Did I fuck up?
Is this salvageable?
Help a /b/rother out
>>768306817
So cringe
>>768306911
Thanks faggot do you have any useful advice?
What was her response?
Dude, cringe or not, if that bitch is eating it up it's obviously working. Keep it going.
Real question is do you have a 50' boat.
If not, you're fucked mate.
I don't think so. This is standard cringe/normie banter. Just rape her op
>>768307002
Nothing so far
Ask if she wants to come try the beds out!
>>768307060
It's my grandparent's but yeah I'm on it now
>>768306994
I dunno. How about you stopping acting like a thirsty little mark and wait a minute or two before replying, you know, so you can actually think about what you're about to say.
i mean what are the options???? what was that supposed to mean man??? i think you have indeed fucked up.
Op plans to use the d.e.n.n.i.s system combo with the boat implication
>>768307242
Oof.
>not yours
Good luck, OP
>>768306817
>did i fuck up?
No you autismo you didn't fuck up per se, your last line is just super corny and stupid
What you are actually at is the true crucible in which you must figure out whether she's shooting you down or flirting. Good luck.
>>768307315
I hear this works well
She looks related to Thanos
>>768307318
My grandparents live in another state so I get it to myself most of the time
>>768307389
If it doesnt you have a whole sea for her to fall into
>>768306817
I don't get it... Just fucking all her when she's free you retard, cringe aside, if she calls it off because you were a little doofy, then just go find one of the other whores you know
>>768307532
Ask*
Auto correct is a shit
>>768307444
As long she doesn't know, I wouldn't sweat it. You in.
>OP flirting successfully
>freaks out for no reason
>posts on 4chan for emotional support
>forever virgin
>inevitable suicide
Lmao you failed hard. Just tell her you're gay already.
>>768306817
Can I go for a trip on your boat?
I'm a good drinking partner and/ wing man?
I also have a pocket full of coke?
>>768306817
>willing to fuck
>fucks up
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>>768307815
Yeah dude just bring some beer
>>768306817
She's ugly as fuck
Ask her to help you see which bed is more comfortable idk I'm a poorfag with no boat
say "when do you wanna test them both out?"
>>768308251
This! Fuck yeah!
>>768306817
Tell us more about the boat
>>768306817
You got a boat. Dumb hoes loves boats.
Just don't say anything until she reply. If she doesnt reply, you'd better find out why you have 2 beds other than fucking other grils at once.
>>768308611
2' draft 49.5'long idk the beam powered by two 454s and it's almost 20 years old
>>768308139
I'll bring beer, vodka and coke. Where are you prepared to pick me up from?
>>768309480
Dock 9 tomorrow at noon
>>768310613
Can you do 12 coz I've heard they are dropping off kittens at 8.30 on dock 9 and...well you know it's Caturday. So it may take awhile?
>>768306817
kinda dumb but shes going with it so obviously shes interested in the boat
>>768307170
who cares stop being a faggot and just change the subject to something less pretentious and talk like a normal fucking person
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
Out of curiosity, Am I the only one with a specific demographic of women who swipe me. I'm a 37 year old white male and basically my matches are either 18 year olds, goth models, and black women. There are virtually no white women my age in my matches list. Not that igaf but I find it strange.
>>768313351
It's just Jews pushing more multiculturalism and degeneracy. If you haven't noticed, everything right now is geared toward pinning black guys with white women and vice versa. Pinning young girls with older guys is just another attempt to normalize paedophilia or otherwise backward relations.
lol kenny wtf m8
Tell her true, and that you'd love to share
>>768306817
>But with 2 there's options ;)
>>768306817
I hope this is real because you're fucking retarded.
>>768306817
Dude that was some George Costanza shit right there.
>>768313664
Well I've got a date with a 6th former (britbong, she's 18) tomorrow. Bizarre. I'll go with the flow though.
>>768315100
Actually I think she's pretending to be 18 but whatever...
Stop being a little bitch and tell her you're gonna nail her to the fucking wall
Fucking retards dont understand that I need seats for 20!!! NEXT!
>>768306994
when she said you only need one bed, that was her flirting, meaning you wouldn't be sleeping in seperate beds
invite her to visit the boat, she probably has a social life so don't be sad when she says she is busy - ask her when she would be free to come, if she makes no effort to give you a date then move the fuck on and stop wasting your time with her
judging by that conversation which is visible, she is intersted, but now you have to make a move and not drag out the text talk as that is boring as fuck and she has 100s of other guys offering her the same thing.
talk to other girls as well, don't put all your eggs in one basket.
>>768306817
> Pretty sure ya only need one ;)
> But with two i can maintain my virginity whilst you sleep alone in the other bed m'lady ;)
