Laws for women:
1) Must be within the age bracket of 18-39. If the woman exceeds this, she must be willing to undergo plastic surgery to correct obvious signs of aging.
2) Must have C-cup or better breasts. Breasts must not register at all on the ptosis scale.
3) Must have less than 18% body fat.
4) Must not be taller or heavier then the man.
5) Must not have unnaturally colored hair.
6) Must not have hair on her legs, under her arms, on her pubic region, or any other location besides her head.
7) Must be able to cook and clean with skill and efficiency.
8) Must adhere to a strict dress code set by her man, including nudity if desired.
9) Should her man have friends over, she must cook, clean, and even act as entertainment if desired.
10) A woman should never speak unless spoken to. Opinions are for men; women are for service.
>/b/eta cucks will try to refute these laws or brainlessly insult the wisdom contained therein
Go outside and get a life
>>767680266
>says the /b/eta
>>767679975
Alright I'm bored.
Please, enlighten me with this predisposed widsom you have that would bring you to creating these rules. What is their basis? What is your hope? What is your opinion on the countries that have attempted to withhold similar ideals and yet face extreme cases of poverty, conflict, and general disparities?
You must provide sources for any claims you make. You're not ERPing without some work put in it.
>>767680522
I'm a self-hating black woman with a slavery fetish.
>>767680522
Attempted to hold* withhold is misused there. Apologies for the confusion
>>767680632
Is your vain attempt at zanny, predicably unpredictable humor meant to ward off an actual discussion?
>>767680964
What the hell makes you think I'm posting this for discussion?
stay mad kid
>>767679975
>1) Must be within the age bracket of 18-39. If the woman exceeds this, she must be willing to undergo plastic surgery to correct obvious signs of aging.
Hooray for people looking like crap as they get older because plastic surgery can ruin them. And women in their 40s can have that cougar hotness.
>2) Must have C-cup or better breasts. Breasts must not register at all on the ptosis scale.
I prefer smaller tits myself.
>3) Must have less than 18% body fat.
Eh, whatever.
>4) Must not be taller or heavier then the man.
Tall women are sexy.
>5) Must not have unnaturally colored hair.
Depends, red, purple, or blue can look amazing.
>6) Must not have hair on her legs, under her arms, on her pubic region, or any other location besides her head.
Fuck that. Hairy crotch, armpits, and legs welcome.
>7) Must be able to cook and clean with skill and efficiency.
Or not, I quite like cooking myself, and cooking together is great.
>8) Must adhere to a strict dress code set by her man, including nudity if desired.
Okay.
>9) Should her man have friends over, she must cook, clean, and even act as entertainment if desired.
My woman is my friend, she will be treated as such.
>10) A woman should never speak unless spoken to. Opinions are for men; women are for service
That sounds pretty exhausting. Let other people do the thinking sometimes.
You know, having someone want to do stuff for you is way sexier than ordering them to do it.
>>767679975
>she must be willing to undergo plastic surgery
Let's not go the dysgenic route by artificially make them more appealing.
>>767681108
The purpose of the site is to create a thread with the intention of a discussion. You're look for hilarious reactions to your absurd rules. At least make the effort.
>>767679975
Sorry OP, but only the man on the left gets to make those demands of his women.
You're more like the boy on the right.
>>767679975
This post is getting to be as annoying as log man.
>>767681851
Those are not the same people.
>>767680266
fpbp
also nice burn of OP
>>767682650
>tattoos
>tits too small
Someone has been scheduled for government-mandated reeducation.
>>767679975
can we change 2 to be the size that the man chooses?
i like heavy hitters but some guys like them petite
>>767683513
the middle is of her social status. they will be public toilets
>>767680632
Why the self-hate? Sexual relationships with power play such as bdsm or even race play are just the same old relationships but with another dimension.
If I wasn't in a long term 24/7 I'd be very interesting in a race play/slave play relationship or bedroom kink. Just own your shit.
Also. Tits, bitte.
>>767681591
We are in /b/, shithead. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You fucking idiots that take anything on this board seriously instead of just playing along and having fun are what has made this place a shithole. We're smart people acting like idiots, not the other way around.
>>767679975
As I said the last time you made this thread, grow some fucking balls and stop crying about pubic hair you virgin
>>767679975
you should convert to Islam they agree with you
>>767684380
>*Descartes quote*
This thread is as trite and as boring as log threads. I'm not going to bother entertaining this. I come to /b/ for what I find to be entertaining and endearing attempts at entertainment. I will then, self-servingly, respond as I feel as appropriate.
If like minded people acted as I did, culture follows suit. It's incredibly selfish to think my behavior is what's best, but I am not here for you. I am here for what brought me here a decade ago.
As a newfag, I have come to terms that /b/ is, and always will be, shit.
>>767679975
You sound like ISIS material. Ever considered joining?
Please do and get a drone in your face in some shithole in the Middle East.
>>767685238
>What brought me here a decade ago
>As a newfag
?!
You're the kind of special that buys new panties to try and sniff em.
>>767682650
I would hit it. Also, she looks like a fun girl to be with in general.
>>767679975
Is this a thread for making our own rules or just discussing yours?
>>767686458
You are welcome to make your own rules.
>op right now
>>767686529
All untaken women must cam for 2 hours every day.
Only men with over 120 IQ can claim a woman.
(I have ~135.)
Once a woman is claimed she must obey her owners every word and may be killed by him for any reason.
Women must not cover their breasts when they are outside.
All women must be claimed by age 5-25 or suffer torture, lobotomy and slow death over several years.
All men and women must have a binary gender under the penalty of death.
>>767679975
Op is a cuckfaggot.
>>767686933
Clarify the age that women are not allowed to cover their breasts. Personally I think women over 45 should just be killed outright, but if not, no one wants to see some saggy granny tits.
>>767686646
That makes it hotter. Beautiful confident women being degraded and fucked by Ugly fat men is a top tier fantasy
>>767687348
If you're an incel virgin who's been left behind by society for factual reasons.
