hey /b/, i have to make an advertisement/product for a school

hitlers cock

i dont know

Gimme gimme chicken tendies
Be they crispy or from Wendy's
Spend my hard earned good boy points
On kids meal ball pit Burger joints
Mummy lifts me to the car
To find me tendies near and far
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats
On comfy big boy booster seats
McDonald's, Hardey's, Popeye's, Cane's
But of my tendies, none remains
She tries to make me take a nappy
But sleeping doesn't make me happy
Tendies are the only food
That puts me in the napping mood
I'll scream, I'll shout, I'll make a fuss
I'll, scratch, rll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my hearts desire
Fueled by raging hungry fire
Mummy sobs and wails and cries
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries
My good boy points were fairly earned
To buy the tendies that I've yearned
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW
YOU FAT UNGRATEFUL SLUGGISH COW
Screech while hurling into her eyes
My foul smelling diaper surprise
For she who is pooped on is she who remembers
Never forget my chicken tenders

>>674509932
you're a faggot this doesn't help

>>674510075
wanna lick my "saucy" cock

>>674510137
fuck off odin youre not funny

>>674508832
how about bread gloves

Premixed tuna salad in a squeeze bottle for sandwiches and call it Squeezy-fish. Warning: side effects include eye herpes.

>>674510549
likin that idea

>>674510576
this is actually genious

>>674508832
disposable shoes.

Never have to clean off dog shit again.

>>674510708
I had a project like this in high school and this was the idea I went with. Was pretty easy to make a mock up and demo it too.

noose that ties itself

This sounds like something that Americans would do, so if you are American I suggest you do something patriotic.
Make a company that trains companion dogs to recognize when someone is having nightmares/terrors and wakes the person up. they will probably give you a scholarship and a medal

>>674511441
this is actually such a great idea. im canadian, but your idea would for sure work