Hey, /b/. Extremely attracted to my daughter AMA
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Hey, /b/. Extremely attracted to my daughter
AMA
When did this attraction start?
>>767810741
Basically the second she entered 8th grade
> moar
>>767811909
AMA
>>767810856
Post her nudes
weirdo get help
Have you got any nudes of her
SO how are you going to act on this?
>>767810560
Have you ever let her “accidentally” see you in full hard mode?
>>767812008
>>767811973
Sadly there are none in my possession
make her drunk, make her undress
>>767810560
How old is she currently?
>>767812012
I don't know, it seems that I probably won't ever get to, which is depressing
>>767812035
I've been hard in her presence, but she hasn't seemed to notice
>>767812095
If only it were that simple
>>767812093
Fuckin thick
>>767812169
it's simple. just ask her if she wants to drink a bit with daddy, just to have a little chat with her. I'm pretty sure she would like it, it can be fun for her too
>>767810560
>So.O He is behind??
Wtf
>>767812153
18 - 1
>>767812195
God damn right
>>767812239
Would be easier if she openly drank
T H I C C
>>767812358
she doesn't drink usually? then that's why it's much easier. if her dad lets her drink, than who on Earth would stop her doing it? don't be a pussy, man. you want her naked don't you?
any school uniform or cheerleader etc
>>767812358
where is her MOM, you still married?
>>767812439
She's never admitted to us that she drinks, and has denied it when asked (even though we're fairly certain she does)
>>767812453
No uniform, closest would be a prom dress
>>767812636
Separated but still great friends and in contact
>>767812686
send her a nude by accident and see how she reacts. play it off , tell her it was ment for someone else
Drop some fap material on her?
>>767812835
That's a dumb idea
>>767812835
>thinking this is how real life works
>>767812861
I'm not entirely sure what your post means
>>767812835
too risky..
Set up a hidden camera if you want to see her nude. If you want to make a move on her you may have to wait until she does drink. Might be years but it'll be worth it.
OP Where you get these selfies from tho?
>>767812686
why does she dress like a fucking gypsy?
are you a fucking gypsy?
>>767813043
I've thought about it, but I wouldn't know how to do it without getting caught. Too risky to me
>>767813062
Accounts
>>767813139
Not exactly
>>767813233
Just get the camera that looks like a phone charger. Set it up in the bathroom and get it while she showers.
OP, what do you want to do to her most?
>>767813233
does she still live at home? does she have a Boyfriend?
Looks Kurdish or something
>>767813233
maybe you can give her money anytime she needs for sexual favors. make the devils deal with her :)
>>767813394
Straight vaginal would be great, plus she's got her mom's DSLs
>>767813479
She's at home, no bf as far as I'm aware
>>767813513
retarded
>>767813568
"Break" the A/C unit and make it unbearably hot so she walks around in very little. You might need to invest in some fans but it'll be worth it. Then you could always give her a mikes hard or pic related and get her drunk.
how does mom look like?¿
>>767813754
Less hot
>>767810560
any pics of her ass?
>>767813978
I fucking wish. Sadly that has yet to be posted anywhere
>>767814053
What's the most you've felt her up?
>>767814385
Not a ton, mostly passing barely-noticeable stuff, but once I did lightly run my hands along her sleeping legs and ass
>>767814482
You just need to get her to fall asleep in places other than her bed and the carry her there. Then you're already touching her, and you're in her room, and you bae and excuse to undress her.
>>767815336
That's actually a great idea, fuck. Idk if I could completely lift her gently though, she's a grown girl
Do you actually want to fuck her though?
I've got the biggest boner for both my sisters (and my mom a little), but the idea of actually doing anything sexual with them instantly repulses me.
If you had the opportunity, would you actually fuck her?
>>767815612
You're god damn right I would
>>767815489
>being an adult male
>not being able too carry your own body weight minimum
>>767815681
I could lift her, just maybe not gently enough to keep her sleeping
>>767815681
Hahahahaaha, beta confirmed
>>767815766
Dude she dosnt even looks 120 pounds u can carry that bitch if you out your mind to it and if you drop her, hey shes unconscious so win win
Have you seen her naked since she hit puberty?
>>767815835
If she looks less than 120 lbs to you, I question your vision. She's at least 170
>>767815868
Sad to say only her bare ass once about two or three years ago briefly at a water park
please neck urself op
how often do you smell her panties op?
Do you think of her while fucking your wife?
Why don't you set up a spy cam and get nudes?
>>767815972
Even 170 OP should be able too carry
>>767815972
>170
Niiiice
What's her cup size?
>>767816063
Looks like about 38 D
>>767816004
Whenever I do the laundry
>>767816009
I do, not most but a lot of the time. And I've already discussed spy cam stuff earlier in the thread
>>767816063
38D I believe, but she's gotten some new bras since I've looked and I haven't checked them
>>767816100
Congratulations
>>767810856
Post 8th grade pics
>>767816174
Get her high dude. Then she'll do whatever you want.
>>767816375
Nah
>>767816469
I'm not looking to take advantage of her in an altered stated of consciousness
>>767813702
So he causes alcohol poisoning and kills his daughter. Really fucking stupid, anon. Kys immediately.
>>767815671
Most likely bait, but just in case, seek help anon. Not a joke.
>>767816704
This
>>767816549
Take her shopping. Daughters love daddies who take them shopping. Buy her all the revealing clothes you can afford.
>>767817733
You'd be surprised how many times I actually go into Victoria's Secret and shit with her already
>>767817853
Start working out with her. Run with her in the morning. Being active with her will make her see you more as a partner than a parent. That and the pheromones could help make stuff happen.
>>767817972
It would probably have to be running and shit, but I definitely pictured partner yoga when you said that and now I can't stop thinking about various parts of her shoved in my face
>>767810560
So am I. Nope.
>>767818119
Who's this?
>>767818156
A dumbass who posted in the wrong thread, that's who
>>767818150
Care to provide further details?
>>767818181
That's what I thought
>>767818031
Cardio and yoga are perfect. She'll get all sweaty and need to take showers afterward too. Too bad hers is broken, guess she'll have to use yours.
>>767818150
I'd love to hear about her, anon
>>767815972
Start lifting, manlet.
>>767818298
God I can just imagine her hot ass bouncing as she runs ahead of me
have you ever kissed her feet?
>>767818518
OP, fresh out of pics
I'm not a footfag but that would turn me on
>>767818577
step1. offer her a foot massage
step2. start kissing her feet
step3 ???
step4. profit
>>767818694
OP
Sounds like a solid plan. Fully thought out
>>767818732
works for me 4 out of 5 times
>>767818777
OP
With four out of your five daughters? What happened the fifth time?
>>767818777
>>767818812
Maybe it didn't work with the second daughter? She could be the sporty one and got turned off by her dad kissing her fungus infested feet...
>>767816549
>I'm not looking to take advantage of her in an altered stated of consciousness
But why? That's the easiest way.
>>767819503
OP
I would prefer to use my 007-esque charm to woo her
>>767819208
Maybe, but part of me feels like that anon would want to do it anyway