Waifu claiming thread.
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>>706972425
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
u r waifu a slut
and so r u
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>>706987271
You are waifu a slut? That doesn't even make sense
quick lesson before sleep: beer after liqour haven't been sicker. remember this kids
![Susan [LQ].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h37rNKw.jpg "Susan [LQ].jpg")
hello! hope everyone is doing well
anybody got some music recs? need some new stuff to listen to
>Best fox claimu
>>706987399
This is a personal favorite of mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtndQzCUEY4
>>706986198
hi alice
>>706986590
welcome back galil
>>706986837 [shiro]
thanks man. Should lighten up the mood
Is there any Tomoko VNs out there?
Tomoko claimed
>>706987558
I've actually been listening to this a lot recently, easily some of Kozelek's best work, and that includes his stuff from Red House Painters. Thanks though! Hope you're doing well
>>706987641
How are you doing tonight?
>>706987742
Ouuky!
>>706987399
Oh boy. Prepare thyself.
https://youtu.be/qpW1AqIgCNU
https://youtu.be/MuHfXtrmlt4
https://youtu.be/KzGC0vYshgw
https://youtu.be/6CqXgs-7ico
https://youtu.be/aROYzazi8uM
https://youtu.be/zIWvU_NUbrU
https://youtu.be/TpzNZQN7hwE
https://youtu.be/XsnTUP6Tf4U
https://youtu.be/Mx3UPfzGeN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
I'm glad the bee population is dying.
>>706987821
Find out for yourself.
>>706987742
Hi.
>>706987917
I'm doing good.
Yes, it is one of his best works.
Tim Buckley's 'Starsailor' is also very good, I'd recommend checking that one out. Here's a track off of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0ADRrWUlEA
>>706987399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-pDs5Bw8js
>>706987929
tired. had weird ups and downs today. Gonna crash after one or two league games. What about you?
cut me yuno
>>706987183
Dear God's elect,
I believe you will do better than I think,
It is understandable that you may be a bit apprehensive because you do not know me, I am writing this mail to you with serious tears in my eyes and great sorrow in my heart, I decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation. My Name is Mrs. Rose Adams, Am contacting you from my country Tunisia. I want to tell you this because I don't have any other option than to tell you as I was touched to open up to you, I am married to Late Dr. Franklin Adams who worked with Tunisia embassy in Ouagadougou the capital city of Burkina Faso for nine years before he died in the year 2005. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. Since his death I decided not to remarry again, when my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$15 Million (Fifteen Million United States Dollars) with a bank in Ouagadougou,
Presently this money is still in the bank there. He made this money available for exportation of Gold from Burkina mining. Recently, My Doctor told me that I would not last for the period of seven months due to cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to hand you over this mission to take care of the less-privileged, you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want you to take 30 Percent of the total money for your personal use While 70% of the money will go to charity work" helping people in the street.
Remain blessed
Yours Sister
Mrs. Rose Adams.
>>706988016
>>706988193
>>706988237
Thanks guys, these all seem pretty good, appreciate it
>>706988560
Fuck you Tunisian nigger
>>706987929
Malice!
>>706988158
Bee yourself.
>>706988193
Hi<3
>>706987271
Only half true
>>706986837
>Micheline
That song is SHIT.
>>706987395
Drink some liquor before you dick her.
>>706987641
Yeah I was teaching my brother how to ride a bike, then I got an offer for my old washer and had to do that real quick and then I had to make dinner.
>>706987399
The Protomen-The Protomen
The Protomen-The Cover Up
JUST
BE
HAPPY!
>>706988838
>micheline
>shit
>implying there's even any shit songs on benji
Opinion disregarded.
>>706988823
How're you doing?
>>706988444
Got home about a half hour ago. Back and forth to NB today for some stuff. I'm tired but don't want to go to sleep yet
>>706988823
What did you get up to today?
>>706988892
If you tell yourself that enough, does it happen? I may have to try that
This is mine.
>>706989024
Great, got plans for the long weekend?
>>706989134
Did you mean "why"?
To go to school of course.
>>706989024
>Literally just some faggot talking about a literal retard for like 5 minutes
>Good
Opinion disregarded
>>706988892
I can't
>>706989471
Hello
>>706988739
Hope you enjoy it. Feel free to post something back as I'm in a quest to grow my library as much as I can, and I'd like to get to know your tastes better.
I'm getting ready to go to bed soon though, good night.
>>706989471
No, I'm asking you what sort of things you did today, silly willy!
>>706989751
Hikura bby
>>706989134
Lots off road.. and I get you on this sleeping thing , but I'm gonna go do just that. goodnight
>>706988838
sounds like a fun busy evening. I'll see you later though. night
>>706989024
thanks for the tunes, I enjoyed that. goodnight
>>706989621
Yes you can!
>>706989888
Well i woke up, went to school, came here, worked, came here, checked them digits, hugged you internally and then posted this message.
You...magical...person you..
>>706990023
Good night AK
>>706989621
What. Have you even listened to the song?
>>706989471
Just a regular weekend for me, not long. I'll be watching college football on Saturday, but nothing besides that I believe.
>>706990023
Sleep nicely.
>>706990023
Goodnight Kalashnikov
>>706990069
I need a reason to be happy though
>>706988892
Nueve idiota
>>706989751
Good night! Here's some music that I find pretty good to fall asleep to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL998ajnjN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c9TyeKnGGk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E7tz0zRlpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jhZzsykTG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dne11-PA3JQ
>>706989888
Two Alices?
I think i'll need more tails...
>Captcha "Alice st"
>>706990123
Listened to it until the part about Brent/Brett having an aneurysm, after that I said "Fuck this" and closed the tab.
>>706990339
So you just made a baseless assumption.
>>706990123
Still fun. Seems like you haven't been missing school lately
>>706990126
You own a mirror don't you?~
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>>706989888
Closet bunny with trips. I'm hitting the sack, enjoy the rest of your day!
>>706990271
That's some premium tier taste, I better see you more here. Have you listened to Caretaker's latest release?
I actually never listened to GYBE EP, I guess I should.
Anyway I'm gone.
>>706990640
I haven't missed in oh, three weeks? I've really been keeping up with it better, which I'm very glad of.
>>706990666
Sleep nicely Satan.
>>706990069
Alice is indeed a magical person. Sounds like you had a very full day
>>706990279
All tail are belong to me! Maybe we should try cloning the best fox so that each Alice can have their own tail
>That sounds like a wonderful street...
>>706990666
Closet bunny?
>T-trips!
>>706990428
>Listen to part of song
>Decide I don't like it
>Baseless assumption
OK
>>706990640
I am pretty good looking,but I need a better reason than being me.
>>706990666
>Nice trips, satan. Sleep well
The new Caretaker album is great, really looking forward to the future installments. As for the GY!BE, it's one of my favourite ep's, it's pretty much a perfect blend between F#A# and Skinny Fists
>>706990428
>Saving that horrible excuse for a picture.
It's like you don't even love your waifu.
>>706991009
would you suck cock for your waifu?
>>706990790
Well i guess Yukari could make another fox shikigami
but she wouldn't do that.........right?
>>706990850
No no no, I will quote you right now.
>Literally just some faggot talking about a literal retard for like 5 minutes
Now Galil, considering the entire song is not about him singing about a 'literal retard', and you also didn't even listen to the whole song, how could you say what he's singing about through the duration of the song if you hadn't listened to it fully? That's a baseless assumption.
>>706991009
I only saved it because it reminds of 'KyoukoNotAmused'.
>>706990770
Good work.
>>706990790
I still waste too much time here.
>>706990850
Well helping others be themselves is a nice thing to.
>>706991009
Ruri
>>706991009
I've got this monstrosity
>>706991299
>Semantics
>>706991313
I wish I had somebody to be happy with
>>706991453
What? This conversation is over.
>>706991557
Alright then
>TFW no Galil rubber duck
>>706991453
The hugbox is always here with you.
>>706991668
>Semintics
>>706991313
Thank you. I plan on keeping it up too.
Aww. I wanted the raifu to argue with Esdeaths underage wrangler about an objectively mediocre and stock standard song.
Someone hug me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYaH5nU1Ls0
Hurricane Matthew is coming for your CHILLINS
>>706992316
I do not care for Esdeath anymore, anon.
>>706992316
Fuck off Mai
>>706991847
Hugbox is pretty nice I suppose
>>706991851
>Sementics
>>706992316
I don't think Shiro likes Esdeath though
>>706992402
Who are you?
If I like you I'll give you a hug
>I'll probably give you one anyway
>>706991009
That reminds me. I need an AbsolutelyDisgusting.png of Rory. Maybe this without the caption? Nothing Rory does really shows disgust.
>>706991009
Ruri!
>>706991194
Who knows with you crazy Touhou qt's!
>
>>706991313
I fuck around during class and shitpost on /waifu/
>>706992467
As long as it doesn't come for my tendies, I'm fine
>>706992535
u're waifu a slut
and so r u
>>706992467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbh0thQQsvI
>>706992501
That means you're learning. Good for you. Have a cookie.
>>706992511
Not even Mai
>>706992535
You should have seen when they first met. Bromance out the dicks.
>>706992535
I'm anti-Semitic get away from me you disgusting Jude
>>706992402
>>706992726
Galil ain't no slut and if you think otherwise I'll fucking fight you
I'm a slut though
>>706992894
>Its because they're both underage
Just kidding, Esdeath is 20(?) or so.
>>706992948
Nigga better post up
>>706992970
>Tomoko
Goodnight beauties
I'm a slut
>>706992701
B-but i'm the only fox...
Though i wonder if Chen could create a gremlin child
>>706992894
>
Yep, it was a bromance. Until he wouldn't take advice from anyone and wouldn't accept help no matter how hard you pushed.
Oh, and I should also note that I'm fine with him disliking the song, but I don't like that he said what the content of the song was without actually listening to it fully.
>>706993174
Please do sleep nicely.
>>706993021
No, Shiro genuinely wanted to help him. Now he knows better.
>>706993254
>B-but i'm the only fox...
>
>>706993351
>I'm the only fox
>Posts cat
????
>>706993337
If he doesnt like it, you dont have to prove that he doesnt like it. Just let him have his opinion. You're worse than Trump for that.
>I'll never pay all this money back
What's the point of living m8s
>>706993517
No, he said what the song was about without fully listening to it.
>>706993648
Your waifu, duh.
>>706993685
>she doesnt work or pay the bills
>>706993648
To suffer until your demise
>>706993685
Then you say that he should read the lyrics and ignore it from there. Dont start an argument and make yourself look like the biggest elitist in the thread.
>Sitting on the couch watching TV
>Uncle comes in and hits my knee with a pool cue
WHY
I fucking hate him so much
>>706994100
I suppose.
>>706993648
How much and what do you earn?
>>706994285
Like, he just walked up to you and whacked you with a pool cue? That's fucking hilarious
>>706994285
shoot him
Hello
>>706993345
OK
>>706993493
I cri erytiem
>>706993517
>worse than Trump
That's not an insult.
>>706993648
Waifus and suffering
>>706994633
No it's not it fucking hurts and my knee is weak now and he does this shit all the fucking time, almost every time I am near him he does something like that or worse
>>706993351
I'm the only fox that matters
>>706993254
That's kind of a terrifying thought...
>>706994802
Stop being a bitch and hit him back when hes not expecting it. Make sure to shout NO MERCY.
>there are people who support trump
>>706994791
No
>>706994935
Sad.exe
>>706995012
I can't
>>706995145
>There are people who support Hillary
>>706995238
Why not? Are your arms and legs painted on?
>this is how I dealt with my dad punching my shoulder every other day
>there are people that are exist
>>706994961
Just think of what they'd be like, Ran could only make a child, how young would Chen's shikigami be?
And what kind of animal?
>>706995238
Don't worry, galil will be an important fox in 700 years
>>706995387
There exist people that are
>>706995357
That's just not how it works
>>706995497
She can survive that long, unlike Ichiroku
>>706995497
I think it would be some sort of ungodly hybrid animal. But somehow it would manage to be cute
>>706995867
ForgotImage.png
>when your Facebook friend dyes her hair and you ask if she's got any left over for you to drink
Feelsbadman
>>706995915
Your mistake was telling her what you wanted it for
>>706995691
My family slings insults at each other daily. At work, in public, wherever. By brother made a crack about me not keeping my room clean to my superior. At the end of the day, we give as much as we can take. If you cant take it, let him the fuck know so it stops. Have you ever pulled him aside and had a man to man with him for him to stop hitting you with shit?
>>706995691
If she doesn't rust
>>706995867
I don't think a hybrid animal would be an option, but it would be cute
and make Yukari feel old
>>706995915
Jut ask to eat her hair instead
Girls love that
Wew
>>706995691
Ayylmao
>>706996596
Hi Elle.
I'm so bored that I'm considering going to sleep early again. What do you guys do for fun?
>>706994535
Around 30k no house yet and i make 12/hr currently
>>706997034
MWO. Make characters for Pathfinder. Shitpost. Get around to my cleaning. Work on my bike.
>>706997034
Running is fun.
>>706997100
I can work with this.
How many hours per week average? Is it possible to work more hours? Do you have any qualifications? How old are you?
>>706997310
I forgot to ask the most important thing.
Whats you average in / out cash per week?
>>706997034
Play games with friends, ride, I've never really thought about it.
>>706997034
Vidya, anime, read, paint, hang out here. Sometimes just go for a drive or walk around town.
Dan Memesling claimed
>>706997608
The Mist!
>>706997310
40
No more possible
I had training as an electrician but no license
25
My proble is my sebt is in a bunch of locations so there are alot of payments
>>706996962
How goes it? ^^
>>706997156
Yuuki<3
Thank you all for your ideas. Maybe I'll try to find some kind of anime to watch and see if that will hold my interest for a bit
>>706997866
First problem, you dont have your license. That should be the first thing to cross off the list. Just having that piece of paper makes you indispensable.
Once you have that, start looking for electrician jobs. Im taking a guess and saying you work retail / hospitality. Construction and tradesman work pays a hell of a lot better as you NEVER rely on the horrible tipping model.
Third thing if you can get those two done is see a finanvial advisor. They have countless ways to consolidate debt. One of their more popular options is to get a loan for the total amount owing from the bank and consolidate that way.
>>706997939
What's up Eru!!~!
Megumine claimed
>>706997939
Its ok, how are you?
>>706998417
Playin Fable 3
>>706998592
I'm pretty happy, my senpai and I are a thing ^^
>I also fixed an Xbox360, now its mine for some gud ol fashioned gamez
>>706998129
I hope you find something that catches your interest!
>>706998347
Im trying but i have to wait until i get a cali drivers license before an electrician company will even look at me for licensing. After that ill be back on the good street tbh. But to start the whole process i need to wait for my birth certificate to arrive in the mail.
>>706998781
That's pretty nice, Xbox is good too.
>>706998808
Thank you. I have some that I need to catch up on anyway I guess.
>>706998490
show off those tiny magic crystal balls for us
>>706998808
*smooches cheek* so goddamn lovable
>>706998781
I'm playing LoL
>Best Thresh NA
>>706999037
I've got 3 consoles, A PS2 fat, a GameCube, and now this nice ass 360
>>706999191
Nice.
>LoL
NERD.
>Mfw "CHOOSE TO EXECUTE YOUR FRIEND OR THESE THREE RANDOM ASSHOLES." Also your friend is a QT girl who holds your and, and also, she's really nice. So naturally
>Execute the 3 villagers, fuck em, my dick needs to get wet.
>>706999434
>and, and also
I mean hand, and also. kek.
>>706998839
Then you're just waiting for the out. That puts you in a far better position than I thought.
Once you have those 2 licenses, the world opens up.
>>706998129
I'd play vidya or watch youtube, but that's just me
>>706999191
But are you a pro Genji player?
>>706999542
Agreed it only sucks atm tbh
>>706997034
I like murdering the people I kidnap
>>706999434
All I have is my 360
Lewds get
>>706999670
Nice, I just got Destiny, and a few other games today for it, I've only got like 8 games for it tho, but its pretty fun ^^
>>706995965
>when you shitpost on facebook and the normies don't know what ":^)" means
>>706999670
Your 360 noscope?
>>706998129
Oh by the way, post lewds
>>706999897
your mine
~moka
>>706999434
Naturally! How is Hotel California by the way?
>>706999543
Oh you know it
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAXTvi2W6JA
>>706999933
Destiny is trash, but whatever.
I think I'm going to go for a little while, bye Elle.
>>706997608
Good taste, my friend.
>>707000110
Hotel California has gone back into space, never to set foot on the planet again.
>>707000198
Alright, later Galil ^^
>>707000165
Sleep well!
u're waifu a slut
and so r u
now succ my dicc whore
>>707000642
nou
>kek
>>707000374
That's a good thing I take it?
>>707000801
you were waaaay off
solid E for effort
>>707000677
u first cuz ur the bitch boi
Hello
>>706999989
Thats a bad feel there. Even my relatively normie friends know :^)
Bah bah bam.
>>707000867
>>706999989
>when you post Tomoko (09) and are nine off of sexts
Spiderman threads are a dead meme.
>>707001723
>>707001661
Please stop, spidey-san
I decided to get in bed
Oh look, another original shitposter
>>707001869
Hey i'm going to bed too
what a coincidence
>>707001795
Then why do I have over 200 pictures.
>>707000935
Yep, means they're FREE!~
Meanwhile, a new colony, after Fable 3 ^^
>>707001977
Gib de tail
I just remembered I have nothing to do other than /waifu/ or crying, so I chose /waifu/.I'm going to try and be happy though.
>>707002279
noooo
>I sleep now
>>707002306
Whats up you nerd?
>>707002306
Happiness is a lie that media tells us to strive for. It keeps us being consumers buying shit we don't need to train and attain the unobtainable
>>706987348
best Waifu
>>707001869
Good night Alice, I hope you sleep peacefully
>>707002379
Sleep well best fox
>>707002088
Nice! They're having a grand old time in space
>Yuuki
>>707002409
You're the nerd, nerd.I'm just watching TV with my friends kids though, may end up playing Mario Kart with them in a bit.
>>707002502
Stop, please.
>>707002522
I'm not sure I'm going to sleep yet. We'll see, I am feeling a little heavy eyed though
I guess I'll claim next thread them try to sleep
>>707002696
Your day those because you know I'm right
>Alice
>>707002568
Yeppers, space n shiet!~
>>707002696
Neat, tbh happiness is definitely achievable as long as you're not a cynic, I'm pretty happy as it is, so its very plausible ^^
>>707002854
Woops
>Eru
>>707002845
Cynic.
Nico Yazawa
>>707002894
That is something i have been called, yes. I prefer to think of myself as a realist
Sometimes bake. I'm on mobile
>Alice
>>707001988
Because you're a newfag who thinks Spiderman is funny.
