dick
>People say it's very nice
>Feelsgood.jpg
>Make hella $$$
>Kinda skrewed over the girl because a few of her friends found out
>Had to stop
>Fuck it
>Cheated many times always bareback never got anything
>Makes me feel a bit bad but when I'm horny I can't stop
>Always treated bitches like shit
>They like it
>wtfok.jpg
>18
>Had a 35 year old dude of CL suck my dick
>Bad decision don't want again
>19
>Had multiple trannys suck my cock through CL
>Not bad, always made then swallow
>Was fun and exhilarating in an odd way
>>708797282
not if he doesn't know about it ;D
>>708797290
If true, alpha as fuck
>tfw I was in a gay party by accident
>went to the men's bathroom and peed
>looked to the door while peeing
>this tranny was looking at me and licked its lips
>became slightly hard
>didn't do it
>godamnit
I licked a prostitutes pussy and we also kissed. It was more or less like this:
>Getting to the room
>She starts kissing my hard as fuck
>getting a hard on
>she dry humps me
>she then says "please lick my pussy"
>i never actually licked a pussy, and she's a fucking prostitute
>she sees I hesitate and says "I'm clean, don't worry" while she climbs on my chests and starts slightly grinding on it
>I say 'I've never done it before'
>She says I'll be good, while holding my head down and grinding her pussy on my face
>got hard as fuck and fucked her extremely hard afterwards (with a condom, thankfully)
This happened to me in Artemis brothel in Berlin. Most recommended.
>tfw it actually includes Saunas, food, pool and porn cinema
>>708795165
For the lulz of course
>>708795372
Years of physical access, social engineering, and various hacking. I'd say a solid 4 GB videos, the rest pics. >>708795649
Practice
>>708797224
Kek
>>708795176
turned me on too, Im bisexual, my boyfriend is straight and I fantasize about him exploring this kind of thing
>>708797282
cry moar
>>708798575
>boyfriend is straight
hah, yeah sure he is
I watched my sister masturbate and came on her while she slept.
bump
>Staying over at cousins house
>Male cousin (13) but female cousin (14) there too (me 14)
>Bunk bed in female cousins room so sleep there
>Took top bunk
>Some time in the night get woke up
>She's scared and wants me to sleep in her bunk
>At the age were i'm jerking off like a madman
>Get in bed with her, instant boner
>She sleeps in a t-shirt and panties
>She falls asleep in about 10 minutes and I'm still rock hard
>Her ass is pointed right towards me
>Gently rub erect penis on her cheeks to test
>Slide it between her cheeks a lil bit, she moves but stays asleep
>Just playing around but accidentally go past the point of no return
>First splurt in her crack
>Pull away fast enough to catch the rest in my hand
>Came so fucking hard
>Left my cum on her ass, afraid as fuck to wake her trying to wipe it off
>Clean up and go to sleep back on the top bunk
>Not even sure if she ever noticed
>>708800342
A year later my uncle caught us masturbating each other and beat my ass
She was about to suck my dick too
>>708798522
Various hacking like what? Sending them keyloggers and stuff like that?
This is my horrid secret.
>be me, 18 yo.
>1st. Semester medfag student.
>lazy as hell and bored from med school.
>skip classes for 1 week, goes to Mexican beaches.
>found a 8/10 local girl, impressed her by telling I'm gonna be a doctor. Fucked all night, then leave her at home and back to hotel.
>next day, girl comes with desperate cry. Little sister didn't show last night.
>friends & family and I looking for little cunt.
>found little girl drown in pool.
>everyone looking at me (whispers like "he's a doctor, he can help)
>look at little girl & knew instantly she was a gonner.
>people start telling me to help revive her.
>start CPR, But when I start mouth to mouth, something changed inside me. I got a diamond erection.
>start kissing the dead little girl instead trying to revive. No one notices.
>after 15 minutes of pretending to revive little girl. I stopped and tell family the truth. She's dead.
>paramedics & police arrive, everyone explained what happened.
>I was thank by everyone for trying to save her.
>Back to normal life. Couldn't apart from my mind that I molested a cadaver.
>I masturbate with the memories of me kissing a dead little girl & fantasies about fucking her dead pussy.
)>never tell anyone in this 15 years, not even my therapist.
>be 25
>have 17 year old female cousin
>aunt let's her spend a week at my place
>we fuck the whole time
>she Swallows my cum every time
>I have never cum so hard in my life
>>708800882
HAHAHAHA WHAT THE SHIT
>>708800882
holy jeez
I anonymmously started a rumor at school that my sister liked to fuck dogs. It took off so much that not only were people giving her shit, they were fucking with me too. Everyone calls us the dogfuckers. It's gotten so bad and its all my fault. It's eased up but I hope it goes away for good soon.
>>708800882
>molested a cadaver
top fucking lmao
>>708801234
I have no words, what the fuck is wrong with you...
>>708796495
Youre a little cunt bag
>>708800882
Oh what the fuck
>>708801486
I don't know, I don't eeven know why I did it, I wasn't even mad at her or anything but now it's spread.
She got raped over the summer. At a party. A couple guys were hitting on her and she turned them down and they got nasty. "You fuck dogs but you think you're too good for us?" I can't ever confess this to anyone.
>>708800882
I was taught you're never to stop CPR in front of the family unless the ambulance arrives?
>>708801234
Lost my shit whit "everyone calls us dogfuckers". BTW, I let dogs fuck me, so I'm also a dogfucker. That's my secret.
>>708802109
I suppose it's not as bad as it being the other way around, still despicable though
>>708795043
Thats it im straight outta this bread
>>708801996
I was taught to just keep going until an ambulance arrives or you become exhausted and can't continue
>femanon
>be 13
>find mom's dildo
>heartbeat immediately gets crazy
>try just the tip
>feels so good
>wet like never before
>slide in a little more
>too big it hurts
>pull it out
>blood on it
>freak out
>start crying
>don't masturbate for 3 months
do you think a guy would get turned on if I told him I lost my virginity to my mom's dildo?
>>708802295
Well, it's kinda bad, but they like it, so...
>>708801996
That's right, you can stop if can't do it properly. But I was in my first semester at med school, wasn't the brightest student either and I didn't know many med stuff back then.
>>708802465
it's a lot worse than "kinda bad", it's illegal and heavily frowned upon for a reason...
>>708800882
Holy fuck anon
Have had a guy blow me, I have blow a guy and many trannies. Oh also had one fuck me in the ass.
Yep pretty much it.
>>708802430
Yeah. A friend of mine told me she lost her virginity in a bycicle accident (don't ask). That made me diamond hard. BTW, age now?
>>708795043
>>708802605
It may be illegal in your country. Why don't you try it? You may like it.
>>708802667
>lost her virginity in a bycicle accident
that's completely fucking different
When I was 16, I downloaded Tohr purely to try to find cp. I failed, then proceeded to delete Tohr.
>>708795043
thats so fucking hot. ive always wanted to do that, but been scared to. ive played with some peoples cum, but havent tasted it.
>>708802430
Yeah that's hot, h its a couple different trigger words.... When you started masturbating again did you use her dildo? Did mom ever know you used her toys?
>>708797341
being a terrible friend is forever
>>708795176
what if you fapped to yourself fapping?
I am 99% sure I'm an accomplice to murder, if anyone wants a greentext
i tracked down and stalked a grill i liked for 3 days while in a trance
doing this i had to steal my brothers car and break into her house at 3 in the morning
>>708803244
Yes
>>708794866
I can imagine myself potentially doing these things.
>be me
>be 15
>over at my best friends house to play some xbox
>was fun but got boring after a few hours
>leave in the evening when his parents were gone
>b4 I leave I go into his hot sister's room
>see worn panties and socks on the floor
>put them into my pants, so not visible
>take them to my house and later jerk off in them
>>708794741
this is gold
>>708801942
Wow.. worst brother award ever for life
>>708803249
>in a trance
Better explain this one man
>>708803050
>When you started masturbating again did you use her dildo?
hell no
>Did mom ever know you used her toys?
i see no reason how she could know
>>708803209
wut?
that's what I did, can't you read?
>>708803612
I know, i can't ever undo this or make it up to her
>24 and my gf and family go on vacation
>they pay me 150$ to watch house, water flowers, feed dogs
>i go to a party and start talking to a gorgeous black girl
>take her back to my gf's parents house and fuck her in parent's bed.
Different one
>went to bars in Seattle and started making out with a smoking hot latina
>go back to her place and discover its a trap.
>don't care because its so hot suck its dick and creampie its asshole
>take shower and go home and immedietly fuck gf because still turned on from experience
>>708803244
yes
>>708803209
new level of narcissism
ive stolen like... at least 100 pairs of panties in my life, and any age. from older fucks in their 60s, to some from my friends little 11yo sister. ive also cum on lots of girls shoes/heels/flip flops in my life. of any age. im a fiend.
During a sleepover at a friend's house his sister came home drunk and super messed up while we were playing games. After she'd been home for a while he led me to her bedroom and we messed around with her. He said he did it all the time when she came home from clubbing.
>be 16
>staying in aunt's house for Christmas
>cousin's gf is staying over as well as her slow sister
>we flirt off and on, show her how to shoot pool, she's wearing a flirty skirt and get panty peeks
>diamondharderection.apk
>cousin has to go in to work shift as emt
>joke about warming up her bed
>the teens and young adults drink
>never have I ever, admit to virginity
>she winks, gets closer
>we make out in the treehouse because I never really liked my cousin
>before moment of fucking separate, she's on my fingers, sucked my cock
>invites me to the cousin's bedroom after everyone is asleep
>go sneak by kids in sleeping bags
>go into room
>feel tug on shirt from pullaway bed
>follow
>making out, finally get my cock in
>fuck like rabbits
>cum inside, first time
>finally adjust to light, see I'm fucking the retarded sister
>end up fucking around with normal sister but not fucking due to traumatic experience of tard rape
>cum immediately in norm sister's mouth as I realize she can taste her retarded sister on my cock
And that's how I lost my virginity and self respect.
My hobby is to cum on anime girls and record them.
I upload my videos to an adult site. pic related
>>708800882
now this is real shit
>>708803508
I did this to my friends 8/10 sister for almost two years. I took like 8 pairs of panties, 3 bras and a pair of her stockings to wear and jerk off in
I would wear them when I visited the house and felt really cool they didn't know. Never told anyone, threw it all out a while ago
>>708800882
>18
>medschool
What the fuck how. Premed?
>>708796159
There are plenty of faggot webcams for people like you. Do it if you want. You act like there aren't other fags that would jack off to you
i have a memory of when i was 5 yrs old.
there was a christian family that lived across the street and one of the older girls age 14 or so (the parents had like 7-8 kids) led me around the side of the house out of sight and kissed me and felt me up. i never told my family because the girl said i cant tell any1, im 20 now
>>708804479
Fuck's sake you are actual scum
>>708804361
>slow sister
dat foreshadow
>>708796839
I can't really blame the guy in any situation like this. If he was raping her that would be different
>>708804710
by applying themselves and not being an autist btard
>>708797735
Are these trannies you guys are talking about passable? Or are they just cross dressing men
Friend asks me to watch his house every so often... Doesn't know I cover every thing I can in his 14 y/o sisters room in my cum , and take her dirty panties
>>708804989
Did you fucking graduate high school at 14/15 and get your BSc in 3 years?
>>708804812
I didn't want to introduce later elements, but it was heavyhanded. I was just thankful I didn't knock her up.
>>708800427
I want to fuck this shit out of my cousin, or at least get a blow job or nudes.
I have no clue if anything will work. I'm pretty much her "main cousin" and like a brother to her. If shit goes bad I don't want to fuck up the family and get my shit kicked in.
>>708800882
woowweee. That's not even just pedo shit, the girl was dead for like a day. Fucking disgusting
>>708805121
Or he DOES know cuz he's got secret cameras, but he doesn't tell you cuz that's HIS fetish
>>708800988
How did you even achieve this? I want to fuck the living shit out of mine.
>>708801234
>Oh look it's the dogfuckers.
I wish I went to that school, that's fucking hilarious
TOP KEK
omg, i wish i was you, still a virgin and 16 :P
>>708803642
I listened to static and stared at a white ceilling for hours to deprive myself. I put myself under a semi hypnotic state of mind where i was completely aware of what i was doing but completely unable to stop myself doing it
I thought about her and started to think about her smell, her looks, her smile, just everything. Previously i wrote down her license plate number from school and memorised her last name, so i could search the yellow pages and narrowed down all last names to possible locations she could be and used process of elimination to find where she lived by searching for her car in the driveway
So i waited until 2 in the morning and grabbed my brothers keys and drove his car out of the driveway, i broke every road rule travelling to her house. She didnt keep the side gate to her house locked, nor did she keep her back door closed. So i was simply sitting on her couch at night imagining what life would be like with her in it, nothing sexual or excessivley creepy, i just wanted to know what life with her would be like
>>708803244
Do tell
>>708803612
No there was that one greentext story where a guy was supposed to be watching his disabled brother for a week or whatever. Instead he just gave him some food and left him alone for like a week and his brother was just sitting there in his own shit.
>>708800882
>18 y/o med student
>did 0 years of undergrad prereqs
>everyone believes some 18 yr old is a doctor, lets little kid molest their daughter
>>708802565
>didn't know many med stuff back then
Nobody bought it. Try again.
>>708805193
Random anon here. My HS offers all kinds of college classes that count as college credit. I graduated from the local college with an associate of science degree before I even had my High School graduation ceremony.
>>708804710
It would have to be pre-med. Which at least here in the states is just a standard bachelor's of science. I have a molecular biology degree with no interest in going to med school, but I could have easily and legitimately called myself pre-med just because of the degree path.
I've lived a pretty good life and haven't really done things to fucked up things to people. Took awhile to think of something but try this one for size:
>be 11
>live in rural area about 9 acres of land
>moved there a year ago from city, much explore kid mode
>dad set out poison for rats at our house
>HUGE fucking rat ate one and found laying there outside our house
>still alive, labored breathing, size of a football
>see it, pick it up with shovel, and walk away from home
>start torturing the rat by hitting it with a stick
>need moar dmg
>then found a 2x4 with a nail through it, swung a few times opening gashes, still alive
>need even moar dmg
>go back to our shed and grab some WD-40 and a lighter
>drench it and light
>POOSSHH
>squirmy crackly stinky rat til it stopped breathing
>dug a hole, threw carass in hole, peed on it, and buried it
>giggled like a maniac and and ran home to tell my bros
>still bring up that story today and how I'm a psycho
Kid secrets
1.
>be 15
>leaving hometown to study in the nearest city
>poorfag
>had to live in dormitory
>one day, me and my flatmates decided to prank one idiot
>emptied one bottle and then I filled it with my piss
>topped the bottle of with apple juice
>we invited that idiot to our room and offered him the bottle
>he was fucking suspicious ofc
>he wanted to leave so I had to act
>I grabbed the bottle and drank half of it
>oh shit
>it was quite good actually
>I told him that it was just an apple juice and we were just making fun of him
>he grabbed the bottle and emptied it
>didn't notice anything
>when he went away we burst out laughing
later on, I came all over his matress, just for lulz, I was pretty fucked up back then
2.
> be 14
> wonder what does my cum taste like
> start masturbating
> feeling I am about to cum
> lay on the back, flip my legs over my head and cum in my mouth
> tastes pretty good
> swallows
I did it a couple of times more, than I got tired of it. Even now I do not understand why most women do not like it. My wife always finishes me off in her mouth but my she spits it out because she doesnt find it tasty.
>>708805863
meh he's disabled.. life is and always will be in the shits
>>708806004
ooooh, edgy
>used to go outside while family was gone in the backyard and let dogs lick my ass while I jerked off
>used girlfriend's dildo in my ass a few times
>jerked off in her lotion she always used on her face and shit
>another bunch of general deviant anal play shit
>once in the military in tech school, awaiting orders to my first station
>ran the snackbar in the meantime
>a bunch of foreign arabic nationals came in asking about the hot dogs
>asked me if they were pork
>I didn't fucking know, "no it's beef"
>all 3 of them get a hot dog
>look at box later, it's pork
>top kek
>>708802430
I did
>>708804479
that's super hot
actually I'm thinking about doing the same, but with celebs
>>708804536
my mom actually found the underwear in my room once but thought it belonged to my sister bc my sister had this room before she moved out
>>708794084
You edgy little fapmonster you.
>>708806004
>>708802945
same with me, actually I've found some cp sites, but I was too much frightned to download something
and I've found cp in Ares (yes the torrent program) just searching 'pedo'... 32 min compilation video, jacked off and deleted. 2 days I downloaded a recycler to bring back the video cuz i'm a piece of shit
>>708806004
>>be 11
>>moved there a year ago from city, much explore kid mode
so 12 yo today
MODS pls
>>708794084
I got a girl pregnant and in the last few days just before the cut off for an abortion I convinced her to have one.
She slipped into a deep depression and became a prostitute.
I wrote her a check for the abortion.
>>708803508
>>708803972
I took my best friends mom's and sisters bras to fap with. Feel kinda bad because him and i are close buddies. To make up for the feeling I hung out with this kid that had a 9/10 sister, and always took her bras to fap with. Hated that fucking kid but his sister was nice and got me a lot of nice weed for cheap.
I did watch my girlfriends house and stay there while her and her family where away. Her mom is a good 8/10 milf with huge ass tits, fapped with her moms bra and called it day. She is a huge cunt so I don't feel bad.
The adrenalin rush of stealing it in your pants and finally getting home to fap with them is rediculous but fun.
>>708795043
dude
>>708804361
>cousin has to go in to work shift as emt
>joke about warming up her bed
wtf did she say to that?
>>708801234
lol ur fucken stupid im glad im sitting here miles and miles, far far away from you and your little problems
>>708806143
right benjamin button
i skept with my best friend while her husband was in the hospital with a stroke and she was emotionally vulnerable
>be about 20
>staying in a hostel overseas, about 8 people to a room
>haven't fapped in a while
>wake up late, alone in room, see one of the asian dudes dirty clothes piles across the room
>horny so think, ok fuck it
>find a pair of undies in there, better yet they have still-wet cum on them
>fap and cum on his undies
>put them back in the bag
>>708806709
No way man, I wish I was in their town. I'd love to meet his sister.
>>708796495
piece of shit you are
>rub peanut butter on asshole and balls
>dog licks it off
>cum
>sometimes fuck dog in ass
>cum
Don't care. Came.
>>708807072
Damn, how does she feel now?
>>708802430
>4chan
>Femanon
Pick one then tits or gtfo
paying trannies to fuck my mouth and ass and then cum on my face and slap me their dicks... after cleaning their dick with my mouth... yeah...
i love doing it, but feel kinda bad afterwards.... but fuck it, i like it in the moment.
I molested my friend when we were around 13. Around that age I would usually get my friends all horny to get them to jerk off with me or do gay stuff. It was late at night after playing Runescape, i started the horseplay. We both got a little a little frisky but he ended up not interested. I tried to jerk him off over his pajama pants but we both just layed on each other in silence. After about a minute I asked if he wanted me to stop and he just looked at me. After that night he never talked to me again.
>>708794866
>13
>has a thong
GG decency in America
>>708803972
>Black
>Gorgeous
Pick one
>>708805809
That's excessively creepy bro
>be me
>browse b daily
>never tell anyone
I slept with my brother's girlfriend. He ended up breaking up with her a couple months later, when he found out she was fucking a third guy. He never found out about me.
>>708795267
How does that happen
>>708808794
Same here
>>708808245
I did try to get it into her, but she was really tiny and when it didn't work right away I just gave up.
>>708808882
>708808882
kill yourself asshole
When is was 14 i was at my friends house (My neighbors) and i was in his mom bedroom with his little brother he was like 6/7 and took out my belt and choked him with it, his head got blue and all and after a few minutes i let him go. The kid never told his mother. 22 now. HAHAHA!
I convinced my little sister to suck my dick, not once, but practically every day after school. I even convinced her to do it for my friend too.
We still to this day do not speak of it.
>>708807903
she doesn't want to talk about it. pretty sure she blames herself more than she blames me.
>>708808357
Your last name. Maybe i am this dude.
>>708809346
Nice. Had a little sister that did this. From 10 till 15. Started when she was 7.
She's a 40yo cow now
>>708805994
You still need a BS to go to med school. An Associates is useless
>>708809528
Do you have any siblings?
Jizzed in a potato salad and added bleach to my orange juice and mouth wash and watched my then food thieving housemate get all arsey that the juice tasted funny. He had some of my juice too.
>>708809788
Yes 2. Both older.
>>708809880
hell yeah. I should have done this when I had POS roommates
>>708809656
Yeah we were 12-13, she was 6. She didn't know what she was doing.
>>708809986
Sorry dude its not me. But you got felt up by a friend?
>>708810058
I added laxatives to the milk and kept adding more and more. The bastard didn't even hide that he was stealing everyone's stuff.
He was on the bog for hours...
>>708803972
You mean a tranny? what is a trap?
>be me
>20s
>have gf but rlly like dick
>feminize & castrate self to be treated like a faggot
>>708810263
Holy shit jeeez thank god. Yeah just like you explained, but cant remember much about 9-6 years ago. Tryed and managed to forget about it.
>Been on 4chan for far too many years.
>Seen stories of zoo.
>Asked to dogsit aunts dog.
>Didn't shit for a week.
>18 yo GF.
>Honestly pretty fucking hot.
>Way hotter 14 year old sister.
>Sneak over all the time to fuck gf.
>GF thinks nothing of me being in backyard at random time.
>14 gets BF, is like 19-20.
>Immediately begins fucking good little christian girl.
>Watch and fap in window as long as possible.
>go inside and fuck GF.
>Fast forward a few months.
>Show now 15 year old little sister vid of her sucking dick and getting fucked.
>Threaten to show everyone.
>Fuck her as she whimpers.
>Cum inside, go fuck on date with GF.
>Four years (ish) later, same GF.
>She's a bitch, not too sexy anymore.
>Start hooking up with dudes from CL.
>Let some dude bareback me while dressed as a school girl.
>Now I have Gonorrhea.
>Recently.
>Dating cute little 18 latina.
>Roommate super into me.
>Start fucking roommate and gf.
>Both find out.
>Convince roommate to lie for me saying she came onto me and fucked up and that I did nothing.
>Still with 18 year old latina.
>10 years ago, fresh 17 year old dumbass.
>Gets married two months outta highschool.
>Girl I lost V card to.
>"BUT I LOVE HER."
>She's a huge cunt after my soon-to-be-union money.
>Work at MDA kids camp.
>Fucking hot co-counselor, 16 year old slut with daddy issues.
>Get close to her, her BFF is a friend of mine's little sister.
>We're alone, lie and say my GF cheated with a dude named "Trent."
>Dudes named trent are always douches.
>Says she knows how to get back at her.
>Fuck in the trees behind cabin 1, cum in her ass.
>She says she fucking loved that.
>Fuck for the rest of the two week camp.
>Come home.
>Fuck wife.
Lots of sex is good sex. With anyone.
>>708796730
>16
>drinking occurs
american detected, you actually consider 16 "early". fucking kekerino
>>708810436
Should have just saved up your cum until you had a pretty serious amount and poured it in the milk. Then left a note somewhere that he would see after saying that he just swallowed a load of your jizz
>>708810467
> what is a trap
get the fuck out
jerked it over my cousin while she was asleep, I was 23 and very drunk, I didn't cum on her though.
Fucked the animals in our farm. Still miss cow pussy. My mother and stepfather know, but haven't brought it up for the past 15 years, so it's kinda secret, I guess.
>>708808989
Nice picture.
Since 2004 I ejaculated more than 113oz of semen to Lindsay Lohan.
>>708794084
>fucked a Korean crossdresser in his apartment a few years ago
>fucked a Korean newhalf last December in Itaewon
>washed out of the military twice
>bottomed for a black guy once
>>708795043
why would you even
![618e8462c778303a13a8534440e8ce32[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m1m5xju.jpg "618e8462c778303a13a8534440e8ce32[1].jpg")
15+ years ago when I'd just graduated college, I was babysitting 2 girls, 12 and 10 years old, who were cousins by marriage not blood.
The 12 year old was just a typical 12 year old--not attracted at all. But the 10 year old was a fucking beautiful nymphet. I wasn't a pedo or attracted to girls anywhere near so young--except her. She was like Brooke Shields--just sooo gorgeous at a young age that older guys found her inappropriately hot. (Pic related).
And she flirted. She knew she was attractive. She climbed all over me when we were playing perfectly innocent games, and did it in a way that seemed like deliberate teasing. I wasn't about to risk everything to try to inappropriately touch her, though. I was very careful not to cross a line, but I fucking came buckets jerking off to the thought of her.
One night though, she left her wet bathing suit at my house after a trip to the pool. The next morning I found it, still damp, and I rubbed the crotch all over my cock and came in it thinking of her.
Not 15 minutes later, I got a call from her mom saying that she was going to the pool again and they were on their way to get the now-cumcovered bathing suit.
I went into full panic mode, and scrubbed the crotch free of cum under the faucet. Mercifully, aside from the lingering smell of fresh semen, partially hidden by chlorinated water, it looked and felt OK.
They came by a few minutes later, collected the bathing suit, and as far as I know my residual cum got to rub all over her little pussy. That excited me and I rubbed another one out...
That was the first, last, and only time I did such a thing. In the 15+ years since, I've never met a young girl who excited me like that--thank God.
>>708800882
best post in weeks
>>708794741
dude what the fuck ? lol
>>708806004
>dark and edgy like my soul
>>708800882
This is next level, I commend you
>>708802430
post face and body
Got drunk. Jizzed on kids feet.
Sometimes I don't brush my teeth before bed (and I smoke)
Sucked my own dick
>>708800882
/b/ is back
>>708800988
Mister, I didn't say I was Americunt citizen. Get smart.
>>708796495
ehhh, I'll slow clap this
>>708810141
I honestly love people like you
>>708810529
Yeah shit like that is actually pretty common. Most guys that are straight have usually had some sort of homo erotic experience. I have initiated many circle jerks, sometimes I was able to get some of my friends to suck or jerk each other. It is weird to think that between the ages of 13-15 I was more sexually active with different groups of people compared to when I was in college.
>>708794741
next time take pics with timestamps
this is good
>>708794084
i lost an anal bead in my ass a few weeks ago and I dont think its come out yet. I feel it roll around sometimes. I still shit ok though...
>>708811349
My sister used to take Ambien to sleep and would sometimes sleepwalk around. We got used to it. One night I'm watching a movie in the living room, she comes out and sits on the couch with me. I try to talk with her but she's zonked out so I just leave her alone, go back to the movie. I notice movement about ten minutes later and glance over; she's splayed on her end of the couch and is fingering herself.
I ask her what the hell she's doing but she doesn't say anything. She's fucking sleep-masturbating in front of me. So I ignore the movie and just watch her for twenty minutes while she alternates between fingering her snatch and rubbing her clit, panties pulled to the side. Finally she begins rubbing her clit super-fast, begins to buck and makes these short barking sounds, then sighs and relaxes. I'm diamonds. I whip it out and start to jerk, but she stands up and goes back to her room. I hesitate for a bit, then follow. She's lying on her bed asleep and I pull her shirt up and fap til I cum on her stomach. I clean her up, lick her juice from her fingers and go back to the living room. Couldn't really concentrate on the movie after that.
Posted pics of my gf on /b/.
>>708811749
Posted pics of my kid on b
>>708811865
Posted pics of /b/ on my kid
>>708812015
Posted kids of /b/ on my pic
Posted stories on /b/ that actually happened
>>708796839
don't hate the player, hate the game
>>708803209
Fuck.
Did that several times. Just watching myself in the mirror is something that gives the edge. Doesn't happen with other males tho.
>be 16
>Gfs house no one home except me
>Went to her parents bathroom see her moms dirty panties on the floor
>Smell then get a huge hard on
>Go into her drawer grab her socks
>Smell her panties while I jerk off with her socks.
>Cum in her socks put them back.
My cum on her feet turns me on to this day
>be 30
>meet with 6 year older cousin in a bar
>hangin out, havin a good time, gettin real drunk
>talkin bout this and that. admitted i think she's hot
>she admits she's always found me hot too
>being drunk, things quickly go from talking to touching
>gettin in a cab to her place
>fuck like wild beasts all night, including fisting
>all good next morning, and still all good, some 10 years later (never did it again though, because we both ended up in serious relationships shortly after)
>>708800882
Damn im no one to judge but that is fucked up in so many ways.
>>708794084
Used to sneak into my best friend's sister's room when it was late and jerk it into her skimpier panties/gstrings then put them back in her drawer hoping she'd wear them. She had to have known cos I did it for years but never said anything.
>>708812195
I cum in my daughter's shoes daily.
Came in my friend's girlfriend toothbrush twice,
I managed to get sperm well hidden inside toothbrush, then stared at her putting my sperm in her mouth while I was right there talking with her. She made a strange face and looked at the toothpaste, I nearly came in my pants looking at that scene.
>>708811603
Oh well okay then nvm. Learned my lesson i'm straight.
>>708800882
this bread... golden
>>708801234
that shit will never go away bro, if it stops when you`re absent from school you will be remembered as the dog fucker, when you go to a highschool reunion oh remember when we called you the dogfucker.
>>708795165
>>708811114
WTF is wrong with you fgts, why wouldn't you? lol
>>708811614
This.
>>708812414
do you sniff her panties? cum in her bras?
I'm spreading hiv at an alarming rate
>it's by choice
>>708794084
>Was 15, working my first job in retail.
>Store manager was a temp, 19 year old ebony girl with a 10/10 bod, huge ass and tits.
>On her last day as temp manager; in break room: just me and her having lunch, start talking and hit things off.
>She flirts with me.
>I flirt back, things get a bit escalated.
>She tells me to meet her in backroom employee restroom in a few minutes.
>Get up in there with her, lock the door, start removing each others' clothes...
>Am pulling down her pants and panties, get smacked in the face by her cock.
>Turns out she's a tranny. Twice as long and thick as me; and I'm half an inch longer than average
>Am actually bi. Have fapped to both guys and gals before, but actually had never heard of trannies before then
>Woman's bod + dick is incredibly hot to me. She tells me to start sucking, my lips are around her dick before she's halfway through the sentence
>Things quickly progress, I'm on the floor. Head and lower back on floor, lower back raised, my own cock right in my face
>She cums in my ass, keeps going. I cum on my own face
>She pulls out, calls me a slut, rams her entire shaft down my throat.
Balls slap my forehead, now I see how huge they are.
>She cums again, I swallow. Feels like she's pumping a whole cup of jizz down my throat.
>Swallow most of it, cough up a bit. She pulls out, calls me a good boy.
>MFW tomorrow she's been given the position permanently for performance
>MFW her cum is now part of my lunch every day
>>708794084
Similar to your first
>Me 14
>Staying in friends house
>Me him and his sister chilling
>She falls asleep on bottom bunk
>After friend falls asleep I climb down
>She fell asleep fully dressed, was wearing jeans
>I drop pants get on my knees and rest my hand on her ass
>fap, cum go back to bed
Sometimes I wonder if she was awake but shit I'd never have the balls to try something like that again
>>708812593
Yup and I used to have a friend who would jack with her panties too
>>708794792
You monster.
>be 11
>female friend is sleeping over
>she's 12
>we sleep next to each other on a futon
>she falls asleep
>I get horny for some reason
>lift up her dress and try to put dick in her
>jerk her underwear around a bit because I can't get it in
>eventually get tired of it and give up
>went to sleep
>>708802801
depends of delta-time of insertion and other data... just assuming, since the lil shit didnt bother to greentext it
>>708812644
yeah, this totally sounds like a true story that happened and not your fap fantasy
>>708806212
>>708802667
you can't lose your virginity in a bicycle accident, unless the accident involved falling on some guy's cock. You can be penetrated or have your hymen broken bu the seat or whatever, but virginity means dick and pussy together. I mean is your doctor sticking a swab into a vagina for a pap smear losing your virginity? of course not.
>>708798575
>if I was a girl...
>my boyfriend is straight
I'm so fucking confused now.
>>708806004
>A lot of years back like 13 found a rat in rat trap
>Me and a friend say what should we do with it
>Think it is a good idea let`s burn it
>Use Acetone or Thinner on it
>Pour The Thinner on the rat it disolves the glue almost burned a whole place down.
don't mean to ruin the bread, but some faggot is going to shootup a school, here is thread num on /b/ 708813245
>>708805052
don't lie to yourself faggot, your too beta to get with a real gril and they are actually ALL just cross dressing men
>>708813704
?? i dont see it
>>708813704
nypa
1.
>Beat my mom when I was 15 and got a simple assault charge.
2.
>Put butter on my dick and let my dog lick it off.
3.
>When I was in kindergarten me and another kid fingered eachothers poopy assholes.
4.
>Overdosed on benadryl
5.
>Stuck a loaded 12 gauge into my mouth
6.
>spent multiple nights in the psyche ward
>>708805427
Sinception, woah..
>>708813931
thread just got deleted
>>708811633
>Choke by Chuck Palahniuk
totp ketk
>>708811686
>Couldn't really concentrate on the movie after that.
WELL fuck i believe you
>>708814004
screenshot?
>be 18 year old horny teenager
>single
>hormones are harder than my dick
>use app called whisper to find action
>let some white gay dude suck me off for free
I don't regret it since we all do stupid shit when drunk/horny. Wish he could have swallowed tho
>be 12
>be at my grandmas
>babysitting 6 year old cousin
>shes watching tv in the recliner
>sit next to her in the recliner
>touch her thigh
>fuckilovethighs.jpg
>put blanket over cock
>aggressively grip her thigh
>fap
>cum
>feelsgoodman
and she didn't know it even happened
shes 13 now and hot as fuck
>>708805647
She just asked if she could stay with me. She really came onto me I didn't have to do anything.
>2013
>Drunk as fuck at house party with gf
>Take gf upstairs
>Commence fuck
>Gf passes out during
>Knock at door
>Buddies burst in and we laugh about it
>Gf out cold
>Joke about they could nail her
>10 minutes later they start taking turns in her
>Horny as fuck expect her to wake up any minute
>All three of them cum inside her and she never woke up
Fuck I know but it was both hot and risky. Have had a consenting 3way since but have never told her what happened to this day in that night... Kek
>>708814187
dis
>>708805288
How did the switch happen from cousins girlfriend to slow sister? I'm confused because didn't you know it was cousins sister you made out with in the tree house, who led you to the room to fuck?
>>708808357
Same thing happened to me, except it wasn't runescape, it was MW2 or Halo 3, something like that.
>>708794084
>gynecomastia
>fed up with my manboobs & puffy nipples
>took a big drink of alcohol and a dremel with an abrasion edge and cut that shit right off
>for the next few months, made a few "adjustments" to the result, some with dremel, some with surgical scissors etc.
>in the end, the results are very accepatble aesthetically - my GF right now knows that *something* has happened, but she doesn't know what... and I'm 1000X happier with what I see
>I'm pretty handy with a knife/dremel/whatever when it comes to cutting flesh + disinfecting and sewing up stuff
>>708813976
Shit I forgot some
7.
>Stuck my toothbrush in my ass occasionally
8.
>When there is no wifi or my data is bad I take a pic of my ass and pretending it's a girls, i beat my meat
9.
>poured hydrogen peroxide in my ass and took a big foamy shit
11.
>found frogs floating in my pond after they died in the winter cold, i took a knife and mutilated the bodies
12.
>When i was 7 dad made me put down my sick guinea pig with his 9mm
13.
>I bet you didnt realize there is no 10.
>>708814577
The dubs provide you protection from insults.
You're a shit person tho
>>708814965
I know I am. Regretted it since but no balls to tell her about it either
>>708794084
your life sounds depressing. kill yourself virgin faggot
>be around 15
>horny as hell
>older brother throws a party when parents are out of town
>walk into living room around midnight
>drunken, past-out brother's friend-girl lying on couch
>"Finally I can have tits"
>notice drunken brother friend also in living room
>tries to persuade me to feel her up
>kinda need a little privacy
>he still talks to me how perfect this opportunity is
>sob isn't going to leave me alone
>take the high road and leave
>drunk probably felt her up when I was gone.
>30 years later, still pissed off
>>708797282
/b/ having morals
GTFO NORMIE
>>708814958
>>708814577
Cuck
>>708806212
>having to check the ingredients of a sausage to see if it's made from a pig
you're the real retard here
>>708794084
>Was 18
>Went for a schooltrip to Berlin
>Got wasted af, high aswell
>My classmates and i went to bed later that night
>I run over to one of my classmates(girl)
>She was passed out, didn't respond to anything.
> Put my 2 fingers upp her tiny pussy and fingerd her while she slept
> She still doesn't know any of that shit
> What a fucking RUSH
>>708814958
>poured hydrogen peroxide in my ass and took a big foamy shit
>>708815351
he was running a fucking snackbar in the military, we're not talking about ivy league here
>>708815116
Was she on pills?
>>708796159
If youre a guy and fuck a lot of girls youre the shit, If youre a chick that fucks a lot of guys they will call you a whore,there are restrictions for both genders you fucking brainless faggot.
>>708807072
Damn, grandpa... she take her teeth out when she sucked your cock?
Girlfriends teen daughter brought a parfait home from MC-D's and put in fridge. Later that night while they were asleep I had an amazing orgasim in the parfait, The next day I got to watch the daughter enjoy the parfait. Was a huge turn on as she kept licking her lips.
Face fucked her mom later that night replaying the images of her daughter eating my load.
>>708815337
I am yes. Regretted how it happened though. She still has no idea and I live in fear one of buddies will tell her some day
>>708813976
You're a piece of shit, I hope you know your mom fucking hates you.
>>708794084
one time i did this
sextoyget.com/sexylittlehoe.html
i hope no one finds out
>>708815516
Yes. I'm not that stupid. Made my buddies take std tests after too to make sure they were clean. If any of them weren't I would have probably my killed myself
>cousin wants guitar lessons
>6/10
>give her guitar lesson
>ask about payment
>she assumed it was free because we're family
>convince her to give me head
>she does but doesn't let me cum in her mouth
>afterwards she says she'll pay for guitar lessons this way
>had 5 lessons so far, my girlfriend doesn't suspect anything
>>708815407
Lol`d at that too, not sure if it will burn my ass if I try it.
>>708815730
Well at least you know that you ain't stupid
and a cuck.
>>708794866
I hope you give your gf an STD then get put in prison for infecting her you fuck
>>708815762
ur da maaan,
u should keep it cool so ur gf don't find out
>>708794084
>>708794084
I'm going soon to Germany to fuck hookers in a brothel there with some friends. Do you know any good places near the dutch border? A bit further is ok too. I need prices etc and what to expect. I've heard you pay like 300 euro and u can fuck everyone you want to for an hour? Is it true OP?
>>708815566
That can't be the only thing you've done, no one starts off with cumming in icec ream, you graduate to that
>>708815540
Oh shit not feminism lgbt shit is other way.
also the quote if a key opens lots of locks it is a master key if a lock gets open by lots of keys it is a shitty lock.
Used to bust a nut in my ex gf facial wash in the shower, you know the kind with the citrus expoiliating beads? Im not sure why. I must have done its dozens of times. I sometimes think i did it because i had a stupid worry she was talking to her ex, andif he kissed her he would be kissing my semen on her fave lol fuck im weird.
>>708815971
i never went to a stripclub, but there is Redlight.. that's all i know
>>708795176
I am a girl and that was hot
>>708816098
haha not that weird. i mean yeah it doesnt make much sense, but my GF from a few years back wouldn't suck my cock if her daughter was going be there for the weekend cause she was worried about semen getting onto her daughter
>>708815962
That is so fucking awesome i agree
>>708815762
>>708815962
forgot to mention from the 2nd onwards she's let me cum in her mouth
she'd be up for a threesome with my girlfriend, but no idea how I'd ask my girlfriend or if she'd freak out or not at me asking
got very drunk and lesbian friend got even more drunk to the point of puking and blacking out. brought her home. Fucked her. Few days later she never spoke to me again. Ibwas her first dick... Bad I know...
>>708815939
I asked the dude some questions and pointed out something he already know, clarifying.
You're just retarded. Pls gtfo the bread or realize that this aint no moral place. Expecially for these retarded remarks.
>>708816289
Did you reply to the wrong person wtf are you talking about
>>708815987
Good thing people aren't locks
>>708816216
ok thanks but wouldn't it completely change how you see your bf if he told you he did this? wouldn't he appear to you like some narcissistic weirdo with repressed homosex desires?
>>708816266
sounds like she goes home and fingers herself after
>>708815987
because vague analogies based on the shape of the parts involved should dictate how we view female sexual rights.
>>708816517
na weirdly enough she's lesbian (probably why she wants to threesome my gf, I've also given her pictures of my gf in exchange for stuff of her) so I don't think giving head gets her off all that much, she is pretty good though (probably why she wants a threesome with my gf)
>>708816266
well... if you've never talked about threesome with you're gf before i would really don't ask haha.. she can get the viiiiibes
>>708816375
yeah
sorry
fuck im retarded
brb an hero
>>708816248
Hmm thay is different. Its weird because i fucking loved that bitch and not even bullshitting she was a sokid 9/10 i still to this day laugh about ot to myself and try to figure why i did.
Unrelated but one time her and i got into a huge fight and i said fuck this and went to sleep on the couch, (this was much earlier in a relationship) she had went to her exes to get the last of her stuff, totally knew she would fuck him figured a last hurrah, we werent "officially" dating. Anyways, comes home we have that fight, im laying on the couch she comes out and puts her fucking finger in my miuth doesnt say shit and walks away. Totally think she fucked him put her dirty twat jiuce in my miuth as a fuck you. Lol maybe that why i did it. What a sweet piece of ass in bed hough dammmn. Sonfucked up though.
Found an administrator at my school naked on /b/. Showed two friends the 2.5gb I have. They showed everyone. Her kid saw the pictures.
>>708816674
I've talked about threesomes but not with a cousin, and I managed to ask the question masked amazingly as a hypothetical question with absolutely no suspicions being raised (hard to believe I know, was a long set up)
"would you dump me if you found out I'd had head from a cousin" and she said maybe so it would be a very risky ask
>>708804361
Did the tard not moan like a tard? How could you not tell!
>>708816760
That was such a savage unprovoked verbal assault, I may need to press charges
>>708816847
aa shiiiiet, what a story....
>>708816266
Maybe gget them both drunk together, then let your cousin bring it up?
>>708816847
why the living fuck would you post this and not include at least one of the damn pics
>be 16,
>meet girl on Facebook back when Facebook just started
>white Christian girl couldn't have a boyfriend and was home schooled, needed a feiend
>we meet and eventually start dating
>fuck like rabbits, she sneaks out almost every night and we meet everywhere we can and fuck,
>she has an public fetish, we fuck in those photo booths of the mall, hotel stairways, inside the circle clothes rack, everywhere
>this goes on for about a year
>finally meet her parents
>They tell me she's 12 and I've been lied to
Mfw
>>708816619
A girl has the privilege of choosing today. It's the way the fucking world works... a girl lets to get herself loaded by some fucktard "principles" and emotions long story shot, by the guy that tricks her nervous system better. And that metaphor is quite adequate for how does the whole mechanism works
Without realizing it until much, much later, I achieved orgasm via prostate simulation at a young age
without shoving anything up my ass
>>708814958
Last one
14.
>11 years old
>Just discovered mastrubation
>Not through the use of my hands though
>My little sister had a stuffed dolphin that was the same size as me
>I stuck scissors in its crotch area
>Good enough
>Watch Alexis Texas ride some bbc
>I am fucking this dolphin with the speed of the video
>my dick gets red hot due to lack of lube
>11 year old me doesnt know what vasaline is
>I use my dads shaving cream
>hey thats pretty nice
>I fuck this dolphin for about a year to the same exact video and use the same amount of shaving cream
>My sister is cleaning her room one day
>Asks me if ive seen her dolphin
>Mom always said lying is bad
>give it to her
In retrospect I this thing was stained yellow, the mouth, anus, and pussy were worn out and falling apart, (it only has a mouth and anus hole because i got bored), and it was oozing a semen and shaving cream mix out of every orafice.
>11 year old me sees no problem with this
>mom sits down with me later that night
>"Anon what have you been doing with your sisters dolphin?"
>i panic and answer
>"What im gonna do to you and dad if these questions keep coming"
>i lived with grandma for a year after that
>>708814897
No one called me out on this? I'm disappointed.
>>708816968
muslim gf (white though) who doesn't drink, cousin has overprotective parents (we're all around 18) so only way to really get her out is guitar lessons
>>708817045
It works well if you dont know anything about biology and just want the most basic analogy possible that serves your debate agenda even though it has nothing to do with how many partners a woman has
>>708816931
Press on your forehead instead.
With a razor sharp object.
Reeeally hard.
>>708817134
10/10 very handy
>Best friend bumps into his hs girlfriend, they get married, while I'm deployed.
>Come back, have a cookout, invite them, so I can meet her.
>Hot as fuck, definite 10/10. Way out of his league, but devoted to him.
>Everyone has good time. Everyone but best friend and his wife leave.
>End up playing Parcheesi, drinking wine. He doesn't drink often, passes out
>after just half a bottle. Lying on floor, while she and I talk and drink.
>She's pretty drunk, me a bit, not much. Heavy drinker.
>Says she's warm, I suggest she take off her shirt. She does.
>Sitting there with pants and bra on. Tell her that's silly looking,
>she should take off pants. She does. Whoa, what is this?
>Ask her to dance for me, she stands and dances for maybe 10
>minutes. Sits down right next to me, leaning on me. "Can I tell you
>a secret, anon?" Sure.
>I get really submissive when I drink, that's why I don't drink very often.
>Really?!
>
>Why not take off your bra, and prove it. She doesn't really want to,
>but does anyways. Take off those panties. "No, anon, please."
>If you don't take them off, I'm going to have to spank you.
>"No, please." Pull her across my lap, spank her.
>"Okay, I'll do it." Have her pull them off while lying on my lap.
>Realize my pants leg is getting soaked, she's so wet.
>Pull off my pants. She does. I go commando.
>Tell me the truth, do you want to fuck? "no, but I'm so horny."
>
>
>We fucked for a couple of hours next to him.
>>708817013
woah
>>way back in kindergarten caretakers or whatever put us down for nap at noon. Very strict or just didn't give a fuck and wouldn't let us go to bathroom.
>>really had to pee this one time and started tugging my junk. mf felt good in a while... First cum or at least orgasm.
>>start doing it quite regularly. Beds in sleeping area were quite close. I hated sleeping so would usually chat with this girl next to me. One time I explain how cool my new trick was. She gave it a go, but didn't get results. Asked me to do it.
>>mf ... Too young to know it but epic win. First time touching pussy, but she actually said she liked it.
>> ffwd a shit of time to 20 something. Meet girl again. Casual convo. The bitch remembers. She brought it up. I froze... Awkward af. We ended up fucking in the end.
>>708817047
alright you have yoga-master tier concentration abilities
tell us your secrets sensei
>>708817013
>>708814897
Pics
>>708798437
>food
gtfo
