Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>705187934 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>705187934
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>705194521
Oi
>>705194502
H-howya doing?
So much lewd today.
Claiming best girl
Mornin'
>>705194054
The Vision of Escaflowne. It's a pretty old anime, and I tried watching it a few years back. The Jew tier noses threw me off back then, but watching it now, and the story is pretty damn interesting.
>>705194123
No need to hold your mouth open silly~
>Not yet anyways~
>>705194199
What?
>I say it again, how else will I spook the Ama?
>>705194371
Ahhh snap, how much you makin?
>>705194502
The guests get the MadCatz, as is the laws of the PS2.
I'm gonna go to bed, have a good night /waifu/.
>>705194891
Bye-bye, nerd. Good night.
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>Lewd edition cont.?
>>705194502
Same here
>>705194840
Jewish noises you say? Nah
>>705194123
>lil ship
He says with an adorable pic
>>705194502
>hikage
Texas. 3 am over here
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>705195209
Very! Night Smugs!
>>705195221
this is a fetish that normal, well adjusted people have, for sure.
>>705194686
It's great isn't it?
>>705194935
You'll never stop the lewds. Ever
>>705195286
what? you've never fucked a box?
>>705194660
G-good, how about you?
>>705194840
but i can complain if i lose and you don't get bragging rights
>>705194891
night
>>705195051
i dont think lewd should continue maybe tommorrow
>>705195209
oh not far i guess, goodnight
>>705195221
i think im done for tonight
>>705194840
Whoa, that's like fuckin' lewd
>>705195209
o
No u
And now the smol bote goes to bed
Nini everyone
>>705195355
of course I have I'm not some sort of WEIRDO
>>705195003
Nighty night, Chen. You damn nerd.
>>705195390
pic
now im off to bed
>>705194891
>>705195209
>>705195397
goodnight you three, sleep well.
>>705195484
and another. goodness. ded thread incoming. goodnight, sleep tite.
>>705194840
I'm only making 12 an hour and only work 3 days a week, with average 11 hours a day
>>705195390
>>705195484
I'm good, got my money from work. And nighty!
>>705195390
I guess. I am pretty tired. Guess it's time for bed then. Goodnight
Wow. So many people going to sleep at the same time...
Good night, a bunch of people.
>>705195664
sleep well.
>>705195677
I'm still here. watching anime though so eh.
>>705195390
Maaaaaybe. Big maybe.
>>705195397
Fuckin lewd for fuckin you~
>Night Ama, I'll spook you later~
>>705195588
>Only
>Only
>Only
You're practically almost making as much as I am, for working 7 hours and 2 days less a week!
>>705195677
That happens every night, Shizu!
>>705195778
digging these "clothes barely covering the naughtiest bits but still very tantalizing" pictures.
>>705195861
It's my way of being lewd, without being lewd.
>I can hover at 1.99 lewd without hitting 2 lewd for quite some time.
But alas, I only do it if I feel frisky, or I need to spook Ama. Back to normal posting for me.
>>705196093
I enjoy that sort of image very much.
>>705194840
Wew
Why is senpai being so lewd tonight?
>>705195778
It's usually a little more spread out.
>>705196191
As do I. I refuse to post straight lewds though, so enjoy what you get.
>>705196333
I had to spook Amatsu! Amatsu is spooked by my lewd.
>>705196523
Not by much, really.
>>705196795
Rip Amatsu
>>705196795
I prefer to be titillated at times anyway.
Did everybody really went to sleep?
Oh well, goodnight as well, I guess.
>>705196888
Sleep well when you do, Cupcake.
>>705197027
thank you ruri. have a lovely sleep yourself. goodnight.
>>705196874
Exactly!
>>705196888
Well, I suppose those trips deserve one last one then.
>>705195778
Oh shit, I'm so sorry for the late reply. But you have a job as a security guard. I'm stuck waiting/cleaning tables and working in the kitchen. I'm on my feet for 11 hours.
>>705197758
mmm, very nice.
I keep getting them even though I don't care, it's quite amusing.
>>705197991
Hmmm, that is true I suppose. make any tips?
>>705198304
It's /waifu/ magic at it's best, isn't it?
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>705198594
The tips get spread between all workers ;-;
>>705199658
Syndra.
>>705199735
Oh, it's THAT kind of tipping system. Well, still, you're probably bringing home even more than me including tips.
>tfw phone decided to randomly restart
Dropping this real quick for people who want to know or care.
No I'm not dead yet.
Yes I moved.
No my connection is worse here on my phone.
No I don't see Internet any time soon.
Yes it sucks.
Sorry I haven't been around and I've missed all the hot new maymays.
Have a nice night /waifu/
>>705200565
Hi. Bye.
>>705199826
I mean I only work 3 days a week, it's not much. Plus taxes and such. Oh, and lots of bills to be paid.
>>705199860
RIP Kitten
>>705200565
Good.
Good.
Shitty.
Fuckin 'ell m8.
I bet.
Not too many memes for you to catch up on.
I shall attempt. Night Mizore!
>>705200674
Ya, but all in all, 33 hours a week isn't too bad. It's only JUST under full time, and not even by a full day. Although I suppose the bills are where it'll get you...
I murdered an emaciated halfling family. They stole my cart of goods.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>705199826
Hello .3
>>705201248
Good job?
>>705201136
I know
I hate it when it fucking does that
>>705201248
>Not torturing them first
What kinda villain are you?
>>705201393
Doing well?
>>705201396
Have you tried giving it to your bat?
>>705201393
I kicked a door into the father. Knocked them down. Walked over the door and crushed them. Then dropped a maul through the shitty floor and crushed the mother, baby and a kid. Again, they stole my cart of goods. My Gnoll cares not about what they were. They pay in blood.
>>705201507
See above. The half-orc with me tried to be polite and just after he knocked I kicked down the door.
>>705201136
I guess that's true but I'm stuck paying so many bills that it's not that much money.
But anyways. You ever play any vidya?
>>705201588
Kinda brutal. Could be more brutal though.
>>705201617
Enough to go for a burger every now and again at least?
And ehhhh, not NEARLY as many as I used to.
>See 8+ hours of gaming a day, to maybe 2-3 a month
>>705201507
No, and I don't think that would work
>>705201707
Oh my, no vidya because of work and life?
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>705201507
I guess, cant complain.
What about you?
>>705201588
Damn. No chill.
>>705201861
Why not? Is your bat not very tech savvy?
>>705202013
That, and because I just generally don't have anyone that plays the same games I want to. And I don't really like playing alone, so I just haven't been playing.
>>705202142
Tad bored, still watching anime. Got some Goldfish and Chocolate milk though, so I can't really complain either.
Best goth waifu claimed.
Haven't said that in a while.
>>705202499
No, because my phone isn't a fucking nigger
>>705201707
Not an evil character. Tomorrows character is evil though.
>completely different flavour though
>that character casts all the fear effects
>>705202142
Well he was raised in the wild. He has however learned to knock before kicking in the doors.
>>705202532
Somehow it seems appropriate
>>705202698
Hate to take away your glory though. Don't worry, you have a damn cute waifu.
I have a thing for bows.
>>705202532
I kinda wonder what happened.
Did someone wear out?
>>705202979
Does that include ship bows?
>>705203019
I don't know, times changed.
As for ship bows, I don't discriminate. Hatsuzuki is a big cutie!
>>705202499
Oh, what system did you play on?
>>705203216
Apparently I forgot a picture.
Whoops.
Miko 4 life
>>705202576
I dunno, it sure acts like one. :^)
>>705202698
You do make me want to try a Merchant Skyrim campaign though. I've never gone a non-combat route. Closest I got was an illusion mage.
>>705203236
PC mostly... Like, 99% of the time. The very very few times I played console was a 360. Never had online games for the PS2.
>>705203296
*Miku 4 life
why do i always fuck up
>>705203216
>>705203273
Nothing to worry about.
I'm glad to see you.
>>705203515
Oh, I got a pc that I play vidya on.
>>705203515
I don't know, I haven't seen it steal anything that I own yet
![Syndra [79].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RaBRmtc.jpg "Syndra [79].jpg")
>>705202499
What are you watching?
>>705203718
Awh, you cute! It's really good to see you too. How are you?
>>705203745
Miko still a cute!
>>705203851
Whatcha play? Anything neat?
>>705203917
Yet being the key word there, Kitten!
>>705203995
The Vision of Escaflown. I'm fairly close to finishing it. About 7 more episodes to go.
>>705204045
Umm, I'm doing quite well. It's still pretty early for me so I'll have lunch soon. I'm looking forward to a relaxed weekend.
How's it for you?
All these people going to bed ad I've got an exam in 1 and a half hours
Why
Claiming before I have to go
>>705204143
Uhh, recently got into Dota 2. I play Dark Souls 3, Overwatch, War Thunder, Starcraft 2, Metal Gear Solid V:TPP, GTAV for games with multiplayer capability.
>>705204400
I'd say the same, it's almost lunch time.
I need to shower, I'm at a friends party tonight. Guess you guys have to pray I don't pay thread a visit!
I'm doing well though, I'm sure my weekend will be good.
>>705204546
Good luck on your exam!
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>705204143
Haven't heard of it.
Whats it about?
>>705204143
I don't think it will though
>>705204655
Thank you~ And nice dubs
>>705204615
Dota2 seems to be the only one I share on that whole list...
>>705204662
Kind of like an old epic fantasy/drama with mechs and... it's hard to describe. If you can get past the fact it's VERY old, and the Jew tier noses, I'd suggest it.
>>705204777
Hmmm, well those trips wouldn't lie...
>>705204655
Hmm, I vaguely remember us having similar times.
I hope you have fun; I won't mind a late night visit either..
>>705204856
Thanks~!
I'm sure you'll do well!
>>705205251
Yeah, we seem to. I remember us talking about it before!
Heh, then I'll come visit. You can make sure I don't get too lewd eheheh.
Actually, do you use any form of contact other than thread? I'd love to talk more.
If not, I suppose that's more reason to come and join!
>>705205109
Believe the trips, senpai
>>705205109
Oh boy. And I forgot to mention, I play total war also.
What about you
YO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
I just gooped 2 clerks. Pencil pushers. 2 swings, 2 mushy piles. This character is cool.
>>705205471
I'm glad you remember, too. It has been quite a while since then. You'll be welcome to me no matter the details.
And yeah, I've started using most of the common ones. Discord might be the most convenient right now, Skype or Telegram is fine as well. I'm easy to find on Telegram.
I still try to show up here a few times per week at least; I'll make sure not not miss this evening.
>>705205589
Okay, I don't much have a choice.
>>705205710
Hmmm, when I was playing actively...
LoL, WoWs, WoW, Tera, FF14, Neverwinter, Rift, BnS, BDO, ToS, Secret World, and.... Archeage. I think that's all the Multiplayer ones I really played. Dota2 was more of a "I'm fucking sick of LoLs bullshit and need a break, but still wanna play a Moba" so it wasn't played TOO often.
>>705206318
Yay <3
>>705206187
I don't forget things so easily, especially concerning cuties like yourself.
I use all 3 of those, mostly Telegram. I'm fine with whatever is convenient though! It'd make it much easier to talk if for whatever reason I'm too busy for threads!
I try to show up a few times every week, I can't come every night like I used to unfortunately.
My Telegram is: ANewFormOfRoyalty.
Im sure everyone knows it by now anyway.
>>705206318
Oh, that's a lot of MMOs. I played MMOs in the past. Like FFXI, FlyFF, GunZ, Lunia, Conquer 2.0. And other games like Tribes, Counter Strike (original), Gunbound, Starcraft Broodwar.
I've tried BnS but didn't like it too much. And others like WoW or FFXIV had a sub fee.
>>705206587
For me it's often easier to remember a fact than to remember who it was about, so I'm careful with assuming too much based on memory.
It's especially hard when talking to many people; but I actually try to avoid that to some extent.
I'm a little slow.
>>705206579
So how ya feeling tonight, Kitten?
>>705206659
Ya, I was a heavy MMO addict. Each one had it's own flair that made me like it, but overall, the flaws always brought it down to the ground. Some held me on more than others, but it seems none of them could hold me forever.
Sub fees are suck, but it prevents goldselling and bots to quite some extent.
>>705207003
Ah I understand. I've always had a pretty good memory so I remember most things.
Although there are a lot of conversations to remember here so I feel you.
>>705207101
Pretty tired right now, but having trouble getting to sleep to
>>705207101
I became disillusioned with MMOs after my experience with FFXI. No MMO will ever come close to the depth that it had.
>>705207324
Have you tried cuddling with the bat?
>>705207511
I was slowly drained. Every one had it's flair, but in that each one without said flair made the lack of it that much worse. To the point that you'd have to have an MMO combining all the good points of each one to make an MMO that could hold me anymore.
>>705207644
I'm not going to hold an inanimate object
I'll try cuddling with my dog
>>705195532
BU-BU-BU-BEEAAATTUUUURRIIIIICCCHHHHHEEEE
>>705200565
Mizore a real ogg
>>705204546
Saturday morning classes.....never again
Good luck to ya though
Sorry about the odd mia earlier. Sleep knocked me out and didn't bother to tell me
Tristana claimaru doggaru
I-Is it safe ... ?
Miho claimed
>>705194686
<3
>>705207644
I see, similar thing happened to me after FFXI too. It's been nice talking to ya, I'm gonna rest a bit, got work in a few hours.
>>705194686
Where's the lewds ma dewd?
>>705208090
But of course it's safe...pretty safey safe. Safe
>>705208266
What's yer job, no?
Let's test if this hotel blocked the chon as well
On another note this WiFi is incredibly slow
Kill count for the gnoll - 11. This is fun. Mauls rock.
Well I must leave for now, I'll likely be back tonight!
Stay lewd and stay cute.
>>705208292
Work at a sushi restaurant near my uni.
Bai folks!
>>705207762
Did you finally show it who's boss?
>>705208030
Sup Yordle.
>>705208090
HEY THERE SPOOKI BOOKI~!
>>705208266
Alright, later Nononononononon!
>>705208292
>>705208469
No
lewds
allowed.
Makoto, I am warning you again.
>>705208587
>lewds
>>705208587
What did I doooooo?
Pictures is going to be a hassle
Ah well not like I have a lot of time to be on here anyway
Have a fun weekend all
>>705208725
You pointed your boobs at me lewdly! How inappropriate and rood!
>>705208690
You must stop posting lewds or your waifu will die in her sleep tonight
>>705208979
>>705208469
Sup necks
>>705208587
Kk
>>705208979
Lol you should add a lewd to debbie it up
>>705208979
I did no such thing! How dare you accuse me of such things!
>>705209180
Not much, how bout you?
The scab is way past healing. What are your plans for the day? I'm going to a renaissance fair in half hour. Lol, i only wake up early for me and never school, strange that is
Well, okay, people seem to have calmed down.
How is everyone?
>Suika claimed
>>705209487
Go home and sleep once I'm off work. Not much planned for tomorrow to be honest. It's the weekend, a lot of places are closed, and I don't have to wake up early for anything.
>Ye Olde Fair
I'm jealous. Really fucking jealous.
>I assume that was towards me.
>>705209554
CALM? WHAT IS CALM? IS THIS CALM?
>Bored, as always.
>>705209842
NO IT'S NOT.
Wow, uh, did you get hip implants?
>>705208099
Hi Miho. What's up?
>>705208292
Last thread, mostly. Though feel free to add more.
>>705209958
lewd
>>705209951
IS IT NOT? WHY?
Nope!
>>705210241
Put your tiddies away, you're being a whore!
...Makoto has pretty big hips, huh? Or at least, she seems to in most drawings ...
>>705209958
>POMF
Nothing much. Havent been up that long. You?
>>705209842
Yee yee
>>705209958
Yee
>>705210457
They aren't even out!
Depends on the artist really. This one makes quite good art, although... a bit lewd~
Wharf it's happening here
>>705211366
You got dubs is what happened
>>705211366
What is
I give up
![Syndra [138].png](https://i.imgur.com/R8uV4To.png "Syndra [138].png")
>>705211366
Hello lewd one.
>>705211366
post lewds
>>705211675
Put your fat titties away, you stray!
>>705211769
no tho
>>705211561
Dubs are lame
>>705211593
Hello actual lewd one
How are you today?
>that picture has some heavy imblications
>>705211769
Thank you
>>705211769
Hee hee, someone's getting heated
>>705211832
It's something at least
What do you have for today?
>>705211675
A wild whorebocaust
>>705210043
Just for you bb
>>705210713
>
Not a lot. Just a little tired.
>>705211366
Hi alice. Just lewd things.
Hey everybody
>>705212154
pew
>>705212140
Take a nap then.
>>705211675
>>705211823
>>705212131
Heh ... ehehee. They get smaller with every picture. You're going to end up like Shizuru.
>>705212154
Hi there Galil!
>>705212203
Pew pew
>>705212340
Hey what's up?
>>705212340
do i win?
>>705211953
Watching fuck loads of anime with my qt. You?
>>705212140
I'm noticing this. I may have to abandon thread to remain innocent
>>705212449
Maybe if you put a titty-patch over one.
>>705212434
About to go to bed. I'm struggling through little sleep, gym time, and an all-you-can-eat Brazilian restaurant.
Ill be nice now
>>705194521
fuck waifu get out here faggots
>>705212638
That sounds not fun
>>705212756
OK
>>705212761
Nyet
>>705212829
>U will never as thicc as Elle
How does this feel?
![Syndra [101].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m9r6cxL.jpg "Syndra [101].jpg")
>>705211832
Im alright, enjoying the weekend.
What about you?
>>705212465
Carpooling with some peeps to a renaissance fair
>>705212829
Keety
>>705212917
Pretty good, Galil is light enough to ruck around and stuff.
>>705195532
Good morning, cutie
