ITT: We all share a house
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ITT: We all share a house
Who the fuck ate my generic brand cereal!
>wake up for breakfast
>scratching my balls through sweatpants as I yawn coming the stairs
*i kill everybody with an ak-47 and then i shoot myself*
the house also bursts up in flames
Dont go in there..
>>768530693
>shitter's_clogged.meme
>>768530392
I think you signed that opportunity away with your soul, pal.
>>768530806
Did somebody say CLOG?!
>>768530547
Yeesh
We keep the femanons in the basement right?
>>768530929
What’s this faggot doing here?
Sorry bros, but DO NOT go in the bathroom for the next hour!
So who's cooking dinner? I'm starved.
>>768531304
We draw straws! Just don’t let James touch the food, we all know what happened last time
I'm sparking up in here, I don't give a fuck.
>>768531429
Frankly, I don't want any of you fuckers touching my food, I've seen how you wash your hands after pissing, I can only imagine after last night jack off fest...
>>768531429
I didn't want to remember, shit.
>>768531857
Come on bro, it wasn't that bad, we had that towel, remember? We cleaned up.
>>768530392
>shit's in the kitchen
What the fuck are you fucks going to do about it?
Gunna lock us all in and burn the house down. all over us under one roof? fuck I already hate myself and I know I wont like 99.9% of you people
>>768532059
Yeah, but the towel is leaning against the wall like its a 2x4 now, & I ain't touching that thing.
>>768532203
Please go kill yourself in another room please, I'm playing vidya right now so I'm not in the mood to die just yet.
>>768532214
I'm just gonna throw it out, I'll take a towel from James to replace it.
Fuck James.
>>768530392
who ordered the party van out front?
>> yells from the kitchen
WHO THE FUCK ATE ALL MY DORITOS???
>>768532365
na just gunna bring the house down, btw I dropped your tooth brush in the shitter, still in there but I took a shit after it fell in. your phone too.
>>768532770
they got my cheese pizza?
>>768532774
Fuck you I was stoned. *throws an empty bag at you*
>>768530929
Genuinely slit your neck
>>768532788
Joke's on you, that's not my phone.
>>768532986
thank god, I had to throw it in there with all the hello kitty bull crap on it
>>768532881
Fuck, it's the cops, put on your cool face
>take antibiotics
>use public restrooms only
>accept beers, offer cigarettes
>plan escape
>>768530392
whoops, my bad guise
N-nothing wrong here o-officers
>>768533394
Fucken James
How is James not evicted yet?
alright everybody! it's time to turn it up a notch.
I got free booz and free weed for everyone! all you can take.
you two, here's $100,000 each, start fighting.
you two, here's $200,000 each, start fucking.
>>768533394
14tb of trap porn...
gone
>>768533343
i'll add to that
>buy toiletries (tootbrush, soap, toothpaste, towels) daily
>adopt a dog and hope you guys dont kill it
>worry
>worry
>worry
>worry
>worry
>sleep in my car
>if the dog barks, it's safe to come inside, maybe
>>768533821
shit that was a dog? the acid kicked in and I kinda ran it over with your lawn mower, btw we need a new lawn mower
Anyone seen my colored TV?
>>768533903
But on the bright side the lawn has been fertilized
Hey Dad wanna watch clip together again
Hey guys, the landlady's here for the rent!
Hey Anon, phone call for you
>>768533984
So that's why the backyard smells like an asian meat market
Shit! The Jehovah's Witnesses are at the door again!
>start wearing snowshoes
>the piss jugs dont pop beneath me
>+1 wisdom
>>768532583
Who the fuck took my towel
>>768534388
we ran out of toilet paper
>>768534388
Kill yourself James.
>is the guy fucking in the living room at midnight
nobody go in my server room, I'm mining Bitcoin
>>768534388
>using the community towel
If you're going to the store, pick up some delicious Tang!
>>768534485
>unplug all your computers to charge my dildos
>>768534457
>>768534431
>>768534515
Thats it I'm changing the netflix password
>>768534561
>dildoes achieve sentience
ayy lmao
>>768534613
fuck you james. why the fuck are you doing still living here?
>>768534613
Good, I use Hulu anyway.
Who cut the cheese?
>>768534561
>unplugs dildos to plug in headlights for the diesel powered automated ass fucking machine with 37 horsepower
![[HorribleSubs] Hinamatsuri - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.42_[2018.05.13_16.40.48].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1526/264/1526264849924.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hinamatsuri - 02 [720p].mkv snapshot 13.42 [2018.05.13 16.40.48]")
Can you guys babysit my daughter for me? Gotta go run some errands.
She likes salmon roe and video games.
>>768534690
Leave him alone as long as hes here we can shoot a load in his shoes
>>768534760
>use it to blend egggs
>offer scrambled eggs with a little paprika to everyone
And here's our dog, just waiting to be petted again
>>768534820
We'll play tennis
>>768534840
that got pretty boring quick to me, I moved up to cumming in HIS creamer, cause he has to have the name brand bullshit
>>768534816
>>768530392
>>in room, fapping
>>ohfuck timecrunch
>>get up, brush off hands on gerbil
>>gerbil stuck to hand? help?
>>ignore it and sit down, start to edit Minecraft letsplay
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>>768534883
I love "tennis!"
>>768534840
>>768534893
>tfw I steal james creamer regularly
>>768534816
>>768534937
>>768534865
Holy Shit, it smells like dogshit & vaseline in here.
What is this San Francisco?
Fuck guys tumbler here with that fat cow acceptance #
>>768535030
oh shit.... ummmm dont use his shampoo, shaving cream, toothpaste, pillow, pillow covers, his wii U controller, and I have FILLED his gas tank this morning with my cum too so, he might be in a bad mood
![[Asenshi] Hisone to Masotan - 05 [CAC7E8AD].mkv_snapshot_06.47_[2018.05.12_13.25.33].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1526/265/1526265239470.jpg "[Asenshi] Hisone to Masotan - 05 [CAC7E8AD].mkv snapshot 06.47 [2018.05.12 13.25.33]")
Can someone pass me a towel?
Closet's empty.
how long before an incel shoots us all?
Which one of you perverts keeps glazing the chicken???
>>768535300
just roll on the carpet or something idc
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>>768535394
It'll have to do.
Hey gang, let's all play Ookie-Cookie!
>>768535300
Run around house that'll dry you off
>>768535451
How do I play?
>>768535300
Just don't bathe like the rest of us
well you better go catch it
>>768535532
Oh, you know how! (Wink Wink)
When you fart so hard it hurts your thigh.
Keep it down retards!!! I have to work tomorrow!!!
>>768535657
I have no idea what you mean.
>>768535782
Since when is casing out playgrounds "work"?
>>768535782
Rummaging dumpsters for deposit bottles don't count as work
>>768535782
JAMES IF YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHIT ALL OVER YOUR WINDSHIELD
>>768535889
to make a point
>>768535869
It's like a circle jerk, except everyone jizzes on one of those big cookies. And the last guy to cum on it has to eat it!
>cums in community cum sock
Who's next?
>>768535782
*turns allstar to max volume*
Hey fuckers, I got some friends coming over, don't embarrass me...
Alright people. I don't ask much of you but if you could avoid moving the weird thingamajig I inherited from my weird relatives, it would be appreciated. I don't like dealing endlessly with weird ass crap that tear holes in reality.
>>768536207
Me I got fresh child porn
>>768536207
Thanks, I have to blow my nose
>>768536259
Hmmm, maybe I should've sprung for the deluxe package
>>768534114
here's a million dollars. you didn't see nothin!
Shit. Sorry James, I got a confession to make. Stole all of your money, lost a bet, now I got the fucking mamamia mafia on me. I pretended I was you by the way.. so. Time to pack your shit and head out, because you can't stay here anymore faggot.
>>768537047
shit why didn't I think of that.....
i'm gonna expand the basement guys.. be back in a month or two
Uh, just don't mind me. I am not a nigger. In fact, I hate a whole lot of 'em!
Ayy I just got a bunch of weed! Anyone wanna blaze and watch Tropic Thunder?
>>768530392
I CALL DIBS ON LIVING IN THE CLOSET UNDER THE STAIRS
>>768530392
haaaai~ I just got home from the grocery and my bag is full of snacks ;D
Hello! I am a house inspector! I am here to inspect your house for, err, mold!
>>768530392
Where's the dog?
>>768532852
>The virgin throat slit vs the Chad neck slit
>>768530693
HOW MANY TACOS DID WE HAVE LAST NIGHT? I JUST MOVED IN DAMMIT!
>>768531429
I'll cook. I know how to make GREAT eggs!
>>768532881
THEY FOUND OUR LOLI STASH FUCKFUCKFUCK
>>768533608
>>768534204
Fuck, is it my mom? I TOLD HER I'M NOT DOING CRACK ANYMORE!
>>768534315
Grt the shotgun and blow em away!
>>768538801
We don't have mold sir, only a garden full of cannabis. Don't tell the cops okay?
>>768534536
Fuck you, I'll buy the entire supply of bottled water and a metric ton of chips. LAYS.
>>768538596
Who let the captive outside? Come on, back in your cage! We keep all the women in the CAGE!
>>768539254
Women? I thought that was Leafy.
>>768539328
Well I don't see a dick so sex toy it is! Get her back in the basement and into the cage.
>>768538412
Hi Harry
House inspection!
Open up!
Allah ekbar!!!
>>768539869
thank god finally
Pong at the parlor if ya'll trying to get dunked on
Okay boys, I made dinner for tonight!
Well I had one of the captove sex slaves make it but it's all the same.
Who wants milksteak instead?
>>768538879
ran it over with the lawn mower while I was tripping balls
>>768536370
Kill yourself you disgusting piece of shit
>>768540522
Fuck. Well I had the sex slaves downstairs make dinner! Who wants some banana ketchup?
WHY IS THERE SHIT EVERYWHERE? IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A PET IT NEEDS TO SHIT OUTSIDE. OPEN THE DOOR. LET THE DINOSAUR OUT. DINOSAUR GOES FOR WALKIES. DINOSAUR SHITS IN SOMEONE ELESE YARD. EVERYONE WALKS THE DINOSAUR
>>768539157
Heeeey man! I heard from my friend that you guys sell weed here! Mind if I buy some off you?
Guys, we got this chick who wants to lease out our basement. Is that okay?
>>768540740
FUck off!
>>768540802
What do we do with all the bunk beds and tubs of rendered fat?
>>768540740
ITT: We all share a house with one FBI agent
Quick, act normal guise!
>>768540802
Well we have female captives in the basement.. we have an open cage. Throw out her clothes and weapons and throw her in! Make sure to tie her wrists and ankles to the bars.
>>768540718
ya I sort of had my way with the slaves while you were gone too. Ya let me just grab a bowl
>>768540893
We throw her in with the sex slaves in the other part! Chain her nice and good.
>>768540961
There's a young girl at the door saying she's lost, do I throw her in there? We have a few open cages and some rope so I could make sure she doesn't escape.
I got one of our lolis to make us some food! This is what we got..
>>768541057
lets put her in james room and call the party van on him again, ass hole changed the netflix password on us AGAIN. we need to teach him a lesson
>>768541155
fuck becky made dinner again....
Oh Fuck, they shot Bob
>>768540802
She says she'll train the sex slaves for free if we let her use part of the basement for a leather dungeon. Oh, and she needs one of us a week so she can practice her prostate milking.
>>768539869
For your own safety, I suggest you go away and stay away
>>768541210
I'll teach her to cook next week. We have other foods too okay? Look, some of the fluffies we have have been getting "enfie babbehs" and there's a whole show right now. Come on, I taught a fluffy how to fuck one of our lolis and he's just going at her!
>>768541277
Just throw her in with the other sex slaves!
Take to this:
>>768540956
>>768530392
Guys we aren't going to be able to pay the rent if we don't start grinding. We need to start selling the slaves instead of just fucking them
>>768541369
DAMN IT TO FUCK, THE LEASE SAYS 'NO MOTHER FUCKING FLUFFIES' ASSHOLE!!!!!
Well, say goodbye to the security deposit and hello eviction notice!!!
>>768541498
Well I'll hide them well! They'll never know that we have fluffies.
>>768541498
Besides, I keep them in a glass cage and train them well.
>>768538905
Kekkity
>>768541495
Its cool, I just got my bitcoin and etherium rigs up and running. The money will be pouring in. Also, anyone got a box fan I can borrow?
I got us an axolotl!
>>768540915
Relax Not-FBI Agent Steve the pictures of naked kids on my PC are childhood pictures of my family I swear.
>>768535178
Good Damnit, is it James fucking Tumblrina ex girlfriend, again? I told him not to invite that fat bitch over ever again.
>>768541751
Mate I was on the computer and I saw those. If those really are your family.. dude you need a therapist. Those bondage pics were NOT okay. Were you molested?
>>768541596
>>768541621
No fluffies means NO FLUFFIES YOU AUTISTIC FUCKTARDS!!!!!!!!!!! Either kill the damn things or I'll start fapping in the milk again!!
>>768535320
Probably James
>>768541891
Fine! Fine! I'll give them to my cousin, he has a fluffy hotel. I'll ask him if we all can come over and see the fluffies fuck some of our lolis.
>>768541860
We had umm weird hobbies (yes that will do) it's a common practice in my family tree I swear. The dead kids are from a Halloween play so don't worry ok? Now stop looking at them and forget you saw them.
>>768530693
Did a recovering heroin addict shit in there?
>>768542172
We had tacos last night!
>>768541698
I mean, yeah, but you're not seriously gonna just pay for all these lazy fucks to live here, right? These cunts need to pitch in if they wanna stay and if they're gonna keep capturing folk they had best do it in a profitable way
>>768542121
You sure? Was that your dad spanking children in those videos? Why were they crying "I want my mommy back please mister why"?
>>768542265
Fine.. look, I'll sell a few useless sex slaves off, okay?
>>768542334
That's all I ask, just sell the ones you don't use. Call me old fashion but I always figured one well-bred and preserved captive was worlds better than twelve random cum dumpsters
>>768542334
I keep telling you guys, we need a dom to train these girls to be pro sex slaves.
THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN UP THE FUCKING DOOR
>>768542300
I promised them candy if they said that. Good actors those kids right? It's almost like they were really being tortured hehehe.
>>768542452
Well we have a lot of them.. we don't use Rose. She's a loli.. well I'm sitting right next to her. Can I fuck her one last time? We didn't use her even since we got Heather. Rose was pretty good. Uhh, she's whimpering.
>>768530392
Which one of you niggers spit gum in my hair while I was knocked out on drugs?
>>768542545
SOMEONE GET THE GUN!
>>768542545
Na it's okay, we dont want any cookies this year
>>768542452
Can we get rid of Heather, Kelly, and Patricia? They're all useless anyways. Can't fuck em. Pussy too small, ass too small.
>>768542545
Go get that Not-FBI Agent Steve, put a good word for us K? Just ignore the rigs and creepy pictures on the PCs on the way there.
SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY LAB! WHO SEWED A SNAIL SHELL ONTO A TESTING BIRD?
>>768542602
Go for it brother, go for it
>>768542741
>>768542677
>>768542630
WE'VE HEARD SOME COMPLAINTS ABOUT THERE BEING A CHILD SEX RING, YOU GUYS HAVE ANY CLUES AS TO WHERE WE CAN FIND SUCH A THING?
Hey guys can we order pizza?
>>768542891
Uhm..
A few countries over my brother has a loli.
>>768542891
oh ya I heard about that sick shit, it was this guy named james, he use to live around here. we chased him off the block, said something about blowing up a "fucking worthless pig shop"
>>768542710
Keep Heather, get rid of the other two
>>768542916
I got a sex slave to make us some food, it isn't cold yet. I think it was.. Yasmin. She made us milksteak.
>>768542891
Look in the house a few streets down, man those people do some weird shit.
(Clever set-up for the next thread, see what I did there?)
>>768542973
>>768542997
alright then, well we're just gonna take one of your niggers in for questioning and we'll be on our way
>>768543029
Heather is only good for blowjobs, Rose is great at pussy and blowjobs and Rose is a loli.
>>768543129
ummmmm, here take the guy on the porch, he knows more about it than us
>>768543138
I thought Heather was a loli too
>>768543238
Heather.. you never met her. She's 14 now. Too old to be a loli, sadly. Getting big for her cage!
>>768543190
you mind if we just confiscate all your niggers?
>>768543333
Nope
>>768543333
QUADS CHECK EM
Uh guys, the landlady's here for the rent. And someone set up my mining rig to get dogecoins. Any ideas?
>>768543333
Oh god please do, they are all in the back yard
>>768543417
I have a few bags of coke to keep her away.
>>768543325
How about we send her Jeffrey's way for testing to see if she'll hold up?
Guys I found a small girl at the park.. she says she's 6. We have a small cage just big enough to fit her in, should I tie her there for now? I saw under her skirt, she looks pretty good under there.
>>768543420
ALRIGHT WE HAVE GOTTEN THE LAST NIGGER OUTTA YOUR HOUSE, WE'LL DESTROY THAT CHILD SEX RING IN NO TIME
>>768543520
Sure.>>768543520
Act
>>768543333
Oh shit it's the quads, run for it bitches. Abandon ship, see you in the next house.
>>768543680
Don't worry.. they only want our niggers. Hey do you wanna take a turn of this pillowfluff fluffy? I gave the landlady come meth and she said that we can keep a few fluffies.
>>768543680
That's far enough. You're coming with me, we have reason to believe you're a nigger in disguise.
>>768543829
Impossible, I know my dads name
>>768543829
>>768543951
And I have a job
The cat's hungry
>>768543640
FUCK YA!!!! BE SAFE COPS!!!
Closes door turns around to everyone in the house
How many damn kids were brought here while I talked to the cops???? and please for the love of god who the hell has the drugs?
Guys we can keep a few fluffies! I made a deal with the landlady that if I gave her some coke and meth once a week she'll remove the fluffy ban. Now, we have a fluffy enfing a baby and a few others enfing other babies.. Ooh! One's fucking a loli. Come check this out, I have a pillowfluff just waiting for its ass to be destroyed.
>>768544035
Only two girls. I got a 6 year old names.. Ashley. She seems to have a nice ass, want some? I tied her up good.
>>768543951
>>768544005
Sure, you may know your dad's name. But where is your dad? You could be one of those slightly higher class niggers if you've got a job. What matters to me is whether you're a nigger or not. We just need to check you.
FUCK guys did we pay rent last month?????????????????????
>>768544129
shit why not, go tie her upside down in jame's room
>>768544132
Am I being detained?
>>768544252
About that, why do we have three landlords....
>>768544309
Do you have a warrant?
>>768544252
If I give her meth coke and heroin once a week she says she'll lower our rent by 90 percent!
>>768543643
Just got the okay from Jeffrey, he says she's good to go for another few years. But, someone has been... Shoving wooden blocks with the number 2 stamped on them into her body. Anyone want to talk about that?
>>768544278
I think she should go in the basement next to Rose. Speaking of Rose, I just fucked her and let her out of her restraints to free roam her small cage for a bit. She's in the corner whimpering and crying. Want a shot at her?
>>768544309
>>768544347
Indeed you are. We've discovered your welfare check hidden in your anus and we smell a very familiar form of crack that only our department knows of. We do indeed have a warrant for your arrest, as well as the detainment of many other niggers. You're coming with us, whether you like it or not, you nigga.
>>768544321
>>768544363
i dont know they all just sort of showed up, one claiming to be the auxiliary landlord and the other was the assistant to the landlord.. i didnt want to question it .
do we even have enough drugs for that though? i dont want it to cut into my personal stash
>>768544434
I dunno who would do that, maybe it was James. Fucking James.
I just let Rose outta her restraints to let her free roam her cage.. she seems traumatized. Should we just put her into testing for cruel experiments? She's broken in the head right now but seems pretty good for fuckin!
>>768530929
How autistic are you?
>>768544588
You'll have to cut in a bit in a year or so, so try to visit a lot of dealers for that shit.
>>768544531
Tha's not right man... I dindu nuffin
>>768544674
you can have my H but im a little greedy about my high C
>>768544620
No, she's my favourite. No tests, I like to talk afterwards. Heather on the other hand...
>>768530485
I did, I thought whatever was in the pantry was for everyone so fuck you and buy more!
>>768544803
So we can put Heather in? Awesome. I would love to sprinkle Jalapeno pepper juice all over her pussy and then fuck her with a condom and see how she reacts. Or maybe we can fill an enema thing with water and shove it in her cunt? Ahh.. so many experiments!
Hello, I just moved in and looks like there is already sex slaves. I just got a few more!
>>768544981
What you do is your business. Just don't fuck her up TOO much. We want some resale value when we're done, right?
>>768545062
Cool! Throw them in a few cages all seperated, tie their hands and ankles to the bars so they can' escape. Rose is a good candidate for BDSM and if you want a challenhe there's Ashley, a 6 year old girl who knows karate.
hey guys! just moving today. could you all fill me in?
my name's christian by the way. :)
>>768545237
Stay away from the computer.
>>768545237
Are you a Christian?
>>768545150
Well.. can I fuck her with a knife in the ass?
>>768544680
AH HA, NOW WE KNOW YOU ARE A NIGGER! YOU JUST REVEALED A SIGNATURE CATCHPHRASE FOUND IN EVERY NIGGER! YOU DINDU NUFFIN? HAHAHAHAHHAHA PREPARE FOR 90 YEARS NIGGA
>>768545397
Go ahead pal. But use the small one
>>768545528
What about the vibrator? Can Ishove it so far i her that she starts bleeding and-
>>768545587
Yes, I don't care what you do just don't kill her or turn her pussy into an unfuckable gaping hole. Other then that your golden
>>768545854
>neighbor (me) barges in and spews some cryptic catch phrase that no one gets
YEET SKEET MOZZARELLA STICKS
(applause and cheering over a sax rendition of the sitcom theme song) what are yall talking about? (that on expression with your hands over your hips and that curious yet mischievous face) (laugh track)
>>768545195
The 2 I brought in are docile from being sold when they were young, it's a 21 year old and a 19 year old. Their names are Jen and An respectivly. I don't have too many cages though...
>>768546146
gee are yall keeping sex slaves in here? (laugh track) y'know i used to own a couple before the cops found out now im a sex offender! (laugh track over seinfeld theme as the camera pans toward my face and starts zooming in to my fading happy expression that slowly turns into visible regret and insanity)
I think the cat is retarded..
>>768531824
Pass that shizzle bruh
>>768546774
(neighbor chimes in unwelcomed) I HAVE A CAT TOO HER NAME IS SALLY SALLY LIKES TUNA AND CRABS SHE CAN EAT ALL DAY LONG I ALMOST NAMED HER GARFIELD BUT THATS A BOY NAME NOT A GIRL NAME ISNT IT WIERD HOW EVERY BOY NAME HAS A GIRL NAME VARIENT LIKE JOE AND JOANNE OR JESSE AND JESSIE HEY JESSIE RHYMES WITH NESSIE DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE LOCKNESS MONSTER? you now have to listen to the neighbors ramblings as he pauses every 5 seconds to proclaim his idiotic catchphrase "yeet skeet mozzarella sticks"
>>768532881
Quick, everyone swallow your sd cards
>>768547001
Call the cops.
Guyyysss...ROSE ESCAPED! SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN AND SHE'S TRYINGTO GET OUT A WINDOW! GRAB HER!
>>768547074
oh no thats fine i was just planning on leaving haha (runs out as laugh track continuously plays)
>>768547202
>grabs rose by the tits
k can i fuck her OH SHIT HE BIT ME AND PISSED ON ME
>>768547288
SHE'S A FEISTY ONE
>>768547312
was a fiesty one shes free now. fuck
>>768536216
*cranks up some sepultura and type o negative
>>768538268
Dibs on the entire couch
>>768547629
Dibs on the bed!
>>768547495
Fuck she was our greatest one.
>>768541155
Fuck Becky, that little bitch can't cook to save her life.......I'll start doing it /b/ros
>>768541728
Dibs dood
>>768547719
i have an idea lets call the neighbor and see if he has any spares (neighbor pops in to everyone's dismay but the audiences excitement) (laugh tracks) so yall need a sex slave?
>>768547957
No worry.
>>>/ck/ to the rescue.
>>768548060
I think he had Brittany who was good and puffy.. she's new I think though, so she'll be crying and screaming. Remember a gag.
>>768542710
Kelly's good enough... get rid of the others
>>768541728
here imma start building a giant 100 gallon tank for the axolotl some crawdads tiger barbs. musk turtles fiddler crabs neon tetras an angel fish a fresh water shark a bunch of snails and what have ya itll be a nice decoration
>>768548165
Kelly's super stubborn, might as well throw her in a dumpster but hey if you like her..
>>768548165
Jen and An are mine, you kill the rest
hope you don't mind a trap living with you all.
>>768548200
Fuck off fag
>>768548200
Get in the basement, if you don't struggle and resist then we won't restrain you in your cage,
>>768542891
There's a guy down the road named Mickey......he got what you lookin for
>>768548255
Nooo that's my cousin!
>>768548290
Him or us dude, I don't want to be a registered sex offender yet..
>>768548138
i have a couple of sex slaves yall can borrow (audience ooooohs) here ya go (tugs 3 underaged sex slaves into the house on leashes) this is maya, christie, and trisha (trishas the nigger) they're all 10 years old. welp thanks guys the cops cant get me now
GUYS! ROSE IS DOWN THE STREET I SEE HER RUNNING INTO THE FOREST WE GITTA GET HER NOW IS OUR CHANCE!
>>768548369
Fine..
>>768543325
I'll be the tester on this
