>be me >dad kicked me out the house >newly homeless
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>be me
>dad kicked me out the house
>newly homeless
>clothes don’t look too bad
>idea.jpg
>walk into Walmart, grab cart
>go to microwaves
>grab display model
>go to canned food
>grab ravioli
>find plugin at back of electronics section
>have container and fork from when I left
>Realize I didn’t get a can opener
>fuckinghell.png
>come back with opener
>quietly open can
>dump in container
>Set microwave to 2:50, walk off
>browsing frozen foods
>realize I could do that too
>return to outlet
>take ravioli in bathroom
>eat while crying like a miserable slob
>finish eating
>wash container in bathroom sink
>use little panhandling money to buy can opener
That’s how I stayed alive for 2 years /b/. More stories of my homeless ass?
Go on
Oh boy
yes moar
>>768647050
Please, sir, regale us with more stories from the memoirs entitled "Shit that Never Happened."
I'm going to reserve this idea for if I ever become homeless, thanks OP.
moar
>>768647050
liked story 10/10.
thx anon.
>more?
more.
how did you dig yourself out after those 2 years?
I was homeless for 6 months.
Here's the story.
>Be 18, kicked out of home and numerous sober livings for doing drugs and huffing air duster.
>in my homeless career, I probably huffed 200-250 cans, days where I would do 10 cans
>meet 70 year old nigger that had throat cancer
>he walks up to me and asks me if I have change
>say "I'm homeless too, I don't have money either.
>hang out with nigger for a while
>ask him if he knows where I can get heroin
>says yes, but basically says "only if you let me suck your dick"
>politely decline his kind offer
>says "good, I was testing you"
>lolok.jpeg
>hang out for while longer
>he says he knows where to get crack
>why not?
Continue?
>>768648037
This sounds more believable. Cut the "Cont?" crap and get on with it, we're listening.
>parents kicking their kids outa their homes.
Why do parents do this? When you grow old you usually want to have people look after you, take care of you, etc so having kids is a great solution, give them a life, they help you when you're older. If you kick them out, especially in this day and age, they are gonna resent you and hate you and never want to see you again, dooming your elder days to be lonely. The fuck are they thinking?
>nigger "teaches" me a full course on pan handling
>we grab a few 40's to "loosen up" so we can pan handle better
>we get money
>ask this newlywed couple walking out of a fine dining establishment for money
>we scare the shit out of them, and they give us their leftover steak out of panic and run
>no forks, just eat out of the box with hands like savages.
>we eventually get enough money
>nigger says he doesn't wanna show me where he gets his crack, so we walk back to his tent.
>in the middle of a small patch of woods.
>under an underpass.
>At midnight.
More?
>>768648382
How do you suppose continued coddling and parenting turns into adult human beings?
Thats how you get NEETs.
>>768648462
>Cut the "Cont?" crap and get on with it, we're listening.
>>768648501
I can agree that there is some point where you have to kick a kid outa their home if they arent making any effort to move out, get a job, etc, I mainly have a problem with the parents who kick their kids out when they turn 18, 19, etc. Had a friend who had that happen to him in his final year of school, poor bastard. at least he was able to go live at his girlfriends place since her parents were sympathetic
>>768647050
More pls
>nigger tells me to stay in the tent.
>"why?"
>it turns out that his neighbor in the text next door was a paranoid psychopath, and that he has a gun.
>this is when I realized what I got myself into...
>"o-okay".
>he leaves and comes back in 30 minutes, with crack.
>decent sized rocks, for a good bargain.
>he pulls out his crack stem and tells me in order for me to get some, he wants to watch porn on my phone.
I'm posting multiple posts because I don't want thread to die
>be me
>be 18
>only had my dad
>tell him I want to become a girl
>he kicks me out at gun point
>it's dead of summer in Nevada
>only had a pair of swim trunks on and a white shirt
>didn't let me take anything but my wallet with id
>had 100 bill in wallet
>as he has his shot gun pointed at me he forces me barefoot onto the street and says keep walking faggot and never come back
>I walk into town, no one gives me a ride
>feet are burnt
>go to thrift store to buy flip flops
>get kicked out for no shoes
>ask people to buy me 99cent flip flops and I'll repay them
>ended up giving my entire 100 bill to an old lady
>she comes out with flip flops and only 80 of my 100 bucks left
>walk to bank and break 80 down into small bills
>walked to bus stop
>got on heading north
>cried all the way to Reno
>slept in an ally covered in a trash bag to hide from bums
>next day took bus to Oregon
>ended up in Portland
>again spent night in garbage bag by a dumpster
>next day had a monster energy and a mc muffin
>took bus to Seattle
>coldest place I could find that wasn't the fucking desert of Nevada
>slept on a bus bench
>woke up by police
>arrested
>charged with vagrancy
>saw judge
>fined $25 dollars
>officially couldn't buy even a bag of chips
>went to homeless shelter
>had a bath and got "fresh" clothes
>scrawny pale gamer long haired trap faggot me on a cot around 30 drunk drug addict men
>got raped that night
>found lgbt clinic next day
>bore my soul to them about my insane week of he'll
>they helped me get on hormones via informed consent, on no income health care, and gave me a stack of papers I could file to change my legal name and sex to female
>they lie for all their patients and wrote a letter saying I've been living as a girl for over 2 years and within the next day i had turned in my paper work to the court
>still legally male had to sleep at men's shelters
>night 4 in Seattle and I was giving head in a car for $10
Continue?
>>768648938
More I live in seattle
>>768648037
>says "good, I was testing you"
>>768648938
continue and don't ask to continue
>>768648938
Why would you tell your homophobic dad that before you were able to move out?
>I hesitantly agree
>he no joke types in "big bbws xoxo"
>He clicks on the first link and proceeds to light the crack while it loads.
>he has me hold the phone while he smokes.
>he hands me the shit and while I smoke, he holds the phone over my face.
> mfw we platonically smoke crack together for 30 minutes, laying down next to each other.
>after we finished all the shit, he head out from the woods and hit the town once more
>we steal some alcohol and head to meet up with his buddies.
>I meet all of his hobo friends and we stereotypically smoke cigs and drink.
>it was about 4 am when I decided I was getting tired
>say by to them
>nigger tells me to meet him at the park tomorrow at 9 am to hang out more
>go walk another mile
>find nice little panera bread to sleep in front of
>never hang out with him again, nor go anywhere near that park.
>>768648382
because they are usually drug addicts or huge faggots like OP
Cont.
>be 18
>parents find weed in dresser
>ultra Christian parents kick me out
>end up panhandling
>do the stealing ravioli from Walmart shit
>just barely staying alive on that
>discover Xanax is really popular on the street
>have another idea
>buy loads of extra strength Tylenol from CVS
>also buy orange bottles
>scrape off branding on pills
>pack into bottles, head to the hood
>selling niggers endless supplies of Tylenol extra strength for like 40 dollars a bottle
>would avoid the part of town I sold in for at least a month to avoid getting shot or stabbed or some shit
>I was selling at most 4 bottles a day
>that’s a lot of money for a guy who was panhandling and stealing ravioli to survive two weeks before
>Meet another guy in a similar situation to me
>says someone conned him at a casino and lost his job, then his car, then his house, then ends up in a homeless shelter
>feelsbadman.jpg
>tell him about my situation
>leave out the Xanax conning
>him and I are still best friends today
>>768648938
>bought 9 cans of soup with the money and bided my time
>took a month of living on the streets to get court date
>got a women's shirt, hoodie, and ripped skinny jeans from dumpster diving
>got as clean as i could and went to court
>turns out just a clerk stamped my shit and boom, legally a female and with a name I PICKED OUT
>take stuff to DMV, get new id
>take temp id to woman's shelter
>thank fuck
>women's shelter nice as shit, mostly battered wives and run away teen girls
>smelled like fish but otherwise no men to rape my boi pucci
>got a room with a schizo 19 year old
>she right away called me out as a boy, I showed her my Id
Continued
>>768649385
Sorry, he typed "big bbw xxx"
>>768649427
Signing off to sleep in a comfortable bed tonight. Keep the thread up /b/tards, I’ll post more tomorrow
>be me 19
>Go to sweden to do university education
>Have swedish citizenship, can speak the language and all
>Figure I will find a job through making friends and looking around, like always
>8 months by and after many interviews and applications, and attempts at making friends, i realize it's not happening
>Realize they don't hire foreigners here and that's kind of why they've been chuckling as I walk in the door
>On top of that they have a burning but silent hatred of anyone they percieve as americans
>I'm all out of savings
>Haven't eaten in days
>Go into the woods, go to an ant pile and collect a jar of ants
>Put ants on baking sheet, roast them
>Not really filling me up
>Go catch some bumble bees
>Same process
>This goes on a few times until I'm tired of the time it takes. I have studies to do.
>Go online and research how to catch hares
>Set out 6 traps
>Are unsuccessful the first 2 times
>Third time i find one stuck in the trap
>Never done this before but am hungry so I pick up a rock and bludgeon it to death
>Skin it in the apartment attic, hoping no one walks in, and store the meat
>This goes on through the summer.
>Definitely not shit to do during the summer. Everyone's on vacation. Place is like a ghost town.
>Wild berries start growing though so I could live off them too
>>768649503
>she didn't believe me but said she would keep quiet
>told her I've been abused by men ever since being kicked out
>she sympathized and we became friends
>we hit up everywhere with freebies and for a second I felt like I had a friend
>she showed me the city and it was amazing
>3 weeks after meeting her she killed herself with a razor blade in the janitors closet
>never cried so hard in all my life, she was cremated and her parents didn't pick up the remains, the city disposed of them
>at this point I was on hormones for 2 months and was looking rather feminine
>decided to live the life she couldn't
Continued
>>768649798
>Haven't eaten in days
>Go into the woods, go to an ant pile and collect a jar of ants
Found the nigger
>>768649503
I'd tell you to kill yourself but statistically you are very likely to be already planning to.
>>768648938
>they helped me get on hormones via informed consent
so you're homeless and can't even buy food or clothes but you need those hormones huh?
>>768649927
Bamp
>>768649927
Fucking shut up, you walking, talking garbage sack
>>768650064
We all know it's bait, but I like wasting the bait poster's time.
>>768649963
They were free
>>768649956
Lemme finish
>>768649927
>I hit up all the shitty entry level jobs
>got an opening at a department store sticking shelves
>shit pay but it was enough to get a rented room
>pooled my money and bought a geo metro with low miles
>got new tires and had it detailed and painted at a discount car shop
>felt really proud of myself, had a decent cute car, a room, got a kitten and named it Alice after my only friend who an heroed
>signed up for community college
>FAFSA paid for it all, even got an extra $1500 for books and a laptop
>got a laptop and a smartphone
>quit my job and worked at the campus
>year passes and I'm mostly done with general education
>finally decided to live full time as a girl, already had b cup breasts and a curvy body from hormones
Continued
>>768649918
>Sweden hates Americans
Oh, THIS lie again...
>>768650365
Poast breasts pls
And cock
>>768650365
This better end with you being Sarina Valentina otherwise I'mma find you and make look back on sucking dick for 10 dollars fondly
>>768650365
>living in Seattle as a wagecuck
>owning a vehicle
Pick one, asshole.
>>768647050
>steals food
>bought can opener
You dumb nigger walk into the welfare office like the rest of your kind and ask for some gib me dats
Unless you're white then yeah i understand
White people are being wiped out in their own countries and aren't doing fuck all aboot it
>>768650365
>ended up transferring to university of Seattle with a major in buisness marketing
>grants and scholarships paid my way
>year passes
>in a dorm, have a new Subaru, internship, and most of all a bf that has a house and my kitty got to live there since not allowed in dorm
>we chill 3 days a week, it's magical
>FEEL happy as fuck, life is going great
>a year into our relationship he tells me that he can't see me anymore because he fell in love with a girl that can give him children, oh and he kept my cat
>about to leave school and had to sell my car to break even
>graduated with honors
>got a decent job downtown
>stressful but made friends with group of female co workers
>never mentioned im trans, live deep stealth
>have apartment and job but no hobbies and no bf except for a string of recent one night stands with guys I met off /b/
Pic is me
>>768650365
tits with timestamp
>>768650722
get another kitty and stop being a whore
>>768650722
Dick, or you are a woman. Same timestamp card
>>768650721
Fake news
>>768650813
I'm flattered that you think I'm a woman
>>768647050
jom corry
>>768650870
Well obviously I can't see your fucking face now can I? You sure do got the intelligence of a woman there.
>>768650925
Well yeah I've been on female hormones for 5 years
tranny hijacked thread of great homeless stories. great.
hi 17 year old boy interested in taking hormone pills here. what was your transition like and how were the results
>>768650996
Fuck off tranny fags this is a homeless thread
>>768650976
>Be me
>Have bad string of luck at age 22
>Lose car drunk driver
>Apartment catches fire
>Girlfriend leaves me for being degenerate
>No family
>No friends
>End up sleeping on the streets
>Meet kindly hobo who sees I'm not in the life
>We split peach schnapps and tell our stories
>He was alot like me, only his problem was losing his father
>He spends time teaching me not only how to survive, but thrive as a hobo
>Suddenly, on my second winter out,he's getting sick
>As a rule we stay away from shelters
>Fuck it, you ain't dying today, old man
>Drag his ass over the cold sleet to the shelter
>The heat and food give him some life back
>He smiles and says let's rape this faggot
>We run a train on some fucking tranny wannabe
>>768650722
When you have sex, so you like to plow asshole or get your asshole plowed?
>>768651173
I think ur mad that I a tranny was able to make something of myself and you're still a nigger on welfare
>>768651356
Lemme see the dick.
>>768647596
>a plebbitor once came to /b/ and made a funny post
here's a good one
>>768651294
You raped a Shelter volunteer?
A male?
What a bunch of faggots.
Kys
>>768651312
I'm a bottom only, getting vaginoplasty soon
>>768651356
>make something of myself
>take hormones for free
>go to college for free
>suck a bunch of dicks
post asshole
>>768650722
>>768651356
dude, from a straight guy, your body looks absolutely fantastic, how do girls even have a chance anymore.
continue the homeless stories but hey mr. TARP, post some pics.
do you have a dick or a slit?
post noods, I'm honestly curious what your body looks like after the hormones for that long.
Have you had any surgeries like breast implants or dickus removicus?
>>768651441
>vaginoplasty
fucking gross dude. guys that like traps want to see your fem penis not get hard but leak cum when you're getting anal
fake pussy is 0/10
>>768651356
did you ever get back in contact with your dad?
>>768651385
the only thing holding me back is loosing my dick lol
>>768651452
body, sure
>crazy as fuck probably suicidal
>ugly man face, broad shoulders, and big man hands, feet not cute, smells like a guy, ugly voice
i'd fuck a trap but they're pretty shit tier compared to actual girls aesthetically
>>768651545
There it is folks.
boobs?
>>768651452
This.
I have friends working and living in Thailand and my rule for detecting Ladyboys is, when a girl is looking a bit to good.
But sadly I'm straight, so I can't settle for a super chill 10/10 bro character tranny
>>768650721
>come from war torn country where bombings happen constantly
>one day eating mama's favorite dirt soup recipe because no one has money but the oil barons and terrorists
>watch a child on the street die and his decapitated head flies in through my window and lands in my dirt soup
>fuck it, I'm done
>move to canada, the friendliest, calmest country on earth so I can escape war and hopefully get my wounds and diseases treated because of socialized medicine
>government even gives me money so I can get a start on living a good life
>things are looking up, ahmed
>lazy Canadian writes article about how hard his life is and how I get too much money
>even though the "average" here is likely a mathematical inconsistency with several outliers and lacks citation
>browsing 4chan one day and reading a thread about homeless stories
>anon posts screenshot of said article
>i feel so bad I immediately suicide myself. Allah forbid I ever make more money than a white man
>go to heaven and see all of my friends and relatives who died during the daily terrorist attacks
>"you did the right thing, Ahmed. no one who looks like you should ever make more money than a white man. regardless of the horrible life you led before immigrating or the racism you would face in job application and housing markets and social sector"
>oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>768651441
You're never gonna fool anyone with the inside-out cock, kill yourself
>>768651545
Disappointed to say the least. I mean it's not the worst I've seen but that's one ugly penis
>>768651603
im sure it cant be that bad
kill your self stupid nigerfag
>>768651646
>, when a girl is looking a bit to good.
this is so wrong, i watch trap porn all the time and actually girly traps are hard as fuck to find. all the thai ladybois look like ugly girls at best
you're just gay as fuck my dude
>>768651356
I think they are just jelly they dont have a fine piece like you in their lives
>>768651545
Don't get the surgery, your odds of killing your self will skyrocket
>>768651639
Sure
>>768651538
Nope, not until I'm married and have a home, then I will fly down and show him the new me and then tell him he will die in a state ran old folks home and probably die in a pool of his own feces
>>768651786
That's the spirit.
>>768651722
>implying a guy can ever compare to a slim petite girl with cute feet and a naturally feminine voice
traps are just trying to be girls. girls are actually girls. fucking shocker. i like traps but notice how they're always hiding there heads and wearing clothes that cover their hands and shit
its because there shoulders look masculine and there hands are ugly
>>768651786
Your father will shoot and kill you kek
>>768651786
Your boobs are cute.
>>768651659
I know this is bait but you’re such a goddamn faggot.
>>768651659
This is some solid bait, at least a 4/7.
>shitskin refugee with more money than they can hope to spend moves to a white country
>gets free money from the host nation's government
>says it's been earned
>>768651786
>ugly boobs
>bad skin
>beer gut
if the ass isn't good this is a low tier trap
>>768651786
7/10 dick btw, but
>one night stands with guys off /b/
>marriage
what the fuck are you on about
your boobs look cute but bad angle so hard to tell
>>768651834
K thanks senpai
>>768651835
kek
>>768651834
yeah but not many chicks are slim and petite with cute feet.
Most of the chicks these days are overweight or just plain ugly.
>>768651737
>I can't find it on a porn site that means you're wrong
Nigga what
>>768651786
do like a full body naked shot, im really curious.
Do you plan on getting breast implants?
and fuck it, I wanna see what your face looks like. I'm straight but your body ain't bad.
>>768651930
yea we do kinda have to see ass
>>768650435
Its a lie because swedes dont hate meritatds...everyone hates them
bitch show us the ass hole thot
Most people find vaginoplasty very unattractive. Why not just stay the way you are? All attraction to trans people goes out the window for me when surgeries come in. But I guess it's about what makes you happy
>>768651786
I've fucked a number of girls with smaller boobs than you. Were you a very feminine male before? Your body looks really convincing. Is your adams apple or face a giveaway?
>>768650064
Calling bait completely ruins the bait and encourages newfags to be on the lookout for said bait and ruins the fun
You are policing fun
You are a cunt
Leave
>>768651954
>99% of traps are shit tier as fuck
>Bro if the girls are super hot they have a dick lmao
you can always tell its a guy by the shoulders and hands. if not for that the jaw
a 10/10 trap is so rare saying that traps are hotter than girls just confirms your homosexuality. nothing wrong with that but they'e not hotter than girls. some are just on par
yo can we please see a full body pic? (nude)
>>768652000
that is a really good feminine ass
>>768652000
That's a nice ass. Not into traps but your actually pretty cute.
>>768652187
Take a flying suck at my ass, you guys have been nothing but rude to me
>>768647050
thats funny because the way you told the story it sounded like one day
>>768652232
>rude
penis or not she a thot
this is the nicest ive seen 4chan
>>768652232
You deserve it.
>>768652290
Yeah, dunno why the bitch has to get all uppity about us being rude. This is like 2/10 heat.
>>768648938
I'm so sorry you had to go through that. My heart goes out to you. I'm in Portland and I'd give you a place to stay if I could. Also I wonder if we've met.
>>768652290
Many people are hoping to fuck the trap rape bait
>>768652232
not really its been pretty half and half
p.s reply to concerns about surgery. Why nibba why
why would you post to /b/ looking for nice people
>>768651786
Not if I'm there surrogating as the son he never had. Off yourself, you fucking faggot. You will never be a real woman.
kiilllll ur self fagtarded whore ass thoty bitch
be me
post to b
forget to free text
spell check changes greentext to free text
mfw
Are you nervous about having the surgery?
>>768651835
This, haha you're as good as dead you ugly tranny.
yea kill ur self right back at ya m8
>>768650722
Fucking faggot you make me sick
>>768652290
this.
If you think we're being rude you need a shot of testosterone to quit that bullshit emotional thinking.
Can you post like a full body pic, clothed and naked?
You could definitely pass as a woman.
Did you have to train yourself to talk like a woman or did the hormones do that?
>>768652290
exactly, only like two people told them to kill them self. that's exceptionally low for 4chan standards
>>768652232
no I havent, cant speak for the other inbreds here
also is that you?
Youre cute as fuck #stillstraight
>>768652385
There is a difference between trans-women and "real" women, but that doesn't imply there is anything wrong with transgenders :3
boi i got ur mom LOW
>>768651294
Hahahah fucking BASED
>>768652457
well two more people said to in the time i posted that, that's more like it
op is MIA
>>768652232
What did you expect, you disgusting faggot. You deserve every bit of it.
>>768652232
Keep going anon.
smoke doggy nut fag!
doggy nut?
>>768651441
nah dont do that it isnt worth it just keep the dick you'll never be a real women so dont mutilate yourself
wtf is a doggy nut? an insult?
>>768647050
>hey nons, look here, a nice glitch!!!
>>768652290
Far from nicest, I've been in some genuinly heartwarming breads through the years, but it isn't ruder than the norm
yea bitch suck my doggy nut clout
>>768652477
>that doesn't imply there is anything wrong with transgenders
That's what you think
>>768652533
That's 'cause this thread got taken over by a tranny.
>>768652660
Tranny and traps are just sexual toys. That's all they will ever be.
bitch say doggy nut one more time
>>768652090
>DOGGY NUT.
>>768651940
Im sorry you got raped thats terrible
you mother fucking nigger
stupid moralfag gtfo
>>768652232
I'll remember you.
>>768652716
>know some faggot that became a gril/trap
>literally within 3 weeks he's already trying to kill himself
>>768652758
>terrible
he probably came from the anal pounding as any good sissy would. doubt it was that terrible for him
remember who
now THIS is a trap you dimwitted skank
>>>768648644
wait u dont mean your gona kill your self right?
>>768652232
Youre pretty cute i think it'd be cool to date a tranny take her out on the town guys thinking im with some hot chick but only me and xer know the truth then i take her home and fuck xer in the ass of course you could never meet my parents i wont be seen as a queer in the eyes of my father no matter how little i care about his opinion i just wont do it
>>768652232
yyYYYESSSS
tellem
i don't know why you were giving them shit in the first place though
these fuckers are always so fucking rude
>>768652290
4chan is always rude as fuck to women. especially traps. just because they're usually worse doesn't mean that they're being nice, and doesn't mean they deserve shit from her.
>>768652820
Fucking someone in the ass takes of prep work i doubt what happened to ole boy was in anyway enjoyable
>>768651356
>>768651545
>>768651940
>>768652232
You're better than this. There's gotta be a better place than /b/, you don't deserve to be talked to like people here will talk to you. Please, find a healthier community.
>>768652967
>her
>>768653001
Exactly that is no way to treat a lady
>>768653008
>being a retard
you dumb cunt 4chan is supost to be anonymous so if someone reviles there identity its their fault
>>768652968
shit loosens up, once you're in there its good to go
he at least got a boner absolute minimum
>>768650722
If your story is true. Your friend would be very proud of you. I hope you realize how important those organizations are. Please donate some portion of your earnings.
>>768652845
Kayla, the fucking tranny that has ruined this thread for everyone.
>>768653001
No, the tranny needs to know she should suck our dicks then kill himself
>>768653008
Its fun to play pretend
>>768653045
The only person here who should kill themselves are people like you. The world is a worse place because you exist. Figure it out and off yourself, all you do is bring misery to others you subhuman piece of shit.
i agree 4chan is not the place for ladies
>>768653026
>projecting this much
>>768653034
Fuck bro sounds like maybe you and me should try it sometime
wait Kayla like the legendary Kayla?
>>768653068
>ladies
He wishes
I think Kayla is just a masochist that likes to be talked to like shit because she's just into degradation and humiliation. The only reason I can conceive of a transwoman coming here and telling her story to a bunch of assholes.
Lol good job anontranny im glad you have pulled your shit together and are doin you. Just keep at it, remember to live for you and if it gets to much you can always kill yourself. Same as the rest of the people on 4chan.also tell us about how u got raped in the homeless shelter
>>768652000
fake, i saw this a couple days ago on /b/
>>768653068
skank can either toughen up or fuck off. 4chan camwhores are ironclad and battle hardened
its like throwing meat to the lions, don't blame the animals when you get an arm ripped off
>>768653066
Goddamn right. I love making people sad and weepy. You should remember that totally terrible thing that happened to you, and know I'd laugh if I knew what happened to you
>>768653106
i'm speaking from experience. ive never been fucked with lube. in fact its less enjoyable with
>>768653162
>her
>>768653171
What a queer
>>768652501
>>768652660
I said IMPLY
idiot
>>768653208
yeah, you're a psychopath.
>>768653219
Aight bro so like how be we try it you and me
Who the fuck is this Kayla slut and why should I give a fuck what some fucking he-she does?
>>768650722
very happy and proud for you anon! you turned your life around despite your awful dad and you even ended up with a hot bod!
>>768652232
what the fuck do you expect coming here?
now fuck off roastie
>>768653291
Dont flatter him he's just a pathetic loser who sees you calling him a psycho as a compliment
>>768653291
And you're a weepy whiny tranny locving cunt. The world will never hold your hand, and the majority of people are like me. Deal with it. Or kill yourself.
>>768652716
Not really. Feminity is just part of their personality. What's sexual about wearing cute clothes or listening to girly music while you clean your room or something?
>>768653008
yes her
Stupid bitch :)
prove your the real kayla i know almost everthing about her.
>>768653344
why do you like hurting people?
>>768653350
Whatever you say, mister fucked 14 dudes in 3 months cause I'm totally not a toy for men cause all transexuals are just sex toys cause I say so
she was an anonymous elite who was good in the glory days
It's a funny world we live in.
>>768653395
Pain is the treatment to weakness. We need less weakness and it seems like these faggots would like more of it.
Cbf to do a greentext, but one time I got fucked by a 40 yr old tranny. Like dick in ass fucked in a dirty shower fucked at 5am fucked
>>768653416
>she
It's like half the people in this thread have been lobotamized, kek
>>768653415
obvious troll is obvious, lol nice try tho
>>768653342
Bets I've done more great things in the last two years the you have in your whole life. And btw, being a half a fag in drag doesn't count as great things
>>768653447
Ok tough guy
>>768647050
Here's a homeless story, but I'm not greentexting:
Moved my gf in with our 2 kids
House, dog, picket fence, good job
Start my own business
Travel
Life is good
One day wife decides to be a drug whore
Fighting constantly
Tore family apart
I'm depressed so the business fails
She's such a bitch that I say she wins
Give her house and 2 cars
Take the bucket car
Drive to a new city
Sleep on friends couch when not sleeping in car
No job, but have guitar
Play guitar on the streets
Mfw only people give me money are other homeless people
Didn't his for about 3 months until ex called to say power and gas is off because she's lazy af and didn't pay any bills
Collect kids and rebuild life
10 years later kids are good, have the house and 3 cars now
Now a days, when asked for change from homeless, I say I don't have any but I have time which is more precious and ask how are they are doing, share stories, and try to help in some way.
>>768653492
Yes, I'm a troll cause I'm pointing out a very real thing this tranny did. Bad troll, bad.
>>768653514
How about I fuck you til you love me faggot?
dude is this is the real kayla...
Fucked up my hotel bookings and was homeless in Charleston SC during the Eclipse. I just slept on a bench. Their mosquitos absolutely raped me in the ass. I hung around cafes during the day, and tried to find fat college girls to let me sleep over at night. 0/10 would not recommend
>>768653502
Oooh sure you have bud
>>768653447
We're not in that world anymore where the world needs to be like that. Humans are advancing into something much, much more than we used to be. You can't have any kind of evolution if you cling to old world ideas like that. Only stagnation. We will stay in a world that is basically hell when we could make a heaven.
>>768653541
That'd be great
>be me
>turn 18
>deadbeat dad who doesn't want to share his disability checks kicks me out
>walk twenty feet across the street and break into a summer home that I know will be empty for at least four more months
>water, gas, and electricity are all on because the owner is too fucking lazy to shut them off between renters
>fridge is even reasonably well stocked
>use this place as a base of operations while looking for a job
>find one at a casino in about two weeks
>make enough money to save up for a car and an apartment before my four month time limit is up
>this was about five years ago and I now make $56k a year
>saw my dad for the first time last week since he kicked me out
>he's basically a glorified bum now that he has no one to cook his meals or regulate his drinking
>"H-Hey boy, you're looking good. Y-Y'know, I sure could use a kickback. You know, for all those years I supported you?"
>true, being my father, he put food in my belly and a roof over my head for eighteen years
>he was also an abusive alcoholic (still is, I suppose) who cheated on my mother
>she lives in a different state and was no more willing to help me out than he was, FYI
>I told him I'd think about it and walked away
What do you think I should do, /v/? He doesn't have my number but I do have is, so really I could string him along as long as I want, and quite frankly I'm not feeling a great swell of pity for him.
>She
>>768653551
Ive heard about that gang called the mosquitoes youre lucky to be alive last guy i heard ran into em got raped to death
>>768653564
The best part about me and not you, is I don't need others validation. But it's still a fact, you're the absolute trash of this world, and I'm great. You should listen to lil dickys song white dude cause it describes me
>>768653596
Honestly fuck em he made his own bed
>if you take the smooth you gotta take the rough
>>768653643
Hahahah fuck youre funny
>>768653572
My heaven is your hell. I long to be a freedom fighter in Rhodesia or a warlord in chad. Hell, I'd settle for a world where a man can absolutely beat the piss outta those who opposed him. One day, it'll be my day. And your going to kill yourself to spare yourself the pain
wait who is Kayla the trany girl or someone else
>>768653721
What size fedora do you wear?
>>768653715
I know, I'm charismatic too. How's life knowing you are shit compared to (well, everyone but especially) me?
>>768653596
let him die alone, if u give him something he will always come back for more. If u can move into another state so you dont have to bother again with him
wait does that mean she made the Seattle story up?
>>768653756
>Man wants Rhodesia back
>You call him a fedora tipper
You know nothing of the world if you don't want Rhodesia.
T. /K/ommando
>>768653780
Let see a pic of you, you Adonis
>>768653596
Mix some pills with his beer and murder him. Take him to his house and leave the body there among the rest of empty bottles and the empty can of pills.
It will look like a suicide and nobody is going to care to investigate further. Depending on his debt situation, check he has a will; maybe you can fabricate one to take the land.
>>768653721
Lol wow, you're actually more delusional than any tranny I've ever met.
>>768653756
I don't know, I only where your mother muff to cover my bald spot
>>768653817
Piss off
>>768653848
Whoa, calm down, Trigger. I can't say I feel a huge amount of love for my old man, but I don't hate him enough to kill him either.
>>768653862
I have 2 dads
>>768653855
I find that hard to believe, seeing as we have one in the thread who thinks she's hot, when in fact she's not.
>>768653896
One of your dad's is a mum to the other dad
>>768653894
So you are a garbage human being who is also spineless. 60 percenter. That's you to the core
>>768653910
What are you, 15?
>>768653863
Offer still stands, how about I fuck you til you love me, faggot?
>>768650839
>$1400 x 12 + $2500
>almost 20k
>make more than 2/3rds the average working person's cash for doing nothing
Lole
>>768653935
So you put my papa geno's nut bag on your head?
>>768653967
Older and much much greater than you. I find it very hard to believe you can be this stupid. Are you a professional moron or a gifted amateur?
>>768653964
I'm a spineless, garbage human being because I will not poison my father and forge paperwork to steal his disability check.
Heh.
>>768653991
Nigga that would be good
>>768653541
GAIIIIIIY
>>768654025
If you know a better way to keep my head warm, I'm all ears and one nutsack
>>768654043
>You will die alone very soon with no one to mourn you because you are a tranny and shit human
How does that make you feel? How do you feel when you see the normal people with happy lives?
>>768654034
You talk like such a fedora tipping edgy incel. I bet you've never had sex without paying for it if you're even over 18.
Mfw thats not a real trap and all of those pictures were from trap threads earlier this evening. I can vouch because i lurk trap threads on the reg (who doesn't like some femcock)
>>768654043
I cannot believe what I've just read. You young man should be ashamed of yourself! Did they not teach you RESPECT where you come from? Cuz you know what they teach me? How to extract information from people like you.
>>768654122
Oh, that's cute. When in doubt, call them a virgin. That's quite the in Vogue insult, if not a bit played out.
Once again, I'm older and greater than you, always have been, always will be.
>>768654115
I've never seen a happy person with a normal life. The world is full of disgusting misery and every single person in it - yourself included - is living garbage with zero positive aspects and a future guaranteed to be nothing but abject failure.
>>768653001
Get fucked white knight
>>768654169
no one with any level of greatness would spend any time here.. Only bored people with mental health issues come here. If you're here, it means you're fucked in the head one way or another.
>>768651421
He's talking about the homeless trap in this thread
>>768654186
Completely wrong, cause my life is fucking amazing. I'm normal though, so obviously I have a leg up on you. Do tell me about how the world is so hard for you, and how you'll make the normies pay
>>768654142
Straight people
>>768654224
>No normal people come here
Oh, 2014 called, 4chan is mainstream. You are so fucking delusional if you think 4chan is the same place it once was. But I can't blame you. If I had to compare myself to me while living your life, I'd also not believe what I was seeing
>>768651786
face?
>>768654247
Your life is not amazing. You are a sad, desperate loser who spends time on /b/ in order to distract himself from the crushing reality that just right outside of his door is an uncaring world ready to chew you up and spit you out. You can postpone it but eventually it will catch up too you, and that is the day I will see a news report about some fat, unwashed nobody dead in the streets, and absolutely no one cares.
Ok here's my story guiz
>be me, a gay nigger faggot
>tell dad I want to shave my taint hair and wear it on my chin as a goatee.
>he lolz and then sucks my nips til I shit my pants
CON'T??
>>768650722
faggot kys
>>768653596
help him out, dont be a faggot.
Get more confidence, and some will power, go get stronger so you can defend yourself against other dudes.
Oh wait, that was the past. Now you just yell victim and go get free college and shit.
Remind me again of all these privileges I'm supposed to have as a white dude?
>>768654326
Ah, do go on. I love how you are completely off base with every single description of me. I mean, I know you are wrong, and to see you spasm over this is great. Makes me feel even greater
>>768654306
I mean I have a loving gf but oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>768654407
We will always run the world. And daddy musk gunna make sure we run Mars too
>>768652232
You're grouping all anons into the same place, some of us are nice a fuck.
Y u stereotyping us all?
>>768653817
Bruh wanting to be a white colonizer in Africa is fedora as fuck.
>>768654407
Pretend to be a woman, white man
>>768654433
You are lying to yourself. I cannot change this behavior; I can only bring awareness too it. You have nothing, you've achieved nothing, and in a few short months you will be homeless or dead - likely both.
>>768654488
Cause he's a retarded faggot.
>>768653596
help him out, you dont know what it means to be a parent even a dead beat parent.
> it took will power and sacrifice to not just let you die as a baby.
>>768651786
>until I'm married and have a home
i would gladly marry you and grow old with you in a sweet cozy home anon,you look gorgeous and must have balls of steel to endure all that you told us,but as long as i have a wife with a cock, do not mutilate yourself please
>>768654519
Completely wrong, once again. You'll notice that despite your repeating attempts at baiting me, I'm not faultering. It's because I'm great, and youre not.
>>768654542
kek literal balls
>>768654542
She already lopped off the balls, there is no point
>>768653551
christ. Whiteboy is "homeless" for a day
>>768654505
Yeah, what does jerking off a tranny in a 4chan thread make the rest of these people? Chad's?
Taking people's shit is the exact opposite of a fedora tipper
>>768654584
You are faltering simply by responding too me. You know I'm right and you are desperately struggling and scraping to convince me to stop reminding you of the fact that in the back of your mind you know is true, but you have pushed it back for so long in order to maintain your delusional world view.
Do you have a nice house, anon? A nice car? A girlfriend? Great wealth? Happiness? Job fulfillment, perhaps? I bet the answer to all of these questions is "no".
>because people with awesome lives need to go out and tell other people how awesome their lives are and belittle them
Trolling. Trolling on 4chan never changes.
>>768648938
Lol
>>768654519
you should be aware of yourself, anon. its quite likely you are just describing yourself
>>768653596
shit my dad fucked me up for life emotionally and I'm still gonna send him money when i get on
>>768653008
topkek
>>768653522
>homeless
>still has cell phone
Sure thing.
>>768654677
See, your problem is you think you are smarter than you are. I'm not going to start listing what I have cause I -know- I'm better and greater than you. I don't need to prove it to you, cause I know it, like I know how to breathe.
But go on, repeat the same stuff you've been listing the last 7 posts. I love to hear you make an ass of yourself
>>768654652
Fucking a tranny or becoming one is possible your autistic fantasies of taking over a country that's been dead for a hundred years and making it a white ethnostate in Africa is beyond retarded not to mention impossible, fedora as fuck
>>768654694
>He never described his life, therefore he has a shit life
>He listed all the things he's done, he must be lying about his shit life
Once again, you aren't smart enough to play this game
>>768654856
You have zero clue what Rhodesia was if you think it was supposed to be a white ethno state. More than half the freedom fighters were black.
>>768654856
Nigger, go to >>/k/ and ask them to tell you about Rhodesia and fucking come back and apologize for spewing this shit
>>768654830
Your fragile mind is crumbling, anon. I can feel the desperation in your posts. Your hands are shaking; your lip is quivering; you're talking to yourself out loud and reciting the same empty words over and over again like a mantra. Anything to reassure yourself that this guy on /b/ is wrong when you know he's right but admitting it would destroy you.
Let yourself be destroyed, anon. You are nothing. No one loves you. You are a parasite on the lives of every single person unfortunate enough to be associated with you. Just take some pills, anon - it's quick. Lock yourself in a running car and go to sleep. The suffering can end.
>>768655033
Ah, like a warm bath, I slip into another post of a hater trying to desperately prove that I'm as shit as he is. Here's something about you anon, that I'm sure you never realized.
You spent this time trying to break down my greatness, rather than try to prove you are greater. That says it all about you, and thus why I know without a doubt, I'm just better than you.
>>768651356
Instagram?
>>768655133
Attention whore is a term that isn't often used nowadays, but fits you perfectly.
>>768655100
I like how you deleted the post cause you fucked it up a bit. Feeling a bit... Small, in the presence of greatness, perhaps? No worries, just read>>768655133
>>768652232
Im not a /b/itch, just here for the YLYL or whatever threads and even though Im not gay, I would say good job on your transition! You actually look more than passing and I hope your vaginoplasty goes out well :) (no homo lol)
>>768655212
I mean, if that's true, you are doing nothing but feeding me. See, you are desperately trying to throw an insult that sticks to me. Not working, hombre. Sorry not sorry. Too great
>>768655133
It's just easier to convince you of your soul-crushing uselessness than it is to prove my superiority. My greatness could fill a tome. I could school the greatest minds in history on any subject they claim to be experts on.
Do you know I once parallel parked WITHOUT holding up traffic?
>>768655220
Not even a man of my grandeur can account for auto-correct, anon.
>>768655273
Now, you play the facetious act of "I'm totally fine being subpar, but you need to admit you are worse." I thought you were better than that. least I know you are even shittier than i first knew
>>768653596
Be the bigger guy, save up like 1k or so over the next year and give that gift to him with a note saying thanks for letting me stay for 18 years, this is all im going to give you though as you do not make wise decisions regarding your health or your relationships with others
>>768655302
Yawn
