Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>707738359 >Claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>707738359
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
pay LOTS of attention to this post
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>>707751774
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Here
>>707751141 (Rikka)
I've been so busy with school that I haven't really had time to play much. I remember figuring out some Audioslave and Rage Against The Machine a few days ago, like Show Me How To Live and Bombtrack
Wew. Breakfast feels good.
>>707750903
feel you. show?
>>707752115
Are you fucking an omelet or something?
>>707751286
What kind of word?
im gonna play some games see you all aournd
>>707751369 (Rikka)
kek, yea that would be something all right
>>707750885(Yuuki)
Just playing some overwatch, really want that witch mercy skin. Going to grab some food soon and do some work on a paper. Hope the print works this time!
>>707752415
"Excuse me, but can you get your fat ass off my desk? There is a chair there."
>>707752223
do NOT feel karen
>>707752554
That Mercy skin looks so good. I wish you could just buy skins instead of purchasing crates and hoping you get one.
>>707752649
why not?
>>707752293
Nah. Using bacon to jerk it. You should try it sometime. The sliminess feels amazing.
>>707752649
Wew wew
>>707752764
It totally didn't get me to spend 15 bucks on crates hoping to get it. That'd be really stupid if it did.
>>707752586
cute girl butt on your desk can only be a positive
>>707752864
Enjoy your dick zits. I only use eggs to fap.
>>707751978
I wanna learn calm like a bomb!
>>707752425
I can already see it at E3 2026, remaster all the games and add him to a game that is dead
>>707752997
im jealous i cant draw like this
>>707753007
forgot pic
Playstation girl poster is back
![Syndra [340].png](https://i.imgur.com/TO8mM7w.png "Syndra [340].png")
>>707752997
>>707753085
I can't either but I know the secret: Practice
>>707752986
Yeah...I totally haven't spend money buying keys for crates in Rocket League either...
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>>707753094
Ooh yeah, that would be sick. You'd need lots of effects, but that's what I love about Morello as a player. He can make some crazy sounds with his equipment
>>707752997
Eggs only work if you scramble them. And yolk has a higher fat content percentage than bacon. I make sure to thoroughly clean my dick after.
>>707753285
i want to hump rory!
>>707753285
I usually just wrap my dick with sunny side up eggs and let the warm juices flow all over it.
Feels fucking great man. And when I cum it adds a unique flavor to my eggs. NotBad/10
These threads reek of virginity
>>707753409
Come on now
>>707753211
Sleep well
>>707753590
there he is, the best poster here.
how many girls have you fucked today my dude? i bet it's at least ten
>>707753785
>>707753666
>>707753483
>>707753883
Hiya dude! How's it hangin?
>>707753276
Screw the effects were goin in straight up amp only!
>>707753712
only if you post lewds
>>707753276
I really like the Ana skin too, but that one isn't three fucking thousand credits.
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>Illyasviel
>>707753857
who is this other karen poster?
im the real karen poster, i bet the other guy isn't even British
>>707754105
That's the idea. The real Karen poster isn't
>>707753987
Well, I'm not hanging, so it's going pretty good I'd say.
Watching some YouTube currently, how about you?
カラミチーマス
zip zop
>>707754175
wot?
>>707754105
>>707754341
Lurk more
>>707754062
Still bored?
>>707754198
Playing some shitty moba with some friends
I feel bad for you virgins
so.....
https://www.rabb.it/shino83
shall we?
mandatory cc claim
>>707754009
I really hate this new crate trend in games: CS:GO, Rocket League, LoL, Overwatch...though I don't mind Rocket League's because I love the game and the devs.
>>707753991
I wanna get a wah pedal for the sole purpose of playing Bulls On Parade
>>707754423
thats cancer yo
>>707754410
karen is property of B R I T A I N not whatever poopoo country you're from
>>707754273
How could ever even control all this damage? I think all your alpha male hormones might burst throught my screen and rape me at any point
I heard this was a karen thread
>>707754421
Fucking a pone plushie doesn't count anon.
>>707754555
It's actually a Tomoko and her hoes thread.
>>707754645
So a karen thread?
>>707754753
Did you just call you're waifu a ho?
Damn son.
K A R E N
>>707754520
po
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>>707754525
I don't mind you posting her friendo, just dropped in to say hello and congratulating you on picking best girl
>>707754410
My mom has told not to talk to strangers
>>707754490
Do eeeeeet!
>>707754843
karen isn't my waifu
>>707754585
I'll gladly time stamp a pic of me and my gf when I get home from work Bc I know you eternal virgins are gonna say this is fake because you don't know how to handle the sight of a human relationship, anyway this is what I'm fucking when I go home while y'all masturbate to Chinese cartoons
>>707754979
So you just have a plethora of named images of Karen and she isn't you're waifu.
K.
Are y'all saving your precious virginity for a cartoon character
>>707754984
>Chinese cartoons
>Reality
>posting your face on /b/
Fuck off normie. You aren't welcome here.
>>707754984
I'm not convinced anon
Could you post her adress, just so I could confirm.
Thanks in advance ^^
>>707755083
Yes
waifu
>>707755234
402 E. 2nd Street Belle Chasse Louisiana
I'm telling you this because I know you're a fat sperg who never leaves the house so nothing will happen
>>707755215
Being so insecure and ugly that you try to belittle someone for showing their face. Kek ugly kid who never made a social media account detected. And if you did, I bet your profile picture was an anime character
>>707754984
It's not fake u fucking loser. Having a gf isnt a big deal, jeez. Why do people brag about chicks & getting laid? Might aswell brag about drinking water, everyone who isnt autistic can do it.
>best fox claimu
>>707755489
Virginity: the post
>>707755083
It's his daughteru.
>>707754490
I'd be fine with overwatch's if it didn't give you duplicates, or at least gave you more credits for duplicates. Love psyonix, wish they hadn't stooped to crates but at least they're putting money from the crates to community and esports stuff
>>707755505
minun
>>707755453
Man, that sure must be one trusting girlfriend. Could you also post her credit card number and social security for me while at it?
Why not dox her anyway right? We are a bunch of virgins after all
Go ahead and damage control the fuck out out of every thing I say haha
>>707755573
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>>707755649
Then he is in the wrong thread.
>>707755813
Kek, threatening to hack someone with your totally secret and cool 4chan hacker skills huh kid? Go for it
>>707755819
Pick up that water bottle under that bed you subhuman piece of trash.
>>707755769
How many hours did you spend in google translator Sachi?
>>707755683
Yeah, I mean, they're definitely using the money for the communities benefit so I can't hate them for it, but I wish you could just buy the cosmetics, or auction them off on the steam market or something
>>707754948
I found a used wah pedal on eBay for $45, but I think it needs an AC adapter...
>>707756118
Dude your bedroom is probably littered with piss bottles so old the piss is a dark orange. I don't wanna hear anything about hygiene from a virgin who watches autistic cartoons. But just to indulge you, this is an old pic anyway I don't have the mustache
>>707756054
I'm not threatening to do anything to anyone anon. I'm politely asking for her information.
I don't know how to do all that cool hacker stuff anyway.
>>707755453
>Living in a glorified caravan
>Social media
>kek
>>707756273
What about that water bottle tho? I don't give a fuck about your pedostache. Pick. Up. The. Water. Bottle. Faggot.
>>707756142
10 hours
ur mine now
Oh boy a shitposter, how fun
At the very least i'll get a decent laugh
>>707755923
Hey, how goes it?
>>707756326
Dude you're so cringeworthy. Threatening to hack someone because you know you can't fight, you think that bothers me? I'll buy a new router for her if you fuck her Internet up, fucking pussy ass weaboo
>>707756624
Pretty good I guess. Not a lot happening today. Just messing with a pathetic autistic shit poster who has nothing better to do today than post with us.
You?
>>707756272
Love when games let you sell shit on the market. Making some money back from your purchase is really nice
>>707756390
>being so insecure you don't have social media
Kek
>living in your parents house so you criticize an 18 year old who already bought him and his gf a trailer to live in with is own $
Kek
>>707755649
That one isn't me, it's sachii copying my files and filenames.
>>707756679
This guys edgy as fuck guys. Look, he smokes and has a half goatee.
>>707756787
I'm eating some spaghetti, playing a bit of Warframe, and posting here
>claim
>>707756974
Sorry I don't have a full grown neckbeard and a vape
>>707756974
Pic was taken when I was like 16 you fat virgin
>>707756679
You kiss your girlfriend with that mouth young deniant?
>you know you can't fight
Fine, okay, if you insist that much, I'll fight your gf anon. I'm purchasing the tickets right now actually.
I know where she lives, after all
>>707757107
Burrito please leave
>>707756545
But you said i would be gay if i'd be yours
>>707757024
Spaghetti is good shit fam. Meat balls? Personally I'm not a fan of meat balls, but meaty sauce is amazing. Add some mushrooms and holy fuck 10/10.
I need to jump on Warframe again. I actually haven't played in like a week or two. I got Panthera and got so discouraged because holy fuck it sucks hard cock.
Hikou was better than Panthera. I'm actually kinda sad I didn't get Hikou Prime before it got vaulted. Concealed Explosions = Fucking Amazing.
>>707757231
Kareevee means boat in Greek
>>707757297
til
>>707757252
you already are
>>707756953
>>707757204
You kiss your cum stained anime body pillow with that mouth? Man it's gonna be funny for all the people in the airport to see a fat man baby waddle his way through the airport, smelling like shit, with a 5 foot long anime body pillow dragging behind him, claiming he's going fight somebody from Louisiana. Make sure they find a seat that can fit you, cringelord
>>707757231
Tripfag
>>707756679
Shave those pubes off your face, newfag.
Also your girlfriend mouth is so large, are you sure your black friend didn't have some nice time with her before?
>>707757486
Some pretty piss poor insults there, autist
>mfw this thread
>>707757592
You saying that is pretty ironic
Back to work, wagecuck
>>707757403
Oh Sachi when do you post your own waifu for more than 3 pics
>>707757620
>mfw when any of these dismal pits of autism threads
>He shitposts on a japanese imageboard
>>707757679
>insult someone for having a job
>sit in a dark bedroom all day masturbating to cartoons, using mommys credit card for all your needs
Top kek
>>707755813
that place is worth just over $200,000 buying price, thats just to own it.
ill buy it for $300,000 if you give us your phone number.
if we get the phone number i will turn up at 402 e. 2nd street belle chasse louisiana with cash and my manager in two weeks.
i just want to kick you out of your own "home".
ill sell the house to someone else for profit after some renovations
>>707757802
Why did you just describe what you do.
>>707756903
Every crate in CS:GO that I get IMMEDIATELY goes on the market.
>>707757417
refer to your own post which is in a similar vein here:
>>707757417
I'll see you when I get enough money for this trip, my intelectually challenged friend
>Making assumptions about people, based on their interests, on the internet makes you cool now
>>707757289
Spira Prime are better anyway, besides, They're the drills that will pierce the heavens
>>707757835
My mom is dead
>>707757681
I'm keeping her to myself
>>707757975
Autism: the post
>>707757986
Well then don't post with pics
>>707757927
Great research there my man. It's a double wide trailer with a blue roof. 200k? I'm crying. None of you virgin anime pussies are gonna show up, hack me, or do a damn thing about it. Mommy can't come down to the basement to listen to you cry either, so deal with it like a man and keep trying to damage control me
>>707757417
Yeah and my fat ass will make the levys break and you'll fucking get Katrina'd again, faglord
>>707758079
Just saying that my dead mom doesn't have a card
>>707758079
>he said with a posed look
>>707758137
but then I'm not contributing to the image limit
i'm gonna try to sleep. cya.
>>707757962
Hmm. I don't think Spira P is vaulted right?
Also the fire rate on Hikou P is what makes it attractive.
Higher Fire Rate = More Damage
>>707758241
Way to kill the banter by being autistic.
Nobody wanted to hear this shit, mate.
>>707758279
Then don't post
>>707757185
This isn't you're personal blog. Stop posting pictures of yourself and... Poleen is it?
>>707757927
Forgot to add
>my manager
>cash
>implying you have either of these things
Stop man my sides are killing me
ily Sachii
>>707758437
but then i have no where else to share my autism
>>707758466
Damn we cute
>>707758466
>basic bitches.jpg
>>707758373
Spira P has crit, it destroys Hikou for DPS
>>707758234
My dude, stop attention whoring
>>707757940
That reminds me that I have tons of cards to sell. I don't know why people buy them, but they do.
Damage control incoming
>>707758784
You can make them into badges and themes for your account. I have one for Day of Defeat if you look at my profile
>>707758742
Stop replying then, you fucking retard.
>>707758549
Then post something else
>>707758700
Oh shit I didn't even realize it had a 30% crit chance. These things can get into red crits easy as fuck.
I might be grinding for Spira P when I play again.
What do you think about Despair?
>>707758742
The guy said my crib was worth 200k, and that he will buy it, along with other fictional lies, that was just my rebuttal
Scruffy! There's anon and a cancerfag are having and autist stand off! Come sort this out!
>>707758506
i love you too
marry me?
>>707758903
like?
>>707758867
if I don't reply who's gonna point him out?
>>707758938
Yes, and posting your face.
>>707759006
Post michael jackson
>>707759085
I can't imagine being so ugly that I get triggered when someone has the confidence to show their face kek
>>707758867
>implying the same anon is replying.
>>707758234
i just want to kick you off the land, i will admit i did over state the price and was going to try and scam you.
you seem illiterate so i thought you may not read the documents.
>>707758502
i just got back to england from a tour round europe, you can choose to believe or disbelieve what i say.
its you who has something to lose here, not me.
>>707759186
He replied to his post, thus giving him more attention.
>>707759085
If you don't reply, you'll be making the thread a better place.
>>707759140
HI anon i watched that anime too and it was a really good one and it made me cry lots!
