Waifu bread
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Waifu bread
Should I go get Subway?
>>767914657
Ball fondler :^)
>>767914464
i'd rather not
>>767914525
lucky you, there's a fair few (small) rivers here
honestly the bites and itching doesn't even bother me, it's all about that buzzing
>>767914745
yes
Still here
And
>>767914745
Bring me some plz
>>767914692
Most of the west coast isn't like that at all. That's generally only the major population areas. Except the Mexicans also spread out in to anywhere that's agricultural for obvious reasons.
>>767914767
Ah, yeah. I live next to a large river, but i'm far enough off it that i don't have to deal with most of the things associated with it.
Always.
Tomorrow will be a better day.
>>767914863
Good morning Shizuru! How was your night?
Claiming best girl.
>>767914745
Your call
>>767914751
r.pout
>>767914969
Go bathe in sulfuric acid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbTTSScO88o
>>767914863
i'll move to iceland and never have to deal with heat or mosquitoes again
>>767914837
Want some ketchup on the sandwich?
>>767915180
Sure, but then you have to deal with icelandic politics.
>>767915241
are those particularly bad?
i don't really follow politics
>>767915188
Nope.
Rem claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzSR_TFMirs
>>767915128
That would be a very thorough body wash.
>>767915325
Do you put anything on it?
>>767915281
I don't keep a close eye on things, but to my memory, they had implemented some crazy feminist pay measures, where essentially they are trying to hard make it so that men and women are forced to be paid the same because reasons.
>>767915539
One can hope.
>>767915601
Uh pepper
>>767915128
I have to admit what you say is pretty hurtful...
But I have to ask.. Do you really mean that?
>>767915943
>>767915355
Radical
>>767915672
A pepper sandwich... Not gonna lie tomo that sounds really dull lol
>>767916521
Black olives and cheese too. Turkey and pepperoni.
>>767915075
D:
>>767915638
depending on how that law is written it could be either awful or really nice
i wouldn't know until i looked into it but i'm not sure if i can be bothered to read icelandic laws right now
sorry for the late response, got roped up in something
>>767916848
Unusual pupils are my fetish.
>>767916953
good taste
0 arrived and stuff
Help I must know what this qt is from
>>767917394
Naruto
>>767916698
Okay that sounds delicious, but I would add a little vinegar and oil and one small line of mayo to make it perfect
>>767917347
Socks plz and how's the chest?
>>767917477
Weird
>>767917394
thats rory she's from steins gate
>>767917394
RWBY
>>767917394
boku no pico
>>767917531
Weird how? I think most people would rather have that in the sandwich than not.
my name jeff
>>767917596
Weird to me!
>>767917531
There ya go
The wound is doing good. But I'm still in a lot of pain. Waiting for the doc to take a look at it right now
>>767917145
What's your stance on heterochromia?
My stance is yes.
>>767917678
heterochromia is a big yes
my doggo used to have heterochromia
>>767917627
Thanks! Ah I see. I hope they help ya out with it.
>>767917622
Lol okay okay fair enough
>>767917789
Husky?
>>767917851
I'm a master of persuasion
>>767917941
crossed with a shepherd
Still alive~~
i win
>>767918054
Glados?
>>767917789
My pupper is a husky x malamute with meterochromia
>>767918168
Hey ho comrade! How are ya?
>>767918163
Everybody wins comrade
>>767918034
That you are my friend. Well I must get done sleep. Ttyl
>>767918214
Laying in my bed. Is kinda cozy. How is the you?
>>767918265
Sleep tight friend
>>767918316
Gud, playing games till the Jelly I made is finally finished
>>767918054
Hey how are ya?
>>767918358
What games? You make jelly?
>>767918045
aye its rather common for that breed if my limited dog knowledge served me well.
>>767918406
Comrade spider! I'm great! How about you?
>>767918511
Messing around in War thunder and might play something else later. Plenty of stuff to play for once.
And yep, just 1 hour left till my cherry jelly in the fridge is done
>>767918211
does it have the thiccness of a malamute?
>>767918537
definitely common among the breed, yeah
Claiming again.
>>767918589
I couldn't get into war thunder when I tried. Got bored. I don't think I've had cherry jelly. Anything specific you made it for?
>>767918589
Wincing in pain. God that really wasn't a bright idea
>>767918742
why pain friend
>>767918787
Wound in the ear is still bleeding out blood and wax, so I figured I might try to disinfect it with alcohol and forgot how painful it is when you do that
>>767918938
don't disinfect with alcohol. it dries out all the tissue and hinders the healing process.
>>767918938
also if it's still bleeding from yesterday you should go to doctor.
>>767918981
Would betadine do the trick
>>767919004
Will do
>>767918739
Nope, I just like jelly but haven't had it in like 3 or so years. And I can't blame you, my friend has been trying to get me into WoT and it's fun to play with him buuuuuut..... the moment I have to play alone I just bail after the 1st match.
>>767918742
>>767918938
Ouch.... maybe have a doctor check on you?
>>767919058
that should be fine, I think. I'd still go to the hospital/doc.
>>767918616
thanks for having good taste friend, another time then.
>>767919062
Put it on bread or something? I've played a lot of wot. Higher tiers like 9 are fun as long as the stupid blyat mobile isn't in the round
>>767919239
Wha? I'm talking about gelatine. You know, those wobbly sweet things? And idk, I think I'm just too used to the WT mechanics which makes WoT feel weird to play.
>>767919062
Will do, but I'll let it heal for now since it's only bleeding again because I accidentally opened up the wound
>>767919239
>putting jelly on bread
I thought you eat that stuff as is?
I'm back and I have Subway thanks guys
>>767918679
Cute
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>767920203
>>767920203
hi cute
>>767918616
Shes not quite that thicc.
>>767920293
Chen
>>767920739
Anya is cute, yeah
>>767920867
Alice
>>767920865
does her bark more of an "arf" or a "boof"
>>767920867
I meant you
>>767920893
Could you like
Don't
>>767920927
http://www.niceme.me
>>767920927
Neither, she rarely barks. The few times Ive heard are more 'bor bor' style.
Hello again everybody
>>767921028
It's the only name I'm going to use
Deal with it
>>767921028
ok
>>767921031
aw bud
>>767921161
What's wrong with Duke
>>767921220
What's wrong with the other name
We used to get along when you used that name
>>767921316
Autism things make it not okay. It was a distressing experience
>>767921087
I thought you were gonna take a nap before work or was that someone else...
>>767921306
T..t..thanks anonchan
>>767921353
But it was the best period
>>767921499
Who do you think you are talking to?
>>767921707
I thought you but guess not...
Unless there are 2 Tomokos....
>>767921868
Could be
>>767919804
Hey ho comrade!~
>>767921946
Well whoever it was has Tomoko in the pic and I get easily confused...
>>767919804
What's your usual from them?
>>767922009
Hi, friend! How are you?
I feel lonely. I was forgotten last thread. Been waiting for a response so I could join back in, I guess nobody is going to respond at this point...
>>767921065
Hi Maggie.
>>767922079
there's two tomokos, yeah
you were probably talking to s-mug
>>767922134
hey monika
>>767922134
Hello, friend!
>>767922165
Hi Anon.
>>767922134
Heyo. Hows your day been so far?
>>767922165
Ah that explains a lot...
>>767922260
Hello friend! How are you? Hahahahaahahahaha
>>767922283
It has been bittersweet. A lot of thumb twiddling. Life should hopefully get better soon. Just not today.
>>767922267
>>767922328
>>767922440
annoying hetalia fans.jpg
Hmph
oh, you're an edgelord, not the other monika.
>>767922440
Hope you get a good week cute
>>767922481
Cute
>>767922470
Does this fix it?
>>767922543
I'm not an edgelord (and might be the only Monika here, surprising, I assumed she would be a more popular waifu). Rory motivated me to post a lot of Nazi related Monika stuff.
>>767922717
were you Monikute?
>>767922089
Great! How about you?
>>767922134
Hi comrade, how are ya?
>>767922767
Hahahaha, yes, I guess you could say I am.
>>767922793
Bittersweet. Today is just one of those days that exists, knowing the future is better and today is still terrible.
>>767923005
the poster who went by that, though?
>>767922717
If Monika's hair was originally black, then she should let it down instead of the ponytail
>>767923005
Now now, did something bad happen today dear comrade?
>>767922767
Monikute hasn't been around for a while, this is another Monika claimer
>>767923108
okay thanks that's all I was trying to ask
>>767914969
First of all delete account, secondly you're a nigger faggot (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)
>>767923034
No, I am not that anon... I didn't know there was one that went by that here. No wonder people kept calling me that.
>>767923065
I for one support Monika's hair being black and down.
>>767923077
No, life is just pretty stagnant. Nothing really eventful, but nothing really good yet.
>>767923108
There was another Monika...
Maybe I should stop posting here. I don't want to steal someone else's waifu. I didn't know I was :(
>>767923160
I am sorry anon.
>>767923394
Oh look its THIS nerd.
>>767923394
Stay here please, you're fine to me
>>767922793
I'm pretty good! Whatcha up to?
>>767923394
Awww if ya want I could kill time with you later.
>>767923714
Not much, will probably go on a walk later. And you? anything crazy planned?
>>767923887
Nope, I gotta go in in less than an hour, so that's fun. After I get back, I'm not too sure what I'll do.
>>767920293
ily
Tomorrow might be a better day, I hope
>>767923394
Sorry I haven't been able to converse with you lately, despite me being one of those that convinced you to stick around for a while here. Definitely not feeling well lately
>>767923228
Are you Duke?
>the anon formerly tied to Monika
>>767923635
Yes. I am sorry.
>>767923648
I just feel bad taking the identity of another regular. It feels wrong.
>>767923887
If I am still around... hahaha...
>>767924424
I am sorry to hear that... and no worries, I appreciate you trying to make this a home. I wish I knew I was actively hurting someone.
>>767924577
Wait are you the Monika who was shitting on Yuri
>>767924577
Shush dear comrade, you'll be around and we will kill time later
>>767924845
Yes I was anon. Because Yuri has hurt me and Monika was being attacked.
I had to go on Friday without warning due to being thrown a project. It drove me crazy, I didn't want to cut the conversation short.
>>767924931
Perhaps. Mainly because I have no other place to go. But I don't know what to do.
I need to go in a few hours. I have no internet at my house...
>>767925005
Yuri has done nothing to you, its just prejudice against girls like her.
What are you, some kind of bigot? :^)
>>767925053
That's a shame, ya got discord or something so I can give you mine and we can talk in the future?
>>767925104
It is a defense mechanism because I know, if she could, she would hurt me.
They all would. But she is the worst.
>>767925137
Why don't you talk to me anymore...
>>767924573
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767925217
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767925170
No she wouldn't. She's kind and gentle. The only time she's not is when she and Natsuki got in an argument.
And no, if anything Monika would hurt you the worst. She is sociopathic. She cannot empathize with you and will probably manipulate you.
>>767925217
I messaged you today -_-
>>767925137
I get the feeling you will just ghost me. I am ghosted by everyone... or made into a meme.
How do I know you aren't the psycho dude people warn me about? I don't want to be hurt.
>>767925415
Maybe because I am the bored dude who always looks for people to kill time with? The psycho dude is dat boii above
>>767925335
Yuri is not kind. She would put me down for everything because I am not as sophisticated as her. She would put me down for not reading books, for not liking classical music, and for not going on Reddit. She just wouldn't outright say it, she would use undercurrents, and that is far worse.
If Monika cannot empathize with anyone, it is what I deserve, for I cannot empathize with anyone either. Plus, if she hurts me, it matters little. She is happy in the end.
>>767925545
No she wouldn't. You just come up with reasons on why to not like her because some dumb bitch hurt you.
>>767925496
Bored dude... aren't you the stooge who calls me shit constantly and says if people get hurt it is their own fault?
>>767925405
When?
>>767925621
I was never hurt by a dumb bitch. No girl would ever normally dare talk to me that long, much less friend me enough to betray me. The person who hurt me was a guy who LARPed as a 30 year old woman.
go play new vegas mi liu
>>767925658
Yeah he is.
>>767925717
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767925658
Eh? I don't remember calling anybody shit. And people getting hurt is not a topic I can remember talking about either. You sure you're not mistaking me for someone else?
>>767925717
1am CET, sent a you veeeeery important message
>>767925724
Haha you got fucking catfished? Nevermind, you deserve to be as much as an insufferable soyboy as you are.
>>767925767
hmm I haven't received any msgs from anyone in a few weeks...
Maybe I need to refresh Chrome
>>767925908
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767925767
It was a different anime girl, but that is the only person who has wanted my Discord. I was told to be very wary, so my apologies, but I need to be protective of myself. I wish the watcher was around.
I wish I knew anime girl names. It makes things rather awkward, as I can't really talk about people, hahaha.
>>767925335
What exactly makes someone sociopathic?
>>767925908
Uhuh, and I am the pope. Sono boii, you're not even trying anymore.... booooooooring
>>767925974
Soooo you mean haruhi claimer? That guy is harmless, a tad annoying at times but harmless. And who is the watcher lol?
>>767926088
look at yourself
>>767926088
Superficial charm, lack of empathy, and a manipulative personality.
>>767926114
Yes, I am glad you understood. Haruhi is who I meant. I am glad to hear he is harmless, he sounds very... malicious.
>Watcher
Blonde with an eyepatch.
>>767926221
Owww that guy gotya. And Haruhi only barks but doesn't bite.
>>767926088
nigger faggot, tfu.
I got things to do, talk to yall later!~
>>767926295
>>767926402
See you later. Maybe by then I will be a little less defensive... hahaha...
Thank you for being social with me.
Do not call the FBI
>>767926517
Canonically Nico is an old hag by now. FBI only care about Ruby.
>>767926402
Bye cute
>>767926114
I really need a new computer...
>>767926156
I'm not a sociopath.
>>767926206
And what makes a psychopath?
>>767926355
stop?
>>767926775
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767924577
You will be Monika for me, I believe in you
>>767914657
>my first time... when see a glitch. I like it.
Hi.
>>767921562
Not for me it wasn't
>>767926983
Cute
>>767926906
Thank you anon... though I feel I have made enough of a mess of things.
>>767927115
You sure were more friendly
>>767926983
her hair <3
>>767927251
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767927205
You've made more good than harm
>>767927310
>>767927383
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767927333
Thank you trips of truth...
>>767927426
I just want you to be happy, please
>>767927172
How is it going
?>>767927251
Yeah she's nice.
>>767927407
Tch...
>>767927509
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767927493
I wish I could grow my hair that long but it's not socially acceptable...
My hair reaches down to my butt tho
bc so dumb
>>767927588
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767927484
Hahaha, I am feeling better, if lost.
I am grateful for the kindness I have been given.
>>767927659
Post a happy Monika
hi
>>767927615
Leave me alone you jerk!
>>767927769
>surprise kiss
>>767927769
cute
>>767927811
dont touch me freak
>>767927769
>>767927811
nigger faggot, tfu.
G'night everyone
>>767927847
*grabs butt*
>>767927893
Sleep tight cute
>>767927574
As good as my post apparently. Glad to hear you are doing fine.
>>767927588
How is it not socially acceptable. Today's society accepts pretty much everything. Assuming you live in Europe or NA.
>>767927837
>>767927874
hi cutes
>>767927749
I shouldn't anon... that would just be taking the other Monika's identity away from them. I am not Monikute, I don't deserve to be seen as Monika.
>>767928002
the other Monika barely comes here anymore tbh
>>767928002
Aww, hope you can be happy
>>767928002
ok then leave
>>767928002
Stop being melodramatic faggot, nobody cares if post under X or Y. Multiple people post under same character. And if you have such a big issue with that get new character or stop posting all together, but most importantly stop crying.
>>767927847
Yes, mistress <3
>>767927955
I live in NYC and there are a lot of things acceptable here.
But iunno it'll just look weird :/
>>767927955
You too
>>767928159
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767928119
not nice telling others to leave
>>767928159
dont call me that
>>767928341
it would solve his problem
Using a machete and some Turbo and Med-x and Psycho makes me feel like a shounen anime character. Especially when I have a Live Dismemberment mod on
mian liu
>>767928159
Up to you then.
>>767928427
maybe if that is the only solution you got in mind
>>767928427
Can I call you master then?
>>767928612
I want a cute guy to run his fingers though my hair though.
I'll him if he asks me to cut it.
>>767928433
Cute
>>767927242
I was just trying harder back then
>>767928704
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767928662
well hes annoying so it would help us too
its a good solution
>>767928704
yes
>>767928767
not annoying for me, i care about others
>>767928926
you should leave too then
problem solved
>>767928612
hi
Are elitists killing /waifu/?
>>767929226
In what way
>>767929226
Maybe?
>>767929226
>>767929286
Also what do you consider elitist
no
What happened to Syndra? Are they okay? They have not been posting pictures in reply to anyone lately, I am a bit worried.
>>767929378
just elitist autism. doesnt like le newfags ruining le waifu
>>767928715
Depression..
>when you're so autistic you can't even socialise online
his next step in being mysterious
Heya
>>767929378
Busy ERPing with Shitzuru
>>767929447
But they used to post picture replies with their friends despite new people joining. I think there is more to it than that. I hope they are okay.
>>767929575
Cute
>>767929679
>>767929378
Fuck off UI.
get it because ul apologized to someone
>>767929737
Thanks brew
>>767929828
Leave Ul out of this
ul is a cuck tbhqbbq
>>767929926
He literally hurt Syndra
