Is it that bad, /b/? what do?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Is it that bad, /b/? what do?
Yes.
Please stop posting. We simply don't care about your small penor
>>705398178
Stop reposting this.
hydromax x20, buy now, start today, piece of shit
>>705398369
This
>>705398178
Yes.
...yes, it is.
I really have no idea what to tell you.
I'm slightly over eight inches, 5.5-6 inches in girth.
My girlfriend and I have talked about how terrible it really must be to have a small dick.
Not at all making fun of anyone....like, actually feeling sorry for them. Empathizing.
We've both come to the conclusion that it's probably the worst fucking thing in the world.
We constantly tell each other our sex is the best sex in the world, that anyone's having, that we almost feel famous. She loves giving head, she tells me I'm the best at head, period.
....small dicks (and bad genetics, in general) had some part in the invention and power of money, I think. Ya know?
To be honest, and we both know this, literally no woman is ever going to be 100% satisfied with "you". Money's your only outlet.
Have fun.
>>705398178
Shave your pubes you fucking micro-penised sasquatch
Bro i know a girl that literally told me the best sex she had was with a guy with a micropenis just because the guy went all crazy touching his clito everytime they got laid... You just need confidence you know what I mean?
Testing
anyone else having trouble posting?
>>705398178
Post some more you fucking babydick. That pathetic little thing isn't going anywhere near a hole.
>>705400420
/b/
>>705399525
this has to be a bait
>>705399525
so just because your girl said she doesn't like small dicks you assume that every girl in the world thinks the same way?
>>705400372
>>705398178
It's bad but I think if you just take your time you should eventually get rid of all the hair. It's going to take some time though.
>>705400160
Kek
>>705400420
Erect here, gfys nigger
also where have the fucking posts gone
>>705398178
>>705398178
6 foot 4 inches
205 lbs of lean muscle (workout everyday)
bmw m6
9.5 inch bbc
risk analyst living in nyc
avg month is 4-6 different sexual partners (only counting the 10/10)
>stay mad
>>705400372
lol
gfbvfadhilerdfbgsnmj
Is that erect op or are you a grower?
>>705398178
Shave those pubes god damn
>>705398178
congratulations on your first hardon
i am in the same boat. literally like 3-3.5 inches and even if i lost weight (300lbs) i'd grow maybe an extra inch at best. maybe we should just fuck each other knowing no one else will want to fuck us.
>>705400612
Stop posting your little dick faggot, before you get dox.
>>705398178
Nazi here,
whats the size is that dick in inch?
Pic related is between 5-5,5 soft.
Btw r8 please
If you lose weight, you'll gain length.
We're back shitposting people.
Had me panicked abit there, thought maybe chan had developed some sort of perma perma ban.
>>705400762
doxed? how the fu
>>705400878
>Nazi here
Verpiss dich!
>>705400417
Yes, I had to check if I was a robot. TBH I was a bit scared in case I was actually a robot but had been programmed to think I was real. I'm actually still a bit scared. I mean, if I was programmed to think I was real how would I know I wasn't a robot? If I cut myself open and there was wires and stuff my programming would make me see flesh and blood.
>>705400950
With chan angels - get his IP if he keeps posting it.
>>705400960
What? English motherfucker.
>>705400612
This is sick. You might want to get into fucking gay dudes penis holes
>>705398178
I'm guessing this is a bait thread because of the the amount pubes?
>>705400613
Pics or didn't happen.
Click the links on the side of porn websites
>>705401072
I told that nazi fucker to get fucking out of this thread
>>705400466
Checked and found OP.
Godspeed, Buzz
>>705401295
You're talking to me the whole time faggit. If you don't like it fuck off. Heil hitler you nigger.
>>705400613
Still wouldn't want to live in the USA as a black man.
>>705401036
Just ask someone else to cut you open dummy, duh
>>705401531
I am not black. I am just german
>>705401604
But if they told me I was a robot my programming would make me hear I'm human
>>705401706
You're a human faggot.
>>705398178
you glorious bastard. With that size you wont even have to work to get pussy.
>>705401295
>I told that nazi fucker to get fucking out of this thread
>>705398178
you can still get an asian chick or become a sissy.
>>705401697
Well then you're a wigger, nigger.
>>705401827
How do you know YOU arnt a robot?
>>705398178
How does it feel to know that I've fucked more bitches than all of you combined with this fat dick?
Im not even gonna make fun of it i genuinely feel bad for you
>>705400613
Flossy Carter?
>>705399525
This is litterally pastaworthy
>>705401969
3deep5me
>>705402022
Photoshop
>>705401969
Coz I sucked dick just last night and it triggered my gag reflex. Every faggot knows gag reflex technology isn't available yet.
Therefore I'm a real boy faggot.
>>705402022
Stop raping women
>>705398178
>>705402022
Dont worry. I like em small.
>>705401514
not actually op, but thanks
>>705402353
dat boi?
Soll ich ES posten oder was du kleine antifa Schwuchtel?
Darum bist du doch hier oder net?
>>705402581
Wadup?
>>705402861
>Should I Send ES or what you little fagot antifa? That's why you're here or net?
What's ES and antifa
>>705402892
Oh shit!
>>705403196
Wait a sec.
I need to convert IT(ES)
Seems like mook changed the file limit down to 2MB here on cuck chan LAWL
>>705404663
Mods
>>705404563
Mods
>>705404474
Mods
Why are there faggots posting cp? the fuck did this come from?
>>705404404
Mods
mods pls
>>705404981
Oh ok. why
someone call the fucking mods jesus
wont even reply to it cause ill get banned, but its kawaii af.
>>705404981
Mods
>>705405100
moodddss
>>705405100
Mods
MODS
>>705401185
you mean this?
>>705405237
Mods
you're all fucking pussy's
>>705404907
i have yet to see a single cp pic, these are only young models
>>705405309
>itt 4fags prefer seeing this then kawaii girls
>>705405231
>>705405238
>>705405292
>>705405296
SHE IS COVERED YOU DUMB FUCKS
MODS
Fucking CP everytime, so faggot always trying to shit up threads with this crap. Do you want us all to get in trouble for you degeneracy?
>>705405459
the fuck man
>>705405459
There's a nip-slip: >>705405100
>>705400612
If you shaved that disgusting forest of brillopad pubes & pushed that gunt down a bit you'd see you are probably 5" or better which is average. Not ideal but average. I'm 6" and have never had any problems, plus got my cunnilingus skills to a fine art. Stop bitching you walking colostomy bag...
>>705405410
Mods
>>705405623
tru
>>705398178
You can still fuck with it. Try some exercises to stretch that choad out. Dick extension surgery, maybe?
Even without that, you don't have to be chad .t thundercock to get laid.
>>705400613
>Risk analyst
So, not front office?
>>705399525
>slightly over 8 inches
>5.5-6 grit
you truly have a pencil dick sir. your length is useless.
>>705398178
I can imagine that you aren't happy about your dick. But oh well, right?
My wife and I swing, 3somes, etc. I've seen her with guys that have huge dicks, and guys with small dicks. Somehow the smaller dicked guys make her cum harder than the big dicks. So don't feel too bad.
>>705405640
If that is 5" then I'm a 6'9" chef at Wendy's and make $1,000,000 by flipping burgers with my 24 inch cock.
get to the good stuff wtf man comeon
where are the mods.
>>705406067
coming to rape your mother you piece of shit
>>705406067
dead now shut the fuck up you underage faggot
>>705405238
>>705405292
>>705405296
totally clothed retards
OP at least your dick dont look like this
>>705398178
click on ads that say you can grow fast. ez.
>>705406067
Mods are lie
ASSHOLES she's fucking legal omg her name is Sandra Orlow she's a pettite model Thats all
You guys are making me sad
>>705406067
talking about how much of a faggot you are. Just like high school all over again.>>705406336
>>705406241
WTF is that hidraulic channel dick test?
I am also on the smaller side
>>705404404
>>705404724
>>705404981
fuck these girls look dead inside
>>705406336
Weird, I figured your tiny dick is what was making you sad.
>>705406241
>>705405951
Mods
SEEN YOUR DADS PENIS? HOW YOU COMPARE?
>>705398178shave your body...cross-dress and learn to suck nigger dick...that the only sex your ever gonna get
-pic related- is also an option
>>705398178
>>705406415
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's pathetic
>>705406372
Mods
>>705406579
no...this is pathetic
>>705400722
gayest post here
>>705406704
what the fuck is that hahaha
AMA
>>705406704
oh god dude
>>705406890
another pic
>>705406890
Was there long term damage?
>>705406984
How the fuck would someone ensure that pain?
>>705406890
That a yamaha?
>>705406984
Why would you do such a thing.
>>705407018
no but it really gets sore after a while
>>705401595
yeah, it doesnt matter when youre life is setup nicely. rofl. id gladly toss away my white privilege for a nice car, job, muscles, a big dick and bitches.
This is not a test
>>705406415
This has to be fake penis.
>>705406415
Closer to a large mole than a penis kek
>>705407326
>>705407422
please watch this and tell me what do you think
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN5lgvuHr6Y
>>705400612
is that really fully erect? skin doesn't look particularly tight.
>>705407512
Oh shit! But hey atleast they have balls.
>>705400613
Who cares, you are a nigger
I'd rather be a white beta with a micro penis you Monkey
>>705400613
duuuude fuck you man
>>705408039
He's lying. Asked him to post pics like half an hour ago. I mean not me. Someone asked him of course.
OP at least you dont have a pussy like most of the feminists
>>705400160
Kek. This.
>>705408630
JESUS CHRIST!
>>705405208
Sandra Orlov if you want to look for moar ;)
>>705409027
you've seen nothing
>>705406336
That's a chode, girls love that squeezing in, once inside aim upwards to hit the g spot. Most woman don't cum from cock anyway, a nice fingering or licking is heaven for woman.
>>705406415
Same goes for you man, most woman masterbate using one or 2 short fingers and get off.
What make /b/ virgins think woman give a massive fuck about this shit, if you're a good guy no woman will leave you for what you think to be a small cock.
If it was so important the average cock size would be a lot bigger, it isn't, wise up /bros/.
Bumpers
>>705408630
Some Moar please.
>>705410482
Moar
>>705410482
Moar
>>705410482
dude there is like a fetus lurking out of that cave
>>705410482
dude theres a fetus lurking out of that cave
>>705406415
Your dick is literally just the tip. You only ever get to "just put the tip in" fuck son
>>705413896
That's the best part man
>>705400950
match the dick to his class photo from penis inspection day.
>>705400762
Welcome to /b/ newfriend!
Now fuck off and learn what you're talking about faggot!
>>705406415
dont let that other fag fool you, if that is real that is the most pathetic cock i have ever even heard of. consider an hero or dating a chick that lost her legs
>>705402086
I agree
>>705414683
this?
Relax dude. At least it's white.
>>705414683
Lol, virgin.
>>705400613
>lies_on_the_internet.jpg
>>705414986
Perfect, except she can talk.
>>705415156
holy sht that ass needs some of sun
>>705400613
That's all well and good for a sub-human ape.
Good for you I say!
>>705415760
Albino it seems.
Today you have learnt my friend.
Im 13 and its bigger holy shit
>>705416890
Threads dead man, don't mention your age, you will get banned.
Friendly advise man.
>>705417288
Lol i cant get banned
>>705417464
dynamic ip?
Good for you chum.
>>705416890
REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT
>>705417464
You want to fucking bet you edgy newfag
>I thought summer was over?
>>705417715
Do it faggot
>>705417803
Already did fight me fuccboi
>>705398178
Dude you're fine. Really you are. Any girl will feel that in there and really that's only like 25% of the sex. 25% is foreplay 25% oral 25% passion. You'll do fine. Just keep your pubes shaved and moisturizer your peenee to make it look nicer.
>>705417913
Same tiny twink faggot go back to school
>>705417913
Honestly you cant do shit m8
>>705418020
Im no normie i bet u cant even trifork u fucking leafy clone
Transform it into a vagina
>>705418167
Why don't you lurk for a few more years you annoying cunt
>>705407018
only a little anon, only a little...
>tfw im still not banned
>>705418950
Post a dick pic so I can dox you.
>>705416890
mods
>>705418950
Lol you're probably just some neckbeard in your mom's basement so I honestly don't care about your shitty opinion
>>705419656
MOOOOM anon is being a mean homosexual
>>705419712
But you cared enough to post your shit opinion stupid frogposter
>>705420013
Go get yourself one of these and jerk off to another trap thread ya cunt
>>705420254
Nah I've just fapped to some good ol masha you you little cockgobbling faggit
>>705420591
>clearly an autist projecting problems
Guessing your incompetent in bed or you're in a chastity getting cucked ;)
>>705405309
>>705421173
>the guy with images of dragondildos on his hd
Fite me 1v1 you little scrub.
I'll break ye fookin neck kunt!
>>705398178
>>705398178
The worst part is that you're using one ply toilet paper.
>>705398178
Me when I am fucking flaccid is almost twice as big as that.
>>705421836
Figured you were going to say this. There was literally a thread with that as the thumbnail and I thought "Oh, perfect for mister triggered oldfag."
>>705422251
Okay I've had enough of your bullshit.
I reported you to the feds for cybermobbing.
Have fun in the pokey you fascist:)
>>705398178
OP how many inch do you have when erected?
>>705423731
Kek, you should've read the fucking thread first you nigger.
>>705416453
that albino ass need some of sun
>>705424332
OP never mentioned how many inches he has
>>705424768
Of course he didn't.
This whole thread is some shitty aussie b8
>>705406415
Omg that's so unfortunate
>>705402420
Why?
>>705406415
Jesus Christ, I thought I was small.
>>705423172
>>705400459
Nope.
>>705400466
Yep.
>>705402086
Cool.
>>705406001
Wow.
