You are given $1,000,000 cash clear and free to invest. You can't keep a dime of the original money. You MUST invest it.
What would you do?
>>768756295
Invest it.
LXRP. Amazing technology.
>>768756336
i like the way you fucking think.
i have real $1m i want you to handle it!
Bioengineering
Cryptocurrency or real estate
>>768756295
If I wanted an instant cash return:
>Buy minted gold bullion and sell it at minimal loss the following/same day
Minted gold bullion is typically exempt of all tax, so if you're in the UK you would be after Gold Britannia Coins. However, if I wanted to play the long game
>Buy decent enough house for myself
>invest the rest into buying old town houses to make student accomodation in a high demand city
>get a comfy monthly return on investment with near-guarentied annual oocupancy
>>768756295
so this happened to you and you are coming to /b/ for advice? that is stupid.
>>768756837
This.
>>768756295
OP here. Give $500,000 to trustworthy bros for a permanent loan at 10% apr. Retire with 50k a year and lower tax rate. $499,999.91 because cant take a dime of it and 20% down on $2,500,000 in real estate deals.
Shitpost from the beach.
>>768756336
Kek
>>768756425
Kek.
95% of folks here call gambling in stocks, shitcoining, and flipping houses investing.
Be careful
>>768757240
T. Brainlet
>>768756837
Kek. Not bad anon. Not bad at all.
i would invest all in the fappening charity
>>768756958
Anon... if i got a 1 million dollar windfall i would eaaily love off 5ok a uear and up my real estate game from buying my 3rd shithole to planting cucksheads all over this place and if it profits start throwing 1 bedroom castles on hilltops.
>>768757272
Fuckoff newfaggot. If you know so much show me your investments
invest in niggers
But land in the area I live in currently, mother fucking Californians moving it here and they building like a mother fucker
But large plot
Build houses
Make profit from houses
Repeat process
>>768756837
>minimal loss
You’d hit a big loss if you sold it next day, I’d recommend waiting a month atleast, but it depends which dealer you go with, if you buy second hand or not and which brand you buy
>>768756295
10% of $1 million is 100k p/a.... for ever
I would get a simple low risk package with a large investment house and retire
>>768756413
>LXRP
Fucking stoner.
Get a job kiddo and
chomp down another tide pod, precious snowflake.
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Invest money in at least 5 different sectors, stay away from CFD, bonds and commodities. Put money in companies you trust and stand behind, do your research do at least 6 hours on any investment. Spread your money over different industries and different indexes for maximum reward. Houses have a very slow groth, it's free money so I don't give a shit if I lose it.. but don't Gamble crazy either. 50 percent bluechips, 30 medium risks and 20 for cryptos. That should net a reasonable return per annum.
>>768756792
The 2 worst things you can invest in.
>>768756295
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! Heather has content from 2004?
I thought after she got fat in 02-03, and started letting her dude fuck other women instead, which caused problems in their marriage, they pretty much stopped posting content there after? She looks like her perfect 2000 self in the OP, if not better.
>tl;dr
Sauce
>>768756837
Finally some intelligence. The fucking kids on /b/ are sad and we should all feel bad.
>>768757436
Rascism aside there is big money turning ghettos into profitable section 8 housing and bringing businesses in.
xrp
>>768756295
God damn Op. 1,000,000 isnt alot at all. The town homes/ bungalows in the Nice side of town are like 800k. I can buy one, and then maybe a couple of shitty houses in one of the hoods.
Fuck this thread. Let's talk when the investment money given is in the 8 figures.
>>768758250
Shut the fuck up about autism you colossal virgin.
Buy 9 houses rent out 1000-1500 a month
>buy pop concert tickets all over the globe that inevitably sell out, causing huge demand
>300% markup
>get $2M return on investment almost immediately
>>768756295
IOTA
>>768758333
Check em.
>>768757967
motherless/0DCE6C1
>>768758332
I fill a spray bottle with gas-station toilet water and spray down random tables at restaurants to feel powerful.
>>768758333
Constantly chase your money, pay through the nose when niggers nig in your house and fuck shit up. Insurance sux and is expensive, better off with Airbnb to be honest.
>>768757967
motherless/2D693E3
>>768758498
>>768758655
ok expert. what about this >>768757240? this looks very recent. is there a video of it?
>>768756295
that's easy I buy a fleet of trucks and higher drivers, I could buy 66 trucks boosting my company from 1 and do a lot of damage to the backed up containers at the port.
>>768758719
> driverless trucks within the next decade
> sink all of your money into a fleet of dinosaurs, insurance for meth addicted drivers, insurance, etc.
you'll be poor forever, anon.
>>768756295
Buy african Kruegerrand Coins.
wait untill they go up by 1-5% a few month l8ter
>sell them
> pay taxes for the now generated money
max. loss 3-4 % of the original volume
>>768757669
>large investment house.
Like a frat house?
>>768757846
What in triggered hell batman?
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>>768756295
die.
Put it in a money market account and wait for the next recession. after everyone goes crazy killing the stock market, the bond ratings will drop. Then you buy investment grade bonds at junk bond prices. people will be liquidating bonds like crazy, scoop em up.
Or pay some developers to make a new alt coin.
>>768756837
This. Military towns work too.
drive thru weed clinic in los angeles
>>768756295
buy 1000 shares of google. guaranteed money
>>768758971
Reading your posts is like trying to watch a WNBA game with a straight face.
Chomp down another tide pod, precious snowflake.
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>>768756295
Index fund. That's enough to fund my lifestyle indefinitely, if it grows faster than inflation.
>>768757895
>2 worst things you can invest in.
Anon, one is gambling. The other is a tried and true method hundreds of years old.
If you aren't a house flipping faggot real estate is the single easiest, most secure, and profitable investment with such fantastic tax law that you can make money at tax season.
>be me
>spot house for sale
>new metal roof
>roof is only thing i refuse to do
>for sale sign
>call realtor and take a look
>asking price 25k
>offer bank check for 20k
>accepts
>$8,000 real estate loan from another house equity
>$4,000 for 20% down payment
>$4,000 for new carpet install paint supplies for me
>loan payment for upgrades $80mo
>payment for 20k loan is $200mo
>reappraisal house at 35k
>rent for 650mo
>refinance
>28k is 80% of 35k house
>bank loans up to 80%
>pull $8,000 cash out
>new refinance for 35k loan
Make $8,000 cash last week, mortgage is tree fity. Make $300mo for repairs and savings for another down payment. Free mortgage payment on house.
Continue.
And i dont even have proper cpa hired and hold rentals in llc yet.
That $4,000 to fix up the house is depreciable so i should get most of that back at tax season. Interest on mortgage may be a tax writeoff as well.
>>768759751
Sweetie, put Daddy's computer down and brush your teeth.
School shootings are tomorrow.
You need to make sure you're on time.
Its bedtime!
>>768757967
Cant remember the search i did. Took a gamble on ideepthroat.com and got scammed.
Even found her facebook. She doesn't look bad but 15 years is a long time...
https://www.spankwire.com/Heather-Brooke-4-Way-Kissing/video117501/
>>768757967
Found a couple from 05 but they are shit
>>768757551
He means if you just want to get a lump sum back out as quick as possible.
>>768757972
What can you expect from a generation of neets having kids.
90% of the kids here havent even bucked a bail of hay or took shit waiting tables
>>768758284
Why not use it for the down payment on 5,000,000 mill worth
>>768760453
Back in the early 80s when I was 10, I was shoveling shit and mowing yards every day. I hate todays children and if I could push a button and kill everyone under the age of 21, I would push it twice just to make sure I got them all.
>>768757967
There's actually a video for 06 as well
>>768756295
I trade 100 dollar notes with 10,000 of my family, friends and strangers.
Voila I have $1M, none of which being the original $1M.
>>768758284
Even being a world class shit teir investor getting 10% i think i could live a comfy life on $500,000 a year. Fuck, i do just fine with combined married wages of 55k before tax rape.
Not to mention you are cucking inflation. 90% of the time your properties appreciate even tho you shouldnt count on it
various startup companies around/in toukyou to help economic growth, this investment will pay off dividends in the future because I won't have to network as much and will be on good terms with them if they succeed
>>768758332
Hulk not smash
>>768756295
i could buy a mill of shit i need in a day, technically an investment (spent)
>>768758351
Get prisonraped because tax fraud and scalping. But hey, there are no rules here
>>768758367
I did fucky
>>768756295
All of it in Z-Cash.
>>768760048
>05/16/18(Wed)10:27:32
>bedtime
I'd play it smart and invest in building ground and put a house there. Value can only rise. Or I would invest in golden coins or some other means and sell them after and get the money plus extra back.
>>768756295
nah I think I'd keep it
certainly you don't know what to do with it either
>>768756295
invest in apple.
animoji with the iPhone X made prices soar.
there's no way that's gonna be a one-off with how they operate.
>>768756295
look at this nigger trying to talk about money.
you can't invest cash. You give them a check.
>>768756837
Yes good idea. lots of gold, maybe 10k in 4 or 5 different cryptos, another 100k in stocks as I've done decently well on some speculating. take my time with the other 700k and invest as I learn more
>>768761843
Not getting the context of your ridiculous retort.
"Invest" it in hookers & crack.....
>>768758542
Thefuck.gif
>>768758693
That was part of the search i fucked up. Just a bad quality 1 minute bean flick. I really wish there was more.
She used to do live shows and i never see any new ones posted
>>768758719
Good on you anon. Drive safe out there. And FUCK DOT
>>768758827
Make bank for 10 years. Hire non tweakers
>>768756295
500k house free and clear, 500k invested in bond portfolio with ~5% return for $25K/year passive income. Less property tax ($400/month) and a fund for repairs ($200/month), I could easily live on $1400/mo with no rent.
>>768758827
But 10 years of bitchin income. Rip the trailer off and go lay roads.
Just because we have driverless trucks doesnt mean they are affordable.
Truck driving school scam means any swinging dick with a baboon iq has a cdl. Companies can cherry pick and pay under 40k a year to make someone live in a truck.
>>768758838
If american still get 30% tax rape.
Rip
>>768756295
I'd buy half of the shares of one of the major shareholders of the company that I work for and that I also currently own about 6% of
>>768758973
But you can do that with a borrowed gun and 20 cent bullet
>>768758983
From what i hear its easy af to just rebadge someone elses work
>>768759123
All that neet money. You could probably start a franchise
>>768759367
Then theres this dude being a fat amerimutt and ruining the thread.
Municipalities
Preferred stock only.
>>768759207
They really are getting too big to fail. Would be a good idea next time they fuckup and its a little cheaper
>>768763933
> Walk into walmart
> See guy pushing cart brimming with shit
> Greeter lady says, "SIIIIIIIIR!"
Greeter lady has annoying voice
> Guy enters fastwalk mode
> "SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!!!!"
> I turn to face guy walking past me
> "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
> Guy is in full sprint with cart
> I get my 300 lbs of highly refined masculinity in motion
> Guy checks behind shoulder
> Sees me and abandons cart
> A half dozen people are standing around saying, "WTF is that guy chasing him? He must be a shoplifter"
> Guy goes to astro van
> I see two women in the front of the van, they look up and see me and panic, flailing arms and yelling as I stand in front of the van
> Guy is frantically pulling on driver door handle, it must be locked or jammed
> Halfway expect Benny Hill music to start playing, if I wasn't sucking so much wind from my 25 yard sprint I would be laughing
> Guy runs around back of van to get in sliding door
> I walk to back to get plate number as van has trouble starting
> Van peels out and almost hits some dude that was assisting
> I ask if everyone around is alright that nobody got hit by anything
> I help bring cart back to store to give description of vehicle and the party in the van
> At this point I look at contents of cart
> Potatoes, eggs, meat, tortillas, milk, blankets, etc. Didn't even see a 2 liter of soda as far as I can remember
> MFW I denied food to a homeless family
>>768760453
Because "bucking" bails of hay is a marketable skill.
>>768760312
share that Facebook link
Got a mate from Zimbabwe, says land is dirt cheap. Buy a load of land, set up a solar farm, have the locals working at low wage. Turn it into local electrical supply, invest profits into north africa with water supply facilities and distribution. Yet again dirt cheap labour force cos people need for for families and have them pay for clean water. Basically like any major company ever.
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Buy an real apartment near local college. Evict everyone and turn them into off campus dorms for students.
Profit
>>768764193
What?
>>768764521
Reading its what your English teacher tried to teach you, worthless nigger.
You know what to do snowflake.
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some banks offer as high as 5% yearly interest if you deposit $1 million. so i would put it into a high interest savings and live off of the interest while still working a normal job. there would be zero worries in life.
>>768756295
Buy plantation, sail to Africa and buy black animals who look similar to white humans. Go back to homeland and have them work in field picking crops and cotton to sell, best investment opportunity you can find.
>>768764617
>calls people niggers
>is a fat fucking nigger.
Pick one fag anon, fuck off to another blm protest or Muslim cock sucking festival
>>768764193
T. Amerimutt
>>768760048
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No thanks. I would rather try and gather funds for a down payment on another rental so i can stop being a wagecuck and become a neet like you. Only, a neet on my own dime.
>>768756295
i would invest it in another $1,000,000 dollar.
>>768764193
So you scared homeless people by being a fat overgrown orangutan?
Good on ya mate
>>768761843
it's "faggot", you faggot
>>768760048
Can you smell what the cock is fucking?
>>768756295
Buy an apartment house. Live in the penthouse, collect rent, never work again.
>>768764617
>triggered snowflake
Why dont you chomp down on another tidepod?
>>768764990
This is the type of guy who cuts the sleeves off his shirts and has a barbed wire tattoo around his small ass bicep.
>>768756295
Invest in my own company, sift the money back to myself
>>768765118
>>768756295
Invest in SpaceX and Tesla 500K each
>>768757472
You are overestimating the value of 1 million dollars, you could maybe get a large plot, that’s it
>>768760643
Lol, same. I was running a string line painting parking lots and helipads ar 13. At 14 i started working in the oil patch. Im broken and old early. But taking my work ethic into making a second job fixing and renting houses is starting to pay off quickly. The day i close on a house i run new pex from the ground up and put a manifold in a closet. After some paint and carpet it's just "muh toilet eont flush" while i am putting a hot water tank in another... i think i could handle 10-15 whioe working 50+hours wagecucking.
I guess i am pretty fortunate. One of my best friend's dad owns a property management company and cash out like 50 rentals when he retired. He said once i get 10 rentals in or near town he would manage them. (Its a bit of a drive)
>>768758159
Xrp was worth investing in last December when it was 17 cents a coin.
Now not so much
>>768760727
GIMMIE IT
>>768756295
Invest it I guess
The only moral income is earned from labor, brotendo.
>>768756295
Cocaine
Can triple that shit easy and noone will care cause they're getting better deal
>>768761001
Thats my goal kinda. Everyone is looking out for number one.
Meanwhile i closed my delivery business because it was breaking even while i was working over 40 hours a week while working here. The best advice i got was from my competition. Anything i coukdnt handle i woukd call them. And when they were to busy they would recomend customers to me.
Why fight when there is money to be made for all. I could have easily quit my job and took over around here bit it wouldn't be worth the stress
>>768761071
What the hell do you need thst cost a mill? A new combine?
>>768756295
1. There is a lack of truck stops in the USA so:
Use it as a deposit to get land and build a truck stop here in the US, keep it clean, good fuel and a decent restaurant, you should get profit really fast.
2. Bribe some politicians to get a guaranteed government loan, get your family and friends involved, bankrupt the business. Profit...
3. Servers for the cloud, you need space, cheap electricity
4. Open a church of KEK, you'll get your money's worth
Buy a 4chan pass
>>768763782
30% is tax rape for u guys?
Oh my dear fellow you clearly haven’t crossed the Atlantic lately
>>768761898
>value can only rise.
Most of the time but not always. It is said that big cities grow 1 mile per year in a direction. Drive around the city and take note of new businesses, housed developments, and chain stores. In a year do it again and compare. You should be able to follow the growth and find out why. New school? New factory? Then simply buy a few acres you can afford as close as you can. Find a use for it to pay property taxes. Once city reaches you it should in theory be worth well over 5 times what you paid. Grt a real estate loan and plant a rental.
I have $100k that i have made over the last couple years by selling weed. now its going legal where i live and im being pushed out of the market by the legalization. i am wondering how i should best spend my money. i was thinking about buying a house and splitting it into a couple or a few apartments and going that direction. if i buy a place for like 150k and make it into 3 apartments in the home i could rent all 3 out for 800 per month. as long as 2 out of the 3 apartments are occupied i would be making profits. if all 3 are filled i could pull in 2400 per month which is around 29k per year. Use the profits to buy another place and do the same thing until i own 3 to 5 places or more. might take a few years but im thinking about going that direction. still working a regular job though as well till it gets going. what does /b/ think
>>768762351
I do tho....
>>768762900
Well no shit Sherlock...
>>768758827
Not in africa
>>768765953
>2. Bribe some politicians to get a guaranteed government loan, get your family and friends involved, bankrupt the business. Profit...
Soprano's much?
>>768756336
Agreed.
I'd invest it.
>>768765022
Depending on where you buy it, the penthouse alone will cost over 1 million
>>768765851
they need new Dream Team
>>768765809
>didn’t work 100 or more hours a week
>company not in software or computer science related technologies
No wonder it didn’t work out, it’s 2018 dude there are already monopolies in your game
>>768763088
Solid plan. Saying speculating not investing. 700k and learn to handle before going all in on a stock.
You are gonna go far anon. I wish you luck.
>>768766073
That's what I meant Anon, but my English isn't well enough to explain like that. But good to see someone knows what I was talking about.
>>768766095
If you didn’t launder the money properly and just have it in cash, good luck making any purchases outside of convenience stores
>>768756295
>i think, they put wrong prices!!
Only one answer for long-term stability. 3x 1 bedroom flats in greater London. Make £1-1500/flat/month in rent ~ £3-4500/month tax free and have 3 properties that will double in price every 10 years. Don't have to work for the rest of my life if that way inclined.
>>768763391
>free and clear
>cunt salesman slips off your porch
>muhback.jpg
>sues
>F for house.
Not a bad plan anon. But the stock market runs on human emotion and "asset" protection is key
>>768766095
Invest in a halfway house. Here's what you do. Start a management company and buy a shitty house near a bus line. Start a 501c3 non profit. charge $110 dollars a week for a bed. Go to probation and parole departments and pitch how you are starting a sober halfway house. They love that shit. Get bunk beds and put 4 people to a room, 6-8 in the living room. Develop a program and make yourself the CEO of the 501c3. Keep investing in shit properties and house more people. Charge the 501c3 three times the going rate for the rent on properties. When the 501c3 gets going, pay yourself $100k a year. Get three sober people to run the place for $30 a week and free rom and board.
> No renters rights so you can kick out any fucktards who don't cooperate without going to court
>you pay yourself twice. through the management company and 501c3
>get donations from community for ant upkeep expenses
>total profit
>>768763933
Kek. I am american but yeah. He's and angry cunt. Let him vent. Maybe he won't shoot up his school that way
Depends. If it's a long term thing, mutual fund tracking the S&P500. It's volatile, but an extreme few have ever out performed it over 10 years. If I'm compelled to do it short term, aka i want significant ROI in under 5yrs, I'd buy a swathe of small residental homes in up-coming areas to rent out.
>>768764193
Laugh every time and then remember the end and feel like an asshole. Kek
>>768764216
Because learning hard work when young doesnt make you a white collar entitled manlet who shoots up the place after 20 years of being shit on by management
>>768764294
Nah. It's an asshole move. Especially when she blessed us all with those vids.
I'd invest in Solar Energy companies that are making the push to establish business in Puerto Rico after the hurricane devastation. Would also buy land there to establish datacenters for when the Solar infrastructure matures. Would also take advantage of the fact that apparently 95% of the island has access to fiber but it's apparently held up due to some law. Basically invest in energy and information tech while taking advantage of dirt cheap assets due to a catastrophe.
>>768766530
i did. it was easy. i just kept working and let all of my paychecks go directly into my bank account and never spent 1 dollar of my wage earnings. payed for everything in cash. all my bills and shopping in cash. bar and vacations in cash and so on. i have about 85k in my bank and about 25k in cash. thats how everybody should do it
>>768764323
Lol, nice. Nothing wrong with helping people and making a buck
>>768756295
play it all on black
i would buy a dildo and fk my arse with it
>>768764381
Not a bad idea. But they make quads out of concrete blocks for a good reason. Better use a few first dloor rooms for drywall and paint. Kek
>>768764617
Hateful anon dont be a
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>>768764618
I could be wrong but isnt inflation also 5%?
>>768768232
Nope. 3.22%
>>768756295
real estate, preferably split the million between two properties. One for living in, the other for renting.
>>768764817
3rd world shithole dweller detected. Comments discarded
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>>768764879
Fuck it's already summer?
It's stale cooypasta broseph.
>>768764941
Cock you say?
>>768764990
LOL it really is
>>768765022
Fuck how awesome would it be to live life from a position of "fuck you."
The gambler - the position of fuck you on youtube
>>768756295
Buy gold.
>>768765118
AHAHAHA! and a shitty badly healed brand with a hat bill curled to a fucking point and 7 spit cups in a sorry about your dick pickup
>>768765189
>yeah, i would like to apply for a job here.
Fucks sake he actually did it
>>768765369
Would cover deposit
>>768765953
Lol. Truck stop shortage is real. Any otr trucker knows parking after 9pm is a gamble
>>768756295
Buy Masari and Ombre.
Shitloads of Masari and Ombre
>>768756295
Easy, invest it into real estate, get myself a few $350k houses and not pay for them out right, and just make a really nice down payment, rent out the rooms and make them pay for the mortgage, easy money
>>768756295
onE HAND OF BLACKJACK
>>768756295
invest robustly in tech, pepper some acquisitions in commodities and bonds.
>>768756837
>get a comfy monthly return on investment
Maybe maybe not.
Students are shit-tier renters. They tend to break things, stain things, strain things and bend things all god damned day and have no fucking sense. They're fresh out of their parent's homes and have little sense of responsibility. You're constantly going to be repairing things in all of your properties.
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>>768756295
index fund
>>768756295
Short : Buy BTC, BTC will be 60k at the end of the year.
Long: Buy rare Earth, with the upcoming e-mobility boom, the price will be 20x in 5 years
>>768756295
I would divide it as such.
$500,000 into the SNP500 in an index fund
$100,000 of it I would go on bitcoin and maybe played around with on other cryptos
$400,000 would go into shares of certain industries that aren't very elastic with regard to how responsive they are to the economy, stuff that is an essential. Maybe I would buy shares in companies that offer affordable food, like Aldi or Lidil because I think there is going to be a crash relatively soon.
>>768767701
But it really doesn't. Not even a little bit, "hard work" is subjective. I used to work lawn care and forest cleaning contracting work with my grandfather from 13 to 19. Honestly that didn't teach me a God damn thing about reality.
>>768764648
Underrated post
>>768768358
>Russia
>the best people
Que the USSR anthem
>>768766020
AHHHHHHHAHAHAHA! THAT VID
>>768766050
Wagecucks in america pay 50% wage tax in one form or another.
Capital gains tax is 30%. Thats why when i think i see a giod house flip i make sure it profits with people in it and wait at least a year to sell.
I just meant he is buying shit, paying sales tax and then selling paying gains tax. Probably only getting 60% back at that rate
>>768766095
I think more power to you anon. Get to studying asst protection, personal finance, and investing.
With 100k and a few babies first real estate deals under your belt you could get 500k in rental real estate with 20% down.
Stop selling weed. Get rich
>>768756336
fpbp
>>768766160
Yeah. Indians are still driving off cliffs in trucks overweight made out of wood...
>>768766234
Lol. If you can grow it to 5mill and prove yourself a competent landlord then uncle sam will give you a 115% loan. No shenanigans required
>>768757967
You have autisim you fucking faggot
Last year I turned $750 into several hundred thousand with cryptocurrency. Feels pretty good. I guess I'd do it again.
>>768766445
Nah. People running illegal as fuck under the radar is 50% of deliveries here and i dont want to be a snitch. Plus, had i called then faggot dot come crawling like roaches and fuck me. I could habe made it work. But my coushy job is so much less stress
>>768766504
My reading comprehension and autism are on opposite ends of the charts also. Cheers bro
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>>768766552
Maybe. I think it's because he was behind of it. FUCKING FAGGOT
>>768765572
No. You sound like a greedy man-child. You don't deserve it. Go away
>>768756295
scrap my old house (rebuild after ww2 cause bombing) get a new one build + new car
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>>768771176
Not my generations of shit fucks.
Die in a pile of AIDS needles.
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>>768767883
I took the liberty of spinning for you. Congrats on your poverty. Sorry anon
>>768768286
Sweet
Open a jazz club.
Don't even care if I went broke I just wanna hear the best musicians from around the world right in front of me.
>>768769156
This guy gets it. If you go 20% down you can get 14 houses. Wouldn't take much profit for a property manager hold back what you can for more. 70k a pop for a house. Pick a living wage and pay yourself weekly. Give yourself a hefty pay raise at christmas time. Anually live off of a smaller percentage of profits while growing still
Pretty much my plan for life
>>768756295
invest it all into onaholes
>>768759367
I can tell you.are fat,smelly and have no friends.
>>768773066
Fit, smell good, and fuck your dirty whore of a mother.
I was fucking your mother the other day, and the combination of smells coming from her anus, perineum, and vagina made me so nauseous that I vomited on her shoulder blades, but I kept on fucking because I didn't want to waste a free condom on a filthy whore.
>>768756295
Amazon stocks are a safe bet
So a 17 year old who's fat, smelly, and has no friends?
>>768769084
Wat
>>768773176
Yea sure you were. Fat ugly people like you stay inntheif pajamas all day pissing in soda bottles
You aren't fit and you've never been laid you fat sack of shit
>>768769187
Fucks sake anon!
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>>768774594
Ok fatass,whatever you say shitstain. Don't forget to piss in your soda bottle so you don't have to walk 50 feet to the bathroom fatty.
Kys loser.
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>>768756295
iranian dinars
>>768775049
Whatever you pathetic fat faggot. Go drink some bleach. Loser virgin incel
>>768769677
...can't even shitpost properly. Your mom's bull should have shot you on her face you degenerate oxygen thief
Buy local franchises
>>768775049
To be honest that one wasnt me. But I appreciate the loyal trolling.
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>>768769696
Cheers bro. Hope u didnt get to fucked up. You are far brighter than any 18 year old around here.
Even with my shit income it's easy to buy crackhouses to fix up. NB4 muh $400,000 shack. Drive 3 or 4 hours away to a small town. Shitholes abound. Ripe for fixing up
>>768769696
I hope you have people handling that sweet depreciation and at least have them in a few llc and not paid off. I'm sure you do. If not then today just got awesome for u.
>>768756295
50% vanguard 500 admiral shares.
25% long term bonds.
Use the last $250,000 in value investing in single stocks. Not that hard to do. Plenty of breathing room here.
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>>768757351
Andrew?
>>768756295
I would diversify my investments, a lot actually, probably would hire someone from a appropriate company that would do that for me since i have one million fucking dollars
>>768769949
Nah, we got lucky. Not tryna shit this place up with politics but i would bet my own life. No crash until 2024 or later
>>768770060
I think you are a rare exception anon. Then again i was told to worl hard and save money all of my life. At 25 i realised just how ass backwards it is.
>>768770168
Kek. I didnt see that
I would by a few locations to manufacture meth and lysergic and a few farms to plant weed/salvia, and I would cultivate some psilocybin too
Would probably not even get to use 450k (with hired professional personnel) and I would easily become a fucking international drugpin and wouldn't get caught since wouldn't show face to personnel and wouldn't be in direct touch
>>768771243
Not greedy. New vids of my favorite porn star who retired before she even started 15 years ago. Who wouldn't.
>>768756295
I'd invest in VR
>>768772442
You couldnt go broke with that lineup
>>768756295
For houses you can get a mortgage on a rental property and use the rent to pay off most of the mortgage.
>>768772926
I just google that.
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>>768776236
Never hire someone to manage your money. Assume 4% annual inflation and an average 2.5% fee for management, that's 6.5% of your annual gains gone right there. Market grows an average of 10% per year. Managers are lucky to get you anywhere near that. Where does that leave you?
>>768773176
>This is a fishing pole.
>He just threw it into the water.
>>768773948
CRANKY MANLET ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!
>>768756295
Invest in million dollar company, buying it. Immediately sell company for around same price. Have $900k-$1.1mil free. Fuck your stupid rules.
Otherwise, buy land. Sell in a few years. Make bookoo fucking profit because land is always going up in worth as long as niggers don't move in.
>>768776751
You are dumb as shit. Inflation happens whether or not you have a money manager. Also, 2.5% Im not sure where you are getting that number, total expenses for most funds are way less than that, like half that. 99% of people should have their money professionally managed. I would advise someone with no investment knowledge to invest in a low cost index fund with exposures to US equities, you will be very well off in 30 years.
>>768776715
are you retarded? they're not anything to do with children
they're just vaginas you can fuck, similarly to how women have dildos shaped like dicks
>>768776886
Yea sure fatboy,whatever you say
>>768756295
Find my nearest super corrupt republican delegate, max out my campaign contribution for him and put the rest of the money in whatever super criminal enterprises he he scheming.
Create a business of Grey market loans, with an arm in black market collections. See huge profit margins.
My grandfather used to be a bookie/loan shark and he hustled hard, he said that after he took over his business. Loaned money doubles and unpaid money quadruples, but given the proper motivation everyone pays. He said never fully invest in the books as it is a win some lose some game, it's more of a service to make sure you catch people on a hook when they do loose.
I remember as a kid my own grandfather sent 2 dudes to rough up my step dad cause asked to borrow 1000 bucks and didn't pay back in his allotted time.....
>>768777114
With a million dollars cash, free and clear you are going to go into a criminal enterprise? Wow. lol
>>768756295
Buy 1 house in my shithole country and 2-3 more in EU (I heard that owning real estate is enough to get citizenship in Estonia).
Get a mortgage on 2 houses and use the rent to pay off the mortgage.
Buying a house and renting out the flats (furnitured).
>>768777238
Who the fuck wants citizenship in Estonia? Are you from Syria or some worse shithole?
>>768777358
Thats what I was thinking, lol.
>>768776990
I agree with this and that's why I manage my own investments through Vanguard funds and value investing.
But you pay out the ass for active money management and inflation ruins your gains as every dollar is worth less. You think a million dollars today will buy as much 20 years from now? Simple math and reading comprehension, fucktard.
>>768777295
This is even better if the houses come with enough land to build more houses on in the future.
>>768777475
Good luck with development. Zoning is a bitch.
>>768774229
Lol
