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C-Celeb Thread : chickens sops, s-sock soilsters b-bow, the a-alphas

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C-Celeb Thread : chickens sops, s-sock soilsters b-bow, the a-alphas never f-forget who's i-in charge...
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When I close my eyes and lay my little head down on the pillow...
O_O
I want to dream of Daddy. My dead faggot father.
Please Dead Dad!
I love you..
-__-
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good thread
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>>768942223
https://youtu.be/BLv9PSQ9S8Y
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>>768942824
I've recently had a rediscovered horniness for Taylor. Have I been here too long?
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>>768943776
if its over a year? yes, you have definitely been here too long
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>>768943776
Are you now gay also?
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>>768943864
Ah, crap
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>>768943991
Far from it. I've turned more homophobic over the years actually
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hs urcym
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i would suck SO much cock for taytay
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>>768944019
geib
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>>768944110
Faggot
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>>768944017
Liking Tay and heterosexuality are mutually exclusive friend
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>>768944110
Same!
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>>768944134
I have a hard time believing that. Friend
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>>768944118
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>>768944110
>>768944161
>>768944171
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>>768944110
im not gay at all
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>>768944237
nice
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>>768944212
>1 samefag
>everyone
Go on, still waiting for substantial proof
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I-I-I d-d-don't know wh-wh-where to s-s-start... M-My m-m-mistress Victoria i-i-is a very beautiful w-w-w-woman and I-I'm a-a-a lucky m-m-man t-t-to have h-her... P-Please d-d-don't d-d-dislike m-m-me for having a-a-a woman you c-c-can only d-d-dream about p-possessing... J-Just a-a-a-a-a-a-accept the f-f-fact she c-c-cares about m-m-m-me and c-c-c-could c-c-care less on a-a-a May d-d-day about y-y-you...
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>>768944293
Goy? Why are jews speaking gibberish on purpose?
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>>768944184
Nina boobs!
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>>768944184
>maybe
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>>768944368
Pushed up Nina boobs!
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>>768944340
goyim is what Jews all non Jews. it just looks like she says that at one point. I copied it off another anon in all honesty :\
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>>768944330
I-I-I'm v-v-very s-s-sorry y-y-y-you g-g-good sirs had the m-m-misfortune o-o-of seeing a-a-a manlet t-t-tweak h-h-his weak n-n-nose a-a-at you...
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>>768944391
play your cards right u3u
>>768944368
neeners has pretty nice boobies desu
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raiding party 'll be here soon. They've got 2 more threads to go.
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>>768944441
Alright. I always wondered about their language. It's as retarded as their religion.
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>>768944579
>raid
Kek, last time we made a few threads on trash and /s/, after that we went back to a quiet /b/. There's no raid, a raid requires resolve and work, 2 things kids lack these days
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>>768942223
>A U T I S M
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>>768944529
K chadbae ily <3
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I had to beat off the biggest boner for TayTay earlier. ; - ;
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>>768944403
True
>>768944529
Less than three!
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>>768944721
lewd as fuk pham
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>>768944714
u get gibes tonight okay? ily more and everyone knows it
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>>768944750
less than three always and forever :3
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>>768944721
BD?
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>>768944865
I know. :c

>>768945009
Yeee.
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>>768945061
Wish i could have seen :3
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>>768945110
You wanted to see the strength of my love for Tay? :3
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>>768945195
Yes, sounds magnificent
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>>768944721
What is a 'biggest boner' in your world?
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>>768944921
Can't wait :3 <3
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this thread sucks
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>>768945319
Sorry, we've been putting up with raids.
Requests?
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>>768945249
It was glorious, would recommend.
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>>768945195
Didnt realise you posted Dove
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>>768945319
Well, post something instead og bitching about it
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>>768945267
I need JJ bewbies (づ ╥ ﹏╥)づ
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I want to bury my face in Hayley Atwell's chest
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>>768945497
That makes two of us
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>>768945383
Is that a problem, sir?
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>>768945348
Can recommend your cock? :3
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>>768945551
Make that three
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>>768944999
Awesome trips for the most awesome girl
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>>768945604
Looks great here
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>>768945562
IT'S A REAL MOTHERFUCKING PROBLEM MOTHERFUCKER
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>>768945659
I want krysten to Ritter my dick
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>>768945551
>>768945607
>>768945497
Good taste
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>>768945562
Nah i just thought you always posted Tay. Have you been posting others without ne realising all this time?
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>>768945267
Hnnnng she is amazing
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>>768945452
smol
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>>768945710
You sure about that?
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>>768945700
Mommy
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>>768945579
I would def recommend Tay try it at least once. Preferably 1000 times! :#]

>>768945656
OH SHIT. I don't want any trouble!

>>768945703
You are drunk.
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>>768945838
No, barren titcow. Not mommy
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>>768945732
GIBE BENIS NOWWWWWWWW
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>>768945732
I need to chew on those thighs
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>>768945888
Thighs can handle it. Go for it
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>>768942335

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little anti-Robertsfag trollop post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The Robertsfag tmp pills photo isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's OK, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother.

You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting hateful Roberts anon posts in celeb threads.

Just imagine this: your mother had you, and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic, sadistic bully and a NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She cannot even try to talk with you, because all you say is: "I HOPE I CAN BULLY ROBERTSFAG INTO COMMITTING SUICIDE TODAY."
You have become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he has done a million times now. And that is all you will ever be.
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>>768945703
bd posts all sorts of wonderfully lovely ladies. all my best Bellas I've saved in the last year have been from b a s e d BD
>>768945867
yeah u don't wan na problems round heeyuh niqqa
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>>768945926
Raiding with reused content is like wanking to a magazine that's already stuck together. Only half the effect, and a lousy aftertaste. Enjoy solitude you faggot.
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>>768945867
Not drunk, just wondering who else you post
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>>768945885
No u

>>768945727
>>768945888
yeh
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>>768946000
wew 2 sets of trips in one thread (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
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>>768946048
Not him, but anyone you want. I'll check my folders
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>>768945885
would gibe benis
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>>768942335
Lol
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>>768946063
Welp, I'm hard
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>>768946034
>he thinks I'm raiding
You must be retarded
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>>768946098
Oh i wasnt requesting he post anyone i was just genuinely curious.
What folders do you have though?
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>>768946132
Ultra cutie
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>>768946063
what's the name of that filter or whatever people are putting on their pics now? where it looks ever so slightly grainy yet sharp. do u know mjbaebae?? :(
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>>768946132
ayy is this my cuddy buddy? OuO
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>>768946000
:~]

>>768946048
Lots.

Barbara Palvin. Charlotte McKinney, Katy Perry, Jordyn Jones, Dove Cameron, Bella Thorne, Meg Turner, Cara
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>>768942918
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>>768946132
>Lol
You find that funny? I should laugh when you experience the same loss, bitch
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>>768946281
le squiggly nose face ¦~}
u also post Kiki the Conquistador every now and then (੭ >᎑<)੭
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