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I really want to have a preteen girl as my friend. How would

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I really want to have a preteen girl as my friend. How would I go about doing this, I feel lonely without a 9-10 y/o girl in my life.
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I hear they like candy
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>>767714766
I'm being serious
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>>767714779
Kek
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>>767714735
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>>767714779
Sage
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>>767714735
Go to Thailand.
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Fuck bitches
Have a kid
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>>767714735
im 19 years old, and I would never hurt anyone, I just want her as a friend
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Unregistered sex offender detected.
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>>767714735
MODDSSS
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MODS
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>>767714779
I hear puppies make good loli bait.
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reported for toxic masculinity mental illness cancerous shit posting
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Hmmmm...
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jus get drugs are best for any type of rape
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>>767714735

Suppose she was obese and fugly.
Still interested?
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>>767714735
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>>767714936
i respect the mods and there jobs but theres nothing they can realy ban over yet i dont think
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Its hard, but you got to look for one that you can tutor and spend time without rise suspicion. i got myself one friend of 14.
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I respect the mods and their jobs but I don't think there's really anything they can ban over yet
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>>767715057
no, she has to be cute. I wouldn't want any ugly friend tbh
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>>767714984
just like trap threads right?
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>>767714779
i feel ya man, my work is helping kids with homework, get to be arround cute little girls makes it so worth, maby that's what you should do too.
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>leave basement
>make friends
>make more friends
>continue making more friends
>a wild 9 year old appears in your social circle
>??????????
>PROFIT
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>>767715235
whats the job title
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well, waht about a website while we are bored?
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>>767715301
Sex offender
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>>767715323
reddit.com
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>>767715301
technically i'm a mathemathics consultant...
but i just help kids with maths
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>>767714735
Die. Get reincarnated. Make friends with peers while you are still a preteen. If you are currently a preteen, talk to girls your age.
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>>767714735
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This whole thread concerns me
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>>767714735
There's a fourteen y/o Mormon girl in Utah who has my heart.
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>>767714735
Fucking pedo
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>>767714735
Sister has two daughers 7 and 10 year olds. Super annoying as fuck hate it when they visit.
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Good luck with that buddy
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maybe her pure nature and goodness can inspire you to create something good, and in the future people will overlook how weird your relationship was
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>>767714735
befriend someone with access to kids
>anyone with a younger sister
>mothers
>people who work with kids
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>>767715438
i reject your urine fetish and i replace it with my scat fetish
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