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my psycho ex girlfiend came over tonight, and she fell sleep on my couch what do i do?
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>>767716472
take pics
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tits or gtfo
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do a barrel roll
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The right thing, anon. The right thing.
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>>767716472
If that’s what she looks like you better suck it up and get back together with her
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>>767716654
And they say chivalry is dead
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>>767716472
Timestamp and feet
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>>767716472

slit her throat.
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>>767716472
Hair cut
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This is about to get interesting
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I am bumping this post
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post her number
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Bump
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>>767716472
Rick Roll her really hard
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Draw a large willy on her forehead, huehuehue.
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>>767717033
This
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OP here, Roll trips if you guys wanna see her butthole
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dump freezing cold water on her
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>>767717033

This please. Heu heu heu
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>>767717059
sigh....
roll
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jizz on her face
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>>767717059
roll
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Tits
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>>767717059
Checkem
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roll
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>>767717059
Don't be faggot and just post em
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Rolling for bung hole
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>>767716472
rape her obviously. how is this even a question? she came to your house and fell asleep. she clearly wants you to rape her.
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>>767717059
roll for puss.
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>>767717059
222
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Wake her up, tell her to leave. That or stick your finger up her butt. You know, whatever
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>>767717059
reroll for puss
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trips
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>>767717059
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Piss on her and when she wakes up say "I always wanted to pee on you but never thought you'd let me, that is why i left you but i still love you and want to pee on you every night...."
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>>767717059
I wanna see her tits, I hope they’re small
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>>767717059
Rollerino
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>>767717059
Yes
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>>767717059
Reroll
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>>767716472
>psycho ex
don't stick it into crazy.
and why the fuck did you let her in in the first place!?
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>>767717260
reroll
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>>767717059
>>767717220
SHHHHHEEEEEEEEEIIIITTTTTTTTT
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Titties roll
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>>767717288
Why
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>>767717059
pussy trips
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>>767717291
this
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>>767717313
fuck
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>>767717059
Rrrrolling
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>>767717059
Roll
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>>767717059
He'll yeah. Rolling
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>>767717059
Moar
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Op stop being a faggot and show.
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Wake her and ask her to leave.
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444 pussy
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>>767717059
For trips
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>>767717059
Trips
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>>767717444
fuck yeah
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>>767716472
suck off your dad and spit it into her womb
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>>767717444
Winner! Op deliver
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>>767717444
WINRAWR FOR PUSSY
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>>767717444
winrar
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>>767717280
This
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>>767717444
Gg
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Tripsing
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op is a faggot and won't deliver, just leave now
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>>767717444
should’ve rolled for tits not asshole
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>>767717499
dubs are wrong
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Trips for tits
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Tits
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>>767717059
Not op
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>>767717444
>>767717499
OP here, Because this guy is a faggot, I won't post her butthole
Blame this guy, Not me
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>>767717477
Said butt-hole, butt-hole
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>>767717620
exactly. kys faggot.
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>>767716472
dump 3 bags of those shitty frozen burritos on her
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OP here. Fuck y'all gullible fuckers. You ain't seeing shit.
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>>767717080

Who is that?
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carry her to bed, cuddle all night, in the morning explain why things cant work out like that (think about it while you cuddle, doubt you'll get that much sleep), then go get some sunlight/vit d
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>>767717313
Roll
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OP here, butthole pic on the way.
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OP here, roll singles to get my dick in her ass
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>>767717644
I hope your wife gives birth to a nigger child.
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I rolled singles, now give me dickass
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Op here, Dick pic on the way
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Jizz on the face
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Everytime this thread gets posted it gets worse
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>>767717665
Spotted the beta
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>>767716472
the REAL OP here , roll trips and il post a pic of my asshole staring in her face with my ring hairs slightly touching her tender cheek skin as her warm breath brushes over my asshole and like a spring breeze waves my asshair
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>>767717644
>op here
Kys
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OP here, im a faggot and not gonna deliver. shocker, i know.
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OP here. Roll trips if you want me to drop a brown trouser snake down her throat.
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OP here, I like cock.
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>>767717882
is that you andy?
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OP here, i'm sucking thicc dick at the moment, i will post when the butthole is not cramed with my tree poles gay suckers.
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>>767717909
No. Fuck off with your forced meme for nearly aborted inbreds.
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>>767717831
kid please you exchange this for her soul
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>>767716472

tie her up and do something like this:
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>>767717959
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>>767716472
call police for intruder in your home/trespassing
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>>767717836
Roll boner alert
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>>767717620
Don't you dare to disobey the trips you piece of shit, rngods will kill all your family if you don't honor the trips faggot
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>>767717962
Exchange what, also souls arnt real you fucking moron, call someone q kid when you get together every sunday too read a book of childrens stories
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Op here. Have to bail because she woke up to my finger in her ass, my phone in my other hand. She got super pissed, locked herself in her car, called the cops
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>>767717660

Looks like Riley Reid... The body... face is some degenerated cuck whore
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OP here, cant get her panties off without waking her up. wanna see tits? She doesn't have a bra and she's almost showing so it shouldnt be hard. 69 decides
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>>767717996
yeah keep telling yourself that its "mature".
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>>767717660
dont you see how badly shopped that head is?
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>>767718134
If you think he doesn't, you need yo reevaulate how smart you think you are.
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>>767718195
then he should have specified if he is asking whos head it is or whos body it is
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>>767718107
wake her ass up and take the pic fag
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>>767716472
>psycho
>asleep on my couch.

If you had enough brains to have a non fucking whale gf in the first place you have enough brains to open the front door, stand over her, shake your head in disgust, smack her in the back of the head, and point to the door while telling her to hit fucking bricks.

OP is either bad bait or needs to explain himself.
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Roll for tits
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rollolo
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>>767718273
not without digits. play the game, win the prize.
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>>767716654
Yes do the right thing OP.

Sharpie in pooper
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Tits
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>>767716472

Kill her
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Tits
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>>767718273
Tits
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>>767719589
>>767719717
tits
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>>767719589
>>767719717
>>767720049
Post the tits op
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>>767716838
Roll
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>>767720158
Only if you roll trips
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Fucking incel faggots. Hope she wakes up and sees what's happening and op gets arrested
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>>767720334
Looks like you almost did yourself
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Why did you let her in your house?
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>>767720391
She’s in his house, retard.
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>>767720334
>>767717444
Roll

just know
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>>767716472
Is she 12?
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>>767720551
Roll
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>>767720551
reRoll
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>>767716472
Damn, she's beautiful.
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ALL OF YOU ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING RETARDED JUST TWO FUCKING CLICKS AND I FOUND THIS EXACT FUCKING IMAGE ON GOOGLE
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Roll
but how is she a psycho?
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>>767720534
Yes because shes in his house means he can fuck her when shes unconcious and its okay
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>>767721018
No, but she has to have some fucking responsibility.

Attacking people is not okay, but if you go into Detroit and start yelling “NIGGER” well... what did you expect?
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