Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>705494749 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>705494749
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Calamity-masu'd
>>705508504
It's fun to be eliptical
Plus I can only handle stupidity for so long and mine has gotten out of hand recently
How's Kuroneko?
>>705508307
that is where beatrice is from, yes. hello, you.
>>705508346
only 9 inches? or do you realize you said 9', which means nine feet.
>>705508504
pet play and barking instead of talking is good too.
>>705508652
yeah me too actually.
I have plenty of games though. I played ace attorney and SMT IV apocalypse. I still almost died though.
well that sounds alright. two days off from classes must be nice, right?
>>705508680
agreed. I love being touched there, obviously. slapped not so much.
Obligatory Alice claim.
Best type moon claimed.
Certainly not a duplicate post
>>705508813
Pfft, a small error, still quite accurate
>>705508902
not really. even with how slutty I am, nine feet is far too big.
>>705508652
Steam, the id is /howdoiuseid/
>>705508819
Saw my reply I guess?
>>705508808
>Kuroneko
Why not ask him to find out?~
>>705508813
No reason for sexual partners to know one another~
>>705508877
Hello again best eyes within generations to come
>>705508623
Oh gosh, that's awful. Have you tried sleeping meds? Your insomnia seems so much worse than mine.
Claimed.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>705509022
that wasn't what I was trying to imply at all, but I do agree that there really isn't anything wrong with anonymous sex, as long as everyone is safe and consensual about it.
>>705509041
>>705509095
hello hello, mai and syndra. how are you two?
Claimed
Honestly I think she's my most favorite character.
She's also dead.
https://youtu.be/uiy2AV43gZo
>>705509225
Morning, Tomo!
>>705509041
Why doesn't anybody love me
>>705509022
Second best eyes.
>>705509172
Yuuko isn't being serious when using a tilde.
>>705509265
Morning.
>>705509303
Trolled 2 Fast and 2 Furious.
>>705509316
I know that. hmph.
Shiro claimed.
Does anyone have Atago's Steam or has seen her lately?
>>705509225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilJ9x92DD5o
sup
>>705509225
best anime girl here
>>705509303
Seriously explain the fucking filename I do not understand
>>705508945
We can do it.
We have the technology
>>705509022
I anticipated this.
Don't really want to right now. Better question: How's he taking all this?
>>705508877
Look who it is again.
What's up fag?
>>705509041
Hello mai
>>705509095
Hello space balls
>>705509316
We know each other pretty well i'd say. ~
Whenever you're ready~
>>705508819
Wow that is a pretty interesting dream
Spoopy as well. I like to try to interpret them but I can only do them when I know people a little better
>>705508813
Yea after a while of offline gaming makes you lose your mind. Ace attorney is fucking great though which one did you play?
Yea it's kind of sweet, I'm just watching anime all day. I'm a bit too sick to game
Also posting here all day is fun
I'm just scared I miss too much
>>705508990
I'll do it in a sec I'm on mobile
I honestly appreciate it a lot man
>Inb4 virus
claimed
>>705509482
Maybe we can get to know each other a little better, then. You do have steam, right?
>>705509470
He's hurt and feels like shit. He doesn't want you to be angry or sad but he feels like scum.
>>705509470
I mean, that's over 3 feet longer than my entire body soooo
>>705509482
yes, it's a pretty great series. I'm playing through the most recent one right now. I've played the other five already. love em.
I've been posting here too much lately, heh. yesterday was torture because I knew I was missing all kinds of nothing going on around here.
>>705509551
now this is a top fucking tier choice if I've ever seen one.
>>705509470
Honestly idk, i left 10 minutes before he got on and only came back on about 40 minutes ago. He's at school i think.
I'm sure he wasn't alone though
>when you finally find a record in 320kbps that you've been looking for months
>>705509470
The usual, working through school and trying to become a normalfag. You still in CRAWLING mode?
>>705509033
It's not awful silly, it is what it is anyway. I have melatonin, could use it but I don't.
>>705509482
>inb4 Memz virus
>>705509172
Good, you?
>>705509476
Hey Yukko.
>>705509303
*hug*
>>705509671
Give me your name you gallant anon
>>705509688
I'm sure he wasn't
>>705509675
If you die you would have died for science, and isn't that the best thing to die for?
>>705509732
I can't help it IF THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>705508760
hey rem
how are you?
>>705509402
aye shiro
i dont sorry
>>705509675
oh damn im still quite new to them, i lost all my saved data though when my hard disk died
played the Layton crossover as well?
yea you are online a lot, dont worry we all enjoy you here so its fine
yea i had too when i first joined, missing a day seems so bad but in hindsight really nothing happens
>>705509649
yea i do.
add me if you like but chatting here is fine to me as well
>>705509792
uh oh im spooped now
im on pc btw sending in a sec
>>705509728
Hair down homu looks like peaches
>>705509983
How are we doing today?
>>705510164
Why you delete your shit a third time?
>>705510164
>>705510265
I'm doing fine. Had a thing of Pocky and some sriracha peas
>>705510289
>Why you delete your shit a third time?
It's a reflex, like a tail falling off when startled.
>>705510289
Great how about you?
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tM87kGS.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>705509172
I'm alright, just a little bit tired.
>>705509257
Forgot to tell you that i finally sorted through all the pictures you gave me.
>>705509476
Bug
>>705510603
Any you liked?
>>705509728
homura chan, you're 320Cbps. (320 cute bits per second)
>>705509983
pretty okay. thanks.
>>705510164
I think the best thing to die for is adrenaline.
>>705510265
well that really sucks. at least it'll be easy to play through the cases you already knew when you get that going again, huh? what a bummer though.
aww, thanks, heh.
yeah, I've been in these types of threads before. you always wonder what you're missing, but it's usually nothing.
>>705510603
should go away as you go about your day I would think, yeah? that's good.
>>705510453
Well dame, guess i can't blame him for his genetics.
What's your reflex? Somberly sitting and thinking in the dark alone?
>>705510519
Great. How's the dog doing?
>>705510553
Chen
>>705510289
He can explain stuff to you, I'm not gonna be here long
>>705510326
Ah yes, I do remember you. Thanks for the info then, I'm sure you're pretty close to the guy too then.
>>705510453
That last one was really not meant to be anything anyway, I was gonna delete it sooner or later, plus I started acting like a complete faggot and I don't want that to soil my well endowed reputation ~
I'm leaving for a shift now anyway
>>705510265
Can't add ya if I don't know your Steam ID.
>>705509792
Any particular reason why? You don't have to share if you don't want to!
>fall asleep when I didn't mean to
>missed the bus
>didn't get my nephew across the street at 8, but instead 1115, which was a few minutes ago
>can't ask the teacher what time I'm supposed to be at school in the morning for the class trip
>>705510878
Have fun. Goodbye
>>705510553
Rabu
>>705510878
bye bye
>>705510949
geez, rough morning. sorry felix.
>>705510960
hi akame.
>>705510878
>Started acting like a faggot
>started
>>705510780
Wove
>>705510780
I'll go ask him.
>>705510754
Your cbps is at FLAC levels.
>>705510901
Ah, no, I don't have secrets, you can ask anything and I wouldn't have trouble sharing, I simply just don't like sleeping, maybe it's some sort of self destructive behaviour most likely.
>>705511126
Yeah I hate myself for this, because the class trip is really fucking important
>>705511126
hi betty
>>705511243
this is a lie.
![Syndra [330].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6lE3OTW.jpg "Syndra [330].jpg")
>>705510699
Yes, you did find some nice ones.
Favorite might be >>705510603
>>705510754
Its almoust night here.
Might go to sleep soon.
>>705511414
do you have a lot of trouble getting up to your alarm? you might want to try getting to bed earlier, or finding a way to make your alarm louder at least. why can't you ask your teacher about the class trip, because you were late?
>>705511425
how's it going today?
>>705511466
oh really? huh. big time difference. I've only been up for a few hours myself.
>>705511232
Everything went better than expected.
>>705511236
I'll await your response.
late reply because i lost mah keys
sorry if i missed anyone heads a mess atm
>>705510357
oh that sounds pretty nice
we have those peas here as well its fucking amazing
>>705510754
yea i was so sad, i lost everything. my own fault for not backing it up though
well yea for someone new here you are quite popular i must say, but i guess you know your way around
thats why i like lurking sometimes, trying to catch people talking shit
>>705510901
search javlaander
im retarded sorry forgot to add that'
>>705511554
boring day off. What about you?
>>705511744
Oh this isn't a yuuko pic
>>705511755
well I'm sure you'll remember to back your stuff up now, heh.
I dunno about that. I just post too much, so I end up replying to more. it gets mistaken for popularity, heh.
people talking shit? I don't see that happening much, at least not about people who aren't around. but I know that kind of thing happens in any social group. a pity.
>>705511837
same. just posting here and watching videos on youtube.
>>705511822
oh
i replied to the worst faggot
>>705511232
>>705511108
>>705509095
>
>>705509257
Naps are not that great
Cirno claim
Cirno claim.
>>705511426
Is that an...
OBJECTION!
>>705511913
hell yea, it still pains me to think about it though
i dunno i think a lot of people like it when you just start talking to them, thats why they like you
i was joking about shit talk, not only do i not really care about it, as you said it very rarely happens.
only up front foul mouthing
but thats not that bad i guess
>>705511984
you take that back young man
>>705511913
what kind of stuff do you watch on youtube?
>>705511744
He said he was "fine"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2PHFBlr-jM
Yeah that's Misato.
>>705511755
Not an issue at all! Expect an add within an hour. Steam's being a butt right now.
>>705511354
Perhaps we could share secrets together sometime.
claim
>>705510265
Hey Yuno! Shame really, she asked me to do something and thanks to my 2 week chat ban in wows I have no way to contact her.
>>705512275
you better believe it, baby.
>>705512284
those people are silly people. one should get no enjoyment out of a boring person like me talking to them.
it's not too bad. would be better if it just didn't happen, but I'd rather someone say something rude to me personally than behind my back. although like you, I don't really care all that much.
>>705512294
a lot of anti sjw channels and news stuff. I really like sargon of arkaad and tl:dr, and for news you can't go wrong with philip defranco.
>>705512141
Good morning, Cirno.
>>705511755
My friend is a pussy, ate one and drank a whole carton of milk. I just pour it in my mouth.
>>705512457
pls respond
>>705512528
>she
>>705512554
How do you intend to prove me?
>>705511962
Wuv
>>705512141
>>705512107
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>>705512457
Nice, your posts bring me to life
Claimed.
>>705512725
>>705511984
Well... to each their own i suppose.
But they're pretty great. In my opinion.
>>705512695
by continuing to be the super not cute person I am. so ha.
>>705512141
Hi Cirno.
>>705512468
Sure, people always tell me their secrets, been told I'm trustworthy.
>>705512883
>>705512554
I try to stay away from sjw stuff, even anti. I'd rather not hear about them at all. I watch car stuff and music videos mostly
>>705512838
What kind of lies are those?
>>705512838
You've been failing it since the start.
>>705512883
Can confirm.
![Syndra [300].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/636EV1f.jpg "Syndra [300].jpg")
>>705511554
Whats the time over there?
>>705511984
Hello to you too, SSS.4
>>705512883
Evening?
>>705512468
oh it is? i didnt know this
meanwhile we can chat here
what do you do for a living?
>>705512528
kek you got a chat ban? shouldnt be so toxic my man
want me to give her a message when she is on here and you arent?
>>705512554
im pretty sure they are like me and just like any form of interaction
very simple people really
>>705512585
wait what? one? kek i bet he cant even swallow food with one particle of pepper on it
>>705512717
>>705513016
He dies when eating hot cheetos
>>705512883
>>705512954
>>705512938
yeah, honestly I wish I'd never gotten into it, but now I'm hooked. angries up my blood though. people are the worst. that's why I just stay inside all the time.
>>705512954
not lies. not cute. hmph.
>>705512978
like you're one to talk!
>>705513016
ah, well that could be. I know that's why I'm in places like these, heh.
>>705512932
>
>>705512978
Agreed.
>>705512991
I took an 8 hour nap.
>>705513149
Hello.
>>705512284
No, it wasn't a very good nap
>>705512805
Maybe in missing something vital to the whole nap process
>>705512991
You're home now, are you?
>>705513234
>I took an 8 hour nap.
those are the best kinds.
>>705513016
Currently, I still live with my father in the U.S, however I plan on moving out soon. Currently seeking a decent job until then. What about you?
>>705513149
>
>>705513208
You're lucky you're cute
I don't like lies~
>>705513208
Something looks odd about her feet, otherwise amazing pic.
https://a.pomf.cat/ouzpyz.png
>>705513450
Eru Claim ^^
>>705513363
this is a tricky situation for me.
>>705513497
huh, you're right. never noticed the weird looking feet. thanks a lot. ugh.
>>705513539
Chenposting
![Syndra [272].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aJkxJP9.jpg "Syndra [272].jpg")
>>705513234
I dont think that counts as a nap.
>>705513235
Yes, for a few hours now.
>>705513697
Good idea.
>>705513725
It does in my books.
>>705513075
>>705513075
>>705513075
>>705513075
>>705513075
Take my attention.
>>705513497
Simply put: The artist can't draw feet, so they just use socks and stockings to cover them up as stubs. It's a very common tactic. Hell, most of the time they just chop them off the image all together.
>>705513235
It's good if you have something to hug on. Warm, but not so much that you sweat. The fluffier and more comfortable you can be, the better. Quiet background noise is good.
>>705513123
kek perhaps someone should tell him what time it is
>>705513208
the only reason i can dislike this place is because its only lively during american hours
me as an eruopoor must deal with shitposters during the day
>>705513235
thats your fault then
naps good idea
>>705513349
what kind of job are you looking for?
i am studying atm but not a real major on my mind which is kind of annoying because i cant make up my mind. do i want a steady job or do i want to study something i enjoy?
>>705513585
heyo raifu
whatsup?
>>705512695
I prefer to have Atago in mind instead of the fat neckbeard claiming her. Nice Pantsu, btw.
>>705513016
I-I dindu nuffin! I swear!
Would be nice if you could tell her to add a "1".
>>705513123
I'm currently watching Re:Zero. Rem is best waifu, this isn't even a challenge anymore.
>>705513816
Not much, checking what I need to have done for class and if I've already done it, gonna play some vidya ^^
>>705513816
ah, yeah that's one thing that's a bummer. but on the other hand, I've seen quite a variety of different areas represented around here.
>>705513777
How are you doing?
>>705513776
bkub should really do more comics.
>>705513363
Hello bote
>>705513725
I've been telling them that, 8 hour naps is called going to sleep. But they don't believe me.
I don't remember seeing you get home. Welcome home then
>>705513797
I didn't have anything to hug on, and background noise feels like it would be a waste since I wear ear plugs usually. They're a trap, I can hardly sleep without them now.
>>705513816
*shakes fist angrily* You young whipper snappers and your naps. Back in my day, we slept at night and if we didn't get enough, we waited for night time again!
>>705513670
Follow the truth.
>>705514062
It's Acadie guy!
>>705513816
He's white so I guess that's why he's weak
>>705513818
I hate how it ended, but don't be claiming Rem pls
>>705513816
I'm just looking for a decent job to help make funds since my dad's kind of in a bad spot right now. I've been looking at a job that involves installing solar panels. My brother can teach me and If I decided, I'd be able to work under his wing.
>>705514024
Agreed.
>>705513208
totally agree
>>705514024
Good, sorry for the late reply my internet attempted suicide.
How about you cutie?
>>705514154
but the truth here seems subjective.
>>705512572
Ohayou, Alice!
>>705512725
Yeah, I forgot the pic, but it didn't cancel in time.
>>705512858
Heya
My waifu is best girl
>>705514241
Very good, I've listened to an album and really liked it
>>705514457
Johan
>>705514323
It's almost unanimously agreed that you're being cute
>>705513670
You shouldn't thank me for ruining your perception toward your pics.
>>705513790
I see. Although detailed feet through stocking can look great.
>>705513818
Would you rather have Homu in mind or the skelton neckbeard claiming her?
https://a.pomf.cat/zzhzfb.jpg
>>705514524
but I disagree!
>>705514559
that was a sarcastic "thank you"
>>705513818
yea right, calling alex a stupid nigger isnt nuffin shiro
>>705513944
better pray to god
what you gonna play? SC2?
>>705513953
yea thats true but mostly americunts though
and the thing is threads during my day are mostly just slow as fuck
>>705514062
kek
shuddup grandpa and go to sleep
>>705514207
kek white am i right?
wait im white and enjoy spicy food
i do get some burned asshole with it but its worth
>>705514212
oh whats going on with him?
that would be pretty sweet if you could do that, is your brother a good guy?
>>705514524
He's right ^
>>705514616
You're also saying ama is cute~
>>705514671
Possibly, I'm gonna gather 5 games that I want to play, and shuffle them while blindfolded until I narrow it down to two for a coin toss.
>might sound weird but thats how I do.
>>705514616
And that's exactly it's not unanimously agreed
>>705514745
Of course I'm right~
She's saying that? How adorable of her
>>705514745
ama is cute, beatrice is cute. I am not cute.
>>705514671
they do slow down during my night, yeah. a lot of times it's a chain reaction of people going to bed. like one person goes so a bunch of other people are like "well might as well go too"
a shame.
>>705515032
hmph. I can see I'm outnumbered here but I don't have to like it!
>>705514394
How are you on this fine day?
>>705514671
My dad lost his job not too long ago and hasn't recovered since. My brother will be able to set me up, hopefully.
>>705509402
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Atagofromb/
>>705515032
>What is grammar?
>>705515099
You'll be rewarded if you admit it
>>705514154
Please no senpai ;w;
>>705514671
But I just woke up, you're calling me old, but I think you might be the senile one!
>>705514898
Luv you too
>>705515099
It's cute that you would say that.
>>705515032
Cutest thing anyone has said so far here.
Farewell
>>705515282
tempting. but then you'd have it on record that I admitted to such a ludicrous thing.
>>705515383
this is egregious.
>>705514468
That's good to hear.
>>705515312
Yes Kouhai
>>705515383
Weren't we supposed to team up on Beatrice?
I-I mean thanks..
>>705515399
And that's the whole point of you admitting it~
>>705514844
kek
honestly thats how i always do it with console games and dunno what to play
im surprised i am not the only one honestly
>>705515099
slow thread can be fine but sometimes they are just simply dead
and yea that sucks, its almost always the same time as well
>>705515199
oh that sucks, how old is he? because getting fired at a certain age is pretty much just financial death, getting a job after 60 is nearly impossible
i hope so too, good luck with it
>>705515312
im not denying anything
im just saying you should go sleep more if you are tired
>>705515600
What are you up to?
go back to /a you weebs
>>705515728
Its a good system. Let the fates decide!~
>I've got nothing to do!
>Except print out my 3 page report to be shared with classmates for peer review.
>>705515700
hmph. we'll see, I suppose.
>>705515728
ded thread is no fun for anyone. been in plenty of those in circle jerks of all kinds. and the worst part is people see it's ded and just decide not to post which means it stays that way.
>>705515383
>What is proper reading comprehension
I've slept only 4 hours these past 2 days, forgive me ;-;
>Ama
>>705515846
No.
