ITT POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT POST YOUR SECRETS
>>702832198
This is now a /natsoc/ thread!
Did you know that the Nazi's never preached Hatred against ethnic jews based solely on their ethnic background? In fact, many Nazi party members were themselves jewish, and Hitler only punished jews with suspected connections to jewish bolshevism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6p1zxKnDeM [Embed]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emil_Maurice
http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Waffen-SS_foreign_volunteers_and_conscripts
In fact, in the Berlin Olympics, Hitler was the only world leader to congratulate Jesse Owens for his victory! Meanwhile, FDR refused to make lynchings illegal!
See if you can pass this simple quiz
http://www.hitlerorchurchill.info
>>702832198
ive seen my sisters nudes on her phone and wanted to fuck her ever since in a way where i dont have to look her in the eyes and can squeeze her nice ass
>>702832198
i am the guy in the story
https://www.wattpad.com/299524755-the-robbey-the-robbery
I helped 3 ex gfs get fucked by a friends dog
>>702832924
>>702832727
>If Hitler had won these degenerates would not be alive today
Why even live?
I let a guy give me a blowjob cuz I was single and horny.
>inb4 fag
I am 100% straight
I don't love the family I have
I write gay fanfiction about youtubers
>>702832198
only 2 other people know this, but i once clicked on all images of trees
>>702833505
>straight
Zozzle
my wife of 11 years doesn't know I have a boyfriend on the DL and we have great scat sex
>>702832198
I'm 41 and still a virgin. I never even touched a boob before for personal pleasure purposes. No one knows because I'm social, outgoing, perverted and not ugly.
>>702833894
>>702833505
>>702832845
>>702832727
You're white. You're all white.
>>702834235
and you are a nigger who wishes he was white, like all niggers do
i've written erotica about me having sex with some of my female friends
>>702834653
Ok. Go eat some more shitty man ass you nasty fag.
>>702834829
yup I am a closeted shit eating fag, but at least I am not a dumb fucking nigger
>>702833894
That shit smell hangs round the air though, even on your hands you can still smell a little. How do?
I cut
>>702835144
dial soap and Old Spice after Shave
>>702835172
Where?
>>702835309
Old spice aftershave smells good as fuck, too bad you're such a disgusting shit eating faggot
>>702834719
pls share what you've written m8
>>702832924
Please elaborate
>>702835430
honestly it was shitty, and i ended up deleting it out of guilt
some stories i couldn't even finish because i masturbated, then had no interest in writing more of it
I browse this site hoping way deep down that I will run into my ex boyfriend
>>702835342
Hand wrist chest
>>702835309
Cool, I have OS lying around somewhere. Cheers faggot.
>>702835597
claire is that you
>>702835597
I am here! please come back! i miss you so much!
I lost my virginity fucking a trap
>>702835597
Same with my ex gf, although I'm pretty sure she doesn't go on here anymore
>>702835132
You're worse, motherfucker lol
Get AIDS and die :DDD
>>702832198
I'm a kissless virgin who will die alone
>>702832198
I feel attracted to 14 year old teenage girls.
>>702835597
fuck you amber you dirty slut, your sister is way hotter
>>702835495
I talked to them all about it as a joke then showed them videos and stories and then all agreed to try it.
I convinced a friend with a large bull mastiff to house sit for her so I can could use her dog, without her knowledge.
1st gf whined when licked but said she didn't enjoy any if it. The other 2 loved it
I'm seducing a neighbors 15 year old daughter so on her Sweet Sixteen I can take her cherry....... I'm 47
>>702835783
as opposed to 14 year old non-teenage girls?
>>702835597
Wouldnt that be fucking awkward? Seeing your ex on /b/ of all places. Are you my ex?
I just recently found a video of my cousin getting fucked and its still up and I watch it daily.
I can astral project and with this ability I can possess other people.
>>702835783
well, that is their ripe age and japan knows that
>japan age of consent is 14
>>702835672
nope srry :/
>>702835741
Same here.. I don't know if he still browses
I used to have a slight asymmetry of the jaw. My left side was perfect but my right side was a little bit too wide. So, three years ago, using my palm, I pressed on the right side, thinking it would make it more narrow and thus symmetrical. In hindsight I should have seen this coming, but it fucked up the right side of my face because although doing that did make it more narrow and fixed the problem I had originally, it made the rest of the jaw weird and much more asymmetrical. So, these past 3 years, I have been practically daily doing this thing in which I manipulate the right jaw (I perfected the technique after a shit ton of trial and error) to make it back to normal.
Now, three years later, finishing this past summer actually, I have finally manipulated my right side back to normal, also keeping the narrowness in place. My jaw is now symmetrical and I look better than I ever have in my life.
I'm addicted to "spas"
>>702836020
pretty sure there are laws preventing 14 year olds from having sex with anyone older than 18 tho
>>702836013
Prove it, possess me right now
(not sexually though)
>>702835921
link pls?
>>702833505
"Straight"
Getting dick sucked by guy with facial hair, Adams apple, deep voice, hairy balls, and a dick
"Straight"
>>702836128
I have no idea who or where you are anon. The fuck am I supposed to do that
>>702835918
No, not really. We ran into eachother on /wg/ unintentionally once while we were together. We used to both browse, him more than I, but lately I have been on more. I used to get mad at him for starting teen threads in the beginning of our relationship lol..
About a year ago I fell for one of my ex gf's best friends. When the ex and I broke up, we stayed in touch. We hang out, smoke weed, talk about everything under the sun, and things between us just click. It's amazing. She lives half way across the country now, and she'll never know how I feel because if I tell her I'm afraid it'll fracture our friendship.
I'd rather have her as a friend than not have her in my life at all.
>>702836162
Shes all drugged up in it.
http://www.xvideos.com/video23051337/ashley_manning_cum_dumpster
>>702835597
Why do you want to see your ex? Who broke up with who?
>>702835597
Savannah?
>>702836087
Pics of jaw before and after
>>702836382
Can't you astrally detect anything with extrasensory shit?
>>702835597
Katy?
>>702832198
after talking to new people i have atleast 5 reasons to hate them.
Focus on that and its pretty hard to make friends...
I am not a homo
I cheated on my gf twice, first with my best friends ex then with some random chick...
>>702836698
No wtf. Sure my senses are heightened but I can't exactly pinpoint where you are in the world.
>>702836721
You sound like a fucktard
>>702836675
Sorry bud, don't wanna give my identity away
>>702834038
Good luck man.
My secret. I have a diamond dick for girls 14 to 17. Have never acted on it or thought of doing so. Problem is I teach girls that age.
im a dirty depressed cutter who's into traps futas and getting pegged, ive been pegged by a trans guy
>Molested my step brother when i was a kid, pretty sure hes fucked up now, dont know, mom divorced
>Molested my cousin in my bed, she went home told her mom, my mom asked me and i denied it all, shes a drug addicted whore now, my fault
>Cheated on my women, multiple, with both men and women
>Contracted Hsv2 and hepatitis c
>Think about suicide daily
>>702836969
I don't care about your face , black that shit out just jaw derp
I made a waffle falling over and posted it on youtube it has over 3 million views
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj72zqZakE
i have something in my head that thinks thoughts I know I would never think
this has been going on for 4 years and I have long since given in
Im married and fuck an old friend whos also married. We've even managed a few times while the house was full of people.
Tried to help someone who posted ad for adult models to meet and recruit my (fam member)
>>702836174
Fucking pleb. Pic related.
>>702837009
Get the fuck out. Die
>>702837220
god is dead
>>702832198
This Swiss girl wants me to go on a nude hike
I TOTALLY cannot be fucking arsed doing it....
I also contracted a bacterial infection of the testes or something from her, it fucking sucks
>>702836919
thats probobly true...
>>702836522
He broke up with me after a year but wanted me back after an entire summer plus some months after he realized what he lost and his rebound failed (no joke). But at that point I was confused because another guy came into my life. The thing is my family hates him and his family hates me because of terrible events that happened at the end of our relationship.
>>702837009
We share the same problem. I once kissed one of these girls but I was afraid to do more to her.
>>702836087
Of all the things that didn't happen ITT, this is the thing that didn't happen the most.
You just have delusions and body dysmorphia
>>702836824
why? do you feel bad about for doing so?
>>702832727
post it
>>702837281
You are mentally ill. It will get worse and will hurt others around you. Only the people who have dealt with mentally ill people before like myself will not take any of your shit. You will be physically harmed and killed by someone who doesn't have time to talk you out of your psychosis.
K bye, GOOD LUCK!
I've only been seeing her for 2 weeks and I wanna marry this girl. She's fucking amazing, she's beautiful, she's super weird. All I wanna do is tell her that I'll always be here for her, that I will never let her down, and that I'd sooner set myself on fire than do anything to ever hurt her. I hope she likes me too, I just don't know... I just wanna lay down with her, hold her slender frame as close as I can, kiss her shoulders and neck, and whisper that I love her and that she doesn't ever have to worry about being hurt by love ever again.
If I just keep this shit to my self and play it cool, I very well might get my chance. Wish my luck /b/rothers.
>>702837804
Oh shit, are you who I think you are?
>>702837804
Does your name begin with "E"
>>702837313
>Im married and fuck an old friend whos also married.
Is it your wife?
>>702838087
Luck wished, good luck anon, don't come off too strong and pour your heart out right awat,shit needs easing into m8
>>702838101
Not sure, did this happen to you exactly, opposite party?
>>702838178
Sodium m8
>>702837804
fuck that dude. Seriously.
Are you with other guy now?
>>702835592
damn, rip
>>702838063
do you actually have medical experience or are you just mocking me
>>702838391
Probably could have phrased that better. No she's not my wife. We used to fuck around when we were in school. Then we lost touch and married seperate people. Now we hang out again and fuck fairly frequently.
>>702838488
Yeah eaxactly the same from the opposite side.
Do you want any answers from my perspective?
Dude's are always the bad guys but it aint even like that
>>702838063
not that anon, but if having voices in my head makes me a psycho im screwed...
>>702838087
Being in love like that is nice almost 9 months in and I feel the same still once you find her tear her pussy up and make her shout things like "you've ruined me" when you try to leave her ass.
>>702837281
Holy shit same thing for me, been going on for 2 years and it's insanely annoying.
>>702838087
Bro do you know what the fuck a secret is? It's not some gay lovey dovey stupid "omg I wanna get married" faggot shit.
It's "if this gets out I'm going to jail" type shit. Cmon man. Nut the fuck up, you disappointing beta nigga. Keep your gay feelings to your GODDAMN self.
Fucker.
>>702838632
blood and scars are beautiful plus the pain makes me hysterical
>>702832198
>get invited to party by x-gf
>guy I know wants to come along
>actually hate the fucker but whatever
>during the party he chats up my x
>doesnt know she is my x and keeps telling me he is "gonna" fuck her tonight
>it gets late and the guy asks me if I have condoms with me
>"sure man let me get them from my car"
>go to car, get needle, poke holes in condom
>give em the condoms and tell em shes a cunt and he shouldnt do it
>"fuck you man you just jealous"
>mfw I left my x cause I noticed she was after my money and wanted my sperm to finance her non working ethic
>mfw I hear she gave birth to twins 9 months later and this dude is paying child support for both
>mfw I get to be the mayor of I told you so town
The guy is working 2 jobs to finance her now.
This is my secret and he will never find out.
>>702837009
Where do you teach? UK or us
>>702838101
No. No-one on here ever is.
>>702838934
not bad/10
>>702838050
i never saved them, pretty dumb right
>>702832198
I killed the last unicorn.
>>702838609
You don't need medical experience to see how your story will probably end. It's in your post
>>702838609
Well since you asked. My mother lost custody of us when I was 7 years old. She heard voices every minute of every day. She thought there were radio transceivers in her ears and that people were on our roof. If I did something wrong it was because the people on the roof manipulated me to do it and she would lose her shit.
It really sucks when trying to watch TV next to your mom who is constantly talking to the voices in her head. Also, she would lock herself in her room and cry. TONS of hysterical crying for hours on end. CPS got involved after a couple years of this.
So as a grown adult, I can tell you, if you were around me and being super fucking mentally ill, you are getting hurt, or killed. I learned a long time ago, that it takes A LOT to help someone like this out. And I don't have the time or patience for that.
Not everyone is so forgiving, or understanding of the mentally ill.
>>702838675
Not sure what I'd ask... other guy supposed to pick me up soon... I honestly miss my ex though, in a way. Hence my post. I feel like I'm always walking on egshells around new guy because the beginning of our relationship was when ex wanted me back. and because ex was my first true love and my mind was mega confused...I cheated on new guy with ex... I hate myself for it. He resents me to this day for it and still brings it up. I have been loyal to him ever since I stopped and cut my ex off. But he still brings it up and it really hurts because I know I'm not that person. I'm not a cheater... I was just being one. It sounds dumb but I'm so broken because of this. I love new guy a lot, though. I can't take back cheating on him, I would if I could, yet he still calls me a slut and whore when he gets in a bad mood and says shit like "go back in time and don't cheat on me!" a whole year later, and says I deserve being treated like shit because I cheated. I feel like our relationship would be so much better if I didn't cheat. Things are good when he is in a good mood though, I just never know when his bad mood will come. There is so much to this story and I'm actually shaking right now because I'm hardly getting my story across and I have to leave soon.
>>702835597
No way, Lore?
>>702839443
its ok atleast you replyed
>>702840389
FUCK
I'M SUPPOSED TO PICK HER UP SOON TOO. I'M BEING TOTALLY SERIOUS.
YOU FROM THE UK?
I cheated on my girlfriend with the girl of my dreams (friends for 6+ years) and she turned out to be a cunt who started fucking my best friends one by one when I was leaving my gf for her, she's now fucking my old room mate and best friend but cheats on him regularly, could tell him but shed tell my gf whom I'm now happy with everything that happened.
>>702840638
No :/
I used to post nudes and personal stories on /soc hoping my friend from school would find them and jerk off to them, maybe hinting to me that he saw them
>>702839935
i am not mentally ill
i can keep it a secret but the scars are not so easily hidden, cutting is the only way of staving it off
>>702841093
if you cut yourself there is no way around it, you ARE mentally ill.
>>702838087
We'll done anon. Just play it cool.
>>702840851
THANK FUCK.
Well, the new guy will get over it, once you earn his trust back.
He's going to be keeping an eye on you because you damaged a mans most important and vita posession, his ego, his pride and his masculinity.
Men cheat because of sex, women cheat because of emotions.
Your new guy thinks you cheated because the other guy had a bigger dick/was better at fucking/was a better man. His pride is damaged, once he establishes himself again, (beating up guy you cheated with/ makes you squirt/ or just gets over it in time) shit'll settle.
Just be supportive but don't take too much shit.
>>702841236
thanks anon.. I have to go
>>702838011
Why would I lie about this...I admit that I do have body dysmorphia, that much is obvious. But everything I stated did happen and my life is much better as a result
>>702840389
You are going to have to leave that relationship. He will never forgive you, and having your infidelity thrown in your face at every turn will slowly kill your spirit.
Your only chance is to leave him and, if he begs you to have him back, make never mentioning your mistake again an absolute condition
I have 2 sugar daddies because I can't get a job even if I tried. Kinda feel like a slut
>>702841194
you wouldnt even know a person is a cutter until you've seen for yourself, a sick person is not functional and a threat to those around him
>>702841236
also it's been a whole year and sometimes he still acts like it was yesterday...sooooo idk :/ but ya i gtg
I cum on pictures of my friend and post them online and post her pictures for other guys to cock and/or cum tribute and post.
Pic related is her.
>>702833894
>scat
Just kill yourself
>>702837104
>derp
Why even live?
>>702841647
You're delusional if you think causing yourself bodily harm doesn't make you mentality ill
>>702837098
heres a tip, if true do it.
>>702838087
Good luck anon.
>>702835172
Youre a retard, slice your wrist
i'm going to kill myself
>>702837098
If thats true, you have my respect
i fucked my niece
>>702837098
Be a hero
>>702841875
And one of the cummed on pics.
>>702842336
wishing harm upon others also makes you mentally ill
>>702832198
I like my butthole fucked by real cocks. I don't find men attractive, I don't like shoving toys up my ass, but I get off hard to the idea of a real cock fucking me.
I am the creator of the navy seal copypasta
Everytime I read it I have to grin
>>702832198
I am a crossdresser and I have a fetish for rubber, plastic, swimsuits, being wrapped up like a mummy in saran wrap and girls who like facesitting after working up a sweat
>>702842652
I'm not the original guy who was replying to you but ok kiddo
I have a deep incest fetish for a mom/son relationship where a woman takes me at an early age and pretends to be my mother as she guides me through sex.
>>702842805
then why do you care
>>702842879
Why don't you kill yourself?
My stepdad started abusing me when I was nine. He would film what he did to me. He also made me do the same things to his sons who were older than me. One was twelve the other was fourteen . My mom knew what was going on but was more concerned with her next meth fix. This became my normal and I thought it was what I was supposed to do so I did it happily for a long time. I gave my body up to boys for pretty much no reason other than they were being nice to me. I did a lot of things I regret and I know it screwed me up a lot... But I still touch myself to the memories sometimes. I know what they did was wrong but it didn't seem so wrong at the time and when I remember the times I don't have any bad feelings attached to them I only remember the thrill and pleasure of the experience. I know it's wrong but I can't help it.
>>702843189
he has a plan for me
>>702835812
Sounds awesome
>>702843308
Welp good luck in your delusions
>>702836402
Just confess. Really she wont stop being your friend. It may be a bit akward if she doesnt like you back but it will go back to normal in a couple of weeks
i watched my cousin masturbating the dick of our grandmothers dog, was like 15 years ago
>>702843439
as to you with yours
>>702842109
don't knock it until you try it
>>702840917
Female? This is my fetish
i kill animals, and cannot stop drinking once I start. but i haven't done either in a long time
>>702832924
Love it, well done sir.
>>702842497
Don't. You are loved.
>>702835634
Roll
>>702832198
>>702841580
I just started sleeping with this Puerto Rican woman I met off tinder and it's fucking cash. She's like 40 but she has the sex drive of a nympho. I'm 22 and I gotta say, she's way better than anything I've ever had, her broken english is cute as fuck. Too bad I'm leaving in a couple weeks to my duty station.
>>702832198
I got fucked by my uncle and his friend after he bought me a toy when I was little. I came but didn't even know what my body was doing when it happened.
>>702838705
>
go see a therapist please
>>702843202
Can you describe what would happen in greater detail?
Im 27, and never have sex, just masturbate every single fucking day..
>>702832198
I want to be an amazing artist but I'm scared of failure so i put it off constantly.
I'm a perfectionist when it comes to anything i take pride in, so if there is a chance of failure I won't even try, even though I know im far more intelligent than I let on I push everyone I love away in hopes that no one notices how i've wasted my potential.
21 years old/ male/ UK
I've fucked two of my younger cousins. One when I was 21yo and she was 19yo, the other when I was 22yo and she was 20yo. I still talk to them every once in awhile. It's slightly awkward when we talk, but still feel the sexual tension. Even told my current gf about it and she thought it was "hot".
Posted pics of a friend here with the purpose of having her instagram account exposed ans the pics being spread online
>>702845592
>I know im far more intelligent than I let on
This is what every millennial special snowflake has had drummed into them since they were born.
One day you'll look around at your average life and realise you were no more special or intelligent than the next guy.
>>702845442
Why is that? I was just like you recently - I had a dry spell of 2 years of doing everything but sex, but I decided to download Tinder recently and lower my standards, and I just fucked a semi-attractive rich girl in the vagina and the ass (for the first time) 2 weekends ago
>>702833241
what's it feel like to know that you're gonna have to live the rest of your miserable life haunted by the fact that the most you can do is decorate your house inside with nazi shit? what's it like to know that all you can do is just gather with other like-minded idiots in secret groups and never really be allowed to stand up for your nazi ideology publicly, because if you did you'd be thrown in jail? what's that like? living off of memes and drawing the swastika on walls when no1 is looking. must be fun I imagine, very fun. not. you hitler people are a joke.
>>702846032
>I know i'm far more intelligent than I let on
I act to my friends that i'm fairly stupid, Im not more intelligent than the average there would be no way to even gauge that, please look at the wording instead of assuming i'm saying that I'm more intelligent than everyone else, which I am not.
i bump dying threads.
>>702846480
I have reassessed your post and have concluded you are correct.
Good day sir
>>702846293
Tbh, I dont know either. Even when I had gf (recently broke up), I didn't do it wit her. Whenever I wanted to fuck her badly, part of me always say, " chill dude, it's not the right time". that's all. I dont even know what the fuck is going on with my self..
>>702832727
Look her in the eye. Man, that's good
i am genderfluid i have not told my family or friends
>>702847390
do you have a penis or a vagina
>>702832924
At the same time? What is the story here?
>>702835783
I think it would be weird if you weren't
>>702833505
>horny
>decides to let a dude blow him
>"straight"
theres nothing str8 about that m8, you as queer as a 3 dollar bill
>>702847378
nah i would do it for lust and because her ass is amazing, her pussy is kinda loose and her tits aren't great. really just so both of us could get off and i think it would be weird looking at her when i did that
>>702847237
Are you a virgin? I mean, you should do things you feel comfortable with so if you felt it wasn't the right time maybe it wasn't. But you also have to satisfy your sexual cravings, if it's that bad, you should try harder to look for girls whether it be asking out or something like tinder
>>702832198
I'm a female and watch gay porn all the time (kinda addicted to it lol). None of my friends know.
>>702835869
Disgusting
i'm depressed
>>702845592
Sucking at something is the first step to being awesome at something. I think that is a quote from Adverture Time, but it is very true
>>702848200
newfag detected
fucked with my cousin when i was 16 she 15 we did it for 3years
now shes married and have baby we are still close and hang out its kinda hot on family gathering when we lock eyes she have this look that we bout know what we did back then
pretty sure i can fuck her again if we hang out alone some times
>>702847475
vagina
>>702845601
It is hot. I don't know how long ago that was. But it would be nice to get back together with them to see how you all have improved with age.
>>702839935
You wouldn't hurt anyone beta faggot. And wanting to kill someone because they remind you of your mommy issues is pathetic. If anyone has mental issues here it's you so that means you should kill yourself.
>>702848445
oh well thats fucking gay
My mom has been in prison for 6 years already and gets out in 2020 nobody knows except family
>>702848013
I am virgin. 3 more years and I will be Virgin Wizard. and yes I feel sorry to myself.
I know deep down I'm not going to accomplish anything because I can't get over childhood abuse. Sorry mom that your boyfriend took turns fucking a 3-5 year old daughter and you. Don't hate me.
>>702835172
you're a fucking faggot, just kill yourself
>>702837804
Kat?
I eat my own dick cheese
I... I dont tell anyone that
Because they might want a taste
>>702848368
Moar!
