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>>768694184
Fuck off weirdo
oh, ok.
>>768694184
What the fuck is wrong with you? You sick fuck.
I’m not disappointed... I’M JUST FUCKING MAD! FUCK YOU CUNT YOU RUINED MY EVENING!
>>768694184
Do a poo and splash it against your chest
Bist du es thomas?
>>768695803
Shit. Dont have.
>>768695980
Jop
Bump
>>768694184
you are a fucking legend mate
>>768696198
Ist das Bild von eben? Wo bist du, das es hell ist?
Anyway, was ist die maximale Größe, die du anal reinbekommst. Schreibe die Werte ( im Stil von 20x5cm ) auf einen Zettel
>>768697476
Nein das ist nicht von eben. Musste das vor ein paar Tagen mal machen
>>768697994
Okay, da sollte mehr gehen. Besorg dir Mal nen 5cm plug und dann wird geübt. Ich werde das hier in ca. 1-2 Wochen überprüfen. Wirst mir noch dankbar sein.
>>768694184
this guy gives me hope
>>768695323
lolz remember this is /b/ what didya expect kek
>>768698216
Mehr. Schluck. Ok ok. Dann muss ich echt Dehnungsübungen mach. Puh leiert man da nicht aus ?
>>768698216
Lmfao
>>768694184
dont call it a comeback
hes been here for years
>>768698397
Nee, keine Angst. Kannst auch googlen. 5cm ist okay, aber da Gefühl ist krass. Also viel Spaß. Kannst dich ja langsam rantasten.
Gehe schlafen. Bis die Tage
>>768698600
Ok. Dann Probier ich das mal. Dann mal gute Nacht
>>768694184
I just wanted to thank you for all these years writing stuff for us to prank our friends.
I used to have a nice folder with all the stuff I had you write in French but I changed computers recently and I'm afraid it's all gone for good...
Still, thanks for the laughs, you're a good egg.
>>768698520
Thomas is pretty much the official /b/ slut at this point.
>>768698716
LOL. U are welcome
>>768694184
Pic with that dildo in your ass.
>>768694184
Gut dass du da bist Bernd, ueberweist du mir ein bissl Geld?
>>768699358
Tja sobald ich welches finde bist du der erste der was kriegt
>>768699303
What? No nö no It too big for my small hole
>>768699430
Was muss ich machen um ein paar Merkelmark zu bekommen?
>>768699794
Hm die meisten Leute versuchen’s mit arbeiten.
>>768699495
Suck the dildo while fingering your hole and timestamp.
>>768700567
Get that thing deeper in your mouth thomas
>>768699495
How many fingers can you take?
>>768701144
In the Mouth? 4 i Guess
>>768694184
Can you write "Dario is gay" on paper and hold it above your penis?
>>768701198
and in the asshole?
>>768701315
Omg. 3 at Maximum
>>768701416
Prove it
>>768701207
Is that you Jorah?
>>768701474
Nah man, I'm Nikola.
>>768694184
If that guy was standing like that in front of me, I don't think I'd be able to resist running up and punting him in the balls.
>>768701837
Not bad. That dildo would be better, though. You need to use your hole more.
>>768702313
yes. i know i need training
>>768701816
the only proven oldfag on /b/
humiliate me taking orders mache alles
>>768701816
Fucking thank you.
>>768702731
truly
>>768702777
>mache alles
What's that mean?
Was gonna leave but that lucky trips deserves a call. Write "/b/ whore" on your belly, kneeling almost sitting position with the dildo kissing your asshole while you put 4 fingers in your mouth.
>>768703645
means: doing everything
>Confusingly, the original poster of the image has been known to irregularly post on /b/, using the same image as in his original thread. He will provide new images of himself with a timestamp to those who request, and appears to show little if any regard for his status as a copypasta on the site.
And that's why he's great. Sadly /b/tards would rather argue about cut/uncut, cucks, Europe vs USA and other bullshit than good ol' Mache Alles.
Danke gut!
>>768704174
Damn. That got better than I expected.
Is your dick leaking or is that my imagination?
>>768704659
thx. oops, no u are right... its leaking a little bit
>>768704774
Good bitch. Almost got lucky trips again lol
Show me that hole, on your back and legs up
>>768705057
legs to chest
PLEASE WRITE JOSH/RATHAM IS A FAGGOT and hold it UP!!! pleaseee
>>768694184
>reverse search
>.com
"gorriloz max"
stand in a swastika shape
>>768705358
Finger yourself in this position
THE
>>768705472
YOU ARE A LEGEND
PLEASE WRITE "JACK IS A FAT FUCK" ON YOUR CHEST
>>768705810
two then three fingers
WRITE "TORRI GIVE MOD" ON A PEICE OF PAPER ON YOUR CHEST PLEASE
>>768706319
you got a dildo. Have any buttplug?
>>768706508
hm yes a small but plug
Thomas I need your help. My GF is mad at me and your pics always work. She just loves them. Please write "Karol is a huge gay faggot. Olga forgive pls"
if you could also hold your big dildo next to the paper it'd be great.
Thx Thomas, love you sir
>>768706566
show it
>>768707226
Yeah, kinda small. Is it really bigger than your dick?
>>768707411
hmpf, grrr. yes it is .-(
>>768707243
It worked as usual. Thank you my hero you saved my relationship once again
>>768707537
lol. you are welcome
>>768707466
>>768706566
Got any more toys?
>>768707537
>>768707756
hm just only some handcuffs and a horse whip
>>768707808
lol. omg
>>768707808
Where did you get that cape...?! It looks... so real.
>>768707913
i googled "hero cape background" except i didnt google it i DUCKED it on duckduckgo
>>768707836
Do you have a master/mistress?
>>768707971
thanks anon. found it
>>768708105
no, unfortunately not. not yet
wanna see you cum and then taste it
Masturbate with the plug in you asshole
>>768707808
He saved my relationship 4 times already. Whenever my girlfriend is mad I just go on /b/ and ask Thomas for help. He is my hero and I hope we will never leave /b/
>>768708572
The man is a legend. If he leaves, /b/ will never be the same.
bump
where are you thomas
>>768710475
well, i m still here, but cant cum anymore. today
>>768710548
>cant cum anymore. today
you had another thread earlier today?
>>768707808
Saved
Nice cape like anon said
Love the way you gave up halfway through on the rembarde or whatever it's called in english
And when you don't focus on it, the dildo looks like a huge hand with the index sticking out.
Thank you sir
>>768710883
unfortunately yes
