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Well guys, I am a perfectly heterosexual man who'd like to feel prostate orgasm A LOT.

I only have my bare hands. I know that I should put my pinger in my ass and point them to my dick but I don't feel any arousal. Are there any teaching vids?
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>>767678054
>perfectly heterosexual man
>like to feel prostate orgasm
you can only choose one OP
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>>767678054
Jeez, it took me like a year of practice to achieve a prostate orgasm. That shit is not easy. Takes massive patience and skill, correct posture, breathing right...

Aneros website has some pointers but far from complete guide.
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>>767678389
Thinking it's gay
masturbation is gay then
If it's not some thick man cock in ur rear its straight
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>>767678634
If you like it up the ass you're a fag.
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>>767678771
How is it gay?
It's not some dude fucking him
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Well,never know. Never liked man, never had a boner to a trap but still... It sounds to be interesting, Maybe I am gay, never tried it but dont give a shit. Just want to try it. Really no way for prostate orgasm as a beginner?
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>>767679099
Practice makes perfect, you're not going to get hands free prostate orgasm 1st time
or 2nd or maybe even 5th
Just keep working towards it start out with jerking off while massaging your prostate
move on to only touching to climax
until eventually you'll climax hands free, full prostate
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>>767678389
I've never had a gay thought or craved cock once in my life but I love getting my brown eye tongued a bit
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>>767679311
To normal porn?
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Some times when I've gotta push out a big one, I like to lube up.
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>>767678054
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>>767678389
nobody wants to fuck you kys
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>>767678054
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>>767678054
toilet plunger handle and a lot of olive oil
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>>767678054
A dildo feels better than a finger
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>>767678054
>so whats it like?
>is it reayl that hard?
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>>767678054
>So,,,He was behind of it??
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>>767680317
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>>767678054
As a fellow heterosexual man, I had the same problem, my fingers didn't stimulate me at all.
I found that the penis of a strange man constantly pounding into me, several times a day, without wearing a condom, is what finally did the trick.
I recommend it.
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Yall wanting to stick things in your asshole are faggots, your not straight your just a little bitch boy faggot
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>>767680764
Well,having a wife, a kid, 3 times sex a week and nothing ever had with a man I feel like straight. If I am a fag-let it be. It would only mean that there is an even better kind of sex which I did not know before. What is wrong whith that?
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>>767681321
Having a wife does not make you straight, you sound like a closet homosexual, and you need the gay beat out of you. I suggest pray away the gay camp
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>>767681723
Kek
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>>767679516
Whatever turns you on, but if it's gay then u r gay
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>>767678054
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>>767678054

get a dragon dildo
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>>767681723
Let me rephrase myself... Maybe I am a closet homosexual. I have never been with a man nor fapped to a trap but still-maybe.
My wife licked my ass a few times and it felt AWESOME. I never thought that some distinctions like "homosexual" or "heterosexual make any sense. I'd never fuck a man as I am not attracted to man. But if I can reach a better orgasm, I do not really care about what I am called..
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Is being called gay an insult?
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>>767682721
I don't think so. I don't consider myself as one but still... Whatever you like, you should go for it.
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It's not gay to enjoy anal play. If you think it's gay to stick your own finger up your ass you've been brainwashed by society. Everyone has an asshole, men and women. Only men have dicks. If you think it's gay to stick a finger up your butt, then having a meaty cock in your hand and jerking it till you bust is extra gay. You have a cock in your hand, you're a dude, and you're getting off on a dudes touch (masturbation). Think outside the box.
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>>767682596
ewww gross why would your wife lick your ass that is disgusting as a man how could you bring yourself down to the level of faggotry? It should be the other way around you licking her ass. You need help
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>>767683467
That's what I do. Still, no arousal from my fingers just from my wife's tongue/sometimes her fingers.
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>>767683467
faggot detected
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>>767683590
I do the same for her.

For your own sake- Try it. At least once. You'll love it. Get this one proposal from a 4chan bro.
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>>767683467
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>767683797
I am not a faggot so no thanks
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buy a prostate massager
it's still difficult as fuck to get it right, but it's one of the best orgasms I've ever had
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>>767683834
Than have your boring sex life as a "non-faggot" for life. Hope that you don't even try anal as it is dirty as well :-)
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>>767678389
virgin detected
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>>767678054
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>>767683873
Don't want to buy anything, also I don't have a year to "practice it". It is not that important, just a side project. Thought that it could work like one.
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>>767678054
It is kinda hard to find these days, but some massage specialists are very good at it.
Maybe try some shady asian massage parlors, don't ask up front or on the first visit.
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>>767684228
going to a bitch is considered to be cheating by me.
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>>767684087
I have fucked a few girls up the ass I just don't take it up the ass like you faggot, also my sex life is not boring at all. If you like dick up your ass and you think that is exciting then whatever floats your boat and makes you happy faggot
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>>767684590
Virgin deteted.
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>>767684087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz0u8UzeF0o
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>>767684668
basement dwelling faggot detected
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>>767684567
no idea if they'd ever allow it, but you could go to a massage joint with your wife and have the other chick guide her to "massage" you
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