Anyone here who has ever killed/deliberately hurt an animal?
I haven't, im just bored and want some interesting and disturbing stories.
>>706915791
edgy.
>>706915791
Kys
>>706915791
They are fair game on my property.
>>706915791
I hunt all the time. Nothing gorey or just for the sake of killing though. I blasted a grouse out of a tree at 10 yards with a 12 guage. That was pretty brutal. I found it's gizzard on the ground in a viscus pile before I actually found the rest of the bird.
First I think its fucking annoying people se dead cats and think "Oh fuck you, you killed someone pet" when they dont realise cats can be feral n shit
>Caught feral cat
>Gotta kill it bc illegal to release
>Sedate cat so it is doing a sleep
>Put cat on stump
>"Sorry you feral fuck"
>Raise axe above my head
>Decapitate
Humane, fun, and legal
>>706916211
I sound retarded in this please don't look at my nigger spelling
I'm a pretty avid hunter and fisherman but I don't get off to it or anything. The only meat I eat is the stuff I kill myself.
When I was 11 me and a friend of mine shot birds and collected them in something like an altar we built in the woods out of rocks and branches.
Both of us had air rifles which we took with us to the woods maybe 9-10 times over the course of a summer, and we killed and collected in total 34 birds.
>>706915791
Mousetrap left mouse retarded, took it outside and put it on the base of a tree and decapitated it with an axe
>>706916009
I feel the same way. Nobody thinks its okay for them to let their dog into your yard, so why should cats be any different. Cats kill rabbits and squirrels and birds by my feeders, and i love those little fuckers.
I killed our pet hamster when I was a kid by throwing it on the floor a couple of times. I've felt disturbed by it ever since.
>>706915791
Nah....done all sorts of shit to toads but...who hasnt?
I kill rabbits and deer every so often, i enjoy the killing but i dont enjoy their suffering if that makes sense.
Intentionally Ran over a rabbit in my 4x4 tonight on the way home from work...that was pretty disturbing i suppose, but hey, when your demanding ginger cat needs foods what you gonna do?
>>706916704
Well, if you didnt throw it out afterwards, i can see why that would be disturbing.
j/k, thats fucked up.
>>706916978
Buy it cat food?
>>706915791
I shot a deer point blank in the back of the head
It had been hit by a car, and all its legs were broken. It didn't even get up or try to get away.
>>706915791
>Anyone here who has ever killed/deliberately hurt an animal?
All the fucking time.
We all do.
Think about that, next time you slap a mosquito.
>>706917113
Mercy killings are good imho, but killing or hurting an animal for fun makes you subhuman.
>>706915791
I go hunting, sometimes you don't make a clean kill.
But never did it on purpose, usually just stab the Deer in the back of the head if its 'passive' enough.
Bullets are expensive man.
When I was just a kid, my dad made us a sandbox in our backyard. It was fun at first until the neighbors cat started using it as a bathroom. My dad caught the cat using a trap and kept it in their overnight until he could get it out. He then spread sticky glue all over its fur si that the owners had to work like a bitch to get it clean again. The neighbor had suspicions but my dad was a scary fucker so they never pursued anything.
Lots of things. I fucking hate pests.
Greentext
>Be in workshop
>Massive fucking rat is living there
>Cunt won't fall for traps and is chewing wires all the time
>"this means war.jpg"
>Get out .22 air rifle and have it on desk next couple days
>Customers laugh, same time they're kinda awkward because it's a fucking gun just on the desk
>Closing time is near
>Rat appears in clear line of sight
>Draw rifle to eye
>This is it.jpg
>Rat senses shit aint right and turns to run
>Too late, round takes flight
>Hit rat in the spine, break spin perfectly dead centre
>Rat lets out this SCREAMING, clearly fucked up
>Starts running away but I've paralyzed the back half of it
>Run after it to finish it off
>Rat is fucking fast, it's drifting around corners with just the front legs dragging its ass along on the ground
>Blood, shit, piss going everywhere
>It's still screaming loudly
>Customers now questioning my sanity as I hunt this fucker down knife in hand
>Finally managed to kick it, stunned
>Size 12 boot
>FATALITY
>Fucking laughing my head off
>2 customers straight up gone when I get back
>Like I give a fuck, my day went awesome
Fucking lulz, fuck that rat though. It got rekt.
Shot a neighbor's dogs when they came over and started killing our ducks and chickens.
Neighbor is still pissed about it after ten years.
Fuck him and his dogs.
>>706916211
Wow nigger spelling
i did a few years ago. deer with .50bmg. always fun.
>>706917314
nice
>>706917269
Thats a good idea. I like my neighbor across the street, but their fucking cat... i should do that. They wouldnt know it was me, and maybe theyd keep it indoors.
>>706917388
>.50bmg
Jesus mate, i usually just hit them with .233 or .303
I take it they don't get up after a shot like that?
>>706917314
>Customers laugh, same time they're kinda awkward because it's a fucking gun just on the desk
Confirmed Ausfag
I once saw my dog eat a live bird. It was confusing as hell. The bird was having fun taking off out of the tree and teasing my dog so he just waited until it came too close and then WHAM! Bit it's head off and ate the rest infront of my mother and I. My dog was a shephard-sharpei so he was extremely territorial. Nicest dog ever but get between him and his food or his yard and adios.
>>706917707
>Mother and I
>Object of a sentence
Learn how to into English
>>706917314
Another time
>Birds getting into roof all the time
>Used to fuck my girlfriend upstairs some nights to save going home, this was one of them
>It's 5am, hear a bird in the roof again
>Fuck off, I wanna sleep in
>Gets into the room, flying around
>Little cunt
>Girlfriend grabs it somehow
>How the fuck did you do that
>Nevermind you got it
>It's time
>Go get shotgun
>She hands bird over
>I wrap the bird up in an old rag
>Go outside onto the grass
>It's a bird, so birdshot is what we need fam
>Load round
>Fire right at wrapped up bird
>Crater, bird is gone
>Find a random leg nearby
>Laugh a bit
>Go back inside to grab some titty and sleep in
I was actually surprised she gave it to me instead of just throwing it out the window to go free, she likes animals normally. Guess she was as sick of its shit as I was because she knew I was about to exact some revenge.
Also we graze our own meat sometimes. Cow normally, when they get big enough to be cut up for the freezer then it gets iced and to tenderize the meet and get it right for eating you electrocute the body for a while so this dead cow is just jiggling like fuck all over the lawn.
I like doing it out the front because the people driving past think you're fucking satanic. Funnily enough I don't get robbed when I leave my shit laying around, probably because I've locked eyes gun in hand electrocuting a cow with one of the local town thief faggots with a stupid grin on my face. They probably think I'm some crazy redneck, which isn't wrong but at the same time I just like fucking with people mostly.
I worked as a human scare crow pretty much, in cherry tree orchards, walked around with a bolt action air rifle with a scope. I killed so much I started to miss on purpose. Must have killed and burried a 1000 birds and squirrels by the end of summer some days id kill up to 60. Some shots were clean others not so much id often chace down injured birds and finish them off because i felt bad leaving them injured to just suffer there stranded on the ground. Anyways don't kill anything anymore unless I plan to eat it .
>>706918421
meat*
Goddamnit, too drunk. Gunna go dump a load in a bitch and go to bed. Night /b/, enjoy fucking up more animals for me
>>706915791
My biggest shame and regret, OP.
>9 years old
>family announces we're moving into a house that's 20 minutes away and that my older sister and i will have to change schools
>have a mental and emotional break down
>we move in new years 2000, half way through the school year
>summer comes around, tons of open property; big fields and stuff
>the grasshoppers are of particular note; i had never seen them so big and colourful
>giant red ones, green, blue, camo coloured
>they were beautiful
>something snaps in my brain
>genocideimminent.gif
>go on a holy crusade against them, killing every single one i could find
>but i didn't just kill them, no
>grab one and throw it against the pavement as hard as i could over and over again
>did this to countless hoppers
>the rest i would suffocate in my hand until i got down to the brook by our house
>hold them under water until they almost stopped moving
>bring them up and let them recover, then do it again
>do this for a couple of summers
>suddenly one year no more grasshoppers
>realize what i've done
it haunts me to this day and aside from mosquitoes and black flies i refuse to kill or hurt any living thing
>>706915791
Just about every human over 2 years old in existence. You might want to specify to "mammals" or at least "vertebrates".
Yeah man I swat flies all the time. Shit's brutal.
Cats
>Neighbour let's cat run free.
>cat in my yard
>fucking daily!
>end up trapping cat
>dumb cunt neighbours trespass my yard to free said cat
>/run:war.bat
>trap cat again
>bathtub + water + cat in cage) = cat body into bin.
>no neighbours I have not seen your cunty cat
So many times. Starved one turtle to death (accident.) Dissolved another turtle in vinegar (accident.) Threw my hedgehog inside a community dumpster while trapped inside her cage. Tried to choke my ex girlfriend's cat to death, but it wasn't working so I stabbed it a few times and broke it's neck. Had 3 rabbits, one died of a brain tumor, one of a heat stroke (presumably) and the third was eaten by wild dogs in my neighborhood. My pet dog as a child was killed by my grandmother while I was at school because she was too large and rambunctious to train. I am not a great pet owner.
>>706918944
Is it wrong to question your sanity?
>>706919333
Nice trips!
I like native animals better than cunty cats!
>>706915791
When I was in high school I wnt to merica for a year. Went hunting there, killed a deer .. a ferret-looking (it walked up in front of me and I was bored - hunting in general is kinda boring)
but shooting was actually kinda fun
>>706916211
Can someone translate nigger spelling?
>>706919427
Did you get a chance to hunt some long pig @ school?
>>706919148
Let's hope an afterlife doesn't exist my friend. For your sake.
>>706916009
ha, that cunt in your picture lost her job for that.
>>706916009
White Devil's are everywhere.
>>706919544
I did. Although I was told it would be one of the greatest hunts known to man.
I was a little disappointed, it turn out they dont run very fast.
>>706919648
That's a fem?????
>>706916009
This bitch got shit for killing feral tomcats.
Fucking liberals man.
When I first moved into my place about 10 years ago, I would wake up every morning and go outside with at least a dozen hissing cats scattering and spraying their stench. I'd hear them screaming out there every single night and my porch stunk like that horrendous stench they leave. I ended up waking up at about 3am and opening a window and sniping them with a 22 for a few weeks. Had to have gotten two dozen in total. Some had collars. Haven't seen any since.
>>706916211
I respect, I am one of the fucks that says that immediately when I see a picture like that, you gotta do what you gotta do and at least you sedated, but I can feel for dark pleasures too exept I take pleasure in stealing and fighting, and I love to have forceful sex with women who consent to it
>>706915791
One time when I was a kid, I had two hamsters (Steven and Samantha).
>be really lazy kid
>also curious
>decide not to tell mom to buy food for a few weeks
>John dies
>Long live Samantha
>Samantha starts to eat John's dead body
>Room smells pretty bad like shit and hamster cannibalism
>Tell mom
>>706920348
Shit, John and Samatha. I just woke up.
>>706917707
My dog always ate all the baby rabbits in my year, but would leave the adults alive to make more rabbits.
As the great man has said, "One may regret living in a period when it’s impossible to form an idea of the shape the world of the future may assume. But there is one thing I can predict to eaters of meat – the world of the future will be vegetarian.” - Adolf Hitler
The worst I've done is kill a baby bird.
>walking home from college
>see baby bird near treeline
>poor fucker must have fallen out of the nest
>is clearly injured and in a lot of pain
>try to pick it up
>starts flailing and chirping like a madman
>contemplated on whether or not to leave it
>figured it would either die slowly or get killed by a local cat
>picked up a huge rock next to it
>threw it at the bird
Killed the thing instantly. Just went home after that.
>>706920466
gg dood
>>706915791
Kys
>>706920459
wtf I hate Hitler now
>always want to fuck an animal
>drive around countryside at 3am in truck to find deer
>see about 10 of them standing on the road
>aim for smaller one with no antlers
>thisisit.jpg!!!
>turn around and pull over
>thing is still alive, but back legs paralyzed
>drive 10 minutes back home to get gun and come back
>deer is still there moaning
>one shot to the back of the head and putting it in the truck to take home and fuck
>decide to look at pussy
>fucking thing had a dick and balls
when I was in kindergarten I used to drown mice in a transparent plastic cup filled like 85% with water. I used to put them there then flip the cup upside down so even if they swim to the top they have nowhere to go just a bit of oxygen there and I just sat there watching the fascinating struggle.
Now that I think about it it seems like a weird dream but I know I did that.
Was so entertaining, maybe that's why I have a cat sleeping on my lap right now.
>>706915791
Yes I have, on multiple occasions.
Typically, I go to my local gun store every spring and purchase a hunting license for the year. I then go out into the world and, by the end of the year, I kill a few ducks, turkey and maybe a deer.
After I kill them I typically remove their organs, weigh their dead bodies, remove their skin from their flesh, or dissect them further. As a final act of deprivation I systematically consumer their flesh, keeping what I don't use immediately in my freezer for. later consumption. I even feed their flesh to family and coworkers to share in my deeds.
Don't even get me started on what I do to fish and frogs...
Killed a few things for my grandpa, he has some problems with small rodents and pests at his house
Hit a chipmunk in tall grass at about 30 feet with a pellet rifle
Shot at several bunnies but missed them
Killed a few things my grandpa caught in traps
One kinda fucked me up for a while though
>At grandparents house about a month ago
>grandpa tells me there's a raccoon out in one of the traps
>asks me if I'll take care of it as he has to get ready for work
>Aquire pellet rifle from garage he uses to kill shit
>go to coon in the cage aim rifle at the back of its head going for quick kill
>shoot it and miss kill shot, try again, miss again
>fuckers twitching and jerking like crazy
>go get more pellets and try again
>shoot it four more times, think I killed it
>go into house to help grama with something
>grandpa is almost ready for work, says he'll help me bag the coon so he can throw it in a dumpster at work
>go out to trap, fuckers still alive
>grandpa tells me to put it out if it's misery
>shoot it again and finally get kill shot
Fucker was probably in agony for like 20 minutes, felt like shit
>>706921161
that cat is prettier than me wtf
>>706918944
>nigger detected
how did you afford a house nigger boy?
>>706917364
Cuck detected
>>706920466
You put it out of its mysery. Pretty rare that an anon does the responsible thing.
>go to high school in southern commiefornia
>seagulls
>seagulls fucking everywhere every day all year round
>like flying rats they are, shitting on everything and everyone, fighting each other over food, eating each other
>decide enough is enough
>bring some fishing line and a fish hook to school one day
>spool out about 30 feet of line, hook on one end, fire hydrant on the other
>grab a piece of the shitty school tier pizza and put it on the hook
>toss it out into the field and walk away
>no one noticed me
>one of the flying shit machines takes the bait
>it tries to get away, tugging, flapping wildly, rolling on the grass, shrieking in pain like anybody gives a fuck
>swarm of seagulls arrive, begins to circle around it
>hundreds of these assholes in a big ring above baited bird
>suddenly they begin descending on the helpless bastard, pecking at it, pulling its feathers off, slowly shredding it to pieces
>dozens of other students watching in amazement
>do this two more times over the course of the semester
Fuck seagulls.
>>706920459
It's a myth, Hitler wasn't a vegetarian.
>>706921597
cats tend to do that.
>tfw 21st century
>tfw still no DNA modifications allowing catgirls
>tfw still no option to transfer your mind to another body
Why live?
>>706915791
Unless its for food, doing this makes you a faggot anon.
I had pet snakes that didn't like live prey, so I'd kill live rats in batches of 6 and freeze them. I built a two-stage rat gas chamber which turned dry ice into CO2 rapidly with the addition of warm water. Did you know rats always cuddle together to die when killed in groups?
>>706915791
>>706915791
My cat caught and crippled a mouse. Since it was suffering i shot it.
>>706922170
Oy vey, shut it down.
>>706917929
That's perfectly fine to say mother and I
i watched someone sneaking up to a cat grabbing it by the tail and smashing it on a fence which killed the cat he laughed at that ... he was about 13 i grew up with the guy he lived on my street. cuuple years we started doing drugs he pretty quickly developed a paranoid schizophrenia and hearing voices ... got sent to a mental institution
when i was 7 i found a couple of newborn mouses so i took a hammer and hit them with it then i went to my grandmas visting nurse and told her i found them dead
> be me 3-4 years old
> have 110 pound German shepherd
> live in the swamps of Maryland
> feed frogs and toads to doggo
> parents, family find it funny as fuck
> doggo gets sick and dies probly because of me
>>706917551
While you're at it, crazy glue some googly eyes over its real eyes
>>706920390
kek / sadface.jpg
>>706923005
>parents, family find it funny
Americans
>>706915791
When i was a kid i went to go take a piss, as i was about to leave the bathroom i noticed a mouse stuck between space where the door turns. i decided to put it out of it's misery and opened the door all the way, it squished the torso and i saw nothing but blood and guts gushing out of his mouth.
>be me about 9-10 years old
>have animal have a heart or whatever the fuck non kill trap
>stray kittens running around lately and want to catch one cause whynot.jpg
>set trap and check every day for 3 days
>give up forget about set trap
>find it in winter a couple months later
>oh fuck the momma cat is in here
>mfw catcicle
>>706917388
You atomized potential jerky.
>>706922426
Tell us more desu
I ate a spider once,does that count?am i cool now?
>>706923011
I purposely attract wildlife to my backyard. Bunnies, squirrels, birds. I look out my window, and its a goddamn disney movie out there. The cat fucks up my zen.
>>706923637
Faggot
>>706923679
Guess so :D
>>706915791
>Boss brought pellet gun to work to show it to us
> Never held a gun in my life
>get obsessed shooting targets
>Bretty good at it and aim at a tiny bird about 150 metres out
> Hit it on the leg and underbelly
>watch it die slowly as i try to save it.
> feel like shit for a week.
>>706923884
>>706923995
>>706915791
I work in a lab that uses mice.
Today I killed 8 with my bear hands.
Ama
Shot a shit load of pigeons. Suffocated a cat. Morbidly kill mice. Threw dogs of stairs. >Stabbed a hamster with a sowing needle "didn't die" put it in a plastic bag and hit it to death on a table.
> took a mouse and threw it in to a sealing fan.
>Took another mouse and put it on the rail of an electric gate the gate ran over the mouse.
I was truelly fucked up
>>706918944
Your neighbors should have burned down your house over suspicion
>>706915791
I killed a possum once. Shot it in between the eyes. Those fuckers were eating my friend's chicken's and he caught it in a trap. Started twitching and going crazy
>>706922131
Huh, didn't know seagulls did that. Will probably try that next time I'm at the beach
When I was a kid I stabbed a chicken multiple times and then burnt her face. I don't know what got into me I wouldn't do such a thing today
>>706923504
I'm already getting harassing phonecalls from likely government operatives when I post this type of shit and pol shit. Two calls so far this morning. They just listen in silence while I curse them out. They may as well come kill or arrest me as I'm ready for either.
Basically though, you get one plastic container large enough to hold the rats but not so big that the gas will take a while to get dense. Poke ventilation holes so it doesn't explode from pressure. You can then either put a second, smaller container of dry ice and a bit of water nested within the first closed container the rats are in: or you can use aquarium tubing to route gas from an external dry ice container to inside the gas chamber with the rats.
The first option is easier, but sometimes the rats die close to the ice and freeze to it. Then you need to rip them off of it like orgsnic, bloody Velcro. After you are done, wash your plastic has chamber clean off shit and piss until your snakes are hungry again.
>>706915791
I grew up on a farm and I've shot a lot of animals. Rabbits, foxes, feral pigs, cats and dogs. I never enjoyed it but it had to be done.
>>706924207
>Started twitching and going crazy
Possums do that.
I wasn't living at home a the time, but a possum was somehow getting into the house, turns out a hole had formed under one of the cabinets in the kitchen, shitty mobile home. Anyway, he took my air rifle and waited for it to show up. Shot it in the head, thing twisted and rolled all over the kitchen, leaving stinky fur and blood everywhere.
That was fun to clean up.
If insects count I am fucking hitler
>>706923637
Most people end up eating spiders
Sometimes after work, around 2 am, when I'm driving back to my house I try to hit the dogs in the street, cats too but they're harder but it's way more rewarding to hit a cat.
I've done about 9 dogs and 2 cats over 2 years.
>>706915791
I smashed a cockroach the other day
>706924446
>Started twitching and going crazy
> ...
>That was fun to clean up.
Sounds like my most recent fap.
Smashed the neighbors cat with a huge tree branch. I told them if they kept letting it loose and didn't keep it away from my chickens I was going to kill it. Didn't bother me one bit. Threw it back over the fence into their yard with its head smashed in.
>>706924403
Sounds good,I post on pol too
Tfw no phone calls
Anyway sounds like a goI'd project for larger animals
>5 years old
>playing with my guinea pig outside
>decide to throw it up in the air and let it fall to the ground
>guinea pig slams onto the ground and gets back to its feet
>seems fine
>do it 10 more times
>guinea pig gets blood clot in brain
>dies next day
>>706917388
Good fucking god, a .50??
Poor fucker never knew what hit it.
>>706923995
This is my fetish but he's a nigger
fuck
hnng
Not me but still a fucked up story.
>out hunting with step dad and his dad
>stepdad shoots anything that moves because he doesn't work so we live off deer
>shoots a momma deer that had a baby
>the dawn is so little, basically just sits on ground after mom is dead
>old guy makes me sit on the fawn while he slits it's throat.
I still remember the sound even 8 years later
>>706924773
The panic you witness is akin to watching the video of that Station night club fire where people are stuck piled in exits, dying together yet feeling absolutely alone. Picking which rats to feed your snakes at the pet store is the closest you can get to being god.
>>706924353
>dat middle one
>>706924446
Those motherfuckers are nasty. Ugly bastards. This is a screenshot of the incident.
>>706924690
Welcome to 4chan
>>706915791
I've killed two snails and a shit load of ants and too many wasps, spiders and daddy long legs to count but I only ever took pleasure in killing the wasps as they were worthy adversaries.
>>706925339
seriously this is why people troll the /fur threads. Because of annoying shits like you
>>706918944
Perfect bro keep it up
>>706917187
What if I hurt an animal for fun and then mercy kill it?
>>706922804
>mother and me
>>706925049
Wow you pussy, bet you didn't know meat from the store made sounds when it died too
>>706918683
You really think you killed them all? Nah fam, Grasshoppers reproduce really really fast, it would be practically impossible for 1 person to kill them without any poison gas etc.
>>706915791
When I was a young angsty teen I'd kick the families cat a lot (Even kinda played basketball wit it) this was before sad emo kids had linkin park tho.
>>706925658
I love venison and I love killing, just thought shooting an uninjured fawn might be the best and quickest solution.
>>706924538
Youre a gronk
>>706918683
Dude, you had no impact on the grasshopper population. I've worked as a spray tech on golf courses and done all sorts of other landscaping/pest control odd jobs, almost every insect species has incredibly low survival rates, so they hatch by the tens of thousands. Likely someone broadcast sprayed for other insects and they got fucked from it.
>>706915791
Not intentionally but still pretty kek
>Be me age 7 or 8
>Have a pretty large rabbit enclosure in my back garden
>Also have a Jack Russell Terrier
>One day one of the rabbits gets out of its enclosure
>Dog is going fucking ballistic chasing this thing around in circles
>Start screaming and crying whilst thinking of a way to stop my dog
>Pick up and throw a nearby rock at my dog
>Misses the dog completely and hits the rabbit straight in the fucking neck, killing it instantly
>By now my mom has come out of the house because of the commotion
>Run up to my mom with the dead rabbit in my hands
>Still young and somewhat autismo so I still don't know how to say "mistake" properly
>Start screaming at the top of my lungs "It's a steak, mom! It's a steak!"
Tfw a week later the rest of those fuckers dug underneath a wall and it collapsed on them killing them all.
>>706915791
Fuck off fbi profiler
I'm able to relate to you in a fundamental level. We are the hardened geniuses of the Internet, who have advanced above the moral rules. We have seen cp, gore and real rapes. Nothing of those would affect us in real life. We are not able to feel empathy like average mortals. The freed resources of our brains are used to make us even more brilliant. We learned Jackie Chan's moves merely by watching his movies. We can win the WWE stars with their own moves. It made us unbeatable in 1v1 matches.
Even during our early childhoods we noticed our difference. Nobody understood us, probably because of the gap of 60 IQ points between us and them. When everyone else were discussing something irrelevant, we were reading Sartre and Nietzsche. I understood that egoism and hedonism were the way. When sitting quietly in the school's church ceremony, the miracles of Jesus are reflected to the other peoples' eyes. But in our retinas we see raped ponies and cracked human skulls. Others' idiocy is our resource. During the years of self-discipline we had gained the powers of olympic-athletes, the brains of nuclear scientists and the wiseness of the Tibetan monks. It required years of isolation to shape my superiority into something even more superior. Rather than exercising like an average mortal I contracted my gluteus muscles while sitting and noticed development. So I started contracting all of my body's muscles for 24/7. I noticed that reading Wikipedia made me more intelligent so I read it completely through. Tibetan monks could had sat for 12 hours at the same spot, I sat for 24. During my development I removed all the useless mechanics like empathy. Feelings will make one to act irrationally, so I acted rationally by removing them. Now I understand that there is no such a thing as good or evil, there is only good or bad. And we define what is good and what bad. All the values are subjective. We define the values.
We are the übermensch. We are anonymous. Be prepared. Be afraid.
>>706925548
That ape is fucking handsome, what the fuck?
>>706926140
Is it gay to fap to a natural disaster if it's named after a dude?
>>706923005
>that pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAqIGbQ0nAU
>>706915791
How big an animal are we talking?
>>706926403
hi matt
>>706926458
hi tyler
Nothing recently but
>back when I was nine or something
>playing in the park cause why not
>lots of swampy reed areas
>all alone
>hear some kinda flapping and creaking
>go and investigate
>It's a big ass frog not a bullfrog though
>looks like he broke his leg in multiple places, it was wrapped around and glued to a stick
>slimy shit all around it
>sadomasochistic frog came all over his leg and sealed his fate
>decide to put it out of its misery
>grab a decent stick an hit it to death
>took like 10 hits because babby strength
>fingers all sticky afterwards
also
>when I was a bit older
>always go to this waterpark in the summer
>biking distance, about 3 km
>long roads leading there through farmlands
>always small roadkill everywhere
>going back after a long day of fun at the waterpark
>friend ahead of me stops tells me to check something out
>a fairly big rabbit or hare
>hit by a tractor or something
>guts spread widely over the breadth of the road lots of blood
>back legs and lower body on one side of the road upper torso on the other side
>faggot is still breathing slightly
>stomp its head with our bike wheels until it dies
>everytime we took that road after that the guts were flattened more and more, real artsy
That's all I got
>>706915791
i baited a goose with a pistachio once. I was in my car with my hand out the window. When it got close enough to eat the pistachio, i pulled it away and slapped the goose on the bill with my other hand. It looked really offended.
>>706917187
> hunting for fun
> makes you subhuman
in Germany there are no natural predetors for deer or fox. There is a need for people to go and kill them, in order to keep a healthy population.
And those who do go out hunting do it for fun. It's like fishing, but with a gun.
>>706917150
Smart anon right here. People don't realize that they're taking a life when they step on something small because it's spooky looking.
>>706926953
Spiders in my house have get out of jail free cards. As long as they do their jobs and eat every other insect, theyre a-okay.
Bathroom is off limits though, fuck that.
>>706916125
That sounds entirely like just for the sake of killing
>>706919148
damn dude, did anything survive at all?
>>706915791
Just go hunting. Deer, squirrels, wild boar (highly recommend) or bear. Not to mention the added benefit of delicious meat.
>>706927524
>squirrel
>delicious meat
Lol
>>706918683
I like grass hoppers, but I dont know why I use to kill them so violently.
>Feed them to spiders
>Collect them in bottles and throw fireworks inside
>Throw them into fans
>Crush them slowly in a vice
>Rip their heads off using pliers
>Burn them using cutting torch
>Drill holes in them with drill press
>Tape them to bottle rockets
>Impale matting grass hoppers with needles.(forver together)
>Dip them in used oil
used to kill rats by hitting walls with them. once snapped a small rabbits legs and kept it in my room to watch it starve to death. i fed my relatives dog some needles but it got them removed
>>706926617
you sick fuck
>>706917633
..22 air rifle anyone can get those u aspy
