ITT your first sexual experience
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>>769228007
First sexual experience? I met a girl online, we quickly became friends. Very hot Asian girl, five foot nothing, over 5 years older than me. I catch a flight to hers and soend a weekend at hers. She feeds me and takes me around town, i ate her out before I left. It was cash and she came.
>>769228007
MODS!! The Jewess queen would not approve of this image
>>769228189
>woke up in a bath tub
>missing a kidney
FTFY
>>769228217
Frogs Take Forever Yo
>be me
>be 8
>have neighbor
>they have 2 daughters
>one of them goes to my class
>we get along cause I used to visit her a lot
>one day after school she comes to my house
>anon can I see your peepee
>I was 8 so I just showed her
>she showed me hers
>never happened again
>she moves out when she was 11
>>769228277
Dubs of truth
>>769228277
nice dubs.....
Too bad they were wasted on a faggot
>>769228007
With a Malaysian boy at my school when I was 11. Not gay, but it was so good.
I'll post mine
>1st sexual thing I can remember is me and my two cousin's hiding in a room under their stairs and comparing privates
>was around 10-11
>just the three of us in just our t-shirts with my girl cousin looking at our penises and me and my guy cousin looking at girl cousin's pussy
>she kept making me and my cousin's "peepees kiss"
>live in shame knowing my first sexual encounter was gay incest...
>>769228007
met online girlfriend irl for first time, we went back to my familys place and watched the last samurai in the basement
fingered her and she gave me a handjob during the movie.
>>769228304
That isn’t possible, faggotry is a sin and those are heavenly digits
>>769228217
No actually, still have all my organs. She's a sweet girl, still friends with her.
>>769228287
continued....
>it was then I realised my purpose in life was to become a wizard.
>32 years later and I still have not touched the minge.
>enlightenment was worth it.
>>769228208
???
You got a problem with poontos?
>>769228366
dubs dont lie
>>769228007
>fat chick
>sleep over after party
>best sex ever
>she was really good in oral and vaginal sex, two times one night 4 the first time i could fuck her all night
>be me
>
>>769228369
lol cucked/and/or/friendzoned
>>769228007
mentos: the pussy mint
>>769228333
>gay incest
I'm not into it but pretty badass if you ask me.
>>769228390
Lol
>cucked/and/or/friendzoned
Are/you/a/fucking/special/needs/kid/you/tardo/faggot
>be 16
>sleeping at his house
>watching hentai shit on newgrounds
>start dry humping each other
>he grabs my butt, starts like massaging it sprreading it
>puts me on my knees
>whips his cock out and pushes it against my lips, I hesitate
>he just puts his thumb on my lips and pushes it in.
>fucks my mouth
That was my first experience, it was gay af
>>769228525
Lel
>>769228538
l/o/l
>>769228525
Haha
>>769228538
Can you even English retard.
>>769228525
Oh my word I will definitely have to share this one with my friends. Janet and Phil would absolute love this!
>>769228390
What school? my cabal could really use an Illusionist
>>769228525
Oml >O
>>769228525
Comedy gold
>>769228007
this was the beginning of my fascination with licking pussy
>>769228525
Jajajajaja (I’m Mexican)
>>769228007
Was 14 visiting aunts house, slept downstairs in the office, had her come into the room after everyone was in bed, her 8 month pregnant pussy ride my cock
>>769228449
We're still friends but I never planned on doing anything further. Are you okay in the head? You know people can be friends right? Do you have friends?
>>769228525
>>769228733
mitoman/10
>>769228776
I’m not Mexican though haha
>>769228793
LOL whatever helps you sleep at night. Fact is she friendzoned you and you can't reconcile this fact in your head.
>>769228929
Everyone is different in this world. EVERY ONE OF THEM
>>769228966
nice dubs
faggot
>>769228427
Fat girl was the first time I had sex too
>hang with fat girl with glasses on my street when I'm 15
>she asks a bunch of questions about what is having a penis
>this leads to me just showing her my penis
>she lets me see her pussy
>I finger her while we kiss a bunch
>she just says "fuck me" over and over while I finger her
>take her up on the offer, takes a bit to find the hole but once I do I glide right it
>holy shit sex is AWESOME
>>769228966
Nice numeros my amigo haha
>>769229007
Fuck you I a shit at you face
>>769228780
I love stories like this
>>769229027
You can’t not read this without an accent
>>769228938
No, I don't have any issue with being friends with her. She's a bit too old for me and lives several states over. I hope you're okay.
>>769229064
I can’t hear since I lost my ear drum in Korea so accents don’t matter to me
>be me, 7
>grandmas neighbour was a girl 1 year younger than me
>we used to play alot together
>one day, grandma goes to the store, me and friend home alone for 2 hours
>play doctors
>she starts undressing and lies on bed
>instantboner.jpg
>start examining her
>touch her pussy, she likes it
>she wants to see my boner
>we somehow en up in 69
>first time i licked an asshole
>we actually kept fucking until end of highschool
>pic related, this is her now
>>769229100
All’s wells that end wells like I like to say somethings, dubs
>>769229057
She's my dads sister, 4"11 Asian with tight ass, wettest pussy I've ever had, cumming inside her was perfect, did it a few times too after she had my cousin
>>769229144
Nice
>>769229004
I still have a fat girl fetish, wouldn't marry one, but would sex one any day
>10 years old
>in girls room kissing
>she tells me to put my dick in her ass
>I don't even know what sex is
>I pull out dick
>her mom walks in
>long story short I never saw her again
>>769229144
she gives the most maazing blowjobs and footjobs btw
her feet
>>769229240
Nah chubbers were never my thing, I want my dick to look like that snake in anacondas (I’m not good at wildlife, I can’t remember what it was called) next to her pisshole
>>769229144
dirtiest thing you guys did?
>>769228277
>>769228333
>>769228366
>>769228577
>>769228655
>>769228733
>>769228844
>>769228966
>>769229100
>>769229144
>>769229433
This is now a get thread
>be me, 12
>friend sleeping at mine one night on the floor in sleeping bag
>asks if he can join me in bed he cant sleep on the floor
>we start talking then start playing truth or dare
>he dares me to start wanking I do, i tell him he has to as well
>then he dares me to wank him he does and he wanks me
>then he dares me to suck his cock i do and he sucks mine
>6 years later and we've done this a few times over the years although we arn't that close
I had a moderately retarded neighbor girl who would run around the backyard nakers and do weird shit like play with herself while laughing, like it was some joke only she was in on. It was pretty awkward when friends or family were over. I got my first blowjob through a wire fence separating our properties.
>>769229497
she gave me a footjob under the table at family lunch one time.
she loved and still loves anal and rimming.
I started seeing her again after 4 years of not talking to her, feelsgood
>15 year old stoner
>truth or dare with stoner buddies
>they find out I'm uncut fag
>girl in group dared to do pic related to me
Still one of the weirdest fucking feelings ever
>>769229240
oh no,
how could you?
>>769228007
>ITT your first sexual experience
Gently raped my first gf
>Mfw I have now just come to terms with what I did
>>769229645
You lived next to Auschwitz?
>>769229421
post moar feet pics of hers
>>769229645
Had something similar with an autistic girl my mom used to watch. She wasn't like, spaz levels of autist, just really quiet and weird. When I was 12 and she was 13 we used to download porn off limewire and masturbate together
>>769230649
insta? just wanna jerk off to her feet more anon
>>769230677
nty
>>769228007
something about
>chocolate
>arab
>a very hard dick
>>769230754
tell a footjob story then
Same as the last time you asked.
I think my grandma fingered me when she did my diapers. I think this because she fingered my sister in her ass to "check" if she was gonna poop again when doing her diapers.
>Be me. -8.75 months.
>Dad bukkakes me constantly.
>Fastforward 8.75 months.
>Rub face on Mom's pussy. Get my little dick up there too.
>Strange man slaps my ass. Explains my BDSM doctor fetish.
>Sucking on dem titties after, hot af.
I may have peaked too early though, nothing else has gone on since.
>>769231446
Typical btard.
>be 20 virgin
>have 18 yo 7/10 in my bed who i've been seeing for about a month
>going down on her
>tells me "i want you to fuck me"
>unsure about whether i should or not
>she says "trust me it will feel so good, you're going to love this"
>"ok"
> she gets on top of me, cowgirl
> 5 mins of this
>switch positions a few times
> after about 20 mins of total sex, she stops and wraps her arms and legs around me
>lets go of me after about 30s, we lay side by side as she tells me how much she enjoyed it, and how much she likes me.
>trying to stay hard since i haven't cum yet
>she asks "well anon, did you like it?"
>confused as fuck, thought we weren't done.
>shes staring at me, waiting for my response.
> "it was great right? You liked it?"
>don't really know what to say at this point...
>decide to just say "yeah"
>"told you anon"
>MFW
>>769231752
Use some initiative and try to keep it going until you're done.
>>769228525
kek
>>769229144
You have been blessed with good luck man, blessed with good luck
>>769232444
Oh word I got trips
First experience with another guy. 18 first semester in college, girl said she'd give me a blowjob if her roommate could watch. Said okay. Covered my head with blanket. After I came he showed me my cum in his mouth. They thought it was hilarious. I didn't really share their enthusiasm.
I fucked some girl with pepperoni nips and she had a black boyfriend in the back of my car when I was 16.
https://youtu.be/6hYId4VQdMo
>>769232631
the good ole bait and switch
>>769232631
Ha Ha, you're gay
>>769232794
I won't catch but I pitch sometimes
>>769230238
Go on...
>>769228333
Sauce on this screenshot??
>>769231869
I tried that kinda
>we had sex like this a few more times, where she stops and I'm left completely unsatisfied
>one night she's riding on top of me
>gets off and lays on her back
>not sure if she's done yet like the other times
>I get into missionary position since she's on her back
>she pushes me back before I enter her.
>starts crying and tells me that this reminded her of the time she was raped.
I truly did not like this whole experience. It's been 7 years since then and I've avoided dating and sex because of it.
I know sex can be better than this, but I just don't want to have this stupid shit happen again.
>>769229144
she just came over to my place, saw her after 4 years. we just re-experienced the same sex scene from when we were 7. i guess we re back to dating now. gotta love her
>>769228007
Had a nerdy study partner that told me he was thinking he was gay. After a few study sessions, he said wanted to try to blow me. After a few requests I acquiesced. I didn't mind, since its part of exploration. After I found a gf, I never looked back.
Its the other requests from him that i cringe at.
>>769233430
Look up "poontos" or "mentos porn parody", it's old as hell. I wonder what ever happened to poontos girl...
>>769234204
Ha Ha you're gay
>>769228331
Details!
>>769234204
Which were ?
>>769234243
>>769233430
https://vimeo.com/135112020
>>769229433
Was the snake an anaconda
Too nervous. Couldn't keep my dick hard. Bunch of failed attempts for about a week until I relaxed around her.
>19
>virgin, constantly reminded of it by alpha friends
>believe im destined for wizardry
>idly match with some girl on tinder before leaving for spring break
>we talk every day, im totally convinced ill fuck it up at any given turn
>meet her the day break ends
>turns out shes a nymphomaniac, disregards my beta virgin status and insists we fuck
>spend the next 45 min eating her out and fingering her ass
>she wants the d, goes face down ass up
>pussy is tight af, somehow i last more than 5 seconds
>fall asleep fingering her afterwards
We dated for the rest of the school year, fucked every single time we met. I felt like the luckiest beta
>>769231016
Tits or gtfo
>>769234491
After some bj's he wanted me to recip. So I tried it out. It was ok, since its part of exploration. The weird thing is that I orgasmed while I was fellating him, with out having any physical stimulation on my genitals. Very strange.
After a few times, he wanted me to pound his backside. Since he probably eventually would want to pound me in the back, I declined. I was concerned that since I enjoyed fellating so much, that I would become a flaming homo that enjoyed being a bottom.
After that I quite interacting with him, and lost contact. A few years later, I sucked another cock, but that was under some duress.
My older sister and her friend made me show them my dick when I was 12. Her friend pulled my foreskin back for the first time and got it stuck so the two of them spent the better part of an hour trying to pull it back up. It's weird looking back at the memory of two 14 year old girls panicking thinking they broke my dick, I was just surprised as I didn't know my dick had an "inside" part
>>769235472
Duress? Someone hold a gun to your head and said "suck this dick"?
>>769235778
I think he just had a rough day and thought "a dick in my mouth is kind of therapeutic"
>>769235778
Its kinda convoluted, and I greentexted it a few months back...but I had to prove to someone that I was not a cop.
>>769236167
Just post it. You've piqued my interest
>>769228333
frikin hilarious.could be a great opening line for your bout as a unsuccessfull standup comedian.
>>769231752
Should of played it like you nutted but were so hard for her you were ready again.
>>769236261
>be me, clean shaven, white,straight, and conservative short hair cut. needing to buy some weed.
> new to the area, so naturally I go to the bad part of town.
> see acouple a guys hanging out by a head shop.
>walk in, there are some others in the store.
>casually ask a stoner where to score.
>tell me go around the block to the rear of the blue house.
>I do and there is a person there.
>Casully ask where to score some weed.
>previously, I have been mistaken for a cop, and now is no different.
>stranger says, prove your not a cop.
>I'm a bit of a fetishist, and carry around a small penis shaped mouth gag.
>I get on my knees infront of this stranger and pop the gag in my mouth. Its black, about 1 inch, and its stubby shaped head fits nice. It comes with leather straps, but I just hold it in my mouth usually and drive around with it.
>>769236672
>So I pop the gag out, and show him the shinny black shaft and head. Its shiny from my mouth wetness, and I start to get turned on.
>I stand up, put the gag away and he sells me some weed that looks pretty good. It smells like pine or even pine sole wich is supposed to be good.
>I give him my burner number and go home.
>weed was good, but a week later I'm out, driving around, getting aroused by wearing the e gag in its full leather harness.
>I get the idea to score more weed with my friendly stranger.
>>769235472
I think we have a closet homo over here
>>769236797
> I call him up. Since its a burner with no name, I have to identify myself by indicating what I did behind the blue building.
>"I'm the guy that put that small plastic dick in my mouth, remember?"
>I tell him, I need some more, so he tells me to meet him at a location, not far from the head shop.
>I arrive and pocket the gag, and walk towards an alley. There is a door with out a lock on it, and the building looks abandoned. I don't go in, instead I call the dealer on the burner. He answers and tells me he is inside.
>I go inside, and he is leaning against some abandoned counter.
>"Hey, I ran dry, got anymore pot?"
>"Show me your not a cop".
>I take out the gag from my pock, and play with the bulbous head. I watch him, watching me lick and suck the penis shaped gag.
>I get on my knees, and put the whole harness on this time. My mouth is stuffed full, I'm completely turned on because I have a huge oral fixation. I glance at his jean crotch.
>He's light skinned guy, 5'11 or so, not skinny nor fat. He pushes off from leaning on the abandoned counter, and approaches me.
"You want to buy some weed"
>I'm gagged and spit is pooling, but I manage an affirmative grunt. The spittle is leaking out, but my crotch is on fire, and heart is racing.
>He's standing two feet from me, so I grab his zipper tag on his jeans and pull it down. I don't know how he will react. I'm a little scared, but mostly, I have a single focus of doing one thing.
>>769237035
>I fish his dick out with my left hand, and pop the straps on the gag.
>spit has pooled and I don't want to dribble it on my shit, so I swallow a bit. Leaning forward I take him in my mouth while he's getting erect. His heat is throbbing on my tongue, and I start to taste his leak.
>no homo but I enjoyed the sensation of the metal zipper scratching my face around my mouth.
>I pull him in and out a bit, then jerk him for a bit.
>"I'm close"
>I put the gag back in my mouth and try to stuff his dick along with it. He starts to cum, on my stretched lips, and on the gag. I swallow most of it.
>his dick, shiny from my spit matches the sheen on the penis shaped gag.
>My oral fetish is real and difficult to deal with, especially after stuffing his dick and the gag in my stretched mouth, so I also cum, but in my pants without even touching myself.
>I get up, and he gives me an extra 20 daollar weed with my purchase
The problem is that now he wants to pound my backside, and I'm nervous that I would enjoy it so much, that I would become a flaming bottom.
>girl anon
>super curious about little brother's dick for some reason as a kid
>try to see it every chance I got. Help my mom give him baths. Help him get dressed. Used to stay up and sneak in his room and have him let me look at his dick.
>dunno why but I used to think his dick smelled really good
>can remember me and him staying up and just smelling eachother's privates
>now I'm a 22 year old degenerate that likes dick stank
>>769228007
mentos freshmaker
>>769228007
Older brother forced me to give him a blow job then fucked my throat and beat me for making too much noise afterwards. 10.
>>769237549
How old is femanon
>>769228525
lolololololololololololololol!!1!!1
>>769237812
Great job reading, durrrrrrrdurrrrr
>>769237549
Plz show vagene and bobs
>be 13 year old introverted nerd
>have 3 older goth girls at school bully me
>they harass me every day, push me, laugh at me etc
>one day they shove me into the bathroom
>they undress me and laugh at my 3 inch pecker
>they all pin me to the wall and make me lick their pussies
>they tease my dick and edge me
>I finally cum on on one of them, dirty her dress
>she scolds me and wipes it off
>they exit the bathroom laughing
>this continues for some time until they get out of school
>never tell cuz I'm not a snitch
>be 19 now, have femdom fetish
