Things only UK fags will get
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Things only UK fags will get
>>768860744
>>768860913
Not a UK fag.
Still get it
>>768860913
This is trippy as fuck.
YES MINISTER.
There's nothing for you here.
>>768861286
THEA'S NO FOOD HEA
Hurrrrrr spermies!
>>768861040
You don't have to be from the UK to appreciate their show/s.
>>768860913
to me to you
May be stereotypical, but i fucking love crumpets with a brew!
>>768860744
>>768861539
uwot
>>768861746
If frozen packaged Yorkshire puddings is your only experience of Yorkshire puddings; you haven't lived.
>>768861870
Fucking loved that show
>>768861870
>>768862124
Jessica Barden, looks about 15 but is nearly 26.
>>768862253
still an amazing actress
>>768860744
A sense of REAL patriotic passion and pride
( rather than diverse inter-racial envy ),
when attending the BBC "Last Night of the Proms" event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUXBrek5N9g
>>768862253
>Jessica Barden
Fookin Hell I feel far less of a pervert for knocking one out to her now
>>768862444
Checked, yes was good in that show.
>>768861040
Mitchell is the only funny one.
>>768860744
>>768862561
Trouble with saying nationalistic pride in England is you're branded a far right Hitler lovin racist cock head
>>768863105
THE FUCKING VORTEX
using the cheese sandwich
>>768862910
Oi, you got a license for that opinion
I dont like England with their faggy little 3-wheel Mr. Bean cars, bland food, ruddy faced women and Nigel Thornberry fucking accents.
Actually I guess they're ok.
>>768863409
You are so fucking wrong.
Their food isn't bland, it is not lacking taste, IT TASTES LIKE SHIT. They put things they shouldn't fucking put in the dish and it ruins it.
Mr.Bean is awesome you take that back.
Can't say anything for the accents.
London got fucked by rabs, give 'em a break.
>>768863409
England != UK
Just saying
>>768862910
But let's be honest about Hitler, he did get the trains running on time.
>>768861040
Best boys!
>>768863459
Thought that was the baby Jesus for a moment
>>768861286
swansea?
AMBER LEAF.
>>768863547
Yeah... and whats your point?
>>768861040
Am I the only one who thinks David Mitchell is just a try hard edge lord who tries to pass himself off as intelligent and witty, but doesn't actually have a clue?
Webb is OK though.
>>768863543
fuck off lenny... dawn's hunger
>>768860744
>>768863659
karl pilkington
>>768861996
>1996
Jessica Barden is one hot piece of arse
>>768863812
They're all cringy try hard wankers. It's television.
Can't believe you still watch it.
>>768860744
Music
>>768860744
xhecked, dave
>>768863659
Can ya tell what it is yet?
>>768863823
Who won?
>>768863541
UKfag here, more precisely, Geordiefag, from consett, where Rowan Atkinson is from, all I got to say is:
MR BEAN IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHICH SHOULD BE FUCKING ERASED FROM HISTORY!
>>768864006
They should bring this back. At least I knew who was in the cabinet
>>768864114
I hope that was near some white dog shit.
>>768862713
YES I LOVE HARRY
>>768864174
Do tell why. Since you seem to provide so much historical detail, I will hear you out. You get one chance. I grew up watching Mr.Bean and it'd take a hell of a lot to change my mind like that.
>>768863923
I don't I can't stand UK comedy TV these days. It's all stale bollocks.
>>768864174
Couldn't agree more.
I remember watching the first episode and expecting great things because Blackadder.
Juvenile puerile shite. One of my mates wouldn't stop talking about it, thought it was genius. My opinion of him was forever altered.
>>768864174
I live near Consett... Small world.
>>768864174
In highest regard I feel obliged to say to you -
Dirty Northern Bastard
Brilliant show that didn't travel well.
God I miss the 90s
>>768860744
Speaking perfectly fine English but constantly being told to speak English.
>>768864414
This show is pure gold
>>768864094
fucking terrahawks
>>768864174
Still better than half the shitty politically correct bullshit excuse for comedy they churn out now.
>>768864347
Fuck me ... how old are you?
>>768864391
Leadgate? Delves? Blackhill? Castleside? Or further out?
Hmmm get in my belly
>>768864414
Everyone knows about the Mighty Boosh faggot
>>768864286
not him but some view bean as a big sweaty shite thats smothering atkinsons other work. i quite like him myself
>>768864574
Sunniside... A little further.
Nearly bought a house in Leadgate though.
>>768862910
No-one has ever branded me :
> "... far right Hitler lovin racist cock head " ;
..... but if they did, well, they are entitled to their opinion, and that is just one of the great things about being a British / "UKfag" - we tend to be more tolerant of other people's views,
..... until they try to impose them upon us in a manner that is not acceptable to us, and then, you can be certain that we will not come up second-best.
Maybe we rely on the support of the USA and United Nations, on such occasions, to emphasise our will, but we know that we do so with their undivided support, and we are thankful for that in the face of adversity.
>>768864347
I loved Mary Mungo and Midge
>>768864652
Old.
We're old.
Sexy
>>768864645
lel, we're being fisted by ahmed, schlomo, and graham the lady. get your head out your arse, we're second best
>>768864753
Itchy chin
>>768864114
we used to find them... but they were right next to scotland's peado prison. kinda funny now knowing that we were wank bait. kek
>>768864570
Let's just say I was on television in the Sixties.
Grandad used to send me to the local pub to get his tobacco
>>768864339
The fucking BOSS. RIP in peace sweet price
>>768860744
>things only UK fags get
Sharia law
>>768864366
I like blackadder. But bean, johnny English, that police comedy were cancer
>>768864603
But only in the UK
>>768864094
cubes and zeroids
>>768864864
do UK fags get sharia, but not middle easterners?How does that work?
>>768863541
Thats because we dont deep fry everything twice and then put double your daily dose of sugar on top, mutt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f35K-sGe9mo
>>768864129
about five years nine months i think
>>768864137
Kek
>>768864745
I’ve no idea how it was genetically possible for this woman to be so ugly
>>768864742
yep, but we had all the best kids tv programmes!
>>768864339
Looks like Mary Berry's transition went well.
>>768865007
Whatever helps you sleep at night you nancy.
>>768863903
The British school uniform who doesn't like that?
>>768865076
Well she is South African... It's in her genes. Aged well
>>768864242
OI OI SAVELOY
>>768860744
>Things only UK days will get
Ok.
>>768865254
Damn autocorrect
>>768865254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVTsnSg-MS4
>>768865361
That fucking theme music used to legit scare me as a kid.
>>768865035
I used to beat my sisters with those annoying balls on string. Ah the good old days
>>768865361
Still creeps me the fuck out
>>768865389
White pudding is better
>>768865361
>>768865389
>he thinks only bongs get chocolate cake
>>768865408
That was not the intended purpose.
>>768865325
a thing of wonder.. haven't had one in a long time tho.
>>768865389
This looks like German blood-sausage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-ZEDNkZ2L4
>>768865454
Uncultured swine.. That's black pudding.
>>768865449
Saturday nights watching Tales of the Unexpected!
>>768865535
you're a fucking genius
>>768864798
I respect your opinion, but I disagree.
Sure there are many foreign Nationals trying (successfully) to find refuge in our great country and I don't blame them.
If I were unfortunate enough to live in one of their festering war-torn country, I am pretty certain that one of my first choices would be to try to find a safe haven in the United Kingdom.
We have to do our bit to help the innocent scapegoats of global tyrrany, and if that means letting some of their "bad-eggs" in at the same time:
..... so be it. Our Security Forces are as good as the best elsewhere in the rest of the world, and they manage to thwart the vast majority of potential outrages.
We were right to oppose Hitler, and we are right to oppose ISIS / ISIL and the Syrian despot Bashar al-Assad. We were right to oppose Argentina in the "Falklands Crisis", and we are right to oppose the evil Vladimir Putin backed intrusions into our sovereign territories.
These are just some of the examples of where the global powers (that REALLY matter) are of one accord with us.
>>768865628
Thank you, at least I didn't think it was chocolate cake like a faggot
It was noseybonk that scared the shit outta me
>>768860744
unshapely women.
>>768860744
>Things only UK fags will get
Free health care
>>768865947
Now that was fucking cancer
>>768865619
Everything game of thrones wanted to be and should have been.
>>768860744
>heyy dumbs, go in shit, look at this!!!
>>768866084
For 10 points.. Which cereal box was this found in
>>768866050
I thought it was funny till it was overdone.
The one where Will Carling legit considered kicking fuck out of him was hilarious.
>>768860744
Finn here. That be one of my all time fave tv shows.
>>768865011
Herbs and oil ruining french fries, oil ruining a fucking apple salad, mayo-cheese slur in fries
And those were the 3 meals I had when I went there for 10 days. Your Bunchagrapes food literally ruined my trip, I was in bed for days throwing up and it lasted until a few days after I got home. I missed stonehenge yo, and those tickets can't be redeemed.
It's not about deep frying, it's about you fucking up FOOD, the first thing we knew about as a species before we even knew things. Congratulations.
>>768865766
no one thought it was chocolate cake... you just fell for anons piss take.
>>768865855
noseybonk was fucking mental
>>768866219
>>768866402
Small ........................far away
>>768866030
i'm off to the doc's tomorrow to see about a knee operation... free of charge of course. thank you very much my fellow tax payers.
>>768865741
>We have to do our bit
We already have and then some. We brought education, medicine and technology to India, Africa and the Americas. We cured innumerable diseases, cleaned millions of people's water, produced modified grains that can grow in arid land. We obliterated the slave trade, Freetown is just one monument to that. We did our bit and much, much more. What we're being asked (told) to do now is accept millions of vicious foreigners who do not like us, and as payment we suffer the loss of freedom and security.
But that's by the by. My contention was because we are coming upn second best as people impose their foreign ideas on us, such as with Halal and Schechter meats, the intrusion of the State in to the Church while the reverse is seen as intolerable, the unrelenting abolition of our freedom to speak our minds. We are second best.
>>768866171
none it was with Walkers crisps.
>>768866113
Well they got, Clive Mantle
Olive from on the busses
>>768865330
You so gotta love our Shirley...
more of Olive
>>768866657
>>768866749
>>768866586
My perfect cousin Nigel used to flick the kicks
>>768860744
Neo Liberal Globalization
>>768866657
They're wonderful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hro4AdTYiTA
>>768864414
The best show
why do burgers have to ruin everything?
>>768867017
Bring your towel
>>768866978
ha... elvis costello and his dad sang that song
>>768863823
This pic gave me nightmares when I was younger
>>768864823
Hope you behaved yourself
>>768867125
Wow, I had no idea. I prefer I don't want to go to Chelsea, but it's not bad.
>>768865782
Nostalgic.
>>768865902
Parent friendly wank mag
>>768867079
Pale and Hace
Aceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Now we're talking
>>768863105
jesus... thanks for the memories
>>768867375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgbcQIT7BMc
>>768867414
>>768864414
That show was fuckin pish what are you on about ya Mongol bastard
>>768864823
Friend of Jimmy and Rolf?
>>768867079
Bed time
>>768867496
You're welcome.
I feel that this thread has the highest average poster age on /b/ in many a year.
>>768867507
that was a special recording for a staff party.. sorry to spoil your fun, but it never aired.
>>768860744
>>768867676
>be nigger
>marry prince
>dad still doesn't want to see you
lel
>>768867692
fuck me... totally forgot about that cunt
FORMULA 1 TV FOR FUCK SAKE! FCKING BRITISH ELITIST DONT WANNA SHARE THEIR SHITTY ELITIST HOITY TOIGHTY FANCY PANTIES MOTORSPORTIES AND FKING MERCEDES WINS IT EVERY TIME! AND NOW ITALLY WANTS TO GO OIT OF EU SO FERRARI CAN EVEN STAND A CHANCE AGAINST MERCEDES. GOOOODH WHYYYYYH!?!?!! OH GHOOOOD WHYYYHYYYHYHYHYYYEEEEEEeeeee!
>>768867672
I know that and I never said it did.
>>768867630
I think you're right.
>>768867692
>>768860744
How to be hidden from Monty python?
>>768867375
Would you like to blow my pipe while I play with Richard's balls?
>>768867775
Relax, f1 tv is coming soon to your toilet. Because you could only afford a home with one room and 1 toilet.
>>768867578
Is that Tregar of legend?
>>768867812
>>768867777
oooooooooo....!! well sorrrrrry sweetheart
>>768867834
Is that a real tweet from Paul? OMG I want him in public office.
>>768864414
Is that the old Greg nigs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xez4o1ujOPI
>Look out with Look In
>>768860744
>>768860744
>>768860744
>>768867777
Checked
>>768867845
T&S
>>768867889
nightmare
>>768864444
quads knows this was the most accurate representation of 6th form life
>>768867874
Jane was one hot piece of arse
>>768868059
>>768860744
fucked up teeth?
>>768860744
>Poofter ey?
He'd have a field day on /b/.
>>768868270
Good boy Shep
>>768866666
Fucking shite thread.
every school holiday
>>768868146
Whatever happened to Melchester Rovers?
>>768868425
>>768868383
First chocky was the best one , never thought much of the ones after
>>768868481
Fell foul of UEFA FFP regulations and liquidated
>>768868577
>>768868631
I have that issue, minus the spinner
>>768864452
>d-donald?
>>768868398
We'll have no trouble here!
>>768868680
>>768868680
rowland, i'll be your friend
>>768865535
>>768868800
kek, we had a physics teacher that looked like him, same beard as well, got very touchy if he heard the world claypole anywhere near him. Barry Clarke, last seen involved in a cash scandal over the Denby Dale pie
Sally James was one of my first crushes.
Her and Kate Bush.
Phwoooar
>>768868720
Nice!
