hey /b/, hows your sex life currently?
lets talk about your most recent nuts
>>708493464
Is that a cyst on the tongue? What the fuck?
>>708493587
it could be a tongue piercing with a rubber/plastic ball attached to it, but i`m not sure
>>708493464
I have a new gf, she fucking loves me, can't live without me, makes me feel like I am needed and useful...
...but she's boring as hell in bed. My last gf was nuts, hurt me everytime she fel like it, made me suffer and ended dumping me for some other guy, but boy did we have fun in bed. BDSM, cosplay, anal, deep throat, ass to mouth, wet kisses, you name it...
So now I'm living in that tense situation when you want to introduce your gf into kinky stuff but don't want her to be scared or do shit she doesn't like just to please you
>>708493587
It's a piercing you mongoloid
Most recent nut I had, gf spontaneously sucked my dick the other day. My sex life is pretty boring compared to how it used to be
GF jerked me off while tongue fucking my asshole.
>>708493464
i guess the reason i made this thread is because i wanted a second opinion on this.
>met a girl almost 2 yr ago
>took her to a rave, danced with her
>fucked her later on that night
>year and a half goes by
>get back in contact with her, learn she has a bf
>we start hanging out again in groups, sexual tension is there still
>topic on how bf is a piece of shit occasionally comes up
>3rd time hanging out again we fuck
>she visits me literally twice a week to fuck
>sex is amazing
>every time we fuck after she cums once she deepthroats the fuck out of me til i cum
>left her bf eventually, im convinced its cause of me
>recently moved to my city (was ~20 min away)
>getting all romantic on me
what do you think boys, is it just too risky knowing that shes willing to cheat on her man?
am I in the clear because I lay the pipe well and am not a little bitch like her last bf?
>>708493750
hey man a full blowjob nut is pretty nice and a rarity for most guys
>>708493895
All women are cheaters, learn to live with it. Just keep using her as a fucktoy.
>>708493895
Depends on what you're looking for. If you're in it for the long haul be careful because as you said, she is willing to cheat on her man. On the other hand if you're in it for the fun, smash away. Your description of how you guys fuck sounds pretty great. Pics?
>>708493732
i would ease her into it. start with some real basic stuff like hard ass slapping, dirty talking, fingers in mouth etc and gauge her reaction. id say bdsm and anal are in like the third or fourth tier of kinky shit you should try to introduce to her
>>708493964
>a rarity for most guys
ohfuck
>>708493732
I feel you bro i just got out of a 6 year relationship with my beautifull but crazy ex she was so good in bed the best deeptroaths Anal she was into choking her and ive grown to fucking love doing that she lets me do whatever the fuck i want. put her down so i could watch her pussy or just mastrubate with her head she was crazy though not worth it she destroyed me mentaly so much problems. But now im afraid i will never have those experience again i just like honest petite beautifull girls but most of the time they are not really into that so i dont know how to find one and not waste time on someone who is not freaky in bed.
>>708494096
The sex is great the head is a1, she's my little submissive it's fucking great. Maybe I should keep her as a sextoy but I like the continuity of knowing that she will always be there if I cuff her up
Also pic related
Currently sleeping with arguably the cutest girl I've ever dated/fucked.
Thought she was super innocent but turned out to be very wrong. Not to mention she's tight as fuck, first girl I've been forced to use lube with.
There's a few examples:
"Cum in your little girl"
"Rape me daddy"
Shits pretty dope man. Hope you're all doing well too bros
>>708494111
nice trips
I put my hand around her neck the third time we had sex and she was really scared... it's going to be painfully slow.
At least she can take my whole dick in her mouth, at first it was like just licking it while using her hands. I'm dying to face fuck her, but I know I have to be very cautious
>>708493964
True, it's a rarity for me too. Trust me I enjoyed it. I'm just saying comparatively it's gotten stale. My last gf sucked my dick like that all the time and we fucked a lot, in public places and shit too (I get off on that). Even my gf now and I used to fuck more, and be more spontaneous about it. Like we'd be in a random place and suddenly go off and fuck behind a building or in a bathroom or something. I suppose I should still be thankful though
>>708493732
The fuck is a wet kiss
>>708494147
bro... I feel you
>>708494131
dude if youre like me it takes a solid 25-30 minute minumum to nut from just head unless she lets you use her face like a fleshlight. most girls get tired of it after that long
>>708494293
So tiny. Cute though nice job
>>708494293
You're a fucking idiot if you don't go for it. What if she finds somebody else and stay loyal? ANd what's the worse that can happen if you go for it?
I think facefucking is one of the most enjoyable things to do my ex got dripping wet when she was choking on my dick also i have a pretty nice dick :)
>>708494329
i mean choking is a real hit or miss because some girls got abused and they associate choking with that. she might be into other stuff though
as far as the face fuck goes just tell her to open her mouth wide and let you move her head. dont go deep or fast at first and just get her used to the idea of you controlling her head. in time she will get there
>>708494409
I know, it's just that I'm trying to get my gf to do that, and if you say that's not the usual.. well, it wont be easy
>>708494358
how long has it been with the new gf
Currently have two girls.
Pic related.
One does the above, one does the below.
The one who does the below during doggy is a total freak, and she's cute. But doggy is my fav position and she just cannot get her back to arch properly. We connect so much, and she's dirty as fuck, she likes all my fetishes.
The other girl, she does the above, and it makes me cum buckets. I fucking LOVE doggy with her. She hikes that ass right up like a bitch in heat. BUT - we don't "connect" as well, and she isn't as freaky as the other one. Although they're both on par looks-wise (cute).
>>708494411
>>708494473
Thanks boys, she has the nicest pussy/ass ever too, loves to get off with a finger in the ass and the greatest part is neither stink like at all
>>708493464
>hows your sex life curently?
Never had one
>inb4 faggot
If only... at least i'll have one
>your most recent nuts
>about a month ago
>just a fast fap
no porns, no dreams. Only my cold dry hand, just a functional handjob to prevent wet dreams
>>708494771
just put a hand in the middle of her back and push down/pull towards you i figure that would arch her back up. I personally would keep rockin with both but if i had to choose one it would be the kinky one
>>708494643
4 years
>>708494928
>just put a hand in the middle of her back and push down
I've done this so many times, it never works. It's almost like her spine is locked in position or some shit - but I found out it's actually more to do with the hips. Either way, I've done everything to physically help make it happen - all it does is make her disappointed in herself for not being able to do it and it kills my boner.
>>708494928
>just put a hand in the middle of her back and push down
while pulling her hair
>>708494948
well yeah after 4 years anyones sex life is gonna die down substantially. youre at the point where you gotta start introducing new things like bondage or roleplaying to get that spark back. or toys are great like the mouth ring in pic above
>>708495029
she's probably scared to get hurt if you go too deep
>>708494824
go fuck an escort or something, it will atleast give you experience and maybe even some confidence
I've got some short girls and it sucks. I've never had a girl the same height as me or close (6'1).. I've always wanted to know what it feels like to fuck a girl doggy while standing up (against a wall or shower) and not have to bend my knees and hold a squat position just to fuck her from behind.
>>708494302
>Blue hair
>Super Innocent
Pick one
>>708495029
damn man i mean hey weigh the pros/cons. if she does whatever you tell her to id say it makes up for it
Sex life is fantastic! Divorced my fat wife of 9 years and am currently fucking this skinny little thing who is fantastic in bed. Also, she gives the best blow jobs I've ever had. Also, her sex drive is seemingly insatiable. Loves having my cock in her whether it's in her pussy or her mouth. She is absolutely amazing.
>>708493464
Sex life? Havnt had one of those for about 2 years. Im almost a reborn virgin.
>>708495323
Not her ass?
>>708494302
that kinda dirty talk makes my dick shrivel up and recede into my pelvis. thats not freaky thats like bat shit crazy. but i mean she has a pretty weak psyche if thats the case, and you can manipulate her into being emotionally dependent on you while you do whatever you want. whats her body like
I recently had sex with the same girl I did many months ago, both timrs were horrible....at this point I think I'm subconsciously training myself to dislike sex, disegard women and/or relationships... moreover I don't even like this chick and little explanation why I continue except for the previous mentioned theory
>>708495070
True, I understand that, accept it and all that. Monogamy does suck though best time of my life was when I was like this guy >>708494771 two gfs, lots and lots of sex... still talk to one girl that lives across the country.
>>708495201
its top tier sex when shes tall
>>708494293 is my girl and shes like 5'10. its nice because can take my entire dick in any position while im railing her dizzy. but theres something great about a short girl i miss. Like the fact you can pick them up with one arm and basically attach them to your cock and walk around the house fucking them
>>708495323
congratsi dude, sounds like you got a serious upgrade
>>708495373
I don't really desire it. My fat ex like to be fucked in the ass, but I never really enjoyed it any more than just fucking her pussy
>>708495201
I once dated a girl taller than me (6'2) but we didin't have sex. But man, you can have a smaller girl to stand on something. I learn that my gf on her knees on bed is just the prefect height for me
>>708495522
>its top tier sex when shes tall
I have had top tier sex with ultra petite girls too
>>708495599
check'd
and its kindof a psychological thing. I like fucking a girl in the ass because thats like the ultimate form of submission. I also kinda get off on the pain it causes them as fucked up as that may sound
>>708495713
yeah i mean no doubt i lost my virginity to a girl 3 years older and 4'10 with huge tits, most a1 pussy of my life but i could never fuck her to the nuts or at all sometimes because it hurt her too much
>>708493464
Who is that, and why there is the deviantart watermark on it?
>i'm not in relationship, but I fuck my ex almost every week-end
I have a buddy that's got this chick that's into threesomes, among other things. She's a bit of a chub but she's not obese, which is fine.
I can basically just go over his place whenever I want and get my cock sucked, or fuck her up the ass or whatever - she'll happily fuck either or both of us until we get tired and go home.
Problem is that I've never had that much of a libido. I'm happy with sex two or three times a week, or even a wank instead. Like who cares that much about it when it's on tap, right?
This chick is a great fuck but it's impossible to just go over my mates place and get pissed and watch south park, or go to the pub or anything because the whole process is: walk in door>chill for 30>food>get home>sex.
I just wanna relax and brew beer or some lame shit, not worry about fucking this chick for hours on end, you know? Not that it's not nice or anything but some days I just wanna chillax with my buddy and I haven't had that chance for months and months now and it's actually a bit boring going over his place now.
> Bored and horny few nights ago
> Browsing Craigslist under "Casual"
> Girl wants to meet a stranger in a park nearby and suck him off in the dark, leave, no strings
> She agrees to meet up
> Thereisagod.rar
> Arrive at the spot at 3am
> 8/10, hot Brunette with long hair and a tight little body is waiting, we exchange pleasantries
> "Let's get to it"
> She takes me around to a dark corner of the park behind a tree amongst some bushes
> Even with my Horny-vision, can't see jack shit
> Flop dick out, find her head, she starts sucking
> Every so often she would stop for a few seconds completely then continue
> Every time she continued she felt a bit different, with different technique
> Kept switching back and forth between two such techniques
> Starting to get closer
> Tell her I'm gonna nut and that she better swallow
> Feel her head nod as I spray a torrent of swimmers straight down her throat
> Just finished 2 week no fap challenge so I had an entire navy full of Seamen
> USS Cockterprise, Photon Torpedoes launched
> She keeps sucking the jizz out of me like the good little Blowfish she is
> Time for cleanup
> Grab my phone and hit the flashlight
> WAT_THE_VAG_BUTTER.shitcocks
> In front of me is this girl kneeling
> With a GUY wiping his lips
> Scream a hearty "What the fuck is going on?" in my best Batman voice
> "Oh, this is my boyfriend, Daniel. He's Bi. We took turns sucking you off and you finished in his mouth."
> Yell a few choice words at them
> put my cock away in a hurry
> turned around and ran back home feeling sick and screaming every obscenity I knew
> Get into shower fully clothed
> No time to strip now, there's important work to be done
> Whip dick out again and start scrubbing until it hurts
> Think about dipping it into Bleach bottle
> Decide against it
> Spend rest of the morning contemplating what happened
> Since it was my dick that got sucked, that doesn't make me a faggot
> Just means my dick is a faggot.
Any similar stories?
>>708495741
Same for me. Especially since my current gf kept telling me that was absolutely off limits. Conquering her ass was a big victory for me. Most women will eventually let you do anything you want with them, just have to find the right approach.
>>708493464
Tbh it's kinda lonely.
Banging an ex cos I got fuck all better to do at the moment. Body is tight but the sex is tedious. Been spoilt by previous filthy / much more enthusiastic lays.
>>708495905
>that doesnt make me a faggot
>just means my dick is a faggot
lost
>>708495905
Reminds me of some amateur porno looking thing where they got this guy's sister to blow him through a gloryhole and she finds out after he fills her mouth, then spends the next few minutes trying to make herself puke it up.
It was probably fake though
Have no sex in two years. I´m a looser.
>>708496211
No matter what the pornshop owner tells you, there is no girl on the other side of the gloryhole.
>>708496314
Are gloryholes even a thing? Seems dodgy as fuck.
>>708495172
I've already thought about it and... nope. I mean i'm not one of those "bhoo hoo me 18, never fug, next herro".
I've lost all interest in sex so it's not sex itself thus pay for sex would be just another failure, this can be taken as yet more proof that i can't put my shit together.
>had this casual thing a few times
>girl asks if I'll do a threesome with another guy
>why not
>he's seriously ugly
>start assuming I must be in same category
>just go through the motions in this threesome while thinking about memes involving pepe being sad
>>708495905
>bdsm site
>profesional misstress, 22 yo, we start chating
>I'm not into being submissive at all and I tell her
>she likes to be "raped" but can't do that at work becasue she can't trust those guys
>somehow she trust me
>"this is too good to be true, she probably wants my organs"
>invent excuse, we don't meet
>month later
>we talk again, this time I'm too horny to refuse
>meet at a bar, she's ultra petite, kinda punk style, cute as a bag of puppies
>go to an hotel
>we have the talk
>safe-word, no anal today, everything else is cool
>proceed to "rape" her for 90 minutes in every position I can imagine
>she's fine with everything
>say we have to do it again someday
>next week she leaves town
>>708496404
of course they are a thing, almost every swinger club have one because they are easy to made.
We moved in together a couple months ago. And the sex stopped.
Just stopped. I'm not allowed to try and intimate sex because she is tired of rejecting me.
I can't look at her lustfully because if she isn't trying to be sexy she doesn't want to be thought of in that way.
I can't touch her because she jumps everyone I do, saying she's ticklish. Thus never used to be a problem.
I got her to pin down what was going on, she said she just never thinks about sex and had no libido.
I'm not sure what to do. Talking to her about it doesn't help, and I'm not supposed to bring it up anymore.
I don't think we will last. The house is in my name but I can't afford it on my own. I bought a ring to propose, but then all this happened, and I just don't know.
>>708493464
I'm in deep trouble!
I was/am being stalked by a girl. An okayish 7/10
So I decided to fuck her.
Now I know why they say:
NEVER STICK DICK IN CRAZY!!!
>pic related
>>708496468
just go fuck an escort, you are in the perfect mood to
Thinking sex is not interesting, is some kind of madness bro
We are not like, reason creatures, we are creatures
>>708496731
5.5/10 at best.
Would still fuck though.
Possibly impregnate then leave her to raise the child herself.
>>708496731
>NEVER STICK DICK IN CRAZY!!!
retarded. Crazy are always the best sex, and yes, there might be troubles, but who cares?
>>708496846
Well the sex was okay. 6/10 I say.
The problem is, she lives in the same flat as I do and she can see my room from hers.
I feel afraid to open my curtains...
>>708496688
She's cheating on you.
>>708496940
>>708496731
what's the problem?
>>708496731
Dude, it's not like you're going to marry her. Just strap in and enjoy the ride.
almost 5 month old daughter, wife doesn't feel ready and good with her body, so sex is scarse
>>708496688
dont propose bro, look for a house mate and dump her ass. thats no way to live
>>708495245
You haven't met the girl man
>>708495387
Then you're a pussy my man.
Or I could treat her like a human being? And not be a psycho
Not for you to see tbh
>>708493464
Month ago iended relationship of 4 years but i didint had much sex in it last year in it so... At the moment im fuck buddy with twin sister kf my other ex, we get down to it once, twice per week, get shit wasted and sexually destroy each other until we cannot go anymore. I
Best hate fucks i ever had, plus im seing some girl i met walking my dog, so i got that going for me aswell. No sex yet, but its getting there i gues.
>>708497261
Then describe her. All you said is "She's crazy man, but I'll hit it."
>>708497261
not a pussy, just wouldnt wana get down with a girl who seems mentally capable of filing fake rape charges if you ever dump her. those kinds of bat shit crazy things are like a precursor for that
>>708496688
Huge red flag there anon. Relationships are about trade. You are the gatekeeper of commitment; she is the gatekeeper of pussy. You commit to her, she fucks you, that's how it works.
But the moment you moved in together and showed how committed you were to her, she no longer needed to even try keep you anymore. She isn't attracted to you and I doubt she likes your personality, she's only there for money, companionship, or a roof over her head. Guaranteed she is either fucking someone else behind your back or is about to.
He will be the Alpha Fucks, and you'll remain the Beta Bucks. In her ideal world, her Alpha will impregnate her while you're there to look after them. But you're too gross to warrant having sex with. Face it, whatever you're doing is not giving her vag tingles and she's walking all over you. She knows how much you need sex just as you know how much she needs food and warmth, she just doesn't care enough to try to satisfy you.
You have two choices: Man up, start getting rough with her and fuck her whenever you feel like it, or leave. No ultimatums. She needs to see you as a valuable product that other women want. She knows you aren't going anywhere. So hit the gym, dress well, and openly flirt with other girls in front of her. Once she sees other females interested, she'll get jealous and suddenly she'll be fucking your brains out again.
Make sure you go out frequently but don't tell her where you're going, leave her guessing, even if it's only for a walk or to the gym. Make sure to meet loads of girls. Remember, you're the prize here and you're only with her because you want to be. If she doesn't cut her shit you can easily find someone new and she needs to be aware of that.
Tl;dr: Eat well, Lift heavy weights, dress nicely, and put yourself out there for the world to admire. Even if she doesn't come around, what do you have to lose? Nothing. And for Gods sake DO NOT MARRY HER or when you finally divorce she will take EVERYTHING.
>>708493464
What sex life? 36/yo wizard here.
>>708497348
I didn't say that
>>708497349
How and why are you going off on these crazy tangents you nutcase?
You just can't handle dirty talk man, honestly there's no shame in it. Each to their own etc.
>>708493464
Last night asian massage parlor
Korean whore in her 20's named "Amber"
half half ran 130+door so 190 total
>table shower was nice
>>708497374
Christ man. You make a lot of sense.
>>708497381
37 here. I'm the guy that divorced his fat wife and is fucking the skinny chick. Age means nothing. I got my self in shape and it makes all the difference in the world. I mean, I'm not like roid'd up huge, but I did put on some noticeable muscle. Girls fucking love that.
>>708497508
>I was/am being stalked by a girl. An okayish 7/10
So I decided to fuck her.
Now I know why they say:
NEVER STICK DICK IN CRAZY!!!
I'm thinking you're the crazy one lol.
>>708496688
>I bought a ring to propose
This is as beautiful as sad it sounds. That fucking world is full of hopes, who am I to judge
>>708497000
I could believe it. If she isn't now, she will be.
>>708497147
It certainly isn't.
>>708497631
Girl who talks dirty =/= a stalker
Ooooookay
>>708497726
Wait, you're mixed up. I'm talking about >>708496731
>>708497726
>>708497817
Nevermind, I'm mixed up and a faggot.
>>708497817
Tbf you are.
But k
>>708497641
We have been together for so long. I thought I could never find anyone better. She made me a better man.
I used to think how lucky I was. She was going to have my children. We had such a beautiful future.
I just don't know anymore.
>>708497072
>>708497946
abandon ship now man
Pretty good sex life. Im a submissive slut ;p
>>708497946
I'm with other anons, don't do it /b/ro. If you guys moved in together and then she stopped letting you stick your dick in her, she's literally just using you for a place to stay.
>>708495905
>since its my dick that got sucked that means I'm not gay
>just my dick is gay
You can't make this up
My most recent nut was all over my own chest.
While sharing pics of my gf on /b.
And using a buttplug I got for her.
Which she refuses to use on the grounds it's too big.
That'll teach her.
>>708497641
Sadly, we are raised by women, being told what women want and how to be a man by a gender that has no idea what being a man is about.
We're told to be courteous, kind, and to put women on a pedestal as the most perfect creatures on the planet. Women no longer have to work for anything if they're even vaguely good looking because we have a generation of men falling over themselves to accommodate their perfect princesses and build them free castles to live in. Women say they want respect, niceness etc. But that's only because society values those things.
VERY few women would openly say, "I want a hot muscled guy who fucks my brains out and treats me like his property." Feminism won't allow such opinions out.
Here's what women want: They want to be brought into your world. They want to enter your frame. They want to visit you at YOUR house, have YOU show them a good movie, and have YOU decide where you're going out to that evening. The moment you say "Well what do you want to do honey?" her legs will close up like a clam. They don't want to have to make decisions.
And do you think Chad Thundercock asks permission to fuck? No, he takes his giggling woman, throws her on the bed and has his way with her and when he's done, she's left guessing what happens next because he isn't predictable. They're built to experience a huge range of emotions and unless they feel those emotions regularly, they get bored and resentful. They want to be taken on a rollercoaster ride of emotion. They want excitement. The very opposite of what a commited man usually provides.
Sadly, this sexless anon has been friendzoned in his own relationship. Women don't fuck nice guys. Women fuck high value men. Rich men, strong men, men in power, men who do what they want and don't give a shit. Men who don't bend over to accommodate them. Men who include the woman in their lives, not the other way around.
>>708494302
Gf just started to call me daddy in bed. Shit is so cash!
>>708497946
Anon, do yourself a favour and drop me an email at jren179@mail.com and I guarantee I will turn your life around with the girlfriend who doesn't want to fuck you. There's a shit ton of stuff you don't know and it'll be really helpful in your relationship.
>>708498646
Her dad either fucked her as a child or abandoned her. Just be careful with Daddy issues.
>>708498761
Just put it here faggot.
>>708498986
I've been with her for over a year and I've known her for almost 5+ years. Dad left her but she just likes the dirtytalk/submissiveness.
>>708499143
I've got to understand his situation better, generic advice is only so useful before it becomes obstructive. I've been in his position and suffered for it until I finally understood the true nature of women, and now 14 years into our relationship and we still fuck whenever and wherever, never argue, and she's more dedicated and stuck on me than a Yorkshire Terrier stapled to a leg.
>>708494147
Yeah same boat here, I'm yet to find a girl who loves it up the ass as much fml
>>708497072
once she had a child, sex isn't so interesting.
RIP your sex life.
>>708498986
nah, it's a common (boring) fantasy.
>>708495070
>4 years
Yeah, same boat here. When we we're starting we would have sex every opportunity we had. Now... once a week. But the real problem is that she doesn't iniciate or show any sign of wanting it until I start things.
>>708493464
>tfw when no sex life
>tfw dunno what to do anymore after my ex fucked me emotionally (only emotionally)
>>708501836
Try to find someone else. Take it slowly. It works.
>>708501496
Again, she has no urgency to fuck you so she simply doesn't. You've commited, you're not going anywhere, and she's used to you. You simply don't turn her on like you used to and that's what happens in all relationships.
As I said above, start being unpredictable and talking to hot girls - waitresses, shop assistants, etc - and watch how hard she fucks you that evening. If she feels even slightly that her position of Queen Bee is threatened she'll revert back to the "empty his balls so he doesn't wander the halls" defence. A woman must never know what your next move will be with 100% certainty.
I went through the same thing ages ago and I would initiate every second day; she would say no with some excuse that makes me the bad guy ("Why so late? It's bedtime now, if you approached me earlier..." and "I've got a headache and you're only making it worse by asking"). It's never a woman's fault for anything. They're children in grown bodies. So I would then say cool, no problem, I'd get dressed really fancy and I'd head out for a few hours. The phone would ring off the hook, i would ignore it. She would try to give me hell (again my fault) when I got home and every single time I'd stop her at the first sentence and say, "You had the chance to spend time with me and you weren't interested, so I went elsewhere. I will not wait for anybody." Then she would shout, so I said that's okay, I'm going out again and when you decide to treat me with respect then drop me a text and I might think about coming back. Then I'd leave again.
Your threats must never be idle. Promises should never be broken. She needs to understand that you're in demand and that if she doesn't keep you happy then someone else will. You owe it to yourself to not settle for a single day of bullshit, if you think like a High Value man you'll start to become one.
Oh, and I only had to do that going out thing 3 times in 6 months and then it stopped altogether because i would just lead her to bed.
>>708495869
This is considered "chub" now?
>>708497374
>>708498340
>>708502843
all hail the new king of /b/
Trying to get my gf to do anal but she's a fucking baby. Even I can take it. Also been training her to deepthroat my cock so I can facefuck her. Love when she gets my cock all slimy after gagging. Here's some random butt pic when she dressed as Harley Quinn for me
>>708503056
The shit I've seen women get away with is ridiculous all because they have a Pussy pass. If you have a Pussy then the whole world must fall down at your feet and praise you like a Goddess apparently.
You all owe it to yourselves to be the strong frame in your relationship - treat her firmly and fairly and you'll have respect forever. But don't treat her as anything more than a human being because the moment she's on that pedestal, she has no choice but to look down on you.
Again, if anyone is having issues with flaccid girlfriends of uninterested wives just email me at jren179@mail.com
>5 years relationship
>still loving and caring for eachother
>sometimes I get the feeling she cares more for me than I do actually sometimes for her
Thing is, we rarely have sex. In the first 2 years we used to have sex various times a week, sometimes four times a day. Nowadays it's with luck 1-2 times a week. She sometimes cried when I told her sex is really important to me and she feels a lot of pressure. She says she just doesn't feel the need to have sex and University stress is doing it difficult for her.
Now we have this agreement that I won't bother her for 2-3 days a week for sex and I get in return sex. Last time she said she wishes the frequency would be like back in our old days.
>both 22 and 24 years old.
Dunno if it's gonna work out.
>>708503056
I'm not hailing anybody. Fucking loser
>>708503554
Holy shit are you me?
The only thing that is different is our age, im 23 and shes 21.
>>708503554
If a woman wants to fuck you then nothing will stop her - not tiredness, being too busy, or even being in pain. She will overcome all and make time if it's important enough to her. But the moment your needs take a backseat to hers then you need to reassess your relationship.
She is entitled to her study time, but fucking doesn't take 5 minutes. If she has time to brush her teeth she has time to fuck. It's all just an excuse because she isn't as turned on by you as she used to be, the lust is gone.
>>708497374
Rollo Tomassi?
>>708493464
This morning, woke up with the GF and we had sex.
Wish she was more spontaneous and wild in bed, but nothing I do seems to help. She loves it when I take control but I just dont feel like doing that ALL the time, every time.
Anyone in a similar situation?
>>708503997
Nope. Recently my girlfriend has been into mommy/little boy shit and it's pretty dank my man, usually it's daddy/daughter Dom shit but it's nice being the submissive one for once
>>708502843
That is actually really good advice. I was about to send you an e-mail. But what you said makes sense.
>>708493464
most recent nut was like two hours ago when my gf came over and gave me head, but if we are talking best sex it would be when we got our first toy and fucked in a room with mirrors everywhere
>>708504172
I dont need to be the submissive one, I just want her to initiate sex sometimes instead of me since I do it all the time and if I didnt do it, we would probably never have sex
>>708504271
im in the same boat. Sex is usually really painful for her cause she's like 5 ft and my dick is too big for her even with lube and if she's soaking wet. Really pisses me off and then she'll start to cry because "I think she doesn't love me or want to have sex with me"
Just got out of a shit relationship I've been in the last 2 years and don't really care about my life anymore, ex was an average body weight, cute, had c cups, wore lingerie, woke me up with blowjobs. Now I seem to only attract fat chicks, so I'm laying low for a while. Fucked one of them just to get it out of my system but now I just feel disgusted with myself.
>>708504594
what i'm in the exact same situation lmao
>>708493464
Pretty good. Sharing my brother's gf! ha
>>708504545
my wife was sew really tight after giving birth 5 months ago, so every time we try, which is rarely, we need 20-30 minutes to find the right angle which wont tear her apart. shits balls yo, i guess the doc tried to do me a favor
>>708504736
Sex bots are on their way anon don't worry. Just a couple more years
>>708493464
Honestly, pretty great. I'm frequently cumming inside a woman who loves me and loves my dick. It's pretty great.
>>708504193
Feel free to drop me one anyway, if I knew more specifics I could tell you exactly why she's doing what she's doing and a better way to solve it. Honestly, I only want to help, I think men have got a shit deal these days in a den-centric society that wants them to embrace their feelings while, at the same time, Shaming them for doing so.
>>708504271
What reason does she have for initiating sex? She's got you right where she wants you. Women only initiate if they're horny or if they want to exert their will on you for a reason, like keeping you away from the slut you work with and like talking about at home. Or in order to get you to do things. This is the worst thing you can do, is exchange sex for "things". Firstly, sex is nice for both partners so you both share an equal stake in receiving pleasure, it's not one sided. Second, using sex as a reward for you doing things for her just makes her resent you for being a Pussy who is easily manipulated, she isn't fucking you because she wants to, she's doing it because she has to.
btw my ex was kinky af and my current gf is introvert and slow advancing in sex life
Can't complain, crazy adorable chick that will do anything to please. She loves other girls, brings them in, is OK with my incest and ephebophile fetishes, even brings girls home that are under 18. I've only been with her 2 months and want to put a ring on it, and I fuckin hate marriage
>>708504736
Same thing with my wife, but after a while of practice she is in good working order again
>>708493464
Nonexistant
Never been laid
Have horrible anxiety so i dont talk to people
>>708493895
Depends on how shit her bf actually was. If he was a douchebag among douchebags gonahead and roll the dice. Otherwise dont stick your dick in crazy.
>>708497349
sorry but i agree if my girl called me daddy that would be the final red flag for me
>>708505409
thanks, and what about the frequency of sex after the birth ? Eihter way we are both more tired then before the kid, so that plays it's role also...
>after 3yr relationship
>met a girl on tinder 1yr ago
>we start dating
>she was virgin, we take it slow
>we did it
>she gets hurt sometimes during penetration
>not as kinky as my ex
>introvert
>miss my old sex life with my ex
oh well at least I got sex life and love
>>708505486
this
on top of all that, i'm decently attractive, a good talker (when im literally forced to have a conversation because i avoid them) and i workout 4x a week
annoying as fuck being decent looking, seeing girls check me out and being too autistic to talk to them
any tips guys?
God sad and jerked off in a dark room onto an old cardboard box
I've been have some truly epic sex with my mistress.
I've never had a girl beg to have her throat fucked before.
>>708505650
yes, but you may not want to hear it.
Sell drugs. No not shit drugs that ruin lives (bad karma), but ones that are fun and are non-addictive
This forces you to be social, it forces you to constantly meet people (girls), they will all instantly like you because you are providing them with a service they want, they will invite you to parties, they will want to be around you, and if the drugs are good they will associate you with high quality, also you will have money
Thats my advice
Drugs to sell
Weed
Mushrooms
LSD
Ketamine
Cocaine gets you the most bitches, but you also have to deal with the worst people. I would avoid that.
>>708505650
Really just have to force yourself to do it.
>>708505650
Stop being a loser. What the fuck are you afraid of? This isn't highschook where you'll see the girl again and she'll spread it around school so everyone knows you embarrassed yourself. You'll most likely never see them again so don't stress over it. If they laugh or shoot you down fuck that cunt and move on
The last girl i fucked was the girl i lost my Virginity too 9 years ago. She was working at a store i applied for a job at
She is a nig though. Attractive, but I would never seriously date one.
That was a month ago. Struggling to find a new girl to ask out.
Was thinking about going to this restaurant to ask a waitress out, but i once heard a saying "if she is on the clock, she dont want the cock"
But anyways, thats where im at
>>708505495
All women will cheat on you in the right circumstances, it's just how they're wired, they're solipsistic by nature. They're always lookin for a new branch to swing to.
You happened to give her better feelz than her boyfriend did, considering any new relationship feels more exciting than an established one. If you keep her interested and don't let yourself get comfortable then you'll be fine. But the moment she finds a man with a higher sexual market value than you, she's likely going to cheat.
Some women are more likely than others obviously but none of them are incapable of cheating. Just don't turn into her doormat and let her walk all over you and do whatever she wants and you're halfway there already.
>>708505865
it's not a conscious fear bro, i wish it was as easy as not being afraid
its a fucked up feeling i have inside of me similar to someone pulling a gun, pretty sure its a chemical imbalance or some shit
no matter how many times i say "they're just people, they don't mind you" etc, I still feel the same
>>708505650
yeah just remember that you most likely will never see you again, thats what worked for me, plus i only say things so that if they think im hitting on them and say that im like dont flatter yourself hoe and find one that isnt a bitch
>>708497072
I've been slowly conditioning my wife to like anal sex for years and only recently shes decided she much prefers anal to vag sex. Now like 95% of our sex is anal and I'm loving it. It could take me 20 mins plus and I'd have to be thinking of the dirtiest shit ever to cum in her pussy but now sex finally feels normal for me and I enjoy just having her. Just tonight I picked her up from the pub she was catching up with a friend, she was drunk and I brought her home, got her clean and fucked her ass as she was passing in and out of consciousness was so hot.
>>708506516
how did you manage it ?
>>708505994
i feel you bro.
this is probably THE hardest thing in the world.
i have an ok paying job, a car, and getting my own place soon, also run a recording studio and moonlight as a producer, so i'm pretty well off overall, but I STILL GET PETRIFIED whenever i have to cold approach.
And on top of all I've been keeping a mantra that this is *the key* to overcoming depression and being independent and the answer to all of life's problems, and it's still the hardest thing to do even with months and years of practice.
That fear never goes away dude, but what you need to do is EMBRACE THE AWKWARDNESS, act in spite of it, that's what separates guys who are successful with girls from the rest of us schlubs. It's not gonna get any easier, you just have to be fully aware of how awkward and stupid you're gonna look and STILL do it, in front of all those people that will judge you, because deep down inside they'll feel the strongest envy and regret that they're not the one talking to that chick.
>>708493464
Haven't had sex in over a year. Been busting my own nut every day since then
>>708505994
>>708506702
I guess you guys are just unlucky lol.
I'm a pretty awkward sperg too and I've fucked 2 8/10 girls and got a few handys from a few others with ZERO effort. Literally only had to chill with a certain circle of friends and it just happened. Hopefully it works out for you
>>708506702
yup. good man
>>708505994
Start building your confidence by talking to other people, old folks and kids especially, whenever you can. Have a chat with the barman, a waiter, an old guy at a bus stop... you'll find it gets immensely easier over time. Once you feel it comes naturally, start talking to women working like waitresses or bar ladies. Because they have to be nice to you in their jobs you're very unlikely to have a bad experience. Customer facing jobs are the best to start with. Even older women if you can.
Picking girls up isn't about overcoming your entire personality flaws overnight, it's about building upon and improving your confidence piece by piece. When you take up boxing, you're not fighting a world heavyweight champion during your first training session, you're learning techniques. Then working the bag, then sparring. Then working into small fights. It's all about progression.
I have a rule where I never treat women any differently to how I treat men in the way I act towards them initially. If I wouldn't say something to a guy I just met (like "you have gorgeous eyes") I sure as hell won't say it to a woman the first time I meet her.
Later on I will escalate with kino (touching) and mirroring body language, deflecting her shit tests, agreeing and amplifying etc. (Like when she says "that shirt makes you look gay!" you respond with "Fuck yeah, you wouldn't believe the amount of cock I've picked up thanks to this" and laugh it off, don't turn into a Pussy and say "oh... but my mom got it for me... what should I wear next time I see you? Do you have a favourite colour or style of shirt?" That's when things turn autistic and she runs for the hills)
>>708506702
I actually might get on adderall
I just recently tried a new preworkout that has 1,3 DMAA in it (structure similar to amphetamine) and I felt so much more comfortable around people
I was a little nervous but maybe 10% of what I usually have (maybe a normal amount of nervousness for once)
Felt so good
>>708506844
>unlucky
most guys are unlucky, and you can't count on luck if you want to bang the chicks you want to bang.
Also saying to yourself you're just being unlucky is super counterproductive, so the only way out of that hole is to get your shit together and go talk to girls.
>>708507015
I guess I do need practice, I've been avoiding it for so long
amd that last part isn't my problem
i'm good at talking, i'm just terrified of starting the conversations
i dont stutter or anything
The girl that I love recently became someone else's cum dump. So not so hot
havent had sex with my gf in like 2 weeks never been like this before.... cbff
Haven't had sex in 2 years. Recently moved in with a hot chick and she has blueballed me twice. I have officially stopped giving any fucks. The thing is she is gonna get drunk and try to initiate again at some point i am sure but I am going to shoot her down if that happens again she fucked up her chance. I am probably gonna go find some easy chick in am area of town where some trashy chicks hang out and drop my nut in one but I just don't have any willpower to do anything other than work right now.
Fuck life.
>>708507015
THIS.
Confidence is not something that can be faked or something that you "get".
You have to build it slowly, deliberately, and with great patience.
Also, I've found that the best "openers" are really things I would say to a guy that I've known for a while. It also subcommunicates you're cool and easygoing, and girls are all about subcommunication. They have a radar for that that we men don't have, just like dogs can hear frequences outside of our range.
>>708507133
you can do it, anon.I used to be like you, but now i get away with saying any bullshit, and i'm known for speaking freely.Most people don't pay much attention what you speak anyway....
>>708506604
patience, very slow progression over months/years , constant positive reinforcement and always making sure she cums when I play with her ass. Plus she genuinely loves me, and seeing how much your partner enjoys things can help change your own preferences.
I started with spanking, gripping her butt, then moved onto a finger on her butt while fucking her doggy. Next I would lick her ass while going down and though she didn't love it she didnt dislike it either. I told her I loved it and so she let me keep playing with her ass over time cos I made sure she was always having fun. One time she just asked if i'd fuck her ass and it was one of the best nights of my life.
Eventually I got her a jeweled buttplug and a tail too. She started masturbating with her ass even when I wasn't around and now she just prefers it for some reason. I love it.
>>708507152
She was never truly yours - it was simply your turn.
>>708493750
At first glance, I read that as "I sucked my dick the other day". I was like wait, what?
>>708507987
That's depressing man..
I met a girl at a goth club last week. She wasn't one of those disobedient avocado body type "real women" but had a slim waist and hips, broad shoulders, and a wide jawline and huge round tits. I guess basically 7 or 8/10.
She had a deep smoky voice and asked if we could go back to my place. When we got to my bed, she punched me in the face (she was strong too) then knocked me down on the bed.
She pulled down her pants (not far enough for me to see her puss tho) and shit on my chest then just walked out the front door.
I *think* that means we had sex.
>>708508491
Kek'd
>>708508038
>>708508038
at least u had a turn fam
>>708508708
A four year turn
>>708508829
>>708507152
she is beautiful anon
>>708493732
Jerk off so much that when she tryst to get you off, that you stay soft. This might make her try other ways to turn you on. Or completely tare that shit up so she'll be willing to do whatever the fuck you tell her to.
>oc gf
>tfw I kind of want my gf to get absolutely rekt by a huge muscular dominant stud
Been in London traveling abroad for a couple weeks now. Fucked a Canadian girl in the bathroom next to the managers office and fucked a girl in a closed park at 3am. It's been a good trip so far
hooked up with a girl yesterday morning but she blueballed me and yesterday night i had a friend coming over and bang her but i was all messed up with emotion off seing 2 girls the same day dunno whats wrong with me
This is a story about my brother and me also
>be 21 hes 23
>friend of mine meets girls on a dating app
>gets to fuck them for a few months and moves on
>jelly AF of him
>do the same
>most girls either live to far or just dont reply to me
>few months of being on there 10/10 with blue hair actually talks to me
>she's 21
>she lives in city next to mine(about a 3 hours away)
>fall madly in love
>talk to her everyday
>have a job meeting thing in small town near that city(30 min drive)
>cant leave hotel for to long
>tell her about it days before i have to go there
>she wants to meet me
>i tell her hell yeah
>1 hour goes by and she says shes in the hotel lobby
>tell her ill come down to meet her
>sitting in elevator nervous AF
>doors open when i hit bottom floor
>Shit out of a movie happens (no joke)
>cant see anything but her
>shes more like a 20/10 in person
>walk right up to her and kiss her
>we sit for like 3 mins making out next to the elevators
>go up to room
>Hang out and cuddle
>we get romantic and get ready to fuck
>put condom on and she tells me shes a virgin before we start
>become 10x diamonds
>we fuck she is a virgin (condom had blood on it plus felt her cherry pop)
>best sex ever
>we cuddle and watch tv for the next 3 hours before i have to back to work
>shes so madly in love she doesn't want me to leave and her to leave
>Tell her we have to cause of our jobs
>we text for the rest of the day after we leave
>Ask her if she want to come move in with me
>she does
>my brother hears about it
>he's a huge fucking meme lord
>likes and makes fb meme pages and posts memes on 4chins
>he gets mad jealous
>he meets and 3/10 land whale
>shes 20
>she has nice tits but has an ass like paper flat
>she's Bi and a feminist
>she also talks shit about people cause shes a cunt
>they move in with each other
>6 months go by me and gf dont hang out with them cause shes a huge cunt and only moved in to use him for booze and weed
>told bro this a million times doesn't listen
>>708509744
She also got him to make out with one of her gay friends and i've never looked at my brother the same way and always call him a faggot
>>708502843
She says the pill kinda killed her libido.
This is my most recent
been having group sex with my best friend and his girlfriend. Last night my gf fingered my ass, while he slapped my dick, and his girlfriend stuck her boot on my neck. Life is so fucking weird now. Can't even believe this is hapening to me.
>GF used to not like sucking dick
>Do something nice for her and she blows me long enough to cum for first time
>Cum didn't taste as bad as she thought
>Starts sucking me off everytime we fool around
>Starts preferring oral
>Now I get BJ's all the time, but barely any pussy
>>708510289
wipe that shit out of her back bro
glorious my friend,
have am asian gf and give me action whenever i want. first white bf and she says she knows why her like white guys lol. don't care. plus im a chef so let me fill u in, a way to a girl is through her stomach, not a mans. currently training her up to be a good sub. i'm a patient man.
have a glorious night
>>708510424
Birthmark, you vigin
>>708510464
>>708510289
Daaaaaaaaayyyyuuuummmmm!
That's a 10/10 body mate, even that birthmark looks awesome!
Care to share more?
>>708510523
still hot af
My sex life is conflicted. Had one previous girlfriend and kissed one other girl, but remained a virgin until early 20's. Now I'm dating my best friend of several years and I've gone sexually from nothing to just about everything. At this point while I enjoy the sex, I'd compare it to watching a good movie after you read all of the spoilers. I regret not having sex younger and slowly becoming accustomed to it. I'm only so sexually open now due to all the porn I watched to cope with sexual frustration and being alone. Also it seems that the advice of not dating your friends is true. I don't think we're going to last and I'm afraid of losing my best friend.
>>708510604
>>708510604
>>708510655
Here she is on X
>>708509466
How do you hook up with so many? I don't want to sleep with that many girls, but would like to jusy be able to hook up with one if I needed to.
>>708510604
Tits
>>708510664
dating girl or guy
>>708493464
Pretty rad but i have too high a sex drive cause of years of no pussy and scarring porn from /b/. Gf is blasian and amazing at head, fucking lets me do anything, anal, swallows cum oh man shes the best a little crazy but extremely loyal and conservative valued when it comes to family and relationships so shes perfect for me.
Latest shit, this morning she rid my cock sucked me off then i came in her, shit was cash. Pic related.
My sex life is pretty exciting. My gf is down to do what ever I want and I love fucking her while she cosplays. She's freaky indeed, and she even lets me photograph her while she does it all. Very nice girl. Most recently, I gave her a good face fucking and nutted on her face. Made her sit there for maybe 15 minutes for being a bad girl earlier.
>>708510933
stupid thing
>>708510926
Girl, likes video games, computers, martial arts, decent anime, has been on 4chan forever, similar music tastes, fun, adventurous, breaks me out of my shell. But has lots of issues. It's her parent's fault, but I knew this going in. I realize now that I did it because I was so lonely. We should have stayed friends.
>>708493464
Most recent nut was yesterday, gf.
I get it when I want, usually how I want.. etc, it's alright but I sometimes prefer to just be on my computer playing a game.
>>708493464
Shark week atm so gf has random spikes of "i want to kill you" and then next minute "I want to make you nut so hard you wont be able to remember your name."
Most recent one was spontaneous, she starts sucking then grabs the 100% not a hitachi wand and plugs it into the mains.
She goes to town, sucking nuts fingering ass and wand on max.
Idk how long I lasted but i came everywhere.
More boring as the time goes on. 3 year relationship with my truly first girlfriend. She had multiple hookups in her past, shes my first partner ever. Was ruined from the start when she always kept a pack of Trojan Magnums in her center console in her car. I wear the tighter fit one's.
She was super horny when we first started dating. I was a nervous fuck. Didnt think I had what everyone else did to please her. Turns out I bang her in doggy on my floors, cums twice. After that its a miracle to make her cum while fucking.
She gets super wet, rips my clothes off but if she doesnt cum within 10 minutes if starting she goes dry no matter what. Lube doesnt help since the second it touches her it burns.
Sucking me off can take 15 minute plus so recently she stopped blowjobs and only handjobs. Says i take too long and it hurts her jaw.
Never tried anal. Ive rubbed her asshole when fucking, she likes it but doesnt want anal.
Never came on her face. Never got off inside. She swallowed once when she had to. Other than that she never takes it in the mouth.
Only way to have awesome sex is get a little wine in her or smoke a few bowls and she gets raging horny and fucks like crazy. Shes small 5'1" with scarce fat which Im loving more and more. Super nice tits and ass.
Overall boring since if she doesnt get off quick enough its all over
>>708511099
No problem, dubs.
So many whores so little money..
>>708512353
haha last night had a talk with my wife, joked that with the kid (yes, im still in the thread) we barely get to 'see' each other... so i joked "at least you jaw doesn't hurt anymore", and she was 'yeah, you took 40 mins to come when we first met' ... but then she found my technique i guess.
What do you prefer, 40 mins of cock dangling or a 10 min nut-job ? I prefer now the nut job i think, altho sometimes i miss the long cock worshiping
>>708493464
missionary and cowgirl + creampies in vanilla lovey dovey situations
Its perfect
>>708493464
Last night with your mum OP
>>708493464
Slow but we did just have a kid, so the baby needing attention just when we are about to get it on is a common occurrence.
Tho when we do fuck it is great, just last night I was nibbling her nipples as I was fingering her drove her nuts. She ended up riding me when she couldn't take just being fingered anymore.
I don't have. I am im relationship for a 1.5 year . I never have had a blowjob , nothing just a random handjob but it sucks , since we are together i didn't cum even once with her "help"
Sucks, my wife on some new meds totally kills her sex drive. She can't even have an orgasm like she used to. When we do have sex always have to use lube cuz she can't get wet. She literally has to force herself to get in the mood.
1/10
Mehh
Not attracted to her, she's pregnant with some dudes kid, and she's kinda fat.
I just needed some pussy and it was easy
Current gf is quite amazing:
Deepthroat
Anal
Piss
Rimming
Outdoor
Bandage
Spanking
Toys
Insertion
Role play
Cum swallow
Other whishes?
>pic related
>>708510289
Naiice man, great ass mine has a birthmark too not that it matters but heres some ass i love brown ass
>>708515460
>>708493464
well im 17, and virgin, any tips for getting pussy?
>>708513133
Even using her hand it still takes 10 minutes. I prefer her to give me something I can't do to myself. Can't suck my own dick. On the other hand she can take a while too depending on her mood. On a normal day though I can eat her out and make her cum in 2-3 minutes. That's one thing she said I have over any guy she's been with. Granted their dicks were massive and just fuck boys, but that's all they had.
I don't like to ejaculate. I clench my kegel and hold it during an orgasm and the sensation and pleasure is the same but shakes through my whole body. After the orgasm, I am still hard or get hard nearly immediately. No blue balls compared to edging, no mess compared to busting. Still am horny and like the girl compared to shooting, and my precious fluids remain along with chi or wtvr
Meh its ok, I'd call it 7/10
Been with the gf about 5 years, live together for nearly 3, some of the magic has just worn off, but we're still going at it 2-3 times a week.
Should I get some side pieces? My gf and I are long distance because of school. See each for two weekends out if the month on average. Is sex more important than knowing I was loyal?
>>708493464
Long distance right now because of school, we see each other every couple weeks. The sex is pretty good when we see each other, but she's always been kinda vanilla so nothing really exciting ever happens. Other than that I fap to those caption pics and fuck my 10" toy every now and again
>I'm 6'2" / 188cm
>she 5"something /159cm
>18cm and rather big dick
She's really tight at first and twisting her eyes uncontrolled but after a while she just gets so wet that she won't feel me anymore. Up until now we didn't find a proper solition to it.
Having tissues doing the work while being at it really sets off the mood tbh. Any one any idea?
>>708518834
I know this feeling all too well. My girlfriend as I spoke of before gets extremely wet and sometimes its too much to where she feels nothing at all. I hate using anything to get rid of the wetness but for her sake its a need.
>>708493732
Pics?
I fucked my wife the other day until she came twice, then got her on her knees and fucked her mouth until I came down her throat. I was gagging her so good that she said her throat still kinda hurts today. The sounds she was making gets me diamonds just thinking about it.
>>708511053
Pics??
>>708493464
All the way back in January. Fucked my then gf in the arse while she diddled herself with a bullet. Good times. Haven't had a shag since but that'll hopefully be changing soon. Pray for me, lads.
>>708493732
Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations!
Just kidding.
Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic,
hopeless-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious,
troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help
that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born
as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps
borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW!
INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (Which in
evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking
desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed
to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW!
This his literally only bee taking place for HUNDREDS OF
MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! WOW! Except guess
what, you probably wore a condom... which means you
failed at submitting yourself to an act which means
absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill
yourself.
>>708520420
Lonely permavirgin detected.
Love is part of Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Have fun not achieving self actualization.
>>708496594
which website? i want this in my life
Just came back to college for my last semester after being in a 3 yr relationship. Currently have 3 pieces on lock.
One super skinny, little waist, great tits but a little butterface. She likes to be dominated.
Second is a thick Japanese girl. She loves to suck dick and rides like an animal.
Third is a purple haired white girl with piercings, tattoos for days. She just likes getting fucked rough.
One other really small girl has a long distance bf but he says it's okay for her to do things. She jerked me off once and wants to consult her bf before we do anymore. Hopefully he wants pictures.
Current gf wants to keep her hymen intact for marriage (verified).
I get to fuck her in the ass instead, but after the third time it's not the same anymore and I miss the intimate connection I would have during vaginal intercourse...
Guess it's true you always want what you can't have.
