/b/ I'm trying to lose my virginity and I'm losing
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/b/ I'm trying to lose my virginity and I'm losing her. I haven't been here since 2011. Please help me.
Dubs decides niggers
Try being more attractive, funnier, having a nicer body and being more rich, that should work
>>767693521
thanks anon.
>>767693440
"Please respond"
Sweet home Alabama ,
Where the sky's are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord I'm coming home to you
*guitar solo*
>>767693545
Thats what i'm hear for
Just tone it down a little man. It's one thing to be humorous and clever, not overbearing and trying too hard.
>t. guy who's done that a lot but now has a gf
I'm not cut out for this shit
I could make a lightning strike that will shock your whole world
>>767693440
You're never going to get laid. Just get a hooker for practice. Maybe she'll suck some of the autism out of your cock.
>>767693632
stop pushing it so fast
>>767693632
Good god anon...
>>767693632
Fucking pathetic
>>767693704
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>>767693754
you faggots cant even get dubs
>>767693440
OK anon, real advice even though I'm 99% sure this is bait. You're talking too much, ask a simple question or give a simple statement and wait for her to respond. There's a fuckin 2/20 word ratio man you sound desperate. Desperation isn't attractive. Bring the Convo from cringy shit to normal/flirty before you scare her. It's really not that hard. If you're a 5, you're automatically a 6.5 if you act like a 7. You feel?
>>767693693
damn that one stings, I think I am autistic lately
>>767694156
isn't that shitty that "talking too much" is a thing.
women are too simple for me. must transcend to cyborg Skynet sex robots.
>haven't been on since 2011
>trying to loose virginity
Assuming you went on here as an edgy 14 year old that would make you a 21 year old Virgin
Youre hopeless faggot
>>767694442
damn. what the fuck man.
>>767694240
I hear the same, "women are too simple" shit all the time online. If they were so simple, why haven't you mastered them? You bend it to your advantage, like any easily manipulated and simple system. The two go hand in hand. As dumb as it sounds, if you act like an alpha, you are closer to being an alpha.
>>767694907
I have bro. this is just bait. I'm a narcissitic asshole manipulative son of a bitch. girls can't get enough of me. I master everything I touch. My IQ isn't even on a chart brother. I'm not bragadocious though. that's got me nowhere but closer to death. I'm not ready. not yet.
>>76769498
Screenshot for proof of samefaggery
>>767694988
Heck
>>767694240
No it just means you’re inept at flirting. You can talk and create entertaining scenarios if you keep it in a sexual nature as long as it’s not creepy. You’re friend zoning yourself by talking like you’re with your nerd friends. You’re better off keeping it in reality, ask her what she’s up to what she’s wearing where she’s going kind of shit.
>>767695196
I don't really give a fuck man, I talk to so many girls. I was just proud of that lightning rod concept.
>>767694182
I'm serious about the hooker. You'll be different once you finally get some pussy. Much more chill. Chicks can smell desperation
Bitch lasagna
>>767695323
yeah word. i got laid a month ago. i baited everyone here because i push everyone out of my life and only find comfort on anonymous boards anymore. i find peace only in anonymity. that's why i wore a mask when i fucked your mom
