Have any of you fellow beta autists had any luck on Tinder?
>>768110478
Im meeting with a girl tomorrow.
Dont worry about 1 in a 100 will work out
>>768110585
Who messaged who first? Is she qt?
>>768110984
I said hi first but you just need to start with some bullshit to break the silence, like "how was your day"
She should feel that you care so let her talk
Lot of nudes and 2 dates both turned out bad
I had 3 matches for now and all 3 were too silent. I tried asking what they do, how are they but the answers were : yes, no, good, thanks you too....
>>768110585
I've got 132 matches and none have worked out, you're wrong
>>768112022
Did you at least get any nudes?
Met my current gf trough tinder. We live a small distance away (like 45 minute drive) and across a border (i'm dutch she is german) you just got to be lucky with it.
No cummies to be reported, sir.
My friends sister met her now husband on Tinder so there is hope i guess.
>>768110478
Bassicly just messaged a load of dull people who are all the same untill I was bored so no
I met a clingy body builder girl that fried to move things too fast, but she gave me 10lbs of gummies on our first and only date so that was a fucking win. Didn't have to buy candy all summer.
My current girlfriend and I met on tinder, pretty satisfied really nice body. She's 18 and is a virgin.
>>768110478
My friend and his girlfriend met there and are still together after 3 years
As someone who used to catfish girls on tinder for nudes, I can tell you that 90% of "girls" who would message you first are going to be gay guys catfishing. They don't mind if you're a fat neckbeard virgin loser, they're getting off on you being a straight guy.
2 matches over a half year period.
They live like 100-200km away so no point trying.
>>768112725
>is a virgin
What the fuck anon.
Plow that thing tonight.
I'd love to fuck a virgin
My ex-wife said she was a virgin, but there was no blood at all so I have doubts. God I loved her puss, too.
She'd ride me and it just felt right.
Fucked her well over a thousand times I'm sure and damn do I miss that pussy.
Current wife has an okay pussy but it's not as good as my exes. I miss her pussy so much.
Fuck, now I'm horny.
Yes, but way more successful on OKCupid
>>768110478
I've only fucked one girl from tinder. She was okay but wanted a bf and I've never liked tall girls even though I'm stupid tall.
I also met an Indian chick from tinder
She was all kinds of messed up
I arranged to meet her at her place to fuck
Got there and she was all 'I don't know, this is going too fast, etc'
Finally got her pants off and went down on her. She came super fast. She still doesn't let me fuck her but gives me a good blowjob.
I hadn't fapped or fucked in a good 2 weeks and I shot the biggest load over her face. It was beautiful, the look of surprise and almost horror as I came all over her face.
Also met an Irish girl, but she didn't let me fuck her bc no condom. Bitch wouldn't even suck my dick. She had nice fake breasts, too.
Also met a Japanese chick but she was waaaay out of my league. God she was pretty. I tried to invite myself upto her apartment, but she wasn't interested at all, unfortunately.
Met my current wife from plentyoffish. She's out of my league too, looks wise.
Only other girl I've met was from Craigslist but she tricked me with the angle of the photo as she was a fucking whale. Still fucked her bc drunk. I remember my hips being sore for days after fucking her because she was that fat the weight of her while riding me internally bruised me.
/my internet sexcapades
>>768110478
I tried tinder with zero success, but I met 7 girls using badoo, prob because I'm 18 and tinder ia for older people
>>768112439
how is that even possible? i have a 50-60% win rate on this shit and all my opening lines are really fucking bad, either i insult them or i start talking about "i'm certain you can deepthroat" kind of bullshit.
>>768110478
Just matched with a chick who is genetically my type yet she has short hair my kryptonite; my dick is confuse.
Too insecure to make a tinder. 20y baby face virgin. I'm afraid.
>>768110478
i gave Tinder a try last summer for 1½ week and i bought the booster thing, swiped right on atleast 300-400 girls and i only got 3 matches where two of them didn't respond and the last one i had an 8 message conversation with.
>tfw been single for 7 years and i probably will never find love again
>>768114064
LMAO more like short dick kryptonite
>>768114470
Did you find love before? Just curious as it seems like you've lost "the one" and never recovered from it.
>>768114568
Go back to Re-ddit please.
>>768114580
well ive had 4 girlfriends prior, and im in my early 20's.. i have not lost 'the one' im sure of it. just gave up on giving a fuck about myself and how i look, shit stinks anon.
>>768113757
I love how you say your current wife implying that there's definitely more to come hahaa.
>>768113838
Isn't Badoo pay to use?
>>768114470
Your profile pics must have been terrible.
The profile pics I use are of my be ore I became a massive alcoholic about ten years ago. I used to workout a lot and looked fantastic.
Now I'm fat with a beer gut
Some girls don't mind I cheated with the pics
One really fell for me, I don't know why.
The main thing if you want to fuck the first time you meet, is to talk a lot about sex and get them really wet, and basically make it a given that you are going to fuck
>>768114622
fuck off and make me you tiny dicked tinder wannabe dickshit
>protip: you litterally cant
>>768114656
Only you can change that bro. I'm in a similar situation myself, except I feel like I have lost "the one". Was with her for eight years, my weed addiction is what fucked everything. On day 2 of no weed, can't sleep incredible night sweats it's fucking shit. This is the beginning of reinventing myself, you should do the same.
>>768114707
Yeah kinda, you pay 2€ for 100 credits, you need 10 credits to send a message to a girl, I prefer that because you can be original with the message and work on that.
>>768113915
>I’m certain you can deepthroat
>>768114813
First time on 4chan junior? You do realise it wasn't him that replied to you? Toooooo many chromosomes.
>>768110478
Met the woman of my life on Tinder, going on 3 years and it’s simply perfect.
Had decent luck with OkCupid and others as well, but never scored as great as with Tinder.
Now we’re currently looking for a woman to be with us and maybe build up a relationship with us, but we’ve had no luck on any platform, tbh. Seems to be particularly difficult because we’re not looking for just sex... And we’re in Portugal, which is a pretty backwards country, but whatever...
Anyway, sorry for the tangent there, Tinder works, you just have to not be a complete Aspie, fairly good looks and be witty.
Tinder, OkCupid, and Bumble. No luck so far..
>>768110478
I met my girl on tinder.
I wasn't looking for a relationship, but wasn't against one happening. used it basically to fill the void of lack of attention. We fucked once, and the sex was so good for both of us we both ended up getting caught up in feelings. it'll be a year in 2 months that we've been together now. We have only been apart from each other for a total of 9 days in that year, but she basically moved in and she loves my kids and I love her kid.
I've had lots of relationships on various dating apps. Had a LOT of fun whenever I could and at one point I was banging 3 chicks and whoever I was dating at the time. The 3 chicks knew of the other, and all were so cool about it, but never found anyone that was fully satisfying enough to fill the void of 3 women i would talk to daily. She gave me enough love and attention that 1 person was good enough.
tl'dr?
>i fucked lots of bitches, found one i fell in love with
Many matches. Many dates. Two girlfriends I met on Tinder. I'm not overly attractive, but I am powerlifter mode. Most Tinder chicks are stupid and boring.
Recently fucked pic related several times off Tinder.
>>768115098
The majority of them are just looking for an ego boost. Don't waste my time with that shit.
>>768110478
newfag here. how do you make sure women you meet on tinder and other sites are real? I tried finger in mouth, shoe on head in photos and they sent them, but I still am suspicious that they're just dudes pretending to be women.
>>768115166
Try meeting them IRL to find out?
>>768115166
Making sure their facebook/instagram are legit. Talking on the phone/meeting in a public place first.
>>768115214
tried that once. went to restaurant and sat there like utter loser dipshit for 2 hours waiting. kek. I'm not a neckbeard either, just dumb I guess.
>>768114772
My pictures was probably bad yeah, but i cant really talk to them if they dont match with me to begin with lol so its a lose lose situation
>>768114826
yeah i know that.. sad thing is i worked out a couple of years back and things we're getting better for me but i gave up out of nowhere and went back to my old habbits again.
I dont know man, its hard to get any motivation at this point. i have just accepted it
All together form tinder, I’ve fucked about 52 girls and I’ve had about 5 long term gfs, including the one I have now, but seriously guys it’s not that fucking hard, you talk on tinder for a minute then ask for there number, then keep talking, then you invite them over!! All ways wrap it up unless you are dating them though. But yeah you guys are either ugly as fuck, or autistic and can’t talk to people, because this is the easiest thing ever. If you want any tips just ask though
>>768115291
one of them has a legit instagram, I think - but how do you tell?
>>768110478
>never knew what pics to use
>no idea what to write on bio
>totally clueless but give it a go
>try to game the system
>swipe right (yes) on everything
>this has got to work
>a lot of bullshit matches
>bots and prostitutes
>some edgy and ugly girls
>convos go nowhere
>no girls will meet me
>tinder flagged me for swiping right too much and too quickly
>fuck
>get date with feminist jew
>shows up late and sweaty and smelly
>fucking disgusting
>hang out at starbucks
>go along with her liberal convo
>thinks i'm "cool" and "down" with degeneracy cause my hair is long
>a total delusion on her part, i assure you
>when i'm leaving she says
>"okay bye i love you"
>jesus fucking christ
>gets mad at me a few days later for "ignoring" a text
>blows up like a psycho
>fuck this shit
>finally get a date with some bitch
>kinda ugly but chunky with big tits and ass
>italian and barely word of fucking english
>weird fucking date
>score second date
>notice her thinning hair and bad breath
>try to kiss her on beach
>friendzoned again
>score date with ugly as shit girl
>feminist, jew, etc
>she smokes my cigs trying to be cool
>gets fucking sick and has some kind of episode
>date was weird
>nothing in common
>leave date and say goodbye
>give her an autist salute as goodbye
>i don't give a shit
fuck tinder
>>768115423
52 is a very specific number anon. You sure you're not a bullshitting cunt?
>>768110478
I met my gf on tinder so yea...
>>768115435
Instagram is a bit harder. It's more Facebook that helps you tell if someone is a real person. You can typically see that they have actual friends on there from their area. History of school/work etc.
Link the instagram and I'll give you my 2 cents.
>>768115423
i'm scared bro
>>768115495
No I have every single girls name, written down in my notebook
>>768111684
Hey baby, were your parents retarded? Coz you sure are special
>>768114956
>the sex was so good for both of us we both ended up getting caught up in feelings
this is gross to me. after so many years of no sex i am starting to get disgusted by both the idea of sex and the idea of romantic feelings. am i getting fucked in the head?
>>768115623
So if that's the case then it wouldn't be "about 52 girls" then would it? I call bullshit OP. I'm sure some anons think better of you though, for saying you've fucked 52 women, whoever you are.
>>768115675
yeah you are.
i'm fucked behind the idea of the sex being what led to feelings.
>wrong order lad
>>768115799
Well because some of them only sucked my cock, and some traps thrown in there from tinder so I don’t know if I would count those also I am not op... you don’t have to believe me, and just trying give you some tips
>>768115934
well what are your tips then? give us 5 good ones
>>768115675
not at all. you've just taken the red pill.
honestly you should listen to tom leykis and sandman. you'll probably resonate a lot more with them
welcome to the world of mgtow
>be me
>get drunk one night
>get a match on Tinder
>girl wants to chat on Insta
>sends nudes, wants me to send nudes
>figure "fuck it" send dick pick
>next day, look at convo
>instant regret. her pix could be from any one of the threads I see on 4Chan
>figure some homo now knows what I look like naked
>oh well.
>fap to 4Chan again
Social media makes people even more lonely, I think. Everyone I knew in hs seems to have this amazing life on FB, while I'm still sitting alone in my apartment talking to the cat at night, and getting catfished by fags (I think) on Tinder.
>inb4 virgin loser - not a virgin, but probably a loser
>>768114171
What are you afraid of? I don't think that you can get hurt by making an account.
>>768116054
1.be confident and assertive, but by a douchebag
2. Never stop asking questions, never let there be a awkward silence,
3. Be attractive and or at least be physically fit with abs,
4. Don’t dress like a complete bum on the date
5. Handle rejection, just because I’ve fucked a bunch of girls off dating apps doesn’t mean I haven’t been rejecting by a shit ton as well, after awhile pun just stop getting nervous meeting the girls and not give a fuck
>>768113915
>Being this autistic
Jesus anons, its not difficult. Just be respectful and flirty. Flirty means talking about sex without talking directly about sex. To do this, you need to learn what words hold inherent sexual/erotic context. Hard, enticing, stimulating, spark, exciting - the list goes on. Use those words and work them into what you're actually saying. *After talking about physical hobbies like climbing* "I'm a bit of a thrill seeker actually, always looking for the next stimulating activity ;)".
Keep doing that and you'll at the very least subconsciously put sex into her head, but chances are she'll know what you're doing - she'll be okay with it because you're not immediately being creepy. You're slowly working up to the idea of sex while still letting her get to know you as a person - if she gets creeped out and shortens her responses back off, if she's into it and doing it back keep going.
Men and women are very different. Men will just take "Lets fuck" literally and have no issues with it - its rare we get given the opportunity. The other way around though, I guarantee you're at least in the double digits of men to have said that to her THAT DAY. Its exhausting for her, and you don't want to be just another guy. You've got to set yourself out from the crowd, and that means not diving straight into the sexual advances. Its not hard to ask basic questions about her and give flirty responses. Tinder isn't some easy mode - if you don't have IRL game then your tinder game is going to be equally, if not more weak.
>>768116360
Not a douchebag*
>>768116308
whores dont count anon
>>768110478
Nope
Same with every other dating site too
>>768110478
I think I got a trap,
Should I post pic?
>>768116409
This!!! I am the 52 guy, this is exactly what you do..
>>768116494
Go for it
>>768114064
make her love you and then slowly make her to grow a nice long hair for you. my gf used to dye her hair and I told her maybe she would look better with natural hair color. she doesn't dye it anymore
>>768114907
Troy stop this!
>>768116424
dammit!
>>768116409
This is pretty much how you get any female in any other scenario of life. Women like to be seduced intellectually, emotionally as well as physically.
Men just want someone sucking on our pee-pee.
>>768110478
only swipe right on those youd actually meet
do the same to each, say their NAME! (f.e. LISA!)
see if you click by making yourself laugh, telling some shite about yourself, joking around, you get me
see if shes up to meet by simply asking
if she say yes but cant do right now, get number
if she says yes, get number
meet
you got yourself a date, the rest is really up to her, now
>>768111950
Then talk about yourself a little, open up and hope they do the same. Your responses should be at least 20+ words initially, and NEVER below three words. If you've been chatting consistantly for 30 mins, move it onto facebook. At the end of the conversation, offer to meet for drinks or coffee within the next 3 days (drinks if you want to bone, coffee if you like the girl and want to take it slow). Make sure to offer it like a statement, so not
>"Hey would you like to get a coffee sometime?"
Instead
>"Hey I'm free this Thursday evening, lets go for drinks at *place*
She'll turn you down the same way if she's going to, but the second one makes you seem more assertive and confident, which increases your chances of sex if she actually likes you.
>>768110478
game the system by swiping right on everybody then just waste your time on the matches you actually want to fuck or at least look easy if your desperate but pro tip ugly chicks are impossible to pick up for some reason and usually end up being total bitches anyway
>>768116578
why do girls dye their hair? it's always better when natural. who started this bullshit.
this leddit fag gets it
https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/8i7g7h/to_anyone_that_thinks_gay_men_are_sex_addicts_and/
>>768110478
got 650 matched on my phone right now going back a long way, never banged a single one, feels bad man
>>768117035
youve never gone down on a chick with dyed pubes my friend
>>768116543
Exactly! Try treating her like a human being and you'll have a much higher success rate. A lot of guys seem to think of women as some slot machine that you can input minimal effort, maybe some money and bam, sex town ahead. But its just not the case. You have to treat them the same as you would any male stranger or friend. And if you ARE treating her the same as you treat your male friends, your friends either secretly hate you or are just as emotionally stunted as you are.
>>768117128
bitch you've never gone down on shit
>>768110478
Hell yes!
When it was new, if you matched a woman, she wanted to fuck, plain and simple. You just needed to shower and meet her.
After a while, everyone jumped in, and a lot of women didn't want to fuck. So, I paid for unlimited swipes and change my location.
The trick is to check tinder when you go to the store, to the mall, to school, where ever. Sometimes you will see a hot woman, and you can literally see her on tinder if you check it.
All you have to do is crack a joke, say let's meet up, or ask for her number to send a pic.
Tinder made getting pussy incredibly easy, but you still need to leave your house. It's great for travelers.
I think I banged about 30 girls from tinder over the past 3 or 4 years. I know I had 10 different women one month and felt like a whore.
>>768116108
>welcome to the world of mgtow
You guys are the r9k of incels, which is somehow even more impressively pathetic. There's still a chance this anon can turn himself around and you're trying to permatard him.
>>768114907
yeah, doesn't really matter to me does it cunt? 12 years later and I still don't care about tards like you imagine that
>>768117364
>still a chance this anon can turn himself around
not likely man. i haven't gotten laid in like 5 years. i don't even know exactly how long it has been. it might be 7 years for all i know. that's how fucked i am.
>>768117292
that sounds like virgin talk to me
>>768117504
takes one to know one chumpo
>>768117328
How do u look anon? I'm getting matches but my text game is weak as hell
>>768115675
No, you're not headfucked. You're just resenting what you feel you can't have. Honest advice, get out the house more and meet women IRL. You'll face rejection, and it'll suck but keep going. Guarantee that after you've had sex a few times you'll be more open to it, and eventually the idea of romantic feelings.
>>768117563
virgin for sure
>>768117286
Yeah exactly, we’ll said anon, if you come off socially awkward or insecure, most girls will pick that up ReAL fast, and then it’s over before it even started
You gotta be confident and assertive,
>>768117468
All it takes is one drop of sweet poon to relieve your burdened wizardy. It might be better to try than building a golden wall around it.
I did,i actually lost my virginity 3 months ago with a girl from tinder
How often do girls message you first?
>>768116752
Very true. Men can deal with no-strings sex - like literally we meet, we fuck, we go our separate ways. I mean, I prefer to be seduced intellectually, emotionally and physically and that will make me catch feelings - but I can deal with just the physical aspect. Women cannot. They need all three, which means you need to be able to provide all three. But if you're not investing some time into yourself to be smarter, more connected and physically fit for general life anyway, you don't really deserve to be dating women in the first place.
>>768117645
hitting on chicks you know you can never land can be fun make a game out of it and see how far you can get using lines that couldnt possibly work because you have nothing to lose then be shocked the one time you talk to an 11/10 and somehow get her interested by telling her how good you are at world of warcraft its an insane confidence booster
>>768117622
I have a face you either love or hate, but in all my pics I'm having fun.
My profile just has the words 'say something intelligent to me'
Remember: everyone is a weirdo to someone, everyone is ugly to someone, you are not looking for those people, you are looking for YOUR people.
I swiped on all chicks, talked to whoever would talk to me. I fucked a couple of fat chicks but it was really fun to practice with them. I swear to God once you are fucking other women can smell it on you and want you to fuck them. I fucked fat chicks until I didn't have to fuck fat chicks.
Go for it all, bro.
>>768117886
this thing is shit. youll get bots more often than not and liars. Dont bother, just go get it and find out yourself. Its garbage now
>>768115125
offer to buy her a bra that fits
>>768110478
5 gfs and maybe 20 fuck buddies
You kind of turn into a whore after a while though and same for a lot of the girls unfortunately. Im hoping the current gf lasts but shes done more shit than I have almost. Flown out to fuck two guys.. fucking in front of people, shibari, fet life, kinkd, mff threesomes, fucking in front of people
I literally have to start tinder relationships with... if youre serious about us I need you to permanently delete your tinder in front of me purge yoyr fuck budies and make a new life path or it isnt going to work because if I dont theyre still hung up on 8 inch cock fuck buddies the whole ego boost.. the hoards of guys on social media etc...
Play your cards well guys use this as fuck buddy material do what I do, or find them somewhere less slutty
>>768118097
if youre ugly dont hide it be that fat guy that brags about a keg being better than a 6 pack not the scrawny guy wearing baggy clothes
>>768117758
It is worth noting you can be a little socially awkward, but NOT insecure. The inner-workings of social interactions elude even expert sociologists sometimes. One line here or there that doesn't land, or an awkward moment can be used to your advantage - just practise a slow laugh and joke about it. Some girls find it cute when you're a little flustered because of them. As long as you're not a complete sperg, its okay to make small social faux passes.
But insecurity? Man they will be out the door before you've even ordered the drinks if they pick up on it. You have to feel secure in yourself in all aspects, specifically mentally and emotionally. If you're not secure in your actions you will hear their vagina seal up with the windows shut down noise.
I met a girl at a party and then she found me on tinder.
We went out once, fucked on the second date. Then she got up and left immediately and ghosted me after. I think she had a boyfriend.
10/10
Would not recommend.
Yeah some. Dated two girls (both from my town) on there, the second has now been my gf for the past two years. She's an autist too btw. Not a /b/-tard though, just a regular tard.
Wasn't very succesful with the first girl btw, only kissed. It wasn't a great match.
>>768117852
1 in every 4 matches on average. I like it, I tend to throw in a joke about gender roles and they eat it up. If a girl messages first though, its nearly always just "Hey", no actual questions or effort.
>>768118260
Yeah I remember one tinder whore told me she likes to make guys fall for her while she fucks them over ... And then started to do that with me lol
One funny moment was her crying and asking me why don't I trust her ... And right then a Tinder DING! Went off. Another time she sent a screenshot and I saw like 3 matches at the top of the screen.
Anyway, she used to let do all kinds of crazy sex shit, but the lies became too much. At least I got 2 pairs of Jordan's out of her. I would never pay so much money for gym shoes lol.
>>768117622
ye same
Tinder got me laid. Last Labor Day I matched with a 7/10 and started talking about Game of Thrones and weekend plans. Next day, I make the move and ask her out for drinks. We meet and and a couple of followup dates until I kissed her. A lot of texting and hanging at her place. One night after tequila and video games, I made the move and we were having sex in her bedroom. Pretty cash.
"Break up" after a month but I still talk to and hang out with her every once in a while.
Tinder gets a 4 out of 5 stars review from this dude.
>>768118746
Can you explain one of your jokes
Been dating a girl I met on tinder since December. Working out pretty well, OP.
yeah
gotten head from 3 different girls, fucked two different girls, gotten plenty of nudes. a lot of them were really cute.
>>768118315
Very true! I’ve definitely said things that don’t land, or maybe let out a nervous laugh of a girl is reaaaally hot, but it all works out in the end, so you are right
>>768117852
Literally never
Over 20 matches. Do not talk to them cuz that will make it real. One day anons one day.
Tried it once then my ex suddenly suggested dating again. Haven’t looked at the app since
I've got 3 girls on the go currently from tinder, smashed girl 1 a few times already, just went out for the first time with girl 2 last night for dinner and drinks, kissed her and already have second date planned. Been chatting with girl 3 for a week now, gonna get together this weekend for drinks and see where it goes
>>768112941
let me tell you a secret not all women bleed when they loose their virginity
>>768120076
I'd fuck this bitch so fast....You just know the sex would be filthy.
>>768112941
What age are you? Are you American?
>>768110478
>this is a glitchy, or what?
>>768110478
No. But to be fair, I’m hideously ugly.
>>768110478
>mutual breakup with my girl
>few years together have taught me a lot
>install tinder while hitting on every single woman
>buy tinder fucking gold with my mates for the fun
>swipe the cool chicks right
>get some matches
>small talk with said matches
>one day a 7,5/10 bitch likes me
>first message saying she DTF
>meet her in the park
>bit awkward but I'm a casual guy so I roll
>she thinks I'm cool and we get along
>fucked her on the date after
>fucked her everytime we met after
tinder is ok, just don't expect a lot
>>768121225
show pic faggot I'll give you a fair opinion
