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You find these two dykes for (legal) sale at a garage sale for $5 a head.

They're dressed exactly as they are here but are wearing collars and in cages, but come with papers and everything in case anyone tries to stop you from raping/abusing them how you see fit.

What do?
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>>767755019
How much for the fat one?
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>>767755152
$5 for either of them.
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Would buy the fat and hope she can cook
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it would cost more to feed them than they are worth. i dont own a farm
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>>767755227
I'm tempted but not sure, any pics of her ass?
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>>767755367
Anyone could easily make a profit from buying both for $10, even if it's just selling them at a slight mark up to a chubby chaser or some kind of Dolcett cannibal who would
d be more than happy to legally buy a pair of women (even ones as ugly as these) to turn into BBQ or whatever.
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>>767755425
I'll have to look.
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>>767755227
Is she giving milk?
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>>767755610
In that picture? I don't think she, but she looks like a natural born hucow.
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>>767755610
God what I wouldn't give to be able to have conversations like this about women in real life while they're standing right there and inspect them like livestock for sale no matter where we happen to be...
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>>767755019
Buy them you fucking idiot
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I would just go to McDonald's tbh
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Ride home on the fat one like a horse. The other one would be my human bidet and lick my butthole clean after I shit.
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>>767755610
mooooooooooooo
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>>767755700
Yes, thats also my opinion. Would take her. Anyone ideas for the small one?
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>>767755831
Even better if they both come with cattle prods so you can shock her in her fat pig ass while you ride her home.
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>>767755857
Yes, anyone with even a vague interest in lactation or hucow play would be crazy not to buy the fat one. You could make a small fortune just by selling her milk and forcing her to be the star of forced hucow milking videos.
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>>767755761
fuckin antisocial alt right weirdos
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>>767755857
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>>767756098
Would buttplug her and shave her bald...
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No interest in the skiny one, but I'd take the fattie for five bucks, take her to the barn, string her up and milk those udders for weeks.
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>>767755857
>>767756098

Skinny one would make a great personal valet, play up that androgynous angle for that. Or turn her into a donkey or puppygirl.

Shit if I had the Infinity Gauntlet I'd turn fatty into an actual cowgirl or piggirl and turn the skinny one into a partial donkey or dog.
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>>767756246
Got a thing for V for Vendetta chicks?
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>>767756307
oh god yes, break that fat bitch down and force her to confront the fact that her only worth is being dairy stock

would you milk her by hand or machine?
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>>767756399
I wonder if after a few weeks I can still feel the difference between her ass and her pussy!
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>>767756585
Imagine asking her while she's naked and on all fours in your home like a dog, her weeping face upturned as you lift it by the chin to ask her this question...
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>>767756619
I take both! Waking up and calling one in my bed to slip in one of the six holes would be perfect!
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>>767756497
By hand of course, it produces thicker, better quality milk. It also lets me fondle those big fat tits.
I will even take a quick suck myself to make sure the milk is up to standard. Any more pics of my purchase?
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>>767756619
She's cute in this one. Anymore?
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>>767756747
*pats bed*

"Come here, my little six pack.."

Love the idea that this takes place in a world where women aren't even referenced as individual but as a collection of holes. Brag to your friends after picking these two up that you found six holes cheap while walking home last week...

Now, is it preferred that they be reprogrammed somehow to be happy and willing slaves or would beating them into obedience be half the point?
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>>767756829
How would you keep her in the barn? Just naked as-is? Dressed or painted up like a cow? Glasses still on? Allowed to speak?
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>>767755019
any nude ?
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>>767756942
Dumb and horny would be my preference. I imagine both of them on all fours spreading her cheeks. Would be a nice contrast!
I would go fat ass, small ass, small moth fat mouth, small pussy, fat pussy...
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>>767756840
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>>767755019
call the cops because slavery is illegal
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>>767755019
Buy them, take them home, and immediately establish that while the law considers them my property, in our house (well, it's their house now), the exact opposite is true.
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The one on the right is entirely fuckable.
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>>767757243
It may sound weird but the idea of two smart dykey nerd girls like this slowly having their intelligence drained while they are also both forced to heat, losing smarts as they get unnaturally horny for dick even as they panic and cry and about it happening, powerless to stop or even slow that regression into mental animalhood......that would be hot as FUCK
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>>767756829
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You guys are fucking retarded.
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>>767757132
Strip her naked so those fat tits hang out, remove her glasses and she'd have her own little pen in the corner. I'd shove a vibrating buttblug up her ass with a cute litte tail on the end to remind her of her place. She'd also wear a pink ball gag to stop her moanig when getting milked. Perfect, and a steal at 5 bucks.
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>>767757601
i wanna see those boobs
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>>767757465
That would be interesting. And what happens if they don't want to own you.

Use the mind reprogramming tech mentioned in >>767757566
>>767757243 to turn them into dominatrixes?
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>>767755019
Easy, buy both for 10$, save food by feeding the fat one to the thin one, should last for about a year if you put the meat in a cooler, let the thin one work some minimum wage job and let her sleep on the floor, nothing else, I'm only touching that with a 6 feet pole, I have standards
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mostly i'm just curious as to how everyone would let these bitches eat, sleep and shit/piss assuming they're owned like pets, and how they would be dressed/treated when taken out of the house
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>>767757682
>if they don't want to own me
Then we'll arrange something they do want.
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>>767756829
"My purchase"

Fantastic. Do you keep them dressed after your purchase them, or strip them naked right there and march them back to your place utterly naked?
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Buy them so they can clean my house, vacuum, wash the car, shop etc.

Prefer jerking off with a Bad Dragon up my ass to sex with real people these days
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fill their asses with cum every night, never using lube. eventually they’d be accustomed to it and they’d offer their asses up whenever i enter the room. every so often i’d beat the absolute living shit out of the fat one, then tenderly love and care for her back to health, then beat her to fuck again, rinse and repeat until one of them kills themself. then the other is released, only to get shit in the back of the head nazi style
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>>767757755
The fat one turned into a roast would be weirdly hot.
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Set them free.
Only men can be slaves.
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>>767757903
Definately strip them naked so they know their place, i'd slap her big fat ass if she's starting to lag on the way home.
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>>767757243
This is the order in which you would first fuck them? The skinny one gets a dick in her mouth slathered in the shit from her own ass and fatty's?
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>>767756057
why are you on 4chan antifag
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>>767758077
nice imagining that's the very last time either of them gets to wear normal human clothing ever agin for the rest of their lives
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>>767758258
i’d spend the money just to have the pleasure of blowing its brains out in front of a feminist/antifag rally
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>>767755019
>>767756098
nudes of the skinny one? C'mon, I'll give you 6 dollars
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>>767758340
I guess if you legally own her then there's nothing stopping you from abusing that right.
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>>767758455
That's... even better than expected.
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>>767758455
that's not bad, 7 dollars frontal
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100% convinced I could turn the skinny one into at least bi
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>>767758455
that changes everything. i would make her into a woman and breed that bitch
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>>767758506
They're lesbians, aren't they? Sheeit
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>>767758455
moaaaaar
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>>767758605
well you could easily turn both of them temporarily and unwillingly straight with rape
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>>767758648
that scrawny little dyke would look cute naked and knocked up against her will, that tiny body hauling around a big fat round belly brimming with life
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>>767758628
10$ for the fat one nude
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>>767758686
that's why breaking them both in would be half the fun
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>>767757665
Assuming their human names get stripped when they're sold, what would their new slave/pet names be?
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>>767758806
and then i’d blown the fucking dykes head off with a 12 gauge
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>>767759003
i’d call the fat one ‘piggie’ and the other one i’d call ‘fodder’
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>>767758455
>>767758603
>>767758806
Ok, you drive a hard bargain, 8 dollars, just tits
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>>767759124
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>>767759070
nooooo waste of 3 warm wet holes
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>>767759222
10$ for a full frontal
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>>767758078
Yes! That will teach them to give themselves an enema before coming to me.
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>>767759270
its not a waste cause you can still fuck a dead body
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>>767759285
you already owe me like 22 bucks lol
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>>767756365
Speaking of the Infinity Gauntlet, which dyke gets turned to ash and how?
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>>767759402
sharpie in the pooper
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>>767759368
I could stand to hear more about all of this
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>>767759003
Hmm...good question. I'd name the skinny one Candy and the fatty I'd just call the Pig.
In fact I'd have some surgery done on fatty to reinforce that. I'd have her cute little nose upturned into a snout and stretch out her ears. Reckon that needs done?
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>>767759222
DOUBT
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Buy them and have they buy their freedom at a highly inflated rate? Have their children born as property and sell their freedom repeat
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>>767758873
RELEASE THE BOOOOBBBBSSS
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>>767759494
Oh shit, both of them undergoing surgery too make them even better pets could be amazing.

In a perfect world they could just be transformed magically and humiliatingly, but imagine torturing them with the plans that you're slowly making to make real world adjustments to both of them via surgery.,..
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>>767759003
Heifer and Timmy.
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>>767755019
>Spend $10
Obviously
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>>767755019
Nothing. They're both literally unfuckable to me.
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i used to have a photo of the chubby one after she lost all the weight. She looked really good, but I guess I am the only one who ever saved the photo because I never see it. When I lost my old hard drive I guess I lost our last best chance to see her thin
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>>767759630
Shit, even before they become slaves, imagine being able to force both of them to grow extra tits like animals and then be stuck that way when they're captured and put up for cheap sale, with their t shirts barely able to cover all that new unwanted titmeat when you first see them...
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>>767755019
>He is the author...
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Please tell me there is a topless pic of the fat one
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>>767759494
Wonder how they would fare if this just suddenly happened to the female population.
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>>767760164
think it would be good or bad?

i can't tell with udders that big and sloppy
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>>767759763
did she have smaller milkers?
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>>767760318
Maybe big and sloppy would be better. Her fat bare tits can be the perfect target for humiliation.
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>>767759494
moar about surgery to either of them

also, why "candy"?
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I'm surprised no one mentioned buying both and threatening to hurt one if the other doesn't do something humiliating.
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>>767760787
Imagine her udders without any bra. Just hanging and sagging, ready to be slapped and manhandled.
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Buy both
Start a landscape and lawn care company
Start a nude house cleaning service
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>>767760983
Maybe that's exactly how she's presented for sale....shirt on but no bra, allowing anyone inspecting the yard sale merchandise to fondle those big fat sloppy udders through the thin fabric of her shirt, or just lift it up so you can slap around that pig belly and see what those giant pale saucer sized cow areola look like directly.
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>>767760921
Was her ankle and shoe photoshopped?
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>>767761079
Fatty ends up naked in everyone's yard, while skinny ends up presenting her bare ass and freshly-shaved cunt every time she bends over to dust at strangers homes?
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>>767757637
This lol
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>>767761159
The image just may be a little corrupted.
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>>767760983
I'm picturing an alternate scenario where these two are being offered at the yard sale already naked, beaten and on all fours, on a table so you can inspect them at length from any angle, or they're strung up naked with their hands over their heads and completely unable to deny any potential purchaser any access to any part of their quivering naked nerd bodies...
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>>767755019
fatgirl slim.
also, fuck leftists.
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>>767761453
literally, in this case
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>>767761123
A white, bit too small and tight shirt that can't even contain her belly, the fat sausages sticking out from below. Maybe even have some water to wet her shirt, turning it see through and let her shiver while everyone stares at her exposed assets.
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>>767761570
You would already be able to pretty clearly see everything that's going on with her body from the waist up in that scenario, even before the threat of a forced wet T-shirt contest comes into play.

What is she wearing below the belt? And the skinny bitch?
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>>767761570
fat sausages?
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>>767759494
Oh fuck, imagine going all Pinnochio on these two and partially turning them into animals from out of nowhere, transforming them so they're naturally quadrapedal, with useless hooves/trotters for hands and tails sprouting of of their bare asses as they fall to all fours while screaming and crying in fear and confusion
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