Ask a guy who was almost lured into sex by a sissy/trap anything
pic semi related
and I officially hate St patties day now
well what the fuck happened brah
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>>674512289
>Be me at a dorm party about 2 hours ago
>Doing Jaeger bombs and fireball shots like theres no tomorrow
>Party ends up going across the street to college housing area
>Whole fucking block party going on
>WOOHOO
>Start to feel that need to black out
>Ok ok ok gotta sober up its still kinda early
>Force myself to throw up in the bathroom
>Sit on some random couch
>Then this little cutie sits up next to me
>"Too much to drink?"
>yeah I need to relax if I'm gonna keep going
>Gets on me and starts making out
>Alcohol can't control so I go into it
>Some of my buds are eye brow raising me but whatever I don't care
>Most of the people in the area are fucking drunk anyways
>Last thing I remember was some guy screaming "THIRSTY THURSDAY!!"
>Next thing I know I'm in my dorm room ontop of this girl trying to fuck her
>Proceed to go towards pantsu ready to go full balls deep
>Think I'm grabbing my own cock
>Where the fuck is your vag?
>"Huh?"
>Sliding pantsu and I don't see a vag
>Vison somewhat blurry
>Oh fuck MUST RESIST PASSING OUT
>End up pushing my penor into a wall of flesh
>Giggling
>Thats your vag wall I'm hitting right
>"hehe no silly! hold on"
>Now "it" Grabs me and tries to guide me elsewhere
>Wait so I wasn't grabbing myself...?
>"Get in me I'm dripping anyways"
>WAIT WAIT WAIT A MINUTE
>Beer goggles start to clear up
>HOLY SHIT!!!
>"WHAT!?!? WHATS WRONG BABE????"
>YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE!!!!!
>"What?!??!"
>GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!!
>It ends up pulling up her pantsu and runs out my room
>Look at phone 2 hours have passed by
Now I'm here talking to you guys. I'm scared /b/
>>674513475
that's sick you should've banged her.
>>674513475
what are you 12?
>>674513475
>>674513475
Livin the dream anon. That's pretty fuckin funny. Seriously though that sounds no worse than banging some super fat/fugly chick. At least you realized what was going on in time.
Laugh it off and live life.
>>674513795
I feel sick
>>674513908
20 to be exact
>>674513960
I should've just whooped its ass.
>>674513475
could at least let it suck your dick
>>674514152
The fucked part is I don't remember the last two hours so god knows what the fuck was going on between that moment guy yelled thirsty Thursday and when I was ontop of "it"
>>674514265
It may have happened..
>>674514520
did it look like pic related or actual guy face n shit
>>674514609
Not "It" looked like pic related I'm not even joking. Fucking terrified the shit out of me. But the voice did sound a little off.
>>674513475
should have chopped that faggot in half and litter dumpsters with the pieces of his corpse
>>674513475
>>674515210
Someone hasn't been on 4chan long enough, give it a few years and you'll regret not pounding that trap
>>674515406
>>674515406
>>674515230
>>674515562
>regret not pounding that trap
not everyone is a cock gobbler like you faggot
>>674515925
Shhhh it's ok bby, you'll see
>>674515230
>>674515230
Oh god I feel so bad for him. He was so uncomfortable getting into it too.
>>674511918
>St patties day
>patties day
>patties
You deserve whatever misfortune befalls you.
This, this is why I can't bring myself to get that black out drunk unless it's just at a party with people I know. Well, you probably got your dick sucked by a guy, you at the very least fondled/got fondled a dude and made out with one. The way I see it, you were drunk, and thought it was a woman, pulled back before anything actually happened, I mean yeah it sucks but it doesn't make you gay or anything. I'd just push that waaaay into the back of your mind and carry on. I guess my advice would be to drink significantly less at these types of parties, It's actually pretty fun to watch the drunks when your only tipsy, and then you can take the time to scope out some better... er, actually pussy next time. Worst I've done is a couple fat chicks OP, sorry for your loss.
>>674517553
KEKKK
>>674517553
Fuck off Mick
>>674517699
>Dubz checked
Yeah I'm never drinking that hard again
thread can 404 in peace now thanks guys.
um you guys realize sometimes girls have cocks right? rare birth thing. my gf has one, we still can fuck.
op you fucked up man
>>674515210
good evening
>>674518592
>>674518592
>>674513475
story made me hard breu
Trap here.
> A few years ago I go out to a bar
> Find a group of hot dudes at the irish bar
> Drunk one is hella hitting on me
> Keeps asking if I wanna get out of there
> Find out they are all U-2 pilots
> Take dude back to my place
> Tell him I am on my period and to not touch my pussy
> Have him fuck me in the ass
> He keeps trying to rub my pussy
> He finally puts two and two together
> He leaves and I give him a ride back to the bar
> TFW he realized he is a huge faggot just like OP
>>674511918
hey that's me minus the almost
>>674514520
oh no you might have raped lolololol
>>674519160
seriously, fuck you.
you are the reason your kind is hated. trick men into thinking they're fucking a woman and it's a mentally ill man in drag.
you're lucky they didn't take you out back, and finish the job you're too chicken shit to do yourself, cut your cock and balls off and leave you to bleed.
kill yourself.
>>674518592
I have bad news for you my friend, you don't have a gf
>>674519160
The guy was dumb for actually falling for that shit, but your still a piece of shit and your lucky he didn't beat the shit out of you. You don't go around tricking guys into thinking your a woman, I don't care what you call yourself, but up front that you have a dick in your pants.
>>674519489
Hahahah you are going to jerk off to this night within 10 years. You will wish you did it. When you fuck your future wife, you will fantasize about fucking some nice tight little trap asshole.
Stroking her feminine little penis imagining it is your own. As you fuck her in a way you wish you could fuck yourself you remember, OP is a faggot.
>>674518592
Hahahahahahaha this dude thinks it's normal for girls to have cocks omg funny shit
>>674520159
Hhahaha I do this shit every weekend. Like it is so easy, find the one that is like OP and a faggot.
>>674519160
You are a goddamn American hero. None of these retards can appreciate how badass it is to get laid like that. I mean from your perspective, risking your life for a good ass fucking
