I was a craigslist prostitute for just over 3 years. AMA. I will also post my worst experiences
y tho
>>767675895
3years huh? You make decent money then huh?
My first BAD experience.
> Get an offer from a couple
> I explain i dont do gay stuff
> get there. the couple is obviously on meth
> male is angry with me immediately
> wants me to fuck his wife. Smells bad
> keeps yelling at me
> cant stay hard with the threat of immediate death hanging over me
> man keeps screaming at me that im 'doing it wrong.
> tell them i cant do this
> he starts screaming and comes towards me
> she holds him back and tells me to run
> barely got out with my face in one piece
>>767675966
for cash
>>767676060
sometimes, sometimes made decent, sometimes got ripped off
>>767676237
Did you get a STD
>>767676354
Gonorhea a few times. and hpv, shigella once and yeast infection once
>>767676470
Nothing stuck anyway that's good i guess. I slept with quite a few questionable women off CL, tons of fun. What's your favorite drugs then
2nd BAD
> couple contacts me. standard at this point
> no gay stuff rule still in effect at this point
> seem like nice couple, a little older
> she blows me and he watches on bed
> she keeps playing with my ass and trying to put a finger in
> ask her not to, she makes it clear that SHE PAID FOR THIS
> let her
> hurts a bit, she goes way too deep too fast
> this goes on for a while
> lay on bed, im on top missionary
> he keeps rubbing my back and ass. i let it slide
> he starts trying to finger my ass
> I ask him to please not
> she tells me its the same as if she did it and to just ignore it
> i keep going but cant concentrate. hes going really deep and trying a second finger. I ask again for him to calm down
> soon enough im fucking her doggy style and he is rimming me from behind.
> I feel a hot liquid on my back. Just got cummed on...
> I finish. I leave. Felt tricked
> a month later I see them at a grocery store with thier kids and avoid eye contact
>>767676811
I used to be be an alcoholic in college
>>767677129
how much did they pay you for that
>>767677129
pic related?
>>767677129
>please not
You sound like a terrible prostitute.
What was the strangest request you received? Did you do it?
Did you ever get any "regulars"? Do you still hang out with them?
First time I got beat up
> Offer from a couple
> she seemed ok looking
> at this point my gay rule was in effect but i would allow recieving a bj and hand job
> get there- skinny gay guy, butch tranny
> fuck you instagram filter!
>I'm a little confused, they are both clearly on drugs
> tell them this isnt usually my thing
> convince me to fuck the tranny
> ok but we gotta be quick
> fucking ugly tranny up the ass
> skinny gay dude is rubbing all over me
> starts rubbing his dick in my ass crack
> i dont do anal bro
> soon enough he rams his dick into my ass
> maybe an inch goes in and the worst pain i have ever felt hits me
> felt like i broke my tail bone
> get up ready to fight
> skinny guy comes at me like a mongoose
> tranny starts kicking the shit out of me
> curl up into a ball and get slapped and kicked
> still better than being raped
> they tell me to get the fuck out before they call the cops
> didnt get paid
> got beaten up
> fucked a dude
> bad day...
>>767677409
around $200
>>767677488
about that age and build
>>767677686
I was 19
Where would you go now that Craigslist hook ups is offline?
>>767677705
got a lot of requests to do scat stuff. never did it. Lots of bdsm requests, always afraid i was going to get murdered. requests to shit on cam, requests to fuck dogs, or watch someone else fuck dogs, requests to put everything you can imagine inside me or inside someone else, lots of strange role plays
>>767677819
I had a few regulars, some are FB friends.
>>767678087
Backpage is offline too. I would suggest you find a female hooker and ask her to be your pimp. Black pimps dont fuck around with guys they will beat your ass or force you to fuck guys
>>767675895
We're there any positive expierences?
>>767678575
lots. should i share one?
>>767678618
Yes, please.
>>767678575
Positive experience
> early on meet an older lady
> from Mexico, bad grammer, in early 50's a bit pudgy with huge ass
> very sweet and friendly person
> she has an affliction called endometriosis that causes extreme pain in vagina.
> no kids, alone in the world
> she would pay me to go down on her and fuck her in the ass
> after a month stop asking her for money.
> Butt fuck her a few times a week
> actually ended up staying with her for a few months
> still friends to this day
>>767678087
WHAT!!??? Since when!? I was gonna fuck bitches from there. Whhy?
>>767675895
how did you get into it? what are your best overall tips?
>>767679192
legit heartwarming
>>767675895
How much did you make in total in 3 years?
>>767679192
Made me smile, thanks prostitute anon
>>767679261
Got into it through craigslist. Tips: trust your instinct, if it seems shady it IS. Be as friendly as possible but dont let people take advantage of you. If you get ripped off accept it, its not worth dying over. DONT use photos that make you appear more handsome or thin, it really pisses people off
>>767678009
kekd hard . XDDd
what's the main spot to go to now that BP, Craigslist and most other sites have gone dark?
>>767675895
Post dick
Bump. No questions, just interested to read your stories.
>>767679611
prolly just regular dating sites, put a $ sign in your name, they will get the hint. But i dont think anything will work as well as CL. I would still advise getting a female hooker to help out, they are easy to find
>>767679671
I have a small dick (5 1/2 and thin) but i am good looking, at least i sued to be
>>767678009
>>767679878
Post dick still. If an older guy paid you to walk around his house naked and jerk off for him how much would you charge?
>>767680003
>>767678618
Share another positive story, please.
My girlfriends last boyfriend would sexually harass her. He would force her to wear shorts, and if she didn't he would put his hand down her pants. I've never seen her in shorts, before and during dating. I haven't done shit about it, and I feel bad but she said to not worry about.
>>767680128
FUCK WRONG THREAD
>>767680139
>>767680128
You sound like a 12yr old PUSSY. GTFO
>>767680128
You lost, boy?
>>767680289
>>767680128
>>767679192
do you see any difference between the way men and women use prostitution ?
Strange occurence
> couple ask me to come over
> girl is young and hot
> guy is insanely good looking but with a dickhead vibe
> his girl is tied up to a chair and he is sort of pinching and slapping her and she is crying
> im not sure if this is ok but he sais its what they do
> invite me to slap her. no thanks bro
> he ties her to bed and fucks her, she is crying bloody murder through her gag.
> rapey vibe goes to red alert
> tells me its my turn
> start and her hair and chest is covered in tears, gutteral screams of "please stop'
> bro i cant go any further is this legal?
> tells me they have a safe word, asks her if she wants us to stop, she begs yes
> asks her to say the safe word, she wont, demands that she says it, she wont
> ok, its your thing i guess
> fuck her ass pussy and mouth while he hits her and she screams
> finish. she takes a shower
> we sit in living room and drink wine and watch pineapple express together like nothing ever happened.
>>767680003
Maybe $100
>>767680542
Not bad.
>>767680459
this is /b/
>>767680459
Wtf lol
Didn't see that ending coming.
>>767680459
Serbian film shit.
>>767680886
I did. Nignog
>>767681091
>>767680886
I'll bump for the op. Lets see where the mind travels..
>>767681205
Automated spunkman in full swing here.
Wow cool stories op. This really helps put life into perspective.
>>767680003
A regular
> i used to do gardening for a very wierd white hari krishna couple that lived down the street
> guy was a weasely little dude. his wife was much older prolly in her 70's
> he was a fanatical religious wierdo, chanting all day and would keep his hand tied up in a bag
>typical san diego hippies in every other way
> he would pay me $20 to watch me shower and stare at my ass when she was gone
> talked me into a deal
> would pay me an extra $50 a day if he could lick my asshole during work.
> sometimes i would be pulling weeds and he would just come up behind me, get on his knees and start tounging my sweaty asshole. then walk away back into the house
> things started getting really wierd, he would show up at my house
> cut him off and moved
> found out later he went to jail for child diddling
So op, were you drunk when you went and did the deeds?
bump
my friend used to do this to supplement her income and satisfy her libido. i got paid $40/hr for security and additional $100 if shit got dicey (only happened a handful of times). always at a motel, it was pretty boring tbh. we never fucked but i did bang her friends quite often.
>>767681432
Mostly not. I usually only worked morning
>>767681572
never did any work at night? were most of your johns trying to get diddled while their significant others were at work?
>>767681415
>>767681448
ya. i ran with a crowd like that when i started doing more gay shit. Usually a group of girls will bring one guy to give them rides all day, they would all give him $50 at the end of the night
>>767681572
Hmm. I just assumed it was an evening/overnight deal.
>>767681775
lots of vacationers. work related or coming to san diego to see sea world or some shit. I always tried to show up when the sun was still up in case it was a set up
>>767680459
Bitches be crazy.
>>767681860
I let a fag suck my dick twice, when i was hammered. I just liked the fact of degradation of him. Nothing worse for a guy with a big dick face fucking you. Never came btw.
>>767681829
>>767681266
>>767681194
>>767681163
>>767680789
>>767680420
>>767680386
>>767680240
>>767680110
>>767679970
>>767682136
Ya I would get that a lot. A lot of really tough bearded dudes would get off on making me a 'sissy'.
>>767682136
Oh yeah
Did the faggots SMELL YOU like a fucking dog in heat?
>>767681860
yeah, i never ran into male prostitutes so this is interesting to me. most of the girls i feel like hated each other but were friends out of necessity and such, was this the same case for you?
>>767682379
yes. all girls were very competitive and hated each other.
> I just think she's fake.jpg
gay dudes are the same. straight guys were all cool to me
>>767682136
>>767682252
Fuck... im/was a "tough" guy. Now i just dont gaf.
>>767682351
>>767682509
So, did your asshole need stitching?
>>767682509
was there any john you fucked that was any good?
>>767682734
>>767682136
i had a few semi regs like that
> one semi reg
> ex con, older, mean looking
> would pay me for the hour
> just come over, wear panties and do housework
> he would watch tv and drink beer and ignore me
> he would say "bitch get me a beer" "good girl"
>I folded his sheets did his dishes, sometimes nude sometimes in a g string
> sometimes he would squeeze my ass when he walked by
>sometimes he would make his "bitch" suck his dick but he never came
> at the end he would shake my hand and tell me to have a nice day
Did you ever do arcade style shit? Gloryhole muthafucker!
>>767682877
that would be...confusing.
>>767682734
I was only fucked roughly once
>>767682752
some. most were just a job. I didnt like any of the gay shit, but honestly work kinda dried up
>>767682927
towards the end of my career that was pretty common
>>767683037
>roughly once
Do tell!
>>767682877
you sound like you've met some quirky characters lol
>>767683129
long story, its the reason i stopped
>>767683182
yes. some cool lonely people, some kinky, some psycopaths
>>767682982
RP dipshit! Go fuck off to Nickelodeon. Kiddo
>>767682877
Dude just wanted a old school wife type thing. Probably not much luck or desire for women. Sounds more like he needed to vent those feelings than anything else.
>>767683269
I ran into that more than you would think
>>767683188
So DO IT. Dont be a roodypoo fuckedass piece of corn. Floating in a bucket of tears.
>>767683404
I dont doubt that at all. Lots of lonely alienated people out there these days.
A few things you quickly realize when you start getting into the gay shit
1. if a tranny is involved then drugs are involved
2. LOTS of black guys are on the DL and the biggest thugish dude in the world will sometimes put his legs in the air at night
3. if the guy is in the military you are going to get fucked in the ass
>>767683518
No shit sherlock.
Berp
>>767683037
i guess i ought to rephrase; did you enjoy fucking any of your clients? my friend (22 at the time) used to rave about a guy in his 50's who did incest roleplay with her (which she got off on, i guess).
Someone to screencap all this gold?
I fucked a few niggers. They have a very different smell. Kinda sour, but fresh.
>>767684011
no u
>>767679878
Girth? Did you ever get any shit from having a smaller dick than expected?
>>767683188
I WANT THE STORY NAOW!!!!!!!!!!
>>767683437
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>767683188
Yeah, OP. You've veen very kind. Why withhold this one?
>>767684212
Child, you need to fucking leave. NOW
>>767675895
This is why I come to /b/
http://young.camteenz.com
How much money have you made in total?
Would you recommend it?
Where to go now that the Craigslist personal section is no longer around?
One of my first gay johns
> tried anal with a couple, didnt work out
> started giving it up to a guy in the navy who paid well
> need more cash veted offers found the dude
> an older chubby dude, straight up nerdy. tiny dick, maybe 4 inches
> He used to call me beautiful, and worship my back.
> H would usually sit on the couch and i would bounce while watching tv
> he never tried to hurt me
> was super friendly and nice
> sometimes i would give him a freebie just to loosen myself up if i knew i had to take a big one.
> the gay world is sometimes cruel. I appreciated his friendlyness
> good dude
Did you ever catch any STDs?
I assume you always made sure there was protection...right?
>>767684355
Nigger, LEAVE.
>>767684425
Report the post, idiot.
I did this form 5 years. Only on the gay side. glad I got out.
Fat, smelly or psychos and a rapist. Not a good way to make a living.
>>767684278
>"roodypoo"
>Calling someone else a child
Pick one, "bucket of tears", you can't have both
>>767683959
yes some. Incest roleplay is VERY common. I had to do it a lot
>>767684404
HAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahaha. Fuck that, fuck you for a funny/dark mind!
>>767684537
yep. i got raped bad once. never went back
>>767679192
Well would you look at that. A wholesome story about prostitution and ass fucking.
>>767684692
Story?
>>767684692
Damn that's awful. Story?
>>767684476
Child.
>>767684692
>yep. i got raped bad once.
>implying you can get raped "good"
>>767684692
Sounds awful, but also tell the story
>>767684728
I'm a sucker for older women with huge asses. Stories like this warm my heart
>>767684692
What were the warning signs?
>>767684855
A dick in the butt
>>767684855
>>767684733
that's two sets of dubs, now you have to
>>767684692
>>767684840
I fucked her RIGHT IN THE PUSSY. the end.
>>767675895
You are adorable. NO GAY STUFF. Sure you were a prostitute, son. Sure you were.
>>767684784
Like Morrisey said, some rape is bigger than others
>>767684855
Rapist's dick in your anus?
>>767684692
That was the start of me getting out of the trade. took 6 months but I finally did.
>>767684967
Nah, you need more of a direct approach.
>>767685105
Yeah, dipshit, that's what I was asking
>>767685105
Thanks for the clarification
>>767684621
Ever had a client that didnt get off because of it and refused to pay?
How is your sex life now and did prostituting affect it? Do you have gf or bf?
>>767684733
>Towars the end of my run i started not following my own rules.
>I mostly relied on gay shit for money, i started going out at night, started ignoring my instincts
> guy asks me to come over, wont give address just a road. shady alert
> asks to come to my place. hell no
> starts getting angry and tells me to fuck off
> i say ill come
> baaaad part of town. 2nd red flag
> go to seedy motel. old skinny scary dude with grey hair
> looks like iggy pop
>gets rough with me right off the bat
> throws me on bed and yanks my pants down
> not super uncommon
> starts rimming and fingering me, ask him to take it slow
>basically tells me to shut up
> quickly jams it in and holds my mouth and nose
>pants are around knees, cant fight back
> in and out of conciousness
>seems like hours and hours go by
> wake up later beaten up and in pain
> had been there taking that for over an hour
>went home and cried
>didnt leave my house for a few days
>>767678237
Wtf is up with people wanting to fuck dogs? That is horrible I'd rather see scat than dog fuckers
>>767685331
a couple times. but sex is mostly mental, as long as you are doing what they want they will like it.
It fucked me up in a lot of ways. I have a fiance now who doesnt know anything about it. Ive never been attracted to guys so no bf ever
>>767685389
so did the dude just let you go? Or kicked you out of his hotel room?
sounds like a shit (heh) experience though, shame you had to go through it
>>767685495
its scary how common it is
>>767684784
i'd rape you good, cute animu poster
>>767685705
dog fucking and incest are some of the more common things out there, contrary to what you may think
>>767685495
These types of people are the ones who HAVE to pay for getting off. No normal person, male or female, is going to fuck/get fucked by a dog but if they are paying for your time they expected me to do what they wanted.
>>767685389
Thats called: SPACE JAM
>>767685697
It was a pay by the hour motel. i woke up and he was gone. he also robbed me and stole my ciggarettes and boxers
>>767685752
yep
Wierd client
>would have me act like a little boy and call him dad
>"Its time for bed kiddo"
>would take me to his sons old room and tuck me in
>called me by his sons name
> sons pics on the wall
>15 mins later, sneak in a slowly and quietly fuck me up the ass while wispering some nasty shit
>pretend in asleep
>pay me $200
> 10 mins later
>wierd dude
>>767685389
Thank you so much for sharing these experiences with us. Many of your audience cannot possibly relate to the inspirations and agonies of your practices. Though we cannot all directly relate, I am confident each of us knows the sting of maltreatment, the tender touch of another human, or the satisfaction of paying bills and buying food with paper money.
Sure, life is often characterized by pain. Varying in both quantity and form, we are all subject to our own personal tribulations with the ultimate goal of adapting and thriving in a pleasant harmony of self-improvement. Every Man is united in conquest against Suffering, and you are surrounded with people who love and support you in this quest.
Keep up the good work. I hope you prosper.
>>767685821
Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance do your dance at the Space Jam
Former Craiglist bull/hooker here, and got a few myself. Anyone interested?
>pic is milf I got to fuck and still on and off with
>>767685774
That makes more sense I guess. Incest role play or hell even consensual incest is fine with me but poor dogs. I hope they are the ones doing the penetrating considering their size.
On another note... Are male prostitutes more common nowadays? I'm a straight female who always thought male prostitutes should totally be a thing because most men are so lousy in bed and sometimes I just want a good fuck and that's it.
Although your horrible experiences would make me probably never actually seek a male prostitute out because I'd feel too exploitative I guess.
Just wondering out loud I suppose
Thanks for this thread, very interesting! Glad you're doing better for yourself and I don't mean to say sex work is 100% negative, I'm sure some people do OK mentally with that profession. Anyway neat thread, best wishes anon
>>767684784
"Bad" implies injury
>>767685670
I have always thought only well endowed dudes do that line of work, and im admiring your confidence to go for it.
Last question and no more penis related stuff: why prostitution?
>>767686653
I was horney and lazy and good looking and broke. seemed easy and fun
Finally a goddamn interesting thread! What is this, 2014?
I hope you all found that interesting. OP out, take care
>>767686780
What's interesting about it? The fact that this clown's fake-assed "I was a male prostitute - no gay stuff" story is so absurdly unrealistic, or the fact that so many stupid fucks actually believe him?
What's a craiglist hookup replacement since it got shutdown?
>>767686752
Thanks for the thread, stories and Q&A, ill be lurking till the end. Good luck mate
>>767686432
Yeah man
