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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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YLYL
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Post more newfag
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>>767806889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
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>>767805952
>Hmm, I found who was behind of it...
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>>767806922
HOLY FUCKING KEK DUDE!
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>>767806889
That's not funny u faggot
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>>767807748
What is that nigga doing
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>>767808434
lost idk why
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>>767807406
boring newfag trash
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>>767808977
Actual newfag detected
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>>767806922

lost
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>>767808855
he dindu i guess?
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Only Britfags over 30 will get this

It’s pretty edgy and possibly illegal
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I'm looking for an /a/non, anyone?
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>>767809116
I can help but you need to do something for me too
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>>767809435
Ok, tell me.
>inb4 kill yourself weeaboo
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>>767807748
>sneakerheads be like
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>>767808977
>newfags be like
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>>767809435
You need to tell me what it is you want first. Mine is easy but it needs loyalty
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>>767809546
>>767809902
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>>767808855
Dem new Js taste good as fuck bruh
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>>767809902
I want that boi pucci, Comey.
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>>767809102

Oh shit this the two dudes that killed and fiddled that child when they were like 10
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>>767807498
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>>767806922
lost
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>>767807686
Im stealing this one
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>>767810033
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>>767807632
"At least you tryd!"
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>>767809102
did they take a child for a walk on a train track?
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>>767806922
This story is highly illogical and patently impossible according to human anatomy, I assure you.
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>>767808977
>being this new
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>>767810377
that fucking smirk.
nioce dubs, aren't they in WA now?
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>>767810392
Then why can i do this? Shit dildoing is the greatest
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>>767805952
>So.O He is behind??
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>>767810659
I am performing a mind meld.

>My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts...

Nigga why you lying bruh.
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>>767810548
J is apparently in Doncaster prison R is in the Manchester area bumming ex coppers believe it or not
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>>767810848
how the fuck do you let a monster like that our while breathing?
fucking hell GB get your shit together, shit like this and the Rotterdam rape gangs. you need to start lynching the elite.
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Niggers
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>>767811002
kek
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>>767807632
the medal for lonely autists everywhere who just want titty.
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For the aoe fans
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>>767810282
lost, that's pretty funny
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>>767807833
>#DeportBeaners is not a valid engraving
This isn't You Rage You Lose.
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>>767806911
Checked n Kekd
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>>767811002
Hahhaa
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>>767806922
lost
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>>767810975
Rotterdam.

Sure.
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>>767810548
Venables (now known as Luke Taylor) is in Winson Green in Birmingham
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>>767811298
they actually look like a powerful couple, if actors then well shot
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>>767807632
Thirst
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>>767806922
ahh...the shit dildo. classic
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>>767807525
good ol hickock
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>>767811271
A relatable and nostalgic kek. Shame the image is so small.
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>>767806951
unsolicited, I doubt there is anything this does not call for
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>>767814696
you rape 'em we scrape 'em
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>>767809102
Yeah, that is probably in violation of some legislation
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>>767807455
Funny? Not so sure.
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>>767807463
My uncle actually lives in his Childhood house.

Not lying.
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>>767807525
lil nigga has new power and 99999 HP
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>>767811339
>When you realize micro-dosing LSD to try and be more aware, was a huge mistake.
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>>767811271
Proper chuckle
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>>767805952
>SO.O He is behind of it??
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>>767805952
Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
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>>767811568
9fag
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>>767815758
Seen this on every ylyl thread
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>>767815228
lmao newfag 9gag XD
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>>767815212
bloody kek
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>>767815758
Fake and gay
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>>767807463
Wow
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>>767807796
alig
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>>767807498
Lost
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>>767807463
This is dumb, and I love D. Byrn
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>>767806889
moar pistola gram gram
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>>767808962
Cuz you're cancer, that's why
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>>767815758
Shit story and repost.
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>>767811420
Thank god you added the retarded face to someone else's funny image. So much more relevant now.
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>>767809102
There's images of the faggot on the right, Jon Venebles.
>caught downloading cp
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>>767806893
good aim
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>>767817211
Yea goddamn we got ourselves a cum artist here boys
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>>767815758
lost
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>>767809640
>>767809683
>be like
kyselves
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>>767810186
kek
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>>767813389
nah they look like lesser races
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>>767809494
whats the ice for
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>>767818006
Immersion
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>>767807455
Moisturise me
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>>767815758
wtf how is this funny am i missing the joke
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>>767818659
Lurk more
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>>767807686
>complaining about dark souls hitboxes
fucking casual
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>>767806834
lost
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I will just
Leave this here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVOz4NVv0pY
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>>767808745
doot doot doot
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>>767815067
you come to my house, and you kick my dog
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>>767807686
Just watched a video about this ... god o_o
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>>767807748
The intelligence of a spare tyre.
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>>767818888
Chekd!!
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>>767809984
o bama licks that.
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>>767811271
What is game ?
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>>767811666
WE
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>>767815067
I lost
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>>767813389
He will beat the shit out of her and end up in jail.
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>>767811294
Damn lol a box would resist for sure
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJmIr44Cz2g
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>>767810282
does this actually work
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>>767815157
>you rape 'em we scrape 'em
No fetus can beat us.
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>>767815315
I want that to happen.
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>>767809102
Saved for her majesties pleasure
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>>767812874
Oh shit for real? The green is pretty rough, he's gotta be in solitary, I wish he wasn't though...
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>>767807483
nuggets are love
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>>767815212
But if a dude was doing the same thing, wearing only boxers she would blog the fuck out of how she was raped.
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>>767808745
Lost hard. Top kek. First time I've lost to a ylyl in a long time
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>>767815758
I know its pasta but its not funny and just barely cringe.
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>>767814550
as of the past few years, this isnt so bad. ylyl threads used to be pretty decent though when people posted new material, but this isnt the worst
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>>767822136
It was in Winson Green he got attacked after the new pics of him came out.

This is the girlfriend that stood by him
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>>767819794
Fuck man that flash animation is what? 14 years old now?
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>>767822950
Good.
Also horrifyingly she looks familiar.
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>>767815384
that's why you need a nuclear powered one
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>>767807796

What movie is this Will Smith clip from?
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>>767824132
anchorman 2
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>>767806911
Lost it lmao
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>>767807443
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>>767811002
kek
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>>767824132
Fresh prince
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>>767823562
Hnng
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>>767824132
fresh niggs in nig town
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>>767806922
I know it's probably made up but I fucking loled really hard
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>>767809102
How is this illegal
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>>767815228
jet fuel…
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been shitting for so long asshole is dorment
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>>767825459
Revealing the identity of someone in witness protection or similar situations is illegal under UK law.
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>>767805952

but remember: calling a woman a whore is wrong.
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>>767807632
apparently he wasnt 3irsty enough
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>>767806846
The miget version of we are number one looks lit af
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>>767807748
FUCK, i couldbt live in a city. All of these retards just watching like its a tuesday.

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OC. I just came across this advert today.

Almost as good as a banner ad I saw online years ago about the swine flu. It said "Are you afraid of the Swine Flu? For a chance to win a Dell laptop." And tick the box yes or no.
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>>767810957
Not the hero we want or need. Proud to have him tho
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>>767815411
Fucking libcucks.

Like, ymjust how can you make /b even shittier.
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>>767823365
>Your daughter. Shw come to my house and kicm my dog.

Fuckibg hell that was half my lifetime ago
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>>767806893
I like this
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>>767811271
woolooloo
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>>767811002
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>>767824132
Hancock 2
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>>767806893
So is there a cumstencil I can buy?
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>>767828415
Legit at half mast right now. Dont even like bbw.
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>>767811339
finally, i smirked
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>>767809640
Holy shit is it summer already
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>>767818888
>simulated difficulty
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>>767815758
Stfu nigga
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>>767830685
>Your so bad you have to claim the difficulty is simulated to feel better
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>>767805952
>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. “Žižek is love” I say, “Žižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my neoliberal illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing future authoritarian regimes in the west.
>I want to revitalize the left.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.
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>>767815119
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>>767821711
No. You can stuff the envelope but the box part hasn't worked since the 80s
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>>767806893
its that how hitlers cum?
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>>767828415
Of course the phone is dressed like a hotdog, I wonder how many phone dogs that she ogre ate
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>>767811443

bottom pic ruined it
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>>767831447
Fuckin lol.
Also if ur really jp's daughter, you know the rules.
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>>767832609
Finally something funny
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>>767807498
why did I lose...
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>>767819974
post the video?
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>>767815758

First relationships never last tbh. Part of the learning process.
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>>767809984
Is that a thong?
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>>767815067
Chuckled
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>>767833864

Don't pass out when there's midgets about.
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>>767813406
Thirdst, not thirst. Dumb faggot.
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>>767807463
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>>767815758
same fag posting this every ylyl hoping someone laughs
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