Waifu claiming thread.
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>>704246762
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>704255328<Hanako>
After this claim
>rubs stomach
>>704255811
>AldnoahZERO was formulaic but well executed
>well executed
>>704255693
Titans are basically what happens when a bunch of drunk guys get together and think up the most dangerous and horrifying weapon they can imagine.
>>704255811
True, suing her would probably be bad. But she'll let me has guns because I do lots of stuff for her, like taking out the trash, and fixing stuff.
Though I am thinking about printing pic related and framing it and setting up a memorial.
>>704255899
Fair enough, but there's no proof we're the same person. The burden of proof falls on the accuser.
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
Saber claim sleep editon
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>>704255945
Georgette is hottest waifu.
>>704256022
You know me. I throw in the odd dud.
>>704255918
Awesome, I'll be happy to provide you with any Eru related material ^^
>>704255988
>>704256022
>>704256023
>>704256038
>>704256039
>>704256059
>>704256088
Is your waifu from Jitsu wa Watashi wa?
せんりつ の たつまき claimed
>>704256038
Put it above your mantle. Display it proudly.
>>704256145
Aren't all waifu from Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa?
>>704256105
Oh shit I forgot to reply to you.
>Riptide
You mean Rapetide, that fucking thing is the work of devils. Oh, and sorry for the possibly rude question, but why Eru?
>>704256145
Nah. He's from Exterminate The Heresy pt 4 Feat Angry Marines who Rape And Pillage.
>>704256105
Hmm, Gelbooru is lacking of any good pictures to use. Do you have any of Eru in a position kind of like this?
because im boring
>>704256145
That """meme""" was never funny, Mi Liu
>>704255811
>Aldnoah Zero
>Well executed
Only thing it did right was the ending of season 1
>>704256105
Eru was too L8
>>704255918
Lol then here I'll make a new one and make it decent and share it tomorrow!
>>704256278
Use your picture, mai
Unlike 23.jpg more than one guy started to use it as a mene
![200_s[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/YJigVjW.gif "200_s[1].gif")
>>704256145
I think so. But I watched the dubbed American version growing up. Terrible voice acting compared to the jap version.
>>704256421
>Mai
You're far off if you think I'm Mai
23.jpg is just pure cancer
>>704256096
Thinking about it I actually feel the exact opposite about the show, the basic premise and idea of "realistic" mechs fighting super mechs through tactics and science is good, but they just got extremely lazy with it.
>>704256252
Nope, she's never really posed like that. Probably because she's really humble n stuff.
>>704256247
>Rapetide
Kek.
>Why Eru
Well, it might sound weird, but I can connect with how Eru feels about her situation, she's seen as unreliable and faulty, but she tries really hard and often times does come through, she doesn't give up very easily and she's very resilient, and I can understand why she tries so hard, because she wants to support her friends. I feel like that a lot.
>PLUS SHE'S ADORABLE!
>>704256539
Quit replying to yourself, mi liu
>>704256579
kys sexy elitist o:
As always.
>>704256579
Didn't help that Inaho was a literal fucking cardboard box.
>His only humanizing moment is he mentions he likes eggs
Then Slaine went from a decent character to a bat shit crazy person with terrible writing helping his enemies for no fucking reason
>>704256324
Wew, this'll be interesting.
>>704256611
Hmmm, this will work!
>Oh dear Jesus my eyes started burning, I'm normally taking small naps by this point.
So the crew runs like shit. Good job Ubisoft.
>>704256611
Woah, that's deep as fuck dude. I get it though. In return, why angry marines? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY. FUCK YEAH. ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME.
I will admit, Eru is cute.
>>704256244
For Glory, and For The Emprah.
I wanna start keeping a picture of the God Emperor Of Mankind on my nightstand because it'll be a great way to start the morning.
That and it'll bug my wife a bit.
"Who is this?"
"This is The God Emperor Of Mankind."
"Why do you have a framed picture of him on your nightstand?"
"It would be heresy not to."
She's gonna divorce me at some point because I'm annoying as shit. Either that or she'll just deal with me like always. 5 YEARS OF MY CONSTANT BULLSHITERY.
>>704256771
>eyes started burning
Did you stare at your self too long?
You are hotter than the sun!
>>704256982
Hey Penny
Can we have more crazy ex fiction?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>704256887
>Ubisoft
Dont tell me you didnt see this coming.
>>704256887
Its Ubishit what do you expect?
>>704256982
That's a deep reason too.
>She's the cutest!
>>704256771
Awesome!
>Don't hurt yourself though. ^^
>>704257054
>>704257131
>Ubisoft that made great games such as Assassin's Creed and Farcy
>tfw I'm the only one on the planet that has hope for WatchDogs 2
To be fair with Ubisoft the second game in their franchises are the best ex: Far Cry 2 R6V2 AC2
>Inb4 you fucking retard
>>704255988
Alright, goodnight!
>>704256764
>>704256579
>>704256096
Maybe it had hope but by the second season it was absolute garbage. It was fucking horrid.
>>704257054
I expected bullfuckery, yes. But i expected shitty game design, not shitty optimisation.
>>704257131
I expected a game with shitty gimmicks. Not shitty graphic adjustments.
>>704257274
Watch Dogs is alright. Got a pretty cozy setting.
>>704256983
Nou! You slippery cutie!
>>704257131
I won't, I've dealt with worse!
>I once stayed up for 120 hours straight.
I AM SO DONE! I USE MY FRIEND TO TRANSFER PICTURES FROM MY PHONE TO MY LAPTOP THROUGH SKYPE, AND SUDDENLY THIS FUCKER SENDS ME THIS!
>>704257274
Farcry 2 was shit.
3 had tiddies so naturally it wins
>>704257251
>tfw hopes for wildlands
>tfw always wait a week after release before buying
I hope it doesn't turn out to be shit, ubisoft
>>704257251
Fair enough, but some of their games are shit.
Rainbow Six Siege is a lot of fun though, but the servers are garbage.
>>704257274
I feel like it might be good, but with Ubisoft, I will wait until somebody else tries it ^^
>>704257404
Kek. I'm surprised at the range of quality with Ubisoft. It goes from Great to Asscancer, and its kinda like spinning a roulette wheel at this point.
>>704257455
>120hrs
Don't you die on me!
>Or go psychotic.
>>704257455
I'm not cute!
You are a megacute!
Tfw you have a niece thats nearly 2 and has been home all day
I have this in my head.
https://youtu.be/F48hWTbflXg
>>704257274
I honestly don't know how to feel about it all info given look so laughably terrible and out of touch it has to be self aware, or written by Hillary's campaign managers.
>>704257455
KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAR-CHAN
>>704257644
Tfw you have a scat fetish so naturally you pick a waifu who's a shit like Rory
>>704257131
Definitely a cute gun. But most guns are pretty cute. L85 is a 7/10, but would not buy because high maintenance and unreliability.
>>704257027
>Penny
Nice try pal, but you're gonna have to prove it.
>
>>704257644
Suffer For The Emprah.
>>704257691
Maybe I'm thinking to highly with star crossed eyes. With their track record im still on the fool me once philosophy. If this is bad I won't fall for it a third time. But their record also show 2 = best
>>704257644
Fuck you, i gotta go get that outta my head
>>704257621
I seriously wonder what the fuck has been going on in there. Separate teams of entirely different people making the games or what?
>>704257836
Suffer for the Embrah
>>704257836
Speech patterns, duh
goodnight
>>704258133
Night, dude.
>>704258030
Speech patterns don't prove shit, we're from the same side of the country and grew up together. We developed similar patterns. Its simple comm 101 shit.
>>704258019
Always Suffer For The Embrah. He's the God Bro Of Mankind.
>>704257621
I won't. Due to me getting very little sleep every night since elementary, y body is very used to getting little sleep. i wouldn't be able to run on sub-4 hours for as long as I have been otherwise.
>Thinking 2 weeks or so now without a proper nights sleep
>>704257729
I AM SO PLATINUM DONE WITH HIM!
>>704258019
Well, Ubisoft does have a big dev team, plus they have the Montreal team which seems to make better stuff more often than not. I think.
>>704257836
If you had to pick a Raifu, who would you pick?
I'd post Tau if I wasn't posting L85, because Tau is also cute.
>>704258275
I have to sleep at LEAST six hours or I feel like aids.
>>704258188
Every body has a unique way of typing. It's like your fingerprint. Although you can change this fingerprint easily it seems you have not done so. Also from the way your getting angry proves your bluff.
>>704256622
Fuck off Sachi.
You're cancer.
ill take natsuo if no one has
>>704258275
>tfw no reply from best cute
>>704258279
A raifu huh? Well, probably the M16, because AMERICA and shit yo. Plus M16 is a pretty cute gun, 9/10
>>704258368
>From the way you're getting angry
Nigger are you dumb? Angry Marines, ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME. That and I learned how to type from Penny, I use to be a really slow typer, 20 words a minute, so he helped me out. Plus most people type as they speak, and Penny uses a lot more greentext than I do. Oh and I'm not getting angry really, its not worth being mad over a troll on 4chin. Kek. The way a person types also isn't hard evidence.
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/t9dBkQa.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>704257455
Nobody can stay up for 120 hours.
>>704257404
>mfw Watch dogs is not actually about watching dogs.
>>704258188
A true bro if I've ever seen one.
>>704258279
Odd. I hope the next game they give away is at least better one.
>>704258641
>watch dogs isn't about shitty 2010 memes
>>704258641
Navy Seals train to stay up that late bro.
>>704258584
The way you're deliberately not using greentext as to mask your identity. You're a tricky one, Penny. It is hard evidence when use the same style of typing. Even if you were taught by Penny to type faster you shouldn't type and speak in the exact same way. Also from those insults that provide further evidence.
>>704258584
M16 is a good raifu, personally speaking though, slav arms are my jam, the AK47 is a lil beast.
>M16 was mean to L85
>Even though they're friends I feel like M16 should've apologized better.
>>704258736
I hope the next Siege update makes more balances for Caviera, she's too OP.
>>704258335
Be thankful. Running on this little sleep is perfectly possible for me, but it really starts hitting me if I do it to this amount for this long.
>It's coming along, will post a rough draft next post.
>>704258528
But you're the cute! Not me!
>I'm tired and attempting to multitask, sorry!
>>704258641
>Implying
I've explained the story so many times at this point. But essentially circumstances set me up to have to deal with constant hoop jumping to get a very nice motorcycle during the day, and my job is night shift so it was just alternating from doing on to the other for 5 days.
>>704258736
>tfw watchdogs isn't about hounds with chronometers on them
Saber out for the night
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>704258980
Night ss
>>704258943
If your gonna go to bed can I join?
I promise that I'll be less gropey!
>>704258736
The Emprah is a total bro
>
>>704258890
>Speak in the exact same way
Wherefore?
>Also those insults
Insults are also learned, Penny and I grew up tossing banter back and forth. Either way, without some really hard evidence, legal level shit, I can't acknowledge your claim. I don't greentext unless I plan on quoting somebody because I like to stick to the original design, or storytelling which is a good greentext purpose. Your detective skills are pleb-tier at best.
![5306435[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wjGTlT1.jpg "5306435[1].jpg")
>>704258736
Who's memeing?
>>704258745
I didn't know that.
>>704258943
Wow how did you do it?
>>704258943
I am thankful that you're doing a thing for me, its gonna be a great thing I can tell ^^
>>704259055
A Yuno ^^
>>704258898
I haven't played Siege yet. Probably kill my shitstation.
>>704258980
'night
>>704259055
o shit
>>704259110
Now i only wonder, where my hot bitches with bouncy tits?
>>704259150
no one. I was just disappointing that Watch dogs wasn't about shitty memes.
>>704259110
Whatever, Penny, not going to argue with you. You sure are an impulsive liar though
>>704259183
Raifu!
How's it going my man?
>>704259210
Oh damn
It's robbit
Haven't seen you in some time
How have you been?
>>704258898
Aw shit I forgot to reply to you again, maybe I'm finally getting tired again.
>M16 was mean to L85
I might actually consider watching Upotte now.
>>704259110
>Wherefore
Fuck I used that wrong. Shit I am getting tired.
>>704259210
In Due Time brother, in due time. When the heresy is purged ALL THE EMPORERS CHILDREN WILL RECEIVE THE GIFTS OF MANKIND!
>>704259289
Alright man, stay in school, don't do drugs, and try not to kill yourself.
>Impulsive liar
Well, I don't like lying quite frankly, will lightly lie, but I've been lied to so many times it pisses me off to think about it. Penny's a good guy though, he doesn't lie to people cause its not his nature.
I think I'm gonna hit the hay. Maybe after next post but we'll see.
>>704259095
>Less gropey
Now why would you do that~?
>>704259150
Willpower is a hell of a thing. If you want something bad enough, you can do some crazy shit.
>>704259183
Hmmm, what was the phrase you suggested again?
>Gotta choose the font now
hOIII!
>>704259465
It's a good anime, would recommend to gun lovers. Night Angry, sleep tight, don't let the heresy bite ^^
>>704259443
I'm doing good, watching BTOOOM! and being a lazy shit in general, how bout you?
>>704259210
Maybe, but its really fun, its a lot more of a tactical shooter.
>>704259543
Eru is great in a jam ^^
>>704259543
You want me grope you more?
Wew okay, senpai...
>>704259543
Actually no wait it was Eru is handy in a jam.
>>704259443
I'm a little sore from a party i went to the other night. But other than that i've been fine. I don't really post much now because i have alot of shit going on in my life.
>>704259465
great! Where do i sign up?
>>704259553
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>704259634
I might get a Ps4 and check it out. Ain't no way it'll run comfortably on an 840m.
>>704259825
>840m
It runs fine on my 950m, even on high graphics ^^
>>704259634
Thanks L. Is it cool that I call you L? Cause that sounds like a good nickname for you.
>don't let the heresy bite
Heresy can't bite me if it doesn't have teeth.
>>704259825
Nearest Imperial Recruiting Center! For The Glory Of The Emprah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtssjJk7ZbE
>>704259950
i'll take a look if it's cheap enough then. I'm pretty poor tho.
>>704260039
Do you accept degenerates though?
>>704260039
That's totally cool, now you go to bed before the Emprah finds out you're awake ^^
>Now I have three nicknames
>Eli
>L
>Dr. Elle.
>>704260263
It should be around $30, unless its on sale.
>>704259634
Sound good, whats Btoom though?
I wanna be lazy but i gotta walk my dog
>>704259825
Nice, did you score some?
Being busy all week? Is that good or bad?
>Rip phone
>Yuno
>>704259634
Well, here's the first edit. What'cha think?
>Any improvements you can think of, I'll be glad to do.
>>704259676
Well of course, I thought you knew that~
>I now have two cuties calling me senpai
When did this start?!
>>704260263
PAW PATROL
PAW PATROL
>>704260330
The Emprah knows I was simply spreading the holy word.
>>704260263
>Do you accept degenerates
Hm... The Adeptus Astartes don't, however the Astra Militarum would be glad to have you!
They're always looking for more cannonfod- I mean, soldiers to help the divine glory of the Emprah.
Definitely going to bed now. Night guys.
>>704260501
This is absolutely perfect. 10/10 will always use forever.
>>704260345
BTOOOM! is an anime/manga (The anime is pretty good so far, dunno yet though) about a dude who plays vidya, and then gets trapped on an island, where he has to play the vidya game in real life. BTOOOM! is basically like a FPS but with bombs instead of guns.
My brown baybeee
>>704260330
In Aussie bucks?
>>704260345
No, i just hung out why my ex from way back in the day. As for being buys, it's not good. My wage got cut a bit so i had to work some extra hours to make up for it.
>>704260581
o. okay then. oh well, 'night.
>>704260541
WE'LL BE THERE ON THE DOUBLE.
>>704260737
>Noticed a double space on the first line
Whoops, fixed that. And I'm glad you like it. I saved the psd so if you ever want me to make some changes, I've got it on hand.
>>704260737
I don't wanna sound rude but
I feel like I've heard that story like a thousand times
>MC only plays vydia
>Mysteriously gets in another world
>This is now a vydia world
As long as it's fun I guess
>>704260881
Why though? You still get along or what?
I'm sorry dude that's fucking annoying
Perhaps a new job is in order?
Goodnight.
Claimed my Birb
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>704261094
>Night
>>704261193
BIIIIIIIRB!
>>704261294
AAAAAAA CAAAAAAAAAT!
I don't know how they do it. It's like fucking magic that is impossible to mimic.
>>704261094
'night
>>704261019
Yeah, we only broke up because we decided we're better as just friends. I might get another job but i don't have many qualifications other than doing Food-tech and PDM in school.
>>704261193
Duc
>>704260881
40 Aussie bux
>>704260887
Perfect, thanks ^^
>>704260908
Yeah but the problem is its in real life, on a deserted island (battle royal style) and he's gotta save the day and shit. Plus its EXPLOSIVES so its much more dangerous/fun. It gets interesting too. Plot twists and shit.
>The anime ruins the first few plot twists by telling them right off the bat. In the Manga you don't know about a certain thing, but since they tell Himiko's story, you know in the second fuckin episode.
>Its kinda cliche but its okay because it goes about it in a good way.
>Kinda.
I think I'm gonna head to bed too.
>Its fucking 4AM
>>704261356
How've you been, Birb? It's been forever since you've visited!
>>704261460
Night Eru, sleep well!
>>704261460
might get it sometime then. thanks
>>704261451
No u!
>>704261522
I'm here once every weekend!!
I'm good, army is hard but funsies.. How are you doing?
>>704261439
I'll bite.
Do what?
![Syndra [34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eJdAqj2.jpg "Syndra [34].jpg")
>>704261394
>>704261728
bid
@704261439
get out before you shit up the thread
>>704262016
What's crackin?
Miho claimed
>>704262115
Nothing. Just lazing around and watching youtube. What about you?
>>704262203
gud booty
Yoruichi claimed
>>704262237
Same, watching twitch tho o/
>>704261728
Hmm, I can't recall seeing you. Maybe I'm just distracted, or napping...
I'm doing relatively well! Very tired from doing a lot of car stuff the last week-ish. Finally got the last of the paperwork done for it today, and it's now officially in my name and mine! Got a few plans for it, the first being a small subwoofer for just that little extra OMPH in the low range. After of which, it's locks/windows that need fixing, some bolts for the trunk plastic cover, and a new full set of bushings all around.
>Pic related, completely worth the lack of sleep
Alright. Nearly got that thing out of my head through drinking.
>>704262397
She a qt!
>>704262336
cool, who ya watching?
>>704262359
tooty
>>704262445
Guess drinking does solve everything.
>>704262581
>>704261964
>>704262667
>>704262482
Ain't she? I don't regret a cent spent, to be honest.
>I only found out about the fog lights earlier today
>>704262581
Runescape stream.. It's cringefest tho..
>>704262801
I'd love to have her! The fog lights look amazing
>>704262657
Fukken saved
Time to get thrashed in League
>>704262906
Thank ya, Birb! One day you too will own a car with pop-up headlights.
>>704262961
Don't you mean time to get Threshed?
>Stop me before I become the Rory.
hello
>>704261942
Paint. It's an impossibility, yet they seem to be able to pull something out of the ether.
>>704262906
aaotube?
>>704262961
Everyone in an online game will be better than you. No exceptions. Something i learned long ago.
>>704263038
>threshed
>thrashed
What's the difference?
>no
>>704263042
Hi there!
![Syndra [103].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VAQHZLh.jpg "Syndra [103].jpg")
>>704262667
>>704263078
Nah, the official runescape stream atm. Runefest is happening.
>>704263038
I hope soooooo!
Boooooooooooooo
>>704263097
this is a weird thread
>>704263133
I swear to god i have fixed this 100 times already
>>704263166
No yoooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>704263163
oh, i had no idea those were still going on.
>>704263291
Apparently they do, It's the biggest cringefest ever tho
>>704263097
Fair.
>Pls
>>704263163
Aaaand I think it's time for a small nap.
>>704263380
You nap 90% of the time...
>>704263380
>>704263197
Yes, that is true
>>704263380
no
>>704263340
Cringier than Minecon or that Sonic 25th shitshow?
>>704263340
You're the biggest cringefest ever <3
>>704263291
yooooooooooooooooou too
>>704263427
I do not!
>>704263432
Okay?
>>704263446
Kk
>>704263472
#BTFO
>>704263566
k
>>704263572
All I do is blow people.
>>704263704
robo
>>704263446
why aren't you guys tfw no gf like the rest of this horrible board
>>704263572
sorry late reply friends. had to walk doggo
>>704261451
that sucks, but i guess ending on good terms is better
i'd say thats enough to land a decent job where you can actually have some free time rather than being a slave
>>704261460
oh sorry then
good night my man
>>704263757
Why would we be?
>>704262740
>>704263236
Bikinis are nice.
>>704262581
Most everything
>>704263739
Brit-bong
>>704263778
I'd have no chance at getting a better job if there's anyone else applying that went to Uni though. But i suppose it's better than sitting around and moving shit all day.
>was doggo good doggo tho?
>>704263882
but can it get this outta your head?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5v5j7VTlXw
>>704263464
>>704263757
That's because we don't particularly care right now
>>704263855
They are.
>>704263802
The animu avatars area sign you guys cry out for attention from females your repressed need for feminine attention manifests in avatarfagiing with female caharacters
>>704263970
HAVE YOU EVER
https://youtu.be/KPxJ6RR40ZU
>>704263380
Embrace the puns. Become the punner you know you can be.
>>704264027
That's pretty neato, so why do you think we aren't crying about gfs?
>>704263970
you can always try right?
>doggo was amazing doggo
some stupid landwhales were throwing a fit because she was off the leash but it was legal there so i didnt give a scheiz
>>704263472
I know. :(
>>704263572
You do!
It's like, the further into it I get, the less anything makes sense. I don't start with a lot, but even what little I start with I end up having to remove until I'm left with next to nothing.
>>704264082
oh god don't remind me
>>704264135
i know, and I've been trying to find something that i do have some skills in.
>getting pissed about unleashed doggos in an unleashed doggo run
kek
@704264278
i thought you'd already pissed off. guess not
>>704264424
you said you have some food skills right?
does that mean cooking?
maybe you can find something in a small restaurant or something idk
yea it was pretty stupid
>our dogs are aggresive
they had rats not bigger than my feet and they were practically shitting themselves at the sight of my dog.
I'm the only saving grace in this fucking thread.
