Friend's passed out and unconscious drunk, we're underage high schoolers. He threw up like an hour ago but is still unresponsive. He's breathing fine, but had been drooling a bit. What do
Get banned kid, thats what you do. Before were rid ofyou though, id suggest calling an ambulance if he stops breathing or is breathing weird, theres a law that protects you from getting in trouble.
Depends on how much he drank... could be just drunk or in coma. If he got like lot of beers let it sleep, bur if he got lot of high degree alchool(a liter or so), things can be bad.
He's just black-out drunk. He's going to be feeling like a 10lb turd in a 9lb bag in the morning though.
Gatorade/water to re-hydrate. Greasy breakfast food when your stomachs can handle it (typically 2-3 hours after continuous hydration).
Just make sure he drinks water when he’s conscious. He’ll need a lot of it. Maybe Gatorade too. I always need a big fat hooter after a bender. And make sure he’s asleep on his side and not his back. It’s usually only for heroin users but if he throws up on his back he could choke and die. So watch that. Other han that just sounds like he drank toooo much. Happens. Ain’t no big thing, really.
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Put him in this position so his dumb ass doesnt choke on his own vomit and die in case he likes again. If he wakes up while you're doing it and asks what the fuck youre doing tell him you want to fuck him. He should be fine.
I'm 18, high school senior. Meant underage for drinking, not 4chan. He just muttered a "yeah" while we shook him and said his name, so I think he's okay hopefully, knock on wood. We'll see. Thanks for the advice.
Strip him naked and put him in a ditch (face down, because of the whole don't drown in vomit thing). Rub dirt and stuff on him as well. If you have a rubber chicken, make sure it's in his hand for when he wakes up. His pants should be in his other hand. Then, when you see him the next day, ask him what happened when he left with those two girls.
Oh. You Americans and your drinking laws. Well then he's just probably very drunk and will feel like shit when he wakes up. That is usually followed by saying he will never drink again and drinking again in few days. But I don't think you need to worry, just make sure he doesn't vomit in his sleep.
Tea bag him.
Since you're murican scum you may not understand, if so, see below.
>stick your balls in his mouth and take a picture.
Bounes points if you post it here and or social media.
I had that exact problem in 1981, OP.
My friend passed out in the back of a gas station at 2.am
What did I do? I quit drinking. One of the best decisions of my life.
Pic related, it's him.
That's how I always lived my life.
If something or someone is negative to me, I drop it like a hot potato and never look back.
You get only one life to live, so I intend to live it in several "modes". Like playing the same video game as different characters.