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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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YLYL
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This isn't funny. Please stop posting it.
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Fucking soy boy
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DUDE
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9fag core
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>>768661093
this is worse and more disturbing than child porn
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>>768661093
This is the opposite of funny.
Random =/= funny.
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Not OP here, but it's to the tune of the Mii channel. Watch again
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>>768663869
Still disturbing AND unfunny.
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>>768664265
I really don't see the issue here.
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>>768664582
LOL
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>>768664265
Thank god these two faded into obscurity finally.
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>>768664309
dat nigga gonna die
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>>768664632
you're an incel faggot
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>>768665086
Fucking hell
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>>768661093
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>bithc
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>>768665215
Oh God that's horrible. :(
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>>768665215
You mean you aren't? What kind of porn do you watch then?
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>>768665215
>>768664632
i dont like animals getting hurt
i like humas getting hurt
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>>768665215
lost
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this is a rekt thread now
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>>768665467
I jerk off to 3d porn.
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>>768665498
Wood that chest cave.
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>>768665498
3edgy5me

>>768665577
I was going to say some offensive slurs regarding both your race and sexuality along with a couple of poorly thought comments about your mother, but then I noticed your triple dubs and now I'm compelled to praise your good choices on porn. Kudos for you, Anon! Ever tried VR porn? Or, pardon my ignorance, is that the same as 3D porn?
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>>768665974
Thanks you anon, i also see you're a man of culture, but no, never tried VR, but it sure sounds awesome,anyway, something tells me you do have it, would you recommend it?
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>>768665577

Do you not even try to expand your archive? I've seen these exact 5 ones like 3 days in a row now. Fucking hell mate atleast fucking try
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>>768661904
Stop getting triggered you faggot. Don't feed the troll
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Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
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>>768666377
And all those you have seen was posted by me, but i only save thing i see myself here on /b/
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>>768661093
the new banana.
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>>768666444
Double trips have spoken
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>>768662863
agreed
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>>768664323
hehehe i love it
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>>768661093
>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. “Žižek is love” I say, “Žižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my neoliberal illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing future authoritarian regimes in the west.
>I want to revitalize the left.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.
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>>768666590
Back scratcher!
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>>768666900
Results dont mean anything it was actually a very tight faught affair
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>>768662700
9gag is nowhere near this level of content
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>>768666327
Antique trolling device demonstration (colorized) 1893
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>>768667064
That's one of the ugliest chinese kid i've ever seen
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>>768666417
Allah, I hate this fucking stupid story. It's so perfect. So well written. So well presented. The plot always keeps me on my toes no matter how many times I read it. Truly the 8th wonder of the world.
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>>768665215
I've never owned a dryer. Why is the cat so fucked up from just rolling over a few times? I do not know how a dryer works.
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>>768667959
Google is your jew.
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>>768661904
stop feeding = it will stop
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>>768665468
dude, second time i've seen that one today
if your archive is low, go to china, i'm sure they have enough cats for you to bath in
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>>768668015
OK, so it heats the air as well. How hot does it get? Is it like a hairdryer or an oven?
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>>768668187
I don't think it's really worth it, maybe later in life, thanks for the tip anyway.
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>>768668236
Oven. With an air tight seal.
>SUFFOCATION
>NO BREATHING
>DONT GIVE A
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>>768664265
>arm the teachers
>transparent bagpags
lmao subhuman mutts and their "solutions"
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>>768667205
0-7 score says otherwise.

Now, if it was 0-1 or even 6-7, that would be considered a close lose.
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>>768661904
Some people find things that are anti-funny, funny. I.e. Tim and Eric + Eric Andre
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>>768666863
Kek'd a little bit
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>>768666982
This is so good
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>>768668370
Don't give a what?

I see, so it got burned. Makes sense it was so fucked from it. Could have answered with that first up.
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>>768666982

>He penetrates my mind
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>>768661093
Take your s o y back to Rebbit bud.
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>>768665215
Hey, what does "hide post" do?
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>>768664632
Every fucking day with this shit. What the fuck is wrong with you anon?
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>>768668370

Okay I'm a different guy than the other guy you've been talking to but now I have a question. How is it alive?

To me there seems to be a pretty narrow window between the cat being super fucked up and the cat being dead. Let's say oven tier temperature, the only other factor would be the amount of time the things was in for. My guess? like 5 mins or less, otherwise the air deprivation from the airtight seal would have legit suffocated it. Like as soon as the door opened it was breathing again.

>>768667064

Fun fact, that girl is Mitch McConnell's daughter. So is the girl next to her. The Asian woman on the far left? McConnell's wife, Elaine Chao. Check Mitch's turtle face poking out next to Biden.

It humanized him a lot for me, as a young White liberal who fucks Asian pussy like it's my job. It's like "You fucking horndog Mitch goddamn."

>And I've been there and I understood him.

Can't wait for those girls to grow up though. I might make it a goal in my life to consensually sleep with one of his daughters, get her to really like me, introduce me to her Dad, I tell him that the only form of legitimate government is one that actualizes government.

>>768666982
This. You get a (You).
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Has there ever been a funny YLYL thread?
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>>768666900
Maybe the boy-team was from germany
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>>768666982
Now this is something I can get behind.
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>>768665303
I'm in love now
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>>768667959
What 3rd world country are you from?
How do you even have internet?
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>>768666998
i tweeted this to king gothalion and he got really upset it was awsome
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>>768668454
T&E are our genius. I sit down when I see, wear my dad's dirty socks, rotten meat!!! Omg the list of comic gold is endless. I'm never gonna wipe my butt!
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>>768661093
This only works when it has sound. It's supposed to be the music of the Mii Creator section of a Nintendo Wiis menu.
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>>768668901

You're feeding him. Implying you're not an idiot, rule 19 comes into effect. The more you hate something, the stronger it gets. Also, don't feed the trolls.

>>768669124

Honestly, it would not be fun for you if you did not already know it to be wrong. Your entertainment is not actually derived from the content. If it were, you would be in a place browsing for videos on the subject, bestgore, crush sites, etc. You are not. You are here, presenting gore to the unwitting. Fine, good, fun, but only because of the reaction you get. If you started your own thread, no one else there, you just posting gore, you would also not be having fun.

Which brings me to a conclusion. Your fun derives in other people's objection, which you expect, because you understand that the content is objectionable. That's why you know it's wrong. Now, are you doing animal and pet or human too? I'm in the mood for animal necro if you have moar.

>>768668454
>>768669221

I prefer Eric Andre's interviews. Sheer brilliance, my God. He makes each uniquely disturbed, almost never repeats the confounding variables.
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do you love farts?
>>>/s4s/6694429
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>>768669124
fake as the food they eat. Why is not everything being burned on its way?
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>>768664703
GTA SA ...
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>>768669985

Obviously, the use of accelerant. It's not really the animal that's burning there, it's the accelerant that's supporting, keeping the flames. It might make the animal uncomfortably hot, but it's not actually burning it. The animal is genuinely panicked though, which is why it sprints, and that can be more of a problem for it than anything. The light from the fire is so bright and so close, it can't really see where it's going with any depth, can totally runn into dangerous shit or off a high place. The panic could cause shock/ heart attack, but the only way the fire would kill it is if it inhaled the flames or the hair of the animal caught, which is unlikey. Maybe the skin would singe, but that's usually only with people in rooms that are burning or when their clothes catch.

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>>768670192

Familiarish, I'm 23, been on 4chan since like 07/08, this shit used to be a lot more common. There was a lot of content postage not for reaction, but more of a fascination with the skeletal breakdown of things we take for granted. I moared on animal necro because it's harder to come by than people think, wanted to see how deep your folder was. Apparently, not that deep. I had like a 1 gig human gore folder, dumped it when I got a gf. You missed some good shit back in the day, heal with steel was fun. Dude fucking loved slicing people up, open, had a huge archive of his work and others.

>He was a professional surgeon, and by all accounts a damned good one. He found a way to cut people apart for a living.
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>>768670562
cool story bro
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>>768670562
I bet you no longe have that gf and are wishing you got the folder back
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>>768666001
right
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>>768667064
You know I always wonder about pedos

When the pedo is 12, does he like 12 yearolds?
when he is 16, does he like 12 ?
when he's, 20, 25, 30 does he like 12?

or does it like develop later in life when they are 50 they suddenly like 12?
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>>768670562
>>768669985

Oh forgot to mention, one reason you might be right is because none of it dripped. If the guy were actually using lighter fluid, doused an animal in it, lit it and let it go, there would be spill. Like a few flaming drops here and there would come off the animal, or like a big amount that would stay lit on the ground. None of that happens. This could be because of the low quality film, there are drops and we don't see them, or that there isn't enough to drip off, which the video kinda corroborates, it looks like he puts on only a splash of fluid.

>>768670676

That gf? Yes, and yes. Got a new gf though, so it's all good. I can shit post in other ways, but it's more elegant.

For example, did you know that drinking soy is much healthier than milk? We always jump to the pure fact that humans were never supposed to drink milk but we always forget that the usage of water sources to raise cattle disproportiantely effects Minorities vs. whites. yeah, your milk is fucking racist.
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>>768670562
It sure looks like i missed alot of juicy shit, but i believe some juicy new ''psychopath'' comes with fresh content, If they don't come I will experiment myself with some things, i will be sure to send videos on /b/, if it still exists, but i'm at 30Mb at the moment, i would say it's impressive for someone that started over a few days ago.

I'm sorry if it's hard to read, my brain is limited to many things.
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>>768669221
Or.. you could just shoot a video and then pick the frame, instead of being a dumb nigger.
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>>768664582
internal kek
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>>768671051
Neither soy or milk are really healthy though. What's your point?
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Hey.
Has anyone seen a movie called Gay Niggers from Outer Space?

I'm streaming it rn
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>>768665468
hahahahaha
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>>768671458

That faking a position can substitute as adequate bait vs. other content. I don't give a fuck about soy milk.Cleaner comp without the gore, I still have ways to have fun, when I want to.
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>>768671675
Whatever, go have fun weirdo
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>>768665086
a*
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>>768669124
niggers.
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>>768672071
That's not very kind
you made this kitty sad, look at it. every tear this cat make is one more extra african kiddo get's diarrhea.
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>>768665468
you disgust me
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>>768672245
You bore me
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>>768666298
damn this is bad
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>>768666590
when the cameras are off my pants will go off aswell, if ya know what i mean.^^
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>>768661093
whats the origin of this webm ?
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>>768662863
Its kinda funny with the music becuase all of his movements are in tune with it. Without music islts cringe.
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>>768664265
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>>768664703
Cringe
>>768666900
I mean, there are streamers who are awful but if people watch then they sjould make the advertising money.
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>>768673060
no it isn't funny with the music, it's cringe no matter what.
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>>768666766
Dude! Funny!
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>>768669755
This reminds me of a facebook date. We met, and she was a perfect 10/10 hottie. I couldn't believe i was so lucky. We go back to her place, and she gets more comfortably dressed. So she's standing there in her bra, and there's a fucking tube going into her, and a machine on her hip. I subtracted myself from the situation, got out of there, but in retrospect I wish I gave her the loving she deserved. I was young too, but i'd totally go back to that time now. I'm an excellent lover.
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>>768668737
>KSSH
>IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
>THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
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>>768664778
Lost. My sides. Send help
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>>768674629
Not your personal army faggot
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>>768661093
>white genocide is self inflicted
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>>768670981
I've also wondered about this. Regardless of the answer all pedos should be put to death. But it would be nice to understand it better.
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>>768664703
This is why there are no criminal masterminds who are nigs. They simply don't have the intellectual capacity.
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>>768672650
contextm
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>>768661093
>when the soy is too strong
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>>768664189
heh
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>>768672650
what the fuck is the context here
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>>768665303
Looking good, nothing to be ashamed of.
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>>768665568
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>>768664632
>Not naming it "From Mickey to Minnie"
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>>768672672
it's on a foreign dude's instagram. he's doing those faces to the Nintendo Wii music.
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>>768665468
Is it bad if I want a cat like this? No skin and big eyes?
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>>768678425

he actually lived.
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>>768675963
>the edge
So everyone with a mental disfunction should be put to death? I would start off by killing off stupid faggots like you
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>>768665562
> Seatbelts Everyone!
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>>768664632
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>>768666766
> Oh look, its the Town Rapist
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>>768665468
Why do autistic kids hate animals so much? Is it because you've never had a pet love you? Maybe because your parents always loved the pet more than they loved their worthless child
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>>768672650
Got more?
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>>768669124
>Not naming it "Chris Evans' best performance"
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HOIHOIHOIHOIHOIHOIHOIHOI
SOW FUNNEY HOIHOIHOIHOI
I TOTALLY DON'T WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE OF HOW THIS IS TOTALLY FUNNY
THIS TOTALLY ISN'T A FORCED MEME FROM 2005
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HOIHOIHOIHOIHOIHOIHOIHOI
SOW FUNNEY HOIHOIHOIHOI
I TOTALLY DON'T WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE OF HOW THIS IS TOTALLY FUNNY
THIS TOTALLY ISN'T A FORCED MEME FROM 2005
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>>768670952
Is that really how you see us in the US?
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LOLOLOLOLOLO
YOU LAFF YOU LOOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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lol @ Americans so desperate to portray a dark image of themselves because they find animal torture funny.

It's called being a hillbilly. You guys need entertainment somehow after Europe decided you weren't a worthy colony anymore. lol
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>>768665577
Don't worry guys. Harvey pushed Savage's shit in afterwards.
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>>768679770
>>768679638
It keeps surprising me how squishy we are at just the slightest application of force
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LOLOLOLOLOL
YU LAFF YU LOSE EKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
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>>768675982
I miss scooby
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>>768678205
Context?
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>>768679638
Looks like a character from Dragon Ball Z
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>>768679931
> I ride shotgun k bruv?
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>>768665498
I care less if animals get hurt or die than a human
i can actually relate to humans in a physical and mental way, i cant do that to animals.
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here it is SLUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJtYTPspH8
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>>768670091
>i will use whatever gets the best reactions, and thats animals

Mfw Admitting you're a sociopath and psychopath in the same sentence. Stay edgy, betalord.
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I won
https://youtu.be/dOM3mwFa_b0
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>>768672273
You bore yourself. Get it over with already.
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>>768681061
Wrong, just because snowflakes like you get triggered by everything does not make me a fucking sociopath or psychopath.
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>>768667064
It's almost hilarious that he can get away with this, on camera at that. The funniest thing is that he knows it.
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>>768679893
>slightest application of force

A 750 mph bullet

You are a retard
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>>768681259
Pointing out a post's social implecations is far from triggered. Triggered would be posting animal snuff vids because responses make me feel good.
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>>768664085
>ifhedieshedies#
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Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
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>>768681259
Says the subhuman feeding on attention, sure thing, we're the ''snowflakes'' here KEK
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>>768681290
Getting shot is an extreme but just look at people getting punched in slowmotion and shit.
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>>768681259
Someone triggered you a long time ago and youve never stopped being angry about it. Therapy. You need it.
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>>768681551
That i can agree with
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>>768681478
>subhuman
Define how i'm a subhuman and a ''snowflake''

>>768681601
Sorry anon, I have never been triggered, believe it or not.
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>>768681794
This thread would beg to differ
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>>768666417
very rewateable
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>>768681794
you're an attention seeking narcissitic sociopathic leech you need to be culled from society, jordan peterson would agree, subhuman filth
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>>768681794
Hello fellow intellectual and enlightened thinker
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>>768667064
Asians creep me out sometimes when they're so blank like that. Like they're not completely human. I guess that would make them the perfect rape victims, since they would be too busy doing math equations in their head to even notice what's going on.
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>>768682208
I really don't see any wrong with this, are you trying to offend me? but still I'm not a ''narcissitic sociopathic''
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>>768679602
hot
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>>768682408
I am stating the obvious tard, no offence
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>>768682488
None taken
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>>768678895
Where did you get the data?
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>>768661093
Saw this on reddit with thousands of upvotes.. I can't believe so many people found this funny instead of fucking cringe
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>>768677236
Fige re apo do
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>>768666863
Fallout 4
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>>768661093
am i the only one being reminded of msi - shut me up
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>>768666462
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when did this become a rekt thread
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>>768661093
Here's the source for anyone wondering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iptUNUFdyas
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>>768683699
nice moar of her please anon
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>>768671157
Have you ever done any photography? Guessing from the picture his shutter speed allows for a lot more frames per second than any video camera. Unless he wanted to spend millions on one with extremely high framerates and even then the frame would be garbage quality compared to his result.
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>>768665303
Was expecting a penis like "God no, please dont"
For once this doesn't end badly
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>>768683399
welcome to summer, newfag
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>>768678309

>dat leg spread
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>>768664085
Yeah, I kinda like that t-shirt.
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>>768666503
Gulp
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>>768684095
MODS MOSD MODSSSSSSSS!!
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>>768684118
That's fucked up you idiot
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>>768684186
You're just sad that you didn't get dubs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjekealIyEA
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>>768684277
Dubs of truth
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>>768684277
I got dubs!!!!!! IM TH BESTE!
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>>768669046
Much like Žižek
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>>768684366
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>>768665303
when someone says calm your tits
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>>768665562
Please let this be a normal field trip
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>>768661093
Its not even funny by Snapchat standards. Silly at most.
Please leave this site and don't come back
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>>768684366

Well shit.
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>>768665086
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>>768661093
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>>768666417
Nice
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>>768667094
im dead.
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>>768680858
My sides are in orbit.
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>>768664085
>dear fat guy, don't be afraid to let out a rank one and trap her with the fumes under the covers
>if she dies she dies
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>>768664265
>where's your backpack, student number 976548264??
>in my locker
>carry on
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>>768674295
That's for Diabetes retard
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>>768676050
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>>768676050
Fucking lost. Top kek m9
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>>768679570
>>768679602
>>768679638
>>768679739
>>768679770
>>768679931
I like rekt as much as any B tard but calm down. Not the images, you spazzing out.
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>>768665498
why even have spotters....
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>>768666001
Good, wipe that smug "look how good i am helping you" smile off her fucking face.
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>>768666063
well, he was kinda right, you can't walk down the street being a pedo rapist and not be judged for it...
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>>768662700
This is a shitty facebook meme
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>>768666417
i love how people genuinely respond to this pasta no matter how many times or what various threads its posted in daily
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>>768667205
Scoring a goal it's kind of hard on soccer most soccer matches and up on 0-1 or 1-2
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>>768679602
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>>768667064
"white man you don't scare me, I'm an 8 year old Chinese girl, you know how many times I was raped today?"
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>>768671157
>>768683838
>>768669221
Get/Rent a high speed camera... they aren't that bad...
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>>768674295
>excellent lover
did you even force feed her eggs?
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>>768665303
If ever there was a queen to rise up against boxxy, it's her.
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>>768684461
Thisis a dude isnt it
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>>768670952
is this russian putin shitposting? But why, what does it means per se and what is the purpose?Pliz explain /b/rother, demonstrate me tha /b/ is still alive
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