you are locked in a room with me and im going to kick your ass
how fucked are you?
>>674494016
You're muscles don't scare me little boy, my fighting skills are pro status. I've been doing jiu jitsu since i could walk
You think you're a fuckin badass huh, tell ya what. I'd beat the livin shit outta you kid. You ain't got shit on me. One time I went to a Planet Fitness and just fucked up every fatass in sight, and that was just for fun. One time, I was walkin down the street, and I punched some bitch right then and there. I took her purse too, old ass bitch ain't getting any social security now. Did I mention I'm a general in the Navy Seal Army? Anyway, if you still think your tough shit, let me know. I'll be the guy cummin on your girls face. Cause I'm just that badass. Oh, and before you sign your death wish, I bench 1,000kg for 600 reps. Come at me bro. Pic is me
I've never been in a fight before in my life. I weigh 140 lbs and I don't work out. I'd be fine. You look like a bitch
Come at me bro!
>>674494016
I've been boxing for longer then you've been alive faggot
You think you're a fuckin badass huh, tell ya what. I'd beat the livin shit outta you kid. You ain't got shit on me. One time I went to a Planet Fitness and just fucked up every fatass in sight, and that was just for fun. One time, I was walkin down the street, and I punched some bitch right then and there. I took her purse too, old ass bitch ain't getting any social security now. Did I mention I'm a general in the Navy Seal Army? Anyway, if you still think your tough shit, let me know. I'll be the guy cummin on your girls face. Cause I'm just that badass. Oh, and before you sign your death wish, I bench 1,000kg for 600 reps. Come at me bro.
>pic related, it's me
>>674494016
You might be built, but I probably have better fighting skill. So yeah, I won't leave untouched, but neither will you
Not very. One swift kick in the balls and you'll be cryin' like a bitch.
>>674494016
I'd be laughing too hard at your stupid hat to care
About as fucked as your Photoshop abilities
>>674494016
Hahaha those hands!
You look like Walter whites son
I'm 115 pounds and never fought in my life but I'd be fine. You look like you hit like a faggot
You're really cut but that's because you're not eating so you'll get tired really fast. Also you're core is weak. Might look impressive to skinny fat autists on 4chan because you're cut but there really isn't a lot of muscle mass there. Weak core means weak everything. I'm not even mentioning that you're a manlet. Never mind I just did
bet you wont beat up a fucker with shit all over them. i just had chipotle
>>674494016
you will hit like a bitch, too roided out = slow. 0/10, got a responmse at least.
>>674494016
Get over yourself already. No one wants to 'wrestle' you.
Well, maybe that guy down there. He likes you in a special way.
Aaaaawe such a lil guy!
what are you? Like 5'4"
huehuehue
I would thump the zits on your chest causing you extreme pain.
>>674495688
Dubs of truth
dafuq his hands so red??
>>674494016
>>674494016
shoop, look at the discoloration of his hands/ugly faggot face. That body also looks like rough textured plastic
Am I falling for bait or is his face photo shooped as fuck?
>>674494016
Muscle doesn't decide fights
Fights are decided by about 10% luck 20% skill 15 % concentrated power of will 5% pleasure and about 50% pain
>>674494016
not very. I ccw a Glock 30, .45acp everywhere.
>>674495688
S-sauce plz
>>674494016
Taekwondo Brown belt, almost black. I powerlift. Your white ass is going to get nutted.
>tear off my clothes
>shit in hands
>rub it in like hand sanitizer
come and get me daddy
>>674496535
100% reason to remember the meme
>>674496497
you mean because his neck is all skinny looking?
>>674494016
> not as swol
> better at hand to hand combat
> good chance
> probably will just end up laughing at him though... :0
Well, I hope your pecks are bullet proof. Otherwise you won't like what I pull out of my pants pocket.
>>674494016
Your face isn't defended by an arsenal of muscles. In guessing that this guy's brain is about as insignificant as his muscles are to his self defense, I'm not that concerned.
>>674494016
I threw bigger guys than you out of bars 20 years ago. You lift for looks, I've spent years swinging a hammer and hauling lumber, carting engine manifolds, and working my ass off.
Your muscles look better than mine, but mine know how to work for me for longer than two minutes at a time, and I've taken a punch before. I'll drop your ass in under four minutes; just in time for the wahmbulance to take you away.
>>674497524
your penis?
>>674497813
Uh.... Yeah, I usually keep my dick in my pocket for protection. How'd you guess?
>>674494016
I carry a gun so you'd be dead.
You look like a bitch, I'll be ok.
>>674494016
steroid cocksucker withour steroids... what next? impotence?
>>674494016
I'd be pretty fucked considering how massive of a faggot you are.
>>674497999
Fucking trips good on you mate
>>674494416
It is Wednesday my dudes
>>674494632
kek this nigga legs tho
>>674497999
Well who doesn't?
Photoshopped
>>674494016
id twist his nips bet they are super sensitve dfrom all the female hormones youve been taken you fucking dengerate trap
I'd stab you with my stabbin knife, and probably rape you just for talking shit.
>>674494016
Not very, you are probably stronger than me but I got a good 5 inches and 20 lbs on you.
I was a great wrestler back in my highschool days and am pretty good at street fights.
Unless you have some kind of martial arts experience and are good at it I'm positive I could take that faggot.
Nice body though, I'd do butt stuff with you if I was a homosex
>>674494398
Keked
>>674494016
Time stamp it, fatass.
>>674497178
No becuase his face is retarded looking.
>>674494016
Not very much.
As a proud bald eagle, I carry a minigun at all times.
>>674495688
Sauce
>>674494016
>2edgy4um8
>>674494016
knife cuts muscle. knife good.
>>674494016
come at me fam
>>674494016
Let him strangle me with his bicep around my neck and his body grinding my back side. With him breathing in my ear, at least I will die happy.
>>674494016
I feel okay. You look super dehydrated.
>>674496167
From jerking so much to gain those muscles
I always carry a knife guess I'm fucking you as my prize
>>674494016
By you? Hopefully very
>>674494016
You don't even have a mustache, sir. You come into this confrontation incompletely accoutered.
I carry a knife everywhere. I don't know but I think I'll be fine.
>>674498543
>>674498672
>>674498826
Negros you gay
As a femanon if he was gonna fight me I'd bite my fingernails and scratch them into his eye sockets
I can see why (is it truly you?) this guy works out haha
dare I say....
PHOTOSHOPFAG?
looks like a fucking ken doll.
Also. my .45 ACP round will make you ALOT shorter.
>>674494016
>>674494016
I'm a Navy Seal you ain't got shit on me
>>674500113
Good luck getting in that close to his face.
You'd have better luck with a long range , heavy weapon, like a pipe, sword, or gun.
I don't know what your physique is like, but unless you're either a powerlifter or have the reflexes of an angel, you need a weapon.
Good luck beating my ass. Tell me when you've trained. Then come try to fight me.
I'll probably just throw that bench at the side at you tbh
Nothing, your reflection in the mirror keeps you distracted.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>674500790
I'm a Navy Seal Master Chief Delta Force Para-Rescue Stormtrooper.
>did you even try?
I carry a .45ACP loaded with Lehigh Defense Maximum Expansion. I'm not worried.
I'd just fuck ya.
>>674494016
yeah you can fuck my ass if you wear a bag over your head
is that what you're asking?
>>674494016
I'd punch your face in for you.
>>674494016
>>674501391
You dun goofed OP.
i'm always strapped, cuz. you fucked up. now you gonna die.
>>674494016
I'm not as fucked as you are for thinking that you can kick my ass.
>>674494016
I'd probably just go for the eyes, throat or knees.
>>674494016
this faggot looks like emily ratajkowksi
>>674495688
Everything I was thinking. Well said bro
>>674494016
Piss off. I'll show you the power of my file name.
>>674502109
Right? I probably won't win but if it has to happen I'm giving it my all, maybe I'll get lucky.
>>674501095
>2013
>naga
>>674494016
You'd go to kick my ass, then when you saw it, we'd actually fuck. So I guess I'd be really fucked.
>>674502639
Well that's nice.
>>674501281
thank you. was looking for this.
>>674503368
Is it that nice?
He won't fuck with me. Get at me bro. In fact, I'll make him him get on his knees and suck my cock, then shove my club up his ass all the way through the roof of his mouth!
>>674494016
Well, considering your definition is that intense you're most likely not very well hydrated. Therefore you will tire out easily. Therefore I'll just grapple till you're winded. Then smack you with my dick and walk away with your bitches cunt in my mouth.
It's pretty impressive that you photoshopped this body AND face onto yours, but it also doesn't make any sense.
>>674494016
lol not at all , im 6,4 i would just us my reach until i got u on the ground and then i would started kissing u.
>>674494016
>>674494016
I'm not, because I am going to square you in your roid shrivelled balls first chance I get, then while you grab your tenderized nuggets I will claw at your eyes and bite your face.
>>674494016
I doubt you're bullet proof...
>Implying I don't conceal a knife everywhere I go, just on the off chance this happens
(Or maybe getting jumped by niggers, which is more likely)
>>674494016
assuming that youre locked in the room with me as is, i will have my makeshift rootbeer float i made in a zaxby's cup, i will fling my rooty beery icecream at your chest and nipples. making them diamond hard. then while youre distracted with how hard your nips got, i would put my finger in your belly button an twist in counter clockwise motions to make the situation awkward and uncomfortable. so id say youre fucked.
>>674502365
Even if I get the shit kicked out of me, this guy won't leave without any serious bodily damage
>>674494016
I'LL TEAR YOUR ASS TO THREADS BOI!
>>674494016
You're gonna need a stepladder to punch me you fucking manlet
*SHREADS fucking autocorrect.
>>674505091
Fuck yeah motherfucker! He may have got what he wanted, but it's gonna cost him far more than it's worth.
>>674505358
>>674505656
>>674494016
Why the fuck are you wearing a beanie with you shirt off?
>clearly op has autism
>I could beat the shit out of any autistic kid
>bring you beanie wearing faggot
>>674494016
1/10 fucked cause i always carry scopolamine with me.
step 1. knock the un-sub unconscious.
step 2. open their mouth and put 2g of scopolamine in there.
step 3. wait for the regain of consciousness.
step 4. verbally dictate their reality to them.
step 5. after your done destroying their life, convince them they need to kill themselves.
>brains over brawn profits evryteim
>>674494016
It's funny, whenever people think of fights they always assume that you're going to play fair.
Fuck that. I'll bite, gauge eyes, knee the groin, etc. If you're bigger than me and trying to hand me my ass over bullshit, then I'm going to find ways to protect myself. If that means biting your ear off, then so be it. I'll go full chimp on that motherfucker and start throwing my shit at him.
>>674494016
not fucked because I''m not a manlet and could easily break your midget muscles.
I would give you belly wubs
Depends. How many .45ACP hollow points can you stop?
>>674494016
i would squash your head like a grape
>>674506604
Stomach looks FUCKED UP!
>>674494016
He's probably 5'6 and takes dicks up his butt.
Your breasts are exquisite.
>>674506768
you jelly bro?
>>674494632
God damn I would pay so much money to watch Jon Jones beat the fuck out of non-fighters who wanted to fight him.
>locked in a room with me
>me
>OP
Fuck you're probably some fat, neck beard posting a photo of this random.
Got an audible kek from me, good sir.
>>674506604
What..., you Look like you have a dick in your stomach
>>674494016
Cut abs, arms have no definition, no traps.
I would cradle you into the floor and choke you to sleep. Muscles don't teach people how to not get their arms broken, and they don't teach people how to defend a choke.
Kirill Chakya, what sort of name is that? Btw you have mad photoshop skills OP /s
Bet you get all the boys on Grindr
>>674494632
skipping leg day
>>674494016
I will kick you in the dick!
>>674507561
Meant this file
>>674494016
Obvious shop is obvious
Not at all.... what a dumb ass
I think I'd be pretty...
Un4chanate.
>>674501095
what other Razer products do you have?
>>674499116
Is that a comb for your afro or beard ?
Why am I not surprised you're a personal trainer? hmmmm....
lowlife
>>674498420
>>674508009
People who have never been to the gym. Unless you got good genetics calves are hard as fuck to bulk up. Jones has been bulking like a motherfucker lately and he still has slim calves. Go hit the gym you pussies.
>>674496535
underrated post. Well done.
>>674494016
not as fucked as youre about to be. i will hold your ass down and pound the shit out of you with my 8 inch penor. u hitting me will just turn me on even more.
>>674508129
Fucking mexican
Sweet Batman Boxers, btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2fLEUCJdwk
>>674495688
Is this Hitomi?
>>674494016
I can't take a punch, but I sure can take a cock. Let's make a deal?
>>674494016
From that telling bulge in your pants very.
Are you NATHAN for you?
OP go back to Ukraine with your ugly family.
>>674494016
>OP is a self promoting faggot
0/10 not fucked at all you look like a little bitch
I'd probably trash ya...
>>674494016
Really tho, i don't know if you noticed, or if that's even you, but most of your muscles are actually in the way. That is not a fighters' body at all... Your pecs and biceps are actually fighting eachother, making you much slower in a punch than you should be, as well as completely removing your ability to do a perfect straight.
Your body is good for haymakers but that's about it. That and side jabs.
While your trying to kick my ass, I kick you hard in the balls and you fold to your knees crying momma.
>>674494016
Here's a vid of you, fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S07lEuHnbnA&feature=youtu.be&t=1
>>674495688
sauce
>>674494016
not fucked at all.
always got my trusty ol' poker in my pocket.
why are your hands so red?
>>674494016
Meh I'll be fine or KOed and not gaf due to being KOed.
