ITT adult advice
Spread some solid advice for surviving in the cruel world out there (I'm feeling a bit scared).
Also I want to warn you that if you've ever heard
>"how to get revenge on someone - if you slash all four tires on their car, that's covered by insurance, but if you slash only 3, then they have to pay out of pocket"
, that is pure fucking bullshit.
Found it the hard way; rent is more important than weed
>>703457251
if you really want revenge on someone, put WD-40 on their back tires' breaks.
But if you get caught, it'll probably be attempted murder, even though it shouldn't kill them
>>703457251
>>703458143
real solid advice?
be patient as fuck. drive slow. speeding gets you maybe 5-10 mins faster to where you want to be TOPS. 5-10 mins ain't worth shit. it ain't worth that ticket, that accident, that insurance premium increase, or the cost of repairs.
drive slow, go slow, take a deep breath, and remember 5-10 minutes ain't shit.
>>703457251
Be u self
>>703458244
more advice?
Everyone's out to scam you, get your money, or do something to fuck you. Not actually everyone, there are probably nice people out there, but there are a lot of people out to scam you, so be wary of it. Someone might get offended or something at you checking on their work, but hey, protect yourself first. If they aren't actually an asshole they'll be okay with verification. If they're not, they're probably scamming you. Fuck those people.
Remember, if you get scammed, robbed, or what have you, the law can't help you most of the time. Just be prepared and try not to let it happen in the first place.
>>703458389
more advice.
women are overrated and overvalued in today's society. Don't bend over backwards for a woman. If that's what you have to do to get her attention, that's what you'll have to do to keep her attention, and no woman who demands that is worth your time.
find a girl who's willing to be your equal. Find a feminist, not a feminazi. Feminazi's are scum.
Passion + monetization = success, either one by themselves will lead to ruin.
Eat well.
Learn to make good meals for yourself (and others), those kinds of skills go a long way.
Do your best to stay out of debt. Stop caring so much about what other people are doing, just live your own life.
>>703457251
Make sure to be careful putting things in your asshole, use lube and don't over do it.
A loose butt is no good .
try to eat healthy. try.
work out. even if just walking.
stay out the sun. it will age you fast.
live below your means. this will give you a buffer zone of risk.
read every contract before you sign it. dont be lazy.
wear a condom every time. its not fun, but its better than dying early from AIDS.
and dont get married.
that last one is super important. nothing above that matters if you get married. when you get married, you're literally giving away your rights to the quality of your life.
those are all practical advice. but you can always go deeper.
>pic not related.
>>703458486
>women are overrated and overvalued in today's society.
solid advice.
old fag by any chance?
>>703460236
>try to eat healthy. try.
Seriously, start now. The older you get, the easier your health goes to shit.
I'm a pretty fit guy, never been fat at all, grew up doing sport etc.
Yet I got kidney stones from eating too much fast food and not drinking enough water for like a year.
Holy shit this actually seems like good advice. Thank you anons, I'll keep this stuff in mind
>>703458143
the problem with this advice is that you may not kill the faggot you want revenge on, but the faggot you want revenge on can kill an innocent person who had nothing to do with your shit revenge plans.
ignore this shit advice anon.
grow a nice garden, it works relaxing and you'll get bragging rights for it.
>>703457251
Build a lifetime friendship with a lawyer and an business accountant.
Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.
>>703462696
This is golden
Keep £100 (or $100, whatever) in an account separate to your current account and all other savings/rent accounts etc. so you can't spend it accidentaly. At some point you're going to need it.
Drink water.
Stop eating fast food.
Get a hobby that requires strenuous physical activity, it doesn't have to bee competitive or even involve other people if you don't want to. I go hillwalking and do HEMA.
Stop sitting down so much. Your spine will thank you later.
Learn the value of a tidy kitchen.
>>703460343
this is true faggot
At work always I MEAN ALWAYS be nice to the cleaning/security staff. They have lots of good info.
Learn to code - any language. I will help you in numerous ways.
Always leave for work/a meeting 5-10 minutes earlier than you wanted to. In case you forget your keys or there is traffic you'll have a chance to catch up.
Try using sambal sauce as your side sauce to some dishes. Chili contains capsaicin which is dissolvable in oil and it helps curing/weakening cancer.
If you want to relax put on some 432Hz music from youtube. 432 Hz is a very good frequency for the human body, all programs in tv and radio are set to 440Hz which may cause destabilisation in water management.
If you really know you're get a really bad hangover after a really hard drinking take a painkiller and chug ~400ml of water before you sleep. Just dont do it too often because your liver wants to live (pun not intended).
As sports I'd recommend fighting - whatever kind. I trained melee weapons and bare handed and I gotta say they're pretty useful. Not just because of good physique but they also boost your courage and weilding swords gives you some idea of the importance of life. (or maybe I'm just retarded).
Try to dress formally as your casual uniform. When wearing formal clothes there's no place they won't let you in.
Gl&Hf
Keep a clean house. Dishes get washed, laundry goes in hamper, toilet and shower stay clean, clutter gets put away. It'll keep you happier and make a better impression on unexpected guests.
Enjoy your work
>>703457251
Never underestimate how easy it is to offend someone
>>703457251
The worse case scenario is having a job where you're bored
>>703457251
Bitches love money. So go and earn it, the bitches will come later
>>703457251
Only 20% of intelligence is inherited, the rest is up to you.
So read a book niggers
family is the top priority on relations list. Everyone is out there to fuck you somehow, your family is there to support you (most probably)
>>703457251
Life is luck.
But if you put yourself in positions where you have a chance to be lucky, then your chances of getting lucky increase.
>>703457251
Try to remember people's names, you can remember so much stupid shit. Focus niggers
>>703457251
>Spread some solid advice for surviving in the cruel world out there (I'm feeling a bit scared).
1) Anyone can make it. You might not get what you want, but if you work hard, and make halfway decent choices, you can pay rent and maintain the basics.
2) Failure is a part of life. I can't stress this enough. I remember when I got out of school, I was cold calling agencies / studios in the bay area. I had one guy just start laughing at me..
>anon, there are 50,000 artists between here and Oakland - why should I hire you
It really hurt to hear that, and I was fucking scared. I didn't even have an art degree. My portfolio was shit, and looking back all I did was waste interviewers time.
But I got a job as a secretary, and kept applying and working on my portfolio. I put myself out there, and eventually got more and more assertive. I saw a job opening at a small agency - and the owner had written this sort of stupid blog post. I jumped on it, gave my own opinion and ended up arguing with him back and forth. Eventually he was like "why are you bugging me"
>I want a job
oh... ok, and I got hired. It sucked, was horrible and he eventually fired me. But I had that first "agency" job now, and it opened up doors.
>>703457251
>don't procrastinate
>work as hard as you can
>don't ever allow yourself to feel sorry for yourself
Also, drink and be merry for tomorrow we die...
>>703457251
Fuck fat bitches. They are cock gobbling monsters
Seriously. Take pussy when you can get it.
neat advice. im remembering these.
Apply stosism to ya life.
>>703465602
cont.
3. realize your parents are just people. You are old enough to be a parent yourself. Imagine if yo u had kids, how fucked up it would be. That is what your parents were like. No one knows how to be a fucking parent. They all fuck things up. They are just normal people, doing their best. The sooner you can realize that, the sooner you can come to terms with any baggage you carry, and start being your own person.
4. Enjoy your 20s. They are confusing, but really fun. Once you "figure it out", you end up with a job, steady girlfriend, 3 weeks vacation a year, etc. There are worse things to do than walk around the city because you don't have work. Or meet new people. Or go to burningman, or some hippie campout, or apunk show or whatever is out of your comfort zone.
5. Haters gon Hate. I wish I had learned much earlier about the things I "hate". Most of them came from some sort of fear. Many of the things I "hated" ended up being things I liked later on in life. If you don't like something - or it really gets under your skin - pay attention to that. If I see someone doing something I hate, its normally because I do it myself.
more cont.
>>703457251
If you smoke weed more than 1x a month itd too much and you should change the people who you hang with
Dont fuck up your back. It happens even if you are cautious like me and you will be fuckd.
>>703457251
Drugs are fun, pick your moment. Only do them when you know and trust everyone.
Most uppers give you anxiety
The easiest way to wipe your ass is by lifting up your balls and wiping left to right
Trust me, it saves time
>>703463777
he never said it wasn't faggot
>>703465928
Dr.Phil-kun~~~
>>703464177
can confirm this. be nice to security.
i've worked as security for 10+ years now, if you're rude to me and you ever need my help unlocking your apartment/finding something you lost/information on services, i'll play dumb and say i cant help you.
if you're polite and respectful, i'll bend all sorts of rules to help you out of jam.
also, pro:tip. if you ever need a new dealer, talk to a security guard. we know fucking everybody.
>>703457689
brilliant
>>703465928
6. Watch and try. Talent Borrows, Genius steals. Not sure how to do something? Find someone who does it, and mimic them. Even if it feels weird, or stupid. it is hard to do, but it opens doors. Jealous of someone? Copy them. Talk to them. Become friends with them. Find out what they do
7. be able to laugh at yourself. You will fuck up CONSTANTLY. Say the wrong thing. Embarrass yourself. Shit your pants. If you can say
>I'm sorry - I shouldn't have treated you that way
>I'm sorry - that was inappropriate
You are miles ahead of most people
If you can embarrass yourself, and laugh it off the next day as a learning experience, you are in a league of your own. I didn't learn to do that shit until my late 30s
>>703466130
heh. fuck now I'm reading all my posts in dr. phil voice. I hate that faggot.
8. ... drugs aren't that great. source: alcoholic and recovering heroin addict. If you can do em, that is awesome. If you are like me, get help sooner rather than later.
>>703457251
for godsake stay in school by any means necessary.
oh and dont get some gutterslut pregnant
>>703466259
9. clothing is just a uniform. it isn't your fucking identity.
10. If you are bi-curious, fuck around when you are young. young bi guys have lots of options older bi guys don't. You are in demand.
11. Always put one in the brain.
thats all i got.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfZTzcDFZ98
>>703457251
revenge is not adult behavior.
>>703466072
Fucking this. I'm 27 and have had two spinal surgeries and I'm going to have to have a third either later this year or first of next. Take care of your back, always lift with your legs never your back.
>>703464177
fyi the Hz things is a hoax. it just is.
>>703460236
>married
If you have a long term gf get married. It helps with taxes, accounts and its good to have some one who can act on you behalf.
THAT BEING SAID: CHOOSE CAREFULLY
>never confuse good pussy for wife material
>if she cheated on her bfs growing upshe will cheat on you.
>if she has a bunch of guy friends, dont stress. If she always has NEW guy friends its a bad sign.
>if she bitches about you not spending money on her, ditch her
>if you see her lie to her friends, she will do the same to you
and NEVER EVER ignore things that you consider a red flag
when the relationship is over, leave. I would have saved myself so much grief if had done that.
Order used books from Amazon
>>703466845
This.
Also, from the late great Terry Pratchett:
If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.
>>703466934
rofl
Don't get into physical fights. There are too many things that can go wrong and fuck your life up long term. (arrested, dental work, lawsuit, killing someone who falls and hits their head the wrong way). Just walk away.
>>703467039
Only fight if you are 100% sure you will win without getting hurt. All (non-starving) predators follow this principle and most thugs/fags hanging around operate on this principle as well.
>>703466934
Yep.
Get used to none of your best efforts to revolutionize this or that thing amounting to jack shit, because in reality it takes more than one person to accomplish anything, and what those people really do not like most is someone coming along and overturning the applecart making more work for them.
If you chase two rabbits, you catch neither
>>703467677
Trying is the first step towards disappointment.
Tertiary Education only allows you to apply for the job that requires it. It won't guarantee you anything except for a student debt.
>>703457251
Don't be an asshole. It's fine going online and shitposting everywhere, nobody gives a fuck when you're anon. When you're an asshole anywhere else, even a likeable Dennis the Menace asshole, you're going to lose any support you've built over the course of your life. Don't be a fucking saint. You don't even have to be nice to people, but be polite, be considerate, and for fucks sakes fucking learn how to work well with others.
tl;dr oldfag that's almost shot up every office he's worked in because people are self absorbed assholes
Get used to being alone.
>>703465602
>>703465928
>>703466259
Thanks a lot anon.
How old are you anyways?
>>703467271
You're missing the point. Even if you "win" there are still consequences that are not worth whatever trivial shit it was to cause the fight in the first place.
>>703467933
This. You will always be alone, even when you think you are not. Also, (metaphorically) buy a plunger before you need one.
- don't get revenge. that's the way or morons. get justice.
- if you suck at life, it's your own fault for doing it wrong. stop being a crybaby and blame others.
- exercise. want to get a 10/10 girlfriend or boyfriend? so does everybody else. lower your standards or rise to the challenge.
- fuck human rights. you don't have the right to anything. you have the freedom to pursue personal benefits at the cost of responsibility.
- unemployed or not, get a hobby that involves leaving the nest, doesn't involve staring at the computer screens and or japanese culture.
- to have 50% chance of getting laid, just follow these three steps:
>don't be a douchebag
>be hygienic/proper
>be positive
even an mediocre looking guy can get laid. if you don't. you're doing one (or more) of those three rule of thumbs wrong.
- leave the internet at the computer. talkign about memes & 4chan will only makes you appear autistic and/or socially awkward.
- avoid drugs. it doesn't matter what you or your friends think, society in general views people who use drugs as untrustworthy losers. drugs might fuck up relations, employment and your health. if you think this is a price worth paying, don't come crying later because society is mean
>>703461368
But do we really care about the innocents? They obviously have bad luck so it's just ending it early for them.
>>703464177
Wannabe cop detected, security are scum
This is from one of the best posts I've seen on /b/
>>703468558
Most workplaces I've worked at actuall got seceretaries to review video surveleince to make sure security didn't steal anything
Solid life advice from someone 1/3 through life that's been nothing but shit
Bamp
bbump
>>703468687
I remember this, truly educational.
don't die pls
>>703457251
1) putting your bank in "bank investments" will only make you lose money. either invest, or just store it.
2) subscriptions (netflix, spotify) are like MLM.
they are made to appear small, but each of them adds up to ~100+ dollars a year.
that is a fucking lot, if you do the math.
3) small costs add up very quickly. a few small extra items at each shopping and boom you have no money left on your account
4) loans will always fuck you over.
in Europe you can get 0% loans but even some of those are shady.
AND, 2. also applies here. "it's only 20$ a month and it's a new phone".
Trust me, you will not have that 20$.
5) IT is no magic job. If you become a networking guy / sysadmin, you will spend your life in a basement like room with smelly people (not kidding, IT crowd show was really spot on). the pay is shit, and you work all day, all night, all year. seriously.
If something makes you unhappy (your weight, your job, your love life) don't bitch and whine about it to everyone around you, do something to at least show to others you're actively going out your way to change it.
Save a minimum of 10-15% of every penny you earn. Keep it in a separate account. You'll need to dip into it on occasion but that's exactly what it's there for. Never grudge having to do this. It's smart to save money, it's stupid to hoard it and ring-fence it off to yourself.
The first three weeks in the gym are the hardest, your body will tell you it's tired and doesn't like this new routine, once you're over that hill it's easy. Similarly you'll have days you just can't be bothered going to the gym....defy your brain and go, once you're there you'll be surprised how okay you are with it.
Oh, and never do cardio with a chest cold or infection, that shit weakens the heart chambers significantly. Someone once told me the best way to clear a chest infection is to run through it, that's bullshit.
Oh and take care of your back for fucks sake. Take it from a man of 32 with no history of excessive back issues, it only takes one bad lift or heavy day at work and you're fucked. I needed a microdiscectomy to remove part of my disc after fucking it up and it's been 15 months between working through the pain and recovery from surgery. Only now am I back on a close to level playing field.
>>703470223
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6) IT / Programming: It's no magic either. Not everyone earns a 6 figure salary, and even if would do, you spend ALL your day in your chair. And it's not shitposting. There are meetings, there are deadlines, and you are not there to browse 4chan, you have to deliver.
Working 12 hours a day each day is really fucking tiring, even though you just sit on your ass, it makes you feel like dogshit.
7) Never buy newer diesel cars, they all start to fail around 100/125k miles. Just buy petrol, or an older diesel if you like them so much.
Well, fuck me, can't recall anything else for now.
>>703470402
>The first three weeks in the gym are the hardest
> tfw when job made it impossible to workout
> tfw stopped working out
> tfw can't get back to it
how do start working out again? ;_;
Women, respect your man.
Men, love your woman.
>>703470525
your problem is this > " ;_; "
Always be able to control yourself
>>703458389
Wish my fucking roommate would learn this shit.
He gets scammed by every fucking thing on the internet.
He's been catfished at least 4 times in the 3 years that I've lived with him, and now he thinks youtube is going to teach him how the stock market works.
Advice: lay low Joe.
This guide is an excellent read. especially if your'e an basement dwelling lardass lloking to clean up your act and join the rest of the world...
http://ulrikbrask.dk/Media/The%20well-cultured%20anonymous.pdf
>>703462696
And get a decent one. Those rigid ones from the dollar store are shit.
>>703470525
Stop being a pussy and go?
Sign up for a 24 hour gym and go in at like 10 or 12 at night
>>703466594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l33ot5y-XxY
Kid was trying to pull a stump with his back...
>>703458486
>>703458389
>>703458244
This guy is definitely an adult that's been through some shit and thought deep about how to overcome.
Solid fucking advice. Especially women - be with a woman that's easy to get on with, anyone else will drain your patience until eventually you're sick of all the effort you have to sustain 24/7.
If she ain't interested in the true you, she ain't interested. If you have to try too hard she's not right for you.
Also sex with someone like that, someone you truly love, is 100x better than sex with an arbitrary 10/10.
>>703467677
Unless you have snakes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wynx1ukwdVA
>>703466787
It only helps if your household will be making less then 100k
Get into prostate play while you're young
>>703474183
shit advice.
As someone earier said - avoid fights.
This is very very important.
In anger or while drunk.
Fucking avoid it.
So be it if everyone thinks you are a pussy. But the thing is - it might save a life. Yours, his / hers. Human body can tolerate much and be fragile at the same time. An unlucky hit in the chest can break a rib and that rib can go through a lung. An unlucky hit right in the nose can shatter the bones and they can poke an eye out. An unlucky hit to the knee can break the man's leg forever. Pretty much any hit anywhere to the body can criple the person. Not even mentioning unlucky falls that can result in death of paralyze the body.
People that have not done any fighting arts are not really aware of it.
It is not worth it. You cant be a badass in your GFs eyes if you land in prison or criple the guy.
Also, never ever try to solve an argument while drunk. Fuck that.
>>703462696
Mike?
>>703464177
>Learn to code - any language. I will help you in numerous ways.
No it won't. I wish people would stop advocating 'Learn to code!' as the solution to everything.
>>703468746
What if half is shit and half is fucking great?
>>703474624
Learn to code so you can code
>>703470223
oh no, I spend almost $100 dollars a year on something I enjoy
oh no
how have I let myself this far into depravity
/s
Treat 'em like dirt, they'll stick to you like mud
Thanks dad
Always stick and believe to your vision, be your own chief, find the right mix between (dont giving a fuck about others and not leaving an negativ impression) and you'll be happy.
>>703457251
>adult advice
>"how to get revenge on someone
Well don't get fucking revenge on anyone, grow the fuck up.
Every asian movie will told you that revenge is a bad idea, and if you think about it for half a second you'll realise how childish and stupid it is
>>703476084
38y old here:
its not childish, in some situations its important to get an "revenge" even if it is to make someone learn a lesson which for example will better the relationship or some part of your life like your job for example.
>>703458386
I disagree with this one, OP. Don't, under any circumstances, be yourself. Always pretend to be the version of you, that you want to become, until you become that version, from that point become different again.
>>703466787
I usually don't generalize people (and doing so about women on this website always leads to stupidity), but this is so true.
Underaged faggots, read this
>>703476280
I usually flip and put on a silly moustache and pretend to be Billy Williams
>>703468181
I didnt get the plunger metaphor
>>703458386
Underrated post
>>703460236
>live below your means
This, totally this. You'll almost always hit hard times...
>>703457251
Compromise and balance.
There is no one polar philosophy of life that is correct.
Do not think of your competitors as shit in their loss.
Do not think of yourself as a God in success.
Talking and confidence will get you far but the ability to truly listen is is what will set you apart from others.
>>703476817
fucking be prepared.
>>703472615
>Never have sex with anyone that doesn't want it as much as you.
Does it count if she wants to get paid?
>>703476226
Well there's a difference between making someone understands that he wronged you in some way and that he needs to put things right, and fucking someone up even more.
Revenge leads to revenge and so on
everyones in debt so fuck it, go hard buy everything you want, instead of budgeting your whole life like a faggot and giving all your savings to other cunts when you die.
>>703458244
DRIVE SLOW no matter how cautious you are some bastards out there will try to cause accidents. Also you can make accidents too, I got stuck behind a semi one time might of been in his blind spot just was a long day sun was setting wasn't quite in my eyes said fuck it gonna pass on the right (really in his blind spot) I wasn't really going to go fast just pass. Lane starts to fucking end when I'm at the half way point on his trailer slam on the breaks and change lanes with a wall barrier curving off when I'm accelerating past 60 mph no way there was enough room to stop left in the lane I switched in to even if you were breaking where I turned in from. Sometimes you just do dumb shit because you don't know any better. More people around means more chances of dumb shit happening and less room to get around. I can live with getting a "darwin award" but it made shit unsafe for other people too, they don't deserve that. Patience is worth more than anything else when driving for everybodies sake.
>>703463418
>HEMA
the fuck's that?
clear your intersections. look left, right, left again every time. Stop signs and red lights aren't magic, people miss them.
PLS EXPLAIN THE PLUNGER METAPHOR :'(
>>703477616
Be prepared for everything because you never know when your toilet will shit itself
Fuck you fucking faggots saying to drive slow. If you're gonna drive slow at least stay the fuck out of the fast lane. 5-10 minutes adds up, faggots.
>>703459865
this nigga right here gets it
>>703457689
Weed isn't rent?
best thread in a while
good job OP
>>703477716
how do you do that with 700$ to live every month
Don't eat the yellow snow.
>>703461532
aka grow lots of weed,
>pro-tip Sun>Lights
study trefology
>>703477885
Fuck off, no it doesn't. Stop being an impatient little bitch and realize the wisdom of not needlessly endangering yourself and others.
I know this has been said but,
stop caring about what other people are doing,
they are they and you are you. You can't be the best at everything you do. You'll always be beaten by that one guy who does only that thing.
>>703463418
sit on floor cross legged
smoke weed over going to bar
>>703464177
or skate and destroy
Wipe front to back
>>703465993
this shit bait?
or do you only have one drink a month also
>>703474183
sauce?
>>703465796
BUT don't stick it in crazy.
>>703474451
I really agree with this, people don't realize how fragile other people are. It's like they give zero shits unless someone dies. When they see someone living crippled or injured they just want to look away.
-Apply for a credit card and pay it off every month, no exceptions. Get a secured card if you have to. If you can't buy it with cash, don't put it in on the card. You will waste an extraordinary amount of money by carrying a balance. If you intend on ever buying a new car or house and not getting fucked on the interest, or approved period, then you better get your credit score in the 700's.
+Pro-tip: if you charge everything to that single card, you'll know exactly how much you've spent, and where at, each month. It's much easier to lose track of spending with multiple cards and/or when using a debit card.
-basic principle of finance: time value of money aka understand the importance of compounding interest. The sooner you start saving for retirement the better off you'll be. It's not a tag line, it's just the truth.
-learn how to cook to some appreciable degree. Their are YouTube videos for everything now a days, in addition to endless cooking shows. Find one you like and learn something. Even if you have a shit palette and don't understanding how to properly season something you can still get by ok if you follow directions and amounts. Women like to go to dinner but love when you make them dinner.
-stop renting, you're literally throwing your money away.
-auto repair is extremely expensive and most of the shit you think you can't do can be accomplished if you take some time to look up how to do it. It's not that scary, but you will bust knuckles and spend more time than you planned for. The savings are worth it however if you're not entirely incompetent. Leave the more complicated jobs which require specialized tools and or machining to the pros.
>>703468687
The best advice ever given.
-make friends with a lawyer, accountant, mechanic, etc. a circle of professional friends/acquaintances in your life are worth their weight in gold
-don't purchase brand new vehicles as they almost always depreciate quickly. You'll save thousands on something that still has super low miles and a new car smell
-don't drink and drive. It's not cute. You're only going to fuck up your entire life and or someone else's, so stop being selfish.
-someone will always have more than you, and others will have less. Stop comparing yourself to others.
-punctuality is incredibly important. being early is being on time.
>>703460236
this person has experienced the real deal
listen to him/her
>>70347
chaos magick?
>>703477502
Historic european martial arts
It's basically roleplaying but as a "sport"
Reality is mostly subjective. Certain 'obvious facts' of life are obscure from a different perspective.
If you want someone to arrive at your conclusion, you need to know how they arrived at theirs.
The best lies are 90% truth. Also in general, lying is like a wielding a hammer; easy to pick up, rarely useful, and if you use it the wrong way you're probably gonna hurt yourself.
Don't smoke. Avoid addiction, if you can help it. If you can't help it, find someone who can help you to fix that problem.
Assuming anything that would take you more than 5 seconds of thought to verify is a terrible idea.
Your own mental health supersedes everybody elses, at all times. No exceptions.
If you threaten violence in a serious manner, be prepared to follow through.
If you can avoid a fight, do that. If you can't avoid a fight, fight like hell.
Don't attribute to malice what could easily be attributed to stupidity. Don't attribute to coincidence what can easily be attributed to motive.
Before deciding whether someone is spiting you, assess their emotional investment in your misery. Most of the time, it won't be there. Every time, spiting them back is worthless.
If you are in someone's way, the easiest method to resolve this is to step out of the way.
Often, the best course of action is not the easiest.
>>703457251
Guy without the gf, good luck out there buddy.
-Actual psychologist
Get off of /b
FAST MONEY COMES WITH A HUGE COST.
>>703477361
there are a bunch of reasons to not pass on the right either, especially since that's where people turn in from. I really hope that guy didn't have his day ruined from my idiocy. I hope he's retired by the time cars are doing shit automatically they don't know the roads any better than he ever will when he's gone over them all over the place.
>>703465231
How dare you
Read through some, got bored, skipped to the bottom to write my own. Im 22 currently but i have been in the military for 4 years now, on top of that i am not going to say that i am the wisest person in the thread, hence why i will continue once i dump my advice
1. 100 good things are done with one mistake and they will hate you for the mistake everytime. Keep your eye on the fact that you did great things besides slip up. keep your head up.
2. While it will be difficult the first time that you learn it, learn a second language. Never thought i would use Japanese or German as much as i do. The 3rd language will be easier than the second one.
3. As stated previously, everyone is out for themselves, the world is not some fairytale tv show where everyone is working together.. the world is a cold place and when you accept that, you will understand that you need to look out for yourself
4. Learn to let things go when it comes to the opposite sex. If you break up with someone or they break up with you, thats the way that it was intended to happen. dont stress it too much and just move on
While i havent hit this point in my life yet, i know from talking to other people and general consensus how this seems to work so if im wrong, elders please correct me
5. 19-24 is going to be a pretty rough age and is going to be you trying to get your shit together mainly. If you dont have someone that you are intimate with dont freak out, just live in the moment, when it happens it happens, dont force it.
6. Make your own happiness
7.Luck isnt real, most of the time, the battle is lost before it even starts
8.(think i saw it in the thread already but emphasizing) STAY THE FUCK OUT OF FIGHTS!! there is no reason to do it, you arent proving shit to anyone, and you are most likely the person who is going to get fucked here.
9. you are judged by the company you keep is accurate in 95% of the cases, that being said if its behind curtains then no one knows
10.confidence is key
>>703481215
kek
Take all you can eat, but eat all that you take
>>703457251
1.You always need money. Get money, and more importantly, don't lose money, don't ever spend money on bullshit. You're 18 and that hundred bucks you want to casually give to a whore is a hundred bucks you will regret 7 years from now. Be cheap as fuck.
2.Wanna make money? Get dirty! Do whatever work you need to do, absent better possibilities. If you have a very good job, that awesome. If you don't, work with what you have.
3.Always do a good job. This is related to your IQ, so if you're retarded, you will do a shitty job.
4.Always try to get paid. How much money you earn is NOT related to IQ, it is related to how hard you can negotiate. Don't literally rob people, but always get paid nicely.
>>703462696
This guy gets it
>>703457251
Save some money from every paycheck until you have a few months' expenses covered, and keep it stashed in a savings account. It may take awhile to build up but if you ever get fucked and need money, you'll have some and it feelsgoodman.jpg to watch it grow.
1. Woman love a strong men. Definition vary on the kind of woman. She looks for someone strong enough to care for her and kids.
2. Even the strongest feminist turns into a submissive house woman for the right man
3. Woman always want to change you. If you let them they lose interest!
4. If a woman puts more pressure on you than you can handle (see 3) look for another one.
5. If you do not satisfy her in bed don't even try
6. Consider her opinion or fake you do. Always take the decision yourself! Woman cannot take rational decision themselves, they only take emotional decisions.
7. She needs to love you more than you love her, helps with all the above points
8. You cannot change someones opinion! E.g. if your friend has a ridiculous girlfirend he will be too blind to listen to you. Be there for him when he realizes.
9 Don't gossip! Be trustworthy, you will get many more informations!
10. Don't give info to someone who gossips (should be obvious after 9)
11. Have a small circle of trustworhty friends
>>703481845
wgat a crock of shit, im gonna ignore the guy that said dont argue drunk
spending money is how the damn economy keeps working. its all set up for people to keep spending money, people that get more of it just spend it all the same and have nicer shit to show for it. your trying to make some argument about iq and spent money if you want to make it about percentages the people spending more of it only come out ahead when they've been the worse rat bastards possible
Probably the best piece of advice I've ever heard.
"Don't stick your dick in crazy."
Patience is a treasure beyond worth. It does not denote the ability to wait, but rather the ability of knowing when to wait.
Listening always gains you more information than talking does.
Drawing someone's attention should always serve a purpose.
Questions reveal as much as answers do. The best thing a question may imply is ignorance. The best thing an answer may impart is understanding.
Doubt is healthy, provided you know where it is borne from. Else, discard it as soon as possible.
Death is inevitable. It does not require anything of you, nor should you of it. Do not revere death, or fear it. Do not embrace death, but do not run from it. Death shall grant you nothing, except an end. You needn't grant it anything in return.
Nothing is purposeless if you decide otherwise.
Granting an action purpose does not grant it merit.
buy a knife
its better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it
dont wear earphone/headphones at night
you will get jumped
dont listen to stoners, weed is addictive
if youre smoking more than once a week you need to cool it
dont shop for clothes online
try things on before you buy them
(also good metaphor for life)
if you get married 9/10 youll get bored of that person
love doesn't last 50+ years and no marriage is better than a shitty one even if youre afraid of dying alone
get college loans if you need them
every good job requires an education and a good salary - loans > a shitty salary
also
pound pussy pound brews pound nerds
> Don't wait for motivation or inspiration: that's childish. Just do. The motivation & inspiration FOLLOWS action, it does not precede it.
> Get to work 45 mins early and get shit done first thing. Leave 15 minutes late.
> Don't waste your commute time listening to bubblegum ballads. Instead enroll in automobile university by getting a book on tape or recording your own notes into a voice recorder.
> Your mind will come up with 1,001 reasons you shouldn't take a beneficial action. Take that as a sign that you should do it! Can't transfer to a better school because your friends are here and you don't want to disrespect them and you'd have to move to a new city and you might not like the new situation and what if the professors aren't better and what if your friends think you're a snob for transferring and what if the stores don't carry those delicious carrot cakes . . . . those type of thoughts mean that you should transfer ASAP!
> Shrinks call the above thoughts your "homeostatic mechanism": that's why people stay in miserable situations or if they leave they get into a nearly identical situation (relationship, job, school, etc.). It was useful for cavemen, but in this day it causes more misery than anything else.
> Lift weights. It's the only type of exercise that makes structural changes to your body that will last a lifetime. Yoga, jogging, cycling are OK -- they burn a few calories and make you feel good -- but they don't literally change your muscles, tendons, and bones in beneficial ways.
> You control your weight by eating well. A fucking slice of pizza is 45 minutes of jogging to burn the calories. Exercise is great, but you can't out train a lousy diet. Food has drug-like effects on the body: would you take a medicine that boosts your blood pressure, makes you fat / drpresses, drops your testosterone, and shortens your life?
> You're the average of the 5 people you hang out with the most, so hang out with good people.
>>703482655
the great depression was caused by people like you
if you dont save money you wont have any when you cant work and when a huge portion of the economy has no fucking money THATS when things go to shit
>>703466207
Works with IT too, used to do some support along with my coding duties. People who fucked me over didn't get help, I'd bend over backwards for people who were nice to me.
Don't be afraid to look at the military as a viable option when shit seems bad.
Prior to enlisting, I was working at a dead end job, pursuing an education I didn't want so it would keep the fam from bitching at me.
It sucked.
Enlisted in the Navy, put up with bootcamp's bullshit, went to be a nuke mechanic.
A-school was sweet, Power school was shit, Prototype was shit.
Got picked up for ELT (Chemistry and Radcon shit), love life.
Going on patrol's shitty; it's 3 months at sea with no contact to the outside world, daily life is pretty boring since steady-state plant conditions are remarkably static.
Occasional drill spices things up, but it's pretty shit overall.
Military took away all the issues I had when I was a civvie:
Bank account never drops below 5k dollars
Live in a nice apartment without having to deal with roomies
Found a purpose in life
There's something cool about operating one of the most complex machines in the world when most people your age are finishing up with college and don't know what to do next.
Feels good.
>Tl;dr the military can be a good option.
>>703482655
You need to have money to spend money
You need to make money to have money
If you consider something bullshit, there are better things to spend money on
If you lose money, then you have less money to spend.
I'mma say maybe you should have listened to the guy who said don't argue drunk
>>703484108
>>703483660
>>703482655
also dont argue with a drunk person
>>703457251
learn to how to have constructive conversations with people, instead of arguments. Tell people how you feel, without being hostile. Listen to them. Remember, the first person to get angry, loses.
>>703483390
> Goals, visualization, hypnosis, affirmations . . do what works for you, but remember that only doing the work gets results. The world is full of people who visualize themselves billionaires, but they don't do the work. Just do the work and let the results come as they may (or not). Just work.
> Learn the art of conversation, striking them up and keeping them going. Do and you'll never lack for friends or females.
> When the passion is too hot to handle give it 6 months before making any decisions (moving in together or getting married). Love is a drug that nature designed to propagate the species, not to ensure your long-term happiness. "A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple."
> Live on less than you earn and save a lot of money.
> This guy knows his stuff >>703482181
> When someone badmouths other people to you, rest assured that they're badmouthing you to others.
> Fix the roof while the sun's still shining.
>>703484390
Last paragraph literally means study while your brain is fresh and young
>>703457251
Solid advice: living on your own when you become an adult is a 20th century 1st world invention and pretty impossible to achieve in most places. Stay at home until you earn a decent wage instead.
>>703458244
>tfw got pulled over with weed oil in my car and now on probation
>happened because i went ten miles over the speed limit and got pulled over for it
>>703457251
before you do something, ask, what is your goal?
if it's to learn how -- remember you learn more from failing than succeeding.
if something is broken, you have nothing to lose by trying to fix it, it's already fucking broken.
Don't worry about sex. It has some kind of crazy unwarranted hype, and I know it feels like an important factor in one's masculinity or whatever, but it really doesn't matter.
It's fun, and you should make an effort to be good at it, but if you just haven't got laid recently (or ever), don't sweat it. Don't let it depress you or make you anxious. Your value and your masculinity aren't determined by whether you've recently put your dick in another person.
>>703484020
If you decide to join the military, don't sign up for a combat job (infantry, tanker, etc)
All the combat MOSs are full of wanna-be alphas and MF who came from the gutter and try to bring it with them
If you decide to partake in sport activities, unless you are doing it professionally, have fun. You'll meet way more people and have a better time with it than being ultra competitive. Plus, mose of the vendors or retail shops have friends and family that does the same thing and that can lead to getting discounts at their shops for being a part of the group.
If you are starting a business, keeo at it. At times it will be bleak but kind of expect for every 100 potential clients, you may only get one.
If you want to get revenge on someone, fuck with them psychologically.
Nothing major, but minor inconveniences that can add up over time:
put small cuts in their water hose
cut a racoon-sized hole in their garbage can
chip paint off random parts of their house
steal their mail, return only the junk mail and put an occasional dick pic in there
put birdseed in their yard near their cars, birds will eat it then shit on their car/yard/house
slightly mow into their yard when you're mowing yours. Don't rake up any grass that sprays into their yard
pull weeds from your garden, throw them into their yard
be overly cheerful when you see them. If you're not going for 'disney janitor' levels of fake cheer, you're not trying hard enough
play loud music
wash your car shirtless on Sunday when they're going to church. The hairier you are, the better
Whenever you're going to have people over, invite them over as well. Then tell them you're cancelling. They'll be too dumb to have a contingency so they'll spend Saturday night listening to you and your friends have fun
let your dog shit in their yard, blame it on their dog if they confront you about it
>>703474624
But random faggots on the internet will have me believe that learning to code and going to the gym will solve 100% of life's problems.
>>703476084
>asian movie
Why in the fuck would I care about what they have to say?
>>703477962
depends on your landlord
Start using moisturizer early. You don't have to tell anyone. But when people are 50 and look like old wallets, you will have a nice wrinkle-free face. I wish someone had told me this
I would really appreciate some advice. I'm 22 and my girlfriend (20) is having a baby. How should i approach this and what should i do? I am currently in a financially weird situation and so is she. What to expect? Greatly would appreciate any anons experience who's ever been in this kind of situation.
>>703457251
I got a few advices for people going to college
they're useful, trust me on this:
>once you leave school all your friends will leave, be ready for that
>college means a new you, nobody knows that beta fag from high school, be alpha, noone will ever know
>get a gf within first 2 weeks of college or else you'll have to wait another year for new meat to show up, they come and go really fast, be aware
>save up money, because your room mates are assholes and won't pay bills when they're not at home so you need to pay yourself and get money back off of them
>don't let your room mates turn your house into a party house, there's a reason you're the only ones doing it, not because you're cool, but because nobody wants to live in a party house
>don't surround yourself with stoners because that's all you'll ever be doing together and having no weed with friends around is awkward + costs a ton of money
>don't party too much, don't go out every week or you'll screw yourself in college and won't get past your 1st year
>make your own decisions, don't fall victim to peer pressure, you'll just become other's fuck doll
>don't hang out with "cool kids" thinking that's gonna make you cool, you'll become that ugly friend chicks come up to to ask for your friend's names
>don't leave college work till the final day, you'll get a ton of assignments and you won't catch up
>be ready for repeats, easier way to pass your exams
>whenever you get some time off, try and get a part time job, save money, you'll need it
That's about it until you get to proper adult age, around 30 where college is over with an it's now time to get a job
Look at making items on your own. You would be shocked to find out how much materials for an item cost compared to what companies sell them for.
>>703462696
A million times this
>>703460443
I agree with this guy
Appear confident in yourself in any situation. Even if you aren't, fake it. Use this at work, in interviews, chatting people up even just in everyday situations. If you can make people think you know what you're doing or what you're about they will be far more receptive towards you.
If you think you're the only person with fears and anxieties you're greatly mistaken. EVERYONE at some point will fret over money, appearance, or what others think of them (protip, all things that don't matter) Some just hide it better or did something about it. You're no different, stop thinking you are. You'll feel so much better.
>>703465440
Highly, highly depends on your situation. I get sick of "Family always comes first no matter what!!" because it's complete bullshit.
>>703485509
you dont have to marry her
your kid will be better with 2 happy households than 1 miserable one
When a woman seems to be/is mothering you (giving advice with good intentions, cleaning up after you, asking if you have this and that before you leave, etc), it's most likely not because she thinks you're stupid or incompetent. Usually this kind of behavior arises because she wants to make life easy for you and wants to be as helpful as possible.
It might be annoying or even a little degrading, and if that's the case hopefully you can talk to her about it. If you do, be firm but not unkind. She should be willing to talk it out.
>>703458486
Get a vr gf. You only have to pay for it once
>>703486052
But i want to marry her and i will, we're already engaged before the child was in the picture and the wedding is this year.
>>703486163
oh alright go ahead then
>>703486159
Vive owner here, can confirm.
>>703485418
>learn logic and communication with an entity that does not change its behavior based on what it ate that morning or how well it did on that test yesterday
People suck; if you're a retarded no-life it actually can help, learning that the outside world reacts to input rather than than being set in whatever method they were initialized with, you can solve problems more efficiently and more capably than others.
>Going to the gym isn't fucking self-explanatory
One is mind, one is body.
>working on your mind and body aren't the solution to every problem there is
>inb4 someone with an external locus of control tries to form an argument
>>703457251
>>703458143
Nah, man, you gotta play the long game. Weld all their wheel nuts into place.
>>703486218
I'm more thinking of how it will affect our personal relationship
>>703457251
Wise Old Fag here (57). The best piece of advise I could give someone under 18 is this - Don't do anything that's going to stick with you for the rest of your life. No tattoos, don't get addicted, don't get a chick pregnant, don't drive drunk and kill someone. Face it, you're going to fuck up and make mistakes at this age, just don't make mistakes you'll be stuck with forever.
>>703485509
if she's going to term with the kid, u should man up and do what it takes to help support and raise the child. whether she and you staytogether or not ai'nt the baby's fault. every child needs a father in their life, shoudn't it be you?
>>703486289
Sooner or later, this technology will evolve to the point where you're vrgf will be tangable
>>703486325
Holy shit, anon. Calm down.
>>703486363
i dont fucking know im 18
>>703486405
>tfw me being a fucking loser all my years before now actually prevented me fucking things up
Think of yourself as the Chairman and CEO of your life. Nobody will hold your hand once your dependent phase is through, so the only chance you have for thriving is to take control of both your internal and external environments.
For all our underage b& readers:
Live at home while you still can. Go to school, get a degree/certificate in a field that you actually like. Don't be too quick to move in with the girlfriend/boyfriend if you have one. Take advantage of the support your parents are giving you.
If you do decide to move in with your s/o in your early years, keep a close eye on anyone of the opposite sex who you invite into your circle. Don't get too friendly with someone too fast. It's easy for someone to cheat, especially when it's your gf cheating on you with your best friend.
>>703457251
Trust no one.
People seem nice, but most will take advantage of you at every given chance.
I learned the hard way.
If you like dogs, get one, because that will be the only creature to stick by you when everything goes bad and love you unconditionally.
Don't forget to feed it and walk it every 4 hours.
>>703485509
Push her down a long flight of stairs. All these retarded faggots who will tell you to man up have clearly never had kids. I have a 10 year old and there hasn't been a day since that little cunt was born that I haven't wished he was dead so I could have my life and my money back.
>>703476280
Underrated post
>>703474624
>>703486317
Protip: learning to code has almost nothing to do with the language you use.
Use fucking machine-code, just use your fucking brain you lazy piece of shit.
By doing this you'll grow and learn; maybe you'll realize that your problems aren't unsolvable, often you're just lazy or unwilling to solve them.
But sure. It's totally Python's brainwashing people causing them to try to get you to learn something new that helped them in a multitude of circumstances that have nothing to do with coding.
Maybe try the advice before you give up at the first mental hurdle?
>>703486782
jesus
but hes right get an abortion if you dont think you're ready
>>703466850
use addall fucktard
Drink
>>703486782
I have a 2 year old and he's a little crazy, as all toddlers are, but he's not terrible. He's also starting to calm down and actually be helpful and want to chill.
Were you always not a kid person or just now that you've had one? I know it's crazy expensive and frustrating. It makes me sick when people try to act like being a parent is a fairy tale rainbow trip.
>>703486325
not all heroes wear capes
>>703466527
Fucking this.
I'm this guy>>703486713
And when I found out my gf and the guy who I thought was my best friend were fucking around behind my back, people asked if I was going to do anything in revenge.
Now, I'm a firm believer in karma, mainly because of shit that's happened to me in the past, so I'm sure that he has earned what's coming to him.
>>703485638
general life advice:
>when shit hits the fan, it CAN and sometimes WILL get worse. Just live through it
>get used to being alone as it will happen for most of your life. Once you get used to it, it actually isn't that bad
>don't believe in the world TV shows you, real life is much darker and fucked up but since you're on this site you probably already know this
>finding a job is hard, it's not gonna happen over night
>always be ready for the upcoming weeks/months, fuck those people that say "just take it one day at a time", worrying about the moment won't pay your bills at the end of the month
>when people say "big cities are more expensive to live in" they mean it, and not in a slight way, we're talking double or even triple the living cost of a smaller village/town
>for every 100 you make, save a tenner, it won't seem much but that amount will generate and if you're a poor fag, it will save you sooner or later
>stress is an ongoing thing after you graduate high school, get used to it, every day is a struggle (money, place to live, bills, rent, food etc)
>for them darkest days, remember that sometimes you'll have sleep for dinner
>whatever seems like a stupid thing to do, it's probably because it is, that includes: growing your hair really long thinking you're cool, following fashion/trends, acting 'cool', pretending to be someone you're not, and shit like that. You'll think it won't matter at the moment and it's a cool thing to do but once you're older you will hate yourself for those things, just be normal and you'll spare yourself some embarassement
>don't get married at an early age, seriously, I knew a guy who's barely 18 getting engaged, a week later it was called off and he started posting pics on facebook with different chicks, he really must've loved her
>don't spend more than 5 minutes a day on facebook, check your notifications, see what you need to see and get out of there, its a waste of time
>internet is cool, but limit yourself
>>703458486
There are some women who are underrated. I had one of such.
I was diagnosed wth diabetes type 1, and as she would always cook from then on she'd carefully weigh out every ingredient every damn day. When I was fired and gambled away my money she picked me up and took care of me financially, as well as support and helping me overcome my debts and addiction. Then I got in a car accident and couldn't walk for 4 months, during that time she nursed me and did everything for me.
Problem with such women is that the scumbag part of you just takes them for granted. I cheated on her, disrespected her in every single way, and never found someone like her again. I regret it and everyday wish I could turn back time.
These women exist bro, thing is we are more attracted to the shallow sluts and take these for granted
>>703458389
scammed, and robbed.
only if you look like a manchild with autism.
Ppl respect what they see.
You are lame faggot.
>>703486782
You're a pathetic excuse for a human being. Do some good and kill yourself.
>>703468687
best post, from a loser to another.
Most of this things ytou find them out for yourself, but autist ppl cant tell.
It must be hard being you faggot.
>>703458244
5-10 minutes ain't shit? 1 sec could literally change your whole life. Bullshit advice, anon.
>>703467892
>Dennis the Menace
I'm surprised someone still remembers that thread.
>>703470416
Studying computer science now, freshman in college, should I change later on?
Having a FICO of 800+ is awesome. Control your credit.
>>703484942
Word to the wise, don't fuck up your probation
Life only gets worse if you try to fuck the man while he's fucking you.
Stay clean and strong bro, it will all pass
>>703488004
Mine is 810 but how do I use it when I still can't get a down payment together?
even for give advice you are all just a fucking copy pasta loser.
keep googling harder you damm stupid shits, with no common sense at all.
if it worked for you it doesnt mean it will work for you, what you are saying is decorated bullshiet.
>>703458486
>feminist
>willing to be your equal
Pick one.
>>703467892
>fucking learn how to work well with others.
This, a million times. It's true in school, it's true in gaming, it's true at work and at home. You don't have to love everybody, you don't have to respect them or even agree with them, but you need to be able to work with the people around you.
>>703488132
shouldn't need one with credit like that, broskee
>>703479704
>CC
Amen to that. I got dicked around early in life with a high interest CC and I carried a large balance on it for years. Finally had to transfer it over and pay it off. Struggled to get my score up.
>rent
Not necessarily. It's a case by case scenario, but generally, yes it's better to own in the end. In some markets, it may be wiser to stay in the rental market.
>>703458563
Wtf does this mean?
stay away from 4chan
>>703488282
That's not what my credit union says. Who do I talk to, my dude? I live in Seattle. Housing is expensive.
>>703488132
With a high score, you have an advantage to negotiate a no Money down 0% interest loan for most things. Financial institutions love that shit.
>>703477553
Absolutely. The two significant car accidents I've been in were because someone ran a red light or stop sign.
You get used to people stopping there and assume they always will, but it's not true. Never think someone's going to stop for either of those things, it can get you hurt or killed.
Don't waste hours a day commuting.
Only rely on yourself for happiness.
Don't marry. It's a pointless contract that's more likely to screw you over than do you good.
Make the most of your goddamn youth. Telling yourself you're gonna make money then do everything when you take early retirement? Good luck with a body that's now physically burned out over the decades, use it while you're young.
Find one physical activity you love. One that doesn't feel like working out, it just feels like fun.
Travel, while it's still cheap.
Sun cream, not only will it prevent skin cancer but also countless days of being tender, tired and staying indoors.
Gyms are a waste of money and time. Fit your fitness into your lifestyle. It's easier than you think and the only thing stopping you are your excuses.
Money isn't really that important.
Neither is buying property.
If you can't light a fire from scratch, learn to. Fire is good for the soul, and it's rewarding to build one wherever you fancy.
Learn where your "level" is with alcohol. You'll reap all the pleasure and none of the pain.
Look after your teeth and eyes.
Learn a little about a lot of things.
Learn a lot about a little thing.
You'll have a better sex life with one long term experimental partner than chasing drab one night stand after one night stand.
Don't spend too much time on the internet.
>>703488162
> brainwashed by sjw scum and doesn't what does "feminism" really mean
>>703465367
Intelligence and knowledge isn't the same thing.
>>703477330
no dickhead, don't waste your money. Use your money as a tool that will help buy you things to meet your potential mate.
>>703479042
Different anon here.
I smoke and drink usually a couple times a year. I've never needed to smoke or drink, as opposed to people who do it regularly. They all "need" those things.
I wouldn't say that once a month indicates anything meaningful other than having a habit of doing so once a month, but it's hard to tell what frequency indicates that someone has crossed the line into needing rather than wanting.
>>703488462
I didn't know this was for a mortgage. Well, that's still gonna be an issue. Getting the standard 20% down payment is difficult for a lot of people in today's market, but a high score can still put you in a lower Down payment scenario. A friend of mine moved into a HUD home for $500
>>703458143
What the fuck are you talking about? You do realize that rotors come covered in oil to prevent corrosion during shipping, right? You sound like a stupid teenager trying to be edgy.
>>703457251
In the US in a state with castle law if someone breaks into your house, kill them even if you have the option of avoiding it. Never let someone walk out alive. The prosecutors told me this, the detective told me this, the forensic blood officer told me this and because I didn't and the scumbag kid lawyered up, he never saw justice. Prosecutors are overworked, and indifferent to pretty much everything but capital crimes and juries think every case is a CSI episode. What is worse is that defense lawyers can try it to intimidate and stall Witnesses by making up every allegation possible. I lost a year of my life while the police department ran through everything and cleared it.
Lol
Lel
>>703458143
On top of that, wd-40 isn't a lubricant, you worthless cunt.
Che cazo
Sjsjaj
Dieee
>>703457251
For fucks sake treat college like it's going to get you a career. Every second of every day, know that it is absolutely crucial you ace everything, volunteer for shit, do extra courses, head up student organizations and secure industry internships every summer you can.
It has been proven, over and over, that people who do well in school, go to college and maybe get a master's or Phd and go straight into the workforce almost always stay successful in life. Meanwhile, almost everyone below the poverty line failed to do one of those things.
Don't get girls pregnant. Tie the condom off and hide it somewhere, take it with you when you leave.
Don't fuck girls while they're drunk unfair laws can get you labelled a rapist and sex offender for life.
Never go 15 over the speed limit especially in Virginia it's reckless driving and can literally send you to jail.
If you go to court for fucks sake dress well and act humble
>>703488833
Ah yeah I definitely don't need 20%. My credit union said come up with 5% and we should be in business. Just having a hard time anyway. Rent is sky high and of course when it rains it pours, got other shit coming up left and right to pay for.
But my own piece of adulting advice, don't get a credit card until you're already comfortable paying your bills. Then once you do, use it for gas and ONLY gas, and pay off the full balance every month. Keep this up for a while and your credit will be pimp. If you max out a card to buy some cool shit you don't actually need, with the intention of figuring out how to pay it off later, you'll be repairing your history for years and years.
>>703488541
>Gyms are a waste of money and time
lmao no. Its a good investment, fatty
>>703488833
>>703488462
There are loans that you can do that would basically turn your down payment into a separate loan.
Try another bank famalam
>>703486782
Demand that she gets an abortion or she'll never see you again, say that you'll pay for the abortion and everything and that you'll both forget and/or pretend it never happened. After the abortion is done, dumb that crazy bitch and never talk to her again; works 99,9% of the time. If she refuses, your best bet is to move to another country.
OP is always a faggot.
But seriously, meditation. It saved my life and made me understand but not associate with my past experiences.
>>703484942
>happened because you had weed oil in your car
ftfy
>>703458143
Remove their valve stems, then put them back in. Tires will be flat and chances are they won't notice until they're going down the highway unless they check for that shit regularly. They probably won't be able to put 2 and 2 together to figure out what happened either.
Alternatively, loosen the stems but leave them in. Over time, especially at higher speeds the tires will deflate
>>703489469
Different anon here.
It always seemed to me that gyms are unnecessary unless you've hit the point where doing standard exercises (pushups, squats, etc) won't get you anywhere because you need more weight. Am I wrong?
>>703489571
This tbh. They don't give possession charges for speeding. That wouldn't even make any sense.
>>703489712
I got a jay walking conviction for lane splitting in NY but I digress, That dude should just not have drove around with drugs.
>>703489469
You can do all necessary exercise outside of a gym as long as you're not borderline retarded and completely devoid of creativity.
>>703460236
> condom
> marrige
you are on /b/ you realize that right ?
>>703458386
>white women who chit-chat all day
>>703489469
Not necessarily; diet is mostly what makes Fatty McChubchubs fluffy, but gym is a good place for cardio if you live in a city also good social interaction.
>>703488543
Feminists are people who want more advances for women, it may have made sense to be one under the 19th century, but now that men and women are equal, it makes no fucking sense, it's a supremacy movement nowadays and needs to die.
>>703460236
Contracting AIDS is the highest form of social interaction most of these degenerates could hope for. Most won't even be lucky enough for that, getting no closer than staring at girls on the bus while muttering angry nothing's under their breath and playin pocket pool like they're practicing for regionals.
>>703471925
kill self
>>703489674
>Am I wrong?
Yeah, you're wrong. I don't mean that calisthenics aren't good, they most certainly are, but they don't get the body to generate more and more force.
You can do 500 bodyweight squats w/o getting super strong. You'll have great conditioning, but not a lot of raw strength (the ability to exert force).
If you like doing bodyweight stuff and you don't care if you can exert more & more force, then yes, gyms are a waste. If you want to get stronger & stronger then $50 a month might be a bargain.
If you can spare a half-hour, here are a couple articles from a strength coach you ought to read.
t-nation.com/training/conditioning-is-a-sham
t-nation.com/training/biggest-training-fallacy-of-all
>>703458486
Honestly as much as my past self hates to admit it, I love having a girlfriend that is into the feminist thing, I mean she all out shares feminist shit on FB and Pinterest all that shit, but fuck me if she isn't amazingly equal about shit. There's no "Oh you're the guy you have to hold the door open for me" I do it anyway but its not expected, or buy me my meal on our dates, we trade off paying for meals. It's amazing, just saying, don't knock it until you try it. Also, feminists, moderate ones anyway, tend to be super freaky in the bedroom, because of all the pent up self respect I guess, it just flies out the window when we're alone.
>>703462696
This guy has been through some shit.
>>703477358
shit advice
enjoy living in debt hell
>>703457251
One piece of advice that might not seem important now, but if you ever need to delete your folder(s) of naked chicks you know, DON'T FUCKING DO IT.
That shit is hard to find again, especially given how many times anonib goes down and threads get deleted.
I learned this the hard way, OP, trust me. Just hold on to those, even if you delete everything else, or lose everything else. Back it up somewhere, in the cloud if you have to.
Also, save money and stay as healthy as you can.
>>703458486
>women are overrated and overvalued.
I agree. Women wants to be some kind of valued object and that's part of the reason why we live in an inegalitarian patriarcal system.
If one could bring the idea that men and women are equal, that men don't have to "kill themselves" for women and women don't have to renounce to their strength to be desired the world would be a happier and better place...
>>703464177
>432Hz music from youtube.
I used this kind of music to study with. It's great to block out distracting thoughts
Shit. Replied.to the wrong anon.
>>703485509
See
>>703489531
>>703488541
/thread
It's best to just kill yourself when you're young, tbh. It only gets worse.
>>703460236
>better than dying early from AIDS.
afaik, contracting AIDS from male on female is something like 0.05%
>>703490650
KEK'd
>>703477358
lol fucking retard enjoy that when the creditors come knocking...
>>703478241
Well unfortunately sonny that's a problem known commonly as "being poor in north america" I would suggest going to school and getting some kind of education to at least make more money than you are already. Otherwise you're fucked, the cycle of poverty is pretty much inescapable these days.
Yeah and that oil is thoroughly cleaved off with Brake cleaner prior to installation you fucking turd.
>>703479704
As someone who just spent a year paying over $50 per month in interest, thats fucking $600 over the course of a year for absolutely nothing. Just for the privelidge of staying in debt. Keep it in the green, Anons.
>>703461824
Pretty fucking solid, friends woth both and know downside
>>703490624
Okay, I see what you're saying. Thanks. Will read links in a bit.
>>703478241
Being quitting and getting a new job that isn't shit, you lazy berniecuck.
You guys have a lot of issues with your women. Women are simple minded people with emotions, that's it. Just give them attention, throw a few words of sympathy and don't be a slave, say no often enough. That's it.
Tips
>their mom is a mirror of them, but grown up
>all of them love the idea of adventure
>acknowledge the fact that YOU will end up with the wrong girl, because that's what men do best
It's that simple, seriously. Do your numbers.
The exceptions confirm the rule.
The rest of the advice is very simple too:
There are millions of people around you, watch them, they all make mistakes that you can avoid, but each mistake that you do is one step further.
>>703463418
More than 100. I keep one months morgage in a safe in my house. Makes me feel secure. Plus keep 20 DEEP in your wallet. You never know when electronic payment will fail
>>703474995
Fuck off to reddit you stupid faggot
>>703491033
>we live in an inegalitarian patriarcal system.
>men have to kill themselves for women
Pick one, faggot.
Lift some goddamn weights if you are a skinny little faggot... you have zero excuses. Start with just the bar if you have to... do pushups / situps.
Its your fucking body... dont you want to look presentable, and so that your clothes fucking fit you?
When ever you are negotiating... never leave the table until all discussions are over. Even if your bladder is up to your eyeballs. You dont want these assholes talking behind your back or making a side deal or plot against you.
No Sex in the dark.
Bitches can have allot of shit going on down there.. and you will wake up with herpes or HPV or some shit. It is not romantic, fucking in pitch black darkness does not work for a male we are visual... turn on all the fucking lights.
"If she is a hooker, and you got to take a shit.. make her clap her hands so you know if the bitch is leaving where you left here to sneak around your place." -Artie Lange.
>>703493318
Your mistake is that you assume they won't talk behind your back. That's pretty serious.
>>703489083
This is how Americans actually think
>>703458244
be patient as fuck. drive slow. speeding gets you maybe 5-10 mins faster to where you want to be TOPS
and then each decade is goes up 5 min.
By the time your 80 it takes you 45 min to get to the end of your block
>>703485509
>>703493745
>invade my personal territory
>assume you have the right to live
The fuck?
>>703457251
okay adult advice from a 46 year old.
Friends are VERY hard to come by as you get older. The older you get, the harder it is to make friends, because life gets in the way of spare time.
your bestest friends will normally be your highschool/college friends.
You will probably never meet an adult friend that will know you as intimately as a highschool buddy.
>>703493601
Is sex in the dark okay if you've already seen her naked/fucked her with the light on before?
I've never been told that having sex in the dark bothers men, is it really a big deal? I have sex in the dark because I close my eyes anyway, I prefer to feel the man moving rather than to see him moving. Is this unusual?
>>703483205
Shakespeare? is it you?
dont buy a diamond ring for her.. if you do.. dont make her apart of the decision making.
The quality of lab made diamonds are so perfect now they can even fool gemologists. A housewife aint going to know the difference either. Save your money on the wedding too... all it is is to impress the other people...fuck them. All you need is her immedite family and yours.. not 5000 guests. Fuck that, waste of money. Name one wedding you actually enjoyed?
treat practice as the real thing and the real thing as practice.
>>703493639
You finish the negotiation at the table then and there. You dumb fuck. Obviously Neet or Clinton supporter, right?
>>703466105
How do you wipe left to right/right to left with ass cheeks in the way?
You mean back to front/front to back.
>>703460236
Sauce?
>>703494131
No, bitches are scandalous. If she flips the switch off.. something is up with that pussy.
You atleast got to inspect what you are working with.. same goes with ladies.. you would be a fool not to check out the tool.
>>703493931
I'm a Bernie Sanders voting liberal, and I still agree with this. Come in my home and say hi to Mr .357, faggot.
>>703494131
Men are visual, woman its all in the brainstem.. fuck her mind and shes yours for life.
