Yesterday I was having a nice day until I went home and discovered my wife had been using my laptop. I even had it fucking password lock, but for some reason my wife was able to get into it. I had a whole file dedicated to loli, but what I had in a folder that was hidden deep in my PC was all of my KP. So I walked into the house and the bitch flips on me. I'm like "what's wrong", she shows me the laptop with the KP playing. I'm like wtf are you doing with my laptop, she threatens to go to the police and storm's out and takes the kids with her. she says she doesn't trust me around our kids anymore. What should I do?
>>702792840
Well OP. you are fucked... I think you should leave her
>>702793116
I would totally leave her but she took my fucking laptop with her and I'm scared she my do something stupid
>>702792840
an hero.
>>702792840
Am I a dumbass for not knowing what "KP" is? Too lazy to Google it.
Is it;
>OP being a dumbass and misspelling "CP"?
>Me being a dumbass and not understanding?
>An abbreviation for something along the lines of" Kid pornography" instead of "Child Pornography"?
Anyway, OP, I'm going to assume it has something to do with your fascination for children in a way society cannot accept.
True, from time to time I share this fetish, kink, whatever, but I don't regularly masturbate to the thought of children. Very very rarely.
Recommendations;
>Fucking talk to her. Say you want/need to talk, and the Fucking talk. PROPERLY!
>???
>Profit/Jail.
Hi, im just a regular 4chan "fag" here who's not a part of the fbi in any way, shape, or form . Could you please tell me where you live? Let's have a beer together!
>>702793391
Are you fucking retarded. It's writen in the OP image.
Seems she was looking for it... Did she have any clues you were into that?
She might have been looking for something to use against you, maybe already planning for a divorce
>>702793279
I'm glad she didn't find those nudes I took of our infant. talk about close calls but she still has my laptop and she is staying at her mother's until I get the rest of my thing's , just hope she is not still snooping around in my Shit
Well m8 it's gg. You're looking at prison. I would join the French foreign legion if I were you before its too late. Buy a plane ticket and withdrawal a couple hundred bucks and go right now before the party can gets there op. They will set you up with a new life if you get accepted. It's your only hope.
OP, you're a fucking idiot for saving CP anywhere. You deserve whatever you get. Your only hope is to beg her to help you find treatment.
>>702793631
bait is so low quality now, i'm not even gonna upload a picture.
>sage
>>702792840
Kill yourself, you're a piece of shit one way or another
>>702792840
divorce her on the premise of violation of privacy
>>702793631
>pics of your kid
Mate you're fucked. If there was any chance of you plating it off as a fetish, it's long gone now.
You may as well get the vaseline ready now as you're going to get v&ed>>702793650
How are you gonna fuck your kids now???
>>702792840
and learn to protect your shit with sth, thats not personal
>>702793340
This, your only option is to kill yourself.
>>702792840
Definitely kill yourself.
>>702792840
You should call the cops and explain how she broke into your computer.
obviously upload all the cp into this thread so it gets off your pc
"Hidden deep in my PC"
Kys faggot, can't even encrypt a folder.
>>702792840
Have you considered stopping making things up on the internet?
>>702792840
Kill yourself. I mean you're scum anyways.
>>702792840
Nice try open. This pasta is stale as fuck
>>702792840
You clearly need to hide your CP on the internet so its off your computer. Post it here, I promise to keep it safe.
Be a man and go up to her faggot, tell her you have a serious illness or something and would like help. Beg mercy if you have to, or just fly far away to russia or some shit.
I hope she goes to the police. If I were to give any advice, be a man and turn yourself in for being the scumbag that you are.
You could always kill your wife and wipe the PC then destroy it. Better to go to jail for murder than being a pedophile
>>702793408
Nice to meet another regular "fag.
OP in addition to your address, could you "greentext" your "pizza"?
"for the lulz", not as evidence of course
>>702793572
Welcome to 4chan, people are tooo fucking lazy to read and pay attention to details
5 chan
.
ru
help anon take down this site
>>702792840
suicide. No really. Hear me out. She is going to do one of two things.
1)go to the cops and get you thrown in jail, where you will be ass raped daily by the other prisoners for being a pedo (the fact that you personally didnt fuck a kid is irrelevent)
2) she divorces you and holds this over your head to take all your money and stuff for the rest of your life, and generally using this to make you miserable till you die,to the point where option one sounds less bad.
either way you are never gonna see your kids again.
....so yeah, I would eat a bullet if I were you.
>>702792840
Accept the piece of shit you are. I hope you end up in jail and get raped or murdered for your endorsement of molestation. All of my prayers are for her to turn you in.
>>702792840
take anything valuable you can and go to the pawn shop. get all the money you can get and skip town
shave your beard if you have one or start growing one out. get a tattoo. do whatever just start walking. if you wait too long it might not be safe to drive.
>>702794421
Because praying works
Kill her and the kids. At this point you can only win.
I mean that. You can only win by killing them all.
>>702794287
this
>>702792840
NOW LISTEN UP OP. The only way you can get your girl back is by becoming a ROCK. I am dead serious.
This advise will be the most valuable in the thread so don't fuck up brother.
1) STOP FUCKING MASTURBATING. This is the most important shit. Your body will perform so-called "pollutions", so don't listen to faggots who will tell u it's not healthy. Within 20 days you will feel animal-like power inside of your chest.
2) GO TO GYM 3 times a week - 1 day chest, 1 day back, 1 day legs.
3) STAND PLANK-excercise. Aim for 5 minutes. This is what will give you character strength with combination of point one.
I wish someone told me what to do 4 years ago, but I discovered all of this on my own.
>>702794673
Are you stupid?
your life as you know it is literally over
everything is over
time to die basically
fuck your wifes pussy and beg for forgiveness
>>702794365
Why do you want to take it down? It´s just spam.
>>702792840
Look OP, I understand we all have our own shit we fap to, but KP is fucked up dude. Look, even though I find you to be scum of the earth that should be put away, you need to get that laptop or the hard drive and ditch that shit where no one will find it, do your best to destroy it completely. Then pawn all of your valuables and move somewhere cheap until she forgets you. Good luck either way.
>>702794673
Thank you for the advice to stop my wife from turning me in basically have to do the one punch man exercises to stay out of jail, it sounds way better then killing the fucking whore ....
>>702792840
I know that OP is just some low quality bait. But I seriously do wish a horrible life and death and nothing but the worst to anyone that indulges on cp, loli, shota and all that pedophile behavior. Sure we all have our laughs with pedobear and so forth, but if you really actually watch shit like this and it pleases you in any way....you are the scum of the earth. You should all an hero, it would actually make for suicide to be known as "an hero" in your cases. You are ridding the world of your horrible evil minds. Well, just my 2 cents. Hope you all burn in hell if there is one.
Say you were hacked
>>702793279
Lol
>>702795179
its illegal?
>>702795214
Dude.
Just kill her, and the kids, and her mother. Everyone who is in the house. They deserve it.
Oh, and make it painful, will ya? You can only die once, so make it worth it.
>>702795179
in b4 404
>>702795290
>i am a faggot, pls kill me
>i deserve to die in a fire
>srsly i deserve to die in the most horrible way imaginable
>>702793391
>>702792840
I'm glad you got caught you sick fuck. Go get help for your problem.
>>702795489
Addendum:
>i deserve to have my head sawed off with a hacksaw, no anaesthesia or anything
>>702792840
NIGGA, SNATCH THAT HARDWARE
>>702793391
proof feet fetishists r retards
>>702792840
Kill, your wife and wipe the PC then throw it into the deep ocean. Destroy all other records. You have a easier time of if if you commit 1/2nd degree murder than being a pedo
>>702792840
Tell her that you're suicidal and that you will kill yourself if she does anything
>>702795663
lmao
>>702795290
Seems a little bit strong, but I agree with this fury filled fellow. Hope op is real and gets the van.
Kinda what we're hoping for
>>702793280
"scared she might do something stupid"
Let's get this straight. If she reported you right now and handed over the laptop as evidence, that wouldn't be stupid.
You're the one who fucked up son
>>702792840
Take one for the team
Just start making sebian films.
>>702795774
This is surprisingly a good idea
>>702795290
but y? i mean, surely murdering a stable family of 5 for fun is worse that a "problematic" fetish
>>702796175
>>wife please wait
>>am suicidal
>>will an hero
>> "good"
>> mfw
>>702794287
THIS
You'll die in prison a pedo, trust me. Kill your wife, then kill a few cops. Destroy evidence. Go. Godspeed.
>>702792840
Hey guys this is the OP first of I'm pretty sure you guys watch loli and shit on this site so I'm not that differen from the rest of you guys. It's just I got caught by my wife, and I really don't want to kill myself it's not like I actually had sex with one. It's just a little over 4 GB of KP saved on my computer and I was going to use it for research purposes maybe I could have helped one of those little boys I seen in the videos I mean what if I seen one of those kids walking down the street one day I could offer to help him.
>>702796355
lmao
>>702796469
Not even worth a bait meme
>That moment when your fucking captcha is pizza
>>702792840
>a whole file dedicated to loli
I agree with your wife. Go die alone. Leave the children. You pedophile
Look op I'm sorry to say this and I'm not going to be a /b/ fag or joke. She should not of gone though your shit but. I see why she doesn't trust you around kids if you like cp/kp. I'm sorry it happened to you but she might take you back if you clear all the cp and prove you aren't a peso, good day op
>>702792840
Wait for het to contact you. In the meantime, delete all of the illegal content, and do it in such a way that it is not recoverable. When she contacts you, if she contacts you, let her know that you understand that you have a problem, that you have gotten rid of everything that she saw and everything that she did not see, and that you want to work with her to get your marriage back on track. Ask her to tell you how she feels, and listen without judgement. Ask her what steos she wants you to take to rebuild trust, and then follow them. Tell her how sorry you are.
>Have CP
>Use an easy to use password
Bait or not, you deserved it. R.I.P.
>>702795290
Agreed. I'm the guy that says mods x3 in threads cos I fucking love ruining the fun of butthurt paedos
>>702792840
>loli
If it's animated you'll be fine if it's not then God help you.
Talk to her and try to get her to be a pedo too and rape your children together. If she does not become a pedo, kill her and destroy your computer.
>>702797093
>being butthurt
>damage controlling that hard
I didn't even kek
Convince the cops your wife and you both love cp and already used your children. This way she will go to jail too and lose her children.
>>702792840
Dude.
Why are you even worried?
Call the cops. Tell them your wife has a laptop full of bill cosby's wet dreams and she ran off with your kids when you confronted her about it
>>702795386
It´s only spam. Nothing to see there (unless you like thumbnails and pop up windows)
>>702792840
Nothing. This is what's supposed to happen to people like you. Hopefully this will just be the beginning of the consequences you suffer for enjoying and participating in and perpetuating the suffering of innocent children.
>>702792840
Why is your wife mad at you for watching Kim Possible? That was an awesome show back in the 2000's.
youre a sick bastard. You should castrate yourself and move into isolation before you do any real damage a a human. Id say thats better than jail OP.
>>702792840
You go on /b/
You would get murdered in prison OP
best to an hero instead
>>702792840
Slagwife was looking for an excuse to fire you and take your shit. Like a typical man, you gave her an excellent one. Men can be so fucking stupid.
>>702797211
Lol fucking hooked one already!! Took about 30 seconds. Like shooting fish in a barrel you sad paedo.
>>702797583
triggered much?
>>702797672
Bet he replies to my bait again even though I'm telling him it's bait right here. Him or someone else. Too easy.
You actually deserve to die
Watching kp is the same as doing it
>>702797672
>damage control
>damage control!
>DAMAGE CONTROL!
Still not keking.
>>702797739
>>702797769
Hahaha fucking called it
>>702797793
Got another! That's three in about 4 minutes
>>702793650
What is this french foreign legion sounds interesting also gay cause you know france
>>702797189
>rape your children together
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time
>>702793391
You're not a dumbass.
You're fucking retarded.
>>702797520
This guy
>>702792840
foreign legion is a solution and im not even joking
helped one of those little boys
little boys
boys
>>702793737
>>702793650
>>702793804
>>702793855
>>702793944
>>702793964
>>702794096
>>702794114
>>702794274
>>702794421
>>702794878
>>702795582
>>702797788
>being this dumb to believe this old copypasta bait
>>702795682
Op is proof that CP/KP fetish is for retards
>>702792840
kill yourself you fucking sicko.
My wife
little boys
Tell her you slipped and accidentally hit the mouse. It suddenly started downloading all this weird shit, you just saved it as evidence to hand it over to the police. Maybe report already a noise disturbance or something so you get a process number registered on your name.
>>702797189
at least she dosnt know what in basement
Well op, you do know that it is Extremely illegal to harbor any KP.
>You are screwed either way tbh
Why don't just look the KP up and when you're done just exit out immediately? It's all the more easier. Plus, it's legal
Hahaha fuck you
>>702792840
It's CP, newfag.
>>702797335
Nigga this.
Pretend like you don't know the password.
Kill yourself sicko
>>702798379
i doubt OP lives in whatever shitty third world country you are from
>>702798379
Still risky because of how the feds have made cp sites in the past to catch pedos.
Look, Opie. Do dis.
1. Call cops like some other anon said. Tell them your wife has CheezPizza and stole the kids. "She might take pictures."
2. Roofie yourself (you know you got em) after you post a Craigstlist ad in which you pose as your wife wanting some bull to come man-cuck her. When the negro arrives, he'll find you passed out and ass rape you into oblivion.
3. Wake up. Call cops. Claim rape.
4. Get kids back as your wife is thrown in prison.
>>702792840
Should of used Linux or OSX.
>>702792840
Own up to what you've done.
Seek therapy. Only chance to save your marriage, and not go to jail.
THE FEDS ARE THE ONLY people that can watch this stuff
turn in a fed
>>702798916
just go to Mid East and fight the western dogs
>>702798917
>>702799093
You are only allowed to determine if the video is considered abusive, and that only takes a few seconds or even a few frames.
>>702798379
>>702798523
>>702798620
>still believing after many anons say its copypasta
>>702798920
>OSX
>riddled with known vulnerabilities.
>"sure, use that for kiddie porn"
You, my dear sir, are retarded beyond measure.
>inb4 I was just trolling
>>702794009
And then put all that CP on it herself, and is now threatening blackmail.
>>702797335
>underrated post
>>702797189
the most sensible post in this whole retared thread
>>702799161
That sounds like a plan
>>702792840
What exactly is the point of this thread? Do you expect sympathy? Advice? You'll get no sympathy, and the best advice I can give you is to find the nearest gun, knife, or rope and kill yourself. Not even trolling - your life is over, bud. Your wife will divorce you, take your kids, and she WILL contact law enforcement. After your prison sentence is over, you will never see your wife or kids again. No court will even consider granting custody to a pedophile.
tl;dr - Hurry up and kill yourself before the cops show up at your door. Because they ARE coming, and you won't get another chance for a quick, painless suicide until you're released from prison. You dun goof'd, you sick fuck.
>>702792840
If your cp was kids and not young teenage girls You deserve it. I hope she turns you in and takes every thing you worked for while you get raped by niggers in jail. And with any luck she tells the kids why daddy is gone and they all leave you to rot
>>702792840
You, obviously, got the wrong wife. Find a new, better one.
>>702799620
One can surely differentiate those who are smart from those who are mindbogglingly retarded by the advices those people give.
Retarded people will always say OP should kill himself. Don't listen to retarded people, OP. There is a reason they are retarded.
>>702793391
KP
It's Kitchen Painting.
He had clips of people painting kitchens.
Sicko fucked up shit to be collecting.
>>702792840
dump KP
>>702799620
the point of this thread is this:
>step 1 post copy pasta bait
>step 2 pop some popcorn
>step 3 watch the retards yelling at each other
>step 4 ???
>step 5 profit
>>702793609
Women are always looking for shit...my current gf hates it if I save or look at any pornography and constantly checks my browser history.
>>702793280
YOU LET HER TAKE YOUR LAPTOP? RURETAR?
>>702799806
>pedophile detected
It's pretty cruel of you to give OP false hope. If I committed some kind of heinous crime that I knew would cost me my home, career, wife, kids, friends, family, and freedom, I'd kill myself. Anyone in their right mind would. What kind of existence does OP have to look forward to? Pedophiles aren't even people, anyway.
>>702799980
>constantly checks my browser history.
She would be my girlfriend no more.
>>702800021
retard
Sue her for hacking into your laptop and then kill yourself for being a idiot. Also post sauce
>>702799806
I think OP and you are the only two retards in this thread. We werent the ones caught with "KayPee" when there is plenty of perfectly legal porn flooding the internet. Hell, there are plenty of 18+ porn stars that LOOK like they're 12.
>>702800021
>heinous crime
OK, I finally keked.
And I never gave him false hope. Better be a murderer than a sentenced sex offender in prison. His current life is over, but he still has a life, and even if he gets into prison - again - it's better being a murderer.
>>702800091
Is that the only word you know, you stupid faggot? Don't you have a loli thread to jack off in somewhere?
>>702800174
Nope, I am pretty sure you are retarded beyond fuck.
>>702800088
You sir are naive if you think women aren't curious what you are hiding
>>702800248
Yeah, except society can forgive and accept former murderers. No one forgives a pedophile, because they can't be rehabilitated or changed any more than fags can.
>>702800319
HURR DURR I DONT KNOW ANY OTHER INSULTS EXCEPT FOR RETARD BECAUSE IM A STUPID FUCK
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>>702800131
This faggot almost has a good point. You need to turn the attention to her hacking your laptop and present the idea that she's been maliciously planting all that shit on your comp.
>>702798917
>I would like to know moar
>>702792840
turn yourself in to your local police department, you're as good as busted already so you might as well turn yourself in
If this weren't bait, I'd day this...
You're wide obviously has access to your computer. That's plausible deniability. If she goes to the cops, you say you've been fighting and she threatened to ruin you. You never thought she'd go this far... You're shocked and disgusted!
Of course, this is bait, so...
>>702800358
I never said I believed they weren't. I simply wouldn't LET them know what I am hiding. And if they wanted to force it out of me - well, see my initial post. She wouldn't be my girlfriend no more. Shoo, you filthy whore.
>>702792840
I dont cp but obviously OP underestimated how clever the average human is.
All you simply do is go to sear and type.....13 for instance...then you got 13 yr old popping up left n right...didnt some youtber get caught like that
>>702800463
My god, you are a particular retarded one, aren't you.
>>702794287
This is an awful idea, but it'd work.
>>702792840
lol this is bait. but, if not I'll bite.
First off you're an idiot for not keeping that shit on a USB or some shit.
Second, she took the laptop, kids, etc.
Probably gonna speak to a lawyer, or already has.
OP is fucked.
>>702800278
nope.
Doesn't change the fact that you suffer from severe mental retardation though.
Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
Got what you deserved faggot
Kill ya self
>>702800956
Oh he did.
>>702800463
I wonder if it is your autism that makes you sound retarded, or your retardation that makes you sound as if you suffer from autism
Either way, have you considered suicide?
Its a soothing way to resolve all of live's little problems.
Suicide
Because we can all become an hero
>>702792840
stop being a fucking pervert? maybe you need some therapy but you damn sure have to stop feeding your disgusting appetite.
>>702795892
Go ahead and just try to say that you've never done anything illegal and then tried to hide it
Protip: you can't
If she didn't take the laptop, destroy the evidence.
>>702792840
You better lube up OP
>>702794287
this is your only option OP
trust me you DO NOT want to be in prison as a pedo
>>702798917
moar
>>702802666
Satan!
kill her kill the kids kill her mother or anyone she has told
wipe the computer
take the HDD out and destroy it
whether you get caught or not it will be better than going down as a pedo
>>702793631
Obvious bait
Is obvious
