If only you guys knew how fucked up i am, you think you guys are safe behind the screens? you kids should be careful with who you talk with, ive done my fair share of killings back in the day, and my thrist for blood is returning. i killed so many people that is like eating bread with butter to me, its like a normal thing now, i dont even care if you have a family or friends, i will slay every single one of you, just wait for your turn kid. your nect.
-the clown of dark death
>>706680101
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Say that to my AR-15 motherfucker.
>>706680101
>>706680101
/thread
>>706680101
Check me fucking muslim hookers in Maroc
>pic related it's me
>>706680221
>Newfag
>>706680269
>>706680204
>ar-15
>picture of an AK
>>706680428
it's a pepe. are you taking a pepe seriously?
>>706680428
>>706680388
>>706680269
>>706680241
>>706680221
>>706680208
>>706680204
I laught at your ignorence, you kids think is funny to post stupid pictures of cartoon frogs and stuff but when i will kill you all then it will stop being funny because you will be death. the souls of my enemies will be swollan by my dark hatred.
- the clown of dark death.
>>706680700
dubs confirm this level of autisum
>>706680101
Is this not ShoeNice from liveleak?
>>706680700
Holy shit, are you in your mom's living room? I don't know if it's the lighting, or just who I feel you are as a person, that's telling me that's a mom's livingroom.
>>706680700
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>706680700
death isn't that scary bro. it's 2016. people have done dmt and super aids, get over yourself.
>>706680700
Did you write all those names on the wall, because that's all the people you killed? Like because upon closer inspection a lot of those aren't even names. There's numbers, and shit in half of em.
>>706680966
my mother? she is not with me anymore cause i sacrifeced her soul to my lord, the lord of death seeks none and all at the same time, he will seek you too soon enought, just you wait kid. if he doesnt seek you.. then i will seek you myself
>>706681146
They're screen names. How dense are you?
>>706681202
nigga you gay
>>706681202
You can't kill me I already want to die check mate faggot
ITS ME! MR FLEA!
>>706681202
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>706681146
>>706681287
yes. the names of my victims. they all cried when i cutted their troaths, the floor filled with blood and hatred and i became the clown of dark death
>>706681438
You should proably stop killing and take up an English class also
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
im gay
>>706681536
Looks like the killer clown wanted to grace us with dubs
>>706680101
>your nect
>>706680101
>thrist for blood
>your nect
Apparently, they don't teach spelling in clown school.
>>706681438
>thinking CoD is real
>>706681287
How dense are to fall for that bait. Those aren't victims. Who wants to take the time to cross reference those usernames with actual social networks, or messengers. He knows we won't check his work, plus I feel like all those names were written just now.
>>706680700
What exactly is swollan?
ENOUTGH. YOU STUPID KIDS HAVE BEEN TALKING FOR LONG ENOUTGH. im not joking when i say that i will kill you all just wait and see. you will to turn into clowns of darkeness, because i once was like you too, alone and afraid, and then the lord of darkeness came and took me into his army of clowns of death. join me. or i will force you to joins us.
>>706681903
If your the clown of darkness and death then I'm fucking leafy
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Man, there was this clown, and he was a real happy guy, a real happy guy, he had all these greens and all these yellows and all these oranges bubbling around inside of him. And he had just one thing he wanted in this world, he just wanted to make people laugh, that’s all he wanted out of this world, he was a real happy guy
Let me tell you about this clown, he used to a raise a sweat every night out on the stage and just wouldn't stop, that’s how hard he worked. He was trying to make people laugh. He used to have this cute little gimmick where he had a seal follow him up and down a step-ladder, blowing Columbia Gem of the Ocean out on a B-flat scale Sears-Roebuck a model 1322 A plastic bugle, a real cute act, but they didn’t laugh, well you know, a few little things here and there, but not really, and he was booking out in all these tank towns, playing the rotary clubs, the Kiwanis clubs and the American legion hall; and he just wasn't making it, but he had all these wonderful things going on inside of him, all these greens and yellows and all these oranges, he was a real happy guy, and all he wanted to do was to make these people laugh, that’s all he wanted out of this world, to make people laugh, and then something began to grow, something that just wasn't good began growing inside of his head
>>706680101
Ive never left my mums basement.
Shes cooking chicken nuggers for me right now.
I need to lift up 6 fat folds to see me micro penis
-clown of dark death
>>706682094
You know, it’s a funny thing. Something began to trouble this clown, you know little things, little things once in a while would happen, that would make that crowed begin to move, but they were never the right things, like for example the time the seal got sick on the stage, all over the stage, the crowd just, just broke out, little things like that. And they weren't suppose to in the act, and they weren't supposed to be funny. This began to trouble him, and it bothered him. And this little thing began to grow inside of him. And all those greens and all those oranges and all those yellows, they just weren't as bright as they used to be. And all he wanted to do was to make that crowd laugh, that’s all he wanted to do. There was this one night in Dubuque when he was playing at the rotary club. All these dentists, these druggists, all these postmen sitting around, and they were a real cold bunch, nothing was happening. He was leaving the stage when he stumbled over his ladder and fell flat on his face, just flat on his face. When he stands up and he’s got this bloody nose and he looks out at the crowd and that crowd is just rolling on the floor, he’s just knocked them flat out, this begins to trouble and even more. He begins to see something, he begins to see something
>>706680204
Say that to the polonium I put in your water this morning.
>>706682127
And right about here things began to change, but really change. Not the least of which our clown changes his act. He bought himself a set of football pads, a yellow helmet with red stripes, hired a girl who dropped a five pound sack of flour on his head every night, maybe twenty feet up. Oh man!, what a bit, that just broke them up every night, but not like Dubuque. And all those colors, all those yellows, all those reds, all those oranges, a lot of gray in there now a lot of blue. And all he wanted was to make this crowd laugh, that’s all he wanted out of this world. They were laughing alright, not like Dubuque, but they were laughing, And all the dough started coming in. He was playing the big towns. Chicago, Detroit, and then it was Pittsburgh one night. A real fine town Pittsburgh, you know. But three quarters way through his act, a rope broke, down came the backdrop, right on the back of the neck, and he went flat and something broke, this was it. It hurt way down deep inside, he tried to get up. He looked out at the audience, and man, you should’ve, you should’ve, you should’ve seen that crowd. They was rolling in the aisle. This was bigger than Dubuque. This was bigger than Dubuque. But this was the last one... this was the last one. He knew now. Man he really knew now. But it was too late and all he wanted was to make this crowd laugh, and they were laughing, but now he knew. That was the end of the clown. And you should have seen the bookings come in. Man his agent was on the phone for 24 hours. The Palladium, MCA, William Morris. But it was too late. He really knew now. He really knew. He really knew now. William Morris sends regrets
>>706681903
he is real he is talking the thruth, i seen the clown of dark death with my own two eyes. he is real i tell you. im really scarred rgith now because of how real he is. he once killed my sisters.
`sigh`
>>706682101
>Not saying tendies
Wew lad
>>706682170
Sup op hows your day been
Yall dumb as hell. That's shoenice.
>>706682170
see? one of my countless victims. you. are .next.
>>706681903
>scaryredpicofme.jpg
dis too much
>>706680700
That is sooper original makeups
Go back to bed, Stephen.
>>706682304
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>706682170
You made the same type of typos, this isn't your every day autism. This is advanced autism.
>>706682304
And then you reply to it, not even five minutes later. Fuck man, I mean geez.
Joker Fail. You tube.
>>706682310
I actually had to go back and see if that was the real filename. It was. My sides are in orbit.
I will never forget the day in highschool when I wondered around the school over pure boredom at lunch. I opened a random door to a hallway that had a bunch of rooms. The first room I opened had a bunch boxes and file cabinets. I was ready to leave but as I went to walk out I heard a group of girls talking. After a bit of investigation I realized the room was right next to the girls change room. After searching around the room for a bit I looked up to see a vent at the top of the wall. I thought to myself, omg! Imagine if I could see right into the change room. I stacked some boxes up and climbed up. I removed the vent screen and climbed though the vent shaft, a few moments later I arrived at another vent screen. When I looked through it my head friggin exploaded! I could see right into the change room. Full view. From my vantage point I was completely hidden behind the vent. No one could see me at all. The group of girls wallked by chatting but we're completely clothed. Since it was lunch girls rarely used the gym change rooms. Let's just say I was late to class many many times! I never mentioned it to anyone of my friends. I was in heaven. I got to see all the hottest girls in school in their birthday suits. I went their at lunch a week later and caught miss Jones the hot milf English teacher with large breasts take a shower. I started to bring a home lunch to school so I could scarf it down fast and head right to that heavenly vent at lunch break. That vent turned into a cave filled with stalactites. I was blowing like a volcano all week! This one time a girl that every guy was in love with showered at lunch break. She ended up doing more then showering! I was in heaven. I was just a young buck with raging hormones! Instead of going home and Pudd whacking it every night like I usually did dreaming about what girls from my school looked like without clothes on I was seeing it all with my own eyes. I have so many memories that I witnessed. It was pure bliss
>>706681903
How do I join up?
>>706680101
pshh, i don't even like bread and butter
>>706683038
whatch your back because the only way to join.. is .. to die.
>>706680241
>Maroc
Hannibal Lecter you ain't
what the fuck am i doing in this thread
>>706683242
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>706680700
>ignorence
>swollan
We're all going to get serial killed by a retard.
>>706682514
>>706682740
you kids wont be laughting once you die by my hands
>>706683429
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>706683388
dubs of truth
titjobs
>>706683242
Im reddy 2 dei
>>706681202
>sacrifeced
Did you shit your mother to death?
Can the lord of death lend you a dictionary?
>>706683457
topkek
>>706683484
How u doing today, Pat?
>>706681438
>i cutted their troaths
What's a troath?
uuuuooooowwwwuuuuu
im an alien from out space
need men with big cocks that will fuck me hard
>>706680101
If only you knew how fucked up i am, you think you are safe behind your screen? you, kid, should be careful with who you talk with, i've done my fair share of killing back in the day, and my thrist for blood is returning. I have killed many people that is like breathing to me, i dont even care if you have family or a friend, just wait for your turn kid.
-high guy
>>706680101
>>706680700
>>706681202
>>706681438
>>706681903
>>706682304
>>706683242
>>706683429
Are you sure you're not the Fat clown of Bacon?
>>706681903
>lord of darkeness
Is this him?
>>706683781
Is your name Wesley/Wes?
>>706680101
Faggot
>>706683850
Shut up Kanye you're a faggot, Lord who robbed his own wife because he's broke
>>706683850
no. you make laught. thats just a picture of a black guy. the lord of darkeness holds no face, because the darkeness hides hes true form.
>>706683429
I've never seen a serial killer clown with a double chin.
I think I can easily outrun you, fatty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWRstEhVXvY&feature=youtu.be
>>706680200
Lmfao righteous.
Btw you have been checked, sir.
>>706684043
So mister clown man what's your opinion of the führer
>>706684043
you look like an obese and teenage version of the joker lol just get a life man
Come over to my house killer clown and I will feed you to my basement dweller.
>>706684043
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
My basement dweller
>>706684102
>>706684043
>darkeness
I think they prefer "lord of African-Americaness"
>>706682182
Nuggers and tendies aren't the same thing REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>706684043
You look like shoenice.
>>706684145
lol thats not fuhrer, thats hitler
>>706684043
Shaggy 2dope, or violent J would stomp ur faggot face
>>706684043
You are a very devoted follower, in not here to grant you wishes or promise fame but if you continue following my cause I will have enough loyal subjects to help usher darkness to the mortal world
>>706681202
I have my own clown of dankness to protect me from the likes of you
>>706680101
clowns are gay.
/thread
>>706684547
Fake and gay
>>706684303
Filthy jew
>>706681202
if you were trying to get my attention, clown, then you have it. so ask your questions or say what you must but do not waste my time.
~death
>>706684652
>implying death exist
>implying death posts on /b/
/b/ is too much even for death
>>706680101
I will eat you like I ate all of your family, you precocious little slut.
>>706684725
exactly the reason /b/ is dead
>>706680101
OP, If only you knew how fucked up i am, you think you are safe behind the screen? you kid, should be careful with who you talk with, ive done my fair share of killings back in the day, and my thrist for blood is returning. i killed so many clowns that is like eating bread with butter to me, its like a normal thing now, i dont even care if you have a family or friends, i will slay you, just wait for your turn kid. your nect.
-the other clown of dark death
>>706684652
>implying death doesn't capitalize letters at the beginning of his sentences
>>706684864
>implying death gives a shit about grammar
>>706684725
>>706684864
your belief in whether or not I really am who I claim to be is irrelevant for i'm not here to debate my existence ~death
>>706680204
>Not even an ar-15
Kys
>>706680101
I'm the fucking leader of anonymous, you twat. And now you've thoroughly pissed me off. I wasn't even that close to edge, and yet your miserable dribble has actually managed to push me off. You hear that? To the end of the line. THE BREAKING POINT. Normally I dismiss this kind of shit without a second thought, but you've crossed a certain boundary you fucking faggot. And you should have known better, you should have realized what could happen if you took your joke a little too far. But you failed, and now will await the repercussions. Fuck I haven't even gotten my hacking laptop out in years, I think that shit is still running some pirated version of XP. But it's time to brush the dust off and set an example, because clearly faggots like you are too young to know what can really happen when you mess with the likes of our group. I hope you're ready for what's in store, because mommy won't be able to save you this time. Best you pack your bags and flee now, flee to whatever remote shit hole you can hide to. And you better pray we won't find you. But we will, and when that day comes you will rue the day you made what was seemingly a harmless comment on an anonymous message board. The clock's ticking, pal. Tick tock. Your time is about to run out
>>706685085
you are fag, that's what i believe
>>706680700
Did you eat the Batman?
>>706684950
>implying I give a shit if you give a shit about whether or not death gives a shit about grammar
>>706680101
Look at this bitch trying to get his own ed page
post your name/phone #/address I'll pass it to the webmaster for you
>>706684043
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>706681202
So, you wrote down every name of every person that has made you cry on the wall? How come?
so this is now copypasta thread?
>>706685085
>sent from my Samsung Galaxy S3
>on the Boost Mobile network
>>706681903
I wish the Lord of darkness would have taught you basic spelling skills.
>>706680101
top KEK
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>>706684303
Op is fag.
Sage in all fields
>>706682304
Your mother is going to ground you when she finds out you stole her makeup again.
>>706685419
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
>>706684043
Too much g.o.t for you fatboy
>>706684043
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
>>706683429
We will be laughing when you die by the hand of diabetes.
I grew up with this. And you really think a cheap unoriginal joker rip-off is a problem?
>>706685424
Hi aus fag.
>>706685718
Not yet
>>706684043
Is this to scare children? Doesn't really make sense since you aren't allowed within 1000ft if a school or park.
I am confused with all the names, are you the clown of dark death, and your master is the lord of darkness? Why not the lord of dark deathness? Or are you the clown of dead darkness, and so is your lord? Is death dark some sort of county title like of Leicester? Will the lord of dank darthness kill me or will you?
>>706685804
That's America, dipshit
>>706684307
After they blow each other.
spiderman confirmed
>>706685332
oh kid. they didnt made me cry. i made them cry because i killed every single one of them to death
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ENOUTGHT. YOU ARE STARTING TO BOTHER ME. go away if you are too scarred of me, i know you all are. and if you think that you are not scarred of me you will be, when you fall asleep i will slice you open with my dagger of fallen frost (a gift of the lord of darkeness to me) and then you will beg for a quick death. but . i . wont . give . you. a . quick. death.
>>706685792
Bozo nostalgia thread? I fucking loved the grand prize game.
>>706685976
Do you belive in santa?
> "You're nect"
OP is a flamboyant homosexual
>>706685976
no, really im not doing shit right now let's meet
>>706685976
Actuly is dolan
>>706685976
>oh kid. they didnt made me cry. i made them cry because i killed every single one of them to death
>they didnt made me cry
>i killed every single one of them to death
>killed to death
OP confirmed autistic fagget
>>706685976
I see know that your appearance tells of what you really are. a joke. you will pay for having wasted my time.
~death
>>706685976
The only thing you have that's frosted is flakes you obese weeb.
This is quite possibly one of the funniest threads I've seen in a long time, OP is top tier clown.
>>706686466
I give him 2/5 chins
>>706686019
Loved that show, was saddened when Larry Harmon passed in '08.
"Bozo, Bozo, always laughs never frowns. Bozo, Bozo, Bozo the clown."
>>706680101 (OP) #
OP, If only you knew how smoked up i am, you think you are safe behind the screen? you kid, should be careful with who you talk with, ive done my fair share of harvests back in the day, and my thrist for plant matter is returning. i smoked so many blunts that it is like eating rice crispy treats to me, its like a normal thing now, i dont even care if you have a family or friends, i will smoke you up, just wait for your turn kid. your nect.
-the server of dark meat
Is there a way to join your cult that doesn't involve dying?
i will dissapear now, BUT you will hear from me again someday, the death of weaker people feed me stronger. hear this words:
when the night comes my spirit will seek blood, when the wind blows my blade will seek torment. when the mist comes my anger will seek payment. and when death comes i will seek you.
no one can hide from my path of vegeance, many tried and many failed. because death awaits from no men. you . have . been. warnned.
>>706687337
>path of vegeance
So only the vegetables need to worry. Got it.
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>>706687337
Wait, answer my question. I've never had a family before and I imagine a cult would be the closest thing.
>>706680700
>>pic related it's me
looks like shoenice, the guy from youtube that swallows everything.
>>706681903
I'm batman
>>706687685
I'm bateman
>>706683457
Thats a topkek
>>706687509
you will find out later .. tonigth.. when you least escpect.. . . . . dont scream when you see me, you wouldnt want to woke up the neightboors now would you ;-)
>>706687337
I will mouth fuck you, you fat shitard
>>706680101
You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize
