hey /b/ how does an 18 year old girl like me get internet famous?? help me and you will be rewarded
Don’t do it, kid. I used to be internet famous. And then I pissed off some motherfucker on twitter and he came to my house to cut off my balls. He said to me, “internet famous is for girls, and I’m gonna make you into a girl”. I barely survived. I spent weeks in the hospital. Now I give blowjobs to tramps for a living. So don’t do it, kid. You’ll regret it.
what site in particular are you trying to get famous on? also, don't worry about fame, you can make a lot of men and women happy just by showing off your body
This. Do you have a nice face? If that is you in OP at least your body is hot. Don't go full camwhore, just tease and act all casual. Do this and horny dudes on the internet will throw money at you as I assume this is the goal?
all I want is money, preferably without doing porn. being an instagram model would be really cool but idk how to start
I don't understand, you say you don't want to sell your body, but you want to be an Instagram model. You do realize those things are the same, right?
Also, if you're feeling kind, please post more bra/bikini stuff, you're gorgeous.
Also I agree with this Anon because I'm a perv.
Men masturbate to Instagram models.
Men masturbate to nudes.
The difference is a tenth of an inch of fabric, and men are still objectifying you. If you ever take anything other than a fully legit pic, they'll try to hack you for hidden nudes anyway.
My point is that the difference between IG modelling and nude modeling is very slim.
I'm going to go out on a limb and disagree here. There is a difference, you fucking cancer perverts and your FB IG threads have just conditioned yourselves to think otherwise. Not everyone is a horny adolescent.
Sweetie, I'm a 30 yo man, and I know for a fact 2 men in their forties were fired from my job for swapping nudes of girls they didn't know were underaged in the company email system.
It's sweet you think that men are better than they are on 4chan, but 4chan just provides anonymity to men to behave how they really are. You'll understand someday, but you're only 18 now.
The world is a dark place, hun, the sooner you start anticipating the worst from random strangers, especially men, the better.
well you both sound like traps
Well, ok, at least I'm passable in text form.
ok whatever ill make a thread later yall are no help but here’s my stomach for that creepy mf who said he wanted to lick my navel or some shit
All you need to do is post about videogames along with some suggestive photos on insta. Boom, you are an instagram model with 1 million weeaboo followers.
The least you could do is show us your pussy for giving you this advice.
Hey, howabout no, summerfag.
How come this only becomes a threadkiller from May to August?
Could it be that we say it at the beginning of threads all year long, but generally stop winging about it if the thread is still enjoyable? But no, repost all you want, I'm sure that eventually that will change OPs mind.
Not my fault you're conditioned to this being a porn board and have a disgusting tolerance for bullshit. You're a fucking pussy. A god damn soyboy, TITS OR GTFO you giant fucking faggot.
>He was behind of it...
uh dumb bitch there is nothing creepy about wanting to lick that navel and you know it. quit pretending like you're so innocent when you're seeking the attention of men purely by seeking those interested in your body. that's all you've offered here.
You seem to have the process wrong like every newfags here.
Tits and then you mouth breather give advice not the other way arrogant.
OP has no incentive to deliver after getting advice
Yep, y'all sound like fucking retards alright.
But sure, go enjoy your cancerous porn threads all you want fags. LEt's never take the opportunity to have an engaging thread ever again.
you can definitely have an engaging thread since this thread doesn't prevent that from happening. instead you seek to shitpost about people liking things you don't like and spend all of your time here seeking out things that anger you and that you hate. that's great solution.
Provide interesting, original, entertaining content to attach your online persona. If you make all the social media accounts, and keep up with them you will eventually become popular enough. There is enough porn. How about more of a niche? Like say, comedic porn, idk. It needs to be unique and entertaining enough for it to be lasting... getting people to access your content might be more challenging... marketing and advertising is very important, and how you package and sell your product could mean the difference between success and failure. Start by creating an internet persona.
This fucking thread is shit and op should an hero on cam. Sluts like that won't amount to anything more than being some dumb niggers' cumdumpster anyway.
BASIC VERSION: Be hot but don't do ho shit and stream gaming. Strip yourself of the will to comment on political shit and make yourself strong in identifying fake sources of information. Say less, but in doing so, say more.
While doing this, start a patreon (once you have a significant enough audience). Also look into Search Engine Optimization (read: become a pro or find someone who is),
Go seek out Overwatch League pros and do some networking. They're all garbage little kids, they'd try to act big because of what they do but they'd probably fawn over you.
Don't get bad at the game all of a sudden and marry one, that's fucking stupid. Use the situation to increase your exposure, but refuse to flirt or become starstruck. Refuse also to act as though you're the reason everything is happening.
To simplify this whole thing: Be hot, be a saint, and be well connected. This next generation is going to hate the shit out of what we've got going on for the most part, but I think things as far out as twitch are young enough that they won't be affected by this gap too much. Socially questionable constructs are going to be questioned as they always have, but I think we're seeing a trend toward tasteful material on the internet, and this trend in our country may even begin affected the -types- of media we see.
Stick with me here. It's not cool to be a white male anymore. That means the things white males like aren't cool anymore (bikini chicks beating each other with steel chairs while we invade Iraq, basically). I'm no SJW, I'm actually a white male Marine and while I don't watch chicks beat each other with chairs (anymore), I also don't eat crayons because neither are satisfying to me.
Anyway, that means generally acting like a "bro" is big douche shit, "judging" is out (and I mean don't comment on a fucking thing in a negative fashion, period, ever, period, always try to stay really positive and steer things back to positive). <c>
It's a sliding scale depending on the thread, but I expect that sort of nuance comes with actual experience.
Also, as me mum used to say, sorry kid, I wasn't born yesterday.
Well if you give me your phone number im a producer in hollywood we could meet up and go over some business strategies
>gets absolutely exposed for being a summer fag
>Probably watches mlp
please stop projecting anon i know you like stroking that micro dick to ponies but not everyone is like you.
guns, pretty much every sport in the x-games, probably tennis, but definitely every single overly gratuitous showing of the female body that isn't directly labeled as "empowering" by news sources upon release.
Seeing all of this, you can develop yourself in such a way that you don't have to worry about what's cool, what sucks, what's hot, what's not
Just be hot, positive, and have fun on camera.
And there's all the account building bullshit. Honestly, that's way easier than it seems.
So yeah. Seem approachable to the nerds. Be kind of approachable to the nerds. Try not to get hit with a hatchet or something. Best of luck.
source: Dude who sometimes picks a game and plays with the pros then chills with the pros and then goes back to his life like nothing was really happening?? not sure why i never use this for anything bigger
>makes like 2k a month
LMAO anon...she was making 12k in 2016 before patreon let creators hide their income. She is the top girl on patreon doing modeling so you really think making 12k 2 years ago and now with over 1500 patrons 100k follows on each of her social media she ONLY makes 2k??? I bet now it’s beyond 30k. Also unlike OP she is cute with a ridiculous body and actually shows her face.
This thread just won't fucking die. Have some tacos, faggots.
>all I want is money, preferably without doing porn
have you tried finding a job
>all I want is money, preferably without doing porn. being an instagram model would be really cool but idk how to start
I'm fairly popular on Instagram and still have no idea where I'm headed
Couple things I've learned-
>Instagram is easy mode if you're a girl.
>Find a happy medium of having your tits and arse out but also being family/SWF friendly, just like on youtube this increases your audience
>Learn to be good at photography or hire/fuck/friendzone a good photographer. I'm using instagram as a photography portfolio and getting models hitting me up now as a result. Without either knowing what you're doing with a camera or offering something of value you're just going to be another trashy hoe on insta with less than 5k followers
>Appeal to businesses, clients and other forms of income, same as anywhere
Will answer any questions but basically if you're hopeless enough to have to ask on 4chan you're probably going to fail either way
That said, I've seen nothing but shitty slutty pics break income on insta before
if I was you I'd create so,e sort of schedule, like Post 4 photos a week and on the Friday that's when you post the best photo you've took that week or some shit like that, and while your doing that form connections with other posters share there shit they share your shit etc, build yourself a style only post and share shit that connects with that style, amd you will gather a following in that style.
Boom I think that's not bad, I'd like my rewards now, get some taisty semi nude photos posted, for practice ;)
>you could rake it in as a streamer
Idk that would mean she would have to learn how to use a computer and learn how to play games. She seems like the type that would take months just to learn basics in Minecraft. If she can't play it from her iPhone then it might be too much for her to handle.
just do ASMR shit on twitch and say hi to all the desperate nerds, even at only a couple hundred viewers you'll be making 60k /year. Women are so fucking stupid. If I was a woman i'd be a millionaire by 22.
Yeah I have and they're fucking hiring and reek of desperation like being at a titty bar. Now and then I might watch but only muted because their yapping is annoying. I don't tip that trash.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY PLEASE DONT EAT THE CRAYONS
It’s like you’re all newfags who do not know the rules
Tits or GTFO
My two best friends are male models.
One is an actor/model and has been on quite a few shows as an extra. He also streams on twitch for around 200~ viewers because he's extremely attractive. But on insta all he has is friends and family however he does have his own website.
The other idiot has over 500k followers on insta. Literally is nonstop on social media, never posts shirtless pictures or anything extremely lewd but it's actually one of the dumbest people I've ever known in my life. He has peanuts rattling around in his noggin and his political views are on every possible thing he has but he looks like a Croatian God so all is well.
Tldr nobody cares about what you show or do as long as you are attractive. Welcome to the wonderful world of 2018.
speaking of tits and streamers, does anybody have tits pics of PewDiePie's ho?