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Hi /b/
For 1 month, every single day, i masturbated and cum inside this.

Trips decide what i do with this!
op will deliver 110%
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Microwave it for 5 minutes
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Swollen it and post doing it.
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>>768425657
You must be so proud.
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eat it
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make eggs
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>>768425657
Drink it
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snort it like cocain
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Throw it on police officer's face, post video
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eat it
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gargle and swallow
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Syringe it back down your dick hole.
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>>768425991
Wooo fuck, so close!
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>>768425657
Make bread with it and give some to your mom.
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>>768425657
Put it in a ziploc bag and throw it in a garbage can outside
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Live stream u gulping it all down
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cook and eat
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>>768426039
I dont have mom.
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>>768425657

Make ramen noodles with it and eat it.
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>>768426022
Re-roll
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Rolll live stream and gargle
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>>768425721
This plz
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>>768426082
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>>768425991
roll
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Roll
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microwave and eat
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>>768426022
This
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Roll
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>>768425657
microwave it for 4 hours
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eat
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>>768425964
the whole thing liek dis mane
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>>768426082

this
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Microwave it for four hours
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Lol wait yo fucking bath yourself in it
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Video u throwing it onto someone
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>>768426022
Rolling for ya!
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Pour it on a random person in the street
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Just eat it you fuckin faggot
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Make a nice sandwich for yourself but use this instead of butter.
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My phone keeps glitching whenever im near the trip zone
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Swap out your mom/dad/brother/sister/girlfriend/someone's shampoo/soup etc with this mixture.
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>>768426022
Yes omg roll
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Show your parents
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>>768425657
Poor it in your gas tank
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just drink it
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Make your mom eat it
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Smear it in your hair
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>>768425657
lick it
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chug it man
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Roll

>>768426342
Yooooo we should all roll for that shit
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>>768425721
this
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>>768426022
Please roll ugh
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>>768426022
This please
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Put it in your ass
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Rollll
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>>768426022
Roll
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put it all back in peepee hole
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>>768426403
also this
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>>768426439
reroll
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>>768426328
Put some in your ear, snort some, inject some into your dickhole, microwave some for four hours then eat it, and throw some at someone
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>>768426374
reroll
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boil it in a kettle and make some tea/hot chocolate/instant coffee. whatever u got.
>consume it. nom nom.
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use it as toothpaste
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>>768426022
This would be fun
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>>768426080
That explains everything.

Eat it cunt.
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microwave for one hour
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>>768426022
Again
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put back into penis
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Cook it into a small batch of brownies and eat them
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Whatever u do u need to livestream it
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>>768426471
rolling
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>>768426022
Please
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>>768426439
reroll x2
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>>768426022
roll for this
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Flush it down the toilet and wash your hands
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>>768426022
Aghhh
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>>768426022
Do this
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Pour it on your face and show pics/webm
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inject into ass
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>>768426588
Reroll
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>>768426022
roll for this
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pour into right eye
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>>768426567
also roll for this
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pour on your face
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>>768426635
again
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Put it in the shampoo bottle
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Drive to McDonalds and throw it at the person at the window.
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>>768426594
roll
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Gargles
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>>768426471
Satanic trips make it true
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Time to roll?
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>>768426588
This
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pour into left eye
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pour on face
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>>768426022
Rollino
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>>768425721
This
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>>768426666
SATAN HAS SPOKEN
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>>768426666
WINRAR
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Post a video of you snorting a fat line of it
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Use as thermal paste for CPU
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>>768426666
winrar
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>>768426666
Quads are null and void.
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>>768426666
SATANIC QUADS
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>>768426666
Yasssss
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>>768426666
WOULD SATANIC QUADS COUNT?
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>>768426588
Roll for this
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Lick it up and record it and post
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>>768426666
Winrarar!!
HAIL SATAN
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>>768426022
Roll for trips
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This fag really not gunna accept quads?? Thats satan saying to listen to anon
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>>768425657
Shove in ass and then eat results
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>>768426022
>Syringe
OP here. I dont have an Syringe :(
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Spread it on a potato chip. AND EAT IT.
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>>768425657

Smear it on your face, go to the local public mental health clinic and say the following:

"The voices told me to cum on my own face. The voices tell me to hurt people and hurt myself. If I'm not committed right now, I'll burn this place down".

Livestream it all until they find your phone and turn off the feed.
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>>768425657
>>768426666
Ladies and gentle men it's TIME!!! for the main event of the evening!!!!
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>>768426022
Rolling
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>>768425657
make a cum omelette and eat it
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>>768426832
FUCKING DELIVER ALREADY
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>>768426471
"quads don't count"

Satan brings you trips. Get to it, OP.
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>>768426022
Rolina
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Waiting.. Waiting... Is op a newfagggg
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>>768426022
Rall
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>>768426889
Roll
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Boil and put it in a centrifuge. For science.
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>>768426832
Alright faghot quint's don't count well my trips say to snot half of it and drink the other
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op will never deliver
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>>768426022
Rull
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Rolli
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>>768426022
Rell
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>>768426022
Rill
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>>768426022
Ehhh pleaseeee
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gargle before swallow
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Funnel it into your cars gas tank.
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>>768427213
Reroll
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>>768426710
rolling
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heres some non quad trips,
pour it on your mom
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Give it to your dad
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pour it on your mom
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these types of threads are why I still go on /b/, please deliver
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But it into a blender with some water
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throw it on your mom
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>>768426710
reroll
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>>768427002
So close
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>>768427294
Reroll
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>>768426013
r0ll
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still waiting
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newfags dont understand how rolling works
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mix it with shit, microwave it, eat it. a good tablespoon of your own shit.
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drive by a group of people on the street and throw it at them
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Burn it the fuck down
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>>768427193
roll win rar
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drink it and post vidya
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>>768427461
Rerollerino
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>>768426013

R0LL
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Spoon feed yourself it on livestream
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make another one, come back in a month, combine them, then do all of the above
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Burn it
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drink it
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pour it on your pc
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>>768425657
throw it out you fucking degenerate
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take the gunk and microwave that shit till it smokes
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>>768427559
this
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>>768426663
win
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Implement it into a nice peppercorn sauce and have it with your dinner, finish every drop, post proof, and offer some to your family/girlfriend.
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>>768425657
kill yourself by drinking it.
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>>768427116
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Hit it with an axe
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>>768427787
this
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Smear it all over your face and take a pic of your face with the cum On It and post it here as proof
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>>768427871
Dis
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>>768427842
>kill yourself by drinking it.
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1. 1 drop of hydroxasylic acid

2. tablespoons of margarine

3. grams of anypryolyctic

4. Stir all together

5. ????

6. See what grows in it

put all in cup then mix
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>>768425657
Son:
-Flush that shit down the toilet
-Throw that dish away (or wash it in the dishwasher)
-Get the fuck of b
-And go outside
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>>768426022
Roll.
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Sacrifice it to Satan with a complete ritual
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The face smear idea roll
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Gargle it without swallowing, spit it back into the dish, and continue adding to it for one month. Then come back.
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>>768426666
>Put some in your ear
snort some
-Is hard to do because is like an kind of hard cream, but i will do.

inject some into your dickhole
-I dont have an Syringe here. I fill figure out how to do.

microwave some for four hours then eat it
-My microwave only do 30 minuts

and throw some at someone
-is 02:18 am here and its raining like hell...

But op will delivery. give me time to make it all and do some pictures!
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>>768428011
track him down pls
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Dip a peice of your poop in it like bread in olive oil and eat it
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>>768428011
okay im out
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>>768425657
smear it on your face
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>>768428011
DELIVER?!
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>>768428011
He's really doing it.
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>>768427907

Instructions out of order. Got dick stuck in ceiling fan.
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>>768425859

what the fuck does that even mean?
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>>768428011
op i dont know what to say
thank you for your service
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>>768428011
He actually did it what the fuck.
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>>768426666
>Put some in your ear
Here we go 1/4
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>>768428530
HOOOOOLLLLLLLYYYYY FUCK
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Put me in the pic, please!
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>>768428530
Kek op has arcade in home. The madman
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>>768425991
Fucking roll
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>>768428530
WHY???
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>>768426022
And Rollin rollin
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>>768428530
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>>768428530
>
AAAAAAAHHHHHH
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>>768428011
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>>768428530
DESCRIBE THE TASTE OP
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>>768428778
do you like pain or something
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>>768428011
>>768428530
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Y'all white devils betta put me in tha screenshot.
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>>768428892
Nah just curious
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Put me in this legendary thread
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>>768428530
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>>768428011
I was going to say today OP was not a faggot, but there's definitely a whiff of faggotry about eating your own month-old sploodge.
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>>768426022
reroll
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put me in the screencap
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>>768425657
SCREENSHOT TIME
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PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
ITS HAPPENING
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>>768428530
oh nonono
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>>768425657
roll
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>>768425991
Re Roll!!!
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>>768426022
Dis
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>>768428011
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>>768428011
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mix it into your moms food and record her eating it
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>>768426666
>inject some into your dickhole
I can't do this because i dont have tools. But i can rub my dick head on it!
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>>768428530
“Hard cream” op... OP.... NO
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>>768428011
Microwave it for as long as possible
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>mfw this is going to be in a screencap thread in like 3 years
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Microwave it and then use enema and squirt in ur ass
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>>768429108
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>>768429269
NO
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>>768429273
Microwave it roll
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>>768429269
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>>768429265
roll
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444...lick it, sucknit, slam it
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>>768429339
CHECK EM CHECK EM CHECK EM
NUCLEAR FUSION IMMINENT
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>2:00 AM
>Jersey

OP are you from spain?
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>>768429269
Then at least follow the other instructions properly
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>>768426022
this, fag
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>I can't do this because i dont have tools.
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>>768429269
Sweet fuck
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MFW DEVLIERY
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>>768425657
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Pour it in your ass
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>>768429409
MICROWAVE IT
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>>768426663
WINNAR!!! HEIL SATAN!!!
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this thread will go down in history
i am happy to be able to witness this
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>>768429465
Douche noob queer
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>>768428530
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can someone post screencaps to save? I'm too lazy
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What the fuck
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MICROWAVE IT
NUCLEAR FUSION???
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>>768429520
nuke it.
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Drink it....now...555
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>>768429473
you're overreacting
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>>768429269
holy fuck its breathing
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>>768429269
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put me in the screencap faggots
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>>768429269
WHAT THE SHITTTTTTTTT
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>>768425657
drink
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Put me in screencap
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>>768429547
fucking roll
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jajaajaj estas re loco amigo, te dejo 10 puntines y una denuncia lince
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>>768429585
nuke it please
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>>768429431
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666...lick it up
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>>768429631
Microwave it for 30 mins
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>>768429644
roll
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666...lick it up...now
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>>768429269
OP is kill
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>>768429269
What the fuck is wrong with you? You crazy motherfucker.
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>>768429591
chupa mi pito puto
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>>768425657
microwave for 10 minutes, pour in cup, then drink a 1/4 of it and pour the rest on your dick while it's hot
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>>768429269
Absolute madman
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>>768429269
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>>768429670
DON'T SAY THESE THINGS
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777....no jesus to save you! Drink that shit holmes!
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