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waifu thread
我爱她
>>767610136
OwO
>>767609848
I cant just make her awoo
thanks for thread susan ilu
>>767610349
play some blues guitar they awoo at that
>>767610136
ew gine said you have dick rabies
ilu2
Welp, I bought 4 more books and now I'm going to bed.
Thanks for the inspiration Rem!
Good Night Everyone!
>>767610311
this nigger
>>767610491
nini darling.
>>767610553
a cute <3
Morning.
>tfw never impregnate Christ Chan
why can't girls like Christ Chan exist IRL?
>>767610341
>>767610349
>>767610413
>>767610238
Hello r.lick
>>767610427
Damn right. I also have syphilis
>>767610491
Goodnight Magpie
>>767610553
>>767610605
r.lick
>>767610531
did someone say.......nigger?
>>767610490
love you more
>>767610427
be nice to gine pls
>>767610700
<3
itt shinoa spreads his dick rabies and syphilis
>>767610700
你好你好吗
>>767610746
杀你自己
>>767610744
可爱
>>767610919
fuck off shinoa's an ok dud we all love him
Rem claimed
>>767610991
and you all are going to get his dick rabies and syphilis
>>767611023
a cute! hi rem how's it going?
>>767611036
hashtag worhtit
>>767610574
>>767610700
Hi there.
>>767611120
is all well, shizu
>>767611023
Yo
This hot boy
>>767611295
Fine enough i suppose. Have a slight headache, but not a big deal. How about you?
>>767611393
I'm doing what I can, I'm about 7 shots of whiskey in. I try to choose between liqours and beer but tongiht deserved both
>>767610783
<3
>>767610950
I'm fine. Making shit edits. You?
>>767611120
Henlo
greetings all
>>767611581
how it do
>>767611782
a cute
>>767611522
Oh? That's quite a few. Be careful not to over do it. Something in particular make you deserve both?
>>767610670
Day.
>>767611841
you're not having lewd thoughts about my waifu are you?
>>767610700
r.cuddle
>>767610413
She only seems to awoo when my dad leaves to pick up the niece from daycare, and she's not at daycare today.
>>767612048
Still this new
>>767612040
I don't lewd others' waifus
have an amazing night though
>>767612048
awoooooooo~
>>767611069
You too.
I'm sleepy, but don't think I can get much sleep tonight.
>>767611343
Hello Kirito. What's been up?
>>767612192
yoiu too what
>>767612169
That's probably for the best, not all appreciate it. Also you too.
>>767611581
Oh hello.
> *grabs and restrains you*
>>767610950
i wish i knew what you are saying
>>767611581
> *licks your cheek*
Tastes like smug.
>>767610490
>>767610783
>>767611581
>>767612483
>ERPing
>>767611581
什么是你在编辑?
>>767612501
你不。
>>767612676
I'm not erping I'm just drunk
>>767612192
Work work and more work until A-kon, you?
>>767611841
The usual of course. You?
>>767612048
r.hug
>>767612676
r.lciK
>>767612704
infinity gauntlet
>>767610311
>Hm,,,,he was behind?
>>767612949
I watch that tomorrow.
r.pat
>>767612858
hi mean
>>767612949
hiccups too drunk
p[lease be ok
>>767613006
no
>>767611522
>>767611887
No answer?
>>767612704
damn box people coming into our country and refusing to speak English
>>767613029
Enjoy it!
>>767613044
Nou
>>767612949
i don't want your dirty sinner tough touching me
>>767613175
shit I'm sorry I missed this
ike I said, I'm pretty drunk
it's been a long 4 months, I'm finally letting myself drink and act out as I see fit. thank you for being an ok persopin in waifu threads, sjizui.
>>767613278
NOU
>>767612858
Tfw late and someone claimed Nagatoro. Q^Q
Guess it's back up waifu, Zero Two,
>>767613340
>>767613412
r.owo
>>767613512
>backup
>>767613654
uwu
>>767613654
Hiya. Yeah, I mean, it was likely to have your waifu claimed by another at some point, so having a back up is good if you still wish to participate in a waifu thread. (Even though they didn't speak since, I will still honor the laws of the land.)
>>767613654
Gibb smugpussy
>>767613512
>having more than one waifu
are you a mormon?
>>767613412
I see i see. Well, take it a little easy, no need to drink all the booze in one night.
>>767613512
>Backup
HERESY
>>767613866
ALL BOZE
>>767613799
She's not a waifu really, she is just fodder for when my waifu has been taken.
My only waifu is Nagatoro, Zero Two is just an acceptable substitute in dark times.
Nah, you know what. They didn't even state they were claiming her and haven't spoke since. So fuck it.
N A G A T O R O CLAIMED. FIGHT ME.
>>767613723
Hello! Wait you mean claim shinoa? Welcome to the thread! You lurked before?
>>767613868
this guy gets it
>>767614198
No, what. I am the faggot who claimed Nagatoro and tries to get BC to give me dead dog photos.
>>767614190
That was fast
>>767614287
What, Wtf dude you're confusing me
>>767613178
该美国具有没有官方语言。
>>767612949
凉
>>767614351
Boi, how is it confusing.
We've even talked in these threads before a few times.
Who else is /unique but boring/
>>767613654
you best turn those sinner eyes some where else or i'll take them from your head
>>767614390
Pretty meh tbh. But simple edits can make it all the more fun
>>767614456
No no no that's now cleared up. I thought you were some new claimer and I was like "Wait I don't think the other nagatoro wouldn't mind" I know we did
>>767614544
zap
>>767614544
Sinning is what life is all about.
>>767614287
>to give me dead dog photos.
>backup
>Zero Two
Stop raging about back up waifus and start raging about the fact he picked ZERO FUCKING TWO AS HIS BACK UP.
>>767614586
Idk, I think they just dropped a meme and left. Idk. I'm the only person I've seen claim Nagatoro, but then again I don't go on these threads 24/7.
>>767614675
Well, most of the good gals are taken my boi. I was picking a backup I didn't think would have many claimers. It doesn't help to pick a backup that would step on other people's toes.
>>767613278
Maybe.
>>767614351
eating her hair thanks
>>767614645
sin brings pleasure for a season but soon you must reap what you sow
I might be an asshole, but I try to follow waifu code and be at least half way decent to people.
>>767614840
>seasonal shit
>i assumed a BRAND SPANKING NEW FRESH POPULAR WHORE wouldn't have any claimers
And literally most of the good gals are NOT TAKEN. These people are peons. They suck at waifuing
>>767614934
nigga you ever heard of TRIPS? or just telling them to "feck off cunt"
tiaga best waifu of all time
>>767612483
currently watching this
>>767614743
I see and neither do I. I think I've seen a "claimer" before though
>>767614898
Yes!
>>767613893
No no, just some booze is fine. No need to kill yourself over it.
Waifu code?! Don't make me laugh!
Haha, what are you fucking retarded?! Leave it again to these betas to even fail at getting anime girls. I mean realistically, who the fuck would just allow themselves to get cucked just because someone else like asked her out first? I would fight for her or just tell the perp to fuck off and go on with my laifu with mai waifu. I used the girlfriend analogy because waifus are supposed to be a loved one equivalent to wife or girlfriend. Not an avatar for a community. That would be like catfishing people with your girlfriends pictures basically.
>>767614586
>zap
wut?
>I want to hear more about how to waifu post from the guy anon posting.
>>767614586
> * boops ur nose*
>>767615318
Mebbe.
>he says in an anon post while the guy he's criticizing is making a "no u" statement while using the waifu as an avatar, making the guy the anon is criticising a hypocrite
Got eem
Oh it's just My Loo. Boring.
>>767615295
taiga's the best, go for it.
Moshi moshi!
>>767612761
Med school ontop of med school and med school and holy FUCK I am stressed.
I don't think I'm gonna go again.
>>767616257
>
>>767616267
pls
>>767617118
Ew weeb
>>767617218
Rood.
>>767617152
All that med school will surely pay off
>>767615883
It's not about getting cucked, it's about being respectful and not fighting over fake girls like a fucking autistic twat.
>>767615553
I had enough to kill
>>767615984
anon posting is perfect please have an amazing day I love you
>>767617386
not enough to jill
>>767617249
saddest jpg
Out of the way, peasants! Best girl coming through!
>>767617299
>not fighting over fake girls like a fucking autistic twat
you do know what website your on right
>>767617793
*blocks your path*
>>767617249
I joke!
>>767618107
me too, cuz I'm the biggest weeaboo :^)
>>767617701
I had more than enouf to jill
>>767618229
HO ly shit
donot laff at the akko
>>767618229
dont jill though
edgedeath just leave ok
>>767617875
This is reddit, right?
>>767617386
Oh come on now. All things in moderation.
>>767618990
le yes
>>767618673
Yes! Don't laugh at Akko, she's precious. You have good taste ^^
>>767618969
i'm not Edgedeath anymore
>>767618990
no but you should go there
>>767619448
Hmmmm, only if you come with me.
>>767618990
I love Nagatoro
>>767619664
I'd love to tear open her asshole with my cock
this is my waifu, 3d women are inferior
What even are these threads
>>767619515
i don't think i would fit in there but you seem like you would
>>767619664
Wow! That’s some pretty beaten meat considering her age.
>>767619664
Posting lewds is not loving.
>>767619800
a gift from god
>>767619664
>>767619767
oh my how sinful
>>767619983
Deal with it bitch
>>767617218
Oops
What even is happening
>>767619025they're cute curlcejerkks
>>767620487
I dunno.
>>767620521
Who what now?
>>767620552
>>767620658
I'm bored. Wanna make out?
>>767620487
let me tell you about the happening
>>767620487
Bait = took
>>767620874
Please god no stfu
on break with the cutes~
>>767620794
Nope.
This lovely lady.
>>767620989
You are?
>>767620974
have i offended you?
>>767621300
杀自己
>>767621373
can someone tell me what he said?
>>767621492
"Gook noises"
>>767621569
what does it mean tho?
>>767620487
<3
>>767620658
you'tr a cute
>>767621178
yes though I've spent the last 15min of it in the ant thread. Lost track of time :(
Weird as fuck thread.
>>767622139
best 2hu, best cute
Bruh, imagine an alternate universe where 4chan had tit/pussy rate threads constantly.
>>767622139
Weird thread=good thread
>>767622188
but there are no girls on 4chan
>>767622344
>mfw there is at least one itt rn
>>767622344
Hmmmm, dubs so it must be true.
>>767622188
e>>767622188
e tooo mate but lt least accept me wishing you the bes, okay?
>>767622494
traps don't count as real girls
>>767622511
everything i say is true
>>767621905
Thanks, i suppose. Doing anything else tonight, or just drinking?
>>767622125
Link?
>>767623106
just a lot of alcohol <33
Back to work now for me cutes <3
>>767623134
>>767605361
We live
>>767624069
why
>>767624169
because god gave us life
>>767624069
Only so we can die
>>767624550
pooch plz
>>767624069
I don't know how much longer I can. New ep needs to happen.
>>767625304
Hello
晚安大家
>>767624889
>>767626560
doge looks like he's getting tired of this shit
>>767626650
Nah, she's not good with photos at this point at night.
>>767626864
she looks like she wants to know why you keep pointing that thing at her
>>767627591
Could be.
>>767626560
So cute!
>>767626864
>she's not good with photos at this point at night
Is that because her wolf instincts begin taking hold? Also is she strictly an outside doge?
>>767627920
She is a mostly outside dog, gets let in when mum wants to. She already digs to bury everything and has a prey drive (may have killed a rat).
>>767627839
When shes not destroying things outside, yes.
sigh.
>>767628029
did something happen cutie?
>>767628125
Nothing new. Just boredom has me trapped with my thoughts, which isn't the best thing at the moment.
>>767628214
oh, same for me. im just listening to some shoegaze though, usually helps with at least getting rid of a few of the thoughts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CrDd_RcsCE
Here
hehere xd
>>767629324
Hi Tomoko
>>767629747
Hi friend
Hello Shiziru, Rory, Tomo, and all. How are you?
Sarisa claimed.
>>767630695
Whoa! We've a Lucca, now? Sweet!
Sorry that I don't care much for your game, though. I'm more into Breath of Fire.
Claimed, how goes it?
>>767630695
Been a bit hi
>>767630939
Grand Theft Auto is how it goes. Vice City, to be exact,
You like GTA?
>>767630695
Hello Muse. Haven't seen you in a while, how've you been?
shizuru
>>767631093
Played a bit of it throughout my child hood, most time I spent on one was 5. They're pretty good and well put together open worlds, unlike stuff you see each year from ubisoft and the sort. I mostpy grew up playing stuff like medal of honor and the sort
