Hashtag rekt + you ylyl you lose
Keked
boomp
>>768988090
Faggot deserved it for owning a cat
>>768987514
Fucking assholes
Trips decides Eminem's fate
>>768989164
A nice, happy, and peaceful life away from the hardships of this world, which every intelligent and civillized being deserves (keywords being intelligent and civillized).
>>768989164
Shot at by a BuzzFeed journalist after wearing black face
>>768987514
can i get a sauce OP?
>>768987558
Context?
>>768987514
Man that's just sad. Even after the initial joke was over those fucking apes keep going. Poor kid even tried to keep cutting his cake; probably didn't even know what was happening. Niggers gonna nig.
>>768987514
That was boiling water they poured on him btw
>>768989382
damn, she's cute.
is she crippled or something?
>>768989663
He was protesting half life 3
>>768987514
So this is what my birthday parties would have been like if anyone ever showed up.
>>768989382
>mfw cheering for her through out
>>768989740
>>768989164
Donald rapes him yo death
>>768987707
this is secretly genius
no nigger is smart enought to steal it
>>768990153
you clearly havent seen a true nigger in the wild. anything is game
>>768989745
Palsy
>>768988090
>SOYSECUTION.EXE
>>768987514
Bucake?
>>768990322
Story?
>>768990411
alcohol poisoning.
>>768990411
nervous gas
>>768990445
Oh snap. Ded? Or is that just bile?
>>768990445
how? she's like puking tar dude..
>>768990496
That's all i know.
>>768990498
It's alcohol poisoning 100%.
>>768987840
more
>>768990328
Underrated.
>>768990623
havent seen this one in a little lol
>>768989164
Superglued to an african elephant
>>768990623
Put her in rice. That'll fix it
>>768990609
Thank you for noticing me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23B017ZVIx4
>>768988090
That's what you get for being a fucking man-child
>>768988090
Didn't this dude end up in the hospital because of this ?
>>768989745
She has low tone ataxia and cerebral palsy from being born with the umbilical cord around her neck. She's a great person I talk to her online sometimes. She's the nicest person ever and smart as ever just her disability makes her look slow. I'd give out her YouTube cause she makes some really inspirational videos to this day but I'm not going to direct a bunch of 4chan fags to harass her.
>>768989382
Hottest retard I've ever seen
>>768990958
cmon, /b/ is going to give her love
>>768990988
She's really not retarded. If you talked to her you'd realize she's very smart. One of my favorite people to talk to online
>>768989382
I love how she shrugs when she pushes the pancake off the pan
>fuck it, guess im having three
>>768989382
at least she cant fight when someone mounts that wet pussy
>>768990958
You know Google exists, right?
>>768991168
>She's really not retarded
She clearly is. The problem is your idiotic definition that you made up.
>>768991197
>>768990958
This, literally just reverse image search it. First result links to the youtube page
>>768987514
They should of just shot him in the back of the head to end his misery
>>768991148
She has millions of YouTube views I'm sure you could find her if you did a Google Image search from that still frame. She's really a heartwarming person. And that video was taken like almost a decade ago. She's gotten a lot better with motor control over the years.
>>768991168
I think you're retarded, faggot.
>>768989026
This
>>768987558
idiots, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SUFFUCATE THE FIRE, NOT HIT IT MY GOD.
>>768989382
She looks like Uraraka that got Detroit Smashed into oblivion by Deku
>>768987514
That kid is the man. He takes it like it's his job.
>>768991461
moron, how can you suffocate a fire, it doesnt even have lungs
>>768988090
Good kitty.
>>768990936
Yeh breh
Cat actually fukked him good.
>>768989742
bullshit. he wouldn't just be chilling there if someone poured boiling water on him
>>768991600
definitely not underrated
>>768991682
He was dead by the time the first egg hit.
>>768987514
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iNZ8v9VdWdE&feature=youtu.be https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3CUTijv23Ak&feature=youtu.be https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L8wzqhyKnko&feature=youtu.be https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=NMia-6TM_QM https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K3jxVLd-9a8&feature=youtu.be
>>768991682
They cant cook eggs on cold skin.
>>768991825
good point
>>768989164
Dies from anal penetration
>>768989382
her name is charisse, and this is her youtube: youtube.com/user/jazzygirl585
>>768990958
ignore this faggot
>>768987514
I'm late
>>768990958
Do you wear glasses by chance
>>768991283
>not knowing what cerebral palsy is
>>768992843
It's a retardation. It literally retards your physical capabilities.
Ok, who has the webm of the guy in glasses making faces and moving the camera around
>>768989745
>cpancakes
its cerebral palsy anon
>>768993019
Nerve gas or palsy?
>>768989103
There are so many videos like this. Can Chinese people not fully see because of their eyes, or do they just not care?
>>768991723
lool
>>768993019
Was expecting the mini hummer to run someone over
>>768987558
Good lord, their cognitive reactions were shit.
>>768993394
Good question. I to see these videos often. All them damned chanks!
>>768991759
lol
>>768987514
Just like... fuck man. I love a good rekt thread, but I've not been able to take shit happening to kids before hand, and now I'm a father and I really hate this sort of shit. Fucking niggers.
>>768987514
I don't understand, why was this done? Is this some kind of tradition or something?
>>768991723
KEK
>>768989382
that is too cute
>>768993811
Would you post her naked already?
>>768994021
Did he died?
>>768990498
its called wine
>>768990623
What happened to her?
>>768994219
Well it looks like her fucking face got peeled.
>>768993676
Look mom, I posted it again!
>>768987514
Fucking Mexicans.
>>768987840
We wuz kangs..n sheit
>>768994058
she likes to take tase pics but have some semi nudes
>>768989164
gets fatally Trumped
>>768990322
I bet she took a shit ton of charcoal pills thinking it would get rid of a hangover.
>>768994463
Bile.
>>768994332
Yes. Yes I did.
>>768987514
Fucking bullshit cultural norms, fuck getting triggered on B
>>768994533
Is your bile black?
>>768987673
Mama mia
>>768987514
I've seen a man get his throat sawn open.
I've seen a woman crushed by a semi truck.
I've seen a man drown in his own blood.
This is the most upsetting rekt gif I've ever seen.
>>768987558
I'm surprised anyone helped him. The Chinese have no souls.
>>768994669
Dark green. Could be some bleeding as well. Alcohol poisoning
>>768988090
Why i fucking hate cats
>>768990322
Old blood, she probably has bleeding somewhere internal
>>768994021
You can see his dick.
>>768987514
Wtf is wrong with indians?
>>768994871
Fuck you.
>>768990411
Eternal bleeding.
>>768989103
who lets their kids play in the middle of a parking lot?
>>768990071
wow, what is that?
>>768987514
okay i'm triggered
>>768988090
That's a shoulder cat. Some cats like to sit on your shoulder and some don't. However this one doesn't waste any time.
>>768989732
I know! I can watch some fucked up rekt, but this was like a 2 or 3 year old kid.. trying to cut his cake.
>>768994956
Cats are the worst pet on the planet
They dont do shit to benefit anything
You gamble each time you get one because they either come out so agressive they're a danger or so shitty passive they wont even play
They dont react to their names being called
They dont care about weither you die or not
They don't care about anything
They knock shit over all the time
Scratch every surface they can reach
Their cat litter things are nasty as fuck
They bury their shit then walk all over you
Yeah forgot about that didn't ya? They step into their piss and shit then you let them walk over your face. Some of those fuckin cat owners even kiss their cats paws and shit. They might as well push their face into a cat litter box.
Boom prove me wrong
>>768995453
>Boom prove me wrong
Pit bulls.
>>768995453
sure, but there are a LOT of them, so if you get a defective cat then drop it off downtown in one of those clothes recycling boxes and it will get a new home. then go get yourself a shiny new kitty from the animal shelter. rinse and repeat until good cat is aquired!
>>768989745
Nah, just recovering from this dick. She fine.
>>768995544
Mmmm got me on that one pit bulls are fucking trash as well. Their bloodline is meant for killing its not just "the owners were bad"
>>768995660
Even though i hate cats that is on the other hand, the shittest thing to do to an animal
>>768994782
Cause not China see written language
I don't understand why idiots try to kill themselves by jumping into water. It's not like hitting concrete, which would actually kill you.
Now this retard has to swim to shore and try again another way.
>>768989164
Dies from STD brought back from 600 BCE.
>>768989164
Spontaneous human combustion
>>768991600
reddit-tier
>>768990322
From my country "Chile"
She got drunk with the cheapest dog tasting red wine and some other shit.
I kek everytime
>>768987514
the kid is like 3 years old LMAO
fucking cretins
>>768994933
Not indians. They're Pakistani's = Islamists.
Tactics used to break children in order to brain wash them.
>>768995898
From that height it actually is like hitting concrete. Look up water tension.
>>768991825
>>768991907
Nothing cooked though.
>>768993693
I fucking feel you, anon.
>>768987514#
Context?
>>768995820
no faggot, burning them alive or tying them to a board and raping them to death is "the shittiest thing". in this case, the cat waits patiently in the metal box where it's safe from passing cars or roving sadistic teenagers. eventually, it is returned to a 'no kill' animal shelter where it will be adopted by someone like you.
>>768996256
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6294806/shocking-moment-adults-throw-eggs-at-little-boy-as-he-tries-to-cut-his-birthday-cake-in-cruel-prank/
>>768996185
Why would you fall for the pasta...
>>768996140
They are Indonesian and it is a cultural thing, something to do with warding off evil spirits or some shit
>>768993394
At almost 1.4 Billion population, I'd say it's the latter.
>>768995733
lost
>>768994669
>what are the four humors?
>>768996337
but violent muslims who rape and kill women are "okay" to import to the USA by the millions and this is what people get mad about?
>>768996140
>>768996416
are they trying to build super soldiers?
>>768994219
Surprisingly she lived and her face looks pretty normal besides huge scar
>>768989164
He loses his legs in a tragic car crash, so that the real slim shady can no longer stand up
>>768995453
you forgot toxoplasmosis and how fucking annoying they are when in heat
>>768987514
How serial killers are made
>>768996801
Instincts from her whore days.
>>768996383
Don't blame him, anon. Hes new here.
>>768996383
Because drunk fuck u
>>768996981
He doesn't feel so good
>>768987514
fucking disgusting niggers . all should be tortured as long as possible until death
>>768996981
Is that the Juggernaut?
>>768995898
Nice pasta faggot
>>768997371
Yes.
>>768997467
Thats awesome.
>>768989742
>>768991825
What the fuck are you on about?
>>768996246
This, the eggs on him is still raw if anything looks like they dumped more eggs on the kid since something yolky looks like its poured, the kid just gave up on life after his birthday cake got utterly destroyed
>>768997572
I have more.
>>768995111
Rafflesia?
>>768989164
Dies from rectal cancer
>>768990071
MAJOR KEK MY PAL
>>768989732
i´d like to think those nigs rape the toddler when they turn the camera off
>>768997655
kek. Ok I'm going to stop watching your webms now. Me and my brother were planning on getting drunk and going to see that on sunday.
>>768997371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plQIf5fS8xw
>>768987514
lol wtf the kid is going to cut a cake and they do that shit on him, id be stabbing a mother fucker
rubbing his face after with broken egg shells.... real nice
>>768997832
Damn, just when the other X-Men show up in the movie.
>>768996246
Video wasn't long enough. It was a slow cooking method.
>>768989164
Lives to be an old man, pining for the years circa 2000 when he was culturally relevant, wrestling with the question of how far he has fallen until his death, and in the life after this.
>>768989663
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3320342/A-heated-press-conference-horrifying-moment-Mongolian-union-boss-sets-FIRE-protest.html
>>768994964
internal you mean.? eternal bleeding would be horrible i suppose both would be terrible
>>768997325
I hate to see blacks and whites fraternizing in this way and it would have been a lot funnier if you could see more of the ladies reaction.
>>768997926
Yeah I didn't watch that webm. I'm gonna wait till sunday. That first oone you posted was cool though.
>>768987514
I really hope the kid actually was giggling the whole time and they out a bigger better cake.
>>768998028
I meant eternal. Its a medical term.
>>768989474
dat filename
>>768995733
this
everyone else always seems to be:
> "b-b-b-b-but muh humanz are responsible for everything bad"
>>768989806
lol!
>>768996185
fell for the bait
>>768997926
>>768998053
Ok I watched that webm too. Last one I'm gonna watch, I promise.
>>768988090
i lost this thread, and the next six that happen. oh my shit. i nearly had a stroke.
>>768987514
they're doing it to him because it was done to them
>>768997655
Boy
>>768993394
Punishment for murder is easier than crippling someone
>>768993499
*Quick, brain think of a word that I don't really know the meaning of but sounds smart!*
*Cognitive*
*Thanks, brain!*
>>768997660
cool, thanks
>>768997798
>i´d like to think those nigs rape the toddler when they turn the camera off
I bet you do
>>768995733
I lol'd. Pitbulls are trash.
>>768998094
e·ter·nal
əˈtərn(ə)l/Submit
adjective
lasting or existing forever; without end or beginning.
"the secret of eternal youth"
synonyms: everlasting, never-ending, endless, perpetual, undying, immortal, abiding, permanent, enduring, infinite, boundless, timeless; amaranthine
"eternal happiness"
(of truths, values, or questions) valid for all time; essentially unchanging.
"eternal truths of art and life"
informal
seeming to last or persist forever, especially on account of being tedious or annoying.
>>768988090
death to all non master race PC goyim
>>768989164
dies in his sleep
>>768997956
It was a bucket full of yolks according to the news article. You said something was cooked in the video. #rekt
>>768996694
Underrated post
>>768987673
kek!
>>768997972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmyGrk99uzM
>>768996809
Yeah but how did she lose her face? Why is she in the back of a vehicle with no one helping her?
>>768987514
He's going to hate life and end up fucking himself.
>>768998863
How new are you?
>>768998714
>eternal bleeding
You need to lurk more.
>>768998443
It fit quite nicely. Your response, on the other hand, sounds ignorant.
>>768999199
please do explain oh wise pair of dubs
>>768999046
Might have something to do with the HUGE FUCKING CONCAVE CAR DOOR IN FRONT OF HER.
>>768991168
physical retardation, you mental retard
>>768999164
here since '04
>>768991600
I shamefully giggled at this retardation
>>768997325
I liked it
>>768999469
I don't think this younger generation of /b/tards is pretending.
>>768999291
>eternal bleeding
/b/tards have been saying that instead of internal bleeding for like a decade on here. Its a meme.
>>768990958
I couldn't marry her. It would break my heart every day to see her trying just day-to-day activities.
>>768998714
He meant enteral I think.
>>768999375
It doesn't look like that bad of an accident though. her body is fine and she's conscious, but her face is missing. I'm just curious as tho how that actually happened.
>>768987514
HAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY
YOU LITTLE SHIT!!! LOL
>>768999994
Maybe cuz is fake
>>768997325
TWINKIE HOUSE
>>768993676
God damn why can I take human shit, but when it comes to animals (especially dogs) getting rekt I just can't watch. Although, even though I've been watching gore and rekt shit for over a decade now since I was a teenager, I suddenly have found myself getting sad at the human suffering too. Am I finally growing a soul? I just want to hug them and try as best I can to stop their suffering. I might me turning into a moralfag, /b/
>>768993811
Anyone ready to fap?
>>768993394
Chinese have poor spatial awareness.
>>768990071
Fuck those things in Super Metroid...
>>768999994
>almost sevenths
>almost
>yfw
>>768995898
hahahaha you baka-ass
>>768989164
is it just me or does he look like the tin man...the nose especially
>>769999999 wats this
>>769000228
What do you do with this human shit that you take? Straight up play with it to nut right? You're sick.
>>768998714
Summer is here already.
>>768999291
In tiem, you'll learn moar about gr8 b8, m8.
>>768989103
Just chillin in the middle of the parking lot.
Chilli dog
>>768996981
But Juggernaut doesn't has strength like that! He's got like kinetic energy strength.
>>768995898
It is like hitting concrete from the right hight. With the added bonus of drowning horribly if you manage to survive.
>>768987514
They forgot the pig blood
>>768987840
All cultures are equal!
>>768990623
No honey, please don't peel the rest of your face off.
>>768989103
They seriously are retarded when jt comes to building things and driving
>>769001363
Once his hands start moving, only he can stop them.
>>768989474
Was there baby there too?
>>769000228
i have the same issue
Don't give a fuck about people, but animals?
Like they literally just want love, have no perception of evil or bad, just want affection.
>>768994332
David Hogg showing how he wants the fist rammed up his ass.
>>768994219
Basically she was minding her own business when some faggot caused an accident
>>768987514
Why even have kids if this is how you're gonna treat him? Are you trying to create a serial killer?
>>768993676
Hao tsan ren ah...
Dog must have ate his cat
>>768989164
Guzzles cum
my god
>>769002156
Which one?
>>768989045 >>768989300 >>768989543 >>768989732 >>768989742 >>768989806 >>768990328 >>768991371 >>768991536 >>768991759 >>768992585 >>768993693 >>768993781 >>768994350 >>768994639 >>768994642 >>768994761 >>768994933 >>768995125 >>768996135 >>768996256 >>768996981 >>768997002 >>768997358 >>768997893 >>768998066 >>768998303 >>768999052 >>769000120 >>769001407 >>769002051
It's just dey cultcha!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5737031/Indonesian-birthday-boy-drenched-egg-yolk-cutting-cake.html
>>768995453
>They dont do shit to benefit anything
They keep mice and other pests away
>You gamble each time you get one because they either come out so agressive they're a danger or so shitty passive they wont even play
Mine play all the time
>They dont react to their names being called
Mine do. You can even say something that sounds similar and they come
>They dont care about weither you die or not
They do. I feed them.
>They don't care about anything
I thought your argument was that they only care about themselves...thats something they care about
>They knock shit over all the time
Not all the time. They sleep, too
>Scratch every surface they can reach
Scratch post or declaw then
>Their cat litter things are nasty as fuck
They naturally go in them. No cleaning up messes around the house
>They bury their shit then walk all over you
Not if you dont let them
>Yeah forgot about that didn't ya? They step into their piss and shit then you let them walk over your face. Some of those fuckin cat owners even kiss their cats paws and shit. They might as well push their face into a cat litter box.
Then its the owner who is a dumbass, not the cat
>Boom prove me wrong
I just did
>>768987514
I never stood a chance
>>768996085
She is alive, then?
>>768987558
Mongorians protesting against their chinese insectoid overlords>>768987558
>>769003029
bravo, anon
>>769003927
yes
>>768995898
>Look at me! I can jump from this height into water!
People believe you can die from jumping into water, you only die if you drown. Fucking retards.
>>769001915
if you think humans are much different than that, you're delusional
>>769004555
Thanks and checked
