REKT THREAD
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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REKT THREAD
>>706784546
Bump for a gore wank
I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>706784721
<3 gr8
>>706784721
Hahaha hahaha hahahahahahahahahah
>>706784721
Not even a webm or gif with someone dying
>>706784546
Wherr have I seen this before?
>>706785701
story?
>>706786090
it's boxxy
>>706786103
the seen that he was worthy of being witnessed so took him and helped him achieve it
>>706785701
WITNESS ME
>>706785701
Why did they do this?
>>706785701
rekt not ylyl
>>706786211
You sure? Link?
>>706785701
gay
>>706786103
Shit like this happens here all the time in the UK, usually to the young apprentices
>>706786417
no, this is gay
>>706786361
Fucking lost
>>706786502
wtf is that
>>706785701
>>706786549
That is what it feels like to chew 5 gum
>>706786502
WHEN HE DOES THE WHEN HE PUTS THE
>>706786549
Gay
>>706784546
what ended up happening with this chick? did she pull an hero?
>>706786825
she became obese and camwhores on chaturbate
>>706786825
It turned into a he and rode off into the night to blog about all its bullshit. No links I dont care
>>706786887
What she did?
>>706786825
de chaturbate com degrotesquedami
>>706786502
the forbidden fleshlight........this is just wrong , on so many levels.
>>706787266
Borat?
rip snippy, never forget
>>706787266
footloose India.....
>>706787396
no anon....this is the only right way...
this is the purest form of love.
>>706787462
fucking file size limit, can't post the actual gif
>>706787703
Disgusting
>>706787401
so the guy slaps him on the ass....(like good on ya) and the other guy has an axe and a gun...worst gay gang fight ever
>>706787820
>fight
what did he mean by this?
>>706787703
u need help..and nice quads.....
>>706787820
worst attempt at being funny ever.
>>706787928
lurk moar
>>706787928
>quads
what?
>>706787911
what I mean is welcome to 4chan ......JAFO
>>706787946
worst attempt at retort.
>>706787820
hes stabbing his ass i think
>>706787928
>quads
you fucking gay?
only faggots write like this.....you should kill yourself...................
>>706788109
stop thinking
>>706788111
czech'd
>>706788111
u lurking for a date.....fag
>>706788195
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>>706788129
u hurt my last good feeling............
>>706788129
so meta...
>>706788195
kys
>>706788011
Lol! The whole asian men community is gonna hate this guy forever for revealing the bitter truth of asian men's penis.
>>706788339
i dont think you can distinguish race when theres that much autism
>>706788335
I shall call u semen demon
>>706788195
.................. ^:) .................. :)^ .................. )^: .................. :^)
>>706784721
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am a CIA trained mkultra sociopath high as fuck on LSD right now on his way to your house prepared to give you unexpected heart failure or electronically crash your car into tree. I've been involved in numerous covert psyops and I have over 300 confirmed victims assassinated via astral projection.
You think you can get away with posting pics of boxes of my shit on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am sucking another sugarcube and masturbating furiously to get my hate levels up. So you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>706788493
please do
>>706788562
>>706786825
She got pumped by the faggot from blood on the dancefloor.
Ended up having a kid with him but she was only 15 at the time so they gave it up for adoption then the hill billy in the back ground went to jail for trying to kill the botdf faggot.
>>706787523
topkek
>>706788784
too soon
>>706788784
OK seriously what is this. I've been here for years and I've never heard this story. All anyone ever says is "too soon" all I've gathered is that she was raped? Idk
Please explain
INB4 too soon
>>706788894
classic
>>706788930
really soon nerve gas
>>706788930
Too soon anon, too soon
>>706788830
thank you............somebody gets Me...
>>706788930
is this bait? honestly, i cant tell anymore...
>>706789104
It wasn't. But I think I see it now. I never looked close at the picture. I feel fucking retarded now.
>>706786979
The houses look uncharacteristic, but is this Swedish folkrace?
>>706788930
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Perfection_Girl
fuck sake.. all it took was a simply fucking image search..
And also, too soon
>>706786979
I miss that game so much
>>706786697
kek
>>706787401
How the fuck is this rekt? It's only gore
gore =/= rekt
What the fuck has this place come to? Not even knowing your own terminology, what a fucking disgrace.
>>706788784
Too soon
>>706784721
Go to class kid and get off the big kids website before you have a panic attack.
>>706788894
The Acme Company always deliver on time...
>>706787703
>>706788536
How the fuck is this rekt? Gore, yes, rekt, no.
>>706788585
lol that filename
>>706789168
What is it anon?
>>706787928
>>706787957
>>706788011
>>706788111
>>706789247
This is why you're never invited to parties.
>>706787703
Theres a noodle in your noodle
>>706789322
his hand got rekt
>>706789479
face got rekt and bladder got rekt by worm
>>706788930
It's just one of those stupid jokes anons have that are jokes just because they're jokes.
There's absolutely nothing "too soon" about it. They just decided to say that every time they see the image because apparently that's funny.
>>706789580
fuq
>>706784721
Gay
>>706789675
>anons
>they
said anonymous
>>706789675
yeah, she was/is supposedly dead.
This thread is shit.
>>706789548
That landing is actually pretty good for him. It's on a hill and he's gonna hit near his ass/lower back. Probably a broken tailbone maybe a broken leg but that's pretty good all things considered.
>>706789675
It's social edicate; it's similar to saying "bless you" after a stranger sneezes. After you've been doing it for so long, half the time you don't even realize you said it.
>>706789973
very nice
>>706788930
some dumb slut who drank some sort of freezer block liquid who got posioned and died and some dude took her into a room and thought she was cool wid sex and took photos of her in her undies etc
>>706788585
Lost
>>706790056
this is a rekd thread, no need to troll with the asses
>>706790231
>ammo-racked
>fucking skycancer
>>706786405
It's Jessie Slaughter you dumb fuck.
>>706790231
Who thought it was a good idea to stick their head up close to a tank (apc?) that's obviously getting fucked?
>>706790435
Sorry, could never find the original without the les thumbnail.
>>706790447
MODS
>>706790035
He just keeps going, lol
>>706789609
Not ylyl
>>706788591
Lul muh nigga
>>706790011
Hory shit. Story?
>>706790608
>tfw that head just wont come off
3rd world problems
>>706790447
Way out of line Anon
>>706787783
Chink moot confirmed Jew
>>706790423
This isn't rekt, this is gore.
That said, holy shit are these awesome where half the head just sprays all over the place. Goes to show that the effects of the same ammunition and weapons vary greatly with placement, anatomy and plain luck.
>>706790943
also air humidity and temperature
along with the persons diet and general health
>>706789950
Edicate? I hope you mean etiquette. Learn English please.
>>706788677
DAT filename
>>706790975
Unfortunately, I can't post anymore. Almost 70 percent of my rekt folder is junk now since size limits were changed.
>>706789662
They say seatbelts saves life
>>706789465
>replying to pasta
Please dont do this
>>706788784
http://perfectiongirl.ytmnd.com/
>>706785701
I like how he is so nicely shaved and clean down there.
>>706790975
Is a fucking T-1000 driving that bus?
>>706789939
Things could definitely have been worse, but considering the height and speed he's traveling at, there's still a serious risk of death. Landing on his back or ass means he's got 0 impact dampening. All that force will travel through his spine, possibly shattering it. Without wheels underneath him, that transition won't do shit.
>been practicing various "extreme sports" for 13 years, most involving airtime and landing in transitions
>>706790840
What a fucking idiot, he lit himself on fire
>>706791062
iktf
>>706790924
Are they even too retarded to sharpen a blade?
Jesus christ these hadjis are useless in every aspect.
>>706791062
>size limits were changed
when and to what was that exactly?
>>706790975
Pokémon dreaming
>>706791358
That blade may be dull, but it sure looks more like bad technique. No matter how sharp your blade is, you'll have a serious problem going through bone. Proper technique is what separates the men from the boys, or hand from the arm if you will.
>>706789430
That made me jump.
>>706791421
Don't know when, but the size limit was changed from 4MB to 2MB
>>706789609
Did he die?
>>706789626
Did he die?
>>706786502
i need an explanation
>>706789662
Good. I hope the dumb twat fractured her skull. I hope she gets sued for everything and can't use her arm anymore or some shit.
>>706784721
Wtf is your problem? If you don't like rely threads, don't fucking open them. Nobody oua gun to your head and made you open the thread, so don't act all high and mighty and bitch about it. Whiny fucks like you is what's wrong with the world. Grow a fucking pair and get over it.
>>706790897
Surgical Gloves and Betadine.
>>706791777
newest of the fags
>>706788585
>filename
you got me.
>>706790526
Did he survive?
>>706789867
God this takes me back to the Kazaa days.
>>706790709
Where was this?
>>706791746
when a man and a man love eachtoher very much, sometimes one of the men puts his penis into the others penis and makes love to it
>>706790453
300 WN8 E100
>>706786361
>>706789322
>>706789479
>>706790943
>>706790435
Oh thank you very much, Rekt-Thread-Master
>>706790011
accidently opened the flooddoors?
>>706787266
cu-cu-cu-curry slide!
>>706790262
what is that machine?
>>706786090
ya dun goofed anon
>>706786502
Just fuck my dick up
>>706790806
fuck..
>>706790897
the suspense that guy must feel
>>706792334
I would murder the driver.
>>706792398
ditto
>>706789662
Fun fact, I saw this gif on my first day here almost exactly 6 years ago.
>>706784721
come back next time with a greater bait anon
>>706789973
One if the obligatory ones.
>>706790806
She could've grabbed her kid. Stupid fucking asians.
>>706789322
How about I rek your mom?
>>706792999
checked
>>706792999
She needs it, she most likely haven't gotten laid in 15 years
>>706786215
What does this sentence mean?
>>706791421
>>706791647
hiro changed it as a cost cutting measure, 4chan is outta dosh bruv
>>706792138
Nerve gas extractor
>>706793271
i made that post, i made a spelling error, i meant to say they seen he was worthy of being witnessed so they helped him to achieve it
they chromed his asshole for ihim
>>706792023
Hahahahaha sheeeeeeeeit. This was better than rickrolling people back in the day.
>>706785701
This is a really sick thing to do, spray paint a disabled kids arse and balls
>>706793380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d1yDCWicf0
strangely ressembles this
>>706793380
the fuck is this?
R.I.P.
>>706790975
this is gotta be staged it's like the camera guy new it was gonna happen that's why the video starts right when the bus is in the shot
nice bait though
>>706790897
That's what you get for stealing
>>706793402
unlike some of the guys in the gifs, this joke really got old.
>>706791647
It must have just happened. Hiro said this would have to happen because of rising server costs.
>>706785701
everything is chrome in the future
>>706793597
>are you retard?
>>706793648
thank you for that
>>706785701
The gay one who slap his ass at the end is a gold.
>>706793621
He probably didn't steal and they're just chopping his arm off because >muslims.
>>706793544
I think it's a hoof.. Without the hoof.
>>706793544
Ithink it's a hoof without the hard part
>>706787783
cringe
>>706788653
Because if friends dont dance and if they dont dance well theyre no friends of yours?
>>706786677
Underrated post
>>706785701
>>706793888
witnessed
>>706794018
nice, how to fuck up your tastebuds with pure stupidity for the rest of your life.
>>706787928
>>706794180
That looks like physics in Battlefield bugging out...
>>706794267
>>706787911
I'm not sure, I just ignored it
>>706793623
Stop asking stupid questions then
>>706793544
The inside of a hoof. One could think that the whole thing is hard, which is what you drive the nails through. Because the hoof actually looks like this, you can see how infections and issues may occur and be very painful for the horse.
>>706788591
You sad fuck this is about 7 years old now>>706788784
*crunchy sounds*
>>706794373
I want to know what this machine does, why is it a stupid question you fucking troll.
>>706793739
Nah then they would just kill him, they aren't mexicans to chop someone's arm off for no reason
>>706784903
That is how I kill rats around my house
>>706788784
Original picture
>>706788585
Filename kek
>>706787266
Is that a flash mob or crash mob?
>>706784546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hNH54VSu4o
>>706794640
y u d dis to meee
>>706787040
massive attentionwhoring basically
>>706792023
I no rite. I couldnt get it out of my head for weeks
>>706789548
Did the bike live?
>>706794602
hardly
>>706786502
Wrong thread, wrong board literally fag
>>706788847
Is that shit explodng or just dirt?
>>706794557
>3rd world fag detected
>>706789240
I wish we see the whole vidja (video), to see that cunt get battered, for no reason kicks a little kid in the balls
>>706788536
"Hey smooth skin"
>>706794902
this is /b/
gayest board there is
>>706786103
UK muslim shit
>>706794902
This wouldn't even be allowed in /hm/ anyway. The queens there would squeal that its gross.
>>706792837
then theyd both be dead. this way she can just have another one
>>706784721
It's because they're sad little cunts who still live with their parents and are most probably virgins, they need to get laid all they do is wank to dead bodies and photos of tots, why photos? There's plenty of porn sites, it's the fucking Internet you sad cunts
>>706788011
>filename
>not naming it h3h3productions
why the fuck didn't you save it with the right name?
>>706787401
Wow that guy is tough.
>>706788794
ouch
>>706786211
how the fuck do you not know that this is jessie slaughter? this is like ancient 4chan raid shit. read the cancer that is ED you newfag.
>>706786502
This is a cock full of synthol
>>706795278
i saved it a long time ago, never changed the name
>>706794564
did he died?
>>706789500
>>706791971
>>706794574
thats the joke you cucks. The fucking filename
>>706792138
a machine that stamps metal sheets i think
or cuts metal? anyway something that will kill you
>>706795921
looks like a giant waffleiron.
>>706793632
I have a feeling this is here in houston
>finally see a REKT thread after 3 days
>>706789247
I never noticed that Encyclopediadramatica has a fake story about her.
Extra points for that, only the anons who where in the thread know the truth.
>>706788930
I'm your dream, mind astray, I'm your eyes while youre away, I'm your pain while you repay.
>>706794180
Cannot be true
>>706790568
>just married
Wouldn't you?
>>706788847
that filename
>>706794505
Its a press obviously
>>706790806
All that blood...
>>706795219
this is illogical in human nature, humans aren't lions, the changes of obtaining another healthy offspring that survives longer than the one already pictured one are much slimmer than just protecting the one you have already, specially if it's already older than a year and has no born side effects
>>706796818
bait
>>706796818
broken wine bottles
>>706790201
MOMOMOMOMOONSTER KILLLLLL!!
>>706793402
Kek
http://theync.com/badger329872/the-original-emo-cutter-girl-photoset-in-full.htm
This kinda made me sick
>>706790924
Fucking sucks, punishment is losing your arm but now you fucking die because of infection.
>>706791548
Dull blade, a sharp machete easily cuts off an arm, first time in these threads?
>>706794267
Those eyes show true madness
>>706788585
This can't be true! Tyrone would not be living in such a nice house...
>>706794419
It will grow back, right?
>>706794447
what? lurk moar
>>706797248
The punishment is losing your hand, and they don't die of infection because they get treated afterwards
