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>tfw you're a twink top and love bottom muscle fags
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>>705516315
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.
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>>705516315
Post moar
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>>705516812
Very nice.
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>>705517004
Got any of men cumming on others face?
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>>705517214
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>>705517214
nn
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>>705517726
Fucking brilliant
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>>705517970
This is good, thanks
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>>705516315
>tfw i'm gunna find u and i'm gonna make u my bottom. Gonna tear ur little twink hole with my thickness and fill u to the brim with my hot load and make u hold it in while i drop a second load down ur throat
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>>705518411
Can I watch?
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>>705518411
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>>705516315
Ugh...I wish I could find a twink top. I'm a tall masc guy (but slim and secretly smooth) and everyone puts me right in the top category
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Anyone in Ohio looking for gay buddy? Looking to experiment...
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>>705519243
hooooot!
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>>705518411
Don't ever do that again.
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>>705519416
>tall, but slim
I'd prefer this manlet to you
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>>705519416
I'd fuck you but I'm old as dirt and pot bellied.
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>>705520156
moar cum
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This triggers gays
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>>705520230
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>>705519766
Gunna find u op. I'm learning how to trace IPs as we speak....
Snapchat?
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>>705520403
I'm bi and greedy so I'm happy
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>>705520520
Thats moar like it, thank you
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>>705520569
>I'm learning how to trace IPs
Nah, it's impossible
Also, I use dynamic IPs
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>>705520901
wow
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>>705521420
Fucking great
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>>705521904
Gay it up. bummers
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>>705522208
moar
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>>705523136
Don't have much porn with trannies
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>>705523399
Thats ok, you are doing great
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>>705516315
Why are twinks always into very masc guys? I dont get it
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>>705524704
cool
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Homosex is like watching paint dry. It makes me feel nothing. Not do I feel disgusted, nor do I like it. Zero
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>>705524904
hnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg
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>>705525007
No, many twinks are into twinks
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>>705526159
Jesus, that tongue movement...
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>>705526521
You're into giving or taking cum?
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>>705526824
Giving, in faces and over arses
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>>705526824
What about you?
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>>705527717
The same
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>>705527855
Fucking great isn't it?
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>>705516315


these pics do nothing for me sexually i find it gross

but when i see a hot shemale muh dick turns to diamonds
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>>705528092
Sure
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>>705528427
Lol, he's not even passing
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>>705528844
cos we're all sluts
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>>705528427
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Channing?
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>>705529311
loving the precum
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>>705529753
not really my type but why not
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>>705529912
thats fucking hot
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Moreeeeeee
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>>705537117
Is it you?
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Oh, it's you again. Sissy from last time here. <3
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>>705537845
No
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>>705516315
Homesexuality was a mistake.
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>>705537977
Hello

>>705538287
Perhaps
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If anyone wants to add my snap: ablatch21 feel free
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>>705538397
How are you? :3
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>>705538287
The only mistake is not more homosexuality.
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>>705538398
R you twink top or muscle bot?
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>>705538463
Fine. And you? XD
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>>705538505
Muscle bottom
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>>705538580
Horny, I haven't taken my cage off since last time. :O
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>>705538622
I'd add you, but I have no snap

>>705538842
Why? :0
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>>705539077
Because I'm a good little sissy. :P
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Why is gay sex so hot? Sex with men is waaaaay better.
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>>705539192
Do you wok out, sissy? :D
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>>705539429
Not really, I do just enough to stay fit. Do you want to punish me for that? :P
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>>705539607
Yes and to make you look likte this
I want a super muscle slave bitch :D
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>>705539796
I'd still like to worship your feet in the meantime. <3
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>>705539986
You should work hard to get the attention of your Lord XD
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>>705540127
How about you work out with me and I get to lick your sweaty feet?
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>>705540491
I'm not too tall (175 cm) and if I start getting muscles I'll end up looking like this *_*
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>>705540717
I just want your feet to get sweaty. :O
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>>705540911
kinky
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>>705541051
I'm a naughty sissy. :P
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>>705541136
So you should obey your God who orders you to get as much muscle as possible :P
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>>705541469
Will I be your piss bitch?
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>>705541650
Yes
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>>705541908
I kinda have a thing for piss and sweat. <3
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>>705542040
I can piss inside your ass :D
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>>705542123
You'd like that, wouldn't you? :O
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>>705542242
Yeaf, if your ass is huge XD
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>>705542423
How else would you like to humiliate your little bitch? :P
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>>705542606
Make you lick my shoes :d
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>>705542772
*_*

And sniff your socks too?
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>>705542988
Sure
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>>705543271
I love you <3
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>>705543451
I love you too :D
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>>705543544
I want to lick your feet. :P
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>>705543657
Will you try to get as much muscle as possible, bitch? :D
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>>705543722
Now that's more like how I look. :P
>>705543770
If you want that, sir. <3
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>>705543909
Yes, I want you to look like this :D
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>>705544368
Jenny Weasley LOL
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>>705544210
I'll do anything to serve my master. :P
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>>705544994
I don't believe you :o
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>>705545272
Come here and punish me if you think I'm lying. <3
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>>705545604
Haha, I will only come and punish you when you look like this :D
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>>705545776
Anything to be your piss bitch. <3
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>>705545946
Even steroids? XD You sound like a docile bitch XDD
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>>705546084
Only if you promise to humiliate me every day. <3
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>>705516315
Str8fag here, can someone explain to me the logistics of this top and bottom thing? Like why does certain qualities make one a top or a bottom. Cant yall take turns?
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>>705546406
You like getting fucked, you're bottom. You like fucking, you're a top. You like both, you're a switch.
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>>705546321
Lol, I promise :D
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>>705546406
Most fags (70%)are verse, 15% are tops and 15% are bottoms
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>>705546621
>>705546714
Ooooooh so its like the who is the pitcher who is the catcher thing.
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>>705546955
lol
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>>705547175
Yall so nice. <3
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>>705546955
It's like who's the key and who's the keywhole
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>>705547548
If you're straight, tell me, would you let a gay mate suck your cock if you knew he had a crush on you?
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>>705547734
Only for money <3
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>>705548246
Being dominated by straight friends of mine is a huge turn-on for me. <3
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>>705551466
How is it related ITT?
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>>705516315
I think we've had enough of these Hillary threads for one day.
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>>705552707
Im out. Im just bumping because no one is posting
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>>705553146
R you twink top or muscle bot btw?
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I want to be fucked bareback so bad but I am scared to do it. It sounds so fucking hot to be fucked by men bare and having them cum inside.
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