ITT: We tell what secrets that could ruin our life if we shared them. We are all anonymous and nobody will get caught.
My secret is that I commit arson and burnt down a house in the forest. I had gloves and old shoes I stole from a lost and found. After I burnt down the house, I threw the gloves and shoes in the lake.
Now lets hear your secrets!
when i was in pre-k i stuck a piece of carpet in my ear canal and it's never come out. i think this is what caused me to become mentally ill.
>>707900912
I sniffed my cousins panties, fucked another guy at age 11, amd fapped to cp
Thats pretty much it, not that exciting but i figured i may as well contribute
>>707902370
And*
>>707900912
Nothing. I have literally no secrets that could ruin my life. My most hidden secret is that i jerk off to gay porn and i can have a anal orgasm fucking myself with a deodorant bottle.
If you told that to everyone that i know the only people who might care is my family and i only talk to them once every 2 months, so it wouldnt really make a difference. I dont even have friends, if i told that to everyone on facebook 95% wouldnt answer and the other 5% just not give a fuck.
You know what that means?
>It means im indestructible.
>>707900912
in high school my black coach would smoke weed with me in the locker room, then fuck my ass in the showers. he would pee all over me, and in me. we did this from 14 to 17. i blew him at graduation, we fucked in the showers again at prom, covered me in piss some more.
Ive shown my dick to a kid i was baby sitting at age 15. (bare in mind this is after this tard) asked my to pretent i was a fish and "eat him" with this pretending to eat his body continued for 40 fucking minutes. And him asking me to stand, Push my stomach onto and waist into his face. Now this little shit was 13 and he has come out of the bath touching himself when my sister was baby sitting him.) And from his track record of being a little weird shit (as in tickling the balls of another sitter before me). I made his mom think he pulled my pants down when i was making dinner. So i have regret but at the same time i hated that little shit.
>>707904424
little note... 15$ for 6 hours
>>707903404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsJc2ZhbXIg
I killed a duck with a rock at camp as a kid. Just saw ducks not scared of us, wandered back during a hike and crushed its back with a rock, then it's neck because it kept flailing.
I once talked about killing the president online, got me banned from my favorite forum forever. It was just a hypothetical "why doesn't someone just step up?" type question but it was enough.
I successfully outran a cop once. He tried to pursue me for speeding and I took an exit into a warehouse district and lost him then quickly got back onto the highway and took the next exit. I was just so sick of my insurance going up for speeding tickets.
>>707902962
Congratulations on having done nothing of worth or interest with your life.
I'm gay and live in Alabama. Into twinks and sissies
>>707904597
that's not a lot of money, you got ripped off.
>>707903404
Do you have AIDS now?
I fap to watching young teen girls smoking cigarettes. I don't know why, it's fucked
>>707900912
I like to breathe little bacon.parts through my nose.
I keep a thumb drive with all the naked pix of girls from my past on it, actively search and trade nude pix of girls from my area. If my wife ever found out she'd leave me in a second. And I have hidden video of her sister showing.
>>707900912
I am Sparticus.
>>707905352
you got guts kid
>>707900912
I frequently masturbate to fucked up furry porn and I don't know why I'm into it and I hate myself for it. I'm depressed as fuck and want to kill myself quite a bit - finally just seen a doctor about it. Also, I have spots on my dick caused by a condition called fordyce spots that make it look like an std, which makes me really fucking sexually insecure. I'm not an ugly guy so women have tried it on with me but I've only ever went through with it once and that was because I was really drunk and it was in the dark.
>>707905238
>Congratulations on having done nothing of worth or interest with your life.
t-thanks senpai
>>707906483
>I frequently masturbate to fucked up furry porn and I don't know why I'm into it and I hate myself for it
It's a symptom of feeling like you'll never find a valuable partner, or a partner at all really. Many people start jerking to stuff they usually find revolting bc they fear they will be lonely forever and just act abnormal bc of it. Don't worry anon.
>>707906483
man i got them fordyce stains too
not too exagerated, tho
make sure that's what you got cause it's pretty safe and girls don't usually notice
i was insecure as fuck too at first but with time i realized they don't give a shit
either they don't notice either they find it completely normal
but i guess it depends on the grade
go ask a doc or smth
>>707907091
You know, that does make me feel a little bit better about myself, hadn't thought about it that way. Thanks for caring enough to type that
>>707907091
dude thank you
i think you just explained to me what i was never able to see myself
i will continue lurking now
I was raped by my brother. If I told anyone I'd break everyone's lives even more than I already have. They caught me cutting already..if I told them this they'd just disown me and our family would seperate even more.
>>707900912
lake tahoe?
>>707907526
why'd they disown you instead of him?
>>707907500
>>707907455
Checked, and no problem, I went through that and literally wanted to die every time after I finished. You'll soon move on
>>707903404
>>707903404
I don't believe you
I met a guy and we had sex when I was 14 (Im a boy) he was 25 at the time. I invited him over to stay, using the internet at the time. We live together now and im 20
>>707907779
I don't know. I mean..for one thing I'd ruin his life. Plus my mother is already jacked up enough so she doesn't need to know about that. I don't think they'd exactly disown me but..more over he lines of hold a grudge because I ruined the entire family. So I've kept it a secret from everyone.
I touched my little sister when I was 16ish, she was 8ish. Happened for a few months untill she told my mom and I had to scrap together every inch to deny it.
accidentally smuggled regulated goods over continent borders
>>707905706
I have the same of my exes and have nude vid and pics of my step daughter that I furiously masterbate too. I wish I could fuck the shit out of her and get away with it. Never shared any pics just to be safe.
Im a commercial dope grower in a prohibition state. Im 33, married and i have an 18 year old paramour. I have everything ive always wanted and yet i still feel empty.
>>707905706
>I keep a thumb drive with all the naked pix of girls from my past on it
Same
Got busted growing weed 5 years back and didn't tell current employer.
>>707900912
I secretly search for gay furry porn on /b/ and sometimes rate dicks.
>>707900912
>Had sex with my step sister
>I was 17
>she was 15
>>707900912
Why does it have a side mirror?
>be me
>be going on vacation
>sitting in hotel with friends, start trying some drugs
>my one friend had bought a whole kilo of coke before we stopped for the night
>friends leave room to go buy pizza or something of the sort
>redpilled friend leaves loaded glock in room
>me being the curious soul that i am, i decided to snort a line of coke
>grab gun
>go into lobby, wild nigger notices me
>unload a whole clip into that spear chucker's chest
>3 months later at trial
>judge asks why i did it
>i shot a man in reno
>just to watch him die
pic related
>>707904424
I can't even comprehend what the fuck I just read. Use periods correctly, you filthy faggot.
>Thinking about committing burglary.
>Asking you guys for advice.
>inb4 don't.
>inb4 faggot.
>>707908554
I think about fucking my step daughter all the time. If I'm fucking my wife and pretend it's my step daughter I nut instantly
>>707907967
This seems more constructive than the theme of the thread.
>>707908830
don't be black
I've raped two women, one of them a random person, the other, a coworker.
>>707906483
dude i have fordyce all over the base and underside of my dick. I'm no sex god, but i do ok with the ladies and not one has ever got weird about it. I don't think any have even noticed.
>>707908830
Gloves. Do it alone. Dont hurt anyone. Do itin the daytime. Conceal your identity in some fashion. Dont use your own car. Get cash gold jewelry. Electronics arent worth the weight. Steal from drug dealers.
>>707903404
Femanon or Faggot?
>>707909405
Anything else?
Rubber gloves, or?
Thinking I don't want to break in, but perhaps someone leaves their keys in a hidden spot outside.
>Do I spy and see if someone leaves their keys outside?
>Do I go from house to house looking in common places to see if there are keys there?
>>707908168
What did your mom say about it?
>>707900912
I post my ex's pics regularly, If any of my friend's would find out it would be a shitstorm.
I used to (money problems now) fuck whores when I had loose money.
I sucked a guy's dick in a threesome, moslty just to fuck his gf's feet (pick related) but I also enjoyed sucking him.
>>707900912
Is that D. Va?
>>707906483
dude its fine, its natural brah. most people get it. i have it.
I'm liable to go full supervillain. Put on a costume and give my self some superpowers to rule the world with an iron fist of death . And i want to be a 700 lb fatass with huge man boobs
>>707900912
1. story
>be me 7
>be a massive faggot
>steal stuff from factories
>find puppies
>take one and climb with it on a building
>throw it of the building to its death
>end
2. story
>be me 10 still a massive faggot
>go around with a retardet cousin
>make a bet and lose it
>get matches and throw them into a paper trashcontainer
>wait 2 min. and look if it burns
>get bored and go to his house
>1 houer later go home with parents
>see firefigtertrucks parking right there where we started the fire
>end
3. story
>be me 14 liveing with hot aunt during the summer break
>be alone at home
>take her panties and fap with them while haveing her bra on
>end
>>707909668
Typically you scout a house to determine if its worth it or not. Then wait for a chance
>>707900912
I have secret aspergers.
My best friend knows about it because I told him once while drunk. For a few months he was a bit weird about it. He started talking to people with aspergers on forums and chats to learn about it. I think he learned too much though and closed that door. Some aspies are batshit crazy and/or of retard level intelligence. I'm of average intelligence and I keep most of the weird shit in my head. My older sister and my brother in law also know, but they are dipshit uberchristians that think mental illness is mostly bullshit and you can just yell at it till it goes away. I feel sorry for their kids. I'm pretty sure 2 out of the 4 are somewhere on the autism scale.
>>707907526
A girlfriend just told me she got raped. What should I do? Any advice?
>>707909840
>find puppies
>take one and climb with it on a building
>throw it of the building to its death
You really disgusted me there. The other 2 stories are fine, but the first one... what's wrong with you?
>>707910026
Give her emotional support and care for her
>>707907997
Stop victim blaming yourself...if your brother raped you you have EVERY reason to speak up about it..I've been there and I'm sorry you're going through that.
>>707909943
What about the keys thing?
I am not going to "break" in, period.
Someone is bound to have their keys left somewhere "hidden" outside (doormat etc).
Do I look in common key hiding places of all houses till I find one?
Or do I spy to see WHICH house owners leave their keys outside?
>>707910091
I could never do that. I shot birds with a bb gun when I was a kid, but once I had to finish one off. Now I can't kill anything unless I'm gonna eat it.
>>707907526
Fuck'Em. Pull the rip cord and blow them all to Hell. Especially your brother for making you feel the way you do.
I have as of now 924 pics of girls from the local high school that I fap to on the regular, and 400 creepshots of them that I fap to as well, no nudes of course.
I have only eaten one meal a day for half a week... and barely that.
I'm like 290 pounds, and probably going to be dropping weight.
My depression and social anxiety are at the "your mind keeps reminding you how easy it is to die or delete all contact from social groups"
I have run away from social groups a lot, and am rapidly burning bridges...
but if anyone found out i've lost all will to eat and have considered suicide, shit would be over.
I want to be better, but I can't.
>>707910091
bulgaria my friend...
>>707909729
She was shocked, heartbroken and found it hard to believe. Worst day of my live, the feeling was horrific.
>>707910590
i feel you man. I'm only a little bit lighter than you. I just can't fucking commit.
>>707910303
Rob a drug dealer. Do it alone. Break in if you have to. They cant call the police cause theyre criminals. Just dont get your head blown off.
>>707909668
Kys are always in the same few dumb places. The stupid fake rock in the tlower bed right by the front door is the first place. Next is under the mat or potted plant. Other than that they are in the BBQ grill, on the ledge above the door, or on top of the shutter closest to the door. People always have to let me in to their houses over the phone and rarely do they tell me where the key is before I've already found it...
>>707910815
I live in rural Norway.
There are none. Legit, none.
>inb4 faggot doesnt know where they are.
There. Are. None.
Closest I'll get is some chinks selling alcohol&tobacco to minors.
>>707908317
Comment? Anyone? Shameless self bump
>>707910231
Thx but how? I mean I can't say:... <-- that's the point I am speechless. And the pictures on /b are sometimes showing some rape scene and if it that horrible... I still can't believe what she had to go through. She told me that she had to take painkillers.
Sniff housemates panties, oh, both past and present actually, i've done it to most ladies i've lived with.
Broke into a bunch of friends and housemates computers and stole porn they kept of themselves.
Cloned peoples phones to get data on them.
Keep a list of everyone i see's passcodes they type to unlock their phone,
Unlock their phones when i get the chance and look for porn to send to myself.
Had a hidden camera setup in my room when i fucked a girlfriend of mine who wouldn't let me take photos during sex.
Trying to think of and find a location to put the camera in my current housemates room because i really just want to see her naked. (she has her own bathroom)
Masturbated in every room of every house i've lived in since i started Masturbating.
In one house, housemate went away for a weekend took the sheet off her pillow, came all over it,
Put the sheet back one,
Smirked every night as she rubbed her face into my semen.
>>707900912
im addicted to porn. to the point of really dirty stuff. there is no higher to what i fap too.
>>707910590
350 here.. and my teeth are beyond fucked up and no insurance/too expensive to fix them.. I pretty much don't have any more friends. not suicidal at all.. I was fat and got skinny for a while a ways back.. just gotta do it again.. and get dentures or some shit.
>>707910519
I love highschool girls. Are you a teacher or what?
>>707908742
I keep a secret extensive stash of pis and vids of my step daughter I have wanted to fuck now for a couple of years. I got them off her phone, tons of nudes and masturbation vids. I can be jacking off for 2 hours trying to find something to get me off, but when I open that folder of her I bust a nut in less then 2 minutes. My heavenly secret.
>>707910763
Do you think she really believed you when you denied it all?
>>707911102
You are really lucky to live in such a wonderful place my friend. You are living my dream.
>>707900912
I had a kid with some bitch. She put it up for adoption cuz she was too stupid to get an abortion.
I have like 2 garbage bags of panties of girls i fucked.
>>707910091
why are you here
>>707905352
Ayy I grew up in Vestavia outside B'ham.
>>707907091
I've gotten to this part, but I find the prospect of never finding a valuable mate equally despressing.
>>707911258
Not really a teacher, more of an assistant
>>707911361
>I had a kid with some bitch. She put it up for adoption cuz she was too stupid to get an abortion
woah, that is almost worse than marrying a yugioh player
>>707911709
are you a tard wrangler? or like one of those second teachers that help with big classes?
>>707909738
more?
that filename.. wheres 1-8
>>707911429
Because i was here long before you fgot
>>707911929
I help in larger classes
>>707900912
>My secret is that I commit arson and burnt down a house in the forest.
As a kid we burnt shit down all the time, it is what kids do.
Once you are a teen you stop burning things and start stealing things... Well OK occasionally they burn things that can't steal.
>>707910519
should post these so we can see them
i love yoga pants creep shots
>>707908317
You don't have a F40PH
I've spent time on redditt :(
>>707908317
I'm a stay at home dad in GA and I've given up alcohol and cigs, but I want some weed bad. Wife told me I need to find some cuz I have been bitchy.
>>707911487
Fuck you I live in gulf shores fag
>>707912118
>>707912171
yes, start a new thread
That's why I love/b. You can be completely honest and if you are lucky someone can give you advice or use /b simply to talk about oust stuff
>>707908742
KEK
>>707911102
You really are a new type of massive faggot I didn't believe existed
>>707912461
>>707912419
Starting a thread is too much work, need sleep
>>707912682
sleep is for the weak
>>707912682
Ever come close to fucking one of those?
i fapped to cp multiple times, also another secret is I really want to get this https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-cm-realistic-sex-dolls-big-ass-sex-toy-foot-fetish-toys-rubber-adult-male-sex/32723048731.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.8.iaOn7W&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10065_10068_10055_10067_10054_10069_10059_10058_418_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=5aa0ae17-070e-4c91-a1ae-5e6e0a64e6bf
>>707908317
Stop cheating on your wife for one, you piece of shit. I cheated on my live in gf of 4 years, that shit is guilt-inducing enough but your wife? No wonder you feel empty.
I have cheated on my wife with 4 different women. The most recent has been going on for 2 plus years, and the sex is just insanely hot. On 9/11 we were hanging out drinking in a parking lot, and we walked to the bushes so I could pee. She said, "we could totally fuck back here," and then found a little maintenance shed and we went inside. She immediately started sucking my dick, and once it was wet enough I bent her over, grabbed a handful of her hair, and started fucking her as hard as I could. Then I just had this overwhelming urge to taste her pussy so I pulled out and just buried my face and ate her out from the back (my fav), then lifted her up on whatever barrels were in the shed, fucked her a little while on her back, then back to how we started until I came inside her. She scooped whatever cum she could and just flicked it on the ground. Unreal. I still fuck my wife about once per week but it's the usual planned shit, and just not exciting in the least.
>>707907997
It doesn't matter if you ruin his life. He Clearly didn't mind fucking up your head space.
>>707912384
Is living there pretty cool?
>>707912845
cool
>>707910519
760 zip code?
>>707912776
Not really, because they could be 13, and while I have fapped to stuff like that, I wouldn't do it myself
>>707913140
No, Chicago
>>707913041
Yea except winter. You get old people during winter, rest of the year is hit bitches
my secret is I work at a shelter for women at risk, and after spending a three years doing this, I really fucking hate 90 percent of the clients.
these whores even when though are crack heads still act like queen bitches. they are used to people jumping to help them and serve them.
they spend their entire pathetic lives and know they are going to die and abandon their kids, steal from their parents.
A lot of them get savior complex and have crushes on me, and every now and then if I can get away with it, and the bitch is still attractive and disease free I will convince her to sleep with me and my boy friend, I have done this twice.
>>707912903
>I cheated on my live in gf of 4 years
>Stop cheating on your wife for one, you piece of shit
Kettle, meet Pot.
>>707913218
but the way 13 year olds dress and look nowadays, would you really feel bad doing so?
>>707905706
Jordan Coover?
>>707913303
yeesh
>>707913460
Oh definitely not, I'd love to bang a few of them, but I'd like to keep the job
>>707913655
those are all clients, but not current ones
>>707913672
anyone of them ever tried to pull anything on you? or at least seemed interested in you in any way?
>>707913804
Who is that on the right
>>707912310
I used to be a 9fag. It was a funny place at one point.
I beat the shit out of drug dealers. I make friends with druggies, smoke a little weed with them to make them think I'm chill and fine with petty crime, tell them I'm not willing to go with harder drugs, get to know their group and dealers, and then plan my attack.
After I obtain enough information about them, their common routines, where they hang out around the most, what weapons they might carry, I plan my attack.
Sometimes I just go to their spot in baggy clothes and a mask, beat them and steal their drugs, throw out clothes and drugs.
Sometimes I find a way into their home, give them a good hit to the temple with my weapon of choice, gag them, beat them, and then trash their home.
I always do this out of my home state.
I work, usually through temp agencies, until I've saved up enough money for more than a month of the bare minimum necessities, and then I move out for usually at least 2 weeks to set up an operation.
To save money I ride a bike and take buses to get around when not operating, I buy drug addict's food stamps (they can manage, they go to soup kitchens and places that give free cereal if they get hungry and can't hustle money out of strangers for fast food), and eat beans and rice with some vegetables every day. I drink sink water, steal toilet paper and paper towels from grocery store restrooms, don't use body wash, don't have cable and don't have a television, and generally don't indulge like normal people do.
My life is my anti drug dealer operations.
I don't just do this for the justice, or my personal form of justice, I do it because it's the most engaging and euphoric thing I've ever dedicated myself to. This goes beyond having fun.
>>707911174
tell what u masturbate to, fam
>>707911796
You got your standards right
>>707913916
as I said she is a client
>>707900912
I fucked my cousin(as adults). Pussy was awful. Also fucked my buddy's baby momma in the ass-she is a land whale but I was trapped. I was drunk at his house trying to sober up sitting on couch. She came out to living room, sat on couch w me, then laid her head on my lap. I got a boner, she sucked and swallowed. Then she blackmailed me into fucking her fat ass. Not proud at all..
>>707914318
Well fuck me I really meant what is her name fucker
>>707913883
Nah they're mostly too busy fucking other students>>707913883
>>707914233
nothing big but after being on here for a while i worry that one day im gonna find my pics posted in an "exes nudes" thread
>>707914575
lorna bruce
>>707914318
Also what state bitch is hot>>707914316
>>707914233
post story
>>707914233
yeah you're full of shit. good storytelling though, its an interesting hook.
>>707912121
Some people never grow out of the Burning. Some chick I know got blackout drunk, was hallucinating (thought she was dreaming) and set a bush on fire that was butted up against a house. From what I was told, it was quite the blaze before she realized she was awake and hightailed it out of there. She hasn't touched a drink since, but I guess her getting drunk and starting fires was a regular occurrence.
>>707914657
Not cool dude. Stop posting names
>>707914643
Tits or gtfo
>>707910303
ok, don't go rooting around in front of some unknowns house. Someone will see you and remember your face.
if you don't know whats in the house you are risking alot for very little. This isn't the movies - you can't just take some hot shit down to "The Docks" and sell it to a fence that's always standing there.
Unless its metals that you know how to melt down you will get caught even if you are clean otherwise.
>>707908830
Poor nigger.
>>707915508
As pale as can be, friendo. Poor student who's heater broke, that's all.
>faggot
>>707914233
>new guy asks too many questions
>is trying too hard to appear trustworthy
>dealers get robbed
>implying you're not the prime suspect
Unless you're only robbing small time brickweed dealers, you're going to get tortured to death.
Well in 9th grade I pull the fire alarm and blamed this senior girl. She got paneled and didn't graduate. Never knew I blamed her
>>707915670
Top kek file name
I'm a male nurse... And I killed someone once...
I may be responsible for my uncles death. I tried to mess with him by putting playdoh on his dentures and he choked and died on them. He is blind. It got blamed on my nephew who was like 2
>>707905569
heard this a lot, never got it
>>707916050
What a faggot move
>>707916206
I prefer staying organized.
One time I paid a homeless man 5 dollars to steal a case of beer for me. He was either mentally ill or mentally retarded, but when he got back and gave me the beer I only gave him 4 bucks. He ran away so fast he didn't notice that I shorted him.
>>707905706
This m8
>>707900912
I had a 15 years old girlfriend when I was 25 years old. I was her first one, then dumped her.
I had sex with my sister's babysitter (She was 14 years old).
This old lady had a 13 years old girl that took care of her. I had sex with her. I was also her first.
>>707907526
dude, who cares? Let it rip, fuck them.
>no seriously, fuck that shit. You need to tell them and the police.
>>707900912
I stalked the shit out of a hot teacher.
>Dozens of obscene phone calls
>Drove by her house many times
>Trick or treated her house just to see her
>Followed her in her car
She didn't deserve it. I was just a social anxiety case who couldn't relate to a woman sexually except via anonymous phone call.
Feel guilty, but so glad I didn't get caught doing it.
I raped my prom date. Not date rape, just held her down in the back of my car. She was tiny. 4'8, I'm 6'4 and at the time played a lot of basketball. She never told anyone, to this day I live on the same street as her, and she's terrified of me.
>>707900912
I have a massive collection of amateur beastiality porn.
>>707908742
kill yourself. that never fucking happened
I got a slow girl to blow me by letting her think that I was interested in a relationship with her.
>>707917238
dude, what would have happened if she called up her local attorney at law?
The day before graduation I took a motorcycle helmet I found in the abandoned locker room. I got home and tossed it into the garage before heading into work. Well at work I got a call from my mom saying the police came by the house and found the helmet.
Apparently the owner of the helmet was a kid who thought I was bullying him( I was kind of a dick to a lot of people) and was looking to press charges since he rode home without a helmet. I left work and picked up my crying mother who between sobs was cussing me out. I at her behest grab a box of donuts from the store before going over to the kid's house.
I went in alone and talked to the kid's dad about the helmet and gave him the donuts. Though the dad was pissed he said he wouldn't press charges since if he did I would get suspended and not graduate which would nullify the scholarship I had lined up with a college. He said that he'd spoken with my mom on the phone and it sounded like I was a good guy. I thanked the man and left.
At graduation the next day I was really paranoid that I would run into that kid but since I didn't know him I wasn't sure what he looked like. Sure enough no one came up to me at the ceremony or at the senior party. Going through yearbooks I still have no idea who that kid was.
My mom and I agreed to never talk about it and to this day I still have no idea who that kid was and an still grateful to his dad for giving me a pass like he did.
>>707917549
>makes johnny cash meme
>not johnny cash
>based off of a song
idk, you tell me if it happened
Fed my mom my cum
knew what time she gets home from work, so occasionally I'd prepare a shake for her
> 1 cup skim milk
> 1 scoop vanilla protein powder
> blueberries
> ice cubes
> 1 tbsp baby batter
I'd watch her drink it then have to go fap again.
She wants grandkids, but has no idea she has drunk about a pint of them!
>>707917703
>I'm a sheltered, boring faggot that's done anything interesting
No Greentext?
>Back to Pleddit
>>707917700
Didn't care. Didn't even think about it honestly. She was just someone I wanted to fuck, and refused to indulge me. It wasn't even difficult. She was so unbelievably weak... Consequently, I do still get hard when I notice her seeing me and panicking.
>>707905706
This. Though one of my gf found my stash once and did some damage to my overall collection. Fucking cunt. Deleted my favorites. It's barely worth owning anymore, but I keep it for the memories.
>>707918049
>>I'm a sheltered, boring faggot that's done anything interesting
I'm guessing that that's the closest call he's had to having his life ruined, not the worst thing he's ever done.
>>707918163
You're a disgusting piece of human trash.
>>707914233
Its cute, this is obviously what you imagine your life to be outside the basement
>>707917935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRxH__fweDA
>well here we go be me 20 yrs ago
>salesman for company x
>get drunk at bar walking distance from motel
>walking through construction area between motel and bar
>see middle aged man molesting small boy. Boy sucking his dick
>WTF man pulls up pants
>both look confused boy doesn't speak English
>give boy my change and tell him to run
> boy runs I confront molester
> he tells me "You should try it you would like it anon"
>molester is 50+ fag and trying to alpha me
>be me 6'2" 200 plus
>we argue he is mad I am mad as fuck
>molester comes at me I want to hurt him
> charges me we argue I pick up rebar chunk in rage and hit him in head
>falls down and shit running out of ear
>not brains but pink bubbles
>panic push him down in construction hole
>push sand pile on him
Cont?
I've actually told a few people about this.
I love female attention. I don't enjoy sex or relationships that much, but i frequently flirt with girls a lot until somewhere between realising theyre interested, to the point where we're nearly dating, depending on how I feel.
I particularly like girls who are supposed to have high competition, especially girlfriends. Fucking a guys gf and/or straining their relationship is a turn on for me. I enjoy low key flirting with girls around their boyfriends just to fuck with the guys sense of security.
>We are all anonymous and nobody will get caught.
>You are all being tracked, not just by IP, but by digital profiles that
1) record everything you write
2) create a profile that includes your writing style, word choice, common misspellings
3) This profile is automatically cross referenced to other connections from your IP address ( email / fb / ig / etc )
4) from this identity can be discerned well enough that it can be used in court to prosecute you
wish I was joking fags. this is why 4chan is closing down btw. moot was being supported by a corporation with government ties doing further tests on ALIAS software ( look it up ). It is part of an anti-crime / anti-terrorism project. With the advent of "anonymous" online communication, it became necessary to identify people simply by their writing style. So 4chan was one of several testing grounds for this technology.
ALIAS software has been used successfully in court cases, but they needed to test it in the wild.
This is one of several reasons you have NEVER been allowed to donate money to 4chan. Isn't that weird? I mean what forum DOESNT take donations? Answer: one run by a government agency, or a coporation.
This is also why you have been seeing the same J-list ad on /b/ since 2008.
Anyway, that is my little secret. hope you enjoyed it.
>>707907997
firstly this >>707913012
Also you didn't fuck up the family your brother did you dummy. How the fuck is it your fault he raped you? Fuck man, only a retarded family would disown their son who was raped instead of the brother. Damn.
Sort out your own fucking head, get therapy and fuck your family if they do disown you.
>>707917238
Wow, youre a piece of shit
I got married while I was drinking heavily, and now that I'm sober I'm slowly realizing that I have little to no real emotions for my wife. We're best friends, but it doesn't go further than that for me. It's killing me honestly. I don't want a divorce because we have a nice house and make write a bit of money together, but the longer I stay the less those things seem to mean, and I've never even been the romantic type. I miss having feelings. Also we have four dogs and I don't want to split them up.
>>707918567
hey, i haven't incriminated myself... yet.
>>707913289
I'm curious to know what school, but I know you can't share that.
One of the shop teachers at my school got caught taking upskirts, but I never found out if it involved students or if it was somewhere else.
That was like 6 years ago.
>>707913289
>>707913289
I'm curious to know what school, but I know you can't share that.
One of the shop teachers at my school got caught taking upskirts, but I never found out if it involved students or if it was somewhere else.
That was like 6 years ago.
>>707918639
>>707918346
That's not YOUR secret, /b/rohams.
>>707917238
You're a really disgusting person
>>707902370
> fucked another guy at age 11
Greentext pls
>>707911271
Post a couple?
>>707918944
^^^
>>707918959
>707918959 â–¶
>>>707911271
^^^ as well
>>707900912
I have masturbated to CP before and I only felt bad about it because I knew I could get in trouble for it and not because I thought it was wrong
>>707918311
You are spot on man
also nice dubs
My friends and I killed a bunny. Not many people know about this. Never greentexted before but I'll give it a shot:
>be me, 16
>be at summer camp
>friends and I throwing around frisbee
>friend throws frisbee over my head
>other friend walks down rocky hill to retrieve frisbee
the hill being rocky comes into play later
>friend walks back up hill with frisbee
>something jumps out of grass about 1 ft into air
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>realize it is small bunny, probably a couple months old
>no bigger than ur foot
>go ahead, check ur foot for reference
>bunny continues to flail about and flip in air
>we all laugh
>"it must have rabies or something"
>realize it is bleeding out of face
>no more laughing
>friend realizes he must have stepped on it while walking up hill
>bunny stops flailing, but still obviously breathing
>we look at each other and all think the same thing
>we gotta put it down
>friend grabs rock
>big rock
>small boulder
>lifts boulder above head
>stands over bunny
>squish.jpeg
>but wait
>friend missed head, crushed bunny's hips and hind legs
>mfw
>friend shaken by what he has done
>more like what he has failed to do
>he walks away from the scene and sits down
>face in hands
>I pick up boulder
>actually finish the job, crushing head
>friends and I bury bunny
>walk a long way to find flowers
>put them on grave
>say a few words
>I still think about it sometimes
My cousin died so I managed to go in his room and take all the money he had.
>>707918850
not the poster but since when did rape become such a terrible crime?
>>707900912
My buddy's daughter leaves her panties in the bathroom after washing up. I always make sure to go in after her and wear her panties on my face so I can smell her pussy while I jerk off (It smells great btw). I also like to suck on her panties so I can get a good taste of her juices (she tastes okay) as I'm cumming. I've done the same thing with my hot cousin's panties and even my niece's. I have a serious oral fixation and love eating pussy, so It's as satisfying for me as sex. Nothing like the fresh smell of a clean pussy or the taste of a girl's juices.
>don't worry FBI they're all 18 years old and none of this actually happened. I just like making up stories.
>>707910026
Depends on your ages and lifestyle. If you are a true harass you press her for info about him. For science of course..
>when I was 16 my gf at time confessed her uncle had molested her(she was my first love)
>IRL he was beat terribly and had jaw wired shut for 3 months
>Few know what happened, and he was lucky to survive
In hindsight it wasn't the best idea but loyalty and respect meant something back then.
>I wasn't involved
ive been fuck buddys and impregnated my cousin since she was 14, i was 18,
now shes 18 and im 21 and we still fuck sometimes whenever she comes over to visit. best sex ive ever had and i still fap to her jb pics like everyday
I tell myself that I am straight but I love gay porn.
>Became a secret gay after watching gay porn for the first time.
Still a virgin. Hate feminine bottoms, need a masculine guy to sit on my dick.
I like the idea of frotting, docking and mutual masturbation.
>>707910303
>Sliding glass doors
I will just leave that here..
>>707919280
need pics faggot
>>707900912
This wouldn't really ruin my life but I thought it would be interesting to share
>be me
>be five
>in hospital with asthma
>Fat Indian Woman Dr I have been seeing for a little while comes to my room
>she flops my balls around for 15 minutes
>tv wasn't on or anything it was just silence
>when she's done my parents were so confused
>tfw never went to that Doctor again
>>707919280
let's see the pics. let's all fap to them.
>>707919160
since always, dickless
>>707905706
What was your technique of filming sister in shower? My sister in law has massive fake tits and is coming to stay with us soon.
Tips?
>>707914233
You sound like an idiot tbh.
I'm an atheist and would get disowned if I told my parents.
>>707919280
we have a kid now. but noone knows the father. i have pics. Pics of her when she is "18"
>>707918460
Same. I fucking love the attention and making other guys jealous
>>707917238
Really hope this is one of those "only a fool..." ones and not real. Otherwise I really hope you get your comeuppance very soon faggot.
I support trump
I'm having a late term abortion on monday because theres a 90% chance that my baby will be born with a mental defect. My husband and I don't want a child with special needs. We're just going to tell everyone that I had a miscarriage
>>707918692
Start making plans, dogs dont live forever, avoid making new commitments like getting more dogs or having kids, one day when the time is right, step away. In the meantime get friends she doesnt know.
>>707908830
Case the place learn the schedule of the people in the area. Get a snap gun to open the locks and note any cameras in the area. Take only what you can carry on foot and have your car parked near by in a public area. Walk dont run away after you get the stuff. The idea is not to draw attention. I do it twice a week most times people dont even know I robbed them.
>>707919779
You good anon
>>707918734
>>707918734
its ok, the goal isn't to prosecute people - just to test out and finetune the software. the goal is to be able to read a threatening post ( say blowing up a school ) and be able to narrow down the possible poster via software.
I expect it would also be used for blackmail and other political purposes, but that is just a guess. I have no idea who bankrolled the program - just that it is a company with defense contracts, and is working for a government agency. Wish I knew more.
If you research backwards, you will see that 4chan in its infancy had 2 major problems: 1) hosting 2) money
4chan was routinely gettting kicked off of ISPs for Cp and shit. ISPs have no patience for that shit. Additionally, bandwith costs were ugly. Moot used to get doantions back in those days.
ok, so after they had gotten kicked off their latest ISP, it pretty much looked like 4chan was done. Then suddenly, there was a new host, and no mention of money problems for years. 4chan couldn't go 6 months without getting booted from its ISP, now suddenly everything was fine.
It was clear very quickly that someone was different - but no one really cared. the boards were up, and there was just the usual forum/mod drama associated with every online space.
a fake advertising program was put in place. I attempted for several years to place ads on 4chan, and never received a single contact back. There was absolutely no interest in taking my money. weird, huh>? I worked for a pretty large media buy agency., and thought that 4chan was a great way to market certain of our edgier products. yeah. wouldn't even take my calls.
>>707917238
you should know you are a piece of shit
>>707918692
jesus christ get out before you have kids
>>707907526
Fuck him he's a cunt and if they would disown you they ain't your family. Baseball bat the cunts knees, tell the family what he did, move to a beach and relax. Sorted.
>>707905238
>outran a cop
>for speeding
>tired of my insurance going up for speeding
>speeding
Do you see what you're doing... if you're sick of insurance going up from speeding tickets! Then don't fucking speed. Go the limit.
>>707904597
>15$ for 6 hours
that lil nigga better be puttin out
>>707919472
>>>707919280
fucking keeked
>>707919237
Actually she told me who it was. But I don't want to go to the police for a crime I am not part of and its 2 years ago
>>707908479
Hehe my man
>>707919160
you wouldn't be saying that if it was you getting raped, fucking piece of shit
I microwaved a cat when I was a little young fag.
>>707917238
I really hope karma gets you
>>707909551
faggot.
>>707920121
no fuck you, fuck roads and fuck travelling with restraint, I'm an expert driver and should get to travel at 80
>>707920322
You're a sick fuck who deserves to be microwaved
>>707920248
>>707920248
I had that happen to me in college twice. I was never sure what to do or say.
This is what I would say now:
"Oh my god that is horrible. I'm sorry you went through that. Is there anything I can do?"
"That is terrible - how did you deal with that horrible experience?" ( girls love to fucking talk )
mostly people just want to talk about it, you know?
>>707917238
Basketball Americans being themselves, can't say I'm the least bit surprised.
>>707920382
>m an expert driver and should get to travel at 80
no, you shouldn't.
>>707900912
I fingered my 7 year old cousin and when I was 18
Also left big nails under every fucking car tire in some neighbor head late at night. Probably blew at least 10
>>707920382
Fuck you're insurance. Fuck your license. Fuck you!
>>707920441
To be honest I was playing with my cousin and we thought the cat would get an electrical shock at most (we were 5)... Guess we were wrong.
anyone else ever been hot desked?
2300 times for me
>>707917238
>>707917238
uh isn't that date rape? you... raped.. your date?
>>707920544
my foot disagrees
>>707918451
> afraid as fuck blood all over
>go back to motel room up all night
>this is 20 yrs ago so not much for cell phones or internet
>go back to hometown and watch news
>nothing was in area that rains all the time
>again 20 years ago no internet so I am at every library looking to see a missing man story in every newspaper
>fast forward 20 years he is listed missing
>everyone says he had depression and think he ran away
>thank god he will never molest any other kids
>>707920595
That is still really fucking awful
>>707917514
fucking normie
>>707920010
What other site would you recommend?
I had non-consensual sex with a toaster that my mother bought for out 5th anniversary.
I wanted to feel like the bread.
>>707920623
>she picked up a rock, threw it at his car, hit him in the head now hes got a big scar
>>707917238
"I didn't rape her it was just a prank bro~"
>>707918639
>>707918850
>>707919779
>>707920042
>>707920358
all these white knight faggots
Iliza is best za
>>707918451
this discrimination against gay people is so disgusting I hope you know there is no statue of limitations against hate crimes
>>707920864
ikr
>>707919960
Yeah I think that but part of me believes I'd just be miserable alone or with someone else too. And as far as friends go, that's laughable. My partying days forced everyone to cut their ties with me and I have zero friends. Making new ones is pretty much out of the question. I'm lucky enough to get along with a single co-worker. I tend to day dream about suicide. Always been a fan of the Smith and Wesson retirement plan, but it seems like it'll be sooner than I'd originally thought
Lived across from a really crazy old lady whose son had alot of trouble with the law. One day during winter me and two of my friends were walking around the neighborhood and in a snowbank outside her house I found a women's purse. We went back to my place and opened to find it was hers it had a bunch of credit cards, couple of IDs of the woman and her son with a different names on each, bank slips, and after we counted around $6,000 in cash as well as some weird membership cards to clubs and shit.
We decided to split the money and bury everything except for the cash by a creek in the woods. After burying the evidence we drove around breaking the money into smaller bills(they started out all hundreds). He split up and agreed to keep it between us especially since one of my friend's dad was a cop.
I bought a car with my share of the money and got a girlfriend. A week later I heard from my parents at dinner that the old lady across the street had been killed by her son then he committed suicide afterwards.
>>707920808
this one is fine - as long as you understand that you aren't in any way anonymous and act accordingly.
>>707900912
I smoke marijuana. My job would fire me and my parents would kick me out of the house immediately. With almost no money to my name, my life would be ruined.
>>707907967
how old is he now?
Was at a house party with best friend and his girlfriend. They had been together for years and had talked marriages many times. He is a good guy and worships her.
Everyone got wasted and near end of night he knew he drank too much and would likely pass out soon. He asked me to help keep an eye on his girl since there were many drunken young guys there and she is quite hot. I tell him I have his back, etc. He tells me that's why we are bros for life.
About 30 min later he passes out in a bedroom and I'm doing my due diligence as several guys try to hit on her. I am a fitfag so I get those betas the fuck off. Girl is wide awake and we start talking in now empty basement of house.
Next thing I know my hand is on her leg, she's rubbing my shoulder. There are a few "we shouldn't do this's" said and then the make out starts. We end up in a guest bedroom, lock the door and go at it.
I fuck her without a condom and bust inside her. as soon as we finish the combo of alcohol and guilt make me throw up in the adjacent bathroom. Girl is saying "ohfuckohfuckohfuck" over and over. I know for a fact she has never cheated on him before.
We promise to keep this silent forever and she finds him upstairs fast asleep and does so as well. I can't be in that room anymore and sleep on the basement couch.
Next morning we all drive home together which is awkward as fuck. I'm trying hard to act normal but girl is shaking. Best friend thinks she's just hung over. When we get to my house, he gets out and says thank you for watching out for her - so glad you're my best friend.
I go inside and throw up again and don't talk to anyone for two days. I still avoid hanging out with them together as much as possible. They are married now and I feel like a massive piece of shit just typing this.
>>707910519
dump them?
>>707920491
Thank you very much. I guess I go for now it's 5am in my country. I guess here an 4chan you can't really say cya because we're all just a random number :/ Hope you have a great day, you helped me a lot
>>707917238
>She was tiny. 4'8
was she dry, or did she get wet during? that uncontrollable wet pussy is such a turn on
>>707921266
sure thing man. good luck.
>>707900912
I stole pills from my grandma. It's not the worst thing in the world, but if my parents knew they'd probably send me to some In-patient drug rehab facility, which would totally throw off my life. Ruin it? I dunno, it could actually help.
I find guys on CL that are in town on business and hook up with them. Most of them married. Mostly just give them bjs. Some I'll actually have sex with.
>>707920864
Takes one to know one faggot
I've been in a relationship I've known since we were in the sixth grade we're both 26 years old now are engaged and have a child due next month she has two daughters who I step father but the f***** up s*** is I am having an affair with her lesbian cousin f*** like almost every other night we have even went as far as having a threesome with another man I have f***** him and her several times and ihookup three to four times a week with guys on Craigslist
>>707902962
sauce?
>>707920864
grow up
>>707921093
Stop smoking
>>707911102
Stop being a bitch. You can't scout without a vehicle, and I doubt you can get one not traceable. But here's what you do.
Scout!
Find a house with good cover in a middle class neighbor hood. A place that has valuables but no roaming guards or gates.
Learn!
Learn everything about that house, who goes in and out and when they do, if they have an alarm system, binoculars help, you might be able to even spot the code if you pay attention, but more than likely you'll need to cut the phone line/find another house.
Getting in!
Bumb keys are a personal favorite, or a lock pick gun. When you leave make sure to chuck a rock through the window, let them think it was some stupid kid that wanted some free stuff.
The job!
The best vehicle is a van, unless you want to snatchave a handful of goods. A truck works too. A truck full of gardening equipment or a plumbers van with a logo are generally ignored by neighbors.
Grab!
Grab any fucking thing you want. Be sure to think about it before hand though, what can you sell without it being traced? Cash is a must grab.
Move!
The average home invasion takes 5 minutes for a pro, give yourself 20, and another 5 to get the fuck out.
Leaving!
Do not peel out of the neighbor hood, do not park in the driveway, park on the curb or a street behind the house, what ever route you took in, take another out. Stay calm, you're probably excited, don't fuck it up now.
Anything I miss?
Ask questions
>>707921325
I did the same. stole from my dad's too ( back pain ) as well as my grandparents. if you have an opiate addiction - it is worth getting some help. It took mine a few years to really turn ugly, and by the time I was doing ok, I had lost about 10 years of my life.
>>707921341
pretty hot. seems like most guys in town just want to suck cock....
One time... I accidentally a coke bottle
>>707921325
Good attitude. Don't get started with that shit.
>>707917238
can you greentext the story and go into all the details anon. I must hear.
>>707921365
Why bother censoring yourself? Were all degenerates here unless there is something I'm missing.
>>707917514
When I first got dialup Internet when life was good and pure I found bruno beast all by accident and watched a 20 second clip load for 10 mins. Women fucked by horses and Bruno the nig helping out. It was my first porn video but luckily I found celebrity fakes on Kazaa better and I didn't turn into a fucking fur lover
>>707921365
modern marriage is fucked up. break off engagement. move on with your life.
Hillary grabbed my penis once
>>707921510
Yea I usually find first time guys that are curious. Mostly older married guys just wanting head from a guy. And once in a while some that want head and to fuck. Pretty easy where I love to find guys from out of town.
>>707918049
Yea he is definitely not cut out for this place
>>707921268
She got wet after a few rough thrusts, not circumcised so it kinda hurt pulling on the skin... But she lubed up nicely as the situation became real for her.
I went to some city to a sex shop to get a toy and this guy ask me if I ever been to the back. I ask what back there he told me it is peek show you can masturbate in there it only cost $5. I went and checked it out and a lot of guys was back there watch us wack off. Long story short one guy ask me if I would give him a blow job so I did then all the guy came over to me and I got gang bang hard. I was 18 then.
Thank god you don't know me.
I got one because someone started asking about how to steal
>b in highschool, with 2 other friends
>learn that elementary school wall is easy to climb to get to roof
>go hang on roof a few times
>theres an atrium with a tree we climb down
>doors into school from atrium are unlocked
>have good times hanging inside, getting drunk, finding a trap door to the pipe area under the floor
>one of us, drunk, has a great idea
>let's steal these brand new iMacs that are everywhere
>we each take one, 3 in total
>just walk out. no cameras, no cops, it's a quiet country town
>immediately feel guilty, wtf have we done
>stash comps in friends house, his dad finds them once and flips a shit but doesn't take them
>other friend ends up selling them on CL after wiping the drives, he keeps all the cash
>that's fine with me, i don't want to go near that shit
Fun times. I wish I could still fuck around like that, but when you're older the consequences are so much more dire. Now I get paranoia just thinking about being around the school property at night.
I am depressed lately but not willing to kill myself as it'd destroy my friends life and my families lives. I also am developing a eating disorder which is causing me to become weak. (Average calorie intake per day is around 300-400). All started when I was having heart pains (weak heart) after ripping a bowl and getting hammered. My friend stayed with me comforting me saying it'll be okay it'll be okay as I cried. The more I think of her the more I fall in love with her and the more I wish to express my feelings but I cant. I can't because I know if I do we won't be able to remain friends. I also fear I may become abusive towards her because thats how I am naturally which is another fear I have... I may ask her to come up and meet me somewhere and talk to her with a note saying how I feel... /End of story/secret whatever you want to call it.
>>707900912
I had a huge crush on a 15yo co-worker when I was 26. Never seen anyone cuter.
>>707921011
Guess I have to move to the darknet
>>707921595
Sorry I'm speaking into the microphone and it's sensors everything that I say but the crazy thing is I really love this woman I'm just not in love with her we have constantly been fighting with each other over different stuff and it's crazy because she actually suggested an open relationship except that she is not going to f*** another guy I know she's not she has no time I am the man of the house have the car and all and I secretly I have a collection of her sister's Facebook pictures that I jack off to she is so f****** hot when we visit her mother's house I often still her sisters my mom's panties and smell them and talk with them
Creepshot (upskirt-leggins) in high school
>>707920821
Noone got it, but I love you.
>>707900912
Nothing I've done comes close to comparing wit some of the shit on this thread but whatever I'll contribute.
>be me
>be 7
>have 6 year old friend, friend lives in kind of shitty home dad isn't around, mom just kind of lets him fuck around
>one night friend comes to house at like midnight and throws rocks at my window
>wtf no one actually does that
>go outside
>"Anon, let's go get some candy."
>"k"
>be goody two shoes in advanced programs and shit, just being up past 7 makes me metaphorically jizz in my pants
>go to his cousins house, apparently family is out of town for weekend
>smash window on door, open door.
>go inside, get some mother fucking candy from the kitchen
>go home
>eat candy
>cry because I think the police are coming for me
>>707922147
May or may not have been underage, may or may not still be doing it
>>707918633
are you retarded? its probably a girl that was raped. Gender was never clarified. Also stated that they were a cutter and most cutters are female.
>>707921873
nice. did she whine or cry, and did it turn into a moan?
