Waifu thread
Previous: I'm much too lazy for that.
The rules:
>Choose your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and others' choices
>Keep RP/ERP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
morning cutes
Rem claimed
>erp
yike
Claiming best girl.
I wonder if that's the same "discord server" that was apparently laughing at me.
God damn moo loo's is lame.
Claimed.
Its a server of neets who have a 'love of anime' in common
Im devastated they dont think highly of me
>>768659852
does she spin?
>shitzuru
>>768659894
No.
>>768659841
It's also in all likelihood fictitious.
>>768660279
I wouldnt put it past people here being envious of me
I am claiming peri you clods.
>>768660329
>>768659841
Is just sad that the only guy you talk to, Rory, still finds you annoying and cancerous.
>>768659723
Actual rules. Nice. I should think of that.
>>>>768660360
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Isn't Shizuru that guy who constantly tries to talk with Syndra but ends up ignored? Poor lad
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I claim Elise from fire emblem fates
>>768660456
Do tell, why do you insist on pretending you're a different and totally unrelated person? Are you uncomfortable being yourself? You do know nobody is falling for it, right?
>>768660361
I figured it's been a while and i'd give it a whirl.
>>768659780
>>768660493
Cuck squad
>>768660456
shhh he thinks it's cool
wow the samefagging is palatable
>>768659466
>>768659769
woa, nope
I sleep
Claim my waifu
>>768660600
Then what? Meth?
>>768660695
definitely no
>>768660628
Here is your bed anon
I is waifu compre
>>768660538
Whats with people anon posting in here anyway? Its not subtle at all.
>>768660650
that's not a tranny it's just a man with long hair
>>768660717
Poor hampster.
>>768660710
Why not?
>>768660795
Yes of course spagetti
>>768660796
Like every tranny
>>768660795
As far as i can tell, it's just one salty spastic.
>>768660842
It's hard to know but what are they doing being so upset all the time. You need to relax sometimes. But maybe thats just me.
>>768659780
Unfucking believable this man spent the past 3 days of his life samefagging anonymously and spewing the same couple insults worse than someone from kindergarten would.
>>768660825
nah there is a difference in their penises and you can see it in that pic also
a feminine penis is soft, small, and cute. But the thing you notice most is how non-threatening and friendly it is. Every time it rises in greeting because it's happy to see you despite it not even having the vigor to go up the whole way anymore always puts a smile on your face. That earnest joy and pleasure it shows when you're around lets you know the girl really is in to you, too. With how lovable and inviting it is, you'll find that it quickly becomes your best friend in the whole world. For example, a slender, smooth penis, contrasted with a blunt and veiny member. A graceful penis. A receptive penis that does not aggressively penetrate but rather allows itself to be engulfed. And isn't dribbling semen reminiscent of a breast's warm milk? A nurturing penis, a penis like a doting mother.
>>768660943
traps are gay
trannies are abominations
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8TSo3lIK00
hype
Here they are.
Waifu Claiming Thread
Previous: I'm not pasting previous.
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing, or roll trips or higher.
>Keep RP/ERP to a minimum.
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No sexually explicit images
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>768660878
I think he somehow got it in to his head that he can drive me off.
>>768660889
I wonder if he was dropped as a child or something.
>>768661006
That will get auto-saged, just so you know.
>>768660943
That must be the gayest and dumbest thing I've heard this year..
Syndra? More like cuckdra haha
>some Anon insults him
>Gets offended
top kek
>>768661038
I know the exact terms "Waifu claiming thread" gets the OP saged, so I change the name obviously. If anything I will use what I originally did with the rules
>>768661006
Not sure if greentexting rules will help too much with the shitpostin
>>768661038
Well hes just wasting his time and shitting up the thread. I dont think you're gonna submit to such demands.
>>768660795
>>768660889
>>768661038
i think you guys are giving him too much attention, can I get overwatch btw?
>>768661098
Nope, i won't. Hell, i spent weeks in empty threads with nothing but a wall of bananas. If he thinks calling me a cuck or whatever is what will break me, the only thing eclipsing his stupidity is his ego.
>>768661052
>>768660977
ok, im so fucking sick of this meme, it needs to end once and for all. traps are not gay. I repeat, traps ARE NOT GAY. How idiotic do you have to be to think that they are? traps are probably even less gay than some women.
I understand why some people MIGHT consider traps to be gay, but once thinking about it i don't know why people wouldn't change their mind. traps look like women. WOMEN ARE NOT GAY. IF YOU FUCK SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOMEN, HOW IS THAT EVEN SLIGHTLY FUCKING GAY?
>mi loo
>thinking he's still relevant
Joj
>>768661157
Then what?
>>768661306
theyre a lil gay
>>768661213
No its not very good.
>>768661256
Yeah It was scat spammer and banana spammer for a while. I mean I dunno about the cuck stuff really. But I doubt a genuine cuck would give a fuck about it. and a non cuck would not give a fuck after the first six times.
>relevancy
laff
>>768661157
Mdma?
Only relevant people are the oldfags tbh
>>768661621
When does one become oldfag?
am I an oldfga yet
>>768661728
go back to /drg/
>>768661806
Ive seen them on trash
Not my taste
>>768660538
Maybe I should post the full rules for posterity.
>>768661006
Yeah that, only with waifu bread instead of claiming thread.
>>768661368
nothing!
>>768661517
nope
>>768661925
Why not the good ol' Waifu thingymajig claiming something thread
>>768662107
'Claiming' itself triggers autosage.
>Introduced my mum to anime through the normal side of it since she wanted to know what my hobbies are and thinks I'm depressed because I'm sitting in my room
>Violet Evergarden was the first series
>Actually likes it
>Watches the whole season
>Wants to watch more anime since it's done airing
>Introduce her to Kimi No Nawa
How long till she starts finding the weird side and how do I stop it from happening before I get her to understand that anime isn't just a weird fetish thing?
>>768662193
By introducing her to Ghibli
>>768661676
there is no such thing if you think like this >>768661621 you are mentally ill and must take a break from the interwebz
Anyone that rides a motorcycle should fuck off and die! I live in an apartment complex next to main road and I am fucking tired of hearing you little manlets ride your little crotchrockets, revving loud as fuck and penetrating my apartment with your shitty extensions to your 2 inch dicks!
t b h
You know, i just realized, i'll have been coming to 4chan periodically for over half of my life some time this year. (About 13 years, before someone starts calling me underaged fag)
Weird.
>>768662764
You've been drinking water for longer.
>>768662935
True, but much more mundane.
>>768663063
Is it really more mundane? REALLY?
Water is actually fucking great.
>>768662057
nope, was nothing. no substances at all
>>768663167
Now you're lying..
Claimed the love of my life.
Also claimed.
>>768663468
Lil Saya a cute. Not yet a rood.
>>768663538
Not a rood. She a cute.
>>768663578
Hiya Saya!
I think Aika-chan got me a tripcode I need to look for it.
>>768663688
>she a cute
She is!
How's yous?
>>768663688
Saya a rood. Constantly booping people without warning and without asking.
>>768663252
well it's private
Testing?
>>768663825
Lies and slander!
>>768663873
o-oh..
>>768663968
Fries and Salamander!
>the newfags think that I've been the only one shitposting
>>768663819
I'm good, thanks! I've been having lots of fun recently, it's exhausting. But fun. How're you, Sayayayaya?
>>768663825
Saya has a booping pass, I believe.
>>768664092
No one has a booping pass.
>>768663725
>>768663641
how do we fix this
>>768664092
Oh? What you been doing?
I'm pretty good. Slowly coloring these drills.
Man, imagine being so butthurt you blame all the bullying on your boogeyman samefagging.
Sad!
>>768664131
Yeah she does, and it's booping season.
>>768664257
Going on dates, getting along with my coworkers and stuff. What drills?
>>768664423
Shut the fuck up, nigger. This booping bullshit is even more autistic than Shizuru can ever be. It's tantamount to ERP and needs to stop.
>>768663968
are you sad? no sad
>>768664423
https://imgur.com/a/A3s2amL this dumb thing I'm drawing. Not really sure about the colors or what details I'll still add..
>>768664484
Was it good at least?
>>768664629
That's absolute fucking garbage. It looks like you're using a shitty version of blackingyourwaifu's style
>>768664629
at the time it was
Always.
>>768664423
Its not booping season.
>>768664483
The "booping bullshit" is edits of Saya sticking her hand in no-no zones, not ERP. You're an idiot, Mi Liu Ew.
>>768664629
Looks dangerous, but I like it! Send me the finished product on Disc when it's done?
>>768664701
Noted.
>>768664712
What was?
>>768664824
Sure! If it ever gets finished..
>>768664920
idk
>>768664822
Yeah it is.
>>768664920
Thanks, I really wanna see the finished product, it looks great so far.
scolded myself twice and elbowed my gut when I pulled my hand away from hot water...
>>768665308
You should be more careful
I mean scald* Ugh
/end blog
>>768665376
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Ugh I think I need a new set of legs and tummy. Uwu
>>768665349
No.
>>768665373
It got me real good. Once when I was cleaning my toilet and again when I was cooking breakfast this morning >_<
>>768665411
Me? or Sonokawa?
>>768665499
You came?
>>768665515
Nigger faggot, tfu.
>>768665539
Nigger faggot, tfu.
>>768665210
No its not. As the person who introduced booping, its not.
>>768665539
What? No I'm here.
I did my situps / squats and am feeling the price.
>>768665552
Can you please explain why you do this I'm unironically confused
What does tfu even mean
You're more annoying with this spam than Sono
>>768665591
The person who introduced hunting doesn't decide when hunting season is.
Night night /waifu/.
>>768665622
Oh I thought you, erm, never mind.
Are you trying to get beach body ready for summer?
>>768665682
I love you, have a goodnight.
>boops you
>>768665625
sono is a textbook psychopath and deserves it
>>768665732
Deserves what exactly?
Spam? How is that punishment in any way?
>>768665702
I'm too pale for the beach, I'm just trying to get more healthy.
What did you think it was?
>>768665308
So you made a name change in face book?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPToX5OHrPM
>>768664984
Do you have more?
>>768665210
Thanks. I'll probably finish it in a day or three.
>>768665817
Oh I see!
>what did you think it was
N-nothing!!
>>768665906
How did you know? I thought you blocked me
Good morning everyone
>>768665934
more what?
Sonokute give me a (you)
>>768665578
Nigger faggot, tfu.
>>768665702
Nigger faggot, tfu.
>>768666023
More cowbell
>>768665771
Nigger faggot, tfu.
>>768666019
Good morning!
How did you sleep?
>>768665993
Nigger faggot, tfu.
>>768666019
God I wish I was that towel on your neck
>>768666065
I can't spams (you)s on my phone, It's too hard
>>768666054
Who's the blonde?
>>768665993
I've only removed you, that's why I said you can add me back if you want.
>>768666019
Hello.
>>768666154
Nigger faggot, tfu.
>>768659723
>y those have $0!!?
>>768666154
ty <3
>>768666194
Do you think its a good idea?
>>768666219
LEAVE ME ALONE
>>768666281
>>768666281
>>768666281
>>768666281
>>768666281
I can do about this many
>>768666023
High things.
>>768666293
Or whatchu gonna do nigger boi?
>>768665993
Really? I doubt it was nothing, just tell me desu.
>>768666019
Good morning
>>768666309
Nigger faggot, tfu.
>>768666293
Find out or something
Too tired to think
>>768666449
You're just a bully with no life. What did I ever do to you?
>>768666455
I t-thought you c-came... yourself..
And that's why you n-needed a new pair of legs... and stuff
>>768666621
You're a tired twink?
reee so close
>>768666423
high? who's that?
>cuck liu actually posts 002 now in attempt to regain his lost love Shinoa back.
Weapons grade autism
>>768666643
Nigger faggot, tfu.
>>768666660
Nigger faggot, tfu.
>>768666116
First time I slept for longer than 7 hrs in more than a month... so great!
>>768666154
You silly :P
>>768666194
>>768666455
Morning to ya as well. Got any plans for today?
>>768666680
Nigger faggot, tfu.
>>768666700
Nigger faggot, tfu.
>>768666876
That's good! Probably needed that
How come you've been sleeping so short?
Also, you have no idea how glad I am to see you posting right now, pretty garbage thread atm
>>768666660
I slept for two hours.
>>768666876
I need sleep or something to relieve whatever stress I'm feeling.
>>768666643
Huh? Oh like that...
Heh.
>>768666876
Just doing some laundry and finished with exercises. Though I feel like I could do some more. not sure if thats smart though
I know it's a post early but
>>768667170
>>768667170
>>768659723
c-claimed..
i finally learned how to socialize.. atleast on the internet
