my psycho ex girlfiend came over tonight, and she fell sleep on my couch what do i do?
carry her to bed, cuddle all night, in the morning explain why things cant work out like that (think about it while you cuddle, doubt you'll get that much sleep), then go get some sunlight/vit d
I hope your wife gives birth to a nigger child.
the REAL OP here , roll trips and il post a pic of my asshole staring in her face with my ring hairs slightly touching her tender cheek skin as her warm breath brushes over my asshole and like a spring breeze waves my asshair
OP here, i'm sucking thicc dick at the moment, i will post when the butthole is not cramed with my tree poles gay suckers.
>asleep on my couch.
If you had enough brains to have a non fucking whale gf in the first place you have enough brains to open the front door, stand over her, shake your head in disgust, smack her in the back of the head, and point to the door while telling her to hit fucking bricks.
OP is either bad bait or needs to explain himself.
Looks like you almost did yourself