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hey /b/ros hear me out be me be 19 be functional social autist

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hey /b/ros hear me out
> be me
> be 19
> be functional social autist
> be a nymphomaniac double nigger fag-lord pansexual bottom bitch
> have 18year old 6/10 qt chubby gf who used to be a nb person
emphasis on used to be
> love this girl to death
> sex is great
> feelsgoodman.wav
she has her moments of hysteria and i have my moments of anxiety and shit so its understandable
> flow naturally
> clash occasionally
> as_you_do.jpg
shes going off to college and im starting college soon. shes a free spirit super liberal super poli sci and super sjw about certain specific things, and despite the fact i grew up here on b we still work well together.
i know that when she goes off to college shes gonna fuck a bunch of people and do all sorts of things, which im fine with
> inb4 cuck
but she gets too attached too easily and i dont cuz im one of them sjw gray romantic types. i want to stay together with her as a romantic couple but have a free sex life im just worried that shell find someone else whos infinitely better at being a good boyfriend than i am. i dont wantbto lose her because i love her but i know she will find someone who treats her better than i do, and it crushes me to think that we will have to break up at all.
tldr any advice for a gay faggot trap with a gf?
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Good god. In between all the tumblr euphemisms for "faggot" the only thing that really stood out was "cuck"

have you ever had a spine or did it just atrophy from the complete lack of ever standing up for yourself?
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>>769109910
...? stand up for myself about what? i dont understand the question here
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>>769109688
At 19, distant love relation doesn't work. It will be not confortable, but after 6 months you'll be ok. And if you have basics in social stuff (doing some sport or activities involving other people), you'll probably forget her in a year.
If she can do it with other people than you, it means it is not worth it your pain I'd say. If you want to play it romantic, just go with her. But if you do, you'll probably regret it.
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>>769110592
yeah see thats what i was thinking...it just makes me sad because its been a good 3 years for us but shes got shit to do and im about to be the worst homeless wannabe japanese fine artist there ever was
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>>769109688
Oh, a fresh pasta. Thanks, faggot OP.
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>>769110825
no problem you obtuse triple nigger i just cooked it up fresh for ya wanted it to be super hip and cool with them millennials
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>>769109688
>29
>built shack in woods nearby home so I could have campfires and drink in nature
>over a year multiple friends learn about it, come hang in small groups
>tfw the last three nights I've gone out to drink alone and listen to podcasts, a gang of motherfuckers are either out there or show up
So should I build a new place elsewhere? Not sure how else to handle this turn of events.
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>>769111016
dude that sucks man idk maybe get new friends or so, all my art friends are going to college together in another state so im just gonna be here at community friendless and sad so i get you bro
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>>769111016
Who is this gang of mofos? Do you know them?
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>>769111220
Kind of, one is a friend-of-a-friend, and his gang of friends, all quite a bit younger than I.

>>769111148
There's some pleasure in solitude anon, find it for yourself without excluding others. I hear you though, it's hard to switch from a gang 'o niggas to sitting solo.

Pic related, rough layout of my woodland shack.
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>>769109688
>gay faggot trap
Fuck off. Have a nice quote, your stupid ass might get something out of it, ya cuck
Your world can end in the blink of an eye. One event, one unexpected twist of fate... and suddenly the world as you knew it... is gone. Forever. All that you held dear, all that you held close... is washed away in a sea of distant memory. Life... is cruel. Of this I have no doubt. But life continues on... with, or without you. One can only hope that one leaves behind a lasting legacy. But so often, the legacies we leave behind... are not the ones we intended.
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>>769112019
I didn't even read OP's post, I just wanted to drop webms
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>>769112079
Neat webm friend
>stupidfuckinbirb
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>>769112222
>stupidfuckinbirb
Oh I got some webms for you friendo
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>>769109688
>insecure about relationship
>in an open relationship

lol

Polyamory might not be for you, bud.
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>>769111572
Is it on your property?
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>>769112264
Holy fucking kek! How many of these do you have, and where did you procure them?
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>>769112384
The only 2 birbs i like are crows, and the Austrian/German imperial eagle
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>>769112377
Nah, but the old guy who owns the patch of woods it is located on has come down the trail and talked with me before, he's cool and declined my offer to remove the building if he wanted it gone. It got finished around July of last year and survived the harsh winter, to my surprise.

>>769112467
Not a ton, and just around here over time. Longtime lurker.

>>769112538
Crows are top-tier birbs, They recognize your face if you fuck with them, and hold a grudge.
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>>769109688
How about necking yourself you drag queen
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Final birb
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More webms
more shitposts
best thread on /b/ right now
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>>769111572
thanks friend well all get through our own times
>>769112019
thanks for the (You)s
>>769112079
thats fine dropping webms gives this thread bumps
>>769112315
its not that im insecure its that im sad i know were gonna break up and i can feel it coming on
>>769112657
heres a (You) for you
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>>769113060
thanks bros, OP here glad yallre helping out
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>>769113079
>>769113111
I got webms, this board is shit, so let's do this dump friendo
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>>769113271
i expected some horrible fuckery but i was pleasantly surprised to witness a safe landing
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>>769113364
>$85-$100 million dollars each
They'd better fucking work right
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>>769109688

if you're about to start college you should break up with your fat loser gf and go bang other people at school with you.

that SJW shit only gets worse after college
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>>769113479
aw dude i wish sound worked on b the full webm is fantastic
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>>769113523
you seem tense buddy maybe you should relax in this feels/webm thread
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>>769112222
check't
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>>769113536
I'm having to sort my webms because many are over the size limit for this board
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>>769109688
find a 7/10 qt gf instead
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>>769113629
size limits are dumb
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>>769113683
hmm emojis intensifies
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>>769113698
Especially since just about all my webms are from places on 4chan, yet many cannot be reposted elsewhere on 4chan.
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>>769113833
> MY METAL BOY.webm
reminds me of oskar the modular body. and yeah i get you like /wsg/ and the likes
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this is my dream girl find one like her
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>>769113970
>oskar the modular body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfoVOGMz054
Well I didn't need good dreams tonight anyway
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>>769114180
ikr? its super creepy and fucked up but the best/worst part is its just like in science fiction shit cuz its privately funded and the blood is donated by the researchers
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>>769114282
>"we've just connected the first mouth-module...oh, it's just screaming endlessly now"
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>>769109688
>she gets too attached too easily and i dont

You're the one thats too attached, just get over the fact you're both going seperate ways and gonna fuck a bunch of other people before pairing off with others and forgetting about one another.
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>>769114621
well yeah im attached to her now but she cant tell if she has crushes on people or not whereas i just get fucked by pretty much anything or anyone who wants to
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CUCK
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>>769109688
Kek if she’s a whore that all anybody will treat her as don’t worry you fucking cuck
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>>769109688

CUCK
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>>769112222

checkd
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