This is gonna be a long one guys, buckle up I need some serious advice. I promise you that this will be the most interesting thing on /b/ at least for today.
Longtime /b/ lurker about 10 years now first post in a longtime
Here's my situation.
Me: 5th year senior in college, 6' 220, no self confidence (anxiety, slight depression, self image issues) Virgin loser with a decent income would rate my looks a 3/10
>rewind 8 years
>be 15
>playing cod online all the time
>doing decent had like a 3.7k/d
>eventually join a clan game battles all the nerdy shit you do when your a lost teen
>get close to my clan we play all the time
>just about every night, didn't go out very much at the time
>clan had about 8 people in it
>one was a foreign girl about my age
>play all the time with them, and eventually start getting friendlier with her (never seen her only spoke)
>like hopping on Xbox just to talk in a party with her and stuff
>eventually get pretty close and begin to know each other very deeply sharing personal things with each other
>at this point it's all been friendly, flirty, but she was fun to talk to honestly
>and not to mention she sounds like she'd be pretty hot with her Dutch accent
>obviously at this point I want to know what she looks like and vice Versa we share facebooks and hers is very.... Empty.
>I'm not an idiot so this has me pretty worried, under a hundred friends, 4 or 5 pictures, literally nothing on the wall
>but that's not it....
>the craziest part of it all that made me start to think catfish was when I went through her pictures....
Bump with photoshopped shit
(1/?)
>I scroll through her page and she's literally super hot, like a fucking model. Literally on her page it says she's a model and her photos are modeling pics.
>yeah exactly, catfish alarm
>remember, I'm an overweight ugly dude, but my Facebook page was legit, and hers looks like it was made a week ago
>at the time I'm pretty lonely tho
>I just look over it and figure "what the fuck" not like she likes halfway across the world or anything (spoiler alert: she does)
>keep playing xbox with her and keep talking and skype calling with her (never video calls tho, said she didn't have a webcam but I'd video chat her with mine)
>looking back I guess I wanted to believe... I Guess that's why I kept talking to her
>many months go by
>still talking to her on a regular basis
>only voice calls and chat never vids chat
>we get pretty close at this point
>honestly a very awesome fun personality, I really did enjoy talking with her and she we were, as I've said, very close with each other verbally.
>we eventually start to get on the talk about what if we ever met?
>this is when things really get interesting.....
(2/?)
Continue...
Sounds suspect af op.
>>674397437
Please keep bumped as I type if y'all are interested
bumping for catfish story
>since we became friends on Facebook shes added only a couple more modeling photos because I was kinda bugging her to video chat or see more pics of her
>remember at this point we've been talking regularly for over a year
>we still play cod occasionally but only really together and not with the clan anymore
>really just skype voice call with her often and such
>we talk about everything from goals, dreams, from meeting each other to just bullshitting- we really get along well and we began to really care for each other...
>months go by and we stay close and one day she calls me
>I answer the phone and she's got news for me
>she sounded excited so I was interested
>the news is she met her first boyfriend and they've started dating and stuff
>bla bla bla bla
>tells me more about him and ends it with a "don't worry I still love you though" and ends the call
>cool news, don't really care but happy for her because she seemed like a nice girl
>fast forward a few more months or so and we're both getting to that point we're going off to college.
>I go to college home in the states and she got into some art school in Amsterdam
>the day she graduates she messages me saying she's got good news for me
>she said that she got a new computer for graduating to do all her class work on
>she ends it telling me that it has a webcam and that we'll be able to video chat soon!
>I think to myself wow, at this point I've talked to her for 2 1/2 years and have seen her 8 or so modeling photos and that's it
>a few weeks go by and she messages me
>"Heyyy do you want to Skype me?"
>you won't believe where it goes from here...
(3/?)
>>674396942
>>674397408
>>674397821
Copypasta from earlier today
Bumping for interest
Cont OP you have intrigued me...
Anyone reading?? Still got a while to go but if nobody's interested I won't waste my time
Hmmm....
>>674397986
Same person faggot just reposting since last nights 404d & I still want some advice
>>674398067
I am pls cont
>>674398067
Keep em coming plz
The tension
>>674397986
Oh barnacles
>you won't believe where it goes from there!
Facebook clickbait?
>>674398067
Invite her to Vegas, if you have a great time, fuck her silly. then decide if you want to stay with her
>>674398003
Checkd
>>674396942
sooo you where underage when you started lurking 4chan?
Post story faggot
>I say yes and we make plans to skype later that night
>10pm rolls around and she says to me she's ready
>we share info
>then I got the call...
>I answered....
>her video chat doesn't work
>she can only see me and I can't see her
>she says she can't figure out this new computer and blames it on that but claims she definitely has a camera
>30 minutes go by and after trying to help her "figure it out" her camera turns on
>pitch black
>her camera shows nothing but darkness then I can hear some fumbling in the background so I can hear her mic
>the darkness turned into a dark figure
>as the lights adjusted I could start to see more features
>I hear the voice I've been talking to for these past couple years and I can now make up the face... I see a small figure and I ask her to turn on the lights
>lights turned on and I could see the person on the other side perfectly, moving around ever so slightly...
>I can see her, and I can't believe what I'm seeing in front of me
>it's definitely a girl, and I realize that I recognize her face...
(4/?)
>>674398563
go on fag
tell us before i cum
This is b8 ffffuck
>>674397821
Op, tipe fast or die!
Why the fuck does nobody type greentexts out before posting? If I wanted to wait a week to learn what happens next I'd watch TV
>>674398563
Just tell us she was your mom right?
Jesus op just get to the part about taking the dinosaur for a walk
>>674398563
Cont nigga pls
>>674398375
It's not like mods can ban you for fucking lurking underage anyways
Boi ples finish
me peni is hard with intrigue
B8
This is gonna be a very unsatisfying ending. My tits can feel it
Cmon now m8
>>674398780
Nice meme
>>674399054
tits or gtfo
Shitty b8
OP not even trying to hide the fact it's b8
OP works for clickbait site
guess I'm gonna try to get dubs just because I'm bored
>>674399205
oh, I forgot that everything I do ends up failing, just like my life
Rolling for dubs
>>674399308
kek
>>674396942
CONT
raller daller
OP is kill
op is fagbummer
>>674399308
Kek
You tried to make a shitty teenaged emo post and ended up failing.
>everything I do ends up failing. Just like my life
The fuck does that mean? Are you dead?
Well what do you think he sees? I bet the girl was hot.
>>674396942
>Longtime /b/ lurker about 10 years now first post in a longtime
Implying 10 years doesn't mean you're a newfag
I've been on here since '43, get on my level. Holocaust was a meme
>>674399557
Probaly saw his sister or some shit
>>674399481i lol'd like a newfag
>>674399557
I'm betting fat girl with pretty face.
>>674398780
It's funny coz OP just did a copypasta from a thread a few hours ago. There is nothing to type out, hence OP is a huge faggot.
>>674399557
OP's dad, both of em
Tfw op doesn't pretype
>>674399614
>"hey can you hear me?" She says
> I'm zoned out, staring at her, processing what exactly I'm seeing...
>petite frame blonde hair big blue eyes
> holy fuck
>holy
>fuck
>Holy fuck it's the girl from the fucking modeling pictures
>right there on the other side of the video camera talking to me
>she's even more good looking on skype, still acted the same and I was shocked it was actually her
>she's literally a 10/10 hands down the most gorgeous girl I've ever talked to...
>like I'm not kidding, she wasn't a 7 and I'm ugly so I'm exaggerating. Not a seven, eight or nine. Like she's a ten. She's a fucking model. And a freaky one too. Literally can't believe what's before my eyes at this point.
>video chatted with her in awe for hours
>couldn't believe it and kept talking to her for hours a night after that..
>nothing serious sparked but we remained close
> but after so long it got to the point where we'd go extended periods of time not talking...
> over the last few years, she continued with the same boyfriend
>at this point they've been dating for like five years, and we're both just living our lives while we keep in touch
>we always talk about meeting and whatnot and we remain very close
>she says all the time how she wishes she could come visit me
>now we fast forward to a month ago
>this is really where I need your help /b/....
(5/?)
>>674399557
I don't think we'll know unless we pay for a subscription
>>674399054
*sucks the milk from your titties*
Yup. I feel it too>>674399097
>>674399557
It was everyone walks the dinosaur
>>674399783
fuckign fianlly
Tfw op wont deliver
>>674399842
Kek
>>674399783
your story is full of shit, copy pasta, dinasour walk and moms spaghetti
Mark my words b/ this is the biggest green text failure we seen in this decade
>>674399836
Time to wait. Again.
>>674399783
>Not your story
>tempted to ruin story by typing the key moments in bullet points.
>>674400100
Do it
>>674399842
All these dubs, call me Leo Getz
>>674400172
do it
Hey newfags, this story circulates like at least once a month.
>one day I'm just working on some class work and that girl messages me saying we should talk again since its been so long
>haven't really kept in touch with her as well as I used to at this point... We're both really busy and just life was in the way.
>I oblige and we agree to FaceTime later that day
>she calls me and we talk
>says she has some good news for me
>tells me that she broke up with her boyfriend
>"he was a douche bla bla bla oh well I'm happy to be single" type deal she told me
>they dated for like years at this point, so I was surprised to hear
>we facetimed for hours that night
>she facetimed me after she went out to the bar the next day
>she's drunk and tells me how much she loves me bla bla bla wish guys near her were like me.. I just keep it friendly and tell her she's beautiful but at the same time I call her a cunt because we're cool like that
>we FaceTime daily for a few days and we talk about how now that we've grown up more we can afford to meet each other..
>at this point, we've grown very close and we definitely both have some kind of feelings for each other, we truly care about one another
>kinda have fantasy talk about meeting each other and what we'll do and how how weird or fun it'll be..
>now here's where I need your help /b/ I really don't know what to do from here...
(6/?)
At best maybe she'll split up with her bf and drunkenly pity fuck you and regret it for the rest of her life.
>>674400100
Do it. It will bring me great satisfaction.
Differentiate yourself from OP in posts, though
>>674400100
Do it fggt
>>674400172
>they lose touch still friends tho
>gets a call out ofthe blue
>me and bf broke up
>bla bla bla maybe we should meet
>she says she loves him
>wat do?
Fuck you OP
But fuck it. Finish the fucking story, OP.
>>674400360
>>674400474
Kek'd out loud
>>674400474
Do it
>>674400474
>>674400360
The answer is so obvious I'm not even going to insultingly say it. Fuck you OP
>>674400474
10/10 u smart, op gay
Can't believe I just read all that I suppose I may as well jus an hero this is what it's come to
>>674400474
ffs the answer is so bloody obvious!
>>674400690
Sorry I'll leave so op can finish story
finish i cant edge eny longer
>>674396942
Fuck her rite in tha pussy faggot op that's not so hard
>>674400360
>she's drunk and tells me how much she loves me bla bla bla wish guys near her were like me..
I'm smelling someone's gonna get friendzoned here...
>fast forward a few days
>I get invited to a family friends wedding
>it's to take place way out in Vegas, and since its a very close friend they offered to cover my hotel resort and personal travel costs to attend
>I'm allowed to bring a +1
> I don't have very many friends and literally can't think of anyone to bring
> but the more I think about it the more I hate the idea of bringing a girl I personally know to a wedding (don't want marriage in her mind)
> thought about what I'd do while I'm in Vegas
>I don't know anyone there
>I've never been there
>I'm not like super fucking rich so I can't ball out but I have a decent salary I can pay my bills and enjoy myself a little
>don't really gamble
>I don't really drink like crazy
> sounds like it might be boring
>and not to mention everyone's gonna be in couples
>oh well agree to attend anyways
>I start to thinking...
>why not invite her?
(7/?)
Im leaving this thread, what a waste of time stupid faggot op u fat ugly fuck
So , op is going to meet a 10/10.
Who else here think he should pretend to be homogay to not get his feelings hurt?
> so I called her and she says she will visit me.
> dubs decides what I should do with her
>>674401619
nice try, anon
Minus the fact that this is b8, hes takin forever to respond, why wont this just 404 already
Still having it. Not sure how much longer I can last.
>>674401326
fuck you. If this is real which i doubt just invite her IF YOU TWO ALWAYS TALK ABOUT MEETIN EACH OTHER altough you could also pussy out and never be with your prefect 10/10 gamer girl....
I'm about to cum op. Hurry it up.
Newfag here, does this story circulate around often?
>>674401326
All I'm reading is
>invited to a friends wedding
>I'll get there for free, can bring +1
>wondering if I should go
>wondering if I should go
>wondering if I should go
>wondering if I should go
>wondering if I should go
>Why not invite her?
Get to the fucking point you faggot. Would have been done ages ago if you would have not been a faggot and made it short and sweet.
>I consider to myself if i should invite the Dutch girl from Xbox to come to Vegas to go to a wedding and see Vegas for a little
>we FaceTime the next day or so
>we get on the topic of meeting again... She mentions that if she could ever got tickets she would come here and see me
>even makes a joke about me buying her tickets to see me
>talks to me how she's been saving up money to come and see me for a few weeks, wanting to stay at my place..
>after thinking that night About our relationship...
>I snap
>I buy her a plane ticket and a hotel stay with me for a few nights in Vegas.
>what the fuck am I doing /b/?
>how do I not fuck this up or what?
>I've grown to love this woman...
>I literally have no idea what I'm doing and I just bought someone I've never met a trip across the world to meet me.
> /b/ what the fuck should I do in Vegas, what should I say to this girl, and how do I not completely spaghetti this whole operation?
Operation Outtamyleague
I'm in completely over my head and I am not ready for this. Let me hear some advice and ill answer any questions.
No pics. I've been on /b/ long enough to know that rule. She's incredibly hot, I'm definitely not. Just know that.
Thanks for listening /b/ros
(8/8) ask me questions or give me advice I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
>>674401619
Take her to a casino and putall your money on red
>>674401962
Monthly at least. She agrees to come, and op asks if he should try to get lucky minus the fact he is 0/10 and she is 10/10
>>674401962
Newfag they Trollin you this is 100% original and was posted at about 3am last night by yours truly who is the OP of this thread as well
>>674401326
>brining a girl you've never met in person to a family and friends event
OP you silly nigger you're more autistic than I thought
>>674402035
Easy; don't be a faggot, stick it in her pink (and if she's keen, stink later)
how do i up vote this?
>>674402495
Oh boy
>>674402035
how u look like
but sounds like this girl is mad in love, so just have a fun time, go sight seeing, go to bars and get hammered, gamble a little and then just fuck her like you love her !
>>674402495
You don't. You shut up and lurk moar.
>>674402035
Go do chad stuff. But keep it real. Don't be a complete chad, mix in your personality and just be glad she's there with you. Go get wasted with her, gamble, bring her back to the hotel room and maybe you'll get lucky. If she wasn't interested in you, she would've stopped talking with you a long time ago after she saw you on skype.
>>674402682
>>674402146
Calling your bs pal. Original OP took ages coz he was typing it out. You had it copied word for word and took just as long. So you're baiting, or a huge faggot for making the thread wait.
I say go for it. It might change your life. She knows what you look like and, if she agrees to come, she obviously does not care about, she might actually love for who you are. Don't be afraid, don't expect too much, but be open about how you feel. Don't compare yourself in terms of beauty, compare, if at all, in terms of how you express your love for each other. Have a good one, bud
>>674402828
I'm at work so I can't geek up on chan the whole time, was posting when I was free.
>>674402035
Yo, roll with it. Let it work out and don't sabotage it. If it turns out terrible just roll with it till she's gone but the important part is just be yourself with her. Dont let anything change because you see her in person. And it'll be great.
Be yourself and if she likes it you'll be good. If she doesn't like you than realize that will happen 2-20+ more times until you find the right one. Thats where confidence comes from.
This you OP?
>>674402688
>>674402893
>>674402961
>>674403059
See but the hard part is being myself
Things like this don't work out when I act myself
Myself is going to freeze when I meet her and not know what to do
Anxiety is taking over
tell her before you meet that you probably are going to be anxious and freeze up when you meet. make the confrontation happen virtually and it won't be as bad when you physically meet plus she knows what's up and can comfort you etc
>>674403464
Then just tell her u are a little anxiety ridden bitch and that its going to be bit awkward atfirst. Maybe she understands
Vegas-anon here. There's plenty of things to do on the Strip on the cheap. Best thing is to buy a yardstick of alcohol, add a shot or two of everclear, walk the Strip, and let liquid courage do its thing. Also, courage in "pill form" is extremely easy to get.
Just remember, you've known this girl for a long long time. Even if it wasn't face to face, you connected on a level many people in relationships don't. Man up, treat her like you do when you chat, be a gentleman, and a Vegas trip isnt complete until you have $3.99 streak and eggs at the Southpoint.
>>674403464
Anxiety will last 5 minutes. Once you get comfortable you'll stop thinking about anxiety and let go. If you start sweating act like its hot in Vegas. Go hang out and game works and get one drink just to break the ice.
>>674402161
under-rated post
If she's a 10/10 then his will be a nightmare. Every time you leave her there will be some guys hitting on her.
Going to the bar to order a drink for you two? When you are back there will be some Chad hitting on her and he won't leave unless you tell him to fuck off
>>674402035
OP, you're fucked, she's gonna bang some other dude in vegas and tell you how she still loves you......
>>674402495
i recognized, and appreciate, that joke there
>>674403803
Any other suggestions on things to do there? Or cheap entertainment? Literally have no idea what I'm doing....
>>674404113
Then how do I keep these mofos from swooping in on her. Honestly I figured... Worried about bringing her there and then she just goes does her own thing sucks a bunch of dick (not mine) and says thanks for the trip and never talk again
How do i gauge her interest in me? What should I do or say to know if I can make a move or not? I don't want to make anything weird but it almost seems inevitable
>>674405020
You're already friendzoned, /b/ro
She will make a hell of a wingmate though
