Im drunk. AMA before my inhibitions kick back in.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Im drunk. AMA before my inhibitions kick back in.
Why haven't you shown us your tits?
Show tits
>>768725120
no boobs. tongue.
Tits or GTFO? That's a question.
>>768725038
Tots now faggot
>>768725197
neat
>>768725038
Let's see them tits
butthole or go home
>>768725197
Timestamp tongue for me pls
Tits or i call police for rape
>>768725038
I wanna lick your braces
How about show us your body
Tits
tongue and tits or were out
also timestamp
Alright
>>768725236
brush your fucking tongue
also show tits already
pics of you doing something *interesting* with your vagina
Do you fap to tranny porn?
>>768725430
Yeah. Like having one. That's interesting
OP here, you are all faggots who ruined this AMA thread
suck on something
>>768725038
Are you a jew? Leave my shekels alone!
We will definitely ask questions.... After tits. Vagina is acceptable too
>>768725528
ok i have a question
when did you first masturbate?
>>768725528
Fake and gay
>>768725528
Ansewr my question!
Do you fap to tranny porn?
>>768725038
>>768725197
>>768725236
>>768725276
>dem file names
It's almost like these have been posted before... by someone else... and you saved them in the hope of getting replies...
>1/10 for making me reply
bobs or vagene with timestamp
otherwise all of your answers are invalid
>>768725038
what's your favorite anime?
I'm never posting in an AMA thread again.
>>768725293
I agree, butthole with optional sharpie in it.
>>768725038
No time stamp. It’s a girl. It’s just all fucked up
>your a faggot op
>>768725038
YOu fuckin stupid ho. Nobody wants to see your goddamned tongue,. Just snap a quick one of your tits and GTFO
>>768726114
Hey that is no was to speak to a lady!
>>768725038
OP HAS A DICK
>>768726051
Hey, I wrote that post. I've seen it reposted a shitload over the last few years.
I've never seen it actually work in coercing tits out, though. They usually just GTFO.
>>768726441
a legend
>>768726359
She's not a lady, she's a girl. There's a difference
>>768726492
*He's
ok maybe boobs
>>768726590
TIMESTAMP AND NO BRA OR GTFO
>>768726359
Stfu you stupwhite knightin little faggot ass bitch
>>768725038
timestamp the tongue, or draw a swastika on it if you cant manage numbers
>>768726641
in that case adios
do a nazi salute
>>768726643
12 yrs old confirmed
>>768726680
YEAH THATS RIGHT BITCH GET THE FUCK OFF MY /b/
>>768726680
Jk you can stay
>>768726590
If its actually you put the number 4 on your boob otherwise its a PHONY
>>768726808
What number
Op is 52 years old and has a dick you lil faggots
>>768726781
no, anon is righ,t she can get the fuck off /b/ if she can't provide tits or a nazi'd tongue
>>768725038
>>768725197
>>768725236
>>768725276
fake no timestamp
>>768726859
FOURR
>STOP GIVING THIS HOE ATTENTION SHE IS NOT WILLING TO COOPERATE
>>768727029
>*He
>>768727029
Either a fat sweaty dude whose trolling or a bird whose actually drunk an wants validation. Which is why you gotta get the timestamp
>>768725276
Tfw i knOw who this is
>>768725038
>>768725197
>>768725236
>>768725276
>>768726590
>NO timestamp...
Faggot KYS
OP is an attention whore but wont be a whore, cunt
>>768727271
Eyoooo
>>768726988
Probably. Sharpie in pooper if not fake
>>768727271
What the fuck is that 4 supposed to be???
>>768727271
bumping for actual tits
>>768727340
A 4 mirrored by the camera you dingus. Nonetheless it looks legit
>>768727340
It's a timestamp, duh
>>768727271
that's only half a swastika.... and it's not on your tongue.....
>>768727340
A shop vac shop job
>>768727271
Anyway. They look promising. Care to share?
>>768727271
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I replied to you because you're a female channer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
i seem to understand a lot of you are newfags/summerfags.
When a cunt post on 4 chan with no tits and no timestamp she shouldnt be paid any attention .To make sure she understand that she wont get this attention when you reply in the option bar you write sage
>>768727340
Maybe if you knew how to read youd see that one of the anons asked for it dipshit
>>768727402
You absolute retard.
I know what a mirrored 4 is. I'm asking for a timestamp you absolute summer faggot.
>>768727479
Old copy pasta is old...
>>768727479
Brian here is gay for OP
>>768727509
Nobody cares about one anon asked for you fucking retard.
It's timestamps or GTFP.
Then again, you're a newfriend so I guess you didn't know that
>>768727508
Refer to
>>768727271
The number 4 was requested
>>768727271
filename. its fake. fucking exposed. show them tits slut
>>768727271
Ok listen Bitch these are the rules:
>Show a real timestamp on naked tits with face or GTFO
>If you don't want to show us your face Sharpie in Pooper or GTFO
>>768727600
Dubs of truth
>>768727665
one off, this man lies
im not op lol im just some random bitch who wanted to post LOL
so wheres OP and tits?
>>768727785
tits or gtfo
>>768725661
this
Here you go, guys.
>>768727839
Sure little guy Whats your snapchat?
>>768727935
4chan/b/
>>768727635
well he's right we didn't make the rules. follow the guide and we can talk. otherwise Fuck Off like srsly
>>768727508
>>768727510
Summerfag is an old meme brought up every year, newfags are the only ones that use it unironically
>>768727785
You know the rules.
Now get on with it so we can rate them
>>768727889
Yea never seen this pic b4...
>>768727889
it's a start
nonetheless
>not a timestamp
>no face
so
>sharpie in pooper or GTFO
>>768727889
not technically timestamp but still tits,
I'll take it
Let me make this direct:
Offline, women have intrinsic reproductive value. This warrants them special privilege and garners male attention. Online, women expect similar treatment even though their reproductive value becomes zero.
Whenever someone proclaims themselves female, they do so with intent to steer the conversation according to this principle. They hope to receive special attention and treatment on the basis of their gender.
Online if you are not affable and interesting in your own right, you should not be granted positive interaction on the basis of holes that are not proffered for use.
In other words, by posting your breasts you are providing payment in exchange for the service of attention and conversation that you weren't able to earn on your own (as evidenced by the need to announce your gender). Furthermore, you're admitting that you sexual assets are the basis of your value in society and identifying a desire to participate despite it. If you don't wish to be known only for your reproductive powers then you have a second option: You can GET THE FUCK OUT. Then come back and start another thread WITHOUT claiming you're female.
However once you've made your gender known, you have two options:
Tits, or GET THE FUCK OUT
It's not sexist, it's not males clamoring for porn (there's plenty of it for free on the internet), and it's not a one-sided exchange. It's a decision. You don't have to post tits. But if you don't, anything you say now is predicated on the fact that you believed your gender was imperative to receive the attention and response you craved. So you will be ridiculed for your shallow and shameless use of vagina.
In case that was too long for you:
>tits or gtfo
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>>768728020
>not technically timestamp
>not timestamp
>>768728020
Piss Off!
>>768728039
oldfag is incredibly old not seen triforce in a while :D
>>768728039
>.
Just end it now buddy
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>>768728171
Totally pasta btw. Aight fellas.
>>768728144
Clearly not a real triforce
>>768727889
nice tits tbh. pencil in pooper now and we can talk like grown ups
>>768728253
You are the youngest of the summerfags if you bought that
OP IS STILL A GUY
>>768727997
fuck off man
>>768727889
I'd do some nasty things to them tiddies
more
>>768728020
>Being THIS new...
>>768727889
Great Boobs!!!!!!!!!!!
>>768727271
ew, you're fat :/
>>768728039
fucking this
>>768728430
You're A Retard!!!!!!!!!!!
>>768727997
Says the newfag.
>>768728221
whats not real? i see three triangles in alignment?
>>768728475
Umm they are great boobs dumbass. I never said I thought that the person who posted it was the person in the picture. You must admit, those are great tits
Spit on your tit
show us your poon
No sharpie in pooper no talk
You're fucking hot
>>768728666
nice trips fag
>>768728565
this
>>768728208
holy shit I'm a dude and that shit hurt me
post ur snapchat name for free bobby pic
>>768728537
do you see the fucking period?! Its a real triforce or it isn't, and that is not
>>768728208
God I wish that were me
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shhh everyone use the secret code until op posts tits
>>768725038
>Stop it
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>>768728845
honestly thought it was a bit of dirt on my screen
欠 を 食べる
>>768728989
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>>768729175
rofflmao you guys
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>>768728208
I don't even have a pussy and that hurts to watch. Why let the pussy near your pussy though? Cats like fish.
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>>768725038
only 12 year olds and strippers have braces damn whore you sum nasty shit
>>768729344
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>>768728454
because big boobs = fat. You could not be a bigger virgin faggot.
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>>768729344
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>>768729664
I feel you man!
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>>768729755
That's why im not replying :p
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>>768729131
>>768725038
Cute, age?
>>768725038
whats so appealing in acting like a girl on the internet. is it like a serious mental illness or are you just gay?
>>768725197
I'd like to slide my dick in.
>>768730086
op is faggot
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>>768730132
why are people still on this
>>768725038
what about ass, can you do that for us?
>>768725038
Ass plz
>>768729755
kek, look at this sad attempt of a white knight
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>>768728308
LOL you are the summerfag....Pathetic..
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>>768725197
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>>768725276
moar please
>>768725038
post gifs!
>>768727889
Nice
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Hey, anon, ever get fucked in the ass?
>>768727479
I lol'd
How does this picture make you feel OP?
