hey /b/ how does an 18 year old girl like me get internet famous?? help me and you will be rewarded
NYPA
>>767644485
show bob and vegene
>>767644485
porn. now tits and timestamp or gtfo
yah for sure
>>767644485
suck a celebs dick
>>767644485
Be smart (lol unlikely), or please a lot of men via nudes, porn, etc.
What is the point of being internet famous anyways?
>>767644485
leak your nudes on 4chan. that's how.
Im going to need an address and schedules of anyone living with you in order to make you famous, honey.
>>767644657
money, anon, it’s all about the money
if you'd timestamp, maybe we'd actually give a fuck
>>767644485
Don’t do it, kid. I used to be internet famous. And then I pissed off some motherfucker on twitter and he came to my house to cut off my balls. He said to me, “internet famous is for girls, and I’m gonna make you into a girl”. I barely survived. I spent weeks in the hospital. Now I give blowjobs to tramps for a living. So don’t do it, kid. You’ll regret it.
>>767644722
this nigga really out here tryna murder me fr
start wearing revealing yet not too revealing clothing and start twitch streaming
There are tons of horney men/boys paying just so you pay them attention
what site in particular are you trying to get famous on? also, don't worry about fame, you can make a lot of men and women happy just by showing off your body
>>767644859
This. Do you have a nice face? If that is you in OP at least your body is hot. Don't go full camwhore, just tease and act all casual. Do this and horny dudes on the internet will throw money at you as I assume this is the goal?
all I want is money, preferably without doing porn. being an instagram model would be really cool but idk how to start
>>767645264
show feet
>>767645264
why the fuck did this post upside down
>>767645264
Use twitch and play some games while casually showing some cleavage and occasionaly bend over to pick something up to show of your ass.
It's free money really.
>>767645264
Holy Pelor, why do you want to be internet famous? Get for real famlus by showing you can stick to ceilings.
>>767645264
show nips or fuck off
>>767645264
almost but not quite
>>767645264
I don't understand, you say you don't want to sell your body, but you want to be an Instagram model. You do realize those things are the same, right?
Also, if you're feeling kind, please post more bra/bikini stuff, you're gorgeous.
>>767645333
Also I agree with this Anon because I'm a perv.
An hero on cam
>>767645264
>>767645403
Also show tits, I've been edging for ages now and want to cum
>>767645468
ty man
>>767644485
Shove things in your sphincter. Pronto.
>>767645264
femanon here, that bra is too small for you dear
Fucking newfags, why are you talking to this whore without a proper tits/timestamp.
OP loose the fucking bra with the stamp
>>767644485
post more navel pics
I want to lick you stomach
>>767645564
Looks like a fit to me, but I don't have tits so I'll take your word for it
>>767645478
first option I’m actually considering
>>767645564
You know the rules. same goes for OP
>>767645468
there’s a pretty big difference between posting pictures on IG and being in porn, Anon
>>767645577
agree
>>767644485
show penis.
>>767645564
i know sis, i just started birth control and they won’t stop growing ): it’s actually so annoying but i heard they’ll go back to their normal size after a little while lol
>>767645264
Switch to a pastel yellow on your nails darling. Those day-glo colors just make you look like a raver during off hours.
>>767645651
I'm just giving some womanly advice, it'd mean nothing if a man said it
>>767645685
Men masturbate to Instagram models.
Men masturbate to nudes.
The difference is a tenth of an inch of fabric, and men are still objectifying you. If you ever take anything other than a fully legit pic, they'll try to hack you for hidden nudes anyway.
My point is that the difference between IG modelling and nude modeling is very slim.
>>767645822
I'm going to go out on a limb and disagree here. There is a difference, you fucking cancer perverts and your FB IG threads have just conditioned yourselves to think otherwise. Not everyone is a horny adolescent.
>>767645768
You could do gravure like Swimsuit Succubus.
She went tumblr->patreon and makes like 2k a month for taking 40 kind of risque pics a month.
>>767645564
>>767645774
sounds like a trap to me
>>767645930
only one of those is me
>>767645930
We are two different people.
And I'm not a very convincing trap.
>>767645914
Sweetie, I'm a 30 yo man, and I know for a fact 2 men in their forties were fired from my job for swapping nudes of girls they didn't know were underaged in the company email system.
It's sweet you think that men are better than they are on 4chan, but 4chan just provides anonymity to men to behave how they really are. You'll understand someday, but you're only 18 now.
The world is a dark place, hun, the sooner you start anticipating the worst from random strangers, especially men, the better.
Jam a sharpie in your pooper or snooter cunt
>>767646004
>>767646005
well you both sound like traps
>>767646123
Well, ok, at least I'm passable in text form.
Abandon threat op won't post tits
>>767646265
TITS OR GTFO (Repost this guys, that's it)
>>767646292
proof that op is not a troll
>>767646292
Nice
>>767646340
If she doesn't post tits then she's a troll.
>>767646340
indeed
Can I bury my face in those?
ok whatever ill make a thread later yall are no help but here’s my stomach for that creepy mf who said he wanted to lick my navel or some shit
Fake thread
>>767646424
>>767645264
All you need to do is post about videogames along with some suggestive photos on insta. Boom, you are an instagram model with 1 million weeaboo followers.
The least you could do is show us your pussy for giving you this advice.
>>767646500
Just go on twitch you fucking cunt. Now show tits
>>767646318
Hey, howabout no, summerfag.
How come this only becomes a threadkiller from May to August?
Could it be that we say it at the beginning of threads all year long, but generally stop winging about it if the thread is still enjoyable? But no, repost all you want, I'm sure that eventually that will change OPs mind.
>>767646500
more
Take your tits out or get the fuck out. Anyone that said anything different is a beta cuck faggot.
>>767646574
Go suck a dick.
>>767646574
You are a faggot. We can ask for whatever we want on b.
>>767646500
done analysing pic. got GPS location from phone co-ords anyone interested?
>>767646574
Not my fault you're conditioned to this being a porn board and have a disgusting tolerance for bullshit. You're a fucking pussy. A god damn soyboy, TITS OR GTFO you giant fucking faggot.
>>767646611
Yeah, that's what I thought.
>>767644485
>Go on Dr. Phil
>Say some obnoxious shit
>Get into rapping
>Count on this retarded generation to like you
>???
>Profit
>>767646500
to be honest, youre probably not hot enough to be an instagram model. best bet is get fit and try to get a rich bf
>>767644485
>He was behind of it...
>>767646657
Calling someone a soyboy makes you sound just as gay as the other poster, fyi.
>>767646500
uh dumb bitch there is nothing creepy about wanting to lick that navel and you know it. quit pretending like you're so innocent when you're seeking the attention of men purely by seeking those interested in your body. that's all you've offered here.
>>767646655
inb4 no EXIF you cuck
>>767646702
Cuck a doodle doo you giant fucking douche
>>767644485
Stick a sharpie in your ass and flip off the camera... That'll make you famous
>>767646655
/b/ strips exif. try harder
would appear OP is located in North Carolina, anyone want address
>>767646563
You seem to have the process wrong like every newfags here.
Tits and then you mouth breather give advice not the other way arrogant.
OP has no incentive to deliver after getting advice
Gotta work that stomach fats and hips. No navel lines are no no for me
>>767646650
>>767646657
Yep, y'all sound like fucking retards alright.
But sure, go enjoy your cancerous porn threads all you want fags. LEt's never take the opportunity to have an engaging thread ever again.
>>767646725
Oh cool, congrats on accepting your inner faggotry.
>>767646756
Nobody knows how to bargain anymore like those stupid teachers in Arizona.
>>767646711
>>767646746
shit ya got me fellas
>>767646749
>>767646749
NYPA. You don't have exif data, newfag. Don't send other newfags off to harass your personal enemies.
what about to be a e-girl ? Streams and all this shit you know
It's really good that you accept the fact the only thing you are really good is to show your body fucking whore :)
>>767646789
We engage after tits or is that taught in Junior year? I've been on this board since before you born lil' shit.
>>767646789
Lol. Have you ever even been on b? You sound retarded.
>>767646789
you can definitely have an engaging thread since this thread doesn't prevent that from happening. instead you seek to shitpost about people liking things you don't like and spend all of your time here seeking out things that anger you and that you hate. that's great solution.
>>767644485
Let me lick your ass
>>767645264
show face and body, we want to know if you are cute enough for lifestreaming or other options
>>767646655
bad at the game
>>767646890
I just want one day for the mods to come back and just purge all the faggotry they can find like the lil shit poster you replied to.
someone post something at least
>>767646982
Me too /b/rother. Why did moot forsake us?
>>767644485
Provide interesting, original, entertaining content to attach your online persona. If you make all the social media accounts, and keep up with them you will eventually become popular enough. There is enough porn. How about more of a niche? Like say, comedic porn, idk. It needs to be unique and entertaining enough for it to be lasting... getting people to access your content might be more challenging... marketing and advertising is very important, and how you package and sell your product could mean the difference between success and failure. Start by creating an internet persona.
>>767646650
>b
>b
>b
YOU FUCKING CUNTFAG ITS /b/ ALLWAYS HAS BEEN LEARN HOW TO FUCKING ACT ON THIS SITE YOU INSIGNIGANT LITTLE SHIT BAG
>>767647048
calm down anon, did you skip nap-time?
>>767647024
m00lah my /b/rother. Also that and I think he may have had some governmental pressure.
>>767647048
NOC.
>>767647048
Watching people shit on this dude brings a tear to my eye. I miss old //b// like you.
>>767644797
Holy shit who the fuck were you anon?
>>767646650
>we
>b
>we
>b
what are you 12? W R ANONYMOUS B IS LUV B IS LEGION HURHURHUR I R L33t HAXORS
please just kill yourself
>>767647149
another anon here, i agree. nu-/b/ is full of fags that wonder why they dont get tits anymore
>>767647201
10 bucks says Scarlett Johansson
fuck this thread is done cya cunts
>>767647242
Boy you sure got me, faggot.
>>767647242
Hey man, just wanted to let you know your faggotry is spilling out of you pants. Just looking out.
>>767647300
do you not realise you do not SPEAK for /b/ so if you would PLEASE go kill yourself that would be fucking great moron
Are you looking for a sugar daddy?
This fucking thread is shit and op should an hero on cam. Sluts like that won't amount to anything more than being some dumb niggers' cumdumpster anyway.
>>767644485
>stream on twitch
>use good looks too make beta bois give you money
>sell non nude lewds on patreon
>profit
>>767647357
And you don't speak for me. Leave the /b/rother alone and kys you fucking faggot.
>>767647453
oh yeah do cosplay
>>767647357
I don't think I speak for anyone. You just sound really fucking gay when you turn b into a political platform. NOC.
>>767647466
>calls an absolute fagg /b/
how new are you?
>>767647498
>b
>b
>b
>b
whew sure is summer in here
>>767647527
lol. You sure got me bro. I mean if you are calling people summerfags on the internet you must be the epitome of cool on the internet
Not even any tits, just faggots bitching and whining at each other. Fuck this.
>>767647584
>being this fucking new
>>767647622
Bail now or forever hold your peace.
>>767646890
>b
The summer is strong with this one.
BASIC VERSION: Be hot but don't do ho shit and stream gaming. Strip yourself of the will to comment on political shit and make yourself strong in identifying fake sources of information. Say less, but in doing so, say more.
While doing this, start a patreon (once you have a significant enough audience). Also look into Search Engine Optimization (read: become a pro or find someone who is),
Go seek out Overwatch League pros and do some networking. They're all garbage little kids, they'd try to act big because of what they do but they'd probably fawn over you.
Don't get bad at the game all of a sudden and marry one, that's fucking stupid. Use the situation to increase your exposure, but refuse to flirt or become starstruck. Refuse also to act as though you're the reason everything is happening.
To simplify this whole thing: Be hot, be a saint, and be well connected. This next generation is going to hate the shit out of what we've got going on for the most part, but I think things as far out as twitch are young enough that they won't be affected by this gap too much. Socially questionable constructs are going to be questioned as they always have, but I think we're seeing a trend toward tasteful material on the internet, and this trend in our country may even begin affected the -types- of media we see.
Stick with me here. It's not cool to be a white male anymore. That means the things white males like aren't cool anymore (bikini chicks beating each other with steel chairs while we invade Iraq, basically). I'm no SJW, I'm actually a white male Marine and while I don't watch chicks beat each other with chairs (anymore), I also don't eat crayons because neither are satisfying to me.
Anyway, that means generally acting like a "bro" is big douche shit, "judging" is out (and I mean don't comment on a fucking thing in a negative fashion, period, ever, period, always try to stay really positive and steer things back to positive). <c>
>>767647630
>Oh man
>Green text
>This guys seriously retarded
>prolly watching mlp
>>767646880
It's a sliding scale depending on the thread, but I expect that sort of nuance comes with actual experience.
Also, as me mum used to say, sorry kid, I wasn't born yesterday.
>>767644485
Well if you give me your phone number im a producer in hollywood we could meet up and go over some business strategies
>>767647786
>gets absolutely exposed for being a summer fag
>Probably watches mlp
please stop projecting anon i know you like stroking that micro dick to ponies but not everyone is like you.
>>767644485
start showing off ur body on instagram, dumb masses cant take enough of that
>>767647867
green letter posting doesnt make u kewl
So, what
that's
guns, pretty much every sport in the x-games, probably tennis, but definitely every single overly gratuitous showing of the female body that isn't directly labeled as "empowering" by news sources upon release.
Seeing all of this, you can develop yourself in such a way that you don't have to worry about what's cool, what sucks, what's hot, what's not
Just be hot, positive, and have fun on camera.
And there's all the account building bullshit. Honestly, that's way easier than it seems.
So yeah. Seem approachable to the nerds. Be kind of approachable to the nerds. Try not to get hit with a hatchet or something. Best of luck.
source: Dude who sometimes picks a game and plays with the pros then chills with the pros and then goes back to his life like nothing was really happening?? not sure why i never use this for anything bigger
>>767644485
start showing off ur body on instagram, dumb masses cant get enough of that. also post ur ig here and we can boost ur follower count
>>767647942
>wow you sure got me
acting like a 12 year old dosent make you COOL
>>767644485
show bob and vegana
anyone else has stupid stinky penis?
>>767645264
if you want to be an instagram model follow some inatagram models you like and copy what they do
>>767645264
show nips and timestamp or gtfo
>>767645928
>makes like 2k a month
LMAO anon...she was making 12k in 2016 before patreon let creators hide their income. She is the top girl on patreon doing modeling so you really think making 12k 2 years ago and now with over 1500 patrons 100k follows on each of her social media she ONLY makes 2k??? I bet now it’s beyond 30k. Also unlike OP she is cute with a ridiculous body and actually shows her face.
>>767646318
tots or gtdo
>>767647256
you're not convincing me nu-/b/ likes tits
>>767647357
>caring this much about anything
>>767646501
fucking timestamp posted cunt
get the fuck out
>>767645264
Moar pls
>>767645264
Get a job you lazy whore. Stop trying to take the easy way out. Honestly, women act like this and wonder why men got no respect for them.
>>767650425
they don't need your respect faggot
>>767644511
Dubs speak truth
NYPFA
>>767645264
Yeah hate to break it to you but u are not that pretty. Your only hope is too show face with 20x sharpies in your pooper.
>>767647584
>>767646890
>>767646650
>>767647942
Stop fucking posting
you're new
Lurk more
If you're new enough to get exposed, you're new enough to not post.
>>767644485
Fuck a Black dude
>>767651623
This
come fuck me, I'll make you famous af.
>>767651659
Nigga why not both of us?
This thread just won't fucking die. Have some tacos, faggots.
>>767651753
Step aside young blood, I got this.
>>767644485
First tits with timestamp then you will get what you want.
>>767645367
TRIGGERED
>>767645333
check'd
>>767644485
Let this fucking post die already jesus christ.
Fixed the orientation, fuck
>>767652460
I'd eat me one of those tacos
>>767647466
>>767647505
new enough to look but not see, poor guy
>>767647770
I'm guessing you're a tranny.
>>767648106
wtf?
>>767654776
Sorry but those tits are still not nude.
>>767645264
>all I want is money, preferably without doing porn
have you tried finding a job
>>767644485
>hey /b/ how does an 18 year old girl like me get internet famous??
Fuck your dog and stream it. Multiple times. Worked for Cannibal Cupcake
>>767647770
>>767644485
Tits or gtfo
why is this thread still alive?
>>767656178
That would require the lazy bitch to put effort into something other than her shitty prude Instagram selfies
>>767645264
you're too fat to be a model of any kind. Move to a small down and start stripping.
No one needs another fucking Instagram model Lol
>>767645264
>all I want is money, preferably without doing porn. being an instagram model would be really cool but idk how to start
I'm fairly popular on Instagram and still have no idea where I'm headed
Couple things I've learned-
>Instagram is easy mode if you're a girl.
>Find a happy medium of having your tits and arse out but also being family/SWF friendly, just like on youtube this increases your audience
>Learn to be good at photography or hire/fuck/friendzone a good photographer. I'm using instagram as a photography portfolio and getting models hitting me up now as a result. Without either knowing what you're doing with a camera or offering something of value you're just going to be another trashy hoe on insta with less than 5k followers
>Appeal to businesses, clients and other forms of income, same as anywhere
Will answer any questions but basically if you're hopeless enough to have to ask on 4chan you're probably going to fail either way
That said, I've seen nothing but shitty slutty pics break income on insta before
>>767656929
Pics? At least save this zombie thread by posting bob
>>767657206
I'm not a girl, no bobs. I just know how insta works for cash/sales/connections etc
>>767644485
if you wanted an answer worth anything from us the proper way to word that would have been "help me and i will be rewarded"
Squeeze your left nipple.
if I was you I'd create so,e sort of schedule, like Post 4 photos a week and on the Friday that's when you post the best photo you've took that week or some shit like that, and while your doing that form connections with other posters share there shit they share your shit etc, build yourself a style only post and share shit that connects with that style, amd you will gather a following in that style.
Boom I think that's not bad, I'd like my rewards now, get some taisty semi nude photos posted, for practice ;)
>>767657316
Those bobs are all covered up because faggot OP fails at life so hard.
>>767646292
>>767646340
Can someone explain to me why it's proof?
>>767657452
>on the Friday that's when you post the best photo you've took that week
The weekly Furious Friday Fap.
>>767657663
Most guys don't have tits
Also you're an idiot
>>767658126
I'm an idiot when it comes to Photoshop here too, what would that image look like if they were fake?
>>767658119
Exactly mate! You wake up on the Friday and your like "aw yes insta slut is gonna post something taisty today" then at lunchtime you sneak away and fap in a toilet
>>767645403
This.
I dont think you are hot enough to be an insta model, but you could rake it in as a streamer.
>>767658331
>you could rake it in as a streamer
Idk that would mean she would have to learn how to use a computer and learn how to play games. She seems like the type that would take months just to learn basics in Minecraft. If she can't play it from her iPhone then it might be too much for her to handle.
>>767658631
well not anymore have you seen the irl section on twitch? its just full of titty streamers just talking or doing something else they enjoy like drawing or some shit
just do ASMR shit on twitch and say hi to all the desperate nerds, even at only a couple hundred viewers you'll be making 60k /year. Women are so fucking stupid. If I was a woman i'd be a millionaire by 22.
>>767658802
Yeah I have and they're fucking hiring and reek of desperation like being at a titty bar. Now and then I might watch but only muted because their yapping is annoying. I don't tip that trash.
>>767659190
yeah me neither but people do, being a girl atm is the easiest possible time can legit just sell feet pics online
>>767644485
Get killed by a nigger in a home invasion the news channels will eat that shit up and you'll become famous
>>767644485
Porn, come get this dick!
>>767659270
Yeah but it is also competitive as fuck because there are so damn many unoriginal whores. It's a very saturated market too.
The autism in this thread is off the fucking charts
>>767657279
No you don't.
too chubby for modeling.
try streaming or porn
>>767659535
WELCOME TO THE PARTY PLEASE DONT EAT THE CRAYONS
>>767659535
You're on /b/
>>767659624
Oh, you got me
>>767659807
mmm grayons r yummy
>>767656929
gimie ur ig nga I wanna follow
>>767644485
I'm a producer. Let's meet. I'll take some test shots and interview you on my couch. I'll evaluate your talents and your limits. Contact me.
It’s like you’re all newfags who do not know the rules
Tits or GTFO
>>767659858
My two best friends are male models.
One is an actor/model and has been on quite a few shows as an extra. He also streams on twitch for around 200~ viewers because he's extremely attractive. But on insta all he has is friends and family however he does have his own website.
The other idiot has over 500k followers on insta. Literally is nonstop on social media, never posts shirtless pictures or anything extremely lewd but it's actually one of the dumbest people I've ever known in my life. He has peanuts rattling around in his noggin and his political views are on every possible thing he has but he looks like a Croatian God so all is well.
Tldr nobody cares about what you show or do as long as you are attractive. Welcome to the wonderful world of 2018.
speaking of tits and streamers, does anybody have tits pics of PewDiePie's ho?
