Just watched a guy pull out a lawn chair in the road, sit down, and shoot himself in the head. AMA
>>767658457
follow his lead
Location?
If dubs u must go out & faceswap with the dead guy
>>767658457
Welcome to being over 30 this could be any moment of every day.
>>767658457
>pull out a lawn chair in the road
Damn, thats a pretty comfy way to go. A true gentleman.
>>767659264
White mans burden. He knows on the road he will be found so the house doesnt get infected with his virus after he dies, maybe the children who hate him will get it. Everyones a dissapointment, money you pay in taxes could be used to start your own business but lets help pay for other people, the Syrian war, lets become a refugee state while our people take out their lawn chairs and take that wild ride into the American dream we were all promised.
>>767659722
Maybe it would be better to take a desk chair, then tie a long rope to a car's trailer hitch at a stoplight.
Then to sit on the chair and commit suicide
Now a car will be driving around with a dead person being towed around town
Hilarity ensues
Tell us location for news purposes.
>>767659722
How far gone are you
>>767658457
sounds hawt. did you fap?
>>767660109
You far gone are how
>>767658457
What’s your opinion on fiat currency?
>>767659153
32 single white male checking in. This is the truth.
>>767659958
Admittedly that would be hilarious. Probably have to do it on a moving truck though, or something that can’t see directly behind.
>>767660041
Shelby twp michigan.
>>767660379
YES 1 FOR MI
>>767658522
kek
>>767660256
Answer the question fucko
>>767660319
At some point the freedom to kill yourself becomes your best asset allowing your body to be in a physical location earning money while you decay.
>>767660290
top kek
>>767660487
The fucko answer question
>>767660557
Isit cuz it hurts 2 much 2 think about how far u've gone? Lul.
>>767660664
Phew, tough one, but I'll try..
cuz 2 much it hurts u've gone lul how far about isit 2 think
Im not even the guy you were responding to btw, just having some fun
>>767660757
Neither am i, still i bet it hurts huh? Yh
>>767658457
can you not use infantile snapchat text box things
just
>>767658522
DO IT
>>767658457
>He is author of this....?
>>767658457
There's nothing on the news .how long ago was this?
>>767661759
Every time I google the manhattan signature, I either get watches, underwear, or people asking what the fuck it is. So what the hell is the "manhattan signature?"
>>767658457
As a cop, and seeing this shit every other day, I honestly can’t figure out why these people do this shit.
At least he didn’t do something stupid. We had a guy off himself by lighting a charcoal grill, drinking a shit ton of vodka, and downing his sleeping pills. He wrote a note of course, warning of the carbon monoxide, but it was upstairs.
Pro tip: if you decide to do that shit, turn on your fucking AC. That way you don’t kill your neighbor or first responders when they get called out for a welfare check.
>>767658457
It was my buddy john here's the full story
https://youtu.be/UMixbHU5NpI
>>767662771
Thank you!
>>767662771
Finally sauced
>>767662003
Cheap watches that break in a week. Its a shill
>>767662771
Roll
>>767662003
A company that made this one watch that costed $0.00, some fag found it and then spent a whole week spamming it across /b/ saying shit like “What is this”,”I found a glitch” and so on. Eventually he stopped and now he’s spamming this everywhere.
>>767658457
anyone else around that might have got a video of it?
>>767663418
OP here. I don't know. I came right after it happened. A bunch of people witnessed it. Even kids. Lulz
>>767658457
lets hope he was a republican.
>>767663582
As someone who doesn’t vote, and doesn’t honestly give a single fuck about politics, you and your ilk are insufferable faggots.
>>767658457
he was probably an incel and knew his days were numbered anyways
>>767663196
>some fag found it
>someone shilled their business to make money
You guys are weird.
>>767659722
>our people
>>767666338
thats a liberal lie as usual
>>767662535
The AC just recirculates the air u retarded blue nigger
Literally just sucks that shit in and spews it right back into the house
>hvac tech here
Also first responders are some the cheapest most "u owe me" faggots fucking ever.
I dont have anything against the cops but u guys should all fix your own fucking shit.
>>767658457
Is he ok?
>>767665040
oh heys guise look CNN is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Ff6izcRCc
>>767666541
>hvac tech here
You best go back to school, than. Why the fuck do you think you can stand outside next to an air conditioner and feel the warm air being expelled along with the moisture?
>>767660511
>>767660319
>>767659153
If only I had the balls to pull that goddamn trigger.
Figuratively speaking, guns are very hard to come by in my country. I'd hang myself or leap from a bridge instead.